Don't know why this cracks me up

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Hell, they may build it first!

Don't get triggered

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Well, no. Your last Posts weren't. Everything may be sadly humorous in weird ways in this fucked-up world, but not everything is a joke.

Is tempting

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Amazing to me how few people have the strength to use their blinkers! Either that or they ran out of fluid!!!

It's not very comfortable

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Ah, planning on having sex with the local bag-lady?

I think I've seen that guy.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Must be an FSU alum! (This'll get @KKGator fuming! Not the Gator reference, the wrong school!)

Absolutely!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Or, any day that ends in "day"!

Get your timer out!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

& make sure to keep your hands outside of all clothing & in sight at all times!

From Russia, With Love...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Be Best, Melania, Be Best! LMAO!

If its cold where you are, why not take a trip to the warm Down Under.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Well done video, tho I could have passed on the 'possums!

An asteroid hit the moon during last week's lunar eclipse [cnet.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I'll admit I missed it. With events that take this long I tend to view in increments, tho it does look that I may have missed it even if watching right then.

Hope you're not an anti science anti vaxer.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Took my post one step further!

Some people just look for something to be disgusted about.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

LMMFAO!!!

following an earlier theme.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Or, even roughly, I'm game!

Panthers... are not an actual species

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

& are still magnificent!

Mad Mag..very interesting and check out the date.. over 20 yrs ago.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Answer: You should NEVER believe him!

This made national news when it got out there few yrs back.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Yep, it goes like this...

Coldest air in decades.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Of course, if you can't land at O'Hare, you can always try for the Chicago River! Pretty well frozen at this point! This is scary cold...I'll put up with Phoenix summers over this any time!

The cold in Chicago and the surrounding area is brutal, worst in decades. See pic.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Well, if you can't land at O'Hare, you can always try for the Chicago River!

Let her know.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I hope, as recompense, she sent him even better pics than this!

When everybody finds out about your spot.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Go find your own perch!

As it should be.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Just be sure tRump isn't lurking! It seems he has a thing for dressing rooms!

And another thing...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

As a side note, anyone can share their opinion, even if you're wrong (meaning you don't agree with me! LOL!). Let's just keep it in the Group & be adults. (So, there's MY opinion, LMAO)

Just doing a little shopping at work.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

@MichelleGar1! Tidy up your desk! & get back to work!

The more you know

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Shocking! LOL!

Safest Sex the Most Stigmatized... WTF?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Sorry, bro, but I won't state the obvious answer here. Remember the old pilot's adage, it's the approach that guarantees the landing!

Important PSA from Smokey da Bear!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Tho, the rest of us can make "friendly" suggestions to that effect!

Just because it is legal, does not make it moral

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I totally agree with the last line, the State is not the Metric for Ethics, but, the line above should read more that Legality "does not always equal" Morality. As we, hopefully, move towards a "more perfect Union", the two will come to align more & more. Laws will always be needed, it is up to all of us to see that they are both moral & fair!

I'm going to duck out of this one

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I'll stick with this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjNjDrLNlmY

Don't go out in the cold

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Ron, did the Polar Vortex make it down to you? Be careful with your cows in that!

To go with the first one lol

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

& put a fucking mask on, for your sake!

Yeah, this is me, often.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I'm pretty sure it won't, but I hope so, anyway! Not sure what I'd call that, maybe just "someone who doesn't want to throw in the towel just yet"!

That is pretty assinine!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Why didn't "god" simply have you avoid the accident in the first place? Next time, go to a church for healing. Let's see how that works!

Fundamentalists

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

The "Mainstream" of each religion gives cover & comfort to the extremists among them. & when, as stated, the core tenets are bigoted & promote violence & hatred towards the "other", what you get is violence & hatred.

Yep, that's crazy!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Megyn Kelly has assured me that not only was Jebus white, Santa is, too! & probably MLK, Jr.!

Greetings from Hell, Michigan

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

It froze over, folks! Tho, in MI, I'm guessing not the first time!

Mysterious strangers know me well.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

That was just what the psychiatrist's voices told him to say!

Have a drink.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

What a wonderful, witty remarkable woman!

Happy VD

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Of course doing this you are less likely to get a VD! One good thing.

That would be embarrassing

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Your blow-up doll wouldn't notice.

Mornin peeps. What's shaking? Happy Wednesday.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

& the same to you & to the rest of y'all!

Career choice

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Start in government & then move on to Wall Street!

Pascal made the wrong bet.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

That has always been one, of a number, of fallacies with Pascal's Wager. A short & a longer pair of "debunks"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afQ9zMWR7Ag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBCDGohZT70

i guess being 'under arrest' is a job [cbsnews.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Ya' gotta laugh about it! Ya' sure ain't gonna stop it!

Something to eat

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

& such a lovely presentation, too!

Contact lens

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

At last, at last, thank dog almighty...LOL!

Blue balls

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I'm not even gonna ask how the other ones got blue on their faces!!!

Blue balls

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJkkUZBIEtA

Maybe I'm a Leo

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIN3EgBIHg

bad news ladies aqua man has fallen victim to the burger king

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Don't know if "majestic" is the term I would use!!!

Don't even think like that!!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Hey, at least she's lubing it!

For real....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I don't think Planned Parenthood would touch that, so the options are few. Just goes to show the pitfalls of procrastination!

I'm with Homer on this

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Homer's got some killer stuff!

I think I relate to this

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Rudy, one word...stronger meds! (Okay, two words!)

thoughts & prayers

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9SKkd79AjQ

Too true.....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

But, they won't.

Caretaker Wanted...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

& when you get all that, I'm looking for a woman to keep me in the manner to which I wish to become accustomed!

The most accurate way to cry.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

The sobs in fibonacci sequence, please!

We found 'em.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Some have known about these...

I've heard of the "walk of shame", but a bus ride? And for 2 of them?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Somebody is a serious playa!

He got what he deserved...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Probably both heads, & there's one "head" he won't be getting for some time!

Yeah, but not with a dress on.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Oh, jeebus, I think I'd rather imagine you doing this in a dress than what just flashed before my eyes!!!

I'll have a dancing sandwich and a BJ please!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

As long as it's not the dancing sandwich giving the BJ!

Lot of that going around lately.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Well, that & the bibble!

Roger Stone Arrested and Conservatives Cry Police Overreach | The Daily Show [youtube.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

(I Posted this yesterday. LOL!)

Whoa. Hold on there.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I don't wish to spoil the mood, & we'll get to all that, but, can you first sign this Consent Form, absolving me of all... LOL!

Puppy Love

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

The babies couldn't get any uglier, could they???

Tats of their favorite presidents

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Lock them all up! LOL!

That'll teach them

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Bitter much?

Gets confusing

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

There goes your therapist, again!

Only for us old farts

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Loved Barney Miller, never watched a C.H.I.P.s.

My kinda lunch

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I so hope he's using power tools!

As a child, forced to attend vacation bible school (VBS) I asked about the same question.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Sam Harris phrased it slightly differently...

...And setting Agnostics dumpster fires... You bet your sweet ass!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Goes great with the morning coffee!

Intermission.. anyone remember Kip? He was my fave.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

One of the Back-Door Boys?

ET looks more like Mr. T.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

What a weird blend. Does someone think E.T. is related to Mr. T?

I don't like eating bones.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

& all of the potatoes eyes are crying!

Proving atheists wrong with science

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

If this is real, the only thing I can say is...

Test failed

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

I did it! (Two seconds is a win, right?)

New muzzle

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Now, bring him to the dog park!

Objects in mirrors are closer than they appear

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

A brick from the sidewalk would do it!

Bad day.....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

& that's just to mark his territory before he...

Caryophyllales

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Cholla can be a very good reason to stay on the trails! Believe me, this is a Phoenix boy talking to you! Yo are much more likely to run into them than rattlers!

Richard Dawkins

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

There is a YT channel called Atheist Cat, & it is sometimes hilarious & always over the top!

Once, twice, three times...??

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Love the playfullness!

Ikea demon.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Good one!

Kind of like this group lately

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Oh, how true that is!

Don't leave the students alone in the band room

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

& summoned by the sound of the horns...Brass Man!

Modern dogs

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

These young pups!

Can't break it in gently

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

That's why I try not to be cruel, but have given up on polite!

No room to talk

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

But, they won't.

Now we're even

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Oh, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy,...& you were doing so well!

It doesn't make sense

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Oh, we have a National Emergency all right, it just has nothing to do with the border!

Impressive burn

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

So well countered! Even to the "Hi, Satan" opening! Touche, Doctor, touche!

That would be bad

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Still a Classic!

Try the Buddha patch

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Not to be confused with the Buddy Patch, which is the male version of the Tramp Stamp!

Lactose intolerant

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Three bottles of Moscato a night will do that!

Since I take requests... Sense of humor required...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XASZpJcgVLI

So fucking true it hurts like a MOTHERFUCKING TOOTHACHE, Motherfuckers!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Funny, that, eh?

Isn't that worse?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening at around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. “Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house. “Darling, I can’t lie to you,” the husband said. “I’ve been having an affair with my secretary and we had sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.” The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You lying bastard! You’ve been playing golf!”

Believe in yourself

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Good one!