'Murica...what can I say

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Yeah, I can't answer that either.

She needs to be more specific.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Hey, now! Don't be sexist! It could have been a she with a strap-on!

You'd better knock.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

The kid's that don't take this to heart, well,...that tells you something about the little pervs right there!

I mean, come on!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Sorry, cat, you're on your own! If that bear may even be a bit unsure where the door is, I ain't gonna tell it!

Why, I believe I will.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

What a nice compliant drone. This one can live!

The list keeps on growing.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I get more exasperated, but I still have to laugh!

I'm not going anywhere today ! !

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

We may get some rain on Sunday, I hope it doesn't mar the Golf Tournament! https://wmphoenixopen.com/ https://weather.com/weather/tenday/l/USAZ0166:1:US

Love and affection

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Obviously, you've taken what's been available!

When bible bangers CONTINUE to quote scripture after I told them I have contempt for their book, I ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Or, to really flummox & piss them off, quote passages back that contradict what they've stated! There are sure enough of them!

Let's dance!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

As soon as I get enough Frequent Flier Miles I'll get right on that!

Now...it makes sense.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Oh, well, why didn't you say so in the first place!

Missionaries...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Even once he gets in the truck, if he does, he better hope that sucker starts right up!

Soccer mom

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Just love "yo mama" jokes!

ice,ice,baby

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Not too many folks up north doing that today! On second thought, it would be warmer in there than outside!!!

Factically Fact!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Actually, it is. Kinda like Thin Mints, too!

Is there a problem?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Better him knocking than the cops! You have to give him that!

I am PROUDLY anti-fascist!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender,...

It's really sad.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Yeah, funny that.

Yep, but I knew this before he got elected.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Even his supporters knew. They either didn't care or bought into his spin.

About the size of it!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Not new to this putz, unfortunately.

And just to straighten things out!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

& actually voting helped in 2018. Let's see if we can do better in 2020!

This is the majority of Americans.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

That about says it!

This says it all!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

That would start a fight at a tRump rally, but I bet it would take awhile before somebody noticed!!!

Don't know why this cracks me up

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Hell, they may build it first!

Don't get triggered

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Well, no. Your last Posts weren't. Everything may be sadly humorous in weird ways in this fucked-up world, but not everything is a joke.

Is tempting

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Amazing to me how few people have the strength to use their blinkers! Either that or they ran out of fluid!!!

It's not very comfortable

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Ah, planning on having sex with the local bag-lady?

I think I've seen that guy.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Must be an FSU alum! (This'll get @KKGator fuming! Not the Gator reference, the wrong school!)

Absolutely!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Or, any day that ends in "day"!

Get your timer out!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

& make sure to keep your hands outside of all clothing & in sight at all times!

From Russia, With Love...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Be Best, Melania, Be Best! LMAO!

If its cold where you are, why not take a trip to the warm Down Under.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Well done video, tho I could have passed on the 'possums!

An asteroid hit the moon during last week's lunar eclipse [cnet.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I'll admit I missed it. With events that take this long I tend to view in increments, tho it does look that I may have missed it even if watching right then.

Hope you're not an anti science anti vaxer.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Took my post one step further!

Some people just look for something to be disgusted about.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

LMMFAO!!!

following an earlier theme.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Or, even roughly, I'm game!

Panthers... are not an actual species

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

& are still magnificent!

Mad Mag..very interesting and check out the date.. over 20 yrs ago.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Answer: You should NEVER believe him!

This made national news when it got out there few yrs back.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Yep, it goes like this...

Coldest air in decades.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Of course, if you can't land at O'Hare, you can always try for the Chicago River! Pretty well frozen at this point! This is scary cold...I'll put up with Phoenix summers over this any time!

The cold in Chicago and the surrounding area is brutal, worst in decades. See pic.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Well, if you can't land at O'Hare, you can always try for the Chicago River!

Let her know.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I hope, as recompense, she sent him even better pics than this!

When everybody finds out about your spot.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Go find your own perch!

As it should be.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Just be sure tRump isn't lurking! It seems he has a thing for dressing rooms!

And another thing...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

As a side note, anyone can share their opinion, even if you're wrong (meaning you don't agree with me! LOL!). Let's just keep it in the Group & be adults. (So, there's MY opinion, LMAO)

Just doing a little shopping at work.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

@MichelleGar1! Tidy up your desk! & get back to work!

The more you know

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Shocking! LOL!

Safest Sex the Most Stigmatized... WTF?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Sorry, bro, but I won't state the obvious answer here. Remember the old pilot's adage, it's the approach that guarantees the landing!

Important PSA from Smokey da Bear!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Tho, the rest of us can make "friendly" suggestions to that effect!

Just because it is legal, does not make it moral

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I totally agree with the last line, the State is not the Metric for Ethics, but, the line above should read more that Legality "does not always equal" Morality. As we, hopefully, move towards a "more perfect Union", the two will come to align more & more. Laws will always be needed, it is up to all of us to see that they are both moral & fair!

I'm going to duck out of this one

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I'll stick with this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjNjDrLNlmY

Don't go out in the cold

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Ron, did the Polar Vortex make it down to you? Be careful with your cows in that!

To go with the first one lol

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

& put a fucking mask on, for your sake!

Yeah, this is me, often.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I'm pretty sure it won't, but I hope so, anyway! Not sure what I'd call that, maybe just "someone who doesn't want to throw in the towel just yet"!

That is pretty assinine!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Why didn't "god" simply have you avoid the accident in the first place? Next time, go to a church for healing. Let's see how that works!

Fundamentalists

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

The "Mainstream" of each religion gives cover & comfort to the extremists among them. & when, as stated, the core tenets are bigoted & promote violence & hatred towards the "other", what you get is violence & hatred.

Yep, that's crazy!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Megyn Kelly has assured me that not only was Jebus white, Santa is, too! & probably MLK, Jr.!

Greetings from Hell, Michigan

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

It froze over, folks! Tho, in MI, I'm guessing not the first time!

Mysterious strangers know me well.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

That was just what the psychiatrist's voices told him to say!

Have a drink.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

What a wonderful, witty remarkable woman!

Happy VD

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Of course doing this you are less likely to get a VD! One good thing.

That would be embarrassing

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Your blow-up doll wouldn't notice.

Mornin peeps. What's shaking? Happy Wednesday.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

& the same to you & to the rest of y'all!

Career choice

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Start in government & then move on to Wall Street!

Pascal made the wrong bet.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

That has always been one, of a number, of fallacies with Pascal's Wager. A short & a longer pair of "debunks"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afQ9zMWR7Ag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBCDGohZT70

i guess being 'under arrest' is a job [cbsnews.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Ya' gotta laugh about it! Ya' sure ain't gonna stop it!

Something to eat

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

& such a lovely presentation, too!

Contact lens

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

At last, at last, thank dog almighty...LOL!

Blue balls

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I'm not even gonna ask how the other ones got blue on their faces!!!

Blue balls

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJkkUZBIEtA

Maybe I'm a Leo

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIN3EgBIHg

bad news ladies aqua man has fallen victim to the burger king

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Don't know if "majestic" is the term I would use!!!

Don't even think like that!!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Hey, at least she's lubing it!

For real....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I don't think Planned Parenthood would touch that, so the options are few. Just goes to show the pitfalls of procrastination!

I'm with Homer on this

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Homer's got some killer stuff!

I think I relate to this

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Rudy, one word...stronger meds! (Okay, two words!)

thoughts & prayers

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9SKkd79AjQ

Too true.....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

But, they won't.

Caretaker Wanted...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

& when you get all that, I'm looking for a woman to keep me in the manner to which I wish to become accustomed!

The most accurate way to cry.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

The sobs in fibonacci sequence, please!

We found 'em.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Some have known about these...

I've heard of the "walk of shame", but a bus ride? And for 2 of them?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Somebody is a serious playa!

He got what he deserved...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Probably both heads, & there's one "head" he won't be getting for some time!

Yeah, but not with a dress on.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Oh, jeebus, I think I'd rather imagine you doing this in a dress than what just flashed before my eyes!!!

I'll have a dancing sandwich and a BJ please!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

As long as it's not the dancing sandwich giving the BJ!

Lot of that going around lately.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Well, that & the bibble!

Roger Stone Arrested and Conservatives Cry Police Overreach | The Daily Show [youtube.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

(I Posted this yesterday. LOL!)

Whoa. Hold on there.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I don't wish to spoil the mood, & we'll get to all that, but, can you first sign this Consent Form, absolving me of all... LOL!

Puppy Love

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

The babies couldn't get any uglier, could they???

Tats of their favorite presidents

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Lock them all up! LOL!

That'll teach them

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Bitter much?

Gets confusing

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

There goes your therapist, again!

Only for us old farts

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Loved Barney Miller, never watched a C.H.I.P.s.

My kinda lunch

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I so hope he's using power tools!

As a child, forced to attend vacation bible school (VBS) I asked about the same question.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Sam Harris phrased it slightly differently...

...And setting Agnostics dumpster fires... You bet your sweet ass!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Goes great with the morning coffee!

Intermission.. anyone remember Kip? He was my fave.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

One of the Back-Door Boys?

ET looks more like Mr. T.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

What a weird blend. Does someone think E.T. is related to Mr. T?

I don't like eating bones.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

& all of the potatoes eyes are crying!

Proving atheists wrong with science

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2019:

If this is real, the only thing I can say is...