water in nauture

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

LOL! Love it!

That took a turn...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Well, me, personally, just went grocery shopping, fed the cats & had dinner. I think my gut did expand a bit, but that could be the Kilt Lifters!

She has a point.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Would be a very empty bar, but a lot of Uber business!

A message from the prez

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

@Rudy1962 posted this just a little while ago! You're slipping, Ron. That's twice in two days!

Smile! ????

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

& sometimes, salivate!

Who could this be?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Lookin' good, kid!

She looks cozy

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Oh, she looks like she would be cozy!

What do you think of raising the level to contact other members to level 4 or 5?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Somewhat undercuts the "dating" part of the Site.

Water so good for you.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Obvious Plant strikes again!

Sophisticated Albuquerque humor for a Wednesday afternoon on a cold day.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Ah, sophisticated. We're not used to that around here!

Horny Burglar

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Open to the inevitable!

ಠಟಞಧದಝನಪಕಕಟನ

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

All over those walls! & your sarcophagus!

Bad marketing

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

What an absolute tool that fool is!

Home made parking sensors.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsUk30d0nxs

Love is dangerous

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZOLV9SPo

Morning...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

If the coffee can't do it, I'm calling in sick!

R'amen.......

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

In my early days it was more Kraft Dinner, 4 or 5 for a buck. You needed milk & butter to make that, tho. With Ramen you could always steal a pack of hot dogs to go along with! Putting even a quart of milk down one's pants tended to be just a bit obvious! & the butter tended to melt!

Every nurse has these friends

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

@Pralina1, &...what say you?

Watch what you say

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The same women that say this also say that men never see women as more than sex-objects. When they pigeon-hole men, they do the exact same thing they accuse men of doing. I'll leave it there.

Can you see it now?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Yeah, I get a forest very quickly. Can't see the tree for the forest!

Stop playing Susan

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Her voice went up two octaves!

We need more

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Hey! I resemble that remark!

MLK day has a new fan

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

& suddenly, Freddy joins the NAACP!

I really hate emptying the cat box. and I hate thieves. two fer,

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

That or an Amazon box! Serves the "porch-pirates" right!

Never let a boy have a dangerous option, he WILL fuck up.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Stupid, stupid, stupid! Women designers would have figures this out, why the guys didn't (& I betcha it was guys) boggles the mind!

It's bad when human relations knows your name.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Of course, Ron is still here, so anything can happen!

enough little johnny jokes,

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I believe "The Talk" is overdue!

Makes total sense.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Yeah, makes total sense! Blood sacrifice infuses the Old Testament & "bleeds over" (pun intended) into the New. Human sacrifice was probably the norm with the precursors of the eventual Hebrews that wrote the bibble, (note many references to offerings of the "firstborn"), & then either changed into, or was edited into, animal sacrifice, & the proper ways to go about it. Jehovah was a bloody & jealous volcano god who loved the aroma of the burnt offerings sent up to him. A barbaric god for a backward people (&, hey, they all were at the time, so no bigotry implied!).

How long is it closed?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

What storm are they talking about, Noah's Flood???

The dangers of Marijuana

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

You see, you see! I told you! Demon weed!

Sorry Pats fans

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Why? I guess they didn't need them this year. (Or, yet!)

its a new moon

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

That's what friends are for!

Ah what the hell, another Trump meme

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Yeah, but no Creamsicle has ever lied to me!

Misunderstanding

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Misunderstanding...of boundaries, or the time change!

Amazing.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

That last just doubled the chuckle!

Not holding out on ya pooch

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

It still remembers the peanut butter incident!!!

If everyone believes it that doesn't mean it isn't still delusional

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Yeah, see if he can get you outta this cell!

Cough medicine of champions.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

OTC, too!

Jesus Scares

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Actually, he more bores. Sometimes his followers are damn scary, tho!

A win for Florida Man.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Using the green to get the green! Brilliant!

Got both of them.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Yep, both!

Sounds interesting...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjiSm4ZPVKM

Not a meme but such a cute picture!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Oooo-kaay!

OK.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Lookin' good, Kaitlyn!

Welcome new member jjbrits.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Welcome!

Egyptians were way ahead of their time...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

& I seriously wonder at times how far this will go.

Thank you @sitesupport... I got my T-shirt and pen... ! Woohoo! Here's a picture....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Yay, Kaitlyn! Lookin' good, girl!

Inspired by Rudy's toilet / poop meme , and as much as I view all specialties as " flies " ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

That is hilarious & spot on! Thanks!

Shaking it more is playing with it.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Too much Viagra is NOT a good thing! https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/323234.php

The real Daisy Duke

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Here's another...

It's 5pm somewhere.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Should be there with a Fosters'!

Bananas......

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Kinda creepy, actually!

Car melting juice

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Some of Snoop's gin-&-juice!

Seriously, it's getting hot in here.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Most excellent! (Said in a Bill & Ted voice!)

Blurry pics are a must!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

& then...prepare the probe!

I'm no good at all

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Hell, I got a PhD in Fuck-Ups years ago!

Oblivious to others

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

& always seem to be annoyed/angry at you for saying "Excuse me" & trying to get by!

Oh Karen...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Not pleased at all! (I hope you also posted this in "Feline Fanatics", they'll love it!

Oldie but goodie?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

The t-shirt alone was great. The "quote" just made this priceless!

Watch your P's and Q's

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

& are so damn good at it! We guys tend to let it go (usually with good reason!)

Why is she so mad?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Keepin' it literal!

Makes sense to me

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I don't know, kid. Why don't they just build condos on the river with heated pools & an 18-hole golf course. Why not just hire a bunch of Mexicans to haul the water for them. Why not figure out why before opening your stupid mouth, eh?

As we all do

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Fuck Hey-zeus!

Happiest day!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

& the fisherman is the father of the bride, finally with an empty nest!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods the bear asked the rabbit do you have a problem ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

& that rabbit's name...Charmin!

Welcome allmighty, ChadSwaim, and Claudio43.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Welcome, all!

Snowman hokey pokey

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Or hanky-panky!

From the looks of it, she did. Turned her into more than expected.. no pun intended.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

That old horizontal folk-dance!

Grams was a flower child back in her day.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

& Grams can use better glasses, now!

all of us?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Meh! He's not one of my top ten, either.

Not me....I'm shy.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Yeah, you wait until you post it on social media!

Making pimples stylish

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Let's bring back smallpox! (& we might if the anti-vaxxers get their way!)

Works better

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Helps me to sleep!

Good thinking

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

But, he was getting bullied! By the girl's brothers & father!

Hmmmmmmmmmm

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Especially when what you believe is demonstrably idiotic!

Home is where the bed is

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Yeah, the older I get, the easier that "go home" gets!

Happiest day!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

All the romantic women on this here dating site...LMAO!!!

It's like Jurrasic Park!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Maw, get me my shotgun! There's another handbag on the loose!

I admire them for having this much courage in today's world!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

To the point!

Quantum Leap ruled.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Or, the new meds just aren't kicking in, yet.

....and get off my lawn!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

It's gone anyway, isn't it?

Calling in sick

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Well, good thing I don't work any more, isn't it?!?

Ego busting!!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Can you clap...(right before the punchline for a similar joke!)

In case anyone forgot....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I will surely steal your drawings at times, tho!

It's better than a parade....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Some have a lot of nerve & no heart or soul!

True story...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

You do realize they had to stop those. Yeah, when you got a number of crows together, well, you know what that's called...

Gandhi was so wise....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

You & @KKGator really ought to get together, the results would be...interesting!

Guilty on both accounts....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Now, you just have to stay away from FB!

Heheheheheheh

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

She wouldn't now, would she?

One stop shopping....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

A classic!

For @mistymoon77 since I know you agree.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Would you settle for a bit less weight, a little less hair but a bit more age???

Goodnight Kittehz - huddling approved tonight - it's bloody cold here!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Try to keep warm,y'all!

The bloody handprints really add to the effect.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

So, how's that workin' out for ya', Tom?

That's pretty graphic.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

@tnorman1236!!!

That's pretty graphic.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Let me guess,...Japan?

Seems legit.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Well, in dog years?

Communist meme.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

LOL!

The joys of being single...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

If you're online for more than four hours, call your physician!

The first one...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Should have used his bootlegging money!

Intermission time.. again!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

We'll see how long it lasts this time. There is NO full frontal. There is NO porn. & tho I think he ought to wash his hair & put some pants on, I don't think I'll cry to Mommy!