RIP Douglas Adams. 42

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Love it! Too bad it wasn't a Limited Edition!

Alrighty then.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I'll take a Bucket O' Thangs, hold the Wangs, please!

Upstairs neighbors.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

No. They just have cats!

Magic.....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Don't fall for it! Grandpa got little Suzy just a few days ago...

More discrimination.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

& Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, D.C.

Ain't that the truth

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

"Recommended for I.Q.'s 80 & below!"

Strange indeed

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

& just about any other author, except, of course, for E.L. James.

It's like heaven

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

They can fight over the rights to me when I go!

It’s okay to pee in the shower!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

A WASP is someone who gets out of the shower to take a piss. A Redneck is one who goes in the shower to take one!

Miss me with that jeezus shit

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

The Limbo lessons came in handy!

Party supplies for the introverted

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I kept looking for the Obvious Plant logo!

Shopping with little kids

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

That was our house as a kid. Five little ones, & we knew better than to get grabby or fussy!

I’m terrible at coming up with titles xD

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

& the mood is broken, but not his rhythm!

It’s that easy folks!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I can see that becoming awkward...

I wish you all to know that my absence last week was due to the tragic death of my elder son Graeme ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

So sorry. We are here for you.

Kind of a normal meme

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Picasso would love her!

Safety first

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

& if it starts, no...

Bottom Line....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Ricky nails it, again!

Just so all of you know, a Member not only had his Post removed but he was removed from the Site, it...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Some of how I think about someone being "offended".

This weeks scavenger hunt.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-country/dolly-parton-costume-exhibit-grammy-museum-784598/

Congratulations all members of &sexypics! We are only 1 member shy of the benchmark of 400 total ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Way to go, Group & Host!

On my way to work?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

It'll be spring when he finally gets the car dug out!

Vince McMahon plays some pretty messed up games

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

He's a real POS!

I've been close, though!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

He may want to place that hat elsewhere, frostbite can lead to amputation!

Rough way to wake up!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

The whole country has been getting one for two years now!

I mean, this may be slightly exaggerated.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Objects in the meme appear larger than they are!

Cookie Monster

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

No, it's a taco!

Khaleesi!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Hell, I'll settle for Blocker of Cocks! (tRump!)

Smoking hot

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

That is almost "Intermission..." worthy!

??? evil is life

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

The Normies keep posting them here, but we generally just pass them by. There are other Groups for that!

Just posted this meme. Not funny. Report for this creep to be removed. [agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

& please, all of you, go to the other meme Groups & stay away from "Memes R Us" we don't want you! Bunch of, as the Boss would say, Normies! I'm am just livid over this, so I obviously don't fit in with all of you, I'll leave this Group now...

[youtu.be] Yup.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Damn, that goes quickly! I'm a fast reader, but ...shit!

Masturbation is bad, mmmkay?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

that's not what he told me! In fact just the other day,...

Aquatic Life

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Which is really tough with no feet! So a very rare image!

Bring it on... need that extra tug and pull..

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I'm surprised this is still here! Where are our Meme Police! LOL!

Who's up for the challenge?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Promises, promises!!!

It sure seems that way.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Also, your Muslim.

I wonder why?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Because you can't seem to make anything but Mad Dog, dude!

...Good idea!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Pretentious cheapness. #cantaffordanewshirt

It's terrible!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

It's only worth that once it passes the counter. Behind the counter that's two cents, maybe!

I think they got their movie descriptions mixed up.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I'm actually going to avoid stirring the pot here!

Jesus Christ!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Well, if he doesn't so much, many of his followers do!

Something to ponder?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Eels, or worms if she landscapes!

ALLLLL the way down!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

"Duke" was my hero!

I wouldn't even try...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

& they blanked out his gecko!

Discrimination.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

That's a good one! Stealing!

Not gonna get that album.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Even uglier than the real band!

My girlfriend and I wanted to fly United but the pilot wouldn't let us

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv8N6zSzL7k

lydie [agnostic.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Also, she likes memes, but has only joined "Sexual Deviants" & not any of the meme Groups! Makes one wonder...

A little body shaming, don't you think?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

As motivation???

Finally figured it out

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Whatever gets you through the day!

Don't trust grandpa!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Oops, appears Grandpa wasn't wearing his Depends!

Don't you hate when that happens?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Though it may be temporarily satisfying, it's seldom a good idea to snark the cops!

Cover your eyes

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Should I ask how you got that, Glenn?

Does this apply here? Asking for a friend.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Snitch about what? That we are twisted & crazy? Hell, for us that's a badge of honor!

Stop horsing around

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I wonder if the two officers ride their motorcycle tandem?

Noooooooooooo

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

For the Romans, probably. Most of the rest of the world by that time would have either shrugged it off, laughed, or, thought about poetic justice.

Please let's test that theory

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Yeah, just like he would run into an active shooter situation, unarmed, & handle everything. I'm more than willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Let's rush him to the nearest situation, & you know there will be others happening, & let's see what he can do!

Don't let your pets smoke

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

&, please, put shoes on them!

An appropriate day for this... Getting Roger Stoned

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Well done, kid, well done! Oh, so waiting for "Mueller Time"!

She forgot what she was doing

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

She was either being wickedly sarcastic, or, she will totally fail the BAC test!

Rock on....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

You still need a decade & more of experience to catch up to me, bro! But, I will be your sensei, Grasshopper, just watch & learn!

What a generous guy

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I have a feeling that if it came out to $4.01 he'd still say "it alright"!

Happy Birthday @CaroleKay!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Best Wishes!!! (Better than thoughts & prayers!)

This Visualization Of Light Traveling From Earth To Mars In Real Time (and at scale!) Is A Crazy ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

& remember, the light we see from Sol takes @ 8 Minutes to reach us. Now, when we talk of different galaxies!!! Have to start using light-years & megaparsecs!

New theory on early universe black holes... [futurism.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Interesting & thought provoking article. Thanks.

We have all heard it before.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

& they're always the one, too!

Word Salad

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

A parsec of porcupine quills!

Watch where you put that thermometer!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Well, it will be a short, but lucrative one, then. I hope your malpractice is up-to-date!

A big fat cow

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

& obviously an ass-whoppin'!

This makes seagulls fun!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Well, I've "talked" with y'all. That tends to work for me!

Honest Abe was pretty tall

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

You're either dyslexic, or...you should have held off on the weed until after the class!

Yah. I mean you

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I saw you had your fingers crossed!

Took me four decades to learn that

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Unfortunately, it appears the circus has joined us. We need to put it on the train & get it out of town!

Ohhhh boy is that funny

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

So, move out of her basement & back to your folks, then! Tho I heard they turned your old room into an office!

So many douchebags

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

& we lose the race!

Parenting life hack.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Or talk like Batman!

Party like its 1999.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

I laughed too hard at this 😂

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

(I saw another version on here recently,...this is close enough...) A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she is embarrassed and does not want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees. She wakes up from the operation and finds three roses carefully placed on her nightstand. Outraged, she immediately calls the doctor and says " I told you not to tell anyone!" The doctor replies, "Don't worry, I didn't tell a soul!" When the woman inquires about the roses the doctor says, "Oh, those! The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me with your operation and has been through this procedure herself, so she understands what you're going through. And the third rose is from the guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."

Crab legs. (I don't make 'em, I just forward them on.) This is awful ... but awfully funny. ?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sdib6gd190

This level has been reached and gone past it and back again..

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I have to admit, there are a few whose opinion I value. It doesn't mean I still won't do what I do, I just hope they can dig it!

Gary, this is not the meat group.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

& if you don't have fruit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg

Healthy me went shopping the last 3 times, WTF.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

& celery ain't gonna cut it!

You know that they do.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I always treat the Members here with the utmost respect! (The driveling, dribbling dimwits!)

Got to be more careful in the future.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Got to pick an out of town uncle!

let's see how many inappropriate songs we know.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Two come to mind immediately, both from the same band: Lynyrd Skynyrd; "What's Your Name" & "Gimme Three Steps"! (Thought I was gonna say "Free Bird", didn't ya'?!?)

Working from home.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

New release, "Dream Worker" by Gary Wright!

Spam calls...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I laugh at them & dare them to sow up at my door!

Let's all hope precognition is legit and The Simpsons will nail it again.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Funny as hell, & the link was a nice bonus!

I’m on track...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I'm sorta dumbly motivated to fuck everyone & everything!

Probably the worst meme I've posted

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Not even close!!!

If only.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Would be such poetic justice. It would be nice if Pence & Giuliani were on the same plane!

It's too cheesy

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Oh, Rudy, "Cheesy Jokes" is waiting for you!

I'm confused

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Not exactly a "spoiler alert"!

Not Trump, but just as deplorable Sen.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Your link goes to "Center of the Universe", that certainly isn't Cruz!

Bet you wish this one was.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Even most boats may not help in that!

Just call TITS!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Call TITS to save your ass!

Princess Leia getting laid-a.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

The Millennium Falcon is just the best bachelor pad! What a chick magnet!

I worry about being ship wrecked here.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I'd much rather get stranded on a dessert island than a desert island!

Those were the dazes.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers! Hey, where's Fat Freddy's cat???