This one makes me happy

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I am. I sold them on the black-market as Viagra & bought pot with the proceeds!

If you live to be 100....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

My Mom will be 90 yo in April. Maybe we can trot out some interesting ones then?

There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Nerd humor,...love it!

A nice massage

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Such a conscientious therapist!

I would like to emphasize that this is definitely not a personal statement...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Paul, your legs are hairy & your balls are falling out...

Welcome new members bobwjr and AlexRam.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Welcome!

Often known as " Man"!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

His gene pool is no deeper than what he's standing in!

Confederate pride

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Now THAT'S a conflict!

Probably seen this one, but I love it!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Florida Man strikes again! Obvious Plant style!

Yes it does!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

But, if you stop working, she won't be there anymore!

Pink Cookie!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

@Rudy1962 did this variant just a short time ago. Must be trending right now, I guess.

No context

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Joke 'em if that can't take a fuck!

No context

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

OK, then.

Always worth remembering!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

But, not necessarily all here!

Yep, straight to the abandonminium!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I love what you've done with the place!

Every damn time!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Tho I surely know better, & really don't need the drama, I would go for that right now. A bird in the bush, & all that!

Like emotional chemo

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Like all the things you picked up from all your "godesses"!

I have a DREAM!!! ????

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

As the Sages of the Orient say, rots o' ruck!

Welcome new members Laurastarbeth and Davidhenson.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Welcome!

CW! May be offensive to Fortnight players...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

It's okay, Eric. We've always kind of suspected, anyway.

If anything they are getting worse....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I must be out of the loop (surprise!) I get the last two, & have no idea abut the first two.

Triggered.......

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I just don't want a dead one! (Already have enough of them, thanks.)

Ouch That would be brutal with a small vase

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

So nice you posted it twice?

Creationist math....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Must have gone to the same school as...

Ouch That would be brutal with a small vase

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

"Fargo" proved that!

Noah’s complaint department

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Not really all that well thought out.

Double groan

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I think you groaned when I posted this!

Usually more than one

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

& there are enough that you will get multiples,...every. day.

I'm really not the jealous type

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Rudy? Bitter?

Someone has a twisted sense of humor

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Ya' gotta quit putting meth & PCP in their bottles!

Simpleton

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

The tRump States of Idiocracy!

Laugh at the cruel and the absurd

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Well, that & we're twisted!

Hide, little buddy!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Shrinkage! It's a real thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldUZvxjKMGs

It is my main relationship.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Yeah, it'll heal! (Plus for that kind of money I can hire somebody to do it for me!)

Look out!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Almost as dangerous as...

Pickup line...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

The "no interest" should clue him in!

Design fail.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Yeah, may want to re-think that design.

Rat tail.....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Can I just say...yuck!

So true! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Try to "stick" the landing!

@Admin If I were a believer, wondering if I might be missing something, and decided to take a look ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

& why does admin have to approve every comment or reply we make? Are we not free to make our own decisions, whether you approve or not? When someone states that they are "belivers", & post that with a rose, is that much more than the tired "Look at the trees" crap we've heard so often? If one comes & can make a cogent statement, they may be met likewise, if not...

Stop. You're embarrassing yourself!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Yeah, don't set that bar too low!

Our new KING!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

No thanks! With the shit they got going on right now? I'll wait for the next go 'round, thanks!

That's always a problem!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Threesome???

Yeah, it takes a special crowd to appreciate my cakes!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Sheeeit!

Best answer.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Dang! Should have stated they had to film & post this, too!

Welcome to Walmart, how can we help you?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Yep, Walmart, Come As You Are, or, as You Want To Be!

Where did you hide the nuts!?!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

In my pants! In my pants!

Sorry to hear about your Mom's skydiving accident.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

A great "Yo' Mama" joke!

Creationist Megan Fox's visit to the Evolution exhibit.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Have seen others by this moron, can't stand to watch another (sorry).

Take down if not allowed. My sister has a new book is out! [l.facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

@Hathacat, if you've read it, or have a link to a good review, post that also to give some context & explanation...

Welcome members Lorajay , dhyanayoga and VIKingsCFH

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Welcome, all!

No shit.. what rocket scientist figured this one out.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Yep, MAN-made is the operative word here!

Really now.. the fuck you say...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Unnatural, indeed!

Wouldn't want it any other way

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Who, me???

Thoughts and prayers

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Doesn't matter how they do it...

Ow ow Aaahoooo!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I would so love for this to be real!

The coffee ain't much, and the clientele is worse!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I sure as hell knew it wasn't Starbucks!

Never answer the first call.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Probably more to see how fucked-up we really are!

And she would know.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Naw, if you do a really good job it's the other way 'round!

I can see it

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

He looks like more of a bitch now! Or, at least certainly acts like one!

Somehow, it always finds a new way!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

One of the illustrations...

Oops, my bad

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Yeah, you're smiling!

Right to the moon!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Alice would have kicked his ass!

Self driving car

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

When they finally work out the bugs on these things it will cut the number of DUI's & accidents by a bunch!

R2-D-tox...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Just sucks up those residuals!

F.S.M --Touched by his Noodly Appendage.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Just as valid!

Flying Spaghetti Monster. google it.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Pastafarians unite! You have nothing to lose but your parmesan! R'amen!

Have to pat yourself on the back sometimes

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I thank myself in other ways!!!

I'm not sure if this means his belly got larger or his winky got smaller. ? Regardless ... ?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Hilarious! & too spot on!

I'm not sure about the caption,I think she got it right

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

The kid needs the exercise more, & the dog is better potty trained!

LOL ... 😄

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Don't worry about it...bitch! LOL!

.............

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Somebody had far too much time on their "hand"!

I hope so too.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Hey, it's Texas, as long as it ain't that gay stuff!

Well, some of those things.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Unfortunately, last night Satan was there!!!

Guilty more often than I prefer.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Built into us, I'm afraid.

But...but...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

The irony is strong here! Just like the winds!

Trail cam...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Does a bear 'pose' in the woods?!?

Science...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Wonder how many replicated this experiment?

Gotta remember that.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

For some folks it was the "accident" of birth!

Inspirational quote..always

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Oh, really?!?

Watching GOT be like...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Like those with red uniform shirts in Star Trek! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3cL1Aofy90

Sock Monkey Philosophy

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYETHsxAv8c

Good luck with that one

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Since Hugh Laurie is an open atheist I wouldn't doubt this is an accurately attributed quote.

Keep your day job bubba

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

tRump says he wants to hire him for the Forest Service!

Take that, snowflakes.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I wonder what the blow-up on FauxNews will be like? I think I'll wait for Colbert's take!

Walk this way....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Good Morning, Sexy! (tho it's evening now!)

Give the stoner 5 stars

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

Maaaaaaybe.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFedErr2EqY

Can someone explain it?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Nothing at all wrong with it. Probably as cynical an attempt as Nike's "Kaepernick" ad to appeal to a younger market, but both did a good job, regardless!

Ever have that imaginary friend who tells you to do stupid stuff

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Florida Man strikes again!

Im wide awake so i went meme hunting.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Gimme a key of coke & a cleared table, &...I still couldn't do it, I'd have a heart attack or three, but no finished puzzle!

Nothing but poker face.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

& especially when you use it! Amazing the amount of plastic surgery horror stories out there, many with big name celebs, & it doesn't seem to slow the trend at all!

I mean... accurate?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

In a nutshell!

Darn antivaxxers, making crap up.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Well, I would have concerns about lead & certain pesticides, but, otherwise,...

America, fk yeah! Although this could be Canada too.I can't make out a State.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Jeremiah Johnson's great-great-grandson!

No class mf

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Bet his customer service would really suck!

Careful eating those feelings

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Gee, thanks Denny's, now if only you sold booze in your restaurants, too!

The monsters in our mind

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

You fiend!

A Man, sister

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Either that or she's been swiping the candles again!

That's better

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

That's about what he's turned it into.