Maybe not quite that extreme...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Yeah, I would label "great" sex somewhere between the "good" sex & what I consider "tornado" sex!

I've had days like that.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Google may not know, but I bet Alexa does!

Exactly....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Check & mate!

Might as well...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Would take a bit to do that to me anymore, tho, I am getting to the point that I wonder why I entered a certain room!

Sophisticated New Mexican humor

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I think I'd come to that conclusion, also!

Yup, that's not going to happen.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I bet you are "bushy-tailed" & I'll get you bright-eyed! LOL!

High art indeed!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

That cat is thinking, "Let go of my back leg right now, or I ruin this picture big time!"

Fibonacci bear.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Da Vinci saw this & the Golden Ratio in just about everything!

Listen to that crowd!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

That takes me way bach!

What a bad boy.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

That's a "Good for you, boy!"

A well-deserved fate.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I'm just posting these in case Eric decides to make an appearance!

Indeed

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Yeah, I know what he means & if I believed that shit I'd feel the same way!

What was or still is, your favorite pinball game?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Still love them, nothing quite like the feeling of playing one!

If you could drop those packaged Big Macs in the deep fryer for President Trump that would be great.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

He still could have catered a decent meal for them, but lack of class shows. & this doesn't even address the fact that his lack of staff is all his fault!

But I really wanted a hamberder. [thehill.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

They figure, "Hey, going to the WH, get a really fancy meal!" tRump blows it, again! How to lose friends & idiot people!

Must be an old photo

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

That would be me, tho I would break for conversation...& I'll talk to anybody!

I SO want to hear this story!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Tho the "Damnweek" on the sign has me wondering...

Pretty much

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I had a bunch of these at one time. Had occasion to use them all!

Welcome new members jospehr and arden72.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Welcome both!

OK, who knows the identity of these two gentlemen?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Henry Rollins on the right, & is that Ian MacKaye?

Haven't arrived HERE, yet!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Nope, I'm getting old, not blind!

(personal) What are the rules on making the same post on multiple groups?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Best of luck! Share the story if you can when it's resolved.

Some eye candy... Men... Don't be jealous. ... Haha

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I got over being jealous of "buff" guys long ago. Not something I ever aspired to. For most of my life I did bouts of very physical work, one reason I'm disabled now! But, I was always tone, but slightly built. I got by on being cute, witty & funny & actually listening to women. I will never & was never going to be an Adonis, a Clooney, a Pitt or whatever. Most of us weren't as most women aren't pin-ups except to their SO's!

Not advice Dr. Oz would give.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Gee, what would be the percentage if I...

Now here's a happy holiday:

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I would be so thankful! I'd even get on my knees!!!

Jessica 335 [agnostic.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Was just about to post this also. That this "woman" would be "alone", well, sets off the old alarm bells.

Long day at the tattoo parlor.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Rome wasn't built in a day, & neither were those tats!

Not much to add to this

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Because...

Would make Johnny Cash proud

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

He just wrote that. It's Newton-ight!

Great book

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

If you think this is something, the Audiobook narrated by William Shatner is said to be able to put a roomful of meth heads in a coma!

When we're in a hole we tend to keep digging

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Hell, double down & go for it!

It would be nice

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

If we weren't living in the Twilight Zone right now I'd agree!

Good morning, fuckers!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

It's a fucking endless fucking cycle!

Waiting until next year

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

You got this, bro!

Dog groomer.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Just strange as hell either way!

Just 'cuz..It's out of date.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

WTF happened to Texas in the upper map? I guess even the thought of gay marriage (tho now legal in all 50 states) gets them all roiled up!

Damn the police

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Or, in your case, underexposure!

Looking at you!!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Sharing is not always a good thing!

Every day....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I think someone already did get old Clint, he's been a bit off for some time now. Still like most of his movies, tho!

Happens sometimes

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I don't think your cows notice.

Keeping your distance

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I won't even mention riding a bike in flip-flops,...oops, I guess I just did!

Yeah let's see that

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

That joke is even older than you, Ron!

Thanks Grandma

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Grandma is living on Social Security, Bobby. Grandma needs to by booze & Depends & can't afford your expensive electronics. Get over it & get a job, Bobby!

Not a meme

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Almost anything that conveys information can be considered a 'meme'. A song, a fashion choice, a novel, a photo,... Read Dawkins or Dennett on the subject. That being said,...cute meme! LOL!

Wishful thinking

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

But all the students around her do!

Got her wound up just right.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

This has got to be a real oldie!

How green is this lettuce?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Pretty damn green, I would guess!

It's just about over this week. :)

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Looks more like Sunday-morning Lisa!

Kids learn so early these days

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Sorta looked like the one in your drawer, Mom!

Only one star

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I bet you would if you had to!

They won't let us in

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

One of the best uses of this photo yet!

That's how it starts

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Never did the first!

Cross stitching with a message.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbfebujm4vY

Today is was my tail, I got high hopes for tomorrow.. thinking the mailman.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

But, the mail carrier now carries pepper spray!

Executive Producer Dick Wolf

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I have to admit for a fondness for all three variations of that theme song.

I wasn't watching it!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Then why is there lotion all over your paw???

Is that?...does it?...but...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

That is fuggin' great!

Sorry can't help myself

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

& no doubt at all who is meant!

Why don't people like this come knocking at my door?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

So nice you posted it twice???

Such disappointment

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Give it (him) time, Ron.

Kitty power

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Don't kid yourself, they've already won!

One more Trump meme

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Twice, Rudy??? You're not that close to Level 9!!!

How much fun can we have?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Oh, the Chicken Little stories on the ground!!!

Every damn day he proves to be a lying hypocrite

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

What a maroon!

It's a miracle

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

& I just do it as a hobby!

I think I saw that episode.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Did you see "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story"? Jenna Fischer was a hoot in that!

I think she misunderstood.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Your next bowel movement should be interesting. The good news is you won't have to wipe!

Sorry about that...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Quite all right, we still weren't sure!!!

One of my favorites. Elle Johnson.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I can see why!

Welcome new members Mermaidfantasy and Ibusche.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Hello & welcome!

Did you guys know memes are welcome here also? I stole this one haha

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

A promise is a promise!

Not now Mofo...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I just wish someone could help end mine! Tired of being in pain all the time, I would gladly work 'til 80 if I could do so pain free!

preemptive apology

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

What did you do THIS time, Glenn??!!??

Damn gluten

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Feeding tubes available!

One for the men...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I'd work on your pick-up lines!

Too, too true!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I feel it bubbling up now!

Not always, but often...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I know that feeling!

Appropriate selection

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Goes so well with this one...

I do love bacon

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

While I admit bacon is real, & admit is is nigh near miraculous, I think I'll pass on conferring on it the status of godhood!

If dead presidents could talk

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Tricky Dick is right!

Kind of awkward

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Please, don't check the browsing history. Please, don't check the browsing history.

Going to get a fancy job

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

The power of human stupidity continues to amaze!

That seems right

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I could see that. & he's got his DIY wall starter right to hand!

Freak of nature

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Nature, always willing to surprise us!

For those of you still on FB like me

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I'd be really surprised if they were posting & they were dead!

That's a dog for you

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

If it drops, it's his!

Surprise, surprise

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Surprise, indeed! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TnkJ8_BmSI

Watching the news

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Understandable!!!

Not politically correct. :D

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

& if she outranks you, guess who gets the duty?!?

Religious humor. :)

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

He woulda bragged his ass off if he owned a Benz, tho!

Hahahahaha

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Oh, so stolen!

Is it really?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Now, I'm butthurt!!! LOL!

Yeah, really.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

tRump should have known better & not believed his own PR!

Or maybe six...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

That was the plan all along, of course, with trees I think you need to change that to years or even decades!

Honesty is the best policy.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

& discounted, too!

Not exactly what I had in mind

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Not too bright, is he? Too many Three Stooges clips, I guess!

Don't be a dick!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Good one, & "acquired". I'll let @KKGator do the actual stealing!

Dad knows.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Dad's not stupid, Ashley!

Oh too perfect!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Can't be too soon for me!

Conflict of Interest Ivanka?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

When this whole shit train started I don't think tRump ever thought he had a chance of actually winning. Once he did it was then time to figure out how to cash in on it. He'll milk it for all it's worth, for his ego & for the fortune of he & his family!