Works better

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Helps me to sleep!

Good thinking

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

But, he was getting bullied! By the girl's brothers & father!

Hmmmmmmmmmm

phxbillcee comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Especially when what you believe is demonstrably idiotic!

Home is where the bed is

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Yeah, the older I get, the easier that "go home" gets!

Happiest day!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

All the romantic women on this here dating site...LMAO!!!

It's like Jurrasic Park!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Maw, get me my shotgun! There's another handbag on the loose!

I admire them for having this much courage in today's world!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

To the point!

Quantum Leap ruled.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Or, the new meds just aren't kicking in, yet.

....and get off my lawn!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

It's gone anyway, isn't it?

Calling in sick

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Well, good thing I don't work any more, isn't it?!?

Ego busting!!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Can you clap...(right before the punchline for a similar joke!)

In case anyone forgot....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I will surely steal your drawings at times, tho!

It's better than a parade....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Some have a lot of nerve & no heart or soul!

True story...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

You do realize they had to stop those. Yeah, when you got a number of crows together, well, you know what that's called...

Gandhi was so wise....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

You & @KKGator really ought to get together, the results would be...interesting!

Guilty on both accounts....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Now, you just have to stay away from FB!

Heheheheheheh

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

She wouldn't now, would she?

One stop shopping....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

A classic!

For @mistymoon77 since I know you agree.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Would you settle for a bit less weight, a little less hair but a bit more age???

Goodnight Kittehz - huddling approved tonight - it's bloody cold here!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Try to keep warm,y'all!

The bloody handprints really add to the effect.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

So, how's that workin' out for ya', Tom?

That's pretty graphic.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

@tnorman1236!!!

That's pretty graphic.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Let me guess,...Japan?

Seems legit.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Well, in dog years?

Communist meme.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

LOL!

The joys of being single...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

If you're online for more than four hours, call your physician!

The first one...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Should have used his bootlegging money!

Intermission time.. again!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

We'll see how long it lasts this time. There is NO full frontal. There is NO porn. & tho I think he ought to wash his hair & put some pants on, I don't think I'll cry to Mommy!

I normally try to limit to 4 at a time, but the timing on this is important

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

This will be discussed for some time to come!

You never know what you are going to see when you live in Texas

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

& this one is for those more formal occasions!

Self Introspection

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Naw, that's not yours. You need to find one that posts memes & then dies!

Another reason I shouldn't have more children, can't anyway, but at least you know why I shouldn't.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Recognition is the first step!

The flat-earthers again!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

& never will, but, that won't stop them!

Minor in discrepancy

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Ken Ham will be so excited!

California should know better

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Uh, Ron...@surrealhoax posted this just a little bit ago. Try to keep the smoke out of your eyes!!!

Aping around

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I've always kinda had a thing for "loose" women!

Sorry if this offends you.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

& where tRump & his tRump-ettes want to take us back!

O.K. not a meme but the caption said. ''Anyone seen my kid''

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I'd really try to get up a bit higher if I was you, cub! Especially if Mom's eaten recently!

If you say so.. go for it.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Ok, if that's what you want!

Well someone put this good use.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Honey? Where's the bong? It was out here just a minute ago...Dang, every time she goes to bed before I do...

I'm always looking for new solutions! Alcohol is a solution, right?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

It is surely one of them!

My thoughts on getting another meme denied and nothing was out of context.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

& this removing of Posts, with no feedback, no explanation, just because one twat gets their panties in a bunch does nothing to "improve" the Group. It just engenders bad feelings & suspicion. All "babies" should be on notice, if I find it was definitely you that reports to Admin behind the backs of everyone because, obviously, you have the superior morality (gee, what does that sound like?), you will be Blocked from the Group. Go elsewhere! For more on this, I "pinned" Ron's post on the subject.

We have another prude here people!! Two memes of mine this morning have been denied.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I am determined to weed them out! Now, this doesn't mean you can't have an issue with a particular meme, but, most of the time you can pass it on by. If it really gets your panties in a bunch, you can Comment on it & state your case...free expression is always allowed. Try to stay on topic & not get personal, tho. Next step would be a PM to the individual if it is a private/personal matter. Then there are the Mods, the lovely & talented @MichelleGar1 & myself. That's what we're here for! If you find too many Posts offend you, you may want to find another Group. "Bad taste is encouraged!" But if I find out for sure there is a self-appointed reporter here, you will be Blocked! Is that clear?

Reminds me of me

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I have a local store that gives out black bags, I use those in the bathroom. I use the other grocery bags for when I clean the litter boxes. Not sure what I'll do when they finally phase these out.

Does this count as a meme? Funny, regardless.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Yeah, it counts...the definition is broad. Fits right in.

The irony of the first statement alone!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I tend to shower every day, so the cleansing part is covered!

Love this one.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Pops up all the time!

Would I watch this?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Only if Michael Bay directs! LMAO!

Still funny.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Yep! This one shows up about every other month.

More brilliance.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Only beef, Not a pickpocket...armed robber, whether he failed or not!

You know it is.. just admit it.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 20, 2019:

You must just be happy as hell!

Stranded with no phone

phxbillcee comments on Jan 20, 2019:

No, I always have multiple magazines in the bathroom!

Bad mamma

phxbillcee comments on Jan 20, 2019:

What a caring Mom!

This has so many ideas in it it will make your head spin at 90 degrees. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 20, 2019:

SciShow does great videos!

I'll have a steak please

phxbillcee comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Give him the address of the nearest deli!

Don't kill em!!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Even older than you, Ron!

FUCK the Modern World... I'm going back home to my peeps... my TRIBE! Atapuerca Family Portrait

phxbillcee comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Why do I hear banjos???

The Duke speaks

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Ron, you want this???

Irony at its finest...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

It appears this is the real deal... http://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-policeman-called-pc-rob-banks-goes-viral-after-tv-interview-20190118

We don't want that.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Need to set-up SkyNet first!

Ready for the prom!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I wonder how much of that comes back home?

I'll have to check this place out.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Don't back in...you never know!

Can anyone tell me why she gets any airtime at all?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

She is just hilarious, & takes herself so seriously! Many of these FauxNews women would be attractive except for the toxicity that oozes out of them. Just really makes them such ugly people!

That is awfully rude.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Dolphins have been known to get "attached" to certain humans. Wonder if they consider it "beastiality"?

Oh my, hope he didn't put his whole paw in there!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Posted to FB! Thanks!

The squid squad

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

There is/was a petition on this (to whom I'm damned if I know!) Call a Group of Squids a Squad Instead of a Shoal. Renaming a collective group of Squid from Shoal to "Squad" would be the most appropriate action to take in this scenario. The term "shoal" is not as memorable and does not contain the same finesse as the term "squad".

Just some random political memes cause nobody else is posting

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

All good! Thanks!

Wow they aren't messing around

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Tough to outrace a bullet!

Potential scammer. Level 3. Has an attitude [agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Looks familiar, but I don't remember a problem from before. JS

More mature women can also be beautiful.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Yep, they sure can!

Who can identify this 90's hottie?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

When it was discovered that she did so many movies while under-age, & was very unapologetic & up-front about it, I think many men thought, "Am I a pervert?", then thought, "Well, I AM watching porn." There was really no clue she was too young, she was a consummate professional. Glad she made the transition to "mainstream" film, & she did a credible job, too!

Somebody knows something

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

That means you're safe!

Any bets on the big announcement this afternoon?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Sad it is.

For @Cutiebeauty....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I was wondering when I'd see the one you tagged for her! No response, yet, must have had a late night & too much soda!

That'll do it...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Your argument is a valid one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJRjAHv69NI

Menu may be downgraded to spam and crackers.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

tRump figured he'd get back at football players for kneeling one way or the other...He just didn't realize that Clemson was a college team until afterwards!

Just for you...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Gee, thanks, Ron. But you really shouldn't have...LOL!

It was fun for ten minutes

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Of course it only took 5 minutes to get fired!

Camping in the mountains

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

That it is...& the mountains are ok, too, I guess!

YEP! I do stuff like this!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Senior moments are real!

Damn straight!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

So am I! I enjoy bourbon & scotch & vodka & rum &...

What the everlasting FUCK?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I won't say this is "terrorism", but I will state that this is incredibly stupid, bigoted & unfeeling. Some people don't need a clue, they need a brain transplant!

Peterok level 1 [agnostic.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

He looks like a real piece of work. I hope he gets slammed in those posts he's responded to!

Welcome new members ofthegarden and Alanms2019.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Welcome!

$11 toothpaste: Immigrants pay big for basics at private ICE lock-ups [reuters.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Disgusting &, as far as I'm concerned, criminal, but par for the course!

Levitating Yoga Master

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Gotta be Burning Man!

Twisted reason strikes!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Since nobody else has stepped up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pzs0aGu1fU

And I do so at least 9 times each day!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Good for you! (In more ways than one!)

Friday Night, I'm celebrating bee-cumming a Level 7 Agnostics SENATOR.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Originally early Jimmy Buffet! Great tune!

That explains a lot.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

& the more things go on as they are, the more I think of becoming a crow!

And my stamina is out of this world!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

You need to also post this in "Feline Fanatics" before one of our more unscrupulous members does so (hey, why is everybody looking at me???). Seriously, do so, get them points, girl!

I can relate

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Hey, at least they're on the way!

That should do it

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Two words, pig pen!

POTUS the POS

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Good ones, Rudy!

‘Where's Mitch McConnell?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I think she's my new crush!

This is what you get when you value the government style of Somalia

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Yeah, the market will sort it out! Right?!?

????????????

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I wouldn't go down on that if I were you, Gladys!

That's some playground!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Found just outside the local halfway-house for released pedophiles!

It's the least you could do.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Because, this is life...

I can understand that!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I'll admit it gets me nauseous!