Not now Mofo...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I just wish someone could help end mine! Tired of being in pain all the time, I would gladly work 'til 80 if I could do so pain free!

preemptive apology

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

What did you do THIS time, Glenn??!!??

Damn gluten

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Feeding tubes available!

One for the men...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I'd work on your pick-up lines!

Too, too true!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I feel it bubbling up now!

Not always, but often...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I know that feeling!

Appropriate selection

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Goes so well with this one...

I do love bacon

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

While I admit bacon is real, & admit is is nigh near miraculous, I think I'll pass on conferring on it the status of godhood!

If dead presidents could talk

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Tricky Dick is right!

Kind of awkward

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Please, don't check the browsing history. Please, don't check the browsing history.

Going to get a fancy job

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

The power of human stupidity continues to amaze!

That seems right

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I could see that. & he's got his DIY wall starter right to hand!

Freak of nature

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Nature, always willing to surprise us!

For those of you still on FB like me

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I'd be really surprised if they were posting & they were dead!

That's a dog for you

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

If it drops, it's his!

Surprise, surprise

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Surprise, indeed! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TnkJ8_BmSI

Watching the news

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Understandable!!!

Not politically correct. :D

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

& if she outranks you, guess who gets the duty?!?

Religious humor. :)

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

He woulda bragged his ass off if he owned a Benz, tho!

Hahahahaha

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Oh, so stolen!

Is it really?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Now, I'm butthurt!!! LOL!

Yeah, really.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

tRump should have known better & not believed his own PR!

Or maybe six...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

That was the plan all along, of course, with trees I think you need to change that to years or even decades!

Honesty is the best policy.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

& discounted, too!

Not exactly what I had in mind

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Not too bright, is he? Too many Three Stooges clips, I guess!

Don't be a dick!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Good one, & "acquired". I'll let @KKGator do the actual stealing!

Dad knows.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Dad's not stupid, Ashley!

Oh too perfect!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Can't be too soon for me!

Conflict of Interest Ivanka?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

When this whole shit train started I don't think tRump ever thought he had a chance of actually winning. Once he did it was then time to figure out how to cash in on it. He'll milk it for all it's worth, for his ego & for the fortune of he & his family!

I must admit, even though I'm certain he won't see a single one of them, it really does make me feel...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I'm surprised he hasn't blocked you, he's done that to critics on Twitter!

Zoom. Right over somebody's head.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Hitler must have figured the South Koreans were fighting him, too!!!

Good idea...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Yeah, likely counter-productive.

Don't wake him!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

This is going to sound sexist, but,...that had to be a female officer!

Guess he got what he was looking for.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Just like the Corrections Dept. putting death-row inmates on suicide watch!

Nice walk along the beach with Mr. Ed.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I don't care how good the poontang or the BJ's, no way in hell!

Not too far from the truth.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

There's one you missed, & it does share the common word!!!

Might come down to this....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Touche'!!!

See if they do that again.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Such a lovely, evil woman! I like that!

Ain't going to happen

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

We can wait for the sun to go red-giant on us, still won't happen!

As government shut downs become routine

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

& it used to be the most secure job one could get!

Has your cat ever done this?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

That & they do the "walk". Up & down my body, in my face & tickle with whiskers, hops from bed to floor & back again. "Wakey, wakey"!

Please vote and/or comment what kinds of pics you would like to see in the immediate future here in ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I appreciate the female form. Many of the "classy" pics have that allure of "art", & many of the trashier are just appreciation of a hot woman. Big, small, thin, chunky, all have their attractions for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dTglYfDzWk

Seize the moment .....Carp Denim

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

My kitten does not need the shark suit to attack!

I'ma leave these here

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

LMAO! I have to say, tho all are funny, I like #2 best. Just the idea of "locking him up", in whatever way appeals to me!

Although this refers to an interview that refers to a book, still good information on where to dig ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Oh, I can't wait for the Mueller report(s)!

Hmmmm... really? [m.facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

LMAO!

The most watched Maury in the Empire...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

He shoulda used @BeeHappy's condom!

Just the one...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

No, she's got the regulation two!!!

Would you?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

That about says it all!

Who needs a burglar alarm?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

But, you have a crappier lock!

No tipping!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Another posthumous Darwin Award recipient!

Pasta á la Duckface

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Don't let @MichelleGar1 see this...oops, she already did!

F’in perverts

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Seems to be a recurring theme with them, doesn't it?

Oh those Catholic school girls

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

So nice you posted it twice? May want to delete this one, the other has more likes & comments!

Ugh!!!! This game! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I'm overjoyed! I hate the Cowgirls! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZSe6N_BXs

Kinda stumbled onto this one while on the weather channel. [features.weather.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

PragerFU is a right wing, Judeo-Christian-centric, scam university. It is not a school, it is not honest & are not to be trusted in about anything they state. I have posted numerous videos debunking them by numerous people, some, like Mr Deity totally pick apart their particular videos in re religion/philosophy. I refuse to give them even a direct view anymore just to make sure that they don't get the YT credit! Avoid them, is my recommendation!

Yes, you know it! But it is a good word, so use it or do it today!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Well, then, come a little closer!!!

Bandits in the sky...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

The Godfeather!

A strange loop.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

In case of broken glass - break glass??? A merry-go-round, indeed!

It's pretty cold here, but not that bad.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

& then it gets...

I think I have this.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

I think there are many of us!

I'll try to remember.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

But, not the swimmers?

A mime!...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

I can't seem to "mime" this one for any laughs!

Can I just say the female form is a beautiful thing....without sounding sexist?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Well, it is!

Couldn't find the Obvious Plant logo.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Yeah, does look like one of theirs.

Loved that show.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

I think the Brits still run a version.

Test...test...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Or the other tribute band...

The exact smile.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Such enthusiasm!

Cinderella on meth.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

I don't think that was discounted near enough!

Keeps things interesting

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Now, that is funny!

Roll me some snake eyes

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Confirmation bias.

Always a joker in the bunch

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Peter Pan was right!

He upgraded

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

From one bitch to another, some men never learn!

choose your font wisely

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Great selection!

The terrible two's

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Oh, I so wish he was!

Now even more unpleasant

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Yeah, he is!

"FUCK you bible-thumping TROGLODYTES...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

It burns, it burns!!!

I did this one tonight as the snow storm started. First real snow of the year for us.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Well done, nice 3D effect.

This should be in that cheesy crap group

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

A very old groan!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

"Nailed" it!!! LOL!

Really?? Wow

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

That lightbulb moment!!!

How does that even work?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

& ya' can't park on a parkway, either!

Why doggie, why?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Could have been MUCH worse!

This is my brain

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

& just as you think you're falling off...

Birth control will be irrelevant

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Or, trying to sleep with an infant in the house...

This is an original. Seriously, you gotta wonder...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Fowl fucker!

Just sayin'...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

LMAO!

i have totally been attacked by a chicken

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Geese are even worse...& bigger!

Yup. Right.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

They don't want your money, but, they do have a probe they want to try!!!

...You bet!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

If you think that's something, the Audiobook, read by William Shatner, is said to be able to put a meth freak into a coma!

Amazon review?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Corporate burn!

Had to laugh.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Beat me to it! I was holding on to that one for my next series!!! LOL!

The holy raccoon.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Holy Transubstantiation, RaccoonMan!

Maybe sometimes...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Whatever works, I guess!

I think I'll pass on that trick.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Also received a free dye pack & tracker device!

I'd watch it.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Well, there will be birds in a box, is my guess!

Dirty old man.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

My Dad, too! Well, not the selfies, guests at the house who just dropped by! Especially his Grandkids! He'd just wave his stump at them (thigh wasn't as atrophied as the one above). Also got a kick out of clicking his dentures at them!

Oldie but Goldie

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Love it!

I guess it's worth a try

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Of course, in your case it's probably the "s" that's silent, not the "p"!

What the hell is up with that ?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Helps prevent car thefts!