One of my favourites...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Cheesy, but funny. A Golden "Moldie" for sure!

Thinking outside the box. Way outside...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Love how you brought out that "new" wood look!!!

Another original meme, and, I hate admit it, but that's a picture of me, taken first thing in the ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Photo goes great with the meme, tho!

I mean... it happens.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Or, explaining, "Who is that?" when they do the entertainment (or any!) news to my 89 yo Mom!!!

Creative passive aggression.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

That is wickedly funny!!

Well, if you don't have any dinner plans ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Or, "What marinade do you prefer?"

[agnostic.com] Phew - yup that bio is a problem. Reporting now.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

That is one strange dude, with an even weirder "pick-up" line! At least he's "honest"???

This is a sad one.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

It is sad, but twistedly funny. You have to laugh at morons to keep yourself from strangling them!

Chinese food!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Never get the pork!

Ugh the grammar!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Yeah, I heard ya', asshole!

So HOT!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

I believe in the Scientific Method. Thererfore, a series of experiments are in order!

I hate when that happens!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Been on both sides!

Yes we are!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

I don't see a puppy at all! I see two squid hunting a giant sea cucumber! (Make of that what you will, headshrinkers!)

I fucking swear!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

All day, every day, you punk ass bitch!

Really? I didn't know!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Yeah, right! You being from El Paso I bet that's where you hang out after the bars close!!!

But what a way to go

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

He was a funky white boy!

Cute kitty

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Well, of course!

Helping Mother Earth little by little

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

You turn into Ah-nold?

Wrong bus stop

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

At least his car is ok!

New TV show

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

I have a feeling we'd see a re-enactment of Caesar's assassination right quick!

Quantum Leap

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Well, answering Mueller honestly comes to mind!

These days

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

On a collision course, it seems!

Things to be thankful for

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Or, the more confusing "bath tissue"???

A better heaven

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

& we'll have all the best musicians!

Nice trick

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Who knows what, or if, this fool thinks!

Sounds right

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Back atcha, ya' twisted fucker!

You dummy!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

& now we have another issue. How the hell do you know the size of your classmates dicks??!!??

Way to go, Lynne!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I get the feeling it wasn't about the wrapping, tho

Yeah. That's safe.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Until it deploys!

Agreed.....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L842mz-tNBQ

Despite his pleas I'm tuning 45 out tonite and going to enjoy a nice glass of scotch instead.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Yep, I'll catch the digest tomorrow, can't stomach too much of him at one sitting.

Darwin award candidate right here.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I have no words, so I'll pass it on...

And don't come back!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Damn Paparazzi!!!

Kind of makes me sad...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Got lost, found someone reliable to ask & cursed you the whole way to their destination!

Tin foil hats.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

But, do they protect against chem-trails???

Caught in the act

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Let's see if he can blow bubbles!

I can't help it

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

My usual go to in that situation...

Poor guy....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

He'll really scream when she rolls him over & re-mounts him!

Bacon lovers special

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Don't be surprised when all the neighborhood dogs follow you around! (btw, this is an actual gag gift box you can get on Amazon!)

There's always that

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

He doesn't even remember, but, he'll let them do it again after the game!

Not at that price

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

&, remember, she only said she'd take her clothes off. Anything else would be itemized, as you would expect from a good secretary!

Counter meme to @mistymoon77

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

That's just where you like it, right on the edge!

Nescience - lack of knowledge or awareness : ignorance.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

As opposed to... prescience noun pre·​science | \ˈpre-sh(ē-)ən(t)s, ˈprē-, -s(ē-)ən(t)s\ Definition of prescience : foreknowledge of events: a : divine omniscience b : human anticipation of the course of events : FORESIGHT

I logged in have some fun. Bonjour

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Bienvenue! & enjoy!

Winning....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

"Six matching balls, three flaccid dicks & some titties thrown in to the mix!"

Waiting for someone to throw some sprinkles on that hole.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

It does have a remarkable resemblance to tRump!

Last meal 80's club.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

That's exactly what that looks like!

I can see that

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Have to keep those pieces separate & dispose of them in a multitude of places. Best if in different states,...confuse the fuck out of law enforcement!

Why Ethel, you outdid yourself.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Now who's the favorite in the Retirement Center?!?

This could get interesting..

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Change any of them & it's just as weird, if not weirder!

Anyone game for playing spoons and forks.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I'll just make a sandwich!

Welcome new members mzee and HowardTitman.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Welcome!

That....that...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Sure didn't fake the punches, tho, did she!

Who's responsible?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Yeah, that last one!

Your the one

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Thanks, Ron! I didn't know you cared!

He's just not that into you JC...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Science will kick both their asses! Hey-zeus & the theist! & then hunt down Allah & Vishnu for good measure!

Decisions/Decisions

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Emojis have got to just bust your balls!

Misunderstanding

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Would you rather that or him hooking up with your sister?

Well if you put it that way

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Oh, he's special all right!

Makes sense

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

For all we know...

Might not have done it right

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I wouldn't spend it quite yet!

I say hell no

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Yes! She should have called him a stupid, lying mother fucker!

Sounds right

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

The grizzlies appreciate the dinner bells!

Evil dumbass

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Minibrain! (& Vern wouldn't be pleased!)

Have you seen any coverage?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Go, raccoons! Git them rodents!

I need grandchildren. One like this will do. [m.facebook.com] ... I fixed the link, sorry!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Six more months, I figure, & will be the right weight for a Bar-B-Que! May as well get those hugs in now!

Pandora LeTrain (you're welcome)

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

What a sexy chameleon!

The resemblance is uncanny.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

In some ways she turned out worse!

What really happened on Mars.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enzxdvo8NOk

Make sure they understand.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Give him an omelet the size of his table!

Mitch Hedberg.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Just ended up making lemon-limeade, now add some club soda & you're getting closer!

He's not playing possum.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Do your job, cat! Finally earn your food!

This Photoshopper was quite nice to her actually - it could have been a lot, lot worse for that ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Clever, & yeah, could have gone much worse!

Loved the Lockhorns

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

There's a first time for everything, I guess!

Yep. That's weird.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

You have to quit giving the kid Ambien!

And it did.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Maybe if you were as interesting, amusing & informative as my memes I'd want to spend some time with you!

True? Not true?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Both true.

Sandrarocks83 asked if I want to be her sugar daddy.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Hell, I re-did my bio. No takers yet, & no comments on the change, either! It shows how much traffic I get!!! LOL!

Oh, referee!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

& that is about the extent of my knowledge on that sport!

Old memes??

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

& yet, you still made that comment to @Robecology on the Granny Clampett/Jeff Sessions meme! Well, Fuku Den!!! LOL!

Don't wait...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Just exhausted from all the sex going through that "Tunnel of Love"! Of course, the tunnel was only three feet wide But that's still a recent record for Gandpa!

Music is in my soul, it's only a problem when it come out my mouth.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I don't know. The cops said you sing mighty fine!

They are getting everything at the warehouse stores now.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Now with the new AQF additive! (Anti-Queefing Formula!)

I mean... hard argue the point.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCRrXZP8b0I

Amazingly creative with a castoff.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Those suckers go on forever & expire in two days!

Sniffed you out!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I confess! (& I'm stealing this one!)

Hamlet and Ophelia

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Now THAT is a classic meme!

This guy......

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

California's answer to Florida Man!

I hate when that happens.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Wrestle other men in the nude much???

Jerry sang sweet songs

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9uyMjzmT3k

Oh, sometimes.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

No.

I don't wanna go there.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

A fetish strip club???

True...true..

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I get "shots" for that!

Now there's a band name for ya!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I was actually in a band in my teens, we went through a different name about every week. The two I remember most were "Trottin' Dog" & "Mouthful of Seared Flesh"! Also, "Cousin Cocaine", "St. Peter & the Dark Star",...more will come to me, but I think you get the idea! Yes, we were high a lot!

@captnron59, now we know why you indulge

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I don't think I've ever injected "Marihuana",...the seeds tended to clog the needle!

Time for another Trump meme collage

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Good bunch!

Or a ....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

So nice you posted it twice?

Whaddayaknow

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Bears are omnivores!

It's not a bad thing

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

As the Who sang, "Memes ain't for keeping!"

Looking forward to it!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Sorry to burst your bubble, but...