Putting alkaline water in my ear helps me lose weight...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

It is fun putting some of the combinations together...Rubbing raw eggs in my underwear realigns my chakras! Can't wait to try it!!!

I called my psychiatrist's office this morning and informed him that I was leaving to see another ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

You did what you had to do, & did it well! Good luck with the new doc!

Where to mice park their boats? At the Hickory Dickory Dock.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

We SO need a "groan" emoji!

Is that a light?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Just goes to prove...

[agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

One to watch, for sure!

Great news for christians.....not so great for the rest of us.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

That's ok. I didn't even figure to make it to just 650!

Not again.....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

We SO need a groan emoji!

Non-pasteurized Breast Milk! Call the FDA!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I'd rather get it from the source rather than second-hand!

Putting alkaline water in my ear helps me lose weight...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I've got to admit, "Rubbing a mandala in your underwear to reveal past lives" sounds much more interesting than mine!

And choose the hours for whatever day you picked: All hours are EST.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I'm in MST, so I went later, tho it is Sunday (& I'm not working anyway!), I just do better in "meetings" online in the evening, so...

Intermission. With candy.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

ROTC America & Captain America!

Please recycle

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Wouldn't it actually work better the other way 'round?

So Group meetings I'm doing a poll.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Will do time at a later time, or ('cause I'm such a pain...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDP9jLwzh0g

So Group meetings I'm doing a poll.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Can't do Day of Week & Hour selection...One choice only.

So Group meetings I'm doing a poll.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Didn't know you were so into bondage that you had weekly "meetings"!!!

You can do this.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

That would probably take a frontal lobotomy & all I have is a bottle in front of me!

Best thing I learned today!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

That is a great bit of trivia!

how many perverts does it take?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Why one would place one of the sharpest, most brittle & most easily breakable things in one of the most delicate places in your body is mind boggling!

This is me!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Happens every year, too!

Cracked me up.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Wait until later in the evening & they get all the "objects stuck up anus" reports!

Worth a nasty look.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

& steals the blankets!

Attention ladies!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

I'm thinking of changing my name!

Good old Florida.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

&, now, Florida woMan!

His face kills me!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

His life flashed before his eyes, but, since it took almost no time, he kept getting re-runs!

Love this one.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

LMFAO!

I bet that would work, too.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

& they're slitting your tires & keying your car to annoy you when you get back!

Change of plans...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

She was gonna use that damn dress, one way or another!

Good Tinder profile.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

I want her phone #!

I think that would work.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

It would work until you got someone that got to the "I'm a good dancer" level on the previous Jack bottle. They wouldn't even see it!

Wheres Bill?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Even I'm not THAT horny! Wait, does she...

Welcome new member MiguelG.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Welcome!

A friend shared this article with me today - I thought it was pretty interesting, so now I'm sharing...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

This is your brain on dope(y ideas)!

Very similar to another one posted here but different cute doggie

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Yep, most popular meme of December 2018 in this Group, hands down!

True that.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Well played, indeed!

Good idea

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Doesn't work near as well in print!

I'm a smart one

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

The best five years of your life, except for maybe the four years in seventh grade when the girls were a bit older!

Every cat

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

I don't know, it looks like he's exercising just fine...

And ya gotta be silly. Cause I love to laugh.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Let's ambulate to my abode & examine the etchings in my boudoir prior to imbibing some fermented fruit of the vine, laced, for you, with the finest aphrodisiac, & then the slow disrobing to sensual instrumentals & retiring to my sleeping platform for a multitude of sensuous pleasures! In other words,...let's get drunk & screw!!! LOL!

For anyone with a dog

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

So true, but so many false alarms!

Pretty much

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

(Let me state right off, almost no one, but me, has the time or inclination to click on all of the posts here. So, with that being said...) I think we've got a new record, folks! Four times posted in three days! Not to mention in some of the other groups! The most popular meme of December 2018 is this one!!! No applause, just throw likes!

Well....ok then...lol

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Gotta stick together! Which one is you & which one is @KKGator?

But it's changing the time... unfair!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

That's actually a pretty low bar.

I most certainly am not!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Where's his whip???

And he's laughing

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

You're supposedly so damn rich, pay for it yourself & have Mexico pay you back!

Ernie Ernie Ernie...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Incredible how many good dank memes are Bert & Ernie memes.

Noooo fear...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdVTCDdEwI

Did you know?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Maybe Pennywise's Mom?

Back the past

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

We can rebuild her! Stronger, faster, more compliant!

How cool is that?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Probably can't do over 50mph, tho!

Patch of honor?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

LMFAO!

This kid!! ....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Doin' what comes naturally!

Get your date for the new year

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Me & Jameson...does that make me gay?

Ugh.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Your call, but if he's asking money from you, he may be doing so with others. Maybe you ought to "out" him to give a heads up?

Kitty family.....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Are you positive that's the daddy? For all of them?

I was totally surprised to hear Gregg Allman sing this old Skip James song: So good, feeling the ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

He's still got it!

That goes both ways.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 30, 2018:

My cat doesn't smile...

I think I might need to expand the range of my social crowd.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Doesn't seem like it's chilly. Maybe she's just happy to see us?

It has happened once or twice.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Mad Dog made me see that color, but Mad Dog is NOT that color!

The day my childhood died.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Well that & the palanca you were swinging!

Bout right!!! Apparently lack of sex leads to grammar errors as well

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

That means you may actually have had sex, but don't remember it? Sounds like the '70's!

Good question

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Somehow that question is never answered...

My friends in Arizona like to show off their cactus

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

You peeked!

Hey, ya'll.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Glad to see you back! You will bounce back in not time! (Wish I could lend you a few points!) XOXO

Humans, they have the reverse midas touch.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Humans, fucking things up now for over 10,000 years!

Confession time

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I'm guessing she's had the full treatment or he wouldn't be as surprised right now!

I shit you not

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

& thus a tradition was born!

Hmmm something is a bit off

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Be kind! The poor woman has had it hard. Look what she has for children!

And when you get there fuck off some more

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

LMAO!

I really don't know what to say...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Ah, & British humor, so utterly profound!!! (Just kidding, you gave us Monty Python, & the Carry On series, so I can say nothing bad!)

Better late than never

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Well, that's the Brits, either always a little ahead or a little behind! LOL!

Show me your Xmas jumper

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Must be one of those alternate universe episodes. Sounds like London slang to me. Must be on the HMSS Enterprise! (Her Majesty's Space Ship)

Who's up for some sinning?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

A classic!

The new girlfriend.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Honesty, not always the best policy!

It doesn't quite fit, but...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Something makes me think he hasn't read it.

............

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

& another atheist... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEu07RzZgbU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8c3tZP6Bb4

Bluetooth jumper cables

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Any takers so far?

Boob holders are more expensive than jeans! WTH!?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Ma'am, I'd be more than willing to step up & do what's right! My hat (& pants) are off to you!

trigger and language warning This is a hell of a time (almost 2 AM!) to start writing a "book", ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Glad you vented & hope it helps a bit. Hang in there!

Mountain. Mississippi Queen. [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

& here, with 2 from Mountain & Jack Bruce... West, Bruce & Laing: Turn Me Over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDaa2pqIlqE=PLnzxjHfH8uGr7EUMTEXoE1JsYGRVmXugv & another Mountain! Mountain - Nantucket Sleighride (To Owen Coffin) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqWqCuHR0Og

Baby got back! You like?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Yes!

A hunter was wandering in deep woods, and came upon a pond where sitting upon a rock was a beautiful...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I guess meat was more important than...

Wouldn't want them doing the pot!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Every generation has it's "demons". Next was that Devil's Music, Rock 'n' Roll!

The training is grueling!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

& just like in RL, nobody will answer the door for them! (Tho I actually love having them stop by. I live in the hope that one day I'll de-convert one of them!)

Im on a roll today people

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Are you kidding?!? The nuns were lying in wait for her!

Sad but true.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

tRumpCare!

Yep. Just like a dog.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Your team won one time when you were wearing this old, grubby, paint-stained tee, so now, every time they play...

Maybe a few more than that.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Foreplay, foreplay, foreplay...

Write your own caption.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Looks like she's used to that!

Truth in advertising.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

So many New Year's Eve "bashes" are like this! &, yeah, 6 months rent to get in & get a glass of cheap champagne at midnight & a party hat! Whoop-tee-doo!

Oh shit! It's so true!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

& you didn't even show them shirtless!

Under the sea....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Actually, I think I pretty much can! The bar in Great Falls being the exception, tho!

Probably should

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

A classic!

Yeah they don't care

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

May as well go for #2 & own it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6ugTmCYMk

It's so sad

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I like that one!

Damn Uranus is big

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Science porn!

Nice trick

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Can't even count how many "points"!

I don’t think we should leave addressing climate change up to the people crossing their fingers ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

& these folks also look forward to Armageddon, one of the reasons they support Israel so strongly. They are waiting for WWIII & the end of the world, & looking forward to it! No offense to @RavenCT, but the pic this brings to mind isn't a sunrise...it's more this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsTRxXvQY0s

Is there any reason NOT to require a BIO of at least 250 words or more before someone can make a new...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I am with @GinaKay on this. 250 words is a bit much. I just went back & edited my Bio after this post, but still under 100 words, & I was being facetious with it! I was originally at about 50 words. Maybe that as a goal?

It's a trap.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

A lot of truth in that!

Groan like a

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Oh, Rudy, the puns are strong in you today!