Probably would happen

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Get stuff in the mail all the time saying the warranty on my '91 Mercury "may" be expired! LOL!

Hullo all-- Welcome my world. I think I'll try a bath--

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Just not a cold shower!

This will soon become a big issue if we are not careful. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Not a problem! Just fuse hydrogen, & bam! There you go! See, easy! Seriously, this is a problem, but if we can ever get fusion down, it would help, & finally do what alchemy tried to!

I have a question.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Sure,...the mind affects the body, & vice versa. Glad you're doing better!

Goodnight Kittez

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Just about 2, hopefully will sleep soon!

That bucket is looking a bit full.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I hope it's bigger than that book!

Opps the filter slipped off.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Ah, let your Freak Flag fly, girl! We love you just the way you are!

Pedro is at it again..

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

LMFAO! Good one!

Definitely more than five rules, but it’s a start.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

That is a very good start!

They are only memes

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Here's a meme for most of the guys, & maybe a few of the ladies, to get "Hot & Bothered" by!

Poor Eric.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Spawning! Do they now have to swim upstream???

That ain't gonna happen.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

There's a bucket there! Have her use that!

That's what it's like!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Or, a kitten!

Let's do the math here...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Maybe she can convince him like this woman convinced her guy!!!

Yep. I can see that.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Are they related?? The resemblance is uncanny! LOL!

Ok, just this once I'll agree with men.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

& everyone, women included, put the damn lid down, too! It's more sanitary when you flush, the dog can't drink out of it & no one will have the problem in the video below! Now, if the lady above is single,...who cares. If you share a bathroom & think you need all that, put up shelves! Dang! None of this is rocket science!!! Hell, she's got a basket right there! Use the fucker! Now, would be funny as hell if half of that WAS for a guy!!!

Dammit Siri!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Autocorrect seems like so much fun!

Yeah, baby!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Uh, bud, when she says "Let's get high!", you're supposed to say, "Let's go to my place!" Dimwit! Deny when you're naked!

When you can't get a date.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

What's with the kale on the menu?!? No wonder he's not getting a date!

Just plain weird

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Yeah, without! The shell tends to get caught in my teeth!

Soon to be.. anyway

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Getting your own cow, Ron?

Some people

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Who, me?!?

Can't argue with science

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Besides these, & a few fork-lifts, we had a couple of electric pallet jacks when I worked at the Footlocker warehouse in Phoenix. Considering that warehouse was about a block long, those suckers came in handy! & they were fun as hell! They didn't raise the load much more than the manual did, we used the forklifts for that, but they could get you from one end to the other in no time! Even had a horn to alert the pedestrians!

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2019:

GROAN!!! We need a groan emoji, badly!

Gotta stay healthy

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Run, Yvonne, run!

Simply amazing

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:

So, you just can't use penicillin? Or is the brain damage congenital & the lesions something you picked up from the cows? Inquiring minds want to know!

Big difference

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:

& that's not in the cards for most of us! (Definitely stole this one!)

Don't listen to them Bill!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I'll have you know I'm a mighty cute cunt!

Well... I was blocked for my juvenile memes... WHAT A THRILL!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:

On FB or on this Site? (We know it wasn't this Group! We revel in the juvenile!)

Taxpayers to fund farmers' losses due to Trump's tarriffs. [newsweek.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:

& guess who's really gonna pay for the wall!!!

There are times when I feel hopeful and optimistic that future generations will have the wherewithal...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:

At least the dingbat got the "memez" thing right! LMAO!

I promised to keep you guys updated on the fomer feral we're taking care of.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Outstanding!

Get 'em! [shareblue.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Good! Tho I don't trust Pelosi.

Remember this smell? ?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Yeah, but we never had this in our house. Wasn't all that big when I was "of that age", & the folks never got it for the younger ones. Other kids, & nieces & nephews, had it, tho so I do know that bouquet!!!

He knows more about drone technology than anyone!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Or this one that popped up all over the Women's March last year...

Someone earlier said corsets were hot...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2019:

They may be, let me help her take that off!

This one goes out to @KKGator

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

WTF???

My Jeff Crib Chrysanthemums.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Nice color.

One of my Timothy Hoyer pieces

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Cool!

This is one of my tattoos

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Well done!

Not really memes.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

More than welcome to use this platform to set the record straight! Good work!

There's a lot of truth here! And alcohol too! ?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Or, a crack-ho on a...

Pretty much

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

& yet, you keep trying anyway!

Hopefully not

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Poor Rudy!

Very classy

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Or, Prickasso!

Now it makes sense

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc

ODE TO BOOBIES The female form is a banquet for the eyes With it's crevices, contours and ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwBUbgigEUc

Patty Cake, Patty Cake...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Yes, yes I would!

Hottie or naughtie?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Both, I hope!

no more priests in hell [theonion.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Nailed it!

What a wonderful work of art!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

What a beautiful Gal!

Kyrsten Sinema makes history as first bisexual sworn into American Congress. [yahoo.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

& McConnell had to be a dick! Swore in McSally first, tho Sinema was elected prior to McSally getting appointed! Said "alphabetical order"! Prick!

I have been thinking of taking piano lessons...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

I'd be her bench, if only I can manage to do this...

Said no man ever

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

He's just trying to set up the girl next to him! Going for that sympathy BJ!

Batshit people!!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

You can be nice at all?!?!

Very important public service announcement

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Tough to articulate a safe-word with a ball-gag, tho! Or, so I've been told!!!

She's not too happy.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Now is the time to tell the little brat she's adopted! Give her something to cry about!

In Florida, perhaps?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Most toxic substance known! Man eats nothing but beans, peppers & hard-boiled eggs & drinks nothing but PBR!

Hmm.......

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

You see the kid's skeleton, but where's the dog?

So I am not a girly girl at all.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

You are just fine, & you don't need filters or "duck lips" or dog ears or any of that stuff. Be real, be you!

I took this photo last evening - I don’t believe I’ve seen one quite like it.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Beautiful, could've been Phoenix!

Good marketing

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Lovely spokeswoman! Even without saying a word!

Jealous, much?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

"I wanna toon, just like the toon, that married Dear Old Rog!"

The big new movie.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

This is just a normal Thursday for those two!

Oooh.......

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

High-larious!

I wouldn't mind...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

That's a problem how???

What a coincidence!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

& always has!

I'm already confused

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Still haven't figured out yours, Ron?

Taking it literally

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Why do I all of a sudden hear "Dueling Banjos"?

Well.... just well

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Just remember how vulnerable you are!

I just want to be rich enough to PROVE that money can't buy happiness.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

He really does!!!

Why is NASA saying at 4 billion miles Horizons Ultima Thule is further away than Voyager 1 at 12 ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Obviously that's just wrong. Now, I believe this is the furthest "planned" fly-by we've done, as Ultima Thule was an original part of Horizon's agenda, & the Voyagers are just keepin' on, keepin' on, but they are surely further! (as are the Pioneer spacecraft!) Planetary exploration probes Pioneer 10 – launched in 1972, flew past Jupiter in 1973 and is heading in the direction of Aldebaran (65 light years away) in the constellation of Taurus. Contact was lost in January 2003, and it is estimated to have passed 120 AU.[1] Pioneer 11 – launched in 1973, flew past Jupiter in 1974 and Saturn in 1979. Contact was lost in November 1995, and it is estimated to be at around 100 AU.[2] The spacecraft is headed toward the constellation of Aquila, northwest of the constellation of Sagittarius. Barring an incident, Pioneer 11 will pass near one of the stars in the constellation in about 4 million years.[3] Voyager 2 – launched in August 1977, flew past Jupiter in 1979, Saturn in 1981, Uranus in 1986, and Neptune in 1989. The probe left the heliosphere for interstellar space at 119 AU on 5 November 2018.[4] Voyager 2 is still active. It is not headed toward any particular star, although in roughly 40,000 years it should pass 1.7 light-years from the star Ross 248.[5] If undisturbed for 296,000 years, it should pass by the star Sirius at a distance of 4.3 light-years. Voyager 1 – launched in September 1977, flew past Jupiter in 1979 and Saturn in 1980, making a special close approach to Saturn's moon Titan. The probe passed the heliopause at 121 AU on 25 August 2012 to enter interstellar space.[6] Voyager 1 is still active. It is headed towards an encounter with star AC +79 3888, which lies 17.6 light-years from Earth, in about 40,000 years.[7] New Horizons – launched in 2006, the probe flew past Jupiter in 2007 and Pluto on 14 July 2015. It flew past the Kuiper belt object (486958) 2014 MU69 (nicknamed Ultima Thule) on January 1, 2019, as part of the Kuiper Belt Extended Mission (KEM).[8] Although other probes were launched first, Voyager 1 has achieved a higher speed and overtaken all others. Voyager 1 overtook Voyager 2 a few months after launch, on 19 December 1977.[9] It overtook Pioneer 11 in 1983,[10] and then Pioneer 10—becoming the probe farthest from Earth—on February 17, 1998.[11] Voyager 2 is also moving faster than the probes launched earlier: having overtaken Pioneer 11 by March 1988,[10] it is on pace to overtake Pioneer 10 in 2023.[12] Depending on how the "Pioneer anomaly" affects it, New Horizons will also probably pass the Pioneer probes, but will need many years to do so. It will not overtake Pioneer 11 until the 22nd century, will not overtake Pioneer 10 until the end of that century, and will never overtake the ...

Oldie but goodie

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

& Charlie Sheen walked away from her! You can tell he was doing far too many drugs!

Wax on, wax off

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

As long as they don't start kicking the side of my car! Ah, hell, it's a '91, they'd just hurt their feet!

i hate this time of year

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Teaches us how to be on the straight, if not the narrow. That does come in handy at tax season!

Baby its cold outside.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

That's actually impressive! & why indoor plumbing is such a boon!

Hate that when that happens.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

& I bet you noticed that bulge, too!

Later gator

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Great dancing shoes!

Oh, Jesus...no!...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Cyanide & Happiness will go anywhere!

Couldn't have said it better myself.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Well, we know where she stands! Hey, Duke!

“Doctors”

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Along with the coke, tho, they also bled you & drilled holes in your head. Come to think of it, not much different from today!

What you talkin bout?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Smokers logic!

Wednesday grew up

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

It's Wednesday (don't EVER call her Wendy!!!), & she sure as hell did!

Keeping it real

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

I would just like to state that sometimes a meme requires a serious response in that it engenders...just fuckin' wit' ya'!!!

How you like me now?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Not any better than I did 5 minutes ago!!! LOL!

Now we let the disagreements about Descartes commence. Some say he was a hack, ya know...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Descartes was a dualist, but, hell, Newton was a big fan of alchemy. I think they were both great thinkers & happened to live in benighted times, which is probably how future generations will view us & our thinkers. Good old joke, btw!

Intermission :)

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

He's got a woody!!! LOL!

Please welcome RavenCT and SaucyCheryl who have just joined the group.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Welcome, welcome!

Chuck Norris... my hero! ?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Yeah, but,...

Now that's a bargain if they were cherry flavored.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 2, 2019:

I guess they can both coat your stomach???

Should Progressives Reconsider Beto O'Rourke? [youtube.com] Not so squeaky clean, after all.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 2, 2019:

To address what KK states below, Beto appears to have lied, & consistently. I'd still vote for him over Ted Cruz, but I would probably vote for a garden slug over Ted Cruz!

Welcome to all the new members!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 2, 2019:

None of the assholes here are that small! (yeah, I know...)

This has helped me tremendously

phxbillcee comments on Jan 2, 2019:

I'm still trying to catch up to the '60's, Daddy-o!

Horror/fantasy/Sci-Fi more like

phxbillcee comments on Jan 2, 2019:

& they lived happily ever after!

Mine’s half full already ?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 2, 2019:

That means no swallowing!

Cheezus cripes

phxbillcee comments on Jan 2, 2019:

At least he's good for something!

Whoa scary

phxbillcee comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Love the "Reply" below!

Hmmm you go first

phxbillcee comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Want to get rid of eyes,...

I think that's his name...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Bentmydick Bumbersnatch?

Gotta look.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 2, 2019:

A little less mad every second!!!