trigger and language warning This is a hell of a time (almost 2 AM!) to start writing a "book", ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Glad you vented & hope it helps a bit. Hang in there!

Mountain. Mississippi Queen. [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

& here, with 2 from Mountain & Jack Bruce... West, Bruce & Laing: Turn Me Over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDaa2pqIlqE=PLnzxjHfH8uGr7EUMTEXoE1JsYGRVmXugv & another Mountain! Mountain - Nantucket Sleighride (To Owen Coffin) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqWqCuHR0Og

Baby got back! You like?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Yes!

A hunter was wandering in deep woods, and came upon a pond where sitting upon a rock was a beautiful...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I guess meat was more important than...

Wouldn't want them doing the pot!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Every generation has it's "demons". Next was that Devil's Music, Rock 'n' Roll!

The training is grueling!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

& just like in RL, nobody will answer the door for them! (Tho I actually love having them stop by. I live in the hope that one day I'll de-convert one of them!)

Im on a roll today people

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Are you kidding?!? The nuns were lying in wait for her!

Sad but true.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

tRumpCare!

Yep. Just like a dog.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Your team won one time when you were wearing this old, grubby, paint-stained tee, so now, every time they play...

Maybe a few more than that.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Foreplay, foreplay, foreplay...

Write your own caption.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Looks like she's used to that!

Truth in advertising.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

So many New Year's Eve "bashes" are like this! &, yeah, 6 months rent to get in & get a glass of cheap champagne at midnight & a party hat! Whoop-tee-doo!

Oh shit! It's so true!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

& you didn't even show them shirtless!

Under the sea....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Actually, I think I pretty much can! The bar in Great Falls being the exception, tho!

Probably should

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

A classic!

Yeah they don't care

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

May as well go for #2 & own it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6ugTmCYMk

It's so sad

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I like that one!

Damn Uranus is big

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Science porn!

Nice trick

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Can't even count how many "points"!

I don’t think we should leave addressing climate change up to the people crossing their fingers ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

& these folks also look forward to Armageddon, one of the reasons they support Israel so strongly. They are waiting for WWIII & the end of the world, & looking forward to it! No offense to @RavenCT, but the pic this brings to mind isn't a sunrise...it's more this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsTRxXvQY0s

Is there any reason NOT to require a BIO of at least 250 words or more before someone can make a new...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I am with @GinaKay on this. 250 words is a bit much. I just went back & edited my Bio after this post, but still under 100 words, & I was being facetious with it! I was originally at about 50 words. Maybe that as a goal?

It's a trap.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

A lot of truth in that!

Groan like a

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Oh, Rudy, the puns are strong in you today!

He's probably the main speaker

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Somewhere between a chuckle & a groan!

Ohhh groan

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

We SO need a groan emoji!

...or wonderfully RIGHT for the first time ever!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

The Official State Animals of Texas!

Please excuse my love of corny humour...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Ah, but now that we've caught it it's an IFO!

Get real....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I won't hold my breath!

My old doghouse is now occupied

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

How about... Deery Name Meaning. Irish: Anglicized form of Gaelic Ó Daighre 'descendant of Daighre', a byname meaning 'fiery'.

Is your car exhausted?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Put your other hand on the wheel, Ron!

I like reviewing studies

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I wonder how much was spent on that research?

Well... you know

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I try to forget the fucks as soon as I can. Life is too short (& so is my attention span, anymore!)

Like pod people

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Pod people!

Oldie but a goldie

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Always makes me chuckle!

I'm a newb (Level 1). This is how I am if the mood takes me...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Well, up to Level 3, already! Way to go! Welcome & have fun!

Yea nasty!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Yeah, that's got to be #1!

Very Funny.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Not fair! You got more likes with this than I did when I posted it yesterday!!! LMAO!

My feelings! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Sometimes a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do! LOL!

Intermission

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Good actor, some shitty roles, tho. Dark Shadows comes to mind!

Damn aliens!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

No, he's got papers. The Men In Black got them for him when he first arrived!

WTF???? Lol

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Anything to shut that nasty girl up!

Some people need to be told!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Yep, just like that!

This is basically my 4 yo daughter, minus the spikes.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

If she just hangs up there without the spikes, you may want to think about an excorcism!

...or wonderfully RIGHT for the first time ever!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

So nice you posted it twice? I'll be "liking" the other one.

It’s the least he could do.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Probably some damn parable about moderation, or something. Prick!

Heck of a way to ring in 2019

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

It'll get me a 30 pack of Miller High Life!

Careful who you sit in front of.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

LMAO!

This one might be offensive, to shorts.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Thank dog it wasn't a skirt!

Can't do it!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

If he could do it with his feet he'd be using them, too!

Why I don't eat cow food

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Corn just goes through me anymore!

Pay attention ladies!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I've heard furries are freaky!

Can't do either.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Depends who, or what, is after me. Sometimes you just have to be faster than the slowest person in the group!

That's how I flirt.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwfVaehcdfE

That's how I flirt.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I've said "fuck it", & am just my weird self all the time! (In case any of you hadn't noticed!)

You know how it is.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Is that something like "bone spurs"???

First date suggestions.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

That ought to get that second date for ya'!

This is for all the drama queens out there!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I think it's a donkey, or a form thereof, that's ridin' that horse often enough!

Having a bad day?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Some days it seems like that!

I'm trying to be a role model, WTF

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

That's like really rad, dude!

This will probably offend someone too...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Too state that another way, (& maybe really offend someone)...

Has anyone read "A Manual for Creating Atheists" by Peter Boghossian?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I've read, & have, the book. Between the precepts there, & the "Street Epistemology" series on YT, I keep working on this approach. It is a definite work in progress. I tend to be more direct & hard charging, so this is work for me, but seems worth it. If you can just plant a seed without triggering all the self-defense mechanisms you have definitely accomplished something, even if you didn't "win" the debate!

The subtle art of being...coy.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Seems more like "Come hither" to me!

Escultura bronze Lady of Shalott by Benjamin Victor Salvabrann 1979 (Please correct the ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Exquisite!

Breakfast anyone???

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Sure, ...put the cup down & lean back a bit!

Me too, kid.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

This was such a great strip, this & Bloom County...& the Far Side & many others. I miss them.

A follow up to a couple posts on here.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I think we all have a fav on this, this is one of mine (& I'm "acquiring" yours!)

Bet he's going to do it doggy style.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Don't know if he has a choice!

So many religions, so little time!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Their bibble is a hoot, tho! The stories! The BS! He does a number of these, & quite a few on Mormons (as he is an ex)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB0rFbDMDj0

You've all earned it.... Those are ears

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

This one got me for a bit the first time I saw it. Shows up even "better" in the smaller version in "Recent Photos". Seems a lot of the "optical illusions" do.

Intermission

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Bet I can guess why his right arm looks so much bigger than his left!!!

Robin changes his tune.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Ok, have to go here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ5u8JWHhMM

Secret message...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Should have done it with a dog whistle!

Laundry... always a headache

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Compost, dude! Remember, clothes grow on trees!

The horror!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Fuckin' A! That is cruel & unusual!

I can relate.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Yeah, I can't believe it either!!! LOL!

Okay, here it is: who here is offended/shameful of Bills intermission posts?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I, or the Group, have been accused of misandry here, & I have to state I am not prejudiced against men, I am one, & I don't think the Group is. Tho, admittedly, some can be pigs! Now, does the Group at times post misogynistic memes...yep, & they often get called out! Do I think my "Intermissions..." are misogynistic? Absolutely not! I'll admit I have a bias towards a preference for looking at the female form, over the male form, but gee, excuse me for being a hetero male! Do I at all stop any women from posting memes or the occasional photo of "hunky" men? No. I won't be gazing at them as I do with female ones, but I find that normal for me. The individual can do as they please! We don't do porn here. & there would not have been the "raft" of my "Intermission..." posts without the interference on my "one-out-of-eleven" photo of a young lady! As to the "Do a count..." comment, that exact thing was the subject of a previous "pinned" Post of mine on those "looking without liking", so that argument is specious as it tells us literally nothing. The comments here seem to be, if not positive towards the "Intermissions...", at least neutral, or wanting equal time for male ones! (I won't be doing those ladies, you'll have to supply your own!) I do agree they should be a very small minority of the posts, this is a Meme Group, after all (tho I can make an argument that many stand-alone photos can be considered memes), so that is why we're here, but a few "Intermissions..." can't hurt. Also, as an addendum on this, out of the 6 "like" hits this did get, all were "thumbs up", & 3 were from women! So this is not a "gender" issue, as implied, it's a prude issue, & the busy-body type that can't live & let live & just scroll by! Or, speak up in the Group! (& btw, that won't ever get you Blocked from here. Abuse, spam & not following the Community Guidelines, or, the Blocking of the Host or Mods.) Not agreeing with a Mod is most assuredly allowed, tho, how one could disagree with the very reasonable Michelle, or the (I've been told) most excellent Bill, is "inconceivable"!!! LOL!

Intermission

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Cool!

He's all bent out of shape.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

He must be right-handed!

Just my luck...hey you dropped your flipper.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I've had many more good results, depends on how limber & cooperative you & your partner are.

<img src="[i.chzbgr.com]" alt="Image result for erectile dysfunction memes"/>

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

LOL!!!

Real deep thoughts

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Both good posts! Can I make a suggestion, as an "oldtimer" here? Unless posting a "theme", post your memes separately. It keeps things cleaner &, best of all, especially for a Level 1, it nets you more points!

Oh yeeessss

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

That's not a cat! That's a kid in an Ewok suit!

That sucks...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Don't cry! Suck it up & get buzzed!

I think it's age

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

& then you got into the dairy business!!! LOL!

Nice comeback

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Dad's got a sense of humor! Dad humor, but, still humor!

Ok it's a bit early but let's end this shit storm now.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Wheeee!!!

Make up your fucking mind and just pick one already.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

But,...there aren't any contradictions in the bibble!!! LOL!

I do as much I can without getting arrested.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I used to have this one hanging in my bathroom!

Welcome new members Russ23, tonyp, and Atlas_Rising.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Welcome, all!

This might work

phxbillcee comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Timing, timing, timing...

For @KKGator!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Another good one...

Yep! Thats me!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 27, 2018:

What can go wrong?!?

Ouch

phxbillcee comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Well, not all my internal organs are damaged & rotten. Not all. As far as the mind goes, don't...

And so it begins

phxbillcee comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Oh, it's on!

Playing army

phxbillcee comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Chicken-hawk! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ1rpKL1a_c

Just leave me alone

phxbillcee comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Who said I mean well? I like you just the way you are!

Just do it

phxbillcee comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Both Houses, both Parties! It is sure to be epic!

Get back to your cyber family

phxbillcee comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Except for 2 dinners you guys were stuck with me the whole time!

Ohh boy here we go again

phxbillcee comments on Dec 27, 2018:

I don't need rescuing (well, not THAT way!). & why do you ask me if I found jebus? I didn't know he was lost, tho he is taking his sweet time getting here again, ain't he, & I wasn't looking for him!

Ohh to turn back.time

phxbillcee comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Yeah, but the trick is not to be as "teenage dumb" all over again! To know what I know now & start over, that would be a whole different story!