Yep every time

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Some of us are better than that...& some of us are worse in a different way...

I'm gonna enjoy this song so much more now

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

She'd be right, but she could still have me!

Tonight is the night!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

You have a stranger playlist than I, but I sometimes eat hard-boiled eggs on the road, too!

Murica the great

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

All the scientists use metric, even the NASA ones. It's just the rest of the country that's backward! I call "Fake Meme"!!! LOL!

Maybe it’s a big snake ?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Yes, it is a big snake, thanks for noticing! (An oldie, but a weirdie!)

She huffed, and she puffed...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

& she strained!

Tomfoolery with an elf

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Not a doctor or anatomist, but I'm figuring this for a woman's x-ray as this looks like front, rather than back-door action! (Not that a female can't get that, too!)

I will swallow every drop!😂

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

& I would allow you!

This was so stupid I had to laugh.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Fits many folk's feelings about xmas perfectly!

I'll try to remember.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Actually, on a cloudy day, & with any reflection from the snow, probably not a bad idea. UV still gets through!

I don't think I wanna drive on that freeway.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Not even gonna try & figure how fast you'd have to be going!

That would probably work!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

& then come up with a safeword!

He he he!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

They are all appropriate for the season!

Nativity Scene 2018 - SAD

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

& Joseph was killed in an airstrike.

Event vendor

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

If they would have gone with this it would have saved us so many problems!

Advanced stupid.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Funny as hell, but, oh so sad, & even more sadly, not surprising!

...Tree's up...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Mamma 'bout to get some more decorations! Time to bring out the balls & Yule log!

What's Santa up to?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Who knows what he does while you're sleeping?

The perfect gift.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

That would be a truly great gag-gift!

Craig’s List

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Good one!

Not really a meme but he only comes once a year so I guess he's saved up

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Are they trying to bathe him or drown him???

Fat sharped dressed man

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Gotta have a side gig. Those nights get awful long up there!

Not to far from reality.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Well, if a woman can be "Three Times a Lady", I guess she can be...

You know you want to...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

It's a fake book! The carpet does match the drapes!

Just a little rum, you won't know the difference.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Bourbon or brandy works, too!

Scrabble hacks

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Well, it's been a few days since I posted it!!! At least your using the good ones! ... Just razzin' ya'! Next to impossible to keep up with all that gets posted. (Tho I try, but, I'm a mod & have far too much time on my hands!)

Never more truth in a meme then this one!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Funny, he never has that problem getting it to his mouth when it's Putin!

Anyone up for a little of this?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Shrimp on the barbie on the barbie! For that unique plastic compliment to your food!

Bwahaha, stoopid but funny

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Or, make yourself useful & change the cigarette ashes into dope!

Know your bugs..

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Those are two strange people. They would fit in here just fine! LOL!

Definitely true

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Well, over her 'gag-reflex', anyway!

Not again...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Yeah, but she shoved my cold dinner up there first!

Where's the parking lot?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

This is definitely not an American sign! Most would never get, "No Littering! $500 Fine!" & try to fight it in Court! So many 'Murikans are dumb!

Sounds fun..

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Oh, so sorry, bro, I didn't see you! (& then do it again!!!)

Been there.....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABXtWqmArUU

Absolutely love this shirt!!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I have to be a bit contrarian. For me, I'd rather have, Religion:None. The term "religion" carries too much baggage. Otherwise, my sentiments exactly.

Welcome new member Calex_Alexander.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Welcome!

That'll teach 'em!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

What do I do when I run out of kids???

Things that make you go hmmmmmm

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

FYI, you posted this twice. It's a good one, tho not that good!!! LOL!

One of my new faves.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

& there is something wrong with that???

Aaaand go,,,,,

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

It's just that I happen to have it on "hand"!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg

Mustn’t forget my good Tupperware!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Yeah, reality can sure suck! So can being an adult...

That bush on fiya

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

An oldie, but a goodie!

And upper back, and thighs and neck and glutes too

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Of course, using that young-un, even if you used a current photo, doesn't give the right level of misery (& she was just a babe in that pic!)

Bad elf...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

This is what goes down when the kids are away!

The belly dancer...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

A number of good ones in a row! Good work, bro!

Yes indeed

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Damn straight!

To those guys who messaged me while I was away, thinking I'm some easy piece of p×$$y like some of ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Just so you know, we are most assuredly not all like that! Do me a favor, don't just block, screenshot & report! If things went far enough for you to be this mad, that qualifies as abuse & they should be kicked from the Site! Tho this is technically a "dating" Site, for the vast majority of us it is much more. It is a community & we usually enjoy, like & sometimes even love our brothers & sisters. No one should have to be trolled. It is one thing to be risque in PM's if a relationship has been established in that way, it is quite another to get unwelcome BS! I'm sorry you went through that & want you to know that the majority of us have your back! Again, report the assholes!

There's a time and place for everything...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I'd prefer beer or bourbon, but I like the sentiment!

I don't see anything, do you?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

All too clearly!

I think I may have transitioned,

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Hey, my bulge is down there! No, not that one the other...wait one sec as I haul my belly up!

Bugs the shit outta me

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Can't blame them. It's how they are instructed. & like Ron says below, one of the most commonly passed bills.

Messed up

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Well, that means Grandpa already hit that!

People suck

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Anyone in particular tonight, Ron?

Tit for tat...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Rudolph don't take no crap!

Which one are you?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Single & obviously blundering around like an idiot! Ah, well,...hope springs eternal, unfortunately I think it's springing from my colon! Old age isn't for the faint at heart!

Good name for a tattoo/piercing shop.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Even if the tat ends up saying "Mom"!

Do they have to carry these warning signs?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

If you're close enough to see the sign, it's too late!

This. So much this!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

& you're only a "human", what's your point?!? (Addressed to the idiot.)

No equality even with dogs

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

That third one looks like a fox in sheep's clothing!

Seems it would be awkward

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Ok, on three we both cough!

That's true...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Story of my younger days!

The question in Murcia these days

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

For me, any more, they're the same...

You've been toasted

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Great! Posted on my FB page!

This is an old meme but love the humor

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Good for him!

And don't blame Satan either

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

This is a good response to that insipid question...

She's got a little bit of everything.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Stunning!

Welcome @beerhungry. !!! Thx for joining my group ! :)

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Hey there, enjoy!

She was in the mooooood

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Because some guy drives her for a bit, hops off & then hops back on, drives a bit more, hops off,...

Spreading some of that grinch fever

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

With you, my dear, I figure that for any time of year!

Happy happy joy joy, opps wrong thing.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Is that a serpent in your jockstrap, or...

Might stick and never come off that pole...eeeewwww

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

& it wouldn't be the cold sticking it!

Unfortunately, we live in interesting times.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

For then this follows...

Its all in the name ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I can relate! LMAO! At least with the single part. I used to be cute, so there's that.

Sensitive nips

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

& I bet you love how it tickles your balls! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZu9N8qMKjA=1545583497

Real facts...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Here ya' go!

Really? WTF?...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Age is catching up to Maury!

Jump right into it

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

We get them a bit weird & turn them into twisted cynics! I am just so proud!

Gyal dem.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Interesting, but like most other slang all but maybe a word or two will be gone in a short time. In this particular example, I'm betting not much gets passed down.

My cousin's playing Christmas music by the Carpenters.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

xmas music is bad enough, but the Carpenters?!? Let me send you something to get you through!

Happy Festivus!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

First one is cute, the second one is good & the comment makes it great!

Welcome new members K8TE and SKH78.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Howdy & welcome!

This is my 2nd try, I just did this and then don't know what happen but hit something and it all ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Keep on Keepin' on, bro!

Damn, I hate getting old. I still think I'm pretty cute, though ;)

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Well, maybe one of the is the perv of the bunch & likes older stuff!

He wanna low key bury the bone in her backyard

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Knowing Fido, it could be either! He's such a dawg!

Close your eyes and imagine it

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Yeah, I guess about the same thing.

I think I'd change my name.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Could also be a question?

But why....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Lovely, trite philosophy from toilet parts. As bad as the same on tampon wrappers! (& I get to them later!)

He or she fouled it all up.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Not getting the point,...or the paycheck!

He's right. I don't want to change his mind.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

He doesn't have one! I despise Crowder at least as much as I do Tucker Carlson! & maybe even more than Jordan Peterson!!!

Um...how does this work exactly?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

It also looks as if the stocker was testing quality on a few of those.

If there was a hell, I’d surely be going there for this one

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I'd say dead children, but I guess those two are still working on that! If they live in Syria or Yemen, it won't be long!

Tits or GTFO ?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Well, I bet your Mom appreciates them, but no one else!!!

I love this one haha

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

One of my sisters sent my Mom a mini xmas tree, live, packed with that sphagnum moss around the bottom. The kitten loves it & will go for it every chance she gets, even tho it is on the dining room table, which is a no-no for the cats. Keep finding clumps of the stuff all over the house, sorta looks like that!

It's a wreck.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

tRump planning at it's best! Was probably going in the wrong direction, too!

That's me

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

There's that "indolence" thing, again! I guess you will go quietly, unless you have to burn calories doing it!

I no wanna put a title here

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Ugh! If I lived there I'd **have** to come home drunk!

Trying to cut back

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Just love how in the last panel that right hand appears!!!

Keep a dog off the street, bring him into the kitchen, he'll know what to do.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Sometimes they don't want to wait for floor scraps!

My eyes are up here.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Thinking, "If only my boyfriend could get that big & that hard!!!"