Amazon's new tracking feature.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Too true, anymore, damn porch-pirates!

Or worse....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Or, on the older strings, trying to find the one burnt out bulb that is keeping the whole string from lighting!

My Christmas present.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

& then there's...

That didn't last long...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That might happen if I meet Scarlett Johansson!

You know it's true.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Good!

What a deadly combination.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

& that's why I'm drawn to you! You nail it on all three counts...a hat trick!

Bettie Page and I wish you all the happiest of Holidays!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Thanks for this, & Season's Greetings to you, too!

You can lead a horse to water...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

She obviously loves a challenge!

So very wrong

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Yes, yes he did! LOL!

She's dressed for a nice evening. He's thinking "One button at at time..."

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Slow & easy. At least to start!

Pajama party time !!! Who's coming?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Not quite yet, I'm taking my time!

Opinions please ?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Well, if directed towards me, hurt bewilderment. Some other fool, screw him for being a jerk!

When you’re s/miles away in thought and time slips away so fast, then you realize you’re miles ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

"Mind your own damn business!"

One from my side of the Pond - The Brexorcist...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Shouldn't that be Theresa May?

I don't have words...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

TMI to the nth degree! I'd love to walk in front of the guy with a tee that said, "Mine, too!"

Live long and prosper

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Back atcha!

This is me

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Ah, young love!

The pilot on my recent trip said this and I thought it clever:

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I'll admit that I'm a bit more discerning, but the sentiment is nice!

Hey you guys!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Well, we certainly give you the "strange" part!

Ka- boing? Maybe

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Handel's Messiah?!? LOL!

Said Bill the moderator

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Damn straight! LMAO!

Another brick in the wall

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

If we did have to have one, my proposal would be fro San Diego to El Paso, North to about Clayton, NM, East for a bit & then South to to about Beaumont. Give all that area back to Mexico, or, as they always threaten to do, let 'em go their own way! I'd much rather lose Texas & Ted Cruz than California any day! Oh, & I'd throw in Oklahoma for free!

Trump's destination coming up soon...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Can't happen soon enough!

Can't believe that anyone in 2018 could make this argument.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

WTabsoluteF! Wanna bet this person is an anti-vaxxer & very probably an FEer, too! The level of stupid!!!

Errybody likes bewbs <3

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

"Eye" see what you did there! LOL!

Did I mention that I also make memes?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Well, hello yourself! &,...yes, yes, yes & yes!

Oo eee, ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang :p

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I love a limber lady! Especially 'cause I'm not so limber anymore!

Maybe add a folder for “Porn” but otherwise, there you have it

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That's quite a few of us here!

99.9% of the time

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

If being on this Site is "sin", the % may be close. Otherwise, no, not even that high!

Does anyone else find PVC sexy?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Depends on how easy it is to get off!

Here's hats...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 22, 2018:

She's happy to see me!

Gina Gerson- revisited.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

& she better make it now, not every porn actress can be a Nina Hartley!

I get a steady feed of these from my artist friend on FB. He has excellent, ecclectic taste.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Very nice!

The man behind a GoFundMe campaign that has raised $11 million to build Trump's wall also ran a ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Why am I not surprised. The guy is a disabled Vet, so I give him that, but that is all I give him. I surely won't give him any money for that idiotic wall!

Military Tribunals

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Are you aware that you're full of shit???

The Dream Catchers Well we finished today - loads of work went into these - now we have a ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Excellent work! Just beautiful! Kudos!

Well, if you say so...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

This needed a sign?!?!

That's not good.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Well, I may accomplish the last two, the sober may have to wait a few hours!

Freudian slips...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Use the mug while wearing the tee...

And I'll bet they left it.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Ok, I'll fold it in half if I must!

Every year I share this one. Tis the season for reason, let it be known.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

"Hell", yeah!!! Support the FFRF, & American Atheists, they do good work, folks!

Striped Mackerel no doubt singing Hosannas.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Or, this water is dirty as hell, get it together people!

My latest commission. To be used for multiple dates, hence the open space in the middle ;)

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

reminds me a lot of some old Dead posters! Good work!

Skeeter again.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

You didn't even hang it on the back, you left it as a bed, so there!

Welcome new member @bobdickson Enjoy our group!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Surely can't go wrong here! I won't even push my groups, but check them out! (Click on my Profile to find them!) LOL!

This is closest thing to happy holidays you will see from me so enjoy the short day and full moon ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Good one, did you like mine???

Well, if a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, I guess sperm does the opposite?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

But, they never showed the delivery system, so, it's all good I guess!

How many lies? The new total? A whopping 7,546 .

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

& I bet that is a conservative estimate! Every time he opens his mouth, every time he tweets, he lies. All politicians lie, at least somewhat, this fool has taken it to another level entirely!

Did you know that they have new cloths to dress plants in to attract more bees?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Cute, but this is a "Cheesy Joke" post. Not to dissuade you from posting here, & some things are memes, even if they're not really memes, but... Keep on pluggin', tho!

Top sky-watching events coming in 2019 Get ready to witness amazing eclipses, a rare planetary ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Have to keep us updated as these dates come around. Some of us are old farts with short attention spans!

The five stages of grief.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Love it! Tho, I unashamedly use butter! Real butter. The sticks for cooking & the tubs with olive oil for spreading! Those are a real improvement, I hate torn bread! I do admit, tho, olive oil & herbs for the Italian bread at an Italian restaurant is scrumptious!

CrossFit cult.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Need to get fit enough to start a CrossFit!

It could happen.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Actually, except for the women loving Momoa, it has been roundly panned for all I see! That is a good meme, tho!

And off we go...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

An Uber, a taxi, a bus. Just don't pay to drink & drive, tho you used to be able to get away with it years ago. No more!!!

I ditched a narcissist over a year ago.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Well, I do love myself, as much as I disgust myself! I have been selfish, tho I try not to be. No, I'm not a narcissist, I know my faults too well. Unfortunately, we ALL are aware of one far too well!

Pretty in pink

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Oh, my, another "heart"!

I do have the hots for Jessica Rabbit. Happy Christmas y'all.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

That middle shot almost looks like Nicole Kidman, & I have the hots for her even more than I do for Jessica Rabbit!

While cutting alcohol out of my life during middle age didn't have quite these results - the ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

I guarantee lack of booze was not the only change!

@Marionville, I was going to send you a message, but you have no button for messages (perhaps it's ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

I, also, hope all is well with Balou, but the Group is in good hands.

How do vampires start their letters? "Tomb it may concern..."

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

double-groan!!! LOL!

Out of the mouth of babes.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

His parents ought to really have a bit of a satisfied smile on their faces!

Thank the rotating Earth it's Friday

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

So superior!!! LOL! I did love this character. SNL has had some real winners, & not a few duds, too!

Five mediocre memes equals one good one

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Rudy, I thought the first two were hilarious, & the other three, well, not bad. You done good, boy! LOL!

Who paid for you?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Oh, excellent!

This is a Christmas Miracle I can get behind!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

I may accept him into my exclusive Country Club, we don't usually accept Jews. But, I sure as hell would party like it's 1999! LOL!

Get over it already

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Yeah, but just remember, it's 5 PM (or 7) somewhere, & getting off work is always a reason to chill &/or celebrate!

Gonna leave this here

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

I think that's a gun in his lap, Beetlejuice may want to watch what he says (as if that's gonna happen!)

Happy Holly days

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Mona Xmas! Right after she posed...

Fear of God :(

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Yep, & the fear of a "hell", too! Sadistic fucks that they are!

Who wants to watch Hallmark movies until we puke?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Yeah, that's about it. Treacly, mushy, manipulative, trite, predictable stories! Can't stand those things! Yuck!

More WTF! pics. AKA optical illusions!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

some good ones!

You can always do better

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Bet you're real popular at work!

Just like magick ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Since, besides Sci-Fi, I read Fantasy, & enjoy the hell out of D&D, therefor, great post!

Eloquent does not begin to describe the word.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Sounds (really) good to me! Give me my money & my Samuel!

Holy shit Batman, I just hit the 8.5 mark!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Yay! You go girl!

This is my kitty, Machine Gun Daisy.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Good lookin' animal!

Who doesn't love jokes about the Zodiac killer.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Holy fuck! You're getting me cross-eyed, let me guess tho..."It wasn't our fault, he was never really a Republican"! Is that close??? I know it's not three words, but I've never been a big fan of word searches, tho I love Jumble & Scrabble, but all those other symbols just give me a headache! Sorry, bro.

First Time...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Check out posts & comment/reply. Get to know folks that way, women & men, we are a community even more than a dating site. When comfortable, post, as you are now. Check out the Groups that interest you, there are a bunch. Just get involved & happy sailing!

Yup. Done that

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Happens all the damn time! Or, sticking to the back of the shirt, just as bad as a damn "kick-me" sign!

Think I'll have the ham instead

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

They put those pop-up buttons a little too deep!

I see what you did there, wild and crazy library lady

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

It's all Greek to me! LMAO!

Trumpty Dumpty gonna have a great fall but no fucking wall

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Good choices!

Bad parents

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I bet the kids by now are probably used to it!

Oh yah it's true

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Yeah, right... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjI7VeIA7ZI

What a whack job

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Can you get that on Amazon???

I've got a boat full of new memes.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

You did! LOL! Been some time, tho, so it's all good!

Thievin' bastages!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Excellent!

Pablum - substance that gives nourishment; food.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Usually refers to baby food, in both instances!

New super hero discovered with a sidekick ... Must see...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I love photos like these...

Workday warning.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I wouldn't dream of it!

It really only becomes a soap opera if someone hears me and complains!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t45DKmtzTHo

Fair warning

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

That is hilarious! Thanks, bro!

Wait.... !!!! Don't move !!!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

& then, when you died & no food was forthcoming, you became dinner! Picked you clean!

They are really stupid

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Says it perfectly!

This is incredible ???

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Love the "heart"!

I know this is wrong, but it’s the only Santa photo I have.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Florida Santa!

Hoping your Christmas is spectacular ??

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

He's missing a ho!?!

Just a little naughty ?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

& so will I!

Bit of a sweet tooth.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I'm not all that fond of candy, but that looks really sweet!

Beats a lump of coal, I reckon

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Sure beats an iron or a tie!