Standoff at the North Pole

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Ok, fat boy, you're next!

Dank x two...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

So is a hand job, but...

Not again with the porn!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Looks like miscegenation to me! That's not an evergreen!

Hey good looking. ?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Mothers are like that, yeah, they are! LOL!

Whoa. Come to Mama, I WISH ??

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Well, he does have some tats on his chest, so there's that!

I may as well get in in the act too.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

You go, girl!

And another Stones, love the mood on this! Moonlight Mile with lyrics- The Rolling Stones ...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Let the airwaves flow...

The Rolling Stones :: Before They Make Me Run -Keith on vocals, acoustic, electric and bass.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Love this tune!

One of the hottest couples ever.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

She was such a classic beauty! & tho I don't swing that way, he was a damn good looking man!

One more Keith Richard song. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Another great tune! Thanks!

What song was 1 the day you were born?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Oh, shit! Thank heaven's I didn't worry about it at that time!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSASnjrWxmY

The Rolling Stones - Far Away Eyes [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Just goddamn love the Stones! One of the top rock bands ever, still! Happy B-Day Keith!!! 75 today!

Sarah Sanders asked why Michael Flynn isn't a 'rat' [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Duck & cover. This administration is so dishonest.

By request, cats party crashing nativity scenes.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

There is a reason they look so natural in that setting...

OK here's a post with a pic... Everyone see it?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

The incredible, edible...

I’m a big fan of....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I can see why!

This really sums it all up.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

@Alvinsmama, why sad?

You're next.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Fair is fair!

What’s wrong...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Yeah, & you're not right in the head, but we have to deal with you, don't we?!?

May the fourth be with you

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

What it's **truly** about any more (& for some time now)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXE_n2q08Yw

Oh Vlad My Love

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

You caught that double quickly! Kudos!!! LOL!

Dueling Potato Heads.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

A PB reference! Love it!

I can attest to this.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I use gift bags whenever possible. I can't wrap for shit!

Aw, .....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I'll just quit while I'm behind!

Very clever.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

There was a good reason I 'gavit awaii'...

The only time walls come in handy. But as they say.. no pain, no gain.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Too, too often!

I would money to see this.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I'm very surprised I didn't see an "Obvious Plant" logo on this!

Just messin with ya.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Now, that's cold!!! LOL!

The grin on his face.. priceless.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Ron the Red-nosed Reindeer!

Eases the pain

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

If you got the helmet should have gotten the hockey stick, too!

I've done that

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Especially happens when it one of those Bluetooth ones on the side opposite of you, can't tell they're on the phone & can be confusing as hell!

It's good to be a good boy

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

That sorta sums things up! Did you post this in "Feline Fanatics", yet?

Double entendre

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Even with glitter I don't think you'd call 'em "pretty"!

I always liked him

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

That's because...

Takes some nerves

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

He might really get in trouble if the shirt said, "It's really gay if it's TSA!"

Who hasn't been there?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Gonna have to wash that sock pretty damn soon!

Hmmmm. I can see it

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Especially now, all too true! Does the term "laughing stock" ring a bell?!?

This is Sooo me

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Tho I love to read, can't help thinking that those two are just flipping to the pages with topless native women!

Slut-shaming tree.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Almost always the plain ones that get snarky. Or jealous!

Mom failed...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Husband also died horny as he never got any more!

Hopefully we don't have any more

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Well, you can, you just don't want to spend the holidays in "that" place again!

Damn prediction

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Ya' had me going for a second there!

About Woody

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Well, he is a little "pecker"!

Just what the hell?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

& probably mothballs & sucked out the thermometers!

But who likes it?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Really, really depends on the song. & even then, they start that shit up closer & closer to Halloween now so you tend to get sick of the shit really fast!

So no sleep in sight.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Sorry to hear that. I'm not sleeping either, tho I will try soon. Can't let the @#%&'s get you down!

I hope this is true

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I may have done the same thing! No habla Ingles, Manos Pequenas.

What the fuck is wrong wirh people?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

They've been caught doing this a number of times & swear it's not their "policy". Even if your going to pick them up, isn't it nice if they are not suffering from dehydration & need to be hospitalized?!?

Damn snowflake

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Such a candy-ass, bone-spur baby!

I was going through my Meme folder - I just thought you'd all like to start your day on a groan.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Groooan! &, of course, Spike has commented & I can't see it because he's blocked me! I guess that calls for another "groan"!

Very stylish

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Would help here...well, for our group, anyway!

DECEMBER 17TH IN HISTORY [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Great "Day In History" post. Too bad you can't do these every day!

What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Coffee.

Give him time

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I couldn't/wouldn't do it for a woman. I'm at least a good part sapiosexual & if she's that dumb I'd rather not. Unless she's got big hooters!!!

Makes me stink, I mean think

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Or, the same meme, different day! LOL!

Do you have a minute to talk about.....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Love it!

????????

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Buh-bye!

Space force!!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I may have just changed my mind about this Space Force thing!!!

Helping friends

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Wait! I can use some of that!

Oldies but goodie

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Nothin' could be finer than to lick on her.............

Just add a little bulge to your life makes life worth living.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

That's like stuffing a bra, it only works if they never come out! If they do, you're proven a liar...you may still get lucky, once, so I guess for some it's worth it.

You have to appreciate a decent Venn diagram.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Here's another ...

Oh heck. You caught me.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Well, it could have been a lot more embarrassing than that!

Let's not forget.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Ho, ho, ho???

"Virgin", yeah right... LOL

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

If only she would have fessed up it would have saved us so much shit...

Atheists can celebrate Xmas too, we just do it as a secular holiday.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I put up a few wreaths, part xmas & part Winter Solstice, xmas has become so secular (& commercial) anymore, anyway.

That's what she said.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

& Hugh Laurie is an atheist... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbXcK9hSra0

Oh, that crazy Florida Man!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Florida Man, the gift that keeps on giving!

That's about right.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

& for 2019... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKAC7t0P65o

Those were the days

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Especially when tripping balls! Screw up & freak out the whole room!

Sometimes it is

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Hard to believe you're still single.

It's a dead giveaway.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

How many times he went to take a leak!

Since birth?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Just the opposite of that hard-headed woman post!

Tale tail signs

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Just tryin' to keep them nether regions warm!

Play it up....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Redneck WTF?

Hungry cannibal

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

A young Dahmer I assume?!?

This guy is still around [agnostic.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Yeah, I've seen him around, doing that same schtick. He's a pain.

New scientific study released...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

NOT ruined! Just slightly bent to one side!

Hey guys, I posted eight pics yesterday, why no activity on them ?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I'm getting alerts from the group & the last one I rcvd from you was for the 'boob' scavenger hunt. You haven't gone & blocked us all, have you?

Bad kitty

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Let's just test out gravity here.

Interesting

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I thought that would have been your armpit hair!

Long overdue

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Of course if your god really existed he would have called you "home" ages ago You dried up POS!

My sentiments

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

But, but...it might cause a fence!?! LOL!

Learning young these days

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Holy shit! That girl has a huge future in porn!

Just leaving this here

phxbillcee comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Yeah, she is!

This Breathtaking Image Is a Real Photo of Two Stars Destroying Each OtherThe death of a binary star...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Just incredible! Thanks.

4,400 year old tomb in Egypt: "One of a kind." [msn.com]

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

The photos show just amazing preservation. This is an awesome find.

Aging doesn't bother me, but...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

The only natural thing in there!!!

Who's going to tell her?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Yeah, baby, it's the jeans.

Sometimes all it takes is one bar.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Just to prove I'm evil... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4aQiFaCod8

Not looking for any near death happens.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Too true!

Every time I try to click on relationship status.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Or, something, for sure...

I am most likely, the bottom one, but that reminds me of the time I was a ....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

& a t-shirt to go with it!

Convention

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

This was posted here on 12/12 by Brass, but it seems to fit...

Deception at it's best

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Ron, at least you let everyone know up-front!

I really was

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I highly doubt you were ever "fine"!

You tell em you fat bastard.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Yeah, you try working with those stupid reindeer & elves!

Something wrong with this scale

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Not sure about the scale, but I'd say medium-rare!

We all need goals

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I'm, sensing a theme here!

For all you "technically" people

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Even then, it would only be a "Frankenstein's Monster", not actually Frankenstein himself! I mean, to be technical!!!