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How many of you pronounce the "t" in often?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
I "often" do, tho I try to keep the 't' soft. That would be near impossible if it wasn't paired with an 'f'!
Say what! Til death do us part.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Yes, dear, of course, I promise, dear, anything you say, dear. (Nail that sucker closed, now!)
When you wanna please Allah, but you also wanna please Abdullah.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
She could get stoned for that! (Hell, I'd get her stoned!!!)
Whenever some religious person says I'm going to Hell!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Snickers is snickering, neigh?
Empty tomb in the digital era.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
We don't even have agreement in the "eyewitness" testimony!!!
Perhaps the alleged “one true church” should take a leap of faith and take their rod down? Lol
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
I'd say you were technically correct, but I don't see many churches admitting they were wrong...about anything!
My kinda woman!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
I don't want to walk in your shoes, it would make it harder to follow you & maintain this view!
Relationship goals...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
How about if he's savage & fucks you humbly? Guess that doesn't have the same ring to it!!!
Damn straight!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Let's hear it for commando!!!
Ah you sneaky men...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Well, shouldn't there be some reward for being a nice guy???
He took my job as a superhero though...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
No truth, no justice is the new American Way!
A little archeological humour...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Originally funny!!!
Taking pictures...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
This is rich!!!
Makes sense to me.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Dang, that Dad looks a lot like Spiro Agnew! (To all of us old enough to remember!)
Oh, Ken Ham.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Nice comeback! he is such a fraud!
Lmao, don't say something you might regret.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Woke up two weeks later in traction!
Reigning hide and seek champ
phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Well, him & "god"!!!
Alex Jones is the definition of stupid.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
The "atheist higher-ups"!!! LMAO! I guess the ones that write all of our instruction manuals! Have you ever tried to get atheists to all go in the same direction? Worse than trying to herd cats! Look at the differences just on this site, alone!!! &, BTW, atheist means atheist, idiot. If one doesn't believe in a god, he's not believing in a satan character, either! You dumbshit psycho!
He's not really a multi-tasker.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Not to mention all the lost keys I need to help find!
God: ..."The end will be signaled by Trump / Pence". John: .."What, Trumpets?" ....
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
LMAO!!! Good one!
Sure, That Will Be Fine
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Gives it a little character!
Looks Familiar
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
& in High Fantasy, they look like New Zealand!!!
I Think He Has a Fixation
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Yes, but he would know! I think his race left his ass behind!
Oh, Well....
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Of course, his son needed a hand!!! (What? Too soon??? LOL!)
Just About Finished
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Wait for it...
No Problem
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
LOL! & broke those damn windows out, too!
A Matter of Balance
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
& her counterpoint...
Let Those Go
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Unfortunately, mine seldom fly away, they usually come home to roost!
Watch Out...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUEDVMOMY24
She is Fierce
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
She is such a treasure!
You Don't See This Often
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Great photo!
We all know somebody like this.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Or, many somebodies!
Reminds me of Chapelle when he played the black white supremist
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBC-9k3y1ew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7oXFmuUHLQ
Back to doggie dry humping
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
I guess this explains why my Dad kept swearing his prosthetic wasn't where he left it!
We need some darker humor
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Well, you can bet he has a boner, anyway!
At my age...Let's not do it
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
At least lukewarm. No obvious warts or lesions. Not embarrassed enough not to serve it!
This one pains me because he is a hell of an actor
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Yep, & funny & personable as hell in interviews, just goes to show you can never tell!
These remedial readers aren't what they used to be
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Are those bonus dicks uncircumcised?
Green eggs and ham?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
I'd be a bit leery of green prunes, too! & green eggs & ham, for that matter!
Don't laugh kids -- you'll be lucky to reach this age.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Now it would be the same if I was having sex, for many of the same reasons!!! But, as I am very single, it's just trying to get out of bed without a forklift!
Can you feel the love.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
A match made in Moscow!
For my possum friends, you know who you are.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Ugly damn things...
It says so inn their book.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Well, Mary told a little lie!
If only this would happen.. priceless
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
It wouldn't be just a shoe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxNprnas7i8
This does include man boobs
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Party pooper!
Don't pack your tooth brush.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
But, did the earth move?
Mary lost her lamb
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Just say you're starting a business...
My girl is not allowed to drink milk ... because milk has vitamin D ...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Talented & with an undeniable ear for talent, just a real"D" himself!
Come on, just guess
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Well, I don't think it's St Swithin's Day, so,...
Try getting out this one shit head.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Always pays to be polite, you never know who you're screwing with!
Load me up
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Pastures of plenty!!! (Still love this classic!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMHRayIRMvE
In more ways than one
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
& some are more like herpes, their love is contagious!
Who the hell knew?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMVqIEsTxh4
Oooooo burn!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
So is something else...
What a little slap in the butt will do
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Of course, that's about all they can do for each other. Anatomically correct they're not!
So much to choose from and yet...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
I didn't "have" to be. Just seems like a good idea so much of the time with so many of the people!
Skeptics, huh?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Ah, skeptical about skepticism!
They don't all wear capes
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Could use a little 'manscaping'!!!
Very accurate.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Puritanism & hypocrisy are alive & well & living in the USA!
Jesus saves!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
The 'original' "jesus saves" joke... Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?" God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
The irony hurts.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
The absolute cluelessness & tone-deafness is amazing!
The correct way.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Would not have wanted to have been your roommate!
But what for?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
That's your home-video starring my wife!
Well, that's something.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Home is where the pipe is!
But not in a box.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Well, if you do so with that particular pumpkin you get a deflated plastic bag! Somehow doesn't seem as fun!
A little round in the bump.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
The old girl has curves in all the right places!
Blue Rondo ala Turk Brubeck [youtu.be]
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Dad turned me onto Brubeck. Have always been a fan!
Testing out the new website colors! After a lot of work, we are rolling out the ability to change ...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Always liked purple!
Why I Want a Republican to Replace Trump. Seriously. (Originally posted on Facebook 27 Feb 2018)...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
I understand your reasoning, disagree with your conclusions & still believe we need to lean more towards the Dems, tho they are just as corrupt. Some of the problems we've been facing transcend even the crap from this particular administration & the Republican cabal. We, now more than ever, need to get money out of politics if we the people are to have any real say in our governance!
Brushing up on my politics
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
He'll be in a medium he's familiar with!
Double standards?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Hypocrisy lives on in the spineless one! & all his cronies!
A friend asked me what my sign was yesterday. I wish I had seen this!!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
May not get a date that way, but it was likely just as well!
I want this library!!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
It's a start!!! (gotta admit, makes me a bit jealous & a bit horny!)
Ladies -- this is your big chance.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
& remember how many women either are serious penpals, or actually marry convicted serial killers in prison, so this isn't outside the realm of possibility!
Four posts from today screwed up again! & I made a point to double-check them after I posted & they ...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Even in my comment here "c o m" disappeared! That's worse than losing "th in" & "ta ll"!!! @Admin, my millions of fans depend on me! (Well, my hundred or so, anyway!!!)
God is a woman who ejaculated the whole universe into existence when she masturbated in the ...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Not my job, prove your premise! Tho I do like your scenario better than a lot of creation myths!
A boy and his dogs! (Ginger, Sundance & Icarus)
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Dang, that guy sure changed his name a lot!!! (LOL!)
Good morning fellow heretics
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Oh, btw, Good Morning, @Freespirit64!!!
How immature of her.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
I'm sure it broke her heart!
I can never get these right.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Lrt's get healthy together, Duke!!!
Legal in CA, now there are double the DUIs
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
So the state gets income from taxes & penalties!
Somebody's watching you!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
'It's' Daddy!
Yeah, I don't remember that.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
But I wish I had! She would have loved it!
...and feels all better now.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Tho, sometimes you just can't help yourself!
Too true......
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Oh, so true!!! LOL!!!
I didn't think that was low sodium...
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
I was always told it tasted salty???
Birth control has its uses.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Obviously! It produced these two shits! & their father!!!
Guys like bad girls too!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
What amazes me is the number of women who leave the damn lid up! I make sure to put the seat & lid back down, why doesn't the damn lid count???
Karate Kat!!!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Cats are born ninjas!
Cat in the Hat says:
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Excellent!
This is no lie LOL
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
& they wouldn't even text other cats unless it was to make fun of us hoo-mans!!!
Cat in the drawer.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Is that his/her drawer, or are they all his/hers?
How much time do you spend on Agnostic.com per day?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
I'm on disability, unfortunately, with a lot of time on my hands. This site, in my opinion, offers a lot, & I try to give back. I've met a few good friends here, tho still not love, or even a reasonable facsimile!!! Not, giving up, tho, & not even the reason I'm on so much, as this site is about so much more. So, to finally answer the question, far too much, but I enjoy it, & it combines with my interest on the internet in general! So, dangerous, I guess it depends. Is it hurting other parts of your life? Only you can answer that!
[theatlantic.] Getting academic about da memes.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
The end-line, "Memes are us" ("Memes R Us") could also be, as Eric often says (or, used to) "Memes R Life"!!! They are an integral part of 'Culture' (or, culture with a small 'c') now!
Welcome new member Stardust1980
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Welcome!
Meh.........
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
((((HUGS)))) (& a little grope & tickle!)
An old one but still funny
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
& a couple of hookers!
I'm such a fan!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
Bukowski was da' bomb!
Some vegan jokes
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
You're being sexist, Rudy, in that first meme, need to be more inclusive...
So that's how you know
phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:
An oldie, but a goodie!

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