".... Winter Wonderland"

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Wondering in a winter wonderland...

Why we get up

phxbillcee comments on Nov 27, 2018:

& 2 or 3 times during the night!

Welcome new members MrControversy and TheAquarius.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Welcome, both!

One year ago today (Sun.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Happy Agniversary!

And that's why her man adores her.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

& thrifty! Show your tits, get a free drink!

Wowser!! The eyes and sexy look jump out at me!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I wish she could jump out at me!

She'll just build a bigger one anyway...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

She seared Sheryl's she-shed by the seashore!

:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

This one is dank! & right on!

??????????

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Ah, gettin' lucky with a homeless girl!

1224456778

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Can tell it's not a Ginsu!

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phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Warning, warning, warning....

What would Republican Jesus do? [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDWwxNDnPoU&t=5s

So damn confusing

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Frying pan???

Melania Trump Xmas Trees- What the Hell is That?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Reminds me of...

Reviving Osama Bin Laden?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

OK, that's funny!

[agnostic.com] This member’s profile makes me suspicious.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Let's see if she gets involved, & how. Nothing at all actionable now, so just keep an eye, I guess.

Jethro Tull - Hymn 43 [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Love Tull! Anderson is a genius & their shows were incredible!

The best thing I can say is.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I'm 'glad' this got views, but disappointed so few seem to feel as sickened as I do, tho this has been going on for ages. One comment?

She's Batshit Crazy

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I own a '91 Mercury Grand Marquis, I bet I can make a royal mess of the rear of her fiberglass mini-van! It would be worth the rise in my insurance payments!

Something to brighten up your dreary day.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I know you mean well, but that doesn't make me feel any better.

Hello, Group Members! I need your input again.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Honestly, if a member is violating the policy of your group, & especially going against the very precepts, you are well within your rights as Host to block them from the group. You may want to PM them first & explain things, your option, but undermining the purpose of the group helps no one. You do not even have to block them personally, just from the group, & you can put a time limit on it if you wish. Sarahroo, a vulnerable woman who visited this group often was driven from the site by rude nasty comments. This is supposed to be a safe place, as you stated, & here, even if not in groups or forums that engender confrontation & debate, no one should be attacked when they open themselves up & need help the most. My two cents.

Giselle, my cat, brought this to my attention.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

When we had 5 indoor cats, (&no ferals in the yard) we used to let them out in the yard for short periods of time, under supervision. Only one would take off, the super-smart, independent one! She would jump the fence & run along it to the neighbors yard for 10 or 15 minutes, just to let us know that "curfews didn't apply to her. Then she'd show back up & let us 'herd' her into the house. We'd start putting a leash on her for out back, attached to a harness, & she'd just lay there as if we were torturing her. So we'd take it off, she'd behave for an outing or two, then right back to it! Never gone long (she knew where she was loved & had it well), but couldn't resist resisting us!

In the seasons spirit.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

If you let them, yup!

I need these socks. Just ask my family.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I think, in your case, they'd want those socks to be long johns!

Just because I like it.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Could do without the guy in the photo, tho...

He has a good point.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Do not want to get arrested, processed, etc. while that buzzed!

Coming out of the closet

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Santa comes but once a year & you just ruined that for him!

My sentiments summed up by Maxine.. She nailed it.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

mm, I'd eat candy, or just about anything, out of your stocking!!!

Don't sell yourself short.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Either me or my friends, & even more my friends. I personally don't give a flying fart, most folk barely register on my radar, anyhow. Screw with my peeps, tho, you've just opened a can of WTF! Sorta like @Pralina1 posted below! (Stealing that, btw!)

Something to share to piss off your asshole aquaintenences

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Megyn Kelly, we're talking to you!

I suppose it's a matter of perspective.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

As a bonus fact, bees suck at these reproductive organs for "nectar" & then return to their hive & vomit it up to make honey! So, I brought a jar of bee vomit for you, too!

Black Monday?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Well, let's work together, for I have a ton of obscene words!

I hate when that hapens.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I love that there's a spelling error in "a 'miner' spelling error"!

If only it would work.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Oh, **it** would work, you, on the other hand, wouldn't!

Maybe this would work for me.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Anything that gets you a boyfriend, Tom!

Hmm...let me see.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Be honest, you'll just piss on the floor like you always do!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Kattywampus69...you sleepy head???❤?? [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Happy B-Day!!!

40 cal to the temple. But it was a "joke".

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Well, robbed twice when I worked liquor stores when I was going to college. Twice when I worked carnivals. A few times during my "substance trade" days. Mostly knives & other things as a teen in Philadelphia, guns weren't considered "sporting" at the time. Pointing a gun at someone as a "joke" is not funny. Too often it ends up being those "famous last words".

Trump doesn't believe in climate change, unless it affects him. [politico.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

What a fuggin' hypocrite...but, this is no surprise. For tRump it is his business & money over all. It's not "America First", really, it's tRump, Inc. first!

Cause I don't try to convert

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

It's a few days old, so, ok, but this is not worth posting twice in a row! JS

Wrong word.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Cosby's ancestor???

Getting a head start

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

St. Patty's Day, any day that ends with day (& starts with a drink!).

Damn inconvenient

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

The timing is uncanny!

Lot's of trouble

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Boy oh boy, do I wanna get in trouble!

Stare at this a moment. What's your diagnosis?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I seem to be able to start & stop it.

Two of my three Mourning Gekkos.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I love geckos. Many of them here in the Southwest.

@RavenCT My demonic powers at work... [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Give that kitten a week or two, then you'll see demonic powers! My Mimi is non-stop mayhem atm!

My adult Christmas wish!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

This is actually getting close to the truth! &, it seems it can now apply to Ivanka!

Don't ruin everygoddamnthing!!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Wow! "Harsh Truth in Advertising"!

The best deal

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I just want to use sex to get sex!

One hell of a party

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

If your party has a 'possum, ('cept for one we all know & love), don't invite me!

Wifeys game

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Perfect definition of marriage!

Ohhh no?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Looks like Tommy Chong!

Amazing how that works

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Start by asking that turd. Hell, god told him to invade Iraq!

People just don't know

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I wonder how long it would take most people to ever notice this?

Reusing this because it's a fantasy

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

She ought to say, "Ok, drop those pants." After he does she should take a swab, run it over him, ram it up his urethra & then shove it in his mouth. Then ask him, "What do you think?"

Still like this one

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

He looks almost natural!

Bad marketing?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Even making it "ASST'D" or "ASSTD" would have helped. Just two extra letters & that tray would be empty!

Best selfie ever?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

An absolute cutie!

The TRUTH about climate change!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Oh, love it!

Welcome new members Greenan and Thebandman.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Welcome, both!

From someone that has been cleaning house between posts

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Every day, it seems.

@Admin Thanks agnostic.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

You need to post a photo of you wearing it. Tradition!

I am sure the originator of this was not intending for this to be funny, but I laughed.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

We need jebus up on the cross saying, "...& I want a claw hammer, & a step-ladder, & bandages, & a nice cave I can hide out in for a few days...".

I could live like that.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I thought you **did** live like that?!?

What would be your caption for this?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

" 'This is you now.' Lifts mirror, 'This is you when you grow up!' "

Antiques Roadshow specials!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Seems awfully high for that "Cumming Lizard"!

Who has ever seen 'The Wedding Planner'?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

"A Boy & His Dog", & for you ladies, it has a young Don Johnson as lead! (This is at least partly tongue in cheek!)

Anyone have perfect dog names? (Had a dog named Rowdy that was very fitting)

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I have a new kitten named Mimi, that I'm thinking of changing to Demon-Bitch-From-Hell.

My 10 year old boy kitty Duffy was murdered by a car.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Unfortunately, females can, too!

Hello, I am new to this group but I have to admit - I do love reading your posts.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Welcome!

What did you say?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Well, that & finding employment!

Looking forward to it!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I'll settle for being comatose after a wild weekend!

I have a serious reading problem.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I resemble that remark!

Morning Woody.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-DTprPXwMM

Three pet memes

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

That last one is especially appropriate with the new "demon" in the house!

Being a meme post hog

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Now, that's funny!

Need that check now

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

If your Mom's not available, just ask @KKGator. She needs the practice!

Why you keep going those places?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

"Doc, my arm hurts when I do this." "Then stop doing that!"

This is probably a repeat. What the hell is wrong with me.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

If you want a detailed list that may take some time, & more space than we have here!

You don't have to ......

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Or,...

I got over it

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Only the new kitten, & just because she attacks **everything**!

I'm feeling nostalgic

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Another Golden Oldie!

Oldie but a goody

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

A young @mistymoon77!

Corny .........

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

So **that's** where that came from!

For all my buds on here.. you know who you are.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Pastures of plenty! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P2VM7rfUm4

She bounced out the door with her static cling.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

& of course, nobody has the balls or decency to tell her!

From the looks of it, you won't be either.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I think he's talking to himself (hopefully he's not talking to the cat!)

Jesus appeared on my wart. Should I be concerned?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

They tend to grow & become contagious!

Hahaha I never been that drunk

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I believe that's a medical condition...called WTF!?!

Teen trumps trump

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Brutal!

Anyone good on housework questions

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I've found the skulls of xtians are so thick they weather the dishwasher just fine, top or bottom rack!

Did you ever use one of these?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

& that's not a particularly old one as the cigarettes are going for $6 a pack.

Spot em a mile away

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Or the answer to EVERY ARGUMENT!!! LOL!

Still listening

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

& wouldn't the same reasoning apply to Obama & any other president? & also, any "leader" that comes along, no matter how tyrannical? Yeah, I'll go with the "one stone", thanks!

My oh my oh my

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

We only put up a few wreaths & not much else, & even that stuff is waiting for awhile!

I guess Jesus wanted a smoke?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Jebus was cremated???

Well...this is different If I could get it to load ? Is there a size limit?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

LOL, don't ask me!!! No, not usually, tho not every format is downloadable. GIF's won't, for instance.

Black (Lab) Friday.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

If that's a Lab, I'm a poodle! (Voulez-vous choucher avec moi?)

After all the helpful hints we got over the holidays, a delayed comeback is provided.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Gee, Glenn, tho I suspected, I never knew. I hope you two have a great life!