Pie is your friend.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Love "Obvious Plant"!!! Love especially 2, 5, 6 & 7!

Here's a shameless plug for my new group &HotHunks.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

You'll need a whole sub-group just for "Florida Man"!

Fox News Gets ‘Late Show’ Silent Treatment Over Ivanka Trump’s Emails [huffingtonpost.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Hypocrisy much???

What's the craziest pseudoscience you've heard about women's health?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I actually posted this in my "Science..." group before you posted it here! You ought to post more of your videos here! https://agnostic.com/group/ScienceHealthHistoryBits/post/227068/debunking-vagina-woo-with-dr-jennifer-gunter-holy-koolaid-https-www-youtube-com-watch-v-u7b1

I would say my sense of humor is gonna send me straight to hell, but I don't believe in that place ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Why are you crying, is she smacking you back?

I leik pie

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Need better headlines,...practice, practice, practice!

I pooped in my pants

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Over ham?!? LOL!

Help I'm drowning

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

& he will stay very horny.

Anyone else have a weird sense of humor? ?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Just about everybody in this group!

There's some truth there.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I'd love to change that ratio!

If someone had only told me sooner.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

A multi-purpose slot, just like...

Or maybe not.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Dunning-Kruger explained!!!

Preview post for the Senate group.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I wish you (& us) all the luck. I have so few FB followers & don't participate in twitter or run a podcast or website. I have "advertised on my FB page a few times, & will again, & have mentioned the site in comments on atheist YT sites (which I'll try to do more often).

since most stellar systems are binaries, astronomers have searched for our suns twin and may have ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Lot of "ifs" for sure, but further investigation can only broaden our knowledge, no matter what direction the discoveries take us.

Congratulations!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Figures I'd take it in a different direction...

Where do teeth come from?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

PBS does such good stuff!

Mole on Mars This is fun and educational [theoatmeal.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

This was SO well done! The perfect blend of humor & instruction. Thanks for sharing, @Aivery!

Post your favorite nativity scene meme.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Here's one the dogs would love!

One of my favorites. (Plus I loved the muppets)

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Was that yours? Sorry, I thought it was mine!

What a mystery

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Because many in this country are at least part moron themselves? Or, at least easily swayed.

FB Friends

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

What can one expect of Normies!

This doesn't count as porn does it?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

If it does for you, may I recommend PornHub or YouPorn. (& we'll never speak of this, again)

Ahhh Trumpy is feeling ignored

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Hey, he always has Kim Jong Un as a back-up crush!

A Snoop Dawg Thanks be givan

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Fer schnizzle!

Not feeling very bright today?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I've posted this before, but, hell, it's funny & pertinent... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnVHnfw_OH8

I do wonder.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Gotta be a hell of a story behind this one!

Not obvious at all!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Funny how it even has to be, or can be, copyrighted, as the story/character is at the least from the early 18th century. (Not in the original "Arabian Nights)

That's very sad.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

That is almost a 'sacrilege', Like trading my younger sisters for a night with three hookers. I still sometimes miss them,...& wonder where my sisters are, too.

I don't think they realized how that could be read.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I coulda told 'em that!

Jesus? Teenage girls? What's the difference, really?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

& you'll keep losing more as we improve mental health care!

Clever graffiti.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Glad it had the graph on the bottom, otherwise I would never have gotten that!

That'll help.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Shoulda buttoned it up to here...

I received a Facebook friend request from this cutie this morning. What do you think?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Don't friend her, find her! LOL!

If there were angels this one would be mine

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Your ex???

People don't give a fuck

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Funny & tragic at the same time.

Are you up for a ride?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Yeah, let go of that contraption, first!

I love women in uniform!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Even, or especially, when it's painted on!

Got to love online dating sites

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Message from the grave, & still pissed over lack of "bob"!!!

This Explains So Much

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

One does sometimes wonder!

Killjoys!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Ain't that just like them!

turkey tits

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I have a feeling, as with implants, that these were "planted" there!

Some may consider this post sexist but here in Australia the noun sung about is used equally to ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Perfect tune for it, too!

My level 8 T-shirt and pen arrived!!! YEAH, Thank you Site Support.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Alright, Congrats & you rock that shirt!

And lo he descended hitherunto thusly, as Kitmas Kitty decreed we cover all our new possessions in ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I never had any doubt...

Cats weren't domesticated by mankind, they domesticated themselves in their own sweet time in ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Yep, & also...

We may have a new one! [agnostic.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I think he's been called out before.

If you're at my house and tell me it's too cold, I'll tell you to grow up and gain a few pounds.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I'm skinny, sorta, except for my pot, but I remember Jimmy Carter & his sweater. & the Boy Scouts...Be Prepared!

How I met my ex-wife.....

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

& she's got a place to live!!!

The right tool for the job.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Oh, good one! You've been gone too long, bro!

It's a mystery

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EQ_kWbLMD4

Never forget.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I so wish this was true!

I rest my case

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

That's about the level of argument!

Fine then.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Dang, I would have waited because I wouldn't want him as the last person I talked to!

Before anyone has a heart attack, no animals were harmed in making this meme

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Kind of amusing when there's more outrage over a cat than a dead hooker!!! LOL! Or, Bar-B-Qued baby!!!

They're in the walls!!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

We're infested with fucks!

This is probably one you've seen before but it's still damn funny.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Of course I've seen it before...I posted it!!! LOL! Hey, it's cool, there are so many posts in this group that doubles (or more!) are inevitable, & at least you picked a funny one!

Ha ha ha ha ha

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Time for Gramps to go to the home...

Take a bite Out of Crime.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

As per my suggestion about the "new" name for the group... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l5tpY6SXMc

Gotta remember this one.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Oh, that is now a classic!

Don't say it...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Said no woman ever!

Smart dog!!!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Before the ferals got established in our backyard (when we had more indoor cats) we used to let them out in the yard for a spell. A few you had to sort of shoo in, as we didn't follow their particular schedule for that moment, but one used to jump on the block fence & scurry to the neighbor's yard. Now, she only did this fr like 10 minutes, she knew where her meal-ticket was, she just wanted to show that "You can't tell me what to do!"

Who can tell me what this is?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Naked mole-rat?

Seems a member this group here blocked me so I can't view her post.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Why quit a whole group over one member?

Welcome new members BennersBob, Grobertzone, and Thirstymoon.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

&, to quote @Marionville, welcome, welcome & welcome!

Uh oh! ? .....

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

LMAO!

I'm good at... cath!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Math & cats, good one!

This Cat ain't no Dog! [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Cats often do not take well to being laughed at!

This is a cat...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I think disdain is probably a closer fit!

Edit - posted to the wrong place! lol Reposted.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

He blocked me, too, & I have no idea why. We have different viewpoints, but I never attacked him in any way. Ah, well, one of those great mysteries of life, I guess!

Any ideas of capping your daily posts?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I post a shitload, very seldom doubled. I Host 2 Groups, Mod & belong to a bunch more & have lots of interests, so post multiple places. A number of folk seem to like what I post, sometimes different folk in different Groups/Categories. Unless I did just post stuff that didn't fit, or posted the same thing in many different places, why should I be limited? If someone doesn't like my stuff they are free to pass on by, but I almost always get at least some positive reaction (& sometimes, if controversial, negative). I almost live here, & I am active as hell, but I feel as if I contribute & don't feel as if I should be "capped"!

Got to hide it somewhere.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

& if it was my party & I caught you (which doesn't appear to be hard) you'd be carrying that TV someplace else!

Interesting theory...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Really depends on the place & the boss, but as a general rule, this isn't far off. Tho I'd up those percentages, but that's just me.

Seems about right.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Until it's time to be fed, then, if you don't get your literal dead ass up to feed it, it's fingers first!

Dumb ass roomba.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Tom, you're slipping. thegreatshadow posted this just a little while ago!

How will I explain this to my wife?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

The wife was expecting Bar-B-Que for Thanksgiving!

You could always count on Satan.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Satan seems to deliver more than god does!

Not going to help

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Now I'd try to take him with me!

Didn't expect that

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

May as well get out in front with your weirdness from the start!

Think he did

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Well, he did say he felt...Grrrr-eat!

Yooooo mama

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Love "Yo Momma" jokes! This is an oldie but a goodie!

Would have thought it would

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I guess a man has to have dreams!

Such a smuck

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Great collection, Rudy!

Wouldn't make sense

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

"Flash in the Pan"???

Shore enough

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

If you stretched it the other way would you get tRump???

That explains it

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Applies to so many! & I'm so grateful I can laugh at them!!!

Well? What is going on?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Got it beat with this limo!

Probably true.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Would make a great planchet, real "automatic" writing!

How to find yesterday's lunch.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I oughta braid my ponytail with them!

Ipee4114 sent me a message.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

What is so funny about his profile is that he lists about every attribute, even ones that cancel each other out! He is so much of everything that he is nothing!

Can’t stand sjws. Don’t like it?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Though some "SJW"s have gone to a PC extreme, the term has been corrupted by the right, & you've fallen for it! Many actually are real "warriors" fighting for civil/sexual/political rights, & have my support. I hope you get the dating you seem to want & deserve, either no one, or a right-wing bigot that may as well be a theist. Best of luck!

Welcome new members cjbee and TimothyJ.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Welcome & welcome!

Spirit - I've got a Line on You [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Loved this band! Twelve Dreams especially was amazing!

Thrift store table/shelf thingy that had been painted gross, boring, plain white.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Cosmic!

Make America Rake Again

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Can't even get the name of the town right! What a maroon! What a "stable genius"!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SORz8mjULsg

Sound advice

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Or letting it burn down too far! That's what roach clips are for (tho I don't need them, I got real good at handling them things!)

Great ideas for the holidays

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Yeah, that's as bound to happen as Santa really dropping presents off on xmas eve or Hey-Zeus making an appearance! Utility companies aren't known for their "giving" spirit!

Ya! It's not snowing!!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Haven't even gotten the leaves, yet.

Gift ideas..

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Ho, ho, ho...ho, ho, ho (& he does it all in one night!)

Remember this "Live" TV series from the 50s?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

This was a great source for quality acting & scripts! "Requiem..." was/is a classic.

persiflage -- light and slightly contemptuous mockery or banter “Ziegenhalss, at any rate, ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I adored that book at one time! Was my favorite Hesse.