Welcome new members Amzungu2 and Kay.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Welcome! Welcome!

The Murder Button

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

@RavenCT, did you get the ones I left in "Memes R Us" for you?

You need to choose wisely

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

LMFAO!

She's ready for battle

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Love what she did with the rolling-pin! (BTW, my Mom used to be like this!!!)

Bean burrito.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

That would put me right off my feed!

Wonder how she got that award?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Hold on, let me check...

Look out, he's goen blow!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I didn't know that shape was anatomically possible!!!

Look out, he might enjoy it.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

You should do your own dirty work!

thought I would add a few to @phxbillcee and his intermissions, little biscuits & porn

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I only see the biscuits, thank Zeus!

I want to see who is giving them at that price

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I will not ask the obvious...

Who knew this?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Not by most definitions, but when you find that special someone...

Except... I'll be working all weekend..?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Since when did that ever slow you down?

For all you fuckers

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Good morning, ya' big fuck!

Betcha can't see what's wrong with this photo.... LOL

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

There's a loose tile on the roof!

Puppy love. [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

LMAO!

More than anything, I don’t want to hurt anyone.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

If you have reached your total limit you may not be able to do this, but,...can you help at times, to help in a transition as someone else takes on your duties? I don't know what your area has in the way of help for folks in your friends situation, but you can't kill yourself & help someone else at the same time. We are only human & have limits, & this wasn't your job, it was you giving of yourself. Sometimes the well runs dry. You are not a failure, you have merely reached a limit, & you are human. If you have to quit totally, then so be it, but even then, realize that you have limits, as we all do. If you can help him get other help & be there as you are able, great, but you can only do what you can only do.

I could have taken this photo - more than once. Just Sayin'.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Haven't watched the Olympic floor exercises have ya'!

Hahaha ???

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

& the ugly still shines through!

I don’t play those games anymore...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Yep, opted out, took our ball & went home, no overtime,...

Guess who came back with an alt account?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I knew she'd be back, I actually predicted it in the earlier Senate thread if you'll recall, I just thought she'd come back a little later under her original name. So much for 100% prophecy! LOL! As long as she keeps my name out of her mouth, so to speak, I don't care unless she acts up again. Another prediction,...she will. She really needs serious help & part of the issue is that she doesn't see it. I believe she left initially on her own, & wasn't "booted", so we'll just have to see if she has calmed at all. I doubt it as too little time has passed so all her "wounds" are still fresh to her. She will show off her stigmata to any that will look, & another martyr is born (created).

Is she for real? [agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

For some the '60's never ended!

Pick one...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

21!

Fuck the prudes.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Masculine face, but well-formed breast!

Damn straight! Lol JK!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

You're doing fine so far!

Its kinda cheesey but it fits the season!😳

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Thank you for noticing!

Sometimes it takes a while.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Well, with no tongue it may take quite awhile!

Clever....

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Would actually have to be on opposite teams, but still funny!

Would that even hurt?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

He threw a copy of the Bill of Rights...way too heavy for many cops!

Should be one for religion

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Idiocracy: Where this country seems to be heading!

This makes more sense

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

So, instead of a cross we should be wearing...

I love the t shirt :-)

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

So, how is this different from the real thing?

And they came two by two

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnVHnfw_OH8

use the exploits!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Are you really sure you want that color green?

This could be us.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Stockholm syndrome???

What important historical figures likely never existed?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Moses.

Incoming! Ahh!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Stay warm & safe, y'all!

Richard Ojeda Slams Border 'Stunt,' Plots 2020 Bid | Morning Joe | MSNBC [youtube.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

He's straightforward & honest. I like that!

I hate thanksgiving! Honey? Order Chinese food... Please... ?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

You're doing just fine, dear, just fine!

ANGLOPHILE /ˈaNGɡləˌfīl/ A person who loves or admires the country, culture or people of ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I'm Irish, so not so much...

G'morning elders! Anyone else find it a bit frustrating that we can't type up our PMs in a 'normal' ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Use each "enter" as you would a paragraph. Yeah, it breaks it up into separate "bubbles", but it would work.

Misunderstanding

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

That is funny!

Someone press it

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Somebody did...& look where that got us!

Damn Justin

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

LMFAO!

7 fucks for you.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Fuckin' A!

Bet you didn't figure this...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

From you??? I expect nothing less! (I expect nothing more, either, but surely nothing less!)

Tacos are good too

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

It's a damn good start!

That's not yours

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Almost always in drug situations!

Taking it easy

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Yeah, but too often it's a dry rape with no warning with a splintery 4X8!

Intermittent...lil change up Bill.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

& did you want me to pick up anything on the way, dear? Wine, weed,...lube?

Move over Batman....

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

SuperRodent! That's nuts!!!

Her mom and dad must be so proud...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Experience only counts for so much, then comes "over-exposure"...I'll pass on being #371, thanks!

Crazy, but that's how it goes..........

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Rust in the wind, this poor train will rust in the wind...

Best boobs ever...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Well, to make a valid judgment I would need to see how they stand up, their firmness, nipple & areola appearance, taste & texture...& then we'd get serious!!!

Let's all discuss the name of the group.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Maybe... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l5tpY6SXMc

Trying to reach Level 8.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

@DoDapper, best of luck & keep pluggin'!

Remember that TV commercial from the early - mid 60's - for a cigarette "I'd rather fight than ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Yeah, & boy, did they taste like...crap!

A member reminded me of this tonight and I thought I'd post it again for anyone new.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

If only it worked on the kitty!

The purr of a happy kitty is the most comforting, soothing sound.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Unfortunately, the purr of my kitten usually leads to finger nibbling, then chewing, then often kitty "hugs" with the attendant kitty claws. Makes it tough to drop off to sleep!

Good exercise

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I can just rotate the screen on my PC...so there! LOL!

Run for your money

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I think the average is about $3k now. Now let's talk hospitalization!!!

Share this to confuse your fundie friends and see who's paying attention.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

When it started off I was thinking, well, I don't bother with this woo either, then it got funny! Great post!

So very wrong

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

I will admit it when it happens.

Normal is sooo boring

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Why, thanks, Rudy. That means a lot! LOL!

The 4 Most Annoying Scientific Inaccuracies in Cinema [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

& many of these are easily avoided, but the explosions in space ala Star Wars & other space 'adventures' will almost probably keep in the sound effects just because it adds to the excitement.

NEW : Massive Crater Discovered Under Greenland Ice. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Good post! Great info! Thanks!

Hi everyone... My name is goldie... Can I play?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

With anything you'd like!

Je t’aime [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

She was a real beauty, the song, however reminds me of '70's porn soundtracks (not that there's anything wrong with that!!! LOL!)

Indupitably: meaning something that cannot be objected to as it is totally correct.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Sorry, but did you mean... indubitably 1 adv in a manner or to a degree that could not be doubted “it was immediately and indubitably apparent that I had interrupted a scene of lovers” Synonyms: beyond a doubt, beyond a shadow of a doubt, beyond doubt With a 'b' rather than a 'p'?

I'll start. My family is coming. GO!!!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

North Korea has launched!

The Earth has more than one moon! Check it out! [bigthink.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Well, dust & pebbles in the LaGrange points may be a stretch to really define as "moons". I have no doubt that just about every planet may have this (we know Jupiter does in its Trojan points). Maybe not Mercury, not sure what effect proximity to the Sun would have.

Phillip Is Absolutely Baffled by the Men Who Believe the Earth Is Flat | This Morning.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

That last FEer was correct, there is no excuse, anymore!!!

Say what???

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Not even gonna try...

Brilliant people.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

That's Thom, spelled with a "th"...Toth! Or, Bill, spelled with one "L",...Lill!

50 ways to wake your owner... "Stick your feet in her rear - dear..."

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Love it!

Thank you, Stan Lee.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

RIP, Stan! You were one of a kind! You helped make the world a more enjoyable place!

That'll work.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Please, do not be involved in the military's camouflage efforts!

Poor kid's gotta have something.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Kid's going for that like a pro! I'm guessing not the first time!

Good advice.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Tom, are times that hard???

It doesn't say what to massage with it.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Feelers choice!

Doesn’t the site require one to be older than 18.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Also seems weird, she's supposedly from the Hopi Reservation in an area of AZ, but is an Ex-Muslim??? Not impossible, I guess, but seems rather far-fetched.

Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, oh my! While we've always had these categories (plus straight, pansexual ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Since I am, I guess, considered a Cis (whatever that actually means) it won't change things for old, straight me. It is good for many others tho & is a very good thing. Good work!

Look it made me laugh

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Well, not all of them!

Something like that

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

It's a way to separate the wheat from the chaff!

Happy Humpday!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Hmmm, what is that yoga position in the last photo called???

Meals on wheels...literally

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Better hope there's a downhill slope damn soon!

Evil taxes!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Or building the roads, for that matter!

If this is a repeat, sorry. If this is a repeat, sorry

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Funny how often that awkward silence comes about!

Sword-pen fish.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Excellent!

On being prepared

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

& your odds are just as good for either!

What some people want

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

& some fools actually think this is a good idea!!! Idjits!

I need to join

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

That would be a PETA I support!

Intermission

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Now you're getting into the spirit!

Sorry Mom....

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

& this is how you survive 'til the end of the month!

Is this how you survive at the end of the month Bill?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

When I run out of babies, yeah!

Slowly getting there

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Probably won't be long. They're going up everywhere else!

And.... time to run

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Surgery must have gone real well! He seemed happy enough, until she told him!

Wrong house?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Serves the POS right! Too bad there won't be lasting scars to remind him, but, maybe he'll pick up a few in prison!

Must have interest bearing account

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Because they can do it, that's why.

Now it comes to light

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Also, being blood soaked it probably shrank & hardened. Believe me, never use leather gloves for bloody murder! Latex is the way to go!

So that's why! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

I know why I like most all girls, & it's more about the taco!