Ho-hum. Same shit. Different day. Lol

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

The laundry gets done so much more often than I do!

Party at Charlie Brown's after trick or treating

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

So he goes to that same house &...

I want to go to there!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

"Pastures of Plenty!"

Curt needs a different font.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

You sure his name is Curt?

Well, that's different.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

'Not that there's anything wrong with that.'

The Violence of Nature!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Remember, birds are dinos! Don't take them lightly!

Truly Spoooooky

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I can so see this smeared on the windows & doors of the house that gave this out!

Ha! I remembered!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

So, went in there to masturbate, shit or both! (Sure wasn't to shower!)

They say money can't buy happiness, but...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

That it does, that it does. Now, if I could just find a woman who will support me in the manner I wish to become accustomed to!

Doing his part.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Such a philanthropist!

Somebody parked their drunk girl.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Better watch it! Somebody may "ride" off with her!

Nice shirt!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

That is great!

Don't let kids get spoiled

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Even if you smoke them, seal them up tight! (eye, ufo)

This goes with @mistymoon77 post

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

He knows what he likes!

Happy Birthday Possulope! @OpposingOpposum

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhdOPhTHeoE

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Of 'Veep,' 'Seinfeld' Fame, Receives Mark Twain Prize : NPR

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

She is a great talent & the award was well deserved!

Dressed up like my cat for Halloween

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Daddy?!?

Susan Sarandon...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Always loved her!

Closing argument for voting for Democrats:

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Only in the minds of the GOP.

One of my fave reality memes. Fuckin bullies they are.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Never happen. Like the GOP, they are the victims, poor babies.

And a mortgage payment

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Reminds me of this one! I may still post it later!

Special sauce

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Love this one! & if you sneak 'em in their bags real quick they never know what house to come back & egg!

Drink your coffee already

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I actually find my nuts growing as I age. Make of that what you will!

And that's how the cookies crumble

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

He's a sloppy eater!

Anyone know where this is? Asking for a friend..

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Gotta "Git 'er done" before the car behind you starts honking! No problem for you, Ron!

Still looking

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Hard to train those cows, eh?

At our age milfs are overrated

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Like @TheGreatShadow said, for a lot of us it's G-MILF's, which is fine, the kids are grown & gone!

Elvira's 59 Thunderbird, sweet ride!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Sweet!

Din din in a tin tin

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Upchuck in the loo, Sue!

Interesting DIY project

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I swear, I didn't rat you out!

Wow. It's the bomb

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Gotta have a gold interior, tho!

If only......

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

"What is your return policy?" "Please don't!"

And that includes my sanity and dignity

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

You lost those first! Good thing you still have your looks!

Can't wait until my retirement

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

You're having a good rehearsal so far, Rudy!

Here's Johnny!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

That'll get that door open!

Meanwhile

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Go ahead, honk the horn. I dare ya'!

Stupid Farmers...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Pick a damn Time & stick with it. This back & forth is archaic & stupid!

Meme a lee

phxbillcee comments on Oct 31, 2018:

& the handicapped one...Lame Lee, as befits this post! LOL!

TheStruggle....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Every...fuckin'...time!

I don't think that's what you meant, but okay.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Well, if she just had a manicure her handjob would look good!!!

Can't get autism if you die from polio.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Ah, a Vaxx Venn! Good one!

AthiestCats

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Thanks to @kmdskit3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgRM-FQjC34

"Look what I can do!"... (Proceeds to be mauled to death by a monster)

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

One of the many weird bits from MADTV!

Thinking about starting a group called "Omaha Stylee".

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Does this pizza parlor have a basement???

Get them granny panties off

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Number one bestseller on Arkansas.com!

Busting her cherry soap dish

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Wrong on so many levels!!! LOL!

Annabelle where are you

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Maybe tRump's next wife?

Zombie tester

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Well, it was gonna be either TX or FL!

Change in expectations

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

& that's where this group comes in!

Mueller Wants the FBI to Look at a Scheme to Discredit Him [theatlantic.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

How low can they go?

Pence pisses people off by inviting a Christian rabbi to a campaign rally. SMFH [nbcnews.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

So damn tone-deaf!

I'll have to check this album out!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I guess he overstayed his welcome!

Never make assumptions.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Perspective...

There's going to be a hot time in the old town tonight

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Reminds me of...

But I love her, man!!!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Four words weren't needed in this! LOL!

This is a test.. only a test. ..

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Damn! Heart disease!!!

Pray with me

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Don Novello was great! Just loved his Father Guido Sarducci bits!

Einstein's brother.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

No, his brother Frank made a monster!

Ouch!! Not so rough!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

& tRump just loves assholes like this! & his only religion is the worship of himself!

Can't win....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

C'mon, Satan has some standards!

Teacher comparison

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Oh, I had a couple of cuties in JHS & HS, fresh out of college & eager! 'Nuff said! (Naw, nuthin' happened, tho in the hope of I did pay more attention in class!)

She forgot to remove her panties

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Yep, there's a good reason for that...

No need to yell ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

The thrill is definitely gone! Not even sharing, that's a bad sign.

I'm still laughing at this ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

If Bruce Wayne had been brought up in Iowa, rather than Gotham City!

Need some SERIOUS thoughts.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Just had to pick the second one! You really left me no choice!

The dangers of ambien.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Needed to be said.

Real-life tomb raiders: Egypt's $US3 billion smuggling problem Posted Sat 20 Oct 2018 at 6:00pm, ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Good article! Stealing for my "Science..." group!

Gab.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

We just remain vigilant, as we do now for scammers & trolls. We have rules & smart people here, if this did happen, tho I don't really think it will.

I am interested to know how many of you experience what I do.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I've had similar experiences, much exacerbated when I was doing a lot of pain meds. If my insomnia gets bad even now the line gets blurred, but a lot of opiates created that effect all the time!

All in the name of...science?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Of course this post demands... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZa26_esLBE

Last pun of the day....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Always loved this one!

Shrinkage.....!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

"Baby it's cold outside..." & this is a relatively recent re-post. But, it's ok, boss.

I stole this from the normies .... Probably a repost.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Well, you posted it twice. They must be rubbing off on you! So, anyway, it's a repost now!

...and vote !

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

That's why Thanksgivings are so much fun!

Livid indeed....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Why give it away up top. Make the marks work for it!

Educate yourself....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

& your parent's guns!

The path of the righteous man....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

He's good!

...or Downtown DC.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Or Pittsburgh. Or...

This one is for the ladies.....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

LMAO!

....I ain't got no alibi.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Aw, I'd never say that. You're just not...attractive. Or personable. Or hygienic. Or stylish. Or...

Also I am rubber and you are glue...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Even tho I bet in RL they'd never have the stones to say the same things!

I am starting a cult....apply in the comments.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

If anybody knows, it's that POS!

I just saw this on Pinterest and it’s too funny not to share.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

That's cool!

A natural beauty!!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Someone to keep one warm at night! In a number of ways!

Perfect Halloween kitty

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Love that 'stache!

Yoooooo mamaaaaa!!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

A "Yo' Joke" joke wrapped inside of a "Yo' Momma" joke!

Of course this was from Facebook so no need to share LOL. But anyone remember this?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Still does at my grocery store, & it's a big chain Fry's, a part of the Kroger family!

Finding myself biting my tongue to keep the peace and keep my job.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

At least the masks are coming off, apropos of the season! You now know who to avoid in the future, as much as you're able to, anyway.

Just remember - that's the male of the species roflmao...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

He's still a beauty!

Another please

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Did you post this in "Feline Fanatics"?

This is the hardest thing I have ever written.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Best of luck!

This explains so much about cats.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

So true!

Poor mummy

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Hilarious!

Hmmmm interesting

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Love it! Religion & science pun all in one!

The God discovered "Being catted" and he saw it was good. Snicker!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Cats have a reason for this attitude...

Does this really work?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Huh? Did you say something? (Poor Christina has had a double-mastectomy. & Kaley has had hers enlarged.)

Enjoy! His parodies are usually spot on. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Randy is a bit strange , but funny as hell &, as you said, spot on! I post him in my group https://agnostic.com/group/BestofLateNightNews often! ("Shameless Plug(tm))

Help me find my dog

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Serious uni-brow!!!

Well, she wasn't totally incorrect.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Words to live by

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

When Mongo get frustrated... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNJla8WvoY Sorry for the shitty picture.