So, 45 is skipping the Correspondents' Dinner AGAIN.

steve148 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Your giving scumbags a bad name

Today I Got to Use My Medical Cannabis Card!

steve148 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Hows the quality?

QUOTO OF THE DAY! 'The President is a Few Bulbs short of a Chandelier,' Esquire

steve148 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

It's more like a blackout

Even though I enjoy making fun of Dante Cheeto, I have been concerned about the long term effect ...

steve148 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

There is nothing we can do about the orange dictator until election time. Don't forget to vote or forever hold your peace.

Plus he looks better in his golf pants...

steve148 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

lol

Donald Trump Anti-Semetic?

steve148 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I doubt if he is smart enough to know the meaning of what he said.

The next time someone asks you, "What's your sign?

steve148 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I always answer, slippery when wet

My dream, look closely

steve148 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I dream larger, I want to see Pence next to the orange one

I found this this morning and ROTFL: ://youtu.be/xc3v_X-Yl2c

steve148 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Very good

Trump is going to be washed away by the sea of pee. I say it's about time!

steve148 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

As seen in his natural habitat

If intelligent life from another galaxy came to the U.

steve148 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

They would think That they found a long lost cousin that mutated to orange and stupid

Should Religion Be Taught in Schools?

steve148 comments on Apr 21, 2018:

right along side of witchcraft and vodoo

Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke.

steve148 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Yo Mama is so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her

Golden ShowerGate is coming soon to media near us all❣??

steve148 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Do you think it will be nominated for an Oscar?

Not sure joining this group is healthy for me or not.

steve148 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Your being to kind to him. I call him numb nuts

It Snowed Again This AM -WTF!

steve148 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

It's been cold here, It's ben in the high 50s

Where's my congratulations????

steve148 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

He'll get congratulations when he's behind bars

The BibleTells Us

steve148 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

lol sounds like insest to me

The Pope Visits Africa

steve148 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

It does so much harm. More dangerous then heroin and I believed has caused millions of more deaths

A guy was on vacation in the north woods, and got bored one night.

steve148 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

lol

Paul Ryan Tells Trumpty Dumpty

steve148 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

lol good one!

Who is Telling the Truth?

steve148 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

This does not require an answer

A divorce hearing.

steve148 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

good one

Trump wife is an Economic Refugee or is it she just another Foreigner seeking political Asylum??

steve148 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Nice to see a free spirit

Announcing "Guillotines-To-Go".

steve148 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

But wait! act now and get a 2nd one free. just pay a separate fee

Yup, that about sums it up!

steve148 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

It's not possible to out stupid Trump

The truth hurts those who are too moronic to realize they are being fleeced and taken to slaughter ...

steve148 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Extra, Extra Trump tells truth for the first time. Read all about it.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives

steve148 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I think it's important to know a chickens motives. If we didn't, We might not get soup

Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their faces.

steve148 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

The3 same is true for the orange one

I'm seriously thinking about going on the DASH diet . Anybody have any advice ?

steve148 comments on Apr 10, 2018:

You can dash diet. I'll go wash up.

"Crooked Hilary" I will never not love that look on her face!!!!

steve148 comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Yea!

Today I found my first grey pubic hair.

steve148 comments on Apr 10, 2018:

lol

Who's been the best President of the United States in your lifetime?

steve148 comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Kennedy, clinton Obama

Who's been the best President of the United States in your lifetime?

steve148 comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Kennedy, clinton Obama

Hans and Ida have been married for forty years, so Fran asked Han the secret to a long marriage.

steve148 comments on Apr 9, 2018:

lol

All I ask is for the opportunity to prove that money can't make me happy.

steve148 comments on Apr 9, 2018:

you just don't know where to shop

When I was 16, got a date with a girl.

steve148 comments on Apr 9, 2018:

lol

Challenge of the day.

steve148 comments on Apr 9, 2018:

psychotic mental case and a crook

Take home test.

steve148 comments on Apr 9, 2018:

good one

What's With This Weather?

steve148 comments on Apr 9, 2018:

It'sw been mid 80s to low 90s everyday here. For most of you suggest you keep those snow shovels handy

I commented on a woman's facebook picture today and she called me a creepy stalker.

steve148 comments on Apr 8, 2018:

lol

But, he was a step up...

steve148 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

lol

Classical Airplane Crash Story

steve148 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

good one

Would you live in a 400 sq ft home, if it meant you could live in an absolutely beautiful place?

steve148 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Yes, As long as I had a king size bed.

We have a new sandwich

steve148 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Looks like a puck sandwich

Still true today, from a year ago.

steve148 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Our idiot WH clown

Why do Jewish women only date circumcised men?

steve148 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Q: Do you know why Jewish men die before their wives? A: Because they want to.

Why do Jewish women only date circumcised men?

steve148 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

It hurts every time I think about it.

What's the best pickup line you've heard?

steve148 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Sitting in a crouded restaurant (no seats available) a beautiful girl walked by. I said to her that "you can sit here", let me make room. As I wiped my face with my hands.

Check out @HoarseWisperer’s Tweet: [twitter.com]

steve148 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Republican propaganda is alive and well.

Another father and daughter

steve148 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

not so sure about that

I just found out the word origin for the word "vegetarian".

steve148 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

lol

Here’s an oldie I remember: A man’s foot is talking to his penis, discussing who has a worse ...

steve148 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

good one

Remember Popeye the Sailor Man?

steve148 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Does anyone remember the spinage scare several years ago? Spinage was litteraly taken of american grocery shelves. I just think we all missed an opportunity to kick Popeye's butt.

Love and marriage.

steve148 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Good one!

When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child ... eventually.

steve148 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

lol

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

steve148 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Where I grew up mother was only half a word

A kisser!

steve148 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Isn't his pants on fire?

This is hilarious

steve148 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Thats great lol :-)

If you were a trip advisor for where you live, what would you highlight as the best attractions in ...

steve148 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I live in Las Vegas. It's a city of themed hotels representing many places in the world. Has so many great shows. All kinds of great restaurants, More buffets then anywere. Most of the city is opem 24/7. Not far from Hover Dam and the Grand Canyon

The mIghty joe bIden

steve148 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Now lets bury him

Q: Why did Noah's young son run away from home? A: He didn't like the way was being reared.

steve148 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Q: What can women put behind their ears that make them irresistible to men? A: Their legs

Q: Why did Noah's young son run away from home? A: He didn't like the way was being reared.

steve148 comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Not enough sheep and goats on the boat.

B.B. King [youtu.be]

steve148 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

He was great. I saw Albert king years ago. Also great. He broke a string , changed it, tuned it and never missed a beat. A true professional

Father buys six-year-old daughter pistol so she can shoot back if school is attacked

steve148 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

He talks about educating his daughter. He needs to think about educating himself

Passover.

steve148 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I enjoyed seders growing up. I got to see all my cousins. Always got a small amount of wine, And I had a chance to sreal the sacred matzor and get money. It was the fqamily gathering with good food. It was a happy tradition. It's been about a 100 yrs since the last one I attended.

Penn Jillette on Donald Trump, “However bad you think he is, he’s worse”.

steve148 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Loved it Love Penn, But his show is bad. I saw him at the Rio live.

Here is a photo essay I created of Coney Island in winter: [theartistworks.wordpress.com]

steve148 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I grew up in Brooklyn and spent most of my teenage life in coney island. As a teenager I've been on all three roller coasters. the thunderbolt was the first. Most of my time was spent at the handball courts on surf av. In the background of many of your photos are what I believe were Trumps first major project. The name of that project is Trump Towers.

Do you talk to yourself?

steve148 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Never in public. I'm hoping I don't talk to myself in my sleep. However I do talk to the elf and all his friends living in the basement. But I never talk to the troll living in the other room.

Why do our politictions allow drug companies to charge Americans more for their products than they ...

steve148 comments on Mar 26, 2018:

It's because the politicians receive large contributions from big pharma. Politicians vote for the things that they believe will keep the money coming and keep them in office instead of voting their conscious.

Is the colonisation of the moon/mars a realistic option considering all things?

steve148 comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Yes, But probably hundreds of years in the future

Would you care if Trump was assassinated?

steve148 comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I'd much rather see him and Pence impeached. If Trump was assasinated we'd still be left with Pence

Trumpty dumpty vs. CreamsIcle

steve148 comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Good discription

MCMASTER OUT- JOHN BOLTON IN NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER What should we expect for North Korea ...

steve148 comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Bolton is hawk has advocated boming N. Korea and I ran. He's the most dangerous choice possible. A Trump is to stupid to not listen to him. Not a good day for the US

Love alec baldwIn

steve148 comments on Mar 20, 2018:

He has the same mission as I do

He needs a us hIstory class-Ignorant trump

steve148 comments on Mar 20, 2018:

What a dumb ass

Let's Admit it We Might Have Gone Too Far....

steve148 comments on Mar 20, 2018:

lol

As we're getting closer to the American Atheist convention, we have more info about what we're ...

steve148 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Where will it be?

Andrew mccabe fucked by trump & sessIons

steve148 comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Dont you wish Trumps Father used a condom? Or maybe just jerked off? It would be a better world today

Do you accept the possibility of a god, but reject man’s perspective of one?

steve148 comments on Mar 17, 2018:

no

Bill Maher's rant on the Democrats last night was priceless. and on the money. [youtu.be]

steve148 comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Great video

Tennessee folks-nothIng personal

steve148 comments on Mar 17, 2018:

This is the reason america needs birth control.

When did you realize you were old?

steve148 comments on Mar 17, 2018:

I realized it when I walked passed a cemetery and two guys started chasing me with shovels.

Dog or cat?

steve148 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I only get pets I can eat

Tennessee folks-nothIng personal

steve148 comments on Mar 15, 2018:

lol. I bet they voted for Trump

Who else has high blood pressure? How do you control it?

steve148 comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Had a high stress job when I developed high blood pressure. Pills keep it under control

What's the one thing you tried but will never do again?

steve148 comments on Mar 14, 2018:

When I was young I planned on being a prize fighte. But I had a problem with my hands. The referee kept stepping on them.

Does Evil exist?

steve148 comments on Mar 14, 2018:

yes, Just look at Trump and the rest of the swamp

Madonna whore complex

steve148 comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Not the worst complex to have. lol

Does Anyone Care ANYMORE?

steve148 comments on Mar 14, 2018:

They should make a balloon in Trumps image have him holding the strings. Mybe he'll fload away. I'll be waiting with a bee bee gun

What was the most expensive clothing item you owned and how much did it cost?

steve148 comments on Mar 13, 2018:

$650 shoes, limited edition braces $230 each, Cashmere business coat $550

It's snowing again.

steve148 comments on Mar 13, 2018:

lol, 77 today here

The Jehovah Witnesses came by my house yesterday.

steve148 comments on Mar 9, 2018:

I got rid of them forever. I invited them in. It was an elderly woman and a young girl. I told them before we start talking we should all take a shower together. They abruptly left and never returned.

What makes a relationship last?

steve148 comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Communication, Unconditional Trust, Mutual respect and at least some interest in common.

What do you thInk about calIfornIa rebellIng vs trumpty dumpty?

steve148 comments on Mar 8, 2018:

Yes

Do any of your family members have silly superstitions?

steve148 comments on Mar 8, 2018:

My grandfather as vey superstitious. I only know this from the stories my father told me. After the family came home qafter an exausting day, my grandfather saw the cat washing itself (a sign your getting company) He abruptly threw the cat out of the house. lol

Has anyone ever had an encounter with a celebrity?

steve148 comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I've met many famous people: I'll start with Bill clinton, senator Durbin, Tom Postin, Richie Havens, Peter Brown, Charles Barkley, Micheal cooper, Robert Guilliume (Played Benson), Johm Amos, Goldy Hawn. Rev. Tutu, Gary busy, Mohamod Ali, George savales, Sally struthers, Beverly Owen (from the Munsters) Sally Struthers, Ron Howard, and many more

Hehe

steve148 comments on Mar 6, 2018:

I can't stop clappingggggggggg

Hehe

steve148 comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Kinky is relative, But good one

Population Control

steve148 comments on Mar 5, 2018:

In the US we actually need to increase the population. for economic reasons. There are not enough people in the work force. However thaq only works if that new population is educated. Thats why currently we need imigration.