Medical humor.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 7, 2019:

With over 40 yrs working in medicine, these are all great - especially the first one!!

When a man wants to show a woman how to do something. [facebook.com]

tinkercreek comments on Dec 7, 2019:

Could not have been staged better!

Red neck repair

tinkercreek comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Hey, I believe I have no less than 3 types of duct tape in my hardware drawer right now!

Yup mine too

tinkercreek comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Dogs?

Just ouch

tinkercreek comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Just hope it gets through!

Watch out for him

tinkercreek comments on Dec 6, 2019:

That would scare the hell out of me!

Drunk driver hits power pole. Power outage for 500 people.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Wow, just 19 and stacking new charges upon old, $$, community damage, what? Times up, Punky, it's grow-up call!

"Just Cause" on Netflix.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Sounds great, and it's on Amazon Prime too - now on my watchlist. Thanks for the tip!

What would I do without my family .

tinkercreek comments on Dec 5, 2019:

As far as we can tell, you may be without them now ........ a photo?? ;-)

Photo Bombing my Daughter on her Engagement Announcement Day.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 5, 2019:

I think many wedding traditions are being thrown out for new considerations and realities. Talk with them!

An Avalanche Survivor Tells Her Story.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Great story, and great job dressing that snow person! I had the same thought about supplies from the chopper, but I imagine that sleeping bag was the most cherished thing to her at the time, and lucky she lived to tell it.

Got a message from a woman on a dating site.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 5, 2019:

Well done, I love it!

I have just returned home from another fantastic evening of dancing.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 5, 2019:

YES, I know the feeling, it's fantastic!

I probably wasn’t as graceful a dancer, but this is still an accurate representation of my ...

tinkercreek comments on Dec 5, 2019:

And so it goes, even in our age group, Exactly why I left that far behind. My best dancing years were in the awesome Portland dance community of lessons, dance events and gatherings, like a giant city-wide sports team! Of course there was flirtation, but the lights and lack of alcohol provide a much better atmosphere.

Give it a second.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 4, 2019:

I see sleeves on several of those arms, and you are assuming that the bras in the air were just removed - not likely.

Season's Greetings

tinkercreek comments on Dec 4, 2019:

Aww, and so very polite!

I returned to online (okcupid) dating last month and even paid so I could set likes without ...

tinkercreek comments on Dec 4, 2019:

Good luck with it all, sounds like a promising start!

Greetings! I am new to associating with people of like minds on the topics of agnosticism and ...

tinkercreek comments on Dec 4, 2019:

Welcome! It is SO nice to discuss or comment on a variety of topics here, without being assaulted with religious rhetoric. I am more grateful than ever for living in a more open-minded social environment!

Heres a little mystery to excite the brain cells.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 4, 2019:

Fascinating, I love seeing info like this! Must admit, I kept waiting for a correlation with missiles from an advanced alien society.

We ARE ALL PRODUCTS OF OUR EXPERIENCE as we get older our experience differs from our fellow ...

tinkercreek comments on Dec 3, 2019:

I tend to think that the breadth of more experience and life phases allows us to understand a greater scope of what others have lived and are feeling. The difference in close relationship may require a bit of effort and very clear communication, just to sort through established habits.

Trying something different for dinner, think it will be good.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 3, 2019:

Yumm, sounds perfect! Please take photo to share before you gobble them all down ;)

Yup that cat

tinkercreek comments on Dec 3, 2019:

Different eye?

Perfect pie crust! I got this recipe from my best friend years ago, and it has never failed me.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 3, 2019:

Adding 1 tsp of white vinegar will make it even better!

I'm a bad U.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 3, 2019:

You are using multiples of "bad" labeling/judgement. Where does that come from?

Forest planting by Kimura One of my all time favorite things but have no experience in.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 3, 2019:

Oh, so beautiful! I have not seen that before.

I've heard good things about this stuff.. Anyone else here ever try it? [seminoleswampseasoning.com]

tinkercreek comments on Dec 2, 2019:

MSG and spices? No way.

I know I'm prejudiced, but just saw Blinded By the Light and absolutely loved it.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 1, 2019:

Thanks, I just watched the trailer, and will check it out!

So much for backward Amish members. Even the horse tried to get away. [fox8.com]

tinkercreek comments on Dec 1, 2019:

Silly young'uns - yes, Punky, the rules do apply to you!

Please keep your fingers crossed for me.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 1, 2019:

Good luck - and I hope you are an avid runner/hiker to keep that little cutie happy!

I've bought a house with a nice piece of property (8400 sq.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 1, 2019:

There is never a guarantee of a 'purebred' dog being superior to a rescue or mixed breed. To the contrary, most foster/rehomed/mixed dogs have better emotional balance, intelligence, and overall health. Lots of good advice from others here, and most important is always to participate in your dog's TRAINING, providing lots of love, exercise and interactive time with them. As others have said, a dog under 2 yrs will require LOTS extra of all the above.

So how many of you guys think this is “fair”?

tinkercreek comments on Dec 1, 2019:

Where do you find these text copies?

My kids like to put up and decorate a tree.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 1, 2019:

Can't wait to see the finished project!

My girls, Belle and Leia. They look so sweet and innocent. I know better!!!

tinkercreek comments on Dec 1, 2019:

They look ready to have some fun!

Spending the afternoon catching up on Fleabag.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 1, 2019:

Which is what??

Relic believed to be from Jesus' manger returned to Holy Land

tinkercreek comments on Dec 1, 2019:

Historical relics are always a fascination to me, but a layer of magical thinking around some can be distracting.

Poor Frank

tinkercreek comments on Dec 1, 2019:

I think he gets points for that one!

Too funny and gross to believe (but true).

tinkercreek comments on Dec 1, 2019:

GAWD, humans are such idiots! Camels do employ sitting/lying on any creature they see as a threat, which she certainly was.

Each year a Christmas tree goes to the village, for display in the square.

tinkercreek comments on Dec 1, 2019:

Community celebration is a wonderful thing, sharing joy in whatever holiday traditions are valued.

🤔🤔🤔 not saying this is me, but ..... this may resemble me 🤣🤣🤣

tinkercreek comments on Dec 1, 2019:

Damn those hormones, sending secret messages for every extra calorie to glom onto our bellies after a certain age!

Cannot unsee that

tinkercreek comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Euuuuuuuwwwww, Bob, stop it!

The new reality of dating over 65: Men want to live together; women don’t - The Globe and Mail

tinkercreek comments on Nov 30, 2019:

I decided some time ago to stop offering home-cooked meals to a new suitor. No easy choice, since I love to cook and bake. What I found was that this immediately activates some lizard-brain recognition of caregiving and gustatory needs being provided, and created an ongoing imbalance. Sharing a home and everyday life is something I always sincerely enjoyed. After being on my own for a few years now I can only look forward to seeing how that may play out in the future.

So on thanksgiving, I was at Frankie's parents home.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 29, 2019:

I am so sorry you had to face that situation. If you and Frankie were newly dating it would be different, but living together and raising your child? His parents should have made it part of the invite to tell you of their requirement on sleeping arrangements, giving you the respect to make a decision. Their house, their beliefs, but you are adults and it is 2019. Not every catholic would think as they do. There was really no good decision to make at that point, and I don't fault you at all for leaving. With the likely emotional fallout I don't know if anyone could rely on "keeping the peace" by staying. I think they were deceptive, horribly rude and close-minded for behaving as they did, a fully passive-aggressive move. Poor Frankie, having to choose, and they disrespected you both by not communicating their plans. Maybe it would help for you and Frankie (and perhaps a relationship counselor) to discuss how to proceed in the future with his parents? You took good care of yourself by holding good boundaries when they hit you with that.

If only humans had this ability every few years! [scitechdaily.com]

tinkercreek comments on Nov 29, 2019:

I could certainly use a fresh set about now!

This is my kind of 'spirituality.'

tinkercreek comments on Nov 29, 2019:

I like that!

Colonia Dignidad [youtube.com] [en.wikipedia.org]

tinkercreek comments on Nov 29, 2019:

Excellent, and very intense, saw it some time ago.

Black Friday.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 29, 2019:

I'm with you on this, never BF shopped and never intend to. Since I'm off work rehabbing this year though, I may go to my fav Thinker Toy store for the grandies since I need to get a parcel sent out to them. Saturday is a designated "local shopping" day so I may look to that for adult kids.

I am curious about your day. Did you have any family mishaps or faux pas?

tinkercreek comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Exactly the right thing to do, and kind of you.

Pie was had.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Beautiful! I made the fun size, GF/Keto version, upside down, pumpkin mix sturdied with a little almond meal and a few mini-choc chips in the middle.

My daughter made this sweet potato pie for dinner.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 28, 2019:

That is beautiful, and a yummy sweet potato pie, I'm sure!

Americans don’t have egg cups. How do they eat boiled eggs?

tinkercreek comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Never been a fan of soft-boiled eggs, instead preferring so many other options. Options make me happy! What is a goog?

It isn't just Jebus, but the whole lot of 'em. Pretty much sums it up nicely. lmbo

tinkercreek comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Funny how that works!

Pesto bread (failure) made into stuffing (success!).

tinkercreek comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Sounds and looks great! I used to use a bit of mild Italian sausage, chopped dates, and slivered almonds, was yummy.

Happy thanksgiving from vermont !!

tinkercreek comments on Nov 28, 2019:

Happy Thanksgiving from Oregon!

This women is a complete amazement. This performance is incredible::: [youtube.com]

tinkercreek comments on Nov 27, 2019:

No movie here - ?

Photographer visits so-called Lost Mongolian Tribe that lives in harmony with nature.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 27, 2019:

That a tribe can still live like that is the most beautiful thing, just makes me want to cry. Though I'm glad they can benefit from tourist trade, it worries me a bit there could be some negative contamination or other effect. Modern humans can be so stupid.

Roman Mosaic beneath a field in Turkey - [archaeology-world.com]

tinkercreek comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Amazing, and we are so lucky to live at a time that news of these finds travels quickly to us.

Happy holidays.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Haha, go Oregon!

WHAT IS GOING ON?

tinkercreek comments on Nov 27, 2019:

A female model's job is to look appealingly coy, hence the weakened posturing.

The 25 lb.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Ummm, I think the aroma of roasting turkey is nearly better than the meal!

A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked: “Dad, what is the ...

tinkercreek comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Brilliant!

I haven’t made this YET, but I will, and I love the presentation.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 27, 2019:

That is a thing of beauty, art food. Combining so many favorite flavors, it also guarantees entertainment when everyone tries to tuck into it!

On my flight to Denver, the guy sitting in the window seat is telling the guy in the middle seat ...

tinkercreek comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Now that is a great flight story!!

"Distance doesn't matter in a relationship."

tinkercreek comments on Nov 27, 2019:

So glad you had the strength and wits to get yourself out of that! I think you have your priorities straight, and are right to stick with them. You know what suits you and what doesn't, as most of us do at this point. As others have said, it is a rare LDR that survives, and particularly challenging in the early phases of getting to know one another. Unfortunately, meeting up infrequently allows for some "false front" behaviors and leaves you to only believe what you are told of someone's life and person, as opposed to being able to observe traits first-hand. As others have also said, there are some who create a covert lifestyle of multiple relationships in different locations, as they would never be revealed due to location. That sucks, believe me, when the conversations express only monogamy. I've also experienced the void of physical and emotional connection from being apart, and don't care to repeat that. There are so many different ways to live and to form relationships, and feeling confident that your partner is holding a congruent attitude and reality to yours seems to be key.

I made Rouladen with Spaetzle last night in my instant pot.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 26, 2019:

I'd never heard of Rouladen but googled it - sounds interesting!

I dont know either

tinkercreek comments on Nov 26, 2019:

Beware exploding pulmonary maggots!

That is control

tinkercreek comments on Nov 26, 2019:

Yes, but how do you get a cat to walk down in front of that entire line of dogs?

On my way to Denver for Thanksgiving.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 26, 2019:

Yes, about 10” snow this morning south of Denver - have fun!

A Man Runs Over a Woman's Cat.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 26, 2019:

She's a realist!

Good morning

tinkercreek comments on Nov 25, 2019:

Love it!

Another measure of societal failure - particularly in the USA, Australia - [forbes.com]

tinkercreek comments on Nov 25, 2019:

As I see age 64 approaching, I still work full-time in an arena where I know I have aged out of the norm, and am getting tired. Just met with financial advisor last week to re-group, clarify, and look forward with more clarity. I live on that fine line, single and self-supporting with a mortgage, and after financial losses through divorce and life situations. It has become frightening to realize that I lived my earlier years with a subconscious dependence on the retirement security that my parents enjoyed, and my future is now uncertain.

“An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 25, 2019:

That's pretty cute!

Alone on Thanksgiving Day. How do you cope?

tinkercreek comments on Nov 25, 2019:

OK, first, that cake looks amazing and I have already found several recipes! From my early adult years of working in hospital, where holidays are just a number on the schedule, I developed an appreciation for making conscious choices around holidays. My family was confounded over this and spewed much drama, which helped to clarify what was really going on in setting values for myself. My BEST Thanksgiving memories are of gatherings with friends, strangers and neighbors, having fun with great food, drink, music and companionship! Through child-rearing years with my kids I reverted back to family gatherings, then things became rather fluid after divorce. I have learned the value of not always disclosing the truth of my holiday plans, or the lack of plans, to family who super-impose their values and fears upon me. Their drama is unwelcome. I have learned that avoiding the family host's conservative christian and gun-cultured rantings is more healthful for me than seeing some relatives I do value. I have learned that enjoying a quiet and peaceful day, perhaps with the fun of cooking or baking for myself, can be a marvelous gift. Round and round in the circle game, there will always be new options and variations, and I truly enjoy being at peace with my own choices.

Do you agnostics decorate for Christmas?

tinkercreek comments on Nov 25, 2019:

I don't think we've voted as a group yet. What's with this "you agnostics" nonsense?

A FrayedBear error - Recipe: 1 Fresh Salmon Head 600gm weight 1 cup oats 1 kilo potatoes 2 ...

tinkercreek comments on Nov 25, 2019:

You've got to be kidding. Is this a national Aussie joke holiday?

What do you agnostics think about "co-parenting", two people interested in parenthood but not ...

tinkercreek comments on Nov 25, 2019:

I see you take license to weave several labels and assumptions within your post. Not only is that rather poor form, but you eliminate the possibility of clear answers.

When Was The Last Time You Had A Banana Split?

tinkercreek comments on Nov 24, 2019:

I never really cared for the combo, and probably last tried it 30-40 yrs ago.

A huge snake from South America now extinct. Thankfully! [allthatsinteresting.com]

tinkercreek comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Love the info, thank you!

,Went to local Rennasiance Festival and had a blast .

tinkercreek comments on Nov 24, 2019:

I was there last year, for my niece’s wedding! That was the most incredible experience and wonderful group of people, we had a blast!

Would you attend this dinner lol

tinkercreek comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Oh yes, just for the carving!

Not going to recommend it

tinkercreek comments on Nov 24, 2019:

I don't mind the people, but just learned we're headed for a week of mornings in the low 20's starting Wednesday - Nooooooo! With temps like that, we at least deserve snow.

Trump Refuses to Pardon White House Turkey After Accusing It of Working for Soros | The New Yorker

tinkercreek comments on Nov 24, 2019:

NOTHING would surprise us at this point.

Who ya gong to call in emergency? Taco that is 😃

tinkercreek comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Very clever!

One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very ...

tinkercreek comments on Nov 24, 2019:

So often the truth - from either partner!

An interesting week or so for the minutia of living.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Multi-win, the best!

Hello everyone, had a peaceful Sunday watching 'Something Borrowed' , licking my lips over coffee ...

tinkercreek comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Welcome, and thanks for broadening our scope!

just a warning to those that need it

tinkercreek comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Lookout, this sounds serious!

This morning, we had an agency-wide managers’ meeting, offsite.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 24, 2019:

I work for a large, multi-state medical corporation. When I began with them the nuns were in charge and visible, prayers morning and eve were heard on the hospital PA system. While just beginning my awareness outside of church upbringing, I appreciated working in a kind and caring environment with strong mission and core values. Having returned 15 yrs ago, my personal beliefs are much different, but the organization is transparent in its values and I still respect and appreciate the great work environment. The tradition with meetings is to begin with a "reflection", at the discretion of the leader. Some do invoke prayers, and I wait politely to move on. My team knows they will never hear that from me, rather quotes and passages from philosophers, poets and authors. I think you are right to just listen calmly and respectfully to those prayers, given your bible-belt location, avoiding any religious discussion. May even be handy to keep one or two ambiguous 'reflections' on hand, in case you are asked to contribute. The workplace, one you appreciate, is no platform to challenge or create conflict on personal beliefs, and you are actually protected by law. Listening to a well-intentioned message from someone who thinks differently than you is part of the adult environment. Chill.

Overweight man rejects overweight women. What's up with that?

tinkercreek comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Geesh, I've experienced surprises, dismissal and rudeness from many first dates, but you got hit with it all from this one! Too bad, so sad. Different from the multitude of negatives in your situation, I have one long-lasting regret for not wanting to get involved with a man years ago, based on his weight. I think I'd just worked hard to get very fit and slim, was in my early 40's, and really valued the thought of a partner to share that lifestyle. As it turns out, this dear man had every other attribute I could have wanted: humor, caring, intellect, interests, generosity, family values, personal integrity/honor, career success, and he adored me. As he was a bit of a local celeb, I watched from afar as he met & married a lovely woman, though it only lasted a few years. Sometimes I ponder the possibilities.

Sorry I couldn't resist 🤣

tinkercreek comments on Nov 23, 2019:

OMG, those are both great!

Facebook likes

tinkercreek comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Eeeuuwwww.

Tonight is date number three with a woman I met on the Okay Little Winged Guy site.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Happy for you, have fun!

Helladay Just heard this word to describe this time of year.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 23, 2019:

I tend to avoid retail environments, especially this time of year! For things I want/need to purchase I choose online, or shop as late in the evening as possible to avoid the masses.

A termite walks into a bar and says, is the bartender here?........ is the... “Bar Tender” here!

tinkercreek comments on Nov 23, 2019:

spellcheck is here

So many pans and I'm cooking for one.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 23, 2019:

You need to do what makes your new life better, and truly yours. There are wonderful realizations in taking control and designing your new self! I realized a need to move past all the visual reminders I could, and gradually replaced my wardrobe, most furnishings, kitchenware, etc. I rearranged furniture, changed landscaping, took up former activities and hobbies and established new social circles. It all works together to help remember your own value and the positive aspects of life.

Officer, I'd like to report a crime.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 23, 2019:

'Tis the season!

On the page where we describe ourselves here on Agnostic.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 23, 2019:

That may be more informative than the ramblings!

If ya don't like the kitty you may need to scroll on cause .

tinkercreek comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Trevor Noah on Andrew Yang and Area 51 reveal. Rudy Giuliani gets to meet his family! [facebook.com]

tinkercreek comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Love it, Trevor is amazing!

“Can you please change my grade?” “Of course,” Tom remarked.

tinkercreek comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Nice one!

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's ...

tinkercreek comments on Nov 22, 2019:

That's hysterical!