Trying hard to keep my sense of humor...

tioteo comments on May 31, 2018:

All great, but especially the first.

Sounds of nature...

tioteo comments on May 31, 2018:

This was especially true when I was a kid. We had tin roofs on our houses, and the sound was phenomenal!

That's how it works.

tioteo comments on May 31, 2018:

Right! It begins with me.

I love Sunflowers....

tioteo comments on May 31, 2018:

I don't grow them any more. I've had to cut back--practically cut out--my gardening, but I use the seeds in winter for the birds. I'll have some growing in my yard soon. Love them.

One Telavangelist is asking his people to buy him a 54million dollar jet so he can get around.

tioteo comments on May 30, 2018:

If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't have anything to do with an ass like this one.

This has to be some kind of joke! Trump to meet with prison reform expert Kim Kardashian at the ...

tioteo comments on May 30, 2018:

Scary. She has shown us her intellect--actually, lack thereof, many times.

New to the site and just trying to find my away around. Nice to find people of a like mind.

tioteo comments on May 30, 2018:

Welcome. Read and post. That's how you get to know us.

Ok, be sensitive because I am talking about someone I love very much.

tioteo comments on May 30, 2018:

Tough issue. We come from the universe, live a while, and return to the universe.

Summer’s coming.

tioteo comments on May 30, 2018:

My skin is so tough they stay away.

It just makes sense

tioteo comments on May 30, 2018:

Difficult but true.

Oh Frank, you hunk. [facebook.com]

tioteo comments on May 29, 2018:

Like that.

I'm proud I've made every hour of my life count.

tioteo comments on May 29, 2018:

Easy--just get them to count by 2, 3, 5, etc. Same thing.

I think this should be the last set

tioteo comments on May 29, 2018:

Look good.

I'm a freaking genius, I got the printer working by disconnecting and reconnecting! ?

tioteo comments on May 29, 2018:

Win one; lose two?

A classic.

tioteo comments on May 29, 2018:

Still a good one!

Bubble Bubble Toil and Trouble

tioteo comments on May 29, 2018:

I had never pictured him with skin any color than orange before. So that's what he'd look like?!

Trump's Moral Compass

tioteo comments on May 28, 2018:

He never learned or tried to use it.

The most self absorbed asshole to ever occupy the White House.

tioteo comments on May 28, 2018:

The scary thing is that his supporters will still defend his behavior.

It's 61 degrees and gray, today, 5/28, in northern NJ.

tioteo comments on May 28, 2018:

Bloody hot and humid here in Michigan.

My son and daughter and grandkids are visiting on the farm today, This is going to be a great day ...

tioteo comments on May 28, 2018:

Right back at you, Ken.

Funny & still sending a message.

tioteo comments on May 28, 2018:

Uh, yeah! I'm for that!

Why not?...

tioteo comments on May 28, 2018:

Like the list, but no sex?

Today I will live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant in which case, I will eat a cookie.

tioteo comments on May 28, 2018:

Give credit for the quote to Cookie Monster. Love it.

The Snail-Smashing, Fish-Spearing, Eye-Popping Mantis Shrimp | Deep Look - YouTube

tioteo comments on May 28, 2018:

Fascinating.

Everyone already knows he lies constantly, but this is just too much.

tioteo comments on May 27, 2018:

He lies because he can. His followers seem to either believe him or be indifferent to his lies. Sad.

Hormel just announced they're recalling 20000 pounds of spam. Do you like spam?

tioteo comments on May 27, 2018:

I haven't eaten any in years. I don't miss it enough to buy any.

What about life motivates you?

tioteo comments on May 27, 2018:

I like to discover something new every day, whether about the world or myself.

That's good people! ?

tioteo comments on May 27, 2018:

Twain said something like this. It's right, no matter where it came from.

Olentangy Caverns near Columbus, Oh.

tioteo comments on May 27, 2018:

I've been in Carlsbad. This is small in comparison, but it looks worthwhile.

Thoughts About Trumpty Dumpty

tioteo comments on May 27, 2018:

I thought something similar when I had my tea this morning. The word that came into my head was "asshole."

"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing.

tioteo comments on May 27, 2018:

My favorite author. Gone a hundred years and still way ahead of us.

It's one of those nights.

tioteo comments on May 27, 2018:

Sentiment-filled, overflowing into sentimentality, but not overly so. I know your longing.

Trying to be brave. trying to be okay

tioteo comments on May 25, 2018:

Sit in an easy chair. Look out the window. Find a bird or squirrel or dog to watch. Let yourself enjoy it. Look at the sky. Concentrate on clouds. What forms can you see in them? In a nutshell, immerse yourself in the small, seemingly insignificant things. It sometimes works for me.

Filed.

tioteo comments on May 25, 2018:

Do well, if you can. Move on anyway.

Christian author: Trump is under attack from ‘multidimensional Luciferian advanced beings’ – ...

tioteo comments on May 25, 2018:

Evidence be damned! I KNOW this is what's happening! Uh.....yeah.....sure...

Loneliness kills

tioteo comments on May 25, 2018:

Many of us crave solitude sometimes, but I don't know of anyone who craves loneliness. This site can help alleviate it, at least a bit. Oh, I do know the difference between the two.

Reason versus Religion.

tioteo comments on May 25, 2018:

And thus "The lord giveth, and the lord taketh away."

Definitely!

tioteo comments on May 25, 2018:

Sarcasm abounds! Let us not let sarcasm take over our lives...…..Eh, what the devil! With this idiot and his cronies, sarcasm is the only way to stay sane!

?

tioteo comments on May 25, 2018:

Brutal truth. Well done!

Bye bye peace prize

tioteo comments on May 25, 2018:

Two pre-schoolers trying to negotiate?

Truth.......

tioteo comments on May 25, 2018:

Good advice; hard to follow but valid nonetheless.

Need to Impeach: To whom it may concern: No one is above the law.

tioteo comments on May 24, 2018:

My representative in Congress has his head so far up Ol' Orange's butt that contacting him would do no good whatsoever. I always get the same canned reply.

One from a series.

tioteo comments on May 24, 2018:

Perspective! Perspective!

Colbert: Nice Try, Deep State! Trump Has You Figured Out! [youtu.be]

tioteo comments on May 24, 2018:

Ol' Orange is so obvious than even his spray-on color can't hide it.

Hello Fellow Atheists and Agnostics

tioteo comments on May 24, 2018:

Hello. Come on in. Be yourself. I'm going to be someone else, but you can be yourself.

I wish I knew the name of the person responsible for this. Beautiful work here.

tioteo comments on May 24, 2018:

A true work of art which happens to be true!

The Zombies of Austin Indiana In Austin there are zombies Who roam the streets at night They ...

tioteo comments on May 24, 2018:

Enjoyable, in an unusual sort of way. Liked it.

Hello.

tioteo comments on May 22, 2018:

I can agree with you on that. Newbies are welcomed. Post as the you feel the call to do so. It's a good group of crazies.

Wherever you live I bid you all a, good morning, good afternoon, good evening or goodnight.?

tioteo comments on May 22, 2018:

Sounds so good I'll wish the same back to you, and everyone else who reads this. Be well!

Beard I am still swimming in dreamland.

tioteo comments on May 22, 2018:

Know this point of view. Well stated!

I'm having my morning coffee, looking out at the back yard. Well kind of a yard.

tioteo comments on May 22, 2018:

I like it. I'm not much for city views.

I'm starting to suspect I'm only here for the bacon....

tioteo comments on May 22, 2018:

There is SUCH an opportunity here for me to be gross and disgusting.....but, I hope you find it.

Extrovert versus introvert On poetical levels see what the intro's worth Within the game of ...

tioteo comments on May 22, 2018:

Homage to what we used to call 'the tube", but that no longer applies. Creative look, anyway.

Darkness at the Break of Noon The devil rides out, Centerless, things fall apart, Storm clouds ...

tioteo comments on May 21, 2018:

The weather in brief? Like it.

Have these guys ever successfully boycotted anything?

tioteo comments on May 21, 2018:

Wonder if they're going to boycott HBO, CBS, ABC, and Comedy Central?

Have these guys ever successfully boycotted anything?

tioteo comments on May 21, 2018:

Wonder if they're going to boycott HBO, CBS, ABC, and Comedy Central?

Have these guys ever successfully boycotted anything?

tioteo comments on May 21, 2018:

Wonder if they're going to boycott HBO, CBS, ABC, and Comedy Central?

Feeling pretty stupid this morning! I overreacted to a situation with someone I'm talking to and...

tioteo comments on May 21, 2018:

You're in unfamiliar territory. That can be good or bad. It's bad in the sense that you're not always confident; it's good in that always being confident is often seen as cockiness. There are nuances which you don't recognize, etc. Be genuine, true to yourself. From our interactions you seem a positive, worthwhile person. Happiness!

And, of course, it will be across the street from a Church.

tioteo comments on May 21, 2018:

Yeah, it will be classy...….well, no.....

Becoming....

tioteo comments on May 21, 2018:

Good advice. Now I have to live it.

If only...

tioteo comments on May 21, 2018:

Such humor helps us carry on; it gives us hope.

So as stated, out until next weekend. Be well all.

tioteo comments on May 21, 2018:

Be good to yourself.

Medieval conservatives

tioteo comments on May 21, 2018:

This is where Ol' Orange and his cronies want to take us.

Not sure Meme or Pinata?

tioteo comments on May 21, 2018:

He might be the only p,o,s, to be regurgitated by a volcano!

Sexy curves!

tioteo comments on May 21, 2018:

I agree. The experience of a book is different from reading via an electronic device, warmer and more personal I think.

Rapture ethereal reality gilt edged edged in guilt.

tioteo comments on May 21, 2018:

Yes!

I would not be able to apply. I'm not a double D in cup size. Lol.

tioteo comments on May 21, 2018:

This is definitely titillating conjecture.

Lewis Black -- Rant on Mormonism. [youtube.com]

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

Lewis, this is so spot on. As a former convert to the LDS church who didn't last long there, I can appreciate everything said in the letter.

This innocuous looking building standing at the corner of Elm Street and First Street, Chillicothe, ...

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

A slice of knowledge which this lover of trivia has enjoyed learning. Thank you. Peace.

I just saw a group of ladies going down my street partying.

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

Silly you. How would you not know that? I wouldn't either.

Which sea creature creeps you out the most?

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

For me it has to be the merpeople--mermaids and mermen. How do they urinate and defecate?

Does anyone else talk aloud to themselves?

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

All the time. I'm the only one I can find who will agree with me.

I've only been on here a couple days and I'm really getting addicted to this.

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

We're like a fungus: we grow on you. Welcome.

Whatsername

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

Well, stupid is as Orangeman does.

LEGUS Galaxies The 6 images consist of two dwarf galaxies (top right and left) and four large ...

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

Gorgeous images. Love the Hubble.

I’m pretty good at putting to paper what I feel for a person.

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

Shin splints?

Jimmy Carter just roasted Trump In Liberty University Commencement [politicalbizz.com]

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

If hell were real, Ol' Orangeskin would surely roast there some day. Since it's not, he's doing his best to see that we go through hell now.

Not sure if I belong here.

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

You sound like a deist to me. You can pass for agnostic, also. Whatever. Stick around long enough to see if you belong here. You, of course, are the only judge of that.

Warning: Ready the eye bleach! Posted for no particular reason other than 45 seem to also have ...

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

What can I say? Fine figure of a man?

Hmmm.... but his name is Donald not Richard.... meh, I guess it still works :P

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

After they examined it, someone would surely write "Ode to Emptiness."

After decades I returned to my home town and an old friend reminded me that as teenagers we used to ...

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

I like it! It's the kind of stuff I used to do....Hey! Still do!

It'll be bigly :P the greatest :P covfefe :P

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

Love it!

I have a friend in Illinois who's daughter came home from school yesterday and said the following.

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

Rant on! You have a point.

Trump and Reagan, Together Again: Nothing changes but the forward march of these Fascists ...

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

This is soooo reminiscent of the 30s.

She is an occasional companion of mine -- a strange but welcome companion.

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

Ah, the muse you use to light your creative fuse!

Aphrodite: Goddess of love, Beguiler of humanity, Your creature comforts, Your uncomfortable ...

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

Did Aphrodite wear tighty whities?

POTUS Bone Spurs

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

Is it true that spurs are the only bone he can make?

Some very cool decorated guitars for a silent auction benefiting a local community nonprofit at the ...

tioteo comments on May 19, 2018:

These ARE works of art!

Did I NOT post this? [facebook.com]

tioteo comments on May 18, 2018:

Funny!

Nope, no one

tioteo comments on May 18, 2018:

Good luck with that!

This article seems sums up what most of us realize are those who support this scripted TV reality ...

tioteo comments on May 18, 2018:

Ol' Orange the scourge.

Dog help me! I just got a call from school that my granddaughter's cell phone was confiscated today...

tioteo comments on May 18, 2018:

We are more divided than I can remember. It seemed that we were making strides toward becoming "one people" when reactionaries interceded, pointing out the differences and making them the points of importance.

They need bigger poop scoops.

tioteo comments on May 18, 2018:

Wonder if his elephant's poop is orange?

One very important "s" word is left off that list... you know what I'm talking about...

tioteo comments on May 18, 2018:

sevol: read backwards.

As if spam didn't look bad enough

tioteo comments on May 18, 2018:

Some things just shouldn't be seen. This is funny; Ol' Orangeman should never have been seen...or heard...or smelled.

I lived in Richardson, Texas for over 20 years and in 1993 they started the Wildflower Festival ...

tioteo comments on May 17, 2018:

Appropriate for a Bee to be among wildflowers.

I don't talk much about religion but here's a thought; If Jesus was a Jew in Israel and Israel was ...

tioteo comments on May 17, 2018:

Good point.

Hi, I'm new here, I really like to meet new like minded people :)

tioteo comments on May 16, 2018:

Don't be afraid to read. Don't be afraid to react. Don't be afraid to think. Welcome!

For women's equality and Native American history: Paulette Jordan is trying to make history in ...

tioteo comments on May 16, 2018:

Go! Go! Paulette, you go, girl!

Believe in yourself even when no one else doe.

tioteo comments on May 16, 2018:

Life's a challenge. Rise up to it.