OK, let's get this started: DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN______________ Just fill in the blank.

SukiSue comments on Aug 5, 2018:

I actually broke a joint and caused something called a "ganglion cyst" on the top of my left hand. I did it ripping hard covers off of books at a recycling center. I had to have it operated on to remove it! Five stiches and a two hour surgery!

ugly replies on Aug 6, 2018:

@Jonado Mail handler repetitive use injury, cyst in lunate. terminated, denied comp, Took me 4 years to win case. Fuck the US Post Awful.

I'd much rather laugh!

SukiSue comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Holy crap! This is so true!

ugly replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@VAL3941 Bubbles are good too.

A little something for the Xstian trolls that just can't seem to stop themselves from joining ...

SukiSue comments on Aug 5, 2018:

They are brainwashed to believe that taking abuse and shit gives them brownie points to (fake) heaven. Poor shmucks.

ugly replies on Aug 5, 2018:

Let's make them martyrs/

Please like this picture of my old Rolodex.

GuyKeith comments on Aug 5, 2018:

That doesn’t look like it would roll very far

ugly replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@SukiSue So, you're a hoarder like those on tv.

I'd much rather laugh!

SukiSue comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Holy crap! This is so true!

ugly replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@SukiSue Why do you want holes in your crap?

Interesting! [apost.com]

ugly comments on Aug 4, 2018:

I loved being that boss. Nothing like berating and harassing you poor peons. Damned crybabies. Do your fucking work, be on time and stop calling in because your wife is in labor. I don't care about your sick brat or your mothers funeral. Come to work and do your job. If you don't like my ...

ugly replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@Countrywoman You Postal people are all alike. Stop your whining and finish sorting the mail.

Please like this picture of my old Rolodex.

silverotter11 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

I does the laughing emoji count? Your post made me laugh.

ugly replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@SukiSue I like your ambition.

Please like this picture of my old Rolodex.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Please like my comment as I only need 144,000 more points to reach level 9, trying to get there by the end of the month or before my level 8 T-shirt shows up with the pet dragon egg. :)

ugly replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@SukiSue Tee shirt? What tee shirt?

I'd much rather laugh!

SukiSue comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Holy crap! This is so true!

ugly replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@VAL3941 What does holy mean?

Interesting! [apost.com]

ugly comments on Aug 4, 2018:

I loved being that boss. Nothing like berating and harassing you poor peons. Damned crybabies. Do your fucking work, be on time and stop calling in because your wife is in labor. I don't care about your sick brat or your mothers funeral. Come to work and do your job. If you don't like my ...

ugly replies on Aug 4, 2018:

@Countrywoman No, but learned from them.

I wish I drove a Volkswagen bug.

ugly comments on Aug 4, 2018:

??????

ugly replies on Aug 4, 2018:

@Duke I get it now. Punch bug

Interesting! [apost.com]

ugly comments on Aug 4, 2018:

I loved being that boss. Nothing like berating and harassing you poor peons. Damned crybabies. Do your fucking work, be on time and stop calling in because your wife is in labor. I don't care about your sick brat or your mothers funeral. Come to work and do your job. If you don't like my ...

ugly replies on Aug 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee You're another crybaby.

I wish I drove a Volkswagen bug.

ugly comments on Aug 4, 2018:

??????

ugly replies on Aug 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee How did they play?

Interesting! [apost.com]

ugly comments on Aug 4, 2018:

I loved being that boss. Nothing like berating and harassing you poor peons. Damned crybabies. Do your fucking work, be on time and stop calling in because your wife is in labor. I don't care about your sick brat or your mothers funeral. Come to work and do your job. If you don't like my ...

ugly replies on Aug 4, 2018:

@Alvinsmama I have an icy heart.

Interesting! [apost.com]

ugly comments on Aug 4, 2018:

I loved being that boss. Nothing like berating and harassing you poor peons. Damned crybabies. Do your fucking work, be on time and stop calling in because your wife is in labor. I don't care about your sick brat or your mothers funeral. Come to work and do your job. If you don't like my ...

ugly replies on Aug 4, 2018:

@Alvinsmama You sound like one of those crybabies.

Offended yet? ?

Alvinsmama comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Those are disgusting.

ugly replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@kenriley I was going to reply but my response would have been too gross and I don't want to offend anyone right now . Haven't finished my coffee.

Offended yet? ?

escapetypist comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I think the baby making caused the accident, not the other way around. But I see your point

ugly replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@minhmeisteSmashed the windshield of an MGB with my face. Scarred for life, Friend was driving, Throat hit dash I was unable to speak for several weeks. Part of the therapy was to howl like a wolf. I lived in an apartment next to a super market and as people walked by they heard me and thought I was crazy. They were right but not because of the howling.

Cross-posted from the Memes R Us Group. Yes, I made this.

GuyKeith comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I have 30,000 points now. Please help.

ugly replies on Aug 1, 2018:

OK I'll help

This is big because we've all got kids in some way shape or form.

ugly comments on Jul 31, 2018:

What's so big about this? Bullshit article to fill space in a bullshit magazine from a bullshit organization, Did you get your tote bag? Have you bought any insurance they're plugging?

ugly replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@Stacey48 Is that from AARP?

This is big because we've all got kids in some way shape or form.

ugly comments on Jul 31, 2018:

What's so big about this? Bullshit article to fill space in a bullshit magazine from a bullshit organization, Did you get your tote bag? Have you bought any insurance they're plugging?

ugly replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@Sticks48 Yes. I am.

I once caught my son smoking an e-cigarette so I made him eat a whole pack of batteries.

zorialoki comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I have known kids that were caught smoking, had to smoke a whole pack. Caught drinking so they were forced to get drunk to experience a hangover to keep them from wanting to drink. Those kids ended up smoking and drinking all the time it did the reverse of what it was supposed to do

ugly replies on Jul 24, 2018:

@SukiSue Want to find out?

So everyone, we got our first wittle baby troll! Hahahaha! Yup! Out first tiny little troll baby! ...

SukiSue comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I actually feel bad for the guy! If he could learn how to follow rules we'd welcome his ugly ass fake picture!

ugly replies on Jul 19, 2018:

@SukiSue I'm No, 1

So everyone, we got our first wittle baby troll! Hahahaha! Yup! Out first tiny little troll baby! ...

SukiSue comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I actually feel bad for the guy! If he could learn how to follow rules we'd welcome his ugly ass fake picture!

ugly replies on Jul 17, 2018:

I thought I was ugly.

So everyone, we got our first wittle baby troll! Hahahaha! Yup! Out first tiny little troll baby! ...

Alvinsmama comments on Jul 17, 2018:

That pisses me off. Why even join anything on the internet if you're not going to show a picture of your face. Well, in some cases, it might not be YOUR face but you get my idea. I've caught so many scammers using stolen pictures, it's ridiculous.

ugly replies on Jul 17, 2018:

@Alvinsmama I ain't hiding my face, I'm too stupid to know how to post them.

It is the humanitarian thing to do

VAL3941 comments on Jul 17, 2018:

My g/f wants sex 10 times a day. What shall I do to help her ?

ugly replies on Jul 17, 2018:

Find a few guys for her

Takes a man to sort out womens clothing problems. The bra strap clasp was invented by Mark Twain!

SukiSue comments on Jul 13, 2018:

We just know you guys love a challenge.

ugly replies on Jul 13, 2018:

Only considered that a challenge the first time.

Would you have done anything differently?

JimG comments on Jul 11, 2018:

You just caused me to flashback to a sight I saw back in '99 or 2000. I was driving with my then girlfriend on a remote forest road in Potter County, Pennsylvania. For those who don't know the area Potter County bills itself as God's Country. It was about 5:00 am on a Sunday in July. There was a ...

ugly replies on Jul 11, 2018:

Used to work In Potter County. Lots of inbreeding there.

Does anyone find the duck face photos attractive?

SukiSue comments on Jul 9, 2018:

But no matter what you look like, you probably look better than a duck...?

ugly replies on Jul 11, 2018:

not me

It's Monday morning. Why aren't you at work?

Ellatynemouth comments on Jul 9, 2018:

You're the work police are you?

ugly replies on Jul 9, 2018:

Noooooo!

Are you really here because you feel lonely?

AtheistInNC comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Are you really here to feel smarter?

ugly replies on Jul 8, 2018:

3rd armor

Are you really here because you feel lonely?

Qiru comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Yeah, how did you know. My pet fish ran away and my butterfly refuses to fly. Other than that, let us know what you're really saying

ugly replies on Jul 6, 2018:

What I meant to ask was " Are you really here because you are lonely" Not too complicated.

Yesterday someone posed a question along the lines of “what would your ideal profile say?

Hazydays comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Having been in a loveless marriage for almost 15 years, I had a lot of time to figure out what was missing in what I had and what I wanted/needed in my future. I had a list in my head of what attributes were a must for me. I discovered I’m rather picky, but after wasting 15 years of my life, I ...

ugly replies on Jul 6, 2018:

Hi Hazy, My wife and I had a similar discussion prior to her death. She encouraged me to move on. I'll never replace her but I'm optimistic that I will find another love for my life. I hope it's not wishful king. .I hope you find the guy that your husband wanted for you.