I am still working on this...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 17, 2022:

You can afford to buy potatoes???

No one in Victoria, Australia has heard the White Bellied Whip bird for almost 40 years.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 16, 2022:

I remember back in 1960, fresh out of the immigration camp, Bonnagilla, My father bought a new car, we drove through the Gembrook forest near Dandenong. There was a strange noise which bothered my father. It stopped as soon as he stopped the car. I was in the back, wound down the window and knew what the noise was. I tried to tell my father it was a bird, but I was told to shut up and let his sort it out. This stop start procedure went on for about half an hour. I eventually got bored and told my father to stop the car and wait for 5 minutes and wind down the window. I Will never forget his blush of embarrassment and anciently he kept quiet for a record of one hour before speaking, a feat he was never been able to repeat.

Logically correct as usual.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 16, 2022:

We will shortly knw for sure if we blow ourselves up. Any guesses as to the time line of the coming catastrophe?

Came in late today. Boss asked why. I just showed him this picture

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 15, 2022:

A long cue looking and making sure that horses are doing it right

Whew that was close.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Damm nightmare

Spend a little more and don't be so embarrassed

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 15, 2022:

The wife's socks??

In case anyone is into early shopping.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Not so funny anymore. It is a reality now for so many. Even being able to afford a rental house or accommodation is now a luxury.

Have you ever thought about it?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 15, 2022:

A village a few miles down the road is BANANA. Never had any bananas growing there ever. (named after a yellow cow from the 1860,s)

Home schooling: Most of the generation of those now over 70 were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Sad but true. I remember one favourite from my mother If you don't share with*** his heart will bleed,

Now that it's dark well before supper time, they may cross.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 15, 2022:

There should be a law against aging

Nov. 14… First snow on the rooftops in the morning. ❄️❄️❄️

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Ahh things are oh so different in the tropics. I function from 05.00 to 13.00, after that my fat arse stays withing the effective range of the Aircon and fans.

Hopefully they reject his claim for "Acts of a moron..."

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 15, 2022:

That would be a an assurance from the insurance

Octopuses Witnessed Throwing Silt, Shells and Algae around Themselves and at Each Other: [sci.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Remarkably human behaviour what?? We say/think we have dominion over the animals, but have we really??

It really seems fitting

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 13, 2022:

How about in a crowded Christian nationalist/nazi church?? Birds of a feather shit together

A commonly reported problem

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

so true

Nothing quite like a big plate of dicks...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

Don't those sausages look like turds?? Is it my imagination or...? made by a tosser???

Be honest and not shy guys

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

An eye magnet for sure but are they not also targets?? The vaccine shots should be aimed in the bullseyes! there would be enough room for all the present and forthcoming boosters.

I find chopper ride very exciting.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

could get very heated in that chopper

Just heard the rule and I like it.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

hmmm if she sits down on your face to pee??? Hmmm??

It suddenly occurred to me

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

I hear you. Mine too I drink coffee to wake up and drink it before going to bed so I can sleep.

Congratulations America... you did it

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

Don't underestimate Putin, the cunning fox is up to something. This whole war thing seems to me to be more of a chess game.

Normally this would be in the environmental group but it was news and there is a definite link.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

People will not listen. they know God will come and save them, those in the know, (the politicians) are bought and paid for by the polluters and the rapists of the earth (mining lobby) Coal mining destroys the local water table and pollutes the ground water that is left, that is OK because of the enormous profits generated for NOW. Simply put :-I"m good , my pocket is filling, F**** you jack, mentality.

I am totally dumb founded. Anybody knows?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

Sleep apnea??

I suspected this

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

Can he still afford the Meth?

😲😲😲😲 OH HELL NO.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

nothing unusual in Australia. The imprisoned aboriginal population suffer this sort of treatment constantly. Police shoot unarmed aboriginals in their homes. Kids as young as 10 years old imprisoned. The WHO human rights inspectors, inspecting conditions in jails, are told nothing to see here and sent on their way home.

It's not an everyday sight that a Phoenix gets caught on camera lol.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

Is it possible to erect some netting over top of the dog feeding area?

I found this amusing . . .

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

People pay $8 to be a twit???

It works wonders I heard

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

ROTFL Good one!

I miss my glassies especially.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

With age comes wisdom! The price of wisdom is way too high

The original...Herman's Hermits

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

How many can remember the Munsters on TV? Apart from us old farts??

Bergamot Mint Botanical Name: Monarda citriodora Lemon bergamot is a fast growing, ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

I super concentrated bergamot tea. I felt very relaxed and did not feel like doing anything. I had a few chores planned for the next few days , so I forced myself to get to work. I had a lot of energy and completed everything in record time. My Ex claimed I was working super fast, to me I was just bumbling along lazily. Note of caution, normal bergamot tea is either green or redish. I concentrated it too tar black. It could have turned out very badly, I was lucky that time. Stupidity normally carries a high price.

The villagers where we live make a cha with the young leaves of the fruitless olive tree (Olea ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 12, 2022:

It has many traditional uses Lower blood pressure Support heart health Improve immunity promote healthy skin support Brain health. Having tried olive leaf tea, I have yet to find anything that is as bitter. Hops are traditionally bitter, IMHO, they are no where as bitter as olive leaf tea. I

Listen, he is very good.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 11, 2022:

smart dog. can you train mine??

My yellow poinciana tree after the storm.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 11, 2022:

After our devastating bushfires, the trees looked totally dead, today they are back greener than before. The forests will take decades to fully recover, Each month you see more and more growth.

My yellow poinciana tree after the storm.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 11, 2022:

It will grow back and flower more prolifically than before.

My favorite kind of music...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 11, 2022:

not a live band? Which one is Mick Jagger?

I am feeling sorry for myself.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 11, 2022:

Try drops of clove oil. will deaden the pain.

Chemicals seems to be a dirty word these days! We humans like everything else in the universe are ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 11, 2022:

I have the same condition, I tried pills, every shampoo on the market and followed the allopathic advice hoping for a cure. I suffer it on my skin and hair. I have concluded that allopathic advice was the embodiment of the definition of stupidity. I have made quite good progress. Recipe I lactoferment papaya friut, seeds and leaves. for at least 3 weeks ( tropical climate) 50% papaya fermented as above 1 Litre water 45% coconut oil 45% olive oil 10% Glycerine Vitamin e cream as persertive plus a few drops of a commercial preservative Papaya is especially effective against skin conditions including cancers. My wife has benign cancers on her back, I am happy to say after 2 weeks they are now just red marks on her skin and still fading i hope that helps.

UK Parliament vaccine debate [youtu.be]

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 10, 2022:

A great goal kick! Successfully kicking down the can that far down the road that the can is no longer even in the ball park. Great political maneuvering, doing nothing but still installing a policy item for future elections if needed

Well, how many will now get vaccinated against diphtheria and tetanus?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 8, 2022:

The skeptic in me has been aroused. I am reminded of a very apt quote, there are lies, damm lies and statistics. Professor John Ionnidis is a world renown expert on health statistics and research It is an education to watch his videos on the subject. (youtube)

Cardinal Ricard among 11 French bishops accused of abuse [bbc.com]

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 7, 2022:

The need for sex is the strongest drive in any animal. The question is":: are the Roman Catholic clergy animals?? So is the drive to love and be loved(nurture) They must still have some vestiges of animal drive left in them that is not yet completely corrupted. Perhaps?????????? Maybe????could be????? These rock spiders fall back and claim, that they are nurturingthe children

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Anonymous.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Nostalgia is pleasant looking backward. I cannot remember times being so good at the time. I wonder if we will look back with nostalgia in the future to our present time of covid, the 5th industrial revolution , and other present societal disasters??

A thought, "Hair today, gone tomorrow."

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 7, 2022:

One call always wear a bathmat,errr wig or hairpiece, if baldness causes worry.

What is Satanism?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 7, 2022:

believe in the existence of God believe in the existence of Satan, believe in God/Satan.You are not atheist nor agnostic.

Pitbulls get a bum rap

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 7, 2022:

There are no bad dogs only bad owners, so says Ceaser Millan

When I was in Tunisia many years ago, locals were selling prickly pears to tourists.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 6, 2022:

They make a fair monshine also. The birds love them too hat is why Queensland is so full of prickly pear. Just around the corner outside an old abandoned fruitbarn there is a variety with yellow fruit. There are many cactii with edible fruit, dragon fruit being one example. Around Wowan in Central Qld there is a round cactus beside the road that tastes quite sweet and fruity also.

Honest Government Ad | Visit Western Australia - YouTube

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 6, 2022:

love the video . It applies to all of Au. The pipers who call the tune and we pay

Honest Government Ad | Visit Western Australia - YouTube

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 6, 2022:

All Governments are corrupt by practise and definition. Honesty in government? Is that a story written by Hans Christian Anderson?? Let us take an honest look at the parties (all fed, state and council) How do they get their party's funds??? I am reminded of the old adage "**ye who pays the piper calls the tune".** We have cottoned on to who funded the last government, worked out who their masters are. Who is paying the labour piper?? I wager that we will find out in time. Evidence of corruption Why have the pipers agents called lobbyists ( corrupt, outted pollies usually) to instruct the pollies?

Why is this asshole, one Zachary Rolfe, still employed as a policeman?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 5, 2022:

He was hired to do exactly as he was told.. To suppress and exterminate aboriginals. He is a success in his job. His bosses did not foresee the backlash and are now in damage control. Closing the door after the horse has bolted He was not the only assassin errrr police officer present that day ,his mates were there, although they did not directly do the shooting. err murder

A grad student just told me that Julius Caesar brought Christianity to England in 55 BCE; she wanted...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 5, 2022:

I remember a UK archeology show Called "TIME TEAM" screened worldwide, where they claimed that the Romans bought fish and chips to England. Nice one Tony Robinson, It was Columbus that bought the humble potato to Europe, over a thousand years later!

Wolves have improved

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 5, 2022:

Crude

No No How about no ! .

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 5, 2022:

America is not Robinson Coruso. Most of the world has been hoodwinked by their governments. mRna technology is gene editing , never was nor is a vaccine. mRNA takes a copy of a section of DNA and takes it to the cells to produce whatever protein in required. This gene editing injection forced on us, inserts into the message(copied DNA called an allele) to produce a part of a virus protein included in every allele, once injected, ad infinitum. Put simply, it is like the postman copies over one trillion letters( cells in the human body) and shoves them into your house.

Covid-19 potential vaccine announced today! Will you take it?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 5, 2022:

How did man evolve on earth for about 1 million years without vaccines?

A young girl, who was writing a paper for school, came to her father and asked.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 5, 2022:

Good one

It's too much

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 5, 2022:

A classic example of committing business hari kari

Really? Did we miss the big event?

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 4, 2022:

Nothing will change, The bible thumpers, are adamant that god will come and save them so they can continue to disregard all the warning sides, Then you have the so called top 10% , the billionaires , who steal the resources and rape the lands for their money and power. Neither group is ever going to give ground because they have the might on their side.

Legendary woman!

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 4, 2022:

Monty makes it pretty clear what he wants. He was agitated and upset, so I asked him what he wanted, he trotted off down to the back yard and showed me.

Bats... we turn into bats.... A late Halloween cartoon

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 3, 2022:

Pussies are more attractive

Happy birthday....

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 3, 2022:

What no allen key supplied??

I resemble that remark...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 3, 2022:

We all somehow survived them.

Not sure if this is the right way...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 3, 2022:

Beats walking miles with a jerry can in hand looking for a garage open and then not being able to afford the petrol prices nowadays or looking forward to lugging the heavy petrol/ diesel can miles back again.

A waste of time and space - literally. 😆

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 3, 2022:

top points for innovation.

Sic'em Popey...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 3, 2022:

From alter boy to pope, his position has never changed. The robe is a nice touch it makes access a lot quicker and easier. He definitely has learned

I'm a water child!

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 3, 2022:

I still gotta pee three times a night grrrr

Christian hate-preacher: Abortion doctors must be mutilated and murdered

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 3, 2022:

What gives the psychotic rabble the right to rule a womans body? Will these creatures financially support the children born that would have been aborted? will they raise them?? Abortion is not a procedure taken without good emotional and pressing reasons. If anything should be burned it is these creatures that point the finger at humanity , not a being part of it, and not realising that for every finger pointed forward three point back to these said creatures

I've just applied for a job in a salad packing factory.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 3, 2022:

All fresh? no rot yet?

This one is for all our medical professional, but with a special shout out to @pralina1

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 3, 2022:

How would it be if the staff of postop were dressed like that? Having worked in the operating theater, I would love to see the patients' responses coming out of Anesthesia.

Which one are you? Be honest.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 3, 2022:

If Elves reside in the North pole as claimed, count me out. I am not freezing my arse off for any reason!

Fond memories.

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 3, 2022:

I wonder if a nightly dose of Viagra would do the trick?? As a 69 year old I dream and wonder of what could be, if only

My secret is out!!!

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 3, 2022:

It costs a lot of money to produce the body, you get it in perfect shape, them told you are not fit and will die soon so you need to spend more money on surgery and health regimes. Ever noticed that all skeletons look the same? Male and female differences excepted. No fat, health issues? hmmmm?

I see the regressive right wants to march Australia back to the social injustices of the 1960s: ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 1, 2022:

In Answer to Peter Duttons Photos, I disagree with the description of the LNP, My belief they are called the Larcenous Nazi Party. No mention of his anal janitor Barnical Jaws lately nor is "Nothing To Be Proud Of" is any less of a Hillsong nazi

I see the regressive right wants to march Australia back to the social injustices of the 1960s: ...

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 1, 2022:

We live in interesting times, at the end of one 25,000 year cycle and into the next. the question is will we survive as a civilisation with so many sectors each tearing into the whole? America has a bill of rights, we don't so we feel the impact of the change more than the rest of the world where human rights are mandated. Perhaps we will officially join China, North Korea, Iran, etc as a totalitarian fascist state? We are already 80% along the path to membership to this dystopian group of nations

Let's have a little poll. Who wants to host US nukes in Australia? [msn.com]

vocaloldfart comments on Nov 1, 2022:

When the bombs fall and the radiation kills our people, guess where the old pollies go?? In safe bunkers while we die!

Carrying on from @walklightly's habit of welcoming new chums this is my first opportunity to ...

vocaloldfart comments on Oct 31, 2022:

Hi all Newbie from Moura Qld. We are having a sale. 100,000,000 midgees and ten times that number of mosquitoes are on offer. Please someone come and get as many as you can as they are going cheap. Very cheap. With all this rain they breed like crazy. I wonder what is next for Australia?? we have had the worst drought in history, devastating fires, plagues, (locusts, mice, covid midgees mossies etc) and now horrific floods and now the prospect of cyclones along the Qd coast. I am scared to ask WHAT NEXT???

I want to pinpoint the exact time that the Discovery Channel turned to shit.

vocaloldfart comments on Oct 27, 2022:

I am an alien to America and 69 years old. Does that make me an Ancient alien?

I want to pinpoint the exact time that the Discovery Channel turned to shit.

vocaloldfart comments on Oct 27, 2022:

It is not only the discovery channel. All TV seems to be un real reality shows which glorifies mans worst emotions and morals.