To quote George Harrison, "Here comes the sun".

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 15, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiNDfbgB4Fs

To quote George Harrison, "Here comes the sun".

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Despite understandable concern about the additional sunlight fading curtains who doesn't love the sun? Children shouldn't be out in the dark going to school anyway, start school later at say 15. Time is of the essence. Some may moo about this until the cows come home but this idea deserves to be milked. If I cud turn back time I wudn watch this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n3A_-HRFfc

Cold Dark Matter: An Exploded View (1991) by English visual artist, Cornelia Parker, born in ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 15, 2022:

I was being facetious. I quite like the installation. It has visual appeal and stimulates the imagination.

Cold Dark Matter: An Exploded View (1991) by English visual artist, Cornelia Parker, born in ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Infinitely functional, yet integrally derivative, this piece lacks the imbalance to portray the quintessence of chaos in a bounded space.

Is it not true

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Meaningless drivel I'm afraid dear boy. Platitudes. Go find another muse. This guy is jejune. Now.

Happy Pi Day!

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 14, 2022:

To counteract the wild celebration of pi day I decided to do some fitness training. I'm up to the 31 decimals of pi which is the one before the first zero. Tau's that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EmSanSFXEM

My wife asked me earlier what I wanted for dinner.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 14, 2022:

I didn't need to ask. I cooked the spaghetti. I was impressed. Although it didn't look like the tantalisingly sapid repasta that I had imagined. I ended up throwing it into a beef stroganoff that I had prepared earlier.

Survival even when you are not supposed to. [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 14, 2022:

Easily onward, thorough flowers and weed.

Photographer Angus James was fortunate enough to capture this shot.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 13, 2022:

The one that got away.

Save money and take the smaller trolley.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 13, 2022:

Unsold roast chickens and other items must be disposed of after store closing. Take up dumpster diving to lose weight and get fit : it's fun it's free and it's food.

Save money and take the smaller trolley.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 13, 2022:

Be on the lookout in-store for inadvertently opened packets of food.

Save money and take the smaller trolley.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 13, 2022:

Some stores have free fruit for children where you can lunch at no cost. Always byo ragamuffin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY5UIdsjoc8

Save money and take the smaller trolley.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 13, 2022:

Always have the current cattledog with you when you shop. Select items that have incorrect prices in store and obtain those items for free at the check-out. Do this all day until they fix the error on the shelves and register.

Save money and take the smaller trolley.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 13, 2022:

Save money and use the self check-out registers. Pilfering accounts for up to three percent of gross profit in major retailers.

Save money and take the smaller trolley.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 13, 2022:

Customers who choose large trolleys are 80% more like to have bigger shopping lists requiring 50% more expenditure. The probability of a customer being in a shop where they don't know where the bread and milk is approaches once upon a time. P { X: x > 1/t }

Survival even when you are not supposed to. [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 13, 2022:

A thing of beauty is a joy for ever: Its loveliness increases; it will never Pass into nothingness; but still will keep A bower quiet for us, and a sleep From Endymion by John Keats https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/44469/endymion-56d2239287ca5

Eight Western Experts, including Kissinger, Who Warned that NATO Expansion Would Provoke Russia: ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 13, 2022:

urafw

The Western media is not presenting the Russian side of the conflict.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 12, 2022:

As a "History and English teacher and author ... of the Teacher's Manifesto" I expected a cogent analysis of the conflict's causes rather than a link to a Russian news site. The play is from your history book dear sir.

Humans are intelligent but not this [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Chanticleer is more than a match for Reynard.

No chocolate bunnies

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Is this the easter that is always the sunday subsequent to the full moon after the equinox and will there be bbq lamb of god to die for and side salads.

Have you played Wordle, yet?

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 11, 2022:

The short video summarises the rules of the game , but it does not show you how to play. I prefer quordle : four simultaneous games. Engaging data dot com has unlimited three to seven letter wordles.

Wow,, id hate to be a single male on here. everyones gay lmao/ or a tree?

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 9, 2022:

An autobiographical thesis on mental illness?

I went back home last week and happened to see one of my old teachers, Mrs.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 9, 2022:

Sloe-eyed say.

I have finally decided to block frayed bear.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 9, 2022:

Ha ha ha

My students and I love creating new words by accident.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 7, 2022:

You may want to know how wordnik et al define twigger.

Has 'Run' Run Amok? It Has 645 Meanings ... So Far : NPR

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 7, 2022:

Set has had its run. Set sails into russets Run comes with a rush At rhomboidal gussets I'm likely to blush https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgetd17XTOY

Travel?

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 7, 2022:

Ask yourself why.

The vast majority of states allow people to be charged for time behind bars : NPR

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 5, 2022:

Travel agents tout attractions with details of total spend on all inclusive stays. Brisk competition with affordable housing authorities. Fetishists in on the action. Business boom boom boomS. Bolivian prison authorities look to America in abject fawning wonderment. The "pay to stay at home" programs prove popular. Make crime pay, and be more profitable, it's the American way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVuSYUNAekc

100 years after an anti-evolution bill died, science battles rage on

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 5, 2022:

A century of wins.

So another of my recent victories was to actively petition PBS's Masterpiece Theatre's production of...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 5, 2022:

Perhaps a competition. https://janeaustensworld.com/2020/02/29/earning-the-right-to-complete-sanditon-originally-a-competition-for-austens-nephews-and-nieces-by-chris-brindle/

e·pon·y·mous /əˈpänəməs/ adjective (of a person) giving their name to something.

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 5, 2022:

Hippie Chicks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB8GhG2wxQ0

Just had to post this hilarious clip of The Worst Car Crash Political Interviews….

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 5, 2022:

Russell is hilarious and your cunning plan is excellent.

3rd day, fourth try, i got the Wordle! But when i go back to the site, yesterday's completed ...

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 2, 2022:

There is only one game per day on the NY Times Wordle. Try "engaging-data.com" for a wordle clone et al. You can play continuously and choose between 3 and 7 letter versions. Quordle.com involves a daily and a continuous game of four simultaneous wordles. Some start with words like ADIEU because vowels are common. Others may start with three guesses like HEIST then RADON then CLUMP to cover the 15 most common letters in the alphabet. The site below has similar letter and number games. http://happysoft.org.uk/countdown/numgame.php

Steven Wright time. Enjoy the laughs. [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 1, 2022:

That joke is as old as Steven Wright.

Are you an extrovert or introvert?

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 1, 2022:

Yes I am. Furthermore, I'm sick of the way that you've just gone and got yourself a swag of points. It wouldn't surprise me if a descent of doctors of divinity had done something on paper about this.

VERNACULAR.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 28, 2022:

Argot on eh.

Crazy mega-church pastor Greg Locke now publicly calling for the public outing and public punishment...

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 28, 2022:

Which witch is which Hazell? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFmNgiEgPoQ

In order to survive and flourish, a society needs to have either a central authority which everybody...

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 26, 2022:

Never in the annals of human endeavour has so much been produced by so many for so few; never have so many been so broadly and deeply educated and ignorant; and never has so much central authority so ruthlessly quashed freedom.

Sound Waves Convert Stem Cells Into Bone in Regenerative Breakthrough [goodnewsnetwork.org]

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 25, 2022:

Ooo ahh.

Make it all about you...

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 25, 2022:

The epistemological imperatives and concomitant ontological reality preclude all but an anthropic answer.

Magpies Outwit Scientists, by Helping Each Other Remove Tracking Devices [goodnewsnetwork.org]

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 25, 2022:

Stone the flaming crows what a fargon bewdy bird brain.

A couple moves into an apartment and decides to paper the living room.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 25, 2022:

I really enjoyed the virtual wallpaper analysis too.

Happy birthday, George Harrison.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 25, 2022:

Go to the youtube song, right click, highlight the youtube address bar, copy Then come here and click type your answer here Then when that opens type in some gobbledygook like www...http// you may need to do it twice then paste below like this has been done wwww...hyyttp// magically posting songs work goodness knows how normal people here do it ps. not long to my birtday hope you're saving up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWV4pFV5nX4

And another word I used this morning.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 25, 2022:

Speaking of tittle-tattle, not one jot or tittle about the i or the j.

I see that the old.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 25, 2022:

Henceforth to be revered as the Fernapple Trilemma: Was god good, was god bad, or was god ugly and so yesterday that we call him wazza. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1PfrmCGFnk

We'll We'll We'll... If it isn't autocorrect.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 24, 2022:

Aloe aloe aloe. Waddy weave ear?

Do not go gentle into that dark night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage ...

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 24, 2022:

Logolept to words Mostly the unheard Of many very few Involved in matters clerihew.

Poncho The Parrot Blows Johnny Away | Carson Tonight Show [youtu.be]

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 24, 2022:

His beak moved me.

Any and all suggestions are welcome.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 23, 2022:

You could have an epiphany and follow mardi gras with 40 days of eschewing self-denial.

Present a review of recent and relevant socio-psychological literature on the following concepts and...

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 22, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w29r322jqlY

This looks like the kind of copy pasta typical of scammers. [agnostic.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 22, 2022:

Doubtless, however, the topic of communication, hysteria/hypnosis and societal response is forever young. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frj2CLGldC4

For the vegetarians... [youtu.be]

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 22, 2022:

Dandelion here. https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107859427867

THE MEANING OF EVERYTHING A woman about to undergo surgery receives a premed to relax her.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 22, 2022:

She asked him to get a pencil and write it down. When she asked him later what it was he said, ... "2B".

What century is that picture from??

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 22, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJq8N1omdL4

[youtube.com] Mansplaining, mansplained!

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 21, 2022:

Ironically, this is the quintessence of right-wing humour.

😜 hehe ….

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 21, 2022:

She made the big buck buck bucks before an operation left her a cackless mathemachicken. In her hay day she gave Al Jabr a shake and a light splash of the olive. Tried the theatre but the dramaturges gave her the exeunt. A bit part in an animated feature was the last of the gravy. Pretty soon she was scratching to make a living. Started bringing roosters home and it was any cock-a-doodle-do. The kids ended up living out of cardboard cartons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTE1ne7RYH4

“Roughly forty-three thousand years ago a young cave bear died in the rolling hills on the ...

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 21, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1syDCEn_XOw

Oh gosh.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt7OQR56DsE

“Roughly forty-three thousand years ago a young cave bear died in the rolling hills on the ...

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

Then someone ruined it all by carving notches in bones and tallying.

"Don't be sad. We could be in Ottawa, living in tyranny."

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

Leave.

No wonder they look so happy all the time.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

Did you know you posted this before, pass that puffer fish over here girl.

Have you ever taken a time out and contemplated your life in terms of theater?

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

Well done. In the retirement section just think of a number and double it.

I have recently learned that animal bodies make an excellent fertilizer, the farmers often use this ...

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

Bury it.

Just having a gun doesn't make you a criminal, using it wrongly does.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

If having a gun makes you a criminal then having a gun is illegal. Why are you overtly supporting the proliferation of weaponry with this meme?

Funny, not funny?

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

Hilarious, that was the cat that chewed the new shoes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHIn5S-RbY

NURDLE.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

Nurdle is also the new exciting mathematical game that's gone viral on the net (that I invented half way through this sentence). Unlike it's arrant errant and mentally aberrant cousin, Wordle, Nurdle uses six or seven numbers and the operators BEDMAS to create an equation for a final number. So remember Nurdlers, if the cat's got your tongue you can still be at sixes and sevens. Nurdle A pending court case between Colgate and Glaxo has reminded me of this invaluable word, whose wide circulation and range of senses is a wonder, even more so because it rarely features in dictionaries. Some know it best as a term in cricket, for a tap by the batsman that pushes the ball into a space among the fielders in order to take a quick single (“One of our habitual opponents was captained by a man who could, and often did, nurdle the ball down to fine leg”, noted The Times in January this year). It’s also a term in tiddlywinks for playing a wink so close to the pot that it’s almost impossible for your opponent to pot it. (“To escape from a nurdle you need a university degree, an agile wrist and a zany sense of humor”, the Toronto Star wrote in 1985). A couple of English pubs play a game called nurdling, which has been described as “getting old pennies down a hole in a bench”. Generally speaking, if you’re nurdling you’re faffing about doing nothing very constructive. A nurdle in the plastics business, on the other hand, is properly a pre-production pellet, the basic feedstuff that plastic products are made from. When such plastics biodegrade in the oceans they turn back into particles that have been given the same name. In the court case sense, nurdle is the term in the US for the “correct” amount of toothpaste one should put on one’s toothbrush, a squeeze of the tube that exactly covers the whole length of the bristles. The news report in which I found it said, “The complaint seeks a declaration that Colgate’s ‘Triple Action’ phrase and three stripe nurdle are not confusingly similar to Glaxo’s ‘Triple Protection’ phrase and nurdle design in other colours.” Let us hope that this dispute is cleared up soon, for the sake of our communal peace of mind. I’m told that we must credit the American Dental Association for its work in the 1990s to popularise “nurdle” in this sense. It has been claimed that nurdle was coined by the writers of the US TV show Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, with farkel, bippy and others. The true origin, as any Brit of mature years can tell you, was in the crazy mind of Michael Bentine, one of the original Goons and the chief perpetrator of a BBC television show between 1960-64 called It’s a Square World. He invented a spoof pub game, drats, supposedly played by Somerset...

Exciting New Technology Allows Highway in Wales to Get Paved With Recycled Diapers In what might ...

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

The road to perdition is paved with gooed extrusions.

I’m just saying….

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

It takes two baby, to lift the gnostic theist who sees the light and knows.

The First Fatality At The Wheel

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

This article on the invention of the wheel contains irrefutable evidence that a Mesopotamian woman invented scissors one morning 5,000 years ago to cut the flat bread she baked but by mid afternoon was not happy and devised the pizza wheel. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheel

Why 37?

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

Focus on what's next. Good luck with the counselling.

Let’s just take a few minutes to to remember Bon Scott of AC/DC who died on this date in 1980 -...

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sUXMzkh-jI

I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course;.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

Do a Houdini and put the onto before the ology and escap.

Exciting New Technology Allows Highway in Wales to Get Paved With Recycled Diapers In what might ...

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 20, 2022:

No shit sherlock, as one might posit.

One word killed my interest. Has that happened to you?

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 19, 2022:

I tried using ain't for comedic effect but people just laughed at me. With so many bullets being dodged everywhere it's little wonder gun control is an imperative. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6JZW7zMDfY

Just saw the the following quote: "We're all atheists to some degree; the (absolute) atheist just ...

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 19, 2022:

Many may muse there's no difference between monogamy and bigamy in that they both imply one too many and the same applies to atheism and theism. Such a fine apotheosis, if you give me the wool I'll knit one for you too. And other jokes older than anyone here.

A co-worker asked me, “Could you be any more annoying?

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 19, 2022:

The day after you were obliged to bring the cane.

Galaxy's centre tastes of raspberries and smells of rum, say astronomers | Alien life | The Guardian

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 19, 2022:

The discovery that the galactic rim is coated with sugar and lime juice has solved the quandary surrounding dark matter and energy and the team of astrophysicists are in line for the noble piss prize at the cocktail of the year awards for their take on a raspberry daiquiri.

No moose knuckle either! Lol!!!

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 18, 2022:

It all becomes clear upon reflection when you spy his compact wife / chauffeuse advising him how and where to stand for the insurance photo.

After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 18, 2022:

The wavering was doubtless due to being three sheets instead of two to the wind.

Who takes vitamins in large quantities?

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 18, 2022:

Vitamin J?

After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 18, 2022:

Vexillologically challenged?

No moose knuckle either! Lol!!!

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 18, 2022:

Cuffed three times ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yii1ufTyOWs

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations”…………….

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 17, 2022:

I was thinking of his other relations.

Let's assume cryptocurrency and mobile payment options don't eradicate the need for physical money.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 17, 2022:

Filosofical figuratists who give a fig figure money is god.

I want one of them. [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 17, 2022:

I must have an empty heart.

This is me.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 17, 2022:

Sic, an apostasy before god but ok behind his back. I should like to cast the first stone.

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations”…………….

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 17, 2022:

Unless it's 19th century England and one's own relations are proscribed.

Every Day I Grow To Hate People More.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 16, 2022:

Best eschew quordle ( four simultaneous wordles ).

Since, I have been an Atheist I have become more comfortable with my body.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 16, 2022:

Wear two hats. It's important to be friendly. Tennis and volleyball practice is imperative. Eschew the cooler months. Take a friend. If you drink tea or coffee use extreme caution. When the feeling is so palpable you could touch it, don't. Remember there is a reason naturists are welcoming, sunshine.

Avouch verb (used with object) to make frank acknowledgment or affirmation of; declare or ...

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 16, 2022:

Av what ouch? Av er nuvva go. Are you positive Ness? Yes, unhood the falcon owls and draw your puns.

Do you taboo? On the silence of nonreligion [onlysky.media]

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 16, 2022:

Saying you're an atheist is akin to informing adults that you longer believe in Santa.

Day of Wrath, a 1943 Danish film.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 16, 2022:

Noir, haven't seen it. Who doesn't love a lugubrious sticharion tearer?

[youtube.com] Weird Al explains grammar -Word Crimes

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 16, 2022:

I enjoyed that too much. My inner pedant is oft amazed at the ineluctable, ineffable, illiteracy here.

The nicest sweetest woman in the world I work with was nearby when we were talking about our ...

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 16, 2022:

The hills are still alive but the music is as gunfire: never a bridge too far.

Please welcome two new members to the group .

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 16, 2022:

Thinkers in my price and value demographic, how bingo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5pESPQpXxE

More funny quotes this time about Life.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 16, 2022:

Life wonders death doesn't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiH9edd25Bc

“How to want less” is the title of a piece in the latest “Atlantic.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 15, 2022:

Insightful and inspirational, with each passing paragraph I wanted less. Mick can't dance, the song musicologically and lyrically does not slake my lust and what's more.

A beautiful home. [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 15, 2022:

The austere minimalism of the stone, glass and metal quadrants is sublime.

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 15, 2022:

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Only this and nothing more.”

“Appreciation is a wonderful thing.

waitingforgodo comments on Feb 15, 2022:

At the very least his inadvertent comedic genius is divine. "Si Dieu n'existait pas, il faudrait l'inventer."