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I saw that YouTube offers the movie "The Never Ending Story" to watch for free.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 8, 2021:

You can dream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHytjEj7B9g

Intergenerational co-parenting

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Pre-eminent paradigms of an oeuvre replete with some of the finest examples of pop culture plagiarism. Hero : too big to stroll with a bound book. Leader : too big to fail once more. God : too small and imperfectly formed.

For atheists, the idea of aliens seems real.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 8, 2021:

The follow-up study 500 million years later found no basis on which aliens could believe life ever existed on a planet swallowed by it's star in a remote galaxy of zero consequence.

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 7, 2021:

As we attempt to contemplate the vastness of @Lorajay 's oeuvre let us pause and reflect for a moment in fawning wonderment how at the beginning of this thread our heroine was 779 points shy of 200,000 and five minutes later is 85.000 points over 200,000. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rw1_FNdy-Y

Should Police Be Allowed to Demand Your Cellphone's Passcode ? Why/not ?

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Deceased people don't have 4th and 5th Amendment rights. Jus' sayin'.

I bet he WISHES he said some of these.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Confucian: it's such a terrible shame Confucian: to know that he is to blame https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jUvhJ_Tgzw

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 7, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiueIiFJdN8 Now I shout it from the highest hills Even told the golden daffodils At last my heart's an open door And my secret love's no secret anymore

Destruction never looked so good. [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 7, 2021:

The search engines are onto you.

Early Civilizations Had It All Figured Out A contrarian account of our prehistory argues that ...

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 6, 2021:

A ripping yarn. There is no evidence from prehistory to refute the journalist's contention unless the book does. Meanwhile in another part of town, you and I shall remain kings of our domain.

LABIOMANCY.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 5, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYUdldNzLNA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsntlJZ9h1U

LABIOMANCY.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 5, 2021:

Also the ability to divine how things are going by the look and taste of the labia. AKA "read my lips".

I have a secret baking recipe for bread. It’s on a knead to dough basis.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 4, 2021:

That's as risible as christ knows what.

Top US Catholic bishop calls social justice movements ‘pseudo-religion’ [religionnews.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 4, 2021:

Inner sanctum of Social Justice League accuse bishop of delusion.

Did Jesus actually exist?

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 4, 2021:

A litany of lies and one truth : how compelling. Amusingly, the historicity of the central character does not diminish or disprove it's thrall.

As you age, you win some, and you lose some.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 3, 2021:

Nonpareil news, now if we could only make you more prolix.

PLETHORA pleth·o·ra 1.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 3, 2021:

I was so full of bodily fluid it was either take a plethora nother pair of pampers.

The Young Turks - Man HATES Critical Race Theory, Knows NOTHING About It [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 3, 2021:

Bill you could have the makings of a best seller board game here. I'll take community chest for two hundred thanks Bill. Is epistemology useful to ontology in today's America?

Great question.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 3, 2021:

They work for minimum wage and the small car will travel 100 miles.

It's Taco Tuesday

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 3, 2021:

Don't let Tacky Tuesday hog all the fun. Try Shambles Shed-floor Sawdust Scrapings Saturday. Why add vegetables? Silly sausage, assuage your appetite with a slice of true baloney, cover in ketchup and roll.

Why Is Conservative Comedy So… Not Very Good? - SOME MORE NEWS [youtu.be]

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 2, 2021:

The reason why a left wing commentator doesn't find a conservative comedian funny is because it's easy to be offended when the joke is about what you believe. Some right wing voters appear to find everything amusing if it contemns the left. Some left wing voters delight in the misfortune of those on the right. Oh, and it's because they're not funny.

Do you think we are going to be having a Civil War soon?

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 2, 2021:

I can't imagine Americans interfering in a democratically elected government this coming Saturday other than someone else's.

Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid ...

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Can't help but wonder if the smartest might select a champion.

IMAGO.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Finally, one that I can sing ' "I may go away on this summer's day ..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdA6oG3JVc8

"Understanding a question is half an answer." Socrates.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Sayings ascribed to Socrates are as preposterous as precepts proclaimed to proceed from the putative Prince of Peace.

"Understanding a question is half an answer." Socrates.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 1, 2021:

I'm enjoying the Socratic epigrams: what Socrates wrote is similar to what Jesus said.

Is it over or is the proverbial only just about to hit the fan in NSW & will it affect the Federal ...

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 1, 2021:

I'd contribute to the coffers of Kangaroo Court but Shane would only spend the cash on flaming galah and crested cockatoo crockery creations.

Herrings nearly caused a war between Sweden and Russia. [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 1, 2021:

Smells like a red herring.

If you're in this group, this is for you...

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 1, 2021:

Who knew? I'm a danker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRPILZS1hc8

Consent!! poor eel looks abused

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 1, 2021:

At several levels this story almost died in the arse, but for the wellspring of turgid prose attached.

NERVES OF STEEL!! Drinking coffee.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 1, 2021:

Tell her you're too busy with spot forward left hand side multi-currency arbitrage and the attendant issuance/investment to trouble yourself with faux forex folderol.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 31, 2021:

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two fathers-in-law. This version is much more mirthful, or is it? No big deal but it got me to wondering n stuff, and before I knew it I was off with the pixies.

Isaac nails it

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 31, 2021:

To be fair it is science fiction.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 31, 2021:

Why is this joke about women?

How atheists have become racist.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 30, 2021:

The article doesn't mention racism and isn't about racism. Why did you mention racism?

Yep! Mine too!

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 29, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm7XEUH6JX0 When doing stuff then suddenly find I'm staring at those sky fairies face to face I've climbed way up left my troubles behind And all my cares just drift right into space Up on the roof it's peaceful as can be And I can kill hobgoblins there for free Let me tell you how When I come home feeling tired and beat I go up where the air is fresh and sweet I barbecue a sky fairy to eat And watch the proselytisers in the street Up on the roof's the only place I know Where you just have to wish to make it so Let's go up on the roof

"I'm equal parts snow leopard, dolphin and turtle." Really?

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 29, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zanYf6c-DpA Blue hair fell It was blowing my way Blue hair fell It is going bi waves

I am taking a poll.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 28, 2021:

The context is either racist or it isn't. I thought of racehorses so I may fail the EQ test for a sheet set and pillow cases in the Ku Klux Klan.

Up to you to put it together.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 28, 2021:

Loose stools said the bad workman.

Dear Mathematics, grow up and solve your own problems.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 28, 2021:

I challenge Zealandia to adduce any integral information.

I never really cared for their food and the last time I was in one was when my 38 year old son was ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 27, 2021:

I'm betwixt and between the carpark or the drive thru on this one: dine-in/take-away is an affordable choice for many.

Blonde guy jokes are just as much fun as blonde girl jokes.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 27, 2021:

Una paloma blanca https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQK9k42ongU

Getting Past The Fear Of No Longer Being | Jim-(CA) | Atheist Experience 25.42 [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 26, 2021:

Holy hell on a hot poker night, agnostics don't know that there is no existence beyond mortality and atheists may or may not believe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHytjEj7B9g

Should scientists revive extinct animals? [france24.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 26, 2021:

Yes, especially the extinct hominins, asking for a old friend.

Natruism. It's not just a hobby...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 26, 2021:

"Natruism, it's not just a hobby" : Na, truism is axiomatic.

Fescue - a cool season grass. I never heard of it before today, in a crossword.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Informally conversational : "Hey, are you on some kind of grass", he opined wryly. "Fescue", she replied.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Put a note in your dairy, it happened this day.

[smithsonianmag.com] Embalming may be 1000 yrs older than thought

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Only one previous owner, well kept, leaks fixed, only a thousand on the clock, it's an offer you'll never regret.

At least these days women can write under their own names.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 25, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTkbj56bnYs

There was a time when "free-thinker" was a common synonym for "atheist".

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 24, 2021:

Sexuality is to Humanity as Tenet is to Equity.

There was a time when "free-thinker" was a common synonym for "atheist".

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 24, 2021:

Some people have an agenda, don't they. Why don't you just cut to your chase about gender and drop the humanist/dawkins stalking horse facade.

“I’m a rich man.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 23, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CglhQzAIOvE

VARISTOR.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 23, 2021:

My portmanteau's packed, it's early morn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4brYfcHQR0

Church leaders can be so foolishly smug.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 23, 2021:

Foolishly smug but literally the only ontological outpouring.

I need a snappy comeback: I know there are some very intelligent people on this site, ao I'm calling...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 22, 2021:

Looking back now, it was inadvertently provocative joining grindr with the ekename "organist".

The Young Turks - 5 Veterans Quit Sinema Advisory Council In Protest [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 22, 2021:

It would be rude to contend that she is a shit-house senator.

I need a snappy comeback: I know there are some very intelligent people on this site, ao I'm calling...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 22, 2021:

If you don't want him tell him to pluck away. If you do want him say you are more familiar with the organ.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 22, 2021:

Botox should be frowned upon.

US surgeons test pig kidney transplant in a human US surgeons say they have successfully given a ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 22, 2021:

Meanwhile, across town, another set of three little pigs have been found in what police are calling transplant bathtubs. Huffers and puffers in search of fresh pink lungs have been implicated in the sordid trade.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUwEIt9ez7M

Google Issues Warning For 2 Billion Chrome Users

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 21, 2021:

There I was thinking that this was all done magically in the sky. "In Chrome, click menu (three dots) > Help > About Google Chrome."

Microwaved lasagna.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 21, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_GMMLULXw

Is this the beginning of a new era for Australian Politics and Government or just a mere hiccup that...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 20, 2021:

If a post has mysteriously disappeared you could try posting it again.

It's that time of year again...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 20, 2021:

If you can't say anything nice then don't say anything atoll. Love Mrs T's hair, ino ive seen it somewhere.

Is this the beginning of a new era for Australian Politics and Government or just a mere hiccup that...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 20, 2021:

This one?

Coming home today I thought I would show the invasion of witches that keep to the light poles in ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 20, 2021:

A witch's brouhaha.

Not to be controversial, but I really believe this to be true.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 20, 2021:

@phxbillcee a child of five could see what Groucho's dog is doing to Antisthenes, somebody fetch a child of five.

Joseph Campbell — Jung and the Right and Left-hand Paths 3min 42sec [youtu.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 20, 2021:

Man of mythtery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4

I love an old story, and they don't come much older than this.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 20, 2021:

My valet de chambre assures me I dress to the left and in everything else, however, all organisms with a central nervous system display bilateral symmetry so I've instructed him to place a bezos for one. Beg pardon for the tardy response but I've been watching documentaries , and you are to blame.

I love an old story, and they don't come much older than this.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 20, 2021:

Mmm, bilateral symmetry, well ahead.

In a previous posting on whether people.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 19, 2021:

At first it was the smouldering, sweet scent of senescence from the oxidation of omega 7 unsaturated fatty acids. Then, once agnosticism had swept me up in it's ineluctable thrall, I just didn't know any more.

An American asked his British friend to fill in the various US states on a blanked out map and this ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 19, 2021:

An American asked a foreigner how come he knew so much about America and the foreigner opened fire with a volley of answers.

Islands in the stream. That is what we are...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 19, 2021:

www.http//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e2igZexpMs

Hello Everyone! I hope your day is going excellent! I know that if I had no choice, but HAD to claim...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 19, 2021:

Leading up to this cerebration of prestidigitation or presents I'd go from pantheon to pantheon sikhing a trick here and a treat there; an om hither and an omni thither until I arrived.

Leo Rojas - Der einsame Hirte [youtu.be]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 19, 2021:

I reckon an electric version would blow them away next May at the Dubbo Show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui_AP2sfgqs

The Young Turks - MAGA Restaurant Owner Kills His Business With Stupid Signs [youtube.com]

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 19, 2021:

You can catch anything you want at Uncle Ed's Ristorante Calamari Jesus Joseph Anda Alla Da Saints Fritti is bijou and the knock knock gnocchi is to die for. https://www.uncleeddiesristorante.com/uer-menu-pre-fixe.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

The Four Tops (gold jackets), The Temptations (red jackets), Stevie Wonder (blue jacket), Smokey ...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 18, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CFuCYNx-1g

Mojo noun exceptional ability, good luck, success.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 18, 2021:

I disagree with Dictionary.com's definition in it's "word of the day" section. I'm especially dismissive of the second and third putative synonyms as representing definitions of the words mojo. The main entry in that lexicon for mojo contradicts its "word of the day" meaning: noun, plural mo·jos, mo·joes for 1, 3. an object, as an amulet or charm, that is believed to carry a magic spell. the art or practice of casting magic spells; magic. Informal. a seemingly magical personal charm, power, or influence over other people: He’s always a hit with the ladies when he gets his mojo working. exceptional ability, good luck, success, etc.: It seems like our team has finally gotten its mojo back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzlK0OGpIRs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubNruSEM8Q

Well, it's not wrong.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 18, 2021:

Poetry like what I done with cheeses is full whiff promise. Fromages pasteurise as gentle brie says Camembertly tried a faith in cheeses

You gotta have one up your sleeve before you visit these guys.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 18, 2021:

Shamp.

QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM or Q.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 18, 2021:

To prove that e^(i.pi) +1 = 0 is the most beautiful equation you need a QED, a forklift and a two ton truck full of mathematical symbols. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 18, 2021:

And an initial moment of inertia.

I don't have any furbabies at present so I am here to live vicariously from your furbabies.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 18, 2021:

No smuggling required.

[zmescience.com] Milanese friar mentions America in 1345 text