Has a certain song ever sounded faster than usual to you on the radio?

webbew1 comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Stop listening to commercial radio and start using apps like Pandora, Spotify and Deezer. Problem solved. I weaned myself off of commercial radio over thirty years ago. It wasn't very hard, considering it was about the equivalent of weaning oneself off of eating dried up dog shit.

Has a certain song ever sounded faster than usual to you on the radio?

webbew1 comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Stop listening to commercial radio and start using apps like Pandora, Spotify and Deezer. Problem solved. I weaned myself off of commercial radio over thirty years ago. It wasn't very hard, considering it was about the equivalent of weaning oneself off of eating dried up dog shit.

Typical liberal logic

webbew1 comments on Sep 14, 2018:

She's correct. Most people join fanatic militant groups because they feel as though they have absolutely nothing left to loose. Their own lives mean nothing to them anymore. When a person has reached a point of perceived hopelessness in which their own survival instinct is subverted, they become very dangerous. Give them a decent paying job and a sense that there is hope for a bright future for themselves and their family and the individual will not choose to lash out in anger by joining militant terrorist groups such as ISIS and Al Qaeda.

Orgasms is clearly the most important part of sex.

webbew1 comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Orgasm without other physical intimacy is like watching the final fight scene between Apollo Creed and Rocky Balboa without watching the rest of the film.

These weather maps sure have been freaky lately. Maybe this is what Florence wants to penetrate?! ?

webbew1 comments on Sep 12, 2018:

I noticed that too. Looks like a dick going up somebody's ass. Florence is big. Real big. And you can bet that it won't be using any lube.

Paul McCartney says he and John Lennon masturbated together with three of Lennon's other friends.

webbew1 comments on Sep 12, 2018:

I'm guessing based on the bottomless pockets Paul McCartney has in them jeans, those Vegas hookers weren't emaciated crack ho's from the strip. Those were likely insanely hott college girls paying their way through school and saving money to start their own businesses right after graduation.

This isn't 45 himself, but I still thought it was hilarious! :D [huffingtonpost.com]

webbew1 comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Go easy on the guy. This is the nicest thing I've seen an evangelical do in a very long time. It's better than raping altar boys and trolling for gay giggolis outside of cheap hotels.

More on the path to finding out why superbugs are on the up and up around the world.

webbew1 comments on Sep 11, 2018:

It's going to be a rough winter as far as sickness goes. It's already starting. Many of my customers already have kids at home sick, and fall and winter aren't even here yet.

In remembrance of those who perished on that day.

webbew1 comments on Sep 11, 2018:

If you're looking to create an online "safe space", you might find the task a bit daunting to say the least. The internet is filled with people from all walks of life with varying ideas and belief systems. No matter where you try to hide, you're going to run in to people who do not believe as you do. If you want to create a conservative circle jerk where all participants serve as a sounding board for your ideas and your ideas alone, your best option is to send out invitations by snail mail, set up folding chairs in your basement and serve tea and cookies.

This mornings moon to shoot for. Ruger 1911

webbew1 comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Simple but reliable design.

This mornings moon to shoot for. Ruger 1911

webbew1 comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Simple but reliable design.

You know what the regressive left's new tactic is when it comes to the recent issue over Nike?

webbew1 comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Have never seen anything like this show up on my Facebook news feed.

If you could make your pet sentient would you?

webbew1 comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Not sure what you're asking. Most animals have some level of sentience and self awareness. Even bugs possess a rudimentary self awareness. As far as the types of pets that most humans keep such as cats and dogs, these creatures are functioning at a fairly high level of sentience and self awareness (about the level of a 3 to 5 year old human). You can't "make something sentient" which is already sentient. As for INCREASING sentience in pets, no I wouldn't do it. It seems to me as though most animals humans keep as pets are perfectly content right where they are. I'm a dog person, and the reason dogs and humans get along so great is that dogs are at that level where a human child is at around the age of four. They love hanging out with mom and dad and they think that mom and dad are awesome. Why screw that up by turning them in to the equivalent of nihilistic teenagers or self absorbed adults?

That sounds like a rotten game...

webbew1 comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Socialist Monopoly is an oxymoron. It can’t exist. There are no monopolies in pure socialism. Unless an individual or group in the governing body rises up to become the monopoly, and then it is no longer socialism.

That sounds like a rotten game...

webbew1 comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Socialist Monopoly is an oxymoron. It can’t exist. There are no monopolies in pure socialism. Unless an individual or group in the governing body rises up to become the monopoly, and then it is no longer socialism.

So, if this is a kink community, what are y'all's favorites? Mine is hypnosis/mind-play.

webbew1 comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Nothing too crazy. I just love great sex and don’t believe in the rules of engagement which western society places upon people regarding their sexuality unless it involves under age or involuntary participation. I despise both feminists and religious fanatics equally in regards to their penchant for telling people what they are and are not supposed to do with their own bodies.

From LZ: Spent my days with a woman unkind Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.

webbew1 comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Best track off of Led Zeppelin IV by a long shot. You can keep your Stairway To Heaven.

After 2 marriages and 6 stepchildren, I've finally learned that I could have had several stamps in ...

webbew1 comments on Sep 9, 2018:

It’s not too late to remedy that situation.

What is your favorite place you've ever lived?

webbew1 comments on Sep 8, 2018:

San Francisco is awesome, but it's expensive. I'd recommend the suburbs if you're going to move to that area though. The actual city of San Francisco is a nice place to visit. It's also a nice place to leave. Might I suggest San Bruno, Millbrae or Daly City. All within earshot of affordability yet still close to the inner city with the endless number of cool things to do and see that it has to offer. You can also move to the east side of the bay to areas like Lodi and Stockton. These places are a bit of a journey to get to San Francisco itself and have some bad areas in regards to the crime rate, but housing prices are very affordable. If you want to go in to the city, you can simply drive to a park and ride near Antioch and take the BART to anywhere you want to go.

Name the greatest (update: greatest all-around Metal guitar player) Metal guitar player of all time.

webbew1 comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Dimenag Darrell was good, but there are a few contemporary metal guitarists who are his equal..... - Herman Li from Dragonforce - Devin Townsend from The Devin Townsend Project - John Wesley from Porcupine Tree - Mikael Akerfeldt from Opeth

How true is this ?

webbew1 comments on Sep 7, 2018:

And there in lies the conundrum. Women like men who listen while men like women who just shut the hell up once in awhile. Might as well be hunting unicorns.

[patriotpost.us] The attached cartoon is an accurate depiction.

webbew1 comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Kind of looks like Congressional Republicans during confirmation hearings for Merrick Garland.

I remember one, well, maybe a few, mornings like this.

webbew1 comments on Sep 6, 2018:

Interval training and a five mile hike with full gear while still drunk. Bet that was a hoot.

I had to fire someone today - if you can call it that.

webbew1 comments on Sep 6, 2018:

Well, the fact that she showed up for 50-60% of her shifts is more than enough grounds for termination. Volunteer or not. This was clearly not a high enough priority in her life and you should have replaced her with someone who was willing to take on the responsibility long before all that other bullshit went down.

Trump Deserves This Funeral

webbew1 comments on Sep 6, 2018:

Forget the flag. Just light the dumpster on fire. It would be a perfectly fitting symbolic representation of the life Trump lead. Pissing away an inheritance from his father that anybody else would have been able to at least maintain..... Being bailed out of multiple bankruptcy’s..... Stepping out on multiple marriages..... Not to mention the atrocities he’s overseen in his two years serving in the Oval Office. A dumpster fire would be the perfect way for Trump to be sent out of this world. Save the burial space for the body of someone who lived a life worthy of it.

I have been posting this around in a couple of places, what do you think What is it going to take...

webbew1 comments on Sep 6, 2018:

You're never going to reach Trump's core base. That group has become a cult which will follow him no matter how many horrendous atrocities his administration commits. When I respond to a Trump supporter on social media, I do not do so in an attempt to reach the Trump supporter. I fully realize that this is something which is not possible. I respond In order to reach the middle of the road individual who is reading the thread and still may be trying to decide how they will be voting or even if they will be voting in the next election. Once you understand that Trump's base is too far gone to reach and realize that you are focusing your attention upon those whom you can reach, it becomes a whole lot less frustrating. Think of it like walking some hot girl's stupid, obnoxious, ill behaved dog because you know that it will eventually lead to you getting her in the sack with you.

So few folks from Nebraska. I am a little surprised. Kansas seems better.

webbew1 comments on Sep 6, 2018:

I grew up in Nebraska and went to college st Nebraska Wesleyan if that counts. Actually, I'm surprised there are any folks from Nebraska here at all, what with the heavy abundance of the praise jeebus crowd running around the place.

Favorite classic TV show?

webbew1 comments on Sep 6, 2018:

MASH, Star Trek (OS), All In The Family and Hogan's Heros.

I really want to be a sexual deviant again but not having the female sexual deviant that help me to ...

webbew1 comments on Sep 5, 2018:

There's always Madam Helga's House Of Obedience and Pain.

RIP, Claire Wineland :(

webbew1 comments on Sep 5, 2018:

Oh, damn.... )-: She had such a magnetic personality and took the disease she was living with in stride. I donated to her Go Fund Me campaign a couple of months ago. Here's hoping that the money she raises leads to a cure for CF so that nobody dies from this disease ever again.

Anyone have met someone in the adult movie industry?

webbew1 comments on Sep 5, 2018:

No. Just people in the music and sports industries.

How many of you have continued to work even though you knew it was bad for your health for any ...

webbew1 comments on Sep 5, 2018:

My job can be dangerous. Working around garage door torsion systems has many potential hazards for the individual who does not know what they are doing or is not paying attention.

The more I learn and see of relationships the more I think the Japanese have the right idea.

webbew1 comments on Sep 5, 2018:

There will probably come a day when all humans have cybernetic companions designed and programmed to be their ideal mate and reproduction will occur in a laboratory. However, that day is a long, long way off.

"He's retarded. He's a dumb southerner." Donald Trump on Jeff Sessions

webbew1 comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Finally something Trump and I can agree on.

OK, instead of word association.

webbew1 comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Toss the pizza bites in the trash and snack on the pineapple while you wait for the real pizza you ordered to arrive.

There was a time, the Democrats were an honourable and viable party. But that was awhile ago:

webbew1 comments on Sep 4, 2018:

There was a time when both parties were honourable parties. But that was awhile ago. Gary Johnson for President in 2020! Vote indipendent candidates across the board in 2018 and 2020!

if someone outside of this group were to call you a pervert.

webbew1 comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Depends. If they attempted to claim that I was a child molester or a rapist or a peeping tom, then I'd probably tell them to go fuck themselves. If they tried to call me a pervert because their idea of who should and shouldn't have sex with whom and when and how doesn't happen to match mine, then what ever. They can still fuck off, but only because I couldn't give less of a shit about what they have to say.

if someone outside of this group were to call you a pervert.

webbew1 comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Depends. If they attempted to claim that I was a child molester or a rapist or a peeping tom, then I'd probably tell them to go fuck themselves. If they tried to call me a pervert because their idea of who should and shouldn't have sex with whom and when and how doesn't happen to match mine, then what ever. They can still fuck off, but only because I couldn't give less of a shit about what they have to say.

if someone outside of this group were to call you a pervert.

webbew1 comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Depends. If they attempted to claim that I was a child molester or a rapist or a peeping tom, then I'd probably tell them to go fuck themselves. If they tried to call me a pervert because their idea of who should and shouldn't have sex with whom and when and how doesn't happen to match mine, then what ever. They can still fuck off, but only because I couldn't give less of a shit about what they have to say.

God is everywhere? Germs.

webbew1 comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Oh... I thought that this was going to be something by the 80's punk band, The Germs.

I find both pretty disturbing:

webbew1 comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Can't say I'm surprised. The version of capitalism which has predominated in the United States since the Reagan years has left them with no future unless they're the kid of some high ranking politician or CEO. If you want to blame anybody for the fact that a large faction of millennials want to switch the United States over to Democratic Socialism, then look in the mirror. You've got nobody to blame but yourselves.

Ridiculous Rumors

webbew1 comments on Sep 3, 2018:

My roommate is the same way. 17 years ago he stopped going to AA meetings because of all the "higher power" bullshit, flushed all the cocaine and heroine down the toilet and hasn't touched the stuff since.

Ridiculous Rumors

webbew1 comments on Sep 3, 2018:

My roommate is the same way. 17 years ago he stopped going to AA meetings because of all the "higher power" bullshit, flushed all the cocaine and heroine down the toilet and hasn't touched the stuff since.

Ridiculous Rumors

webbew1 comments on Sep 3, 2018:

My roommate is the same way. 17 years ago he stopped going to AA meetings because of all the "higher power" bullshit, flushed all the cocaine and heroine down the toilet and hasn't touched the stuff since.

I miss home.

webbew1 comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Hell, I grew up in a small town of 730 people and couldn't get out of the place fast enough. I moved out when I was 18 and never went back again after both of my parents passed away. The folks in my home town are good people and all, but just too much praise jeebus talk and not nearly enough cultural diversity for my tastes. And you can only spend so many Saturday nights driving up and down mainstreet, listening to the local country music station and honking your horn at passing cars for entertainment.

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webbew1 comments on Sep 2, 2018:

Most of the middle class is relocating to places like Phoenix. California has allowed rent prices to get so out of control that nobody can live there anymore. This is what happens when income does not match cost of living. People go where they can afford to live.

This 87-Year-Old Man Is Searching for a Job to Pay for Wife's Medical Bills - Health

webbew1 comments on Sep 1, 2018:

This is now how we in the United States thank our elderly for their many years of service to the work force. When they become old and frail, we leave them out in the cold and tell them to go fuck themselves. When things like this become acceptable in a society, it is a clear and present sign that the society in question has abandoned its moral compass and is in decline.

Arming qualified teachers has always been the only practical solution to the mass shootings in ...

webbew1 comments on Sep 1, 2018:

The same group of people who want to cut teachers pay and benefits wants to put fire arms in their hands. Brilliant plan. How long before some pissed off teacher shoots up their classroom because their pension got taken away?

So my best friend from college has been staying in Bangkok with our third roommate who now lives ...

webbew1 comments on Aug 29, 2018:

First time I went to Thailand, by my fifth night in Bangkok I locked myself in my hotel room and didn't come out. I was literally so burnt out by all the female attention that I had to take a break.

How long should you go without sex before giving up?

webbew1 comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Not sure what you mean by giving up, so I'll presume you're talking about any sexual encounter between two people which does not involve a direct exchange of money for sexual services. I'd say if your not having any luck finding a partner, when you get to the point where the thought of physical contact with another human being involving sex takes up your every waking moment (and many of your dreams), not allowing you to successfully and smoothly navigate all other aspects of your life, then go ahead and procure the services of a pro. And I wouldn't consider that giving up by any means. It's just taking a non-traditional avenue towards having your needs met. We procure the services of others to have our needs met every single day. None of us can be good at everything in life. Finding sex partners is no different. Some are good at it. Some aren't. For those who aren't, there are people who provide physical intimacy and sexual services as a means of generating income.

Is Rock Really Dead?

webbew1 comments on Aug 29, 2018:

There's still good rock and roll being made. Radio just doesn't play it anymore. You have to make a concerted effort to go out and find it these days. If you're trying to find good rock and roll on your local Clear Channel owned jock rock station, you're going to be shit out of luck. My advice is to take a baseball bat to your radio and start researching post 90's Power Metal, Melodic Metal and Heavy Metal online via You Tube and through apps like Pandora, Spotify and Tidal.

I'm planning to take my family to Costa Rica in January for a couple of weeks. Anybody been there?

webbew1 comments on Aug 28, 2018:

1) Britt Coffee Plantation Tour. Not a by the numbers tour. Very entertaining and good, clean family friendly fun. https://www.cafebritt.com 2) La Paz Waterfall and Peace Gardens A hike through the rain forest that you'll never forget. http://www.waterfallgardens.com/la_paz_waterfall_gardens.php 3) Stay on the outskirts of San Jose, close to the airport. I've personally never had any major issues while staying in downtown San Jose, but somebody seems to get mugged every time I'm in town and comes back to the hotel bitching about their money and passport being gone. 4) Take the hotel shuttles rather than the metered taxis. Some of the taxi drivers will try to run the meter up on you.

Haha...gross...

webbew1 comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Neatly trimmed for me, please.

I know it doesn't exist but if it did, the entrance to hell has got to be something like this :-)

webbew1 comments on Aug 28, 2018:

That's either the entrance to hell, or the entrance to Rosanne Barr's asshole.

How much plastic is in our oceans? | News | Al Jazeera

webbew1 comments on Aug 28, 2018:

At this point, the focus needs to be on finding ways to clean up after these idiots. You can't teach corporate and private interest groups to clean up after themselves any more than you can teach a dog to shit in a toilet. The best you can do is invent the correct pooper scooper for the job and get to work.

Anybody watch Disenchantment?

webbew1 comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I enjoyed the first season but can't say that I loved it. It's not yet up to par with early Simpsons or anywhere close to as good as Futurama was, but it deserves time to develop. There's lots of potential.

Many Libertarians point to 19th-century laissez-faire America as the supreme example of how well a ...

webbew1 comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Trying to use Gilligan's Island as an analogy for how to run a country with millions of people in it is like trying to use Horton Hears A Who as an analogy for how to build a skyscraper.

Men's issue: OK, we all seem to face some version of it - erectile dysfunction as we get ...

webbew1 comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I have a prescription for Tri-Mix. Makes Mr. Happy stand at attentention the way he did back when I was 18. Been looking in to the Gainswave Treatments. Sounds like a promising development, but probably as expensive as a Bugatti.

Have you ever picked up a total strange on a wim and had sex.

webbew1 comments on Aug 25, 2018:

Very first time I had sex. Never since.

Yes - Symphonic - And you and I - [youtu.be]

webbew1 comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Going to see these guys live for the first time in a couple of weeks.

Have you ever been the athletic type or super good at sports?

webbew1 comments on Aug 23, 2018:

No. With vision as poor as mine is, sports were never really in the cards. I tried a few different sports up through 8th grade and then finally figured out it wasn't for me.

Which do you like better, Star Wars or Star Trek? Why?

webbew1 comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Neither right now. They've both jumped the shark. But I prefer Star Trek in the grand scheme of things.

Apparently, religiousness is correlated with "porn related moral incongruity".

webbew1 comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I personally find porn boring. I much prefer the real thing.

I still do. ???

webbew1 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

With the exception of sports talk radio and when I'm in the mood for some classical music, no. Haven't listened to commercial radio in almost 30 years now. I use Pandora and Tidal.

Time to move.... [wkrn.com]

webbew1 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I think Mexico has a lot more to worry about than a few teenagers getting it on in the back seat of a car or at the beach. Perhaps they can start to make a dent in dealing with the drug cartels now.

Sept 13th I touch down in Denver.

webbew1 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I'm in east Denver. Be happy to meet up if time permits. Best places to catch underground and indie bands in the Denver area are The Lions Lair and the Hi-Dive.

Asian girl. Who like Asians?

webbew1 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Yes. Most definitely. Especially SE Asian women from Thailand, Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam. Warm and friendly companions and exceptional lovers. If I never in my life shared a bed with a woman who wasn't from SE Asia, I wouldn't be missing a thing.

Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

webbew1 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Mustache deep between the legs of a $1,200.00/ hr., 23 year old call girl at some ritzy hotel in Vegas. Age of 103.

I wish I had a way to earn at least $250 per month for the next six months.

webbew1 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Get yourself a set of number stencils, painters tape and some cans of black and white spray paint and go around painting house numbers on curbs. It's an easy way to make great money without much of an initial investment. The only draw back is that you need to be ok with going door to door and getting turned down a lot. You'll probably average about two numbers an hour.

Ever had a nice, peaceful, drama-free breakup after a torrid relationship?

webbew1 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I've been fortunate. I've never had a bad break up. My view is that relationships last as long as they are meant to. No more and no less. If the person I'm with decides that they no longer want to be with me, then I'll simply go get with someone else. I've also, fortunately, never had to deal with some obsessed, clingy whack job. Most of the women I've been with approach their relationships the same way I do.

What do you do for fun that also counts as exercise?

webbew1 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

My job involves quite a bit of physical labor, so in my down time the last thing I want to do is something which involves exercise.

What do you do on Sundays?

webbew1 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Not much. Recover from karaoke night on Saturday mostly. Read, watch a couple episodes of Dexter (only four episodes left and then I'll have to find something new to watch) and do some laundry if it's needed.

Share a link to a song that you like. Must have been released in the last five years.

webbew1 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Cathartic moment on Steven Wilson's, Hand. Cannot. Erase album about a mother trying to come to terms with the deaths of her children in a school shooting.... https://youtu.be/sh5mWzKlhQY

Is it any wonder I've got ...

webbew1 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Be sure to buy some cinnamon Styx for that recipe as well.

San Francisco introduces 'Poop Patrol' to clean up after its own crappy liberal policies | Fox News

webbew1 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

At least San Francisco is proactive in taking care of its issues. What have conservatives In deep south states done to help impoverishes, obsolete coal industry workers retrain for new jobs? Not jack squat. That's what.

If you would do anything for Love but you won’t do “that” sexually, what is “that” for ...

webbew1 comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I'd be perfectly fine with another guy if she's going to set those parameters. So long as she fully understands that it WILL work both ways and that I WILL be seeing other women.

Wish I had lips to kiss and a body to hold! Miss passion! Have not made out in over 10 years! My ...

webbew1 comments on Aug 18, 2018:

10 years is way too long. Perhaps it's time to think about seeking other options if your wife won't be physically involved with you. At this point, she's long ago abandoned the marriage bed anyway. Her choice. You are now free to pursue other avenues for physical intimacy and you have been free to do so for quite some time.

So, who's going out tonight to party, it's Saturday night?

webbew1 comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Karaoke night.

Fuhrer Trump Trying to Deport Adopted Toddler From Peru-WTF!

webbew1 comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Nothing these crazy ass, lowlife varmints who are currently infesting the White House do surprises me in the slightest anymore. Every time I think that they can't possibly find a way to stoop any lower, they find a new way to prove me wrong. At this point, all of this just makes me sad. I'm past the point of being angry.

It ruined my day.

webbew1 comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Oh... but prison in a third world country is going to be ever so much fun for this prick. And that MAKES my day. Hope he gets his wig split.

Newt Gingrich: Democrats better be ‘careful about the demons they’re unleashing’ Conservative ...

webbew1 comments on Aug 18, 2018:

As opposed to the demons the Republicans have already unleashed? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

Best concerts?

webbew1 comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Steven Wilson- Hand. Cannot. Erase tour. The B-52's- Cosmic Thing tour. The Replacements- Pleased To Meet Me tour. The Guess Who- 1985 reunion tour. Dragonforce- Reaching To Infinity tour. (Opened for Kamelot and blew them off the stage.) Marillion- Marbles tour.

What decade is your favorite music from?

webbew1 comments on Aug 18, 2018:

For the mainstream, it was probably the 50's, 60's and early 70's when artist's had creative freedom and could still make records that had a chance to be heard on the radio. For the indi and underground scene, it was probably the 80's. Those were the halcyon days of punk and alternative rock when alternative rock was actually an alternative to something. Post 1990, the indi and underground scene has stayed pretty cool, but the mainstream just keeps getting worse. I never thought back in the 80's when I was reviling the likes of Tiffany, Milli Vanilli and Michael Bolten that things could actually get even worse. My, oh my how wrong I was.

Friday night and just got paid. And there's nobody to go do anything with. ?

webbew1 comments on Aug 18, 2018:

So go do something by yourself. Do you require the presence of another individual so you won't get lost or something?

I happened upon a deviant girls only group in Springfield, Illinois.

webbew1 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

https://youtu.be/MTjmeNh_32Q

Who have already paid for sex?

webbew1 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Everybody pays for sex one way or another. So the answer is yes. Every single time.

How does one go about hiring a gigolo? Asking for a friend .....

webbew1 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

How Nutrition Nerd's "Friend" Got Her Groove Back.... http://www.rent-a-rasta.com

I wake up horny nearly every morning.... anyone else? This is normal, right?

webbew1 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Morning is the best time for sex with a partner or to fly solo.

Good morning Girls and Boys. What is the most erotic scene that sticks in your mind from any movie?

webbew1 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Kitchen scene in Cherry 2000.

I'm bored. Looking for memes, music, whatever, to entertain me. It's been a crazy few weeks, lol

webbew1 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

This should keep you occupied for a good seventeen minutes.... https://youtu.be/iBfY86cktN0

It may not be the most important aspect of my life, but music has definitely played a massive role ...

webbew1 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Many.... Steven Wilson, Pink Floyd, Linda Rondstadt, The Sex Pistols, Johnny Cash, The Damned, Marillion, The Ramones, Porcupine Tree, The Replacements, Merle Haggard, RPWL, Low Cut Connie, Jake LaBotz, The Clash, Iron Maiden, Waylon Jennings, Etta James, Judas Priest, Dropkick Murphy's, Willie Nelson, Tom Waits, Sufjan Stevens, Iggy Pop, Dolly Parton, Sister Rosetta Tharpe, Ella Fitzgerald.....

I'm about half way through season 7 in my weekend Dexter marathon.

webbew1 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Just finished with episide three of season eight. Deb still hasn't banged her new boss yet, but I strongly suspect that will happen in episode four.

At what age did you have your first sexual activity?

webbew1 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Started spanking the monkey at around 13. Had my first sexual experience with a woman at 18.

OK boys and girls, how many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime?

webbew1 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

LOL! Good question. And one that I have no definative answer for. Let's just say more than 10, less than 100.

What are or were some of your favorite children's or YA books?

webbew1 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Charlie Higson's, The Enemy series, Paulo Bacigalupe's, Ship Breaker series and Michael Grant's, Gone series.

This twit was, I am sorry to say, from my town.

webbew1 comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Daddykins will make it all better with an under the table bribe to a judge and she'll be able to go back to being good for nothing but giving frat boys blow jobs real soon.

Remove if not allowed but this is a link to my friends work.

webbew1 comments on Aug 9, 2018:

An anthology book with multiple stories about barfing?? Think I'll skip this one, but thanks.

If god isn't real then who turns on the sun in the morning? Checkmate athetits!

webbew1 comments on Aug 9, 2018:

It's that same dude from The Wizard Of Oz. The dude behind the curtain. It's kind of a boring job, but it pays well.

“A hairy cunt is fucked much better than one which is smooth; it holds in the steam and wants ...

webbew1 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

From what I've heard, those folks in Pompei liked to fuck, and they liked to make money doing it. That city had a brothel on every block. It was the Pattaya, Thailand of its day.

I just found out about this place.

webbew1 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Welcome to the board! Will check your comedy specials out.