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Just your average friendly garage door repair guy looking to stir up some shit. So let's all stir up some shit, eh?

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Fantasy or Sci-Fi
webbew1 comments on Jul 29, 2018:
I tend to prefer sci fi.
Not sure if I'm ever going to get it right.
webbew1 comments on Jul 29, 2018:
Unless you're a pedophile, a rapist, a murderer, a homophob, a racist or a thief, you don't owe anybody an apology or an explanation for who you are. Stop wasting time and energy on trying to "get it right" and start going out and finding ways to manifest the things you want out of life.
50 shades... Yes or no?
webbew1 comments on Jul 29, 2018:
Slogged through about half of the first book. One of the few books I've picked up in my 52 years on this planet that I've failed to finish. Not a single redeemable quality. Not one.
Have you ever seen a movie that you wished you never seen?
webbew1 comments on Jul 29, 2018:
120 Days Of Sodhom and Dogville. Both great films, but very, very hard to watch. For films that were just plain piece of crap wastes of valuable time, I'm going to have to go with M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong's, The Happening and just about every single Adam Sandler film ever crapped out on to celluloid.
Top 10 Movies Way Too Upsetting to Watch Twice, [youtu.be]
webbew1 comments on Jul 29, 2018:
120 Days Of Sodhom is merely an honorable mention???? I don't think so. That was easily the most disturbing film I've ever seen.
Has anyone read this important news story? ?
webbew1 comments on Jul 27, 2018:
Dildo Demon. That sounds like the makings of a damn fine B horror film.
Conversely, as rock bands go: Who was the worst replacement for any band? Sammy Hagar in Van ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
Tommy Kaverick replacing Roy Khan in Kamelot. The band hasn't been quite the same since. Although, to be fair to Tommy Kaverick, nobody else could have adequately replaced Roy Khan either.
I'm thinking about moving next year but can't decide where to go. I was thinking Arizona but I just ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
In Denver, the Federal Heights and Commerce City areas are fairly affordable. Other than that, you'd be looking in to one of small towns on the eastern plains for affordable living.
Why do people on the Left have such a problem acknowledging that Western Civilization is superior to...
webbew1 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
Spoken like someone who has never left the back water town they grew up in. Or if they have, they didn't learn jack shit. I've seen too much of the world to believe that the western world is superior to anybody. In fact, in a number of areas such as education and infrastructure, it's lagging farther and farther behind.
Have you ever eaten an entire bag of rice cakes and not broken any of them?
webbew1 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
I've never made it through one single rice cake, let alone a whole freaking bag of them. I use those things for packing in shipping boxes.
Wow bunch of weirdos and perverts I love it! I am new so be gentle. With love and sex you have to ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
_With love and sex you have to treat it as a great and special gift. If you don't you will have weird lazy lame separate casual multiple partners so many one night stands egotistical expectations etc._ You say that like it's a bad thing.
I need to find a new partner. I'm tired of having sex with me!
webbew1 comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Me and me had a pretty good run. It's not me. It's me. I just think that I should see other people, ya know? Perhaps I and I could get together and have a drink sometime. Talk about old times? Ok.... bye then. See me later!
What would you teach your younger self about sex? What would you say to yourself if you could go ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 25, 2018:
1) All that bullshit they're laying on you in Catholic school about sex? Ya.... bullshit is ALL it is. 2) If someone isn't in to you, don't waste your time on them. Go find someone who WILL fuck you, because in about 30 years those nice, healthy hard ons you're experiencing right now will become less and less frequent. 3) Don't limit your search for female companionship to the United States. Travel. See the world. Get with women from other countries. You'll find that in many places outside of the US the female population has a lot less hang ups about sex.
I left my abuser over two months ago but I am still struggling and very unhappy. how long will this ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Sounds like you're still allowing this little prick to control your thoughts about yourself, even though he's clear over on the other side of the country. Time to cut that shit out. Now. And do NOT go back. You'd be better off with 72 cats and a vibrator. No relationship is better than being stuck in a shitty one. As for feeling out of sorts in your new place, you've only been there for two months. It takes time to integrate in to a new environment. It can take well over a year to really start to fit in somewhere. Find a local pub to hang out in on a regular basis. Chat up the bar tender. Pretty soon you'll be seen by the locals as a regular and you'll start to make new friends.
You are into someone but they are not into you. What mental tricks do you have to turn off your ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Back in my younger, more foolish days it would have amounted to sitting in a dark, dank basement listening to Joy Division records. These days I just blow their ass off and go out and find somebody who WILL fuck me.
Which door will you open?
webbew1 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Door number 2. Money may not buy happiness, but it's one hell of a down payment.
Is there a tactful way to let the Ex know you're dating? :|
webbew1 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Your sex and dating life us no longer any of her business and her sex and dating life is no longer any of yours. You're divorced. End of story. You not required to tell your ex anything. Those requirements went out the window once the papers were signed.
@AdorkableMe posted 'Motherlover' recently so of course I had to post 'Dick In A Box' ?? ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Jizzed In My Pants is my favorite. Freaking hysterical.
What are your thoughts about hypnotism, have you ever got involved with a hypnotist? If yes,share ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 23, 2018:
I use self hypnosis to deal with mild insomnia and to calm myself down in stressful situations such as taking important tests. I've found that it works wonders in both instances. If for no other reason than it focuses and calms my mind and allows me to shut out residual thought patterns.
Best ways to respond to religious people about being LGBTQ+?
webbew1 comments on Jul 23, 2018:
Just tell them to piss off. It's direct and to the point, and it doesn't waste time justifying your life to asswipes whom you aren't required to justify anything regarding your sexual preferences in the first place.
Remember Rebecca from Cheers? Remember how "You've Lost that Loving Feeling" got her all hot and ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 23, 2018:
Anything by Dead Can Dance
What about an Obama 2020! movement? Michelle Obama is everything that the Trump administration is ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 22, 2018:
Not enough real world political experience to do the job. She needs to serve in Congress before she considers a run at the Oval Office.
Wouldn't lonely teardrops need to be cried one at a time?
webbew1 comments on Jul 22, 2018:
Not if Hank Williams says otherwise
Hello, all. I'm still waiting on a decent mic that I ordered but thought I'd post this cover for ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 22, 2018:
I like your version considerably more than the original. It's amazing how a new arrangement can give a song an entirely new perspective.
I watched this weird video about what is sexually "permitted" for a Christian couple. No porn ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 22, 2018:
What miserable lives these people lead, spending their time on this earth denying themselves pleasure and joy, only to die and spend eternity being dominated over by some narcisstic megalomaniac with infinite powers.
Utopia?
webbew1 comments on Jul 22, 2018:
Utopia was a Todd Rundgren fronted prog rock band from the 1970's. Even those days had their trials and tribulations, but at least everyone could afford to live.
Anybody out there have good ways for dealing with insomnia? Falling asleep initially is no problem ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 22, 2018:
Yes. I had a really bad six month bout with insomnia a few years back. Someone suggested breathing and visualization exercises, which cleared it up immediately. There are videos on You Tube which will help you out.
What are your opinions?
webbew1 comments on Jul 22, 2018:
Nope
How religious family members "support" you. Ive been having a pretty rough go of it these last ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
I never really brought it up with my family. I never viewed differences in beliefs to be something worth arguing about or potentially dividing the family over.
I really hate people that act like they are super geniuses and if people say something slightly ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
https://youtu.be/7oinol5pNWY
What is the angriest sport? Football is very aggressive where basketball is not as aggressive as ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
Golf. Ever see Caddyshack?
I really hate people that act like they are super geniuses and if people say something slightly ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
Please stop feeding the trolls. Blocking them only makes them think they've won.
In my professional life, I dealt with many political figures, governmental agency upper staff, and ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
I just refer to him as Trump. Why would I show any respect towards a trust fund baby who has spent their whole life pissing away their daddy's money only to be repeatedly bailed out of bankruptcy?
What did you do wrong?
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
I was always a good kid. I didn't start hanging out in all the fun places until I went to college.
This has always been an interesting subject for me. I was raised in a very Christian home. My ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
That's exactly what christianity is supposed to be about. Todays version of it isn't even close.
Say we found out nothing is real, it’s all an illusion. Does it really matter? I wouldn’t ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
"Nothing is real, and nothing to get hung about." - John Lennon
Does any one listen to jazz any more?
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
Smooth jazz sucks taint cheese. We do have a nice real jazz club here in Denver called El Chipolterpec. It was once considered to be one of the finest jazz clubs in the world. Some of the best jazz players on the planet once stopped by to jam with the house band. Then they gentrified the neighborhood it was in and things just weren't the same after that. Great jazz needs to be played in shitty bars in rough neighborhoods. Not next door to an upscale microbrewery and a place that sells refurbished vintage furniture.
The Current Papa John Has Stepped Down
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
I'm more interested to know more about Cardinal Copia who replaced Papa Emeritus in Ghost BC.
Missouri Republicans Just Voted to LOWER MINIMUM WAGE from $10/hr to $7.70 WTF!
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
Good luck getting quality people to come work in Missouri.
What if you are the GOD ?
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
Welcome! If I'm god then you're all in a boat load of trouble because nobody showed me how to fly this thing and there's a really tall mountain approaching quickly in front of us.
What is the oddest food you've ever eaten? Would you eat it again?
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
Garlic flavored crickets in Thailand and dog in Korea. Didn't really care for either.
Who is your favorite Batman?
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
Christian Bale. The Christopher Nolan directed films were the most true to the dark nature of the original Batman comics. Least favorite would have to be Adam West. Campy fun, but a schlocky, watered down version of Batman geared towards a 60's television audience.
“Sweet Child Of Mine” But India Style- It’s Really Addicting – Rock Pasta
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
Nice version.
Would you date a woman that had sex on the first date?
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
I don't give a damn about numbers. All I care about is that they're STD free. I'd be more concerned if they didn't make sure I was using a condom. That would probably be a deal breaker.
What would you say to impress someone that you are attracted to?
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
Hi! I think I dropped my American Express Platinum Card somewhere around here. Would you mind helping me look for it?
Airplane!!
webbew1 comments on Jul 21, 2018:
OMFG!!!!! Meme of the century. Right here. Hands fucking down.
I truly believe one of the gifts of childhood that we surrender with age and responsibility was the ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 20, 2018:
People call me rude, I wish we were all nude. I wish there was no black and white, I wish there were no rules. - PRINCE
I truly believe one of the gifts of childhood that we surrender with age and responsibility was the ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 20, 2018:
People call me rude, I wish we were all nude. I wish there was no black and white, I wish there were no rules. - PRINCE
You must only choose one avenue for your next partner. Would you...
webbew1 comments on Jul 20, 2018:
Prefer to know.
When I was 16, I got my own apartment, of all places, in times square. And at that time of course, ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 20, 2018:
So long as it involves consenting adults, I have no issue with prostitution.
I’m seeing a lot of Trump hate on this site.
webbew1 comments on Jul 18, 2018:
And why not? The guy is a useless trust fund baby who pissed away the 22 billion that his daddy left him on Russian hookers and blow. Had he shit his life away farting around at Mar-A-Lago and frittering away his inheritance, perhaps I wouldn't give a rats ass. But he's fucking with my country now, and that means we have a serious goddamn problem.
Favorite work of Science Fiction?
webbew1 comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Old Man's War by John Scalzi
Is terrestrial broadcast TV and radio a dying platform? I've not used my TV licence now for months. ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 18, 2018:
TV is still pretty damn good sometimes. Breaking Bad? Dexter? Better Call Saul? All superb television shows. Commercial radio sucks ass and it has since the 1970's. I haven't voluntarily listened to commercial radio in over 30 years (with the exception of sports talk radio). These days I use Deezer and Pandora.
I just finished "12 Monkeys" the TV show and now I have a hole in my viewing experience. What are ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 18, 2018:
The Expanse
What is it that Putin has over Trump? I'm betting that it's The Donald's involvement in the ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Wow! I always just thought that the Russian mafia bailed his worthless ass out of one of his multiple bankruptcies. But this would be even more serious if it's true. International money laundering? It would put Trump away for the remainder of his days and completely dismantle Trump Enterprises.
Have Plato's words once again become reality, this time in the USA? Trump
webbew1 comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Yep
What was the most unusual album you ever owned?
webbew1 comments on Jul 17, 2018:
Ween- Pure Guava
Worrying Trend: I am actually somewhat alarmed by 3 posts made today. I have been on Kinky ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 17, 2018:
There's a feature on the board which allows you to block anyone who offends you. Use it. You are your own best censor.
Advice please: I haven’t been on a “date” in almost two decades. I may have that opportunity ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 17, 2018:
Walter White, Jessie Pinkman, Gus Fring, Mike Ehrmantraut, Saul Goodman, Tuco and the blue meth will be there when you get back home. Go on your date.
Are there any absolute “won’t do that” in your escapades? Something you won’t do to someone ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 17, 2018:
No under age, no same sex and no anal.
Who's The Best President of Your Lifetime?
webbew1 comments on Jul 17, 2018:
Reagan and Obama. But neither were fit to lick JFK's boot.
Did Putin turn Trump into his puppet? - Vox
webbew1 comments on Jul 17, 2018:
I'm betting Trump was Putin's puppet long before Trump became POTUS. Ten dollars a donut says that when this all comes out in the wash, it turns out Russia is on the list of the entities who bailed Trump out of one of his multiple bankruptcies, and pay back involves unquestioned obedience to Putin's every order.
Since this group is mostly men (but to the women members of S.D., glad you're here) I've had an ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 17, 2018:
Some folks are so focused on finding Mr. or Mrs Right that they miss out on something nice with Mr. or Miss Right Now. Life is short, and our window as humans for peak sexual capacity is brief. There's absolutely nothing wrong with having a few lovers on the road to finding ones life partner, if they're out there. Save the chastity and abstinence bullshit for christian preachers and islamic imams to preach to increasingly empty rooms.
What is the best movie/tv show about religion??
webbew1 comments on Jul 16, 2018:
Monty Python And The Search For The Holy Grail
How do you plan on raising your children?
webbew1 comments on Jul 16, 2018:
Probably not going to be having any. Not at 52 years old and with no real prospects for a long term relationship.
Why does it seem that when marriage is on the horizon, someone is forced to convert? Twice now I ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 16, 2018:
Catholics are allowed to have interfaith marriages, but in order for the baptized catholic to remain a member of the church in good standing, they must agree to raise the children as catholics.
Jeff Sessions: Chronic pain sufferers should ‘take an aspirin and tough it out’ – Real Clear ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 16, 2018:
So.... this Alabama bumpkin thinks he's a trained medical professional now? I'd take medical advice from a couple of kids playing doctor before I'd take seriously anything this goober has to say in regards to my medical health and well being. Or anything that Jeff Sessions has to say about anything, for that matter. This simpleton needs to crawl back in to the pig slop which he crawled out of and stay there.
I voiced this particular preference of mine on another platform and was shamed into removing the ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 16, 2018:
You got shamed for saying that you prefer handy's over intercourse?? Really??? That's fucked up. I think I would have left that forum post haste. What a bunch of losers.
What is your favorite position?
webbew1 comments on Jul 16, 2018:
What ever position turns her on the most.
Any Tom Lehrer fans out there? I used to know this song by heart ;-) The Masochism Tango: ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 16, 2018:
Damn! I haven't heard this in years.
Did you know there is a scientific institution studying Parapsychological events? [noetic.org]
webbew1 comments on Jul 15, 2018:
That's kind of the whole point of science. Study the unknown and what seems to be the far fetched in order to find out if there might be some validity to it.
Asking for courage... tomorrow I have two appointments that may be life-changing. Or maybe not.
webbew1 comments on Jul 15, 2018:
All the best. Here's hoping both work out in your favor.
Sitting on my back deck watching a MAJOR storm coming. Anyone else get pumped for storms???
webbew1 comments on Jul 15, 2018:
Colorado is having a nice break today from a long stretch of temps in the mid to upper 90's. Cloudy and rainy. Heat comes back tomorrow though. One of the few things I miss about small town Nebraska is the thunderstorms which used to roll in across the plains during the summer.
My daughter is 16 years old you're living in my house attending High School making good grades she ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 15, 2018:
Sit down and discuss with these two the potential life changing consequences which can occur from having sex, even if protection is used. Make sure they understand that there are physically intimate things which they can do with each other that does not involve actual intercourse. You might want to get one of those dolls that they make teenagers carry around for a week to give them a more accurate view of what it is actually like to have responsibility for a child. Make them get up five times a night to "feed and change diapers". If they make it through the week and still want to go to her room and share a bed, then tell them that you will no longer get involved in their business, but that they are fully accountable for what happens as a result.
What should public spending be spent on, arts or science?
webbew1 comments on Jul 15, 2018:
Both
If you had to sit and listen to an album today from beginning to end , what would it be?
webbew1 comments on Jul 15, 2018:
Porcupine Tree- In Absentia OR Steven Wilson- Hand. Cannot. Erase OR Pink Floyd- The Wall Every single track is a masterpiece.
Tell me...
webbew1 comments on Jul 15, 2018:
South Park and Futurama
Are you the type of person who seeks revenge when you’ve been wronged by someone?
webbew1 comments on Jul 15, 2018:
No. I seek justice. But somebody has to have really fucked me good to get me to waste my valuable time on such a pursuit.
Who else out thar, is so tired of all the Trump Bashing ? Let me iterate that I am NO Trump fan boy,...
webbew1 comments on Jul 15, 2018:
If you've come here to avoid political discussions and discussions about Trump in particular, you've come to the wrong place. Just saying. You've been dully informed.
Favorite band.
webbew1 comments on Jul 15, 2018:
Porcupine Tree
Aren't summer dresses just the best? Ladies, show us yours.
webbew1 comments on Jul 15, 2018:
Springsteen said it best.... https://youtu.be/8AukvoNJRNQ
Cool app! Like and comment so I can move up please
webbew1 comments on Jul 15, 2018:
Like and comment..... There ya go!
Do You have a Personal Saying Or Quote About Things Or Your Life?
webbew1 comments on Jul 15, 2018:
"Way she goes, boys. Way she fuckin' goes." From Trailer Park Boys
Shag carpet or hardwood floor?
webbew1 comments on Jul 15, 2018:
Nearly trimmed, please!
Can I just ask the guys something...what is it with the ass thing? Why are some men attracted to an ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 14, 2018:
I never understood that fetish either. I have a buddy who's an ass man. He insists it's the best thing ever and keeps on saying that I need to try it. It's not my cup of tea and it never will be. Not even if Kate Upton had her ass cheeks spread and was begging for it, waving her butthole right up in my face would I stick any part of my anatomy in that particular part of her anatomy. Asses are for shitting. End of story.
How Do You Save a Drowning Capitalist?
webbew1 comments on Jul 14, 2018:
Tell them not to worry. Trump will be draining the swamp in no time.
Short rant ahead, fair warning. I'm so over those who make statements like, "I don't watch ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 14, 2018:
Commercial television isn't nearly as unbearable as commercial radio. I watch television occassionally when my schedule allows it, and if it's a good show like Dexter or Breaking Bad. On the other hand, I haven't voluntarily listened to commercial radio (with the exception of sports talk radio) in over 30 years. And if that makes me sound pretentious, then so be it. Commercial radio sucks ass.
Things the GOP has battled this week: 1. Ethics 2. Intelligence
webbew1 comments on Jul 14, 2018:
So it was pretty much the same as any other week?
What if Mamas do let their babies grow up to be Cowboys?
webbew1 comments on Jul 14, 2018:
What if Nixon really was a criminal? Oh, wait.....
I'd like to call into question the word deviant. I read a great article (I can't remember the ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 14, 2018:
While I would agree that those who fall in to the category of deviant should make up a much narrower spectrum on the bell curve than most conservatives and organized religions would prefer, there are certain lines which I'm pretty certain that the vast majority of the population would agree are never acceptable to cross. Somebody who gets off on kidnapping, raping, torturing and killing women is a deviant. Somebody who has sex with minors is a deviant. Somebody who trafficks human beings against their will is a deviant. What occurs between consenting adults in privacy is certainly nobody else's business. But when this is no longer the case, unusual sex play becomes a criminal activity.
Donald Trump Kept the Queen Waiting for Tea | Vanity Fair
webbew1 comments on Jul 14, 2018:
Thank you, England. Thank you for showing leadership and demonstrating to the world that you will be joining those of us here in the United Stares who are standing up in opposition to this tyrant. And thank you to Queen Elizabeth for showing more decorum than I possibly could have had it been me in your shoes.
Spankins! Yes? No? If you like them, how do you like them best?
webbew1 comments on Jul 14, 2018:
Hey, if that's what it takes to get her panties in a wad on the floor, then I'm all for it.
Question for the single people...
webbew1 comments on Jul 13, 2018:
I have, and I have no problems with it. So long as both parties know what they are getting in to and accept the potential risks.
When I was 28 I was raped by a doctor on an exam table in a medical center with another person ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Thank you for sharing, and for putting one more scumbag out of commission.
What hair color of the opposite sex are you more attracted to ?
webbew1 comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Irrelevant to me.
So....I am watching 50 Shades of Gray on what is basically mainstream TV. I think at this point, the...
webbew1 comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Struggled to make it through about half of the first book and then put it down. Complete garbage.
Guy who says God sends natural disasters to punish gays has his home destroyed in a natural disaster...
webbew1 comments on Jul 12, 2018:
I remember when this happened. Laughed my ass off for days when I heard about it.
Been dying for weeks now! I am ready to die! But body is screwing with me! Will not make it through ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Hang in there, man. I hope you're not dealing with a terminal illness, but if you are then please spend your remaining time on this earth checking off that bucket list.
Does anyone else here think that the fast food industry should spend just a little more time in ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 12, 2018:
Most issues related to poorly prepared fast food are cropping up due to the new automated systems which conservatives are constantly jizzing their pants over. Last I heard, one of those automated pieces of shit got shut down less than two days after install due to fire hazard. Sometimes (most of the time, in fact) you just have to pay a human being a living wage to do a job. A computer can't make the spur of the moment adjustments that a human can.
Happy ending massage. Thoughts? Is it deviant or okay as long as an actual massage is given too? ...
webbew1 comments on Jul 12, 2018:
So long as it does not involve involuntary human trafficking or under age individuals, I have no issue with it.