A girl walked into a bar and said to the barman, "Bud light please." He said, "Are you 18?

whiskywoman comments on May 16, 2019:

love it

What does a pig breeder and a millwright have in common?

whiskywoman comments on May 15, 2019:

lol too funny

I can see.

whiskywoman comments on May 9, 2019:

yes lol I love punns

At a restaurant one night, the man at the next table was pulling out all the stops to impress his ...

whiskywoman comments on May 4, 2019:

ouch that hurt lol

A farmer was milking his cow.

whiskywoman comments on May 1, 2019:

moaner yet I actually laughed out loud

Can't see anything.

whiskywoman comments on May 1, 2019:

great answer

How many on here either have decided to abandon major social media platforms (FaceBook, Twitter, ...

whiskywoman comments on May 1, 2019:

I only do face book and I think they need to be fined and regulated I don't do other shit face bok keeps me up with pic of great grands far away

I went to farm the other day. The farmer said, 'I have 68 sheep, can you round them up for me'?

whiskywoman comments on Apr 30, 2019:

omg that one takes a sec dah lol

Let me out.

whiskywoman comments on Apr 25, 2019:

such wisdom

Glad the alerts are working again! When I was checking on the backlog from the last two days this...

whiskywoman comments on Apr 24, 2019:

your tastes are so varied I love what you post most of the time

Glad the alerts are working again! When I was checking on the backlog from the last two days this...

whiskywoman comments on Apr 24, 2019:

oh hell, I thought I changed something and couldn't fix it . I always think its me or my computer lol wow ty

The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy.

whiskywoman comments on Apr 19, 2019:

good one

Tiny is as tiny does.

whiskywoman comments on Apr 19, 2019:

so true so true

Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year?

whiskywoman comments on Apr 19, 2019:

johnny is so smart

A father saw his son out in the backyard cleaning their homemade swing, a rubber tire hanging by a ...

whiskywoman comments on Apr 19, 2019:

moan

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car? A Pink Car-nation!

whiskywoman comments on Apr 19, 2019:

love it

It's what he would have wanted.

whiskywoman comments on Apr 19, 2019:

i love puns

How cold is it?

whiskywoman comments on Apr 2, 2019:

lol i hate kfc

Strangers, leaving: heading down the boulevard.

whiskywoman comments on Apr 2, 2019:

funny

Laughing gas ...

whiskywoman comments on Apr 2, 2019:

now thats funny ty i home school my grandson and i save these and send teachers

Let's mingle.

whiskywoman comments on Apr 2, 2019:

lol kraft singles bar love that made me giggle

Why did the cows ...

whiskywoman comments on Apr 2, 2019:

i like it

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), ...

whiskywoman comments on Apr 2, 2019:

lol i wouldnt bet on it

Two eskimos were chatting. One said, “Where did your mother come from?

whiskywoman comments on Apr 2, 2019:

another groaner i love puns

If satan lost his hair...

whiskywoman comments on Apr 2, 2019:

big groan those are the bestest

Pilgrim to the Mystic Hotdog Vendor," make me one with everything.

whiskywoman comments on Mar 22, 2019:

groan lol must be some hot dog no punn intended

A circus couple are looking to adopt a child but the agency is very sceptical.

whiskywoman comments on Mar 22, 2019:

groan

Why did the doctor carry out blood tests on the secretarial candidates?

whiskywoman comments on Mar 22, 2019:

lol love that

Dionne Warwick. - Don’t Make Me Over. [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Mar 20, 2019:

we had some greats way back understandable words music with a beat and notes that worked together i miss this lady

Elton John - Skyline Pigeon (piano version) [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Mar 20, 2019:

love elton

[youtu.be] the guitar is just wow wow wow sad and beautiful

whiskywoman comments on Mar 20, 2019:

i never heard it but someone turned me on to it this morning it was awesome

King Crimson The Court Of The Crimson King [youtube.com]

whiskywoman comments on Mar 20, 2019:

oh yea thats nice

Etta... [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Mar 17, 2019:

she was a world shaker

Welcome to St. Patty's Day...

whiskywoman comments on Mar 16, 2019:

i love it

I know

whiskywoman comments on Mar 15, 2019:

i loved this one so good

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?

whiskywoman comments on Mar 14, 2019:

just do it

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?

whiskywoman comments on Mar 14, 2019:

lol

Where to mice park their boats? At the Hickory Dickory Dock.

whiskywoman comments on Mar 14, 2019:

kinda love that

A romance with parts of speech :)

whiskywoman comments on Mar 14, 2019:

love it some of you are so much more clever than me

Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?" Patient: "Jeez, Doc, that's literally all I drink."

whiskywoman comments on Mar 14, 2019:

love that

What's a 70 year old taste like...DEPENDS

whiskywoman comments on Mar 9, 2019:

old women

Two friends were going on a road trip to Florida.

whiskywoman comments on Mar 3, 2019:

funny loved this one were they blonde?

A thief was arrested for breaking into a Toys "R" Us store and stealing a board game.

whiskywoman comments on Mar 3, 2019:

so many good answers

Carma carma carma

whiskywoman comments on Mar 1, 2019:

i love that song

Why’s it gotta be like that? ?

whiskywoman comments on Mar 1, 2019:

oldie but goodie

If Betty White were to join the spice girls- would she be old spice?

whiskywoman comments on Mar 1, 2019:

oldest and bestest

Just discovered this girl...she is AWESOME [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Feb 10, 2019:

wow how cool love it

do they have Macaroni ?

whiskywoman comments on Feb 10, 2019:

i love puns

Pink Floyd: MOTHER! How apropo. [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Feb 9, 2019:

oh yea floyd

Clutch - Emily Dickinson [youtu.be] Emily Dickinson Won't you lay your hair down low?

whiskywoman comments on Feb 8, 2019:

like it not bad

My sweet son took me to to see this cool group last year and I have been a fan ever since.

whiskywoman comments on Feb 8, 2019:

love it

The Police: Don’t Stand So Close to Me. ?? [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Feb 8, 2019:

wow oldies day lol guns n roses warrent white snake for me

This song has been stuck in my head all day.

whiskywoman comments on Feb 8, 2019:

stroke me stroke me oh yea those legs

UB40: Can’t Help Falling In Love [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Feb 8, 2019:

i miss elvis lol im older than you and i gotta say you are a hottie its been fun chatting with you

she was only 26

whiskywoman comments on Feb 8, 2019:

too funny love it

Cheap Trick: The Flame [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Feb 8, 2019:

wow cheap trick long time i think we have varied tastes that are similar love this song so pretty

Savage Garden: Truly Madly Deeply [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Feb 8, 2019:

oh to find that man lol

Savage Garden: Truly Madly Deeply [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Feb 8, 2019:

sometimes i love them

Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

whiskywoman comments on Feb 3, 2019:

love that

In a rural area, on a Sunday morning, the church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit.

whiskywoman comments on Feb 2, 2019:

funny

Two car salesman we’re sitting at a bar.

whiskywoman comments on Feb 2, 2019:

old joke but still funny

I'm not sure if this has been posted before but these kids are talented! [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Feb 2, 2019:

https://youtu.be/iMVj1wsTQ44 rockin​

I'm not sure if this has been posted before but these kids are talented! [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Feb 2, 2019:

love the age differences and the sound is great WOW

What kind of food do Priests eat? Parishable food.

whiskywoman comments on Feb 2, 2019:

lol the nun is good too ecumenical lol such clever ppl

Crawlin' back to you. [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Feb 1, 2019:

like it

[youtu.be] this chick is something love a talented fat girl

whiskywoman comments on Jan 31, 2019:

all you can get off me im a fat girl and i know how people look at us differently and it warms my heart to see a big girl that rocks it like her and im old ive seen men get fame and fortune and statues and she plays way better so back up pretty people to me its praise and awe at her talent and her confidence and it is different for a woman trust me

A widowed old lady calls the cops to complain about her new neighbors.

whiskywoman comments on Jan 25, 2019:

she will break her old neck

i got bored and made some music tell me what u think [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Jan 22, 2019:

interesting

Chris Stapleton. Tenessee Whiskey. [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Dec 25, 2018:

like this better with timberlake

Why were the guests all getting frustrated at the Comedians party? The punch line was too long

whiskywoman comments on Dec 17, 2018:

this i love

A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk.

whiskywoman comments on Dec 15, 2018:

funny

A woman sitting at her deceased husband's funeral.

whiskywoman comments on Dec 11, 2018:

love it

One of the few county groups I like....Lady Antebellum. - Need You Now [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Dec 10, 2018:

ive always loved them

This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree.

whiskywoman comments on Dec 8, 2018:

i love this one

I wonder what it would be like in a limmerick factory.

whiskywoman comments on Dec 6, 2018:

good one

Don't wine about it.

whiskywoman comments on Dec 6, 2018:

love it

I really don't like it when people tell me that I am a procrastinator.

whiskywoman comments on Dec 4, 2018:

lol

Def Leppard - Stand Up (Kick Love Into Motion) This was one of my jogging songs back in the day.

whiskywoman comments on Dec 3, 2018:

love def leppard

Me: What happened to you?

whiskywoman comments on Dec 2, 2018:

lol

I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.

whiskywoman comments on Nov 30, 2018:

never ending crooks lol

What do you call a dog without legs?

whiskywoman comments on Nov 28, 2018:

doesnt matter he wont come when you call

Sad News [rochdaleherald.co.uk]

whiskywoman comments on Nov 26, 2018:

who the hell sorry but no one i know im ready for me now too many old farts on this planet

Poor guy. LOL

whiskywoman comments on Nov 26, 2018:

good one katie

Please make sure you read this thoroughly.

whiskywoman comments on Nov 25, 2018:

saw this before was funny then too

A confused young man was in a difficult situation.

whiskywoman comments on Nov 25, 2018:

lol love that one

My family wants me to stop sharing jokes and puns at Thanksgiving, but I just can’t quit cold ...

whiskywoman comments on Nov 24, 2018:

ill never stop lol

There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were being lazy.

whiskywoman comments on Nov 21, 2018:

good one

Okay let's get this straightened once and for all.

whiskywoman comments on Nov 21, 2018:

sometimes yes i do

For those who will meet up with family (and friends) this holiday season, here's some advice from ...

whiskywoman comments on Nov 20, 2018:

https://youtu.be/wZ1AjaNjack​

For those who will meet up with family (and friends) this holiday season, here's some advice from ...

whiskywoman comments on Nov 20, 2018:

bill keeps me sane and he keeps me from getting on a plane learning to shoot and being in prison to die

Betcha can't see what's wrong with this photo.... LOL

whiskywoman comments on Nov 19, 2018:

ivy inside the porch

Betcha can't see what's wrong with this photo.... LOL

whiskywoman comments on Nov 19, 2018:

whats with the dig

Poor doggies.

whiskywoman comments on Nov 19, 2018:

lol funny

Took me a second...then LMAO!!

whiskywoman comments on Nov 17, 2018:

love that

Does anyone remember this tongue twister?

whiskywoman comments on Nov 13, 2018:

i like one smart fellow he felt smart two fellows they both felt smart or I'm not a fig plucker I'm a fig plucker's son but ill pluck figs til the fig plucker comes

A woman would not have done something this foolish!

whiskywoman comments on Nov 9, 2018:

lol good one

Super hero car?

whiskywoman comments on Nov 9, 2018:

i love this

ugh puns!..

whiskywoman comments on Nov 9, 2018:

good for them

Penny and the quarters [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Nov 5, 2018:

lifehouse for one

Penny and the quarters [youtu.be]

whiskywoman comments on Nov 5, 2018:

someone remade it