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After 41 years in the work force as a planner, demographer, economist, financial programmer, tech support manager,m technical writer, development manager and data architect, I'm retired now. So I have the time. I'm liberal, atheist, funny and quick. I love watching someone eat my cooking and enjoy it, and life without wine hardly seems worth the effort. Got a lot of friends around town including my 2 grown kids. First drink is on me.

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Almost two years to the day of the January 6th coup attempt in the USA and a few days after a ...
zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2023:
The question makes an unnecessary distinction between the most rabid repubs and cults. They are essentially the same thing.
White House: DOJ reviewing potentially classified documents found at Biden Center from time as VP
zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2023:
I dunno, the contrast between how Uncle Joe reacts to how the former guy is incessantly tantrumming should be a good thing for our side of the spectrum. But listen, if it was legal for the former guy, why wouldn't it be legal for Uncle Joe? All kinds of nonsense to ensue, I am sure.
Living vicariously through AOC right now 🀣🀣🀣 Hilarious. 😜
zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2023:
All right! Enjoy it, Rep. Ocasio-Cortez, while it lasts! We all see you!!
Witch one is the first to get an indictment?
zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2023:
I wondered what Rollie was up to these days. As for who gets to indict first, my money is on Fani.
He started alright there but....
zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2023:
Being a small landlord sucks. I did that once a long time ago, never again.
A little help please...
zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2023:
I asked the salesman, but I got a bad reception.
In the beginning there was nothing.
zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2023:
And who was there to look, anyways?
House speaker drama: Democrat reads 'The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fk' book on floor
zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2023:
I love Katie!
"Trump sued for wrongful death on second anniversary of January 6 riot": [bbc.com]
zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2023:
Sued, eh? He should be in the hoosegow right now!
I want to get off my chest, it seems like a disproportionate amount of time I run into arguments ...
zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2023:
Statements like "When my dad died, suddenly there was a rainbow and a cardinal jumped on my windowsill. It was him, and now he's with mom and jesus" also really turn my crank.
Some of us were a little embarrassed
zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2023:
Where's that "Hump Slow" sign when you need it?
The Prize Prat has become Speaker of the US House of Representatives at the fifteenth attempt.
zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2023:
They are gonna try to bounce his ass over and over again. This was just chapter 1.
Last night wore me out, looks like it could be over soon.
zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2023:
Good stuff, but somehow they depressed me.
Oh for 14 the drama continues.
zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2023:
If only there really was a pill like that...*sigh*
If they dislike Kevin so much, why don't they really kill him and vote to confirm Jeffries, he only ...
zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2023:
That will never happen. If someone tries it, we will all see what a bad idea it was to remove the metal detectors from the house chambers doors.
Is the joke factory that is the US House of Representatives going to again perform its antics this ...
zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2023:
That sloshing sound you hear is your tax dollars slowly being flushed away paying for this debacle.
Sure they're Dolly Parton fans
zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2023:
Heading to a spit roast cookout, no doubt. 😏 Someone should clue in poor Dolly.
Kevin is having to negotiate just to get an adjournment at 8 PM, I mean these guys have fund raisers...
zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2023:
When they get to the part where they refuse to raise the debt limit and the whole world economy starts to crumble, that's when we see the new world order they all seem so worried about.
My daughter asked me who my favorite vampire was.
zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2023:
Perfect dad joke. Plus 10.
oh for ten, going for the all time record, already the longest since 1855.
zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2023:
A very galling but valuable set, Glenn. But, I believe Santos was indeed the banjo player. *offstage whisper* What? Ok, I guess that was Carlos Santana. And it wasn't the banjo. And it had absolutely nothing to do with republicans. Sorry.
Day three of watching Kevin twist in the wind is off to a start.
zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2023:
Famous Owens...*snort*
I'd say burn in hell, if i believed in hell.
zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2023:
Say it anyway. Instead of Pascal's wager, it's Palpatine's wager.
Scary thought…
zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2023:
Oh fuck no.
Nobody Knows
zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2023:
A bad bunch. Patrician assholes. Rich bitches.
"utiny inside the Republican Party": [abc.net.au]
zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2023:
Red America votes for these dildos. That's what we all get stuck with, a congress controlled by dildos. What. A. Fucking. Hot. Mess.
I can't sleep, my mom is having a procedure today, hopefully it goes well!
zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2023:
Roast beef? I never heard that one, MG!
"So be aware that the priests, by means of terrorizing threats, will seek to cause you to fall away ...
zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2023:
Doesn't matter what century, it's the same old toe jam decade after decade.
Newly Weds There was these newly weds that were both virgins and nervous about the wedding night.
zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2023:
I have a version where the wife says the malapropisms to a doctor, then the punch line is "Toelio, polio..Kneesles, measles. All I know is that I haven't demonstrated for two months and I think I'm stagnant."
Great way to start off the new year
zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2023:
You hit the ground running, Glenn, nice set. I like how whenever there is something that suggests the rich pay more taxes they all scream "class warfare". Of course it is, it's just that the poor side decided to take a shot or two, finally.
I'd be really freaking quiet about it....
zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2023:
Lock the doors, keep your pants close by.
Every plate tells a story, well some do.
zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2023:
Same guy likes pina coladas at Trader Vick's.
Happy Hangover Day πŸ™ƒ πŸ™‚ 😌
zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2023:
Sure LOOKS like Greg Abbott.
Socially inept me: I might say 'Happy New Year' to strangers...
zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2023:
People are strange when you're a stranger. Ask Jim Morrison.
Listen to the master
zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2023:
I'd stay away from that Jello pudding too if I were you.
“Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better...
zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2023:
I consider my vices to be partners. We face this world together. LOL
Watch out for klingons when you go to the restroom
zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2023:
Don't klingons sharpen their teeth? The guy on the other side of the wall is going to get a pointed surprise too!
Happy New Year!!!! πŸ₯³πŸ₯‚πŸŽ‰πŸΎπŸŽŠπŸ»πŸΊπŸ€—
zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2023:
I'm gettin' up there in years, and nobody is offering ME any tootski. WTF?
I pretty sure no one here would be THAT dishonest.
zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2023:
I think they get one every time they catch a pass, score a touchdown, or tackle the ball carrier. But they play in a league for 8 year olds and under.
'bout sums it up!
zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2022:
Hey, it's a bigger deal than you think.
Been there, got that Tshirt.
zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2022:
Yeah, that's my date too.
I finally found it....
zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2022:
Said the leprechaun, "Sure and ye take a toke er two."
Oh no :( Emperor Palpatine has died .............
zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2022:
The vatican altar boys are "boycotting" his funeral
"Men who experience false visions, but who are unable to understand how they are produced, are ...
zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2022:
I guess it took a while before they connected the mushrooms they just ate with the visions. Honest mistake. LOL
Suddenly an opportunity opened up.
zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2022:
Here's a shot of the actual pizza guy.
Virginia "Ginni" Thomas, wife of US Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, has just admitted making ...
zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2022:
It was a left handed apology at the very best. From the article: In her testimony, she told the committee that, "I worried that there was fraud and irregularities that distorted the election but it wasn't uncovered in a timely manner, so we have President Biden." So the only problem was they didn't uncover the "irregularities" quickly enough? She should be in jail awaiting trial right now.
ROMANIAN AUTHORITIES ARE IN THE LIMELIGHT FOR DETAINING FOUR PEOPLE ON SUSPICION OF HUMAN ...
zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2022:
Couldn't happen to a nicer assbag. Sort of looks like Lex Luthor, but not NEARLY as smart. Hey, want some pizza you moron? *honk honk*
Miss Pat is still working on me 30+ years later.
zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2022:
You can't CHANGE the people you are with, but you can change the PEOPLE you are with.
Trumpty Dumpty's reputation as a businessman has just been totally trashed by the IRS: [abc.
zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2022:
Anyone who didn't have their brains up their ass knew this a long time ago, and the ones who still have their brains up their ass won't believe anything derogatory. There are many who might be looking for a way to break free, this is a good excuse on top of everything else.
I almost lost my lunch on one, nearly died laughing on one, and hoped the last one will at least get...
zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2022:
Those are fantastic memes - brutal because they have to be with the current crop of pathological liars, cultists, sycophants, and snow noses.
Where can I get this?
zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2022:
Um, you need any investors?
And it is also error to argue that, in the absence of the restraint that comes when evil men fear ...
zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2022:
He ain't wrong.
A story in Texas
zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2022:
Good lord, I must be on my last legs!
This is for all you "horndogs" who plan to get all sloshed, hoping to impress the ladies on New ...
zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2022:
Promise?
A Russian advent calendar :- Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out !!
zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2022:
The Defenestration Advent Calendar. I think you could make a buck with that idea in the Ukraine.
I woke up this morning thinking it was Thursday, it's only Wednesday, jokes on me! ...
zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2022:
You can't say "I've been drinking all week" unless you start on Sunday. And you can't skip hump day, either. ;)
He is a lawyer
zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2022:
Get the gun, honey. If I'm on the jury, you'll either walk or get a mistrial.
So the Russian banking system has now officially collapsed and people are ready to riot.
zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2022:
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch. I do feel badly for a lot of the Russian people, but they had several chances to cut that sawed off banjo faced dictator, but they just let him pick up steam. Bolsonaro is just a fascist dick, sort of like DeSantis but he speaks Portuguese. And Trump, as far as I know, has NOT been indicted. Yet. Yes, this is indeed a good way to end the year.
Good question...
zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2022:
Sometimes, lukewarm is good enough.
You wanna wait for a miracle?
zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2022:
A bottle never told me any lies to my face.
Me to myself: You're welcome. 😎
zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2022:
Easier to believe in Snoop than gawd. With Snoop, you can smell the ganja. The only thing you can smell with gawd is the horseshit.
For a change of pace, a brief history lesson...
zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2022:
Maybe they should be Silent Knights,.
An easy prediction
zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2022:
He wouldn't last 6 months.
Who owns what
zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2022:
Nice try. Can't blame a guy for trying.
At some stage in my last dream, I was driving a car from the rear passenger seat...
zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2022:
It's not funny when you are in the middle of one of these beauties. Then there's the one where you cannot find the room, and in addition you need to take a leak and there are no restrooms.
Tell me you're a gross douchebag without telling me you're a gross douchebag.
zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2022:
That's a load all right, and I ain't talkin' sperm neither.
Are you my people?
zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2022:
I've been using all the old phone numbers I've had in my life AS my passwords. Take that, short term memory! LOL
Republican George Santos admits lying on his CV: [bbc.
zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2022:
They are going to go after him for wire fraud on the theory that he misrepresented himself on a website to solicit donations. Sounds like a good case. The dems want him expelled from the house, but it would take a 2/3 vote of the full house, and the reps are not only tolerant of blatant liars, but aspire to become bigger liars themselves.
How does a hippie polygamist count his wives? 1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs. Hippie, 3 Mrs. Hippie...
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2022:
Now wait just a second here....
He does seem to have fully recovered though...
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2022:
Also, we operated on you, and now you have a semicolon.
He has his skill
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2022:
Hmmm. I think I just discovered my new side hustle. Hey, a buck is a buck.
A few terms for going into the new year
zeuser comments on Dec 25, 2022:
Those are hilarious!
Kind of a new take on that fishes thing.
zeuser comments on Dec 25, 2022:
Harry Dresden, Jim Butcher's character, said that.
There are no heroic people, only heroic acts. Author unknown Agree? Disagree? Other, explain.
zeuser comments on Dec 25, 2022:
Any person can act heroically, but heroic people look for opportunities to display heroism.
And not a moment too soon...
zeuser comments on Dec 25, 2022:
Friend of the Devil would be a nice choice, Schroeder.
Pretty much, yeah...
zeuser comments on Dec 25, 2022:
Add a couple of bottles of wine and that's my plan for just about any weekend.
What made this necessary?
zeuser comments on Dec 25, 2022:
Yeah, well, don't hire such easy cashiers then, MR. WALGREEN!
Glory! [youtu.be]
zeuser comments on Dec 25, 2022:
The wheezing gargoyle! *snort*
Who can guess my favorite of these?
zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2022:
Vexwerewolf! That's my favorite at least.
This is where I'm at, 2022 can bite me, I'll deal with 2023 when it shows up.
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2022:
I remember those days when I would think about work problems. Nowdays, I think back and realize work WAS the problem.
My PSA for this weekend...
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2022:
Especially that "it's just a theory" wing of christo-fascist bunch.
Time to kick him while he's down.
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2022:
Good callback on Nixon. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
A fool and his money are soon parted. I'm open to hear otherwise.
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2022:
I could never figure out why the world needed an artificial currency, based on nothing, that you buy with actual money. The block-chain tech is interesting, but I have never grasped the rationale, other than a scam. Same with NFT's.
A little winter humor
zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2022:
I am with the dog. I shit indoors all the time.
Reviews for those books you would rather shit yourself than read.....
zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2022:
I wasn't planning to read any of these assholes explain why they weren't abject cunts, but it's nice to find validation among those who were professionally obligated to do so. About what I would expect from this shamelessly disgusting crew. Kissinger in particular should have been strapped to a lethal injection gurney for massive war crimes decades ago. Kushner and Conway are amoral peashooters compared with Kissingers virulently immoral howitzer. They all suck balls.
Won't you take me to.....
zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2022:
We all wind up there from time to time whether we want to go or not.
MTG trying to upstage the Trumpster?
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:
She picked her most flattering photo.
When/how will this end? [youtube.com]
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:
I wince when I listen to the whole litany of horseshit being tossed at all of us by one narcissistic sociopathic bigoted dumbass. I listen to it because you can't forget that he is still doing it, and people are still listening to it and believing it. This is an ongoing struggle. He should be in fucking prison. In the post-colonial era or the post civil war era, he would have already been swinging by his treasonous neck.
Trumpty Dumpty portrays himself as a successful businessman. He was losing money: [abc.net.au]
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:
He lost the most money in a single year of any citizen in US history. Go ahead, be his fucking apprentice. Make sure your pop set you up with 400 million first and that you have a deal to launder money for dictators in place as well.
It's supposed to get cold, so heed the warnings
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:
This is why I keep an emergency stash of gummies in the produce drawer of the fridge.
A parrot got into its owner's medicine cabinet and swallowed a viagra tablet.
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:
NICE variation of a classic!
'You don't have to go into every single detail, you know.' 'I can't help it!'
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:
This was my thesis advisor. And my ex wife. Two different people, BTW.
It looks as if an incoming Rethuglican, George Santos, has been a naughty boy: [bbc.
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:
Don't lie small, lie big, and they elect you!
I think that was '73 or '74
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:
That was you!?! LOL🀣🀣
Super Piggy!
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:
Turning bacon into methane. 😜
Kevin Brady, the ranking Republican on the committee, said Democrats had just "unleashed a ...
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:
If you run into Kevin Brady, tell him he can blow me.
It's referral day and NFT laughing time.
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2022:
Laugh and learn!! HAR HAR
The trumpster fire could be getting closer to being under control.
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2022:
Funny, not funny. I almost believe the one about blaming dems for the price of those silly-ass NFT's.
I hope this is not my last post.
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2022:
Oh man, here's hoping you pull through. We are all rooting for you! Hang in there! πŸ’™
In case you're wondering what to get me.
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2022:
Me too, chief. And wine.
Seeing this building burning down would warm my heart for sure, but it's admittedly such a good ...
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2022:
Yeah, that is smack dab in the heart of Orange territory.

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