Alex Jones: The Left Will Stage Mass Shootings So That They Can Win Mid-Terms

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2022:

Of course. Well, when you are a house painter, you paint houses for a living. That's what you know how to do. When you are an auto mechanic, you fix cars for a living. That's what you know how to do. When you are a fear-mongering scumbag far right liar, you fear monger and tell scumbag far right lies. That's what you know how to do. QED

Man, that balance is incredible! 😆

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2022:

Awww.

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2022:

You got me! LOL

Religion can have its advantages.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2022:

Um, you might want to check some of the signs indicating involvement by the holy ghost. Check for "ectoplasm". White, milky, smells like, um, clorox. Check it out bud.

This lady is the president of Latinos for Trump, showing her outstanding double edge imbecile level.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2022:

He needs to get on his knees, eh? Try showing him a picture of a naked Putin, and the reflexes will kick in.

Discombobulated

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2022:

Should be incarcerated.

The last one cracks me up

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2022:

The use of that gag is escalating quickly.

To almost quote a great visionary.

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2022:

Asinine bigoted beliefs are asinine bigoted beliefs, regardless of the motivation. Political dickheads and religious dickheads are, in the final analysis, just dickheads.

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s home swatted a second time in two days | The Hill

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2022:

Keep that Glock loaded, oiled, and ready Marj, and point it right at the cops the next time they come by. Then they will know not to mess with you again. I'm just jivin' you, hon. Just resign from congress and live under an alias in a different place. That will be safer for you.

I'm single yet again, need to laugh! Hope you all have a great Saturday night!

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2022:

Well fuck. That always sucks. Light that bridge on fire and don't look at it again except in the rear view mirror. *big hug*

Biden goes all in and it's delicious!!! Can't remember Marjorie Taylor Greene's name, so he says, ...

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2022:

That is a Scranton burn from Uncle Joe. Lordy, he still remembers how to do it.

Donald Trump Jr posts bizarre image of his own father with ‘redacted’ private parts | The ...

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2022:

What a classy bunch. DJTJ belongs in rehab, or at least the rehab program at Leavenworth.

Always the snake oil salesman

zeuser comments on Aug 26, 2022:

Looks like that plan worked! I hear that a bonesaw was thrown in to sweeten the deal.

Whip it good!

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2022:

Try to detect it...

Ban them both! Send Trump to Russia and cancel his passport!

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2022:

I can see that argument. Not sure how to litigate it, but yeah.

Excellent point....

zeuser comments on Aug 24, 2022:

Jersey boy trying to be a PA senator. Just such a wrong decision. Belly flopping Oz, tone deaf, proven charlatan, and a fucking Jersey boy. Holy shit, what was he thinking?

Some people can be really persuasive.

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2022:

I got questions, but what’s done is done. 🙄

Another reason not to have potato salad at a party.

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Cover your ps between servings. I’m a problem solver.

Today I wrote an impassioned letter to WA State director who ordered logging in Squilchuck State ...

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2022:

In my neighborhood, which is where I walk, my route in the summer is dictated by where the shade is. I hope you can successfully beat this.

Laura Ingraham DEMANDS Viewers Get Excited About Total Garbage GOP Senate Candidates, Dammit! ...

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2022:

Anything she says, the exact opposite is true.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Asia.....

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2022:

I can't eat 'em, they make me jumpy.

I probably ought to loosen up a little, how about you?

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2022:

It's hard to hold it in. LOL

Trumpty Dumpty has got upset at the FBI doing its job, and he wants the courts to stop it: [bbc.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2022:

He sues people for farting.

One of my dogs: Making a retching sort of sound. Me in bed: Oh, no, please don't... Ugh!!!

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Been there, sprinted, lifted, and dropped in the bathtub.

Jesus will lift you.

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2022:

The origin of the phrase "Jesus Tits!"

Thoughts and prayers

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2022:

Really good job, Glenn!

Please remember that Donald Trump is not a crook.

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Actually he is a perfect crook, the best crook you've ever seen, so crooked it will make your head spin.

If only he were wearing the hood and ball gag like "the gimp" from "Pulp Fiction"

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Three Butchers and Dog Meat, a play in many unspeakable acts.

I think he found it

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Next up, doggy style.

I insist "I am not stubborn".

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2022:

I wish we had an accurate accounting of this.

BULLFIGHTING Some people think this a majestic battle between man and beast! Personally I think ...

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2022:

It would probably would be more productive to engage in bullshit fighting. Not to get into too many specifics, I'm not sure American rodeo is any less cruel, although most of those animals aren't maimed and killed in front of a frothing crowd. I admit, I've never seen a bullfight. I have seen rodeos. I have also seen cockfights. Sometimes "culture" should evolve. Y'all don't hold your breath, though.

I have been hearing good things about Australia

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2022:

I could get behind munching on some shrimp on the barbie.

Why do men like beer?

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Lucy would pull that shit on Charlie Brown at least once a year. Not cool.

What NOT to do!!!!

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2022:

From episode 1 of the new netflix show "Hey, You're Doing it Wrong, Einstein!"

Just a thought, Bernie Madoff defrauded an estimated 65 billion from clients who he told would make ...

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2022:

Is there any defense? Nope.

Now that we are approaching the possible demise of Agnostic.

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Yikes! What's the date for the possible end? I'd be sad to see this site go, I hope someone can step in and keep things rolling. 😞

Religious or funny? Or both. I don't know whether to rejoice or cry....

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2022:

White penis day, eh? Now there's a cock-eyed idea. LOL

Russian State Media Calls Trump 'Our Agent,' Believes Mar-A-Lago Raid Is 'Persecution'

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Of course it's real. He has been in the pocket of the russkies for a loooong time. I can understand why they want to help him out here, they've invested a lot in using him as an asset.

So Kansas Republicans lost by a landslide in their attempt to ban abortion and are now embarrassing ...

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Where there is a lack of shame, no embarrassment is possible.

I find it helps to understand that which might seem crazy or disgusting to me but others find ...

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2022:

Honestly, I have more antipathy for his brain-challenged followers than I do for him. Without them, he is just another overweight bigoted sticky-fingered churl.

A burglar breaks into a home and holds the husband and wife in it hostage.

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2022:

You got me! LOL

Stay away riff-raff! I'm assuming the important people he is referring to are co-conspirators.

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2022:

I can almost hear it. "Hey, Jared, what's that smell?"

Another the laws of unintended consequences

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2022:

Oh man, photon torpedoes ain't cheap either.

Hope you're enjoying your Sunday!

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2022:

I feel a kinship with shagnosticism. ;)

FAUX News is on that story I’m sure

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2022:

Good point. You have to put things into perspective.

Trump criminal galore

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2022:

Nice!

Trojans are a terrible name for a brand of condoms.

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2022:

If the soldiers are released, yer doing it wrong.

Are there any straws left to grasp at?

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2022:

It's obviously Obama. 🤣

Don't tell me that the spare tyre is right at the bottom of the pile - that's gotta be frustrating.

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2022:

Poor guy looks, um...tired.

Tommy Campbell [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2022:

The guy who dubbed in Don Jr sounds more lucid than DJTJ does, which is a pretty low bar, but still.

Trump speech at conservative conference dubbed ‘most frightening’ of his career so far

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2022:

This one was a dandy. He advocated building tent cities and relocating the homeless into them. Think about that for a minute. A camp, concentrating the homeless (to start out), a concentration camp if you will.

Gunman threatens OH FBI office, lockdown underway; suspect dead after standoff

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2022:

Yeah. You're right. This is a mistake.

According to ancient Japanese lore, a person’s aura takes a particular colour right before they ...

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2022:

Gotta hand it to you. That's a good one.

[youtu.be] Merrick Garland speaks

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2022:

OK, let's hear those wheels of justice grinding slowly and exceedingly fine. 😉

DOJ Ordered by Judge to End the Silence on Mar-a-Lago Raid

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2022:

My money is on Trump blabbing. That's just what he does, and it puts all the lies up front and the DOJ in a defensive posture as they are made to respond.

Maybe we should coin the term "Trumping yourself"

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2022:

One more toe blown completely off of his foot. What a sap.

Goodnight!!!! Sleep well!

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2022:

Nice set, MG!

Lock him up, this orange turd is guilty, the only question he answered properly was when they asked ...

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2022:

Who the fuck can continue to not only support, but worship this walking fecal-retentive sphincter?

Does anyone have any doubt that Trump is an overt/grandiose malignant narcissist?

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2022:

Yeah, you're right. I can only withhold my own attention. All y'all need to do that too.

Confession time.

zeuser comments on Aug 10, 2022:

That is plausible.

What can I say, it's true lol

zeuser comments on Aug 9, 2022:

You're right. Nobody told me. ;)

Plant tags (I need these).

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Categories are important. Most of my yard is "What the fuck?", but it's green...

I literally cannot stop smiling...

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Defund the FBI? Really? I just..I dunno..This is a bad time in our history.

I don't think Skynet is going to be self-aware anytime soon

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2022:

I would take that obit for myself, not a prob.

Well.

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2022:

These execrable jerkwads are insulting each other, for doing the same things they accuse the other of doing. and they are both right. I just can't...

Some people just hear what they want to hear.

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Honest mistake. ;)

Can you guess which one?

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Nope. Can't tell the difference.

Live Updates: F.

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Well, I guess a federal judge has concluded that there is probable cause of criminal activity. WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Three soldiers get ambushed on patrol and get taken prisoner.

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Natural selection in action.

Travis McMichael, the man who killed Ahmaud Arbery, is scared someone will killed him in prison, ...

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2022:

Gee, that's too bad. Isn't it? I mean really, it's too bad. I feel for the guy. I'm just fuckin' with y'all. Send his ass to the Georgia State Pen. My money is on day 16, while he's taking a dump.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: 'No One Can Convince Me' Jan. 6 Rioters Weren't Antifa | HuffPost

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2022:

She gives a bad name to home schooling, incest, meth, naked bigotry, and religion.

Best modern bible interpretation EVER. 🤣 [tiktok.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2022:

This kid is awesome!

Lions Not Sheep clothing company has removed "Made in China" tags, FTC says - Georgianewstime.com

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2022:

I can understand being a dumbass. That registers for me. But the off the charts cheating hypocrisy, that's just so *odious*.

So simply stated.

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2022:

It doesn't happen very often, it doesn't happen often enough -that's for sure, but every so often, every once in a while, a hero appears.

Another 5 years in the can probably, how disappointing! :-D

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2022:

He's probably the kind of guy who never stopped to ask for directions when he was lost.

“People who know their worth can live austerely: it’s the people nagged by the gnawing ...

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2022:

That's only a part of it. I know many good people who are well aware of their personal worth who strive for material success driven by other things. Still, the quote captures one of the many reasons people do it.

Yay Kansas, this time you made the right choice! [apnews.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2022:

Shocked the hell out of me, and a lot of repubs on the ballot this year have brown stains on their undies.

Enjoy [fb.watch] [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2022:

I remember this side by side. Jesus Marie, what douche canoe.

Startin my 5 day mini vacation!!!

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2022:

Have a great vacation, MG!

I always said there wasn't a lot of difference between a golf course and a cemetery but this might ...

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2022:

He only needs one body to call it a cemetery, so Melania probably just gets a pine box in Potter's field.

Wanna buy some drugs?

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2022:

*writing this down*

Living proof, you can get a golf ball through a garden hose!!!!

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2022:

Yikes!

This right here. [insider.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2022:

Phosphorus is an element, you can't manufacture it. Identified supplies of phosphorus are running low. Phosphorus is a key ingredient in fertilizer. The use of phosphates in fertilizer is and has been incredibly wasteful - one pound out of ten actually fertilizes the crops, the rest just washes away. Tom Malthus is chuckling in his grave, saying "I told you so" over and over.

But at least he takes care of his family...

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2022:

I understand he gets tax breaks because of this.

My head is exploding.

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2022:

A talking shit stain. Good lord what an asshole. A traitor, a liar, a fuckwit, a criminal, a collaborator with despots and butchers, and he’s ugly too.

“In a fascist shift, reporters begin to face more and more harassment, and they have to be more ...

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2022:

"When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov

What happens when they dumb them down too much....

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2022:

This is where that religion-based home-schooling works against you.

Please don't lecture, as I work in medical, but THIS is funny!

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Very clever!

IS TWEETY A FLIGHT RISK?

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2022:

For him, minor surgery.

This would make a hell of an engagement ring! MINERS JUST DISCOVERED THE LARGEST PINK DIAMOND IN ...

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Diamonds are one of the earliest and yet enduring examples of the power of monopoly control of a market to artifically inflate the price of a commodity.

Louie Gohmert goes ballistic at House Democrat who fact-checked GOP talking points [alternet.

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Louie can put on a spit flecked show when he wants. What a maroon.

Oh well, hope you all had a good day, I'm exhausted!

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Nice!

One way to do it

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2022:

I never believed that shit. It takes a lot to convince a Leo. ;)

Islam allows a man to have four wives. Why does Islam not allow a woman to have four husbands?

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2022:

My guess is that it is an overtly sexist dogma intended to, among other things, keep women in an inferior subservient role. But I'm willing to listen to someone explain it to me in non-dogmatic terms.

A good piece on Marketplace on Morning Edition today on NPR Radio.

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2022:

We'll always need proofreaders.

In the event, you get the overwhelming notion to replace your cellphone with a less electronic ...

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2022:

Measuring time (over time) precisely is a key element in a lot of science and research. BUT that is a beautiful artifact that I would *bleeep* to have.

Taking his first byte

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2022:

You gotta know your logos to get this.

In case you weren't sure of it.

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2022:

Well THAT would be a refreshing change of pace!

Ugh, Monday finally over!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2022:

Beautiful set, MG! BTW, I'd like to talk with the pug's owner. ;)

A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2022:

With prices like that, a joke from the 60's, but still funny.