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After 41 years in the work force as a planner, demographer, economist, financial programmer, tech support manager,m technical writer, development manager and data architect, I'm retired now. So I have the time. I'm liberal, atheist, funny and quick. I love watching someone eat my cooking and enjoy it, and life without wine hardly seems worth the effort. Got a lot of friends around town including my 2 grown kids. First drink is on me.

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Count me in. I'll bring jars of old screws and nails. 😆
zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2023:
Amateur! I have way too many *coax* cables and a LOT of used speaker wire.
I do not own a gun and i wont know what to do with one anyways , but go ahead and try to take or ...
zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2023:
*sniff sniff* Commenting on your post? Smells ok. You worked hard for these, a superior set! 😜
She had a dream...
zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2023:
"You told me you had money when I asked you!" "I said I have piles."
Family game night!
zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2023:
This makes it reeeeally tough to get the kids to go to bed.
One more before bed!
zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2023:
Ooo. I know what MG wants for xmas! Good set, MG, get some sleep now. ;)
Having a relaxing Sunday evening, hope you all are too!
zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2023:
Wish I had the skills to bake a Santa cake. As far as raisn bran is concerned, it is fantastic to use in muffins. Good selection today, MG.
Wow!!! 😂😂😂😂
zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2023:
Excellent group! I KNEW I saw Gaetz somewhere before....
My hands up to that. 😆
zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2023:
Yep. LOL
Happy Saturday Night!!!!! Hope all is well!!!
zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2023:
I still got a pipe like that somewhere. 😁
Barbecue may not be the road to world peace, but it's a start. -Anthony Bourdain
zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2023:
There's a lot of privilege in that statement, but cue isn't a bad thing.
Be careful how you say it
zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2023:
Lack of pussy will clarify the mind. LOL
Republicans in House and Senate Resorting to Violence As if their unrelenting verbal volleys were...
zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2023:
You gotta do the best you can with whatever you have to work with. And this bullyboy "skill set" is pretty much the whole toolbox for guys like this. I guess they get votes from all of those people who secretly wish they were bullies too. You can only deal with a bully one way, stand up to him. Mr. O'Brien was ready to do that, and "Markwayne" might not have liked how a teamster can hurt you.
Dark humor ahead... Turns out, pretty much everyone is worth alot, lol.
zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2023:
I wonder how much I could get for all of my skin tags and moles?
"BEFORE WE WORK ON ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, WHY DON"T WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT NATURAL STUPIDITY?
zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2023:
Can you do that without those books they are banning?
Republican Senator Markwayne Mullin challenged union leader Sean O'Brien to a fight in the middle of...
zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2023:
The next logical step for these jerkwads. It's all about bullying, intimidation, and the "good old days when men were men and sheep were scared". Two bit thugs, I've seen enough of them to last me a lifetime.
Yep. No frilly cushion covers. No candles. 😆
zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2023:
I may not be involved with frilly cushions or candles, but I am a few steps above a mattress on the floor and a glock. You do you, though. 😏
What they are really fighting...
zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2023:
Yep.
He is a hardcore supporter
zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2023:
Yeah, that's a feature, not a bug. Probably gonna be on a bumper sticker soon.
Right in the heart of Texas
zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2023:
Well, damaging property isn't a good idea, but in this case, I at least understand the sentiment.
I would cry for him if I weren't laughing so hard.
zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2023:
Gee, that's too fucking bad. 🙄
“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that ...
zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2023:
Persistence has gotten me further than any other single thing.
Pelosi hammer attack accused David DePape tearfully testifies of bizarre plot: [bbc.com]
zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2023:
So his nutbag defense for braining poor Paul is "Hey, I didn't mean to"?
I just want peace!!! I don't pray either!!!
zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2023:
The men, eh? You should have been there for some of my tinder dates. For me, the clear indication was "that ship has sailed, buddy".
"It is hard to laugh at the need for beauty and romance, no matter how tasteless, even horrible, the...
zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2023:
I seem to sigh more frequently these days.
Texas Tinder
zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2023:
What a waste!
Oops.
zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2023:
Tres embarrassing. LOL
You Westerners stole everything Hindus had invented everything thousands of years ago
zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2023:
What about cheeseburgers, huh?
Where's the manager?
zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2023:
Just get it out of the way, good strategy! LOL
Republican Lawmakers Make Plans to Override Ohio Abortion Vote Republican state lawmakers on ...
zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2023:
Nice job Johnny. This is all nothing new, these rich dickwads have been abusing the republic since it started. Now, the amounts of cash they have are a lot bigger and the ease with which they can buy and pay for pols is "legal". You want to see the character of any individual, give them power.
Cruel and unusual punishment
zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2023:
Usually you give head first...
Donald Trump: Legal experts see uphill battle in fraud case: [bbc.
zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2023:
Unfortunately, in this case at least, there is an extensive appeal process that will drag things out for quite a while more.
An aggrieved party
zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2023:
The same, but it just seems longer.
What was it with Trumpty Dumpty's parents that caused them to raise their son as such a vile piece ...
zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2023:
I doubt they had input into his upbringing. It was probably handled by paid help, and mom and pop only showed up to occasionally belittle and scorn their precious bundle.
Ivanka Claims Testifying Would Create 'Undue Hardship' Finding Childcare Ivanka Trump has been ...
zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2023:
Vankie either won't remember or she will make sure there are bus tire tracks on both of her shitwit brothers.
I have to hand it to Trumpty Dumpty; he is a magnificently outrageous liar.
zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2023:
The choice of idiots, reincarnated confederates, and unreconstructed bigots everywhere.
I wish Saturday would stay forever!!!! 😂😂😂
zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2023:
Giraffe walks into a bar and says "High balls are on me! " All kinds of good stuff here, MG, you used your Saturday well. 😁
Poor Trumpty Dumpty might become terribly upset if and when his daughter starts spilling the beans ...
zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2023:
Grill those grifters, let it fly 'vankie!
“Hear no evil, speak no evil…and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties”………….
zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2023:
Sounds like a win - win situation to me.
More scatter shooting
zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2023:
These sad bastards have us by the balls right now. It will get worse before it has a chance to get better.
Mental illness is an issue not to be taken lightly.
zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2023:
It's amazing how effective propaganda can be. Once it fools you, it is very difficult, almost impossible, to unfool yourself. That is the sad truth.
How The Art of the Deal really works. Bet Rudy lives in the basement
zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2023:
I'm enjoying how the two nitwit sons are just admitting (under oath!) that they never checked anything before signing. They will get a crash course on what "fiduciary" actually means, but a little too late since they are gonna get shut down here pretty soon. And the fat guy hasn't sung yet! Crooked pricks.
Mum knows best. 😆
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2023:
Hey, it can't hurt.
New love handles
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2023:
Ah yes, the town bike. Everybody gets a ride.
The Little Debbies will be retreated for Halloween 2024.
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2023:
Pretty light, eh? Why I oughta... Nice bunch, Gary. 😁
Seems logical....
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2023:
Where are you supposed to wash 'em, then?
“Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the ...
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2023:
I'm a big proponent of only speaking when you've got something to contribute.
Just got home from making my daily bad decisions!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2023:
Kidney stones? Really? Some very earthy ones here and they are all hilarious. 1😏
Another set of conservative bashing!
zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2023:
Hah! I can hear them now, "Uh, what kinda shit you got in there?"
Explains a lot. Not.
zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2023:
That's the way they think. If that's what you want to call it. 🙄
Seriously, take heed. ;)
zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2023:
That's just simple courtesy. 🤣
Does the cheese turns the person who eats it into a lesbian,🤔 or is the milk used to make the ...
zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2023:
Um, I think you don't chew it, you just lick it.
Hurry up week!!!
zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2023:
You have outdone yourself, hon! 😜
Follow me for more financial advice
zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2023:
Plus, the car has a trade-in value.
They are good at what they do.
zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2023:
I think I used these guys once. I miss that VW.
Goodnight!!! 😂😂😂
zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2023:
Um, what kind of wine in that bottle? Asking for one of my buddies. Nice set, MG.
Where you go when your car has to be perfect.
zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2023:
You gotta be able to work while on your back.
I wasn't planning to visit any way
zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2023:
I spent two weeks in Toledo one night.
So what DID the Founding Fathers actually say about religion?
zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2023:
So all of these Christian nationalists are lying when they talk about the intent of the founding fathers? Get outta here!
Ahhh Saturday Evening!!!
zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2023:
Never turn your back on a randy stallion. LOL And yeah, that's how they do it in Alabama. Good set, MG.
Christian Pastor and His Family Mock Homeless People for Halloween
zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2023:
Which beatitude is this? Blessed are the arrogant for they will disgust all whom they encounter? What a pair of smug assholes!
It was electrifying. 😁
zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2023:
Awww.
This is actually a real book...
zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2023:
Seriously?
It is expensive also
zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2023:
Hey, you gotta stay billable!
I bet she is wishing she had married one of her other johns.
zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2023:
Here is the world's smallest violin playing "My Heart Bleeds for YOU". LOL
Early Thursday Morning Memes!
zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2023:
Some hilarious stuff, MG! I wish I had thought of the work documents trick while I was still l working.
It looks like they are an opposition party even to themselves and have no desire to actually do the ...
zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2023:
Too many tweeters. *snort*
Poll question
zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2023:
I'll go with he's the idiot too.
I spend a lot of time with them.
zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2023:
Families that snort together go to court together.
They all make me sick!!!! 🤮😂😂😂
zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2023:
I forgot about that chickpea gag. Good job, hon.
The light must be on at night
zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2023:
That just indicates she is in recharge mode.
Sunday Funday!!!
zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2023:
The words boob and challenge caught my eye. Good bunch, MG.
Hope you're enjoying your Friday night!
zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2023:
Brownies can be tricky. Good set, MG! 😉
Halloween, the conclusion I hope you enjoyed the collection and stole a few for your own.
zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2023:
Good job, buddy!
Joan Jett!!!! 🖤🖤🖤
zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2023:
I feel you, baby Yoda. 😝
What do Matt Gaetz and the god of Christians have in common?
zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2023:
Lily Muenster has some 'splaining to do! 😄
Is this ok?
zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2023:
Ya know Susie, when I said "give me some head"...
Weed Snorter!!! 😂😂😂😂
zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2023:
I would LOVE to see someone work that party favor butt plug. Now THAT'S entertainment. Good job, MG.
Please share old memories
zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2023:
I used tools I made to get stoned. Does that count? BIC pen, toilet paper core, aluminum foil, tape, and a pin. Stoned age tools, partner. LOL
Major on the lookout for America
zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2023:
Go get him, boy, he tastes like cheetos and big macs!
Saw another hilarious (and possibly true) ad from our friends, The Lincoln Project, Electile ...
zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2023:
Yeah, he can't get it up. His poll numbers, that is.
Almost Wednesday!!!
zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2023:
You are on a roll! More titties!
Halloween part VIII 2023
zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2023:
Haaaahhhhaha, I'm facebook! I love these, buddy!
Halloween part VI 2023 If you're missing half of theses go to Memes R us for the rest ...
zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2023:
Freddie! And Freddie! Nice work, boss.
I have another idea for a fun adult Halloween.
zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2023:
A pumpkin flasher! I love that!
What a day!!!!
zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2023:
You can't go wrong with titty memes! Good set, MG!
Halloween part IV 2023
zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2023:
Looks like that skeleton has a boner. Heh. You have a lot of good seasonal memes in the trunk, Glenn, just outstanding.
It's not just Gym and Matt that like the young ones, they had to eliminate House pages because of ...
zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2023:
Every accusation is a confession with these fuckwads.
It's Sunday and I'd like to share.
zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2023:
If only it was a movie. *sigh*
Halloween Part III 2023
zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2023:
That's more fun than moaning! A "spirited" group, Glenn, nice work! 🎃
I spit my coffee out...
zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2023:
The classics never get old. I've been telling this joke since the early 70's, it's still funny. 🤭
Follow me for more interior decoration ideas.
zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2023:
Crappy design, but I sense that's what we were going for here. LOL
It's Sunday night already?!?!
zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2023:
They didn't come in different colors when *I* was doing art projects. Lot of great ones here, MG.
Real works of art.
zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2023:
Awww.
Introducing: Marvel Comics' next huge thing
zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2023:
I'd hammer her.
Saw the solar eclipse and now going back to sleep! Goodnight!!!
zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2023:
If I weren't so concerned about picking up germs, I'd try the face licking thing for sure. LOL Good ones, MG.
A little something to pass along if you need it.
zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2023:
This should, in a fair and just world, inspire another "Me too" movement.
Well now this.... [share.newsbreak.com]
zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2023:
I'd like to see them try that in a small town...oh, wait....
Texas Gov Abbott Installing Razor Wire Along Texas - New Mexico Border The Daily Beast reports ...
zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2023:
Too true to be very funny. Good post, Johnny.
What the cluck is that?😱
zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2023:
I'm always the race car. If I can't be the race car, I don't wanna play. 😜🏁
She is not going to change her mind.
zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2023:
Ok. I'm over it. Hey, want some salted peanuts?

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