Kid's are sometimes so truthful! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on May 12, 2024:

You tell it, sister! 💜

Not in peace w my self .

zeuser comments on May 12, 2024:

Tell your friend the truth. Why would that hurt her feelings? People don't like it when they hear it because deep down they know it's true. They are mad at themselves, and the weaknesses that cause their problems, not at you. They *know*. It's not easy to be a friend in those cases, but that's when they need you to be a friend the most. Also, it sounds like you need a friend or two. I worry how long you can last working in the environment you describe. Please please take care of yourself. My best to Mr. Marcello, and to you. ❤️

Saturday evening and I'm still in bed and loving it! 😘😘😘

zeuser comments on May 12, 2024:

Queso christ, are you hosting again? 🤣 Outstanding set, MG! Way past time to take that pig down a notch or two, IMHO.

A lot of houses never even go on the market.

zeuser comments on May 12, 2024:

I get at least 5 emails, several texts, snail mail, and sometimes a phone call offering to buy my house every week. Rent increases of 100 percent aren't unusual. Meanwhile, homeless encampments proliferate. It's a growing trend and a real problem.

I bet lil donnie is happy it's Saturday and no court.

zeuser comments on May 11, 2024:

Somehow, the word "creep" sounds completely inadequate here.

The stench of corruption in American politics is quite nauseating: [reuters.com]

zeuser comments on May 11, 2024:

Sadly, this is not new. It is all tied, as it has always been, to unfettered capitalism and the greed of the obscenely rich.

Thursday night gonna clean the other bathroom!!! 🎉🥳🎊

zeuser comments on May 9, 2024:

ATM magenta! *snort*

It seems to be a thing going around

zeuser comments on May 9, 2024:

The worms had to fight off the syphillis germs to get a toehold in Hair Furor's mushy gray matter.

Know thy enemy...

zeuser comments on May 9, 2024:

That about covers it. My experience with these loons is each has one pet thing they use libertarianism to legitimize. For some it's pot and drugs, for others it's guns, for others it's taxes, for still others it's banging hookers. But it's always just one specific thing. This is why they can't see how the whole thing is horseshit, they are busy looking only at their one turd.

RFK Jr.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2024:

All he needs are a couple more misogynistic, racist, and economically disastrous policies, and I can see the Carrot Caligula Coalition moving in his direction. This fuckwad has to have all kinds of money. He's my age, he should be eating gummies and drinking wine like me. But, I guess the worm has other ideas.

“To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and ...

zeuser comments on May 9, 2024:

Two commodities which are always in high demand, but also always in woefully short supply.

Did Nazi this coming... Was it starvation or Mercury poisoning?... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on May 9, 2024:

And they don't know who this joker will draw more votes from. Because even though he volunteered this information, bizarre as it is, people will still vote for a guy with a dead worm in his brain. This is where we are. 🙄

Anybody's guess

zeuser comments on May 8, 2024:

Awww, that's not nice.

Doing 'May' challenge

zeuser comments on May 7, 2024:

I'm in!

I can't sleep again, I get like this when I have to wake up early for work 😞🙄🙄😂😂

zeuser comments on May 7, 2024:

I accepted that a while ago, and then I fully embraced it. So many advantages outweigh the few disadvantages. But now, I just went outside so I have to clean the blood offa my Nikes. Good set, MG! 😊

Get a Discount Indulgence from known heretic and Father of Hell, Nathan Monk.

zeuser comments on May 6, 2024:

Everything old is new again. A good con is a good con, people are just as gullible as they always were , if not more so, and there are a lot more of them.

The best laid plans of mice and men?

zeuser comments on May 6, 2024:

Their motto? "Come. Play with us. Come again." 👅

Trump should have been disqualified in 2016.

zeuser comments on May 6, 2024:

He'd never wear that jacket. He's a self-made man. A genius, and a stable one at that, cuz he has horse sense and a very good brain. 🙄

The state leaves the course of study up to me, so....

zeuser comments on May 6, 2024:

I can be on the panel of judges. I got a rap shee...ummm..I mean credentials. 😁

Frankly I would love to see it happen.

zeuser comments on May 6, 2024:

Champagne, pizza, my place. Bring what you can, or nothing at all!

A perfect picture

zeuser comments on May 6, 2024:

That's the nickname Michael Cohen gave him. He knows his shitbags.

Real Defendant Trump has a platform, even if the rest of the GOP can't be bothered.

zeuser comments on May 5, 2024:

All the billionaire oligarchs are salivating at the thought of finally, finally grinding all of us under their jackbooted heels.

Trump Media’s accounting firm charged with ‘massive fraud’ [cnn.com]?

zeuser comments on May 5, 2024:

He uses crooked auditors? Nah, get the fuck outta here! 🙄

Remind you of anyone?

zeuser comments on May 5, 2024:

Yeah, that's him all right. 😡

Oh brother!!!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on May 5, 2024:

Stroke, Natasha, stroke!

Think I'm going to watch the Bon Jovi Documentary, he was soooo hot in the 80's and still is, don't ...

zeuser comments on May 5, 2024:

Aah, the toilet paper core and bounce. Ate up all the smoke smell. Very nostalgic. Good ones, MG! 💜

An original, and I think one of my best.

zeuser comments on May 5, 2024:

Yeah, that is a good one!

Waiting for my mom to come over.......

zeuser comments on May 3, 2024:

I never knew that iguanas were big drinkers. I need to travel more. LOL Good set, MG.

easy now, one at a time

zeuser comments on May 3, 2024:

I can relate. 😔

Tell me you're a ...........

zeuser comments on May 2, 2024:

I'm in!

What atheist women really do?

zeuser comments on May 1, 2024:

I always wondered about that.

I had to search for more memes!

zeuser comments on May 1, 2024:

Holy shit, this was a roller coaster ride from a noisy reverse cowgirl to common alcoholic responses to sweet sacrificial murder! I hope it was therapeutic for you, hon!

Bubble Tea translation.

zeuser comments on May 1, 2024:

No, no, they got it right. 😜

She freaks out

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2024:

It is if you add a second "L". I use that one allot.

Trump is embarrassed about jokes at him there

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Then shook his fist and complained about it after it was over. The courage of a fainting goat, the smell of a dirty diaper, the look of a coward - for the trifecta. Asswipe.

An eyewitness account

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Good thing he didn't draw the plunger into the picture. Or the Drano, for that matter.

This stupid asshole! 🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2024:

*sniff sniff* Smells like....Trumpism. LOL

How do you know?! 🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Oh Vankie, what have you done?

“It is the hopeful, buoyant, cheerful attitude of mind that wins.

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2024:

In the final analysis, the only thing any of can completely control is our attitude. The optimist says the wine glass is half full, the pessimist says it is half empty. The realist drinks the wine.

Safety is Job 1

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2024:

Meth is cheaper anyway.

Guesssss who?

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2024:

That would put him at what, 103? This fucker will be lucky to make it to December. And we'll all be even luckier if he doesn't.

They did not buy me this

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2024:

If you deliberately went to an Applebees, you were probably drunk to begin with.

There's nothing like a bright sunny warm spring day, with the sun streaming through the window to ...

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2024:

Pine pollen is just about finished here. I wiped down all the surfaces on my back porch/three season room and opened up the windows wide.

Michell made it level 8

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Looks like somebody got cork-blocked. LOL

All the time!!! 🤪🥴😱😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Funnier than most of the stuff I actually hear.

It's not sad it's true! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Enjoy the lack of constraints and the freedom from expectations. 💜

Damn religious nuts

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2024:

It's not wrong unless it's your neighbors goat, if I'm reading this right.

A little less than 1999 points to level 8 and I already used up the points from others responding to...

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2024:

I know that plumber! Good luck climbing the points ladder. 😊

Hand's up - anyone surprised?

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2024:

As always, every accusation is a confession.

Good morning 🌞🌄🌞🌄🌞🌄

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2024:

The louder you pray, the happier you'll be. Yeah, nobody else believes me either. LOL Good job, MG, and good morning to you too. 😊

Monday April 22

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2024:

Very easy, and popular apparently, to just bitch, piss, moan, and whine. The R's talk the language of the poorly educated yet somehow entitled. And here we are.

Check out these memes! 😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2024:

Yikes! That would be enough to make me switch specialties! LOL

Trump Dining Pal Complains Women No Longer Fear Men Popular Neo-Nazi Christian Nationalist Nick ...

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2024:

MTG would stomp the living shit out of this idiot, then perforate him with her AR. Good one, Johnny.

Would you want to have to be in the courtroom with Don Snoreleone, the Godfarter?

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2024:

I'm pissed that I have to be on the same continent with that asshole. I'd never voluntarily get close enough to smell him.

Can't sleep again 😞💤😂

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2024:

I can't do those cheetos at the front end, let alone on a roid! Oouucchh! 🤣

Don the con can't seem to sit still in court, I guess it depends on the situation.

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2024:

Well, when he wasn't getting ketchup on the wall at least.

"I am so glad that I grew up in the seventies, before there was the web, mobile phones, digital ...

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2024:

Yes, I am very thankful there isn't any evidence of the shit I did in the 70's. I can spin yarns about those days, and nobody can prove otherwise by showing some of my dumb selfies on Facebook.

Happy Wednesday Eve!

zeuser comments on Apr 24, 2024:

I wonder if that bin is free for dinner. Good job, MG! 😊

Best sign ever...

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2024:

What about all the accidents caused by guys backing up to re-read the sign? LOL

I can't recommend a solution

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2024:

This poor bastard doesn't even grasp the number of problems he has. But his cheating wife getting converted to pentecostal by the guy she's fucking, well that's a bridge too far for this jackwad. Here's my advice - watch me not care.

“When you’re good at something, you’ll tell everyone.

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2024:

My mom detested braggarts and I was trained from a young age never to acknowledge or speak of any of my talents. I think that hurt me in later life, but I've always flown underneath the radar. This has resulted in others downplaying my efforts, then claiming those efforts were theirs when they bore fruit. So this is not necessarily a true statement from my perspective.

The lovely Canada Goose.

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2024:

You don't mess with those latter day dinosaurs when they are nesting. They are mean, fearless, and physically intimidating.

I have made a resolution, on any given day, that I will only have ONE pint in the pub--- but I ...

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2024:

Good plan, boss! 🍺

Friday night I had way too many drinks and put Windows 10 Pro on my oldest daughter's computer.

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2024:

Good lord, your instincts are absolutely right! Protect that young lady at ANY cost! I can't give you the benefit of any experience from my own life (and thank goodness for that), but however you handle it, that girl comes first. All my best Deno, good luck partner! 💙

Uh, okay! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2024:

Spanky's got some 'splainin' to do...🍄🍄

Took a few days off!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Maybe I'm a twat, Miss Fuzzface, but you are a pussy! LOL Good job, MG! Mormon Bachelor, one of the more useless show idea pitches.

It's opening day of court season, first of four, I'm hoping for a homerun by the prosecution.

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Right on the money, G-man.

Take your time. There is no hurry. ;)

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Settle down, Betty. LOL

Today's the holiday named in honor of my old tinder account-passover.

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2024:

After the last 4 of my absolute worst tinder experiences, I just look at the pictures. After a rare second date, my LAST tinder encounter about 4 years ago, my match married another guy. In retrospect, that was a saving grace.

The scariest ever

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2024:

I've always maintained the wrinkled look is the epitome of cool. And I am the Miles Davis of this fashion genre. Hah!

I found a new pass time...

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2024:

You would think this would cause your local Karens to protest your bird feeders. LOL I bet they want to ban these books, too.

“We keep on being told that religion, whatever its imperfections, at least instils morality.

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Self-righteous exclusionary tribal fantasy and mythology seem to have that effect of people. Go figure. That plus the shamans and witch doctors shamelessly (and successfully!) mendicate those they corrupt using this mental sling of gorilla shit. KEEP your laughably-named "morality" where your intestinal bacteria flourish, you lowlife parasites.

Name that tune

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Is there a hookah-smoking caterpillar involved in this somehow? ;)

I can’t help it. I am easily amused. Too easily methinks 😛

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2024:

That marriage has its ups and downs.

Mag all gone

zeuser comments on Apr 21, 2024:

You tried to tell a chemistry joke but you got... no reaction? 😉

What a busy day!!!! Ready for tomorrow!

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2024:

There's always a dickbag hanging around, isn't there? . Good bunch, MG! 😊

That's not love, Bud!

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2024:

Ten to one this guy's a lawyer.

It's going to be an interesting week.

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2024:

Gonna spend my trickle down bonus on some Ramen noodles.

What can I say? Actions speak louder than words

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2024:

Probably a lot of them are afraid of being confronted by a process server. I can't say that I blame them.

If you hardly meet anyone, maybe because you meet these criteria?

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2024:

Curiosity often gets the better of me, and I almost always regret it.

If you visit bonnie Scotland this year be aware that we have some very strict driving laws.

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2024:

I imagine the shaven route would give you a much smoother ride.

Can't sleep and a friend sent me this video, had to share it! 😂😂😂😂😂 [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2024:

That's not unreasonable. And that's how you can tell it's AI, and not ATS, actual Trump stupidity. Also, no mispronounced words. LOL

Trump Whines Judge’s Ruling Means He Can’t Attend Barron’s Graduation Its being reported ...

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2024:

He should do what he did at Penn, pay someone else to go to school for him. In this case, just for Barron's graduation. Good one, Johnny.

Melania is hosting the log cabin republicans at mar a lago.

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2024:

Although she is a shameless gold-digger who sold her soul for money, prestige, and a green card for her and all of her family members, she still has the ability to stick the full diaper's owner with a sharp stick every so ofter, just to remind him what she's capable of doing if she so desired. I don't care, do you? LOL

So happy Monday is over but my Tuesday is going to suck so hard!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2024:

Hah, Bob picked the wrong partner. What would you bet they were both in tech support? 🤣 Funny set, MG!

During the witch hunt. Fascist baby is tired.

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2024:

Steven Miller must have pulled his hand out of TFG's arse to go get a drink of water, and with that animating force removed, the puppet went slack. I guess Steve Bannon wasn't there to spell him.

Hell of a ride 🤣🤣🤣 [x.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2024:

Surprise!

Are we there yet?!?!?!

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2024:

Common hazard in the Glasgow grocery stores. Very funny, MG!

Playing it on the sly, and hidin' that evidence...

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2024:

In remembrance of OJ, I assume?

Sunday funday, lil donnie goes on trial Monday

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2024:

The depressing thing is they are all over the place.

Not that j can compete w mr glenn , or mr Z , or michelle , but u know it i am gonna try EVERY time ...

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2024:

Goodness, it's not a competition! But if it was, you win today sweetie! ;)

I don't remember if I posted some of these memes before...........

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2024:

I'll do anything if I can get an Uber back home on someone else's dime.

Lemme know asap

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2024:

I think I can sandwich it in.

I’ll just see myself out…

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2024:

Never *ever* apologize for puns. Everybody who complains is just jealous they didn't get to it first.

It gets easier to be on the correct side everyday, I'll stand for human rights over corporate rights...

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2024:

Good set, Glenn.

Mar-a-Lago parking lot...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2024:

Stealer's Wheel. Essentially a Gerry Rafferty pseudonym. I loved this song.

I will be as brief here as possible.

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2024:

Of course they know. I am so sorry they had to grow up without their mother, under the shadow of their father's guilt.

Too funny. [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2024:

No matter how innocent, everybody judges.

Mar-A-Lago yard sale to pay legal bills

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2024:

"If it rains or if it freezes, I still got my Hitler geeezus..."

Been to Walmart lately?

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2024:

It pays to advertise, I guess. LOL