[youtu.be] Todd Snider / Conserative, Christian, Rightwing Republicans Straight Males

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2024:

This song came up on my apple music channel the other night, and I immediately put it into my favorites playlist. I love this guy!

Following Donald Trump’s conviction, key House Republican leaders are on board with cutting ...

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2024:

If I was running a criminal enterprise, I would also like to eliminate any law enforcement efforts. How do people see this as desirable?

I want a refund!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2024:

Ok psychics. Answer me this:

If anyone from the site is nearby and would like to join @Redheadedgammy and @glennlab tomorrow for ...

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2024:

The wrong predator convention, *snort*

Guess who gets to piss in a cup when he visits his BLACK probation officer?

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2024:

Yeah, I forgot about that little ritual. I wonder if Adderall shows up in these things. 😜

Tell her Dorothy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2024:

You beat me to it, MG! Yeah, she's got the dumb question market cornered all right.

Favorite Atheist??

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2024:

George Carlin. Sorry he's gone.

LMAO!!!! This happened!!!! 😂😂😂😂 [share.newsbreak.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2024:

Jesus take the wheel!

His People are getting upset over the chants of lock him up. I guess pronouns do matter to them.

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2024:

Right on target again, boss.

“How happy it is for us, that the admiration of others should depend so much more on their ...

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2024:

Perfection is overrated. 😏

I just spent five months in the hospital and PT/OT residential rehab.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2024:

Oh no! I'm sorry you had to go through that, but you are on the other side now? That's a plus. Hair grows back. Happy to see you back here with all the heathens. Take it slow and get to that full recovery, we're all pulling for you! 💜

I bet Trump had a bad weekend, at least I hope it was terrible.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2024:

I LOVE orange slushies! LOL Nice job today, buddy.

Hope you're having a wonderful Sunday! 💗💗😊💗😊💗😊😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2024:

The other side of Spock. LOL Good ones, MG!

Even better when you finish getting the last corner on and see two lumps under the sheet.

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Oh it's not that bad. LOL

Take a look and give a caption

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Walk across the hot ashes, they said. It will be fun, they said.

Looks right to me!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Chewie was a good guy, though. Not our girl.

For some people it really was this bad, but for everyone the freezer trucks were real

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2024:

I'll never forget those sorry times. Also, the revisionists are also certified rock chewers.

Well, well, well, ewwww!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Skull full of shits with hairy tits. That's our little Margie.

Don the con (vict) is not the only thing in the news lately.

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2024:

I bet he smells like cat pee too. And you're right, I don't care what kind of flags they fly if they do their fucking jobs without bias.

It really is amazing how low they'll stoop.

zeuser comments on May 31, 2024:

I reeeeeally don't like this guy. Who votes for jerkoffs like this?

20 years later after his NDA expired a producer tells what really happened on the TV show "The ...

zeuser comments on May 31, 2024:

I hope they can get their hands on the tapes.

Got off work early!!! Woohoo 🎉🎉🎉

zeuser comments on May 31, 2024:

These are all hilarious, but I especially love the ones with the doggos. TX mosquitoes sound scary! 🤪

DAMN.

zeuser comments on May 31, 2024:

Good lord, that is horrible!

The little girl said it, a BIG WASTE of TIME!!! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on May 30, 2024:

Just looking for some crack, eh? Nice set, MG! 😜

GUILTY Just in DJT found Guilty on all 34 counts

zeuser comments on May 30, 2024:

WAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

The news hit seconds ago that a verdict is reached. Keep on alert for an announcement.

zeuser comments on May 30, 2024:

Sweet!

Just for laughs, silly, random and fun or some other places.

zeuser comments on May 30, 2024:

That's a great story that resonates with me. I'd love to have a couple of drinks and bullshit with this woman, I bet she has some stories!

What do you call a group of big-breasted women jeering at Donald Trump?

zeuser comments on May 29, 2024:

No, no, that's not bad! Practice makes perfect, mate. LOL

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself”…………..Rita Mae Brown.

zeuser comments on May 29, 2024:

There are a lot of things that Rita Mae can find by herself. I haven't read anything by her in maybe 30 years? I had a writing prompt book from her at one point. She concocted some bizarre but fun prompts. One was to write a story about a gay waiter at the last supper. I had fun with that one.

Oh.

zeuser comments on May 28, 2024:

Aww.

There is some science i would rather not know

zeuser comments on May 28, 2024:

Like you're so innocent. How many times have *you* been pissed off outside?

Nice to have an extra day off! Happy Memorial Day and thank you for those of you who served!

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

I'd like to know the names of the guys in those fruit of the loom ads to see if their IMDB page lists "Bunch of Grapes - 1973". LOL Good ones MG!.

Can't argue.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

It will take me a while to sober up before I get past the headline. 😜

I'd love to know what happened to him after he said that. 😆

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

Get the couch ready, muchacho.

But covered under the disability act

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

Looks like it's a spot for people who fell out of their wheelchairs.

That woman knows how to dress, it's a shame she goes out in public like this.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

Yes, a nice casual number from the Sherwin Williams collection. Perfect for those apres dominatrix sessions with your gimp.

Donald Trump Booed at Libertarian Convention In a rare appearance that was not exclusively in ...

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

It's a difficult choice as to which of these two sides of the turd I dislike the most. But based on the imminence of the threat each represents, I have to say it's the one who wears a diaper that usually carries a full load.

Just pointing out the obvious

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

They weren't always this bad. Now they are.

A few for Memorial day.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

The guy who I used to think was the worst person in the world sends his thanks to this asswipe.

Not sure if I’d ask the person wearing this shirt where they got it or slowly back away…

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

Be thankful this guy advertises. Then get the fuck outta there.

Ex-Employee And Former Handler Took Aim At Ivanka, Claimed "Jared Is Gay And It’s An Arranged ...

zeuser comments on May 27, 2024:

If it's true, it's not really unique. Seriously, so what. Is it any worse than Melania's arrangement? I'm guessing there are other secrets far worse in that sorry ass excuse for a family.

I wonder if his groupies will follow him to prison?

zeuser comments on May 26, 2024:

Not immediately, but some will in fact follow him in.

Not what I expected

zeuser comments on May 26, 2024:

Awwwww!

I don’t know what to say.

zeuser comments on May 26, 2024:

Sometimes you need to take what you can get. Just like your mom. 😜

Ahhhh Saturday afternoon finally I get to relax!!!

zeuser comments on May 26, 2024:

King Arthur bumps, eh? Snort a lot in Camelot, Galahad? 🤣

An old timer 😆 A husband and wife were on their way home from the bar one night when they got ...

zeuser comments on May 25, 2024:

Yeah, thanks honey bunch! Geez..

“Integrity is choosing your thoughts and actions based on values rather than personal ...

zeuser comments on May 25, 2024:

I like the definition "doing the right thing even when nobody is watching". The alignment of thought, values, and actions.

Sure tastes good...

zeuser comments on May 25, 2024:

More tequila. Cactus is chock full of protein. 😜

Maybe because they get a hardon watching Gay porn?....

zeuser comments on May 23, 2024:

Like every thing else, that type of animosity is based on ignorance and fear.

It fits perfectly!!! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on May 23, 2024:

Busily bubbling bullshit

I saw this vehicle in my travels today. This is definitely a cult!

zeuser comments on May 23, 2024:

A cult? I just don't see it. LOL

I’ve actually done this…

zeuser comments on May 23, 2024:

Hey, now, it works!

dementia seems to be a Trump trait

zeuser comments on May 23, 2024:

Steal everything you can, get outta there, shut the fuck up. Good strategy, seems to be working for her and Saudi sucking hubby. 😡

It's been a long ass day!!! 😔🙄😂😂😂

zeuser comments on May 23, 2024:

These all work for me. Just like your mom. 😂 Good set, MG!

[bbc.co.uk] It;s official. I live in a secular country. fantastic !!

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

If it was warmer and dryer, I might move there.

Good Taco Tuesday Afternoon!!!

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

Ooo, I can tell what you're thinking! Good set, hon.

O.K. who stole this pix of my X-Wife???

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

Nobody deflowers that woman.

Husband looked at his wife and said(Just for Fun) A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ...

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

When one door closes, another one opens. 🤪

Yes, he really said it!

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

The easiest lies are the ones you tell yourself.

To no one's surprise. Can't imagine his pain

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

BAWK bawk bawk BAWK...

‘Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well”……………Philip Stanhope.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

Whether a job be large or small do it well or not at all. That's the little poem my elementary school teachers taught us.

The stupid, it hurts too much!!!!!

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

All old white guys. I refuse to suffer from guilt by association.

I guess that makes me old.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

Doesn't seem like it was that long ago. But it was.

Even Nixon wanted the smartest people in the room with him, What is the story today?

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

The best and the brightest got replaced with purchased puppets, and the money and the propaganda made sure it continued. 😡

Hahahahaha!!!! ...

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

I got goose bumps. About time someone has the stones to start punching back. We didn't start this, Seabiscuit, but we sure nuff gonna finish it. 😁

Only the rich or entitled get to fail upward

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

They all play with OPM, other people's money. Our money, really. Dicks.

It was a rough day, but....

zeuser comments on May 21, 2024:

Take the win, GL! 😁

Found him a white house. I hope he likes it.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2024:

Pure pinata material, G-man. Swing that broomstick! The National Probe, though, is prematurely optimistic.

The prosecution has rested.....

zeuser comments on May 20, 2024:

I wouldn't bet against a disappointing result for us all, but not for him.

Just an observation.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2024:

The entire congress has been undermined by clowns like this. He's not the problem. He's the symptom.

Who? Me? Procrastinate? Never! wait let me think that over.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2024:

That's not a bad way to navigate a tricky career path.

Finally, an arrest

zeuser comments on May 20, 2024:

The lawyers will have him out in a jif.

Horsey Mc Space Lazer 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on May 20, 2024:

I can see evidence of troglodyte genes.

Oops!!!! Accidentally 😂 another post!

zeuser comments on May 20, 2024:

Chainsaw boy is gonna be walking funny amongst us. Good bunch here, MG!

Who would have thunk it...

zeuser comments on May 20, 2024:

In that case, my neck should be longer. 😏

Another lazy day but I have to go shopping for new tennis shoes!!! 🥳🤘😂

zeuser comments on May 19, 2024:

That woodpecker came at me when I had a house with shake siding. I secretly switched out the red bull with kombucha. Good set MG. Get the Nikes. 😜

Doctor's orders!!!

zeuser comments on May 19, 2024:

Hmmm.Is it working?

Trump has brought "dumbing down" to a whole new level "You notice that ever since Ben Carson ran ...

zeuser comments on May 15, 2024:

I forgot about this fuckwit. I can see the charlatan camaraderie all these right wing idiots have with each other, anything for a buck.

Well that’s a big oops

zeuser comments on May 15, 2024:

Yikes! Trés embarrassing! 😲

Things do not seem to be going well for Turdy McTurdface, a.k.a. Donald Trump.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2024:

I am enjoying the humiliating way his veep wannabes all dressed up for the "swimsuit competition", wearing matching outfits no less, at his trial. Just like the Miss USA contest. I wonder if he snuck into the dressing room while they were changing..🤪

Just to be clear here...

zeuser comments on May 14, 2024:

One sees you later. The other sees you after a while. You're welcome. ;)

I bet more people can identify Stormy now than ever.

zeuser comments on May 14, 2024:

I'd have to go with Melanie. She charges more. Good bunch here, Glenn.

I can't seem to win

zeuser comments on May 14, 2024:

To invoke the old cliche, he has all the lawyers.

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on May 14, 2024:

Ouch. The gene pool thanks you for your most natural selection.

I foresee Trumpty Dumpty slowly drowning in the swamp of his own devising: [bbc.com]

zeuser comments on May 14, 2024:

Evidently they love him in all of the swing states. according the NYT (?) poll. I can't fathom that, I really can't. .

The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

zeuser comments on May 14, 2024:

You would think that teachers would learn not to engage with little Johnny by now. What is this one, Johnny joke 57,352? LOL

So crazy you can smell the batshit miles away.... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on May 14, 2024:

Yeah, he wowed 'em at Wildwood all right. Diapers over dems, you betcha. What a pathetic buffoon. A churl. A moron.

The right gift does matter!!! Happy Mothers Day

zeuser comments on May 12, 2024:

Um, next month, don't forget your old dad likes flowers too.🤪

[tiktok.com] Where is the lie 😂🙄🙄😂😂 At least for some moms ♥️

zeuser comments on May 12, 2024:

Yeah, it ain't easy being a mom...

Kid's are sometimes so truthful! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on May 12, 2024:

You tell it, sister! 💜

Not in peace w my self .

zeuser comments on May 12, 2024:

Tell your friend the truth. Why would that hurt her feelings? People don't like it when they hear it because deep down they know it's true. They are mad at themselves, and the weaknesses that cause their problems, not at you. They *know*. It's not easy to be a friend in those cases, but that's when they need you to be a friend the most. Also, it sounds like you need a friend or two. I worry how long you can last working in the environment you describe. Please please take care of yourself. My best to Mr. Marcello, and to you. ❤️

Saturday evening and I'm still in bed and loving it! 😘😘😘

zeuser comments on May 12, 2024:

Queso christ, are you hosting again? 🤣 Outstanding set, MG! Way past time to take that pig down a notch or two, IMHO.

A lot of houses never even go on the market.

zeuser comments on May 12, 2024:

I get at least 5 emails, several texts, snail mail, and sometimes a phone call offering to buy my house every week. Rent increases of 100 percent aren't unusual. Meanwhile, homeless encampments proliferate. It's a growing trend and a real problem.

I bet lil donnie is happy it's Saturday and no court.

zeuser comments on May 11, 2024:

Somehow, the word "creep" sounds completely inadequate here.

The stench of corruption in American politics is quite nauseating: [reuters.com]

zeuser comments on May 11, 2024:

Sadly, this is not new. It is all tied, as it has always been, to unfettered capitalism and the greed of the obscenely rich.

Thursday night gonna clean the other bathroom!!! 🎉🥳🎊

zeuser comments on May 9, 2024:

ATM magenta! *snort*

It seems to be a thing going around

zeuser comments on May 9, 2024:

The worms had to fight off the syphillis germs to get a toehold in Hair Furor's mushy gray matter.

Know thy enemy...

zeuser comments on May 9, 2024:

That about covers it. My experience with these loons is each has one pet thing they use libertarianism to legitimize. For some it's pot and drugs, for others it's guns, for others it's taxes, for still others it's banging hookers. But it's always just one specific thing. This is why they can't see how the whole thing is horseshit, they are busy looking only at their one turd.

RFK Jr.

zeuser comments on May 9, 2024:

All he needs are a couple more misogynistic, racist, and economically disastrous policies, and I can see the Carrot Caligula Coalition moving in his direction. This fuckwad has to have all kinds of money. He's my age, he should be eating gummies and drinking wine like me. But, I guess the worm has other ideas.

“To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and ...

zeuser comments on May 9, 2024:

Two commodities which are always in high demand, but also always in woefully short supply.