When she whispers in your ear....

zeuser comments on Jul 21, 2021:

It may not make me pop a rocket immediately, but it would certainly pique my interest.

A young man went into confession crying, and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have ...

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2021:

You heard me, get out!

This fucking imbecile is crazy but will go to jail despite her "sovereignty" truly a whack job! ...

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2021:

All of these people are willfully ignorant and childishly self-deluded.

Dad joke alert! Just treading along, tired but thinking it's been a Goodyear so far. 😆

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2021:

Looks like something you'd find in the private zoo of the Michelin man.

I am passionate about helping people

zeuser comments on Jul 20, 2021:

I hope this guy remembered to hydrate or someone is going to be disappointed.

Bring it back clean

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Nice day in the "hood". LOL

A bright, young graduate joined the Internal Revenue Service.

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Enough to make the IRS guy "bris"tle a bit.

Im gettin super powers

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Talk about product placement.

Do you like the beach? I love it. My close friend took a nice shot. I hope you like it.

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Looks like someone forgot to check on the angle of that shot. LOL

Good to know!

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2021:

You don't have to pass an IQ screening test to become a crook.

".

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2021:

He was a good guy. A little bit loose on his guys getting a few extra bucks on the side for whiskey tax evasion. Ironically, Grant liked to "pull the cork". He was a better nuts and bolts president than Lincoln, overall, IMO. The two eras, however, cannot be compared. He had the right idea about how church and state should interact.

No high hopes here

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Expectations management at its finest.

"I have spent some time watching The Open Championship (formerly known as The British Open), and it ...

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2021:

How to say I'm a narcissistic jackoff without saying I'm a narcissistic jackoff.

Who needs exercise or steroids !

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2021:

This is exactly what I need.

Bye now! Sumbitch! [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Good riddance.

But I like offending them so....

zeuser comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Hah! Attaboy Kermit!

Sorry sis, too late for your late bro who was really a fucking moron. [businessinsider.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2021:

I know there are consequences for what you do. But I still feel for these folks.

A good Christian man walked into Walmart and was offered a mask by the store greeter.

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Nicely done repurposing. 😊

Quite an award!

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Ooo, a wicked backhand. 😜

The nerve of some people

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2021:

There is no sense of personal space anymore. 😄

There are always two reasons we ever fail at anything, it's that we tried and that it mattered.

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Truman did some very controversial things, the integration of the armed forces was just one of them. Let's not forget he nuked Japan and told MacArthur to go fuck himself. He really didn't give a shit what people thought of his actions if he thought he was in the right.

‘The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges,...

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Regardless of what the law says, the rich get away with it lots more than the poor.

So, while watching our nation swirl down the drain these past several years (as the former guy ...

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2021:

I considered this. I think they really need me here.

Duh! Too late dumbass! Arkansaw antivaxer now sorry. [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

My heart breaks for the young lady, victimized by her own mother, dying due to misdirected love. It's a sad story.

Greatest since bikini. People with a high sense of fashion can appreciate.

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

What in the holy fuck?

Let's play "WHICH GOVERNOR IS STUPID TODAY" "Just four red states accounted for more than 40 ...

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Jay-zoo this guy is dangerous. We need the mission impossible team here. Holy shit.

Total lack of self-awareness

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I might be a cardinal by now? Am I following you here?

General Milley As A Voice of Reason, But Carlson Was Ranting About Him Yesterday: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

When we need it, a hero will appear. At least that's what we all hope.

Dad joke alert!

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I never heard the brake fluid one. *writing it down*

It happens sometimes....

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

I've been there. Like shaking a stick in the Holland Tunnel.

You want to get me pregnant?

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Hah! Good luck, buddy! LOL

Ones eating a hamburger, the other one a fuckin’ lardbutt.

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Wimpy has the better hat. LOL

Leaders lead by example, and if Trump were a real leader, he could have done so—from the get-go.

zeuser comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Yeah, you're right. :(

When someone asks me how I remain so calm in times like these when everyone around me is having ...

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Yeah, that works up to a point.

If you want to awaken all of humanity, awaken all of yourself. Lao Tzu

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Not sure if I'd want to awaken mankind, either before or after I awakened myself. It's still a good instruction.

That's the first thing I saw & I'm as smart as I think I am.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Not as smart as you thought? Who didn't bring the chips, bitch? 🤣

Probably the hat

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Me knowing the options that are on the table (so to speak) would seal it up for me.

Yes much needed lately

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Funny it is.

How many in this group knew this over 5 years ago? [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Watch out for anything "leaked" by the Kremlin. Their best technique is to embed a kernel of believable stuff in the agitprop.

Some G.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

These guys are getting away with it. There has to be money involved here somewhere. This has to be bad because it's making Mitt sound reasonable.

Under the bridge?

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Following.

Not that anyone cares or is going to do anything about it.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

A Kremlin leak may well be disinformation. Just hang on. We'll get him.

Yes they did lmao

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

You go, Joe! We need more Scranton guys in the oval office, just sayin.

English is so difficult

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

They are becoming less silent.

Ah man! Lol

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Let's not talk about me, ok? LOL

Hot tea anyone?

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

This is where teabagging can be a bit treacherous.

I think the parents always had a suspicion...

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

How many shades, Missy? Fifty?

That is a fast space frog

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Leaping into the wormhole. Great picture!

When one door closes...

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Mm hmm. 200 bucks, my best offer. LOL

Seems about right...

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

You gotta use the loopholes where you find them. Also, fuck that priest.

Good morning all...

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

I'm going, I'm going! LOL

So true, so true...

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Ouch. Cuts a little close to the bone.

Good to know

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2021:

They won't fight you no matter what you feed them. No guts.

Infrastucture Tax?: [truthout.org]

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Let's not celebrate just yet. We've got a couple of DINO's to deal with first.

Sounds painful!

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2021:

I went to a new restaurant here named Karma. Yeah, there is no menu, you get what you deserve.

New Books on The Former Guy: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Where are the guys who did in Epstein when you need them?

An apt description of them

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Gives a new meaning to the term "asshole buddies".

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good ...

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2021:

I might go with yawns, but it's a close call either way.

Wish I’d seen this yesterday…

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2021:

He had a picture ID, OK?

Greene 'Devastated' She Wasn't Picked for Olympic Equestrian Team - The Pastiche Post

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Cuts a little close to the bone. Good satire.

When you know what you want to achieve in life, use patience as air cover and keep putting in the ...

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Ooo. Is that yours, K? I like it.

That smile on his face. 😂

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Free the nipple!

Well that was brutal!

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Ouch!

Steak

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Wow! In the "Absurd Anthropomorpic" category, this would take home the top prize.

Follow for more cooking tips

zeuser comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Hmm, never thought of that.

Smart Kid!

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Playing the long game, very clever.

I just don't understand how they don't see it.

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2021:

What's that old saw? There are none so blind as those who will not see.

Could be a good deal, what do you think?

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Is there a rear camera? 😜

Even she sees it

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2021:

For the discriminating convict who wants to stay chic while enduring home incarceration.

"I do declare to you 'pon my oath as a gentleman, three score and 10% of all facts upon the ...

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2021:

This quote is often wrongly attributed to Lincoln. It was actually said by Ulysses S. Grant at the San Diego Comic Con in 1867.

Definitely should be worded differently

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Hell, I'd buy a ticket to that.

Might be a good way to find a few dates girls....

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2021:

*I'd* pay to hear that.

You do voodoo.

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Voodoo? Oh FFS, I'd just make a couple calls. ;)

Do you think that human genetics which gave us higher levels of abstract thought and language, also ...

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Peer pressure plays a huge role in all of this. I was raised in a catholic family and a heavily ethnic catholic small town. It was a cultural piece of everyone's identity - the Irish kids went to St. Mary's, the Italian kids went to St. Anthony's, us polaks and eastern europeans went to St. Casimir's, the Russians and the Ukies went to St. Michael's. Each parish had a social hierarchy. I was an altar boy, FFS, mostly because I liked the juice it gave me socially. I ALWAYS thought that the dogma was horseshit, but I played along laughing up my sleeve the whole time. There was no abstract dimension to the religion I was by happenstance thrust into. Now, as far as everyone else was concerned, a lot of those folks sincerely believed that crap, but a lot of it was about them clustering together in tribal parishes, speaking their native languages and cooking ethnic foods for the church picnics, feeling superior to the other ethnic groups. But I did answer yes to the poll question. The abstract thought part surely plays a role for most folks, but there are other factors involved as well.

We all want this , Donnie Jr in prison orange being greeted by those who want to know him

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

I'd love to see that little cokehead handling dirty sheets and scorched underwear in the prison laundry.

Odd, don't you think?

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

It can't just be a coincidence.

Here's a thought...

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Ya know, that just might work!

“…but be not afraid of greatness.

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

And some have it because nobody else wants to do it.

Kind of like I did...

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Fabulous question.

Nothing like a rotten egg...

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

It's over, sweetie. Over easy.

Around 500 so far, some are already pleading guilty rather than face a public trial.

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

I wish I still had the key boys, but I threw it away. 😡

A plan to reinstate Donald Trump as president circulated at CPAC A 7-point-plan to reinstate ...

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2021:

That's hilarious. Yeah, I can totally see the black caucus throwing in with the republicans and ousting Pelosi in favor of Trump, why shouldn't they, right? Then the part where both Biden and Harris are impeached and removed, that sounds easy, doesn't it? And they can accomplish all of this in a matter of "days"? Genius! This is nobel prize material! *pounding the floor laughing*

Some people....

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2021:

Hey, it happens. * ahem *

He would never do it even if he could

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2021:

Make a picture of him walking past a Micky D's and a KFC without stopping in. Now that is something I guarantee he has never done. LOL

An elderly couple are sitting in a tavern celebrating their anniversary, and the husband asks the ...

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2021:

Keeping the spark alive!

god i wish that were me.

zeuser comments on Jul 9, 2021:

I've heard of smoking after sex, but this, this is way too extreme.

Perfect response

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

These people self-identify as individuals who deserve no respect. No matter what happens or how they pretend to change in the future, I respect none of them forever. They don't care about that, but it makes things a whole lot easier for me.

New Research Suggests Marjorie Taylor Greene is a 'Sentient Klan Rally'

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

Plausible. This can be a story arc in any of the TV series in the arrowverse.

I would love this. Want to have a watch party if it happens? [huffingtonpost.co.uk]

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

This would in fact be must watch TV, but the point of the lawsuit has nothing to do with the social media platforms. It is using those platforms as a lightning rod for the far right, creating a nonsensical enemy he can demonize and spin demagoguery about (which I admit, he's good at) to shake more money from his dumb-as-a-box-of-crayons followers. In fact, I saw that he is already fundraising off of this. The grift never ends when you are a seasoned conman like the slobbering insane twice-impeached ex-president is. It will never get to the deposition stage, just watch.

The biggest piece of dog shit.

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

And what about that hair. Yeah, he's a major league, grade A, industrial strength shitpile all right.

The death of Ashli Babbitt offers the purest distillation of Donald Trump’s view of justice...

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

I've said this many times, the only justice this orange asshole will ever face will be at the hands of a mob.

Jared Kushner: 'I don't give a f— about the future of the Republican Party' | VozWire

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

Jared is just a common criminal who happened to be blessed with the emotional range and physical form of a JC Penny's mannequin.

Cheapest security system ever!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

Good idea. For hard core cases, give him a dildo dick to chew on.

Finally...She told the truth!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

Maybe, just maybe, you LOOK like a horrible person because you ARE a horrible person.

Poor little Trumpty Dumpty claims he was being censored by Twitter, Google and Facebook.

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

This is how he shows all the people he grifted and received donations from what they might consider a "return on investment".

Matt could be in deep Kimchi, federal prosecutors don't just not oppose continuances in sentencing ...

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

Gaetz is a perv, but this Greenberg guy seems like a prototypical weasel.

Can we encourage them to go

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Sure, good idea, y'all go to Russia where men are men, the national sport is vodka, and everybody either dies young or goes to prison. Your kind of place. Sorry, no PBR.

There's a reason for the euphemism

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2021:

The classics never get old. :)

Do the math

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Some things are intuitively true. This is one of them.

That sounds like fun

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2021:

I do it too, but nothing registers on my fitbit for some odd reason.