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After 41 years in the work force as a planner, demographer, economist, financial programmer, tech support manager, technical writer, development manager and data architect, I've recently retired. So I have the time. I'm liberal, atheist, funny and quick. I love watching someone eat my cooking and enjoy it, and life without wine hardly seems worth the effort. Got a lot of friends around town including my 2 grown kids. First drink is on me.

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I'm not in the business of selling but ditchmitch is taking donations for the democratic candidate...
zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:
I've already sent money, may send some more.
[deadstate.org] Please he practices what he preaches acting like The Good Samaritan he is πŸ€”
zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:
I'm surprised he didn't burst into flames while reciting this stuff.
Oh oh trouble now
zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:
The grim beater strikes once more.
History repeats itself. :o
zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:
Caught him while he was dressing.
Nancy Pelosi has the right to submit Donald Trump to an ‘involuntary’ psych evaluation: Yale ...
zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:
I like the idea. I doubt he'd let anyone get that close to him simply because that's what the law says, because we all know how shitty he is at following the law. Workability issues aside, this would be good for everybody, including for the crazy arsewipe.
“But youth is a quality. And if you have it, you never lose it.” ---- Frank Loyd Wright...
zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2019:
Tell that to my left hip.
Shadow.....boxing
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:
That figures. Seems like everybody is having more fun than me, why not my shadow too? LOL
It's that time of the year!
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:
One good reason not to run the little critters over.
1X Melania Trump Silver American First Lady Commemorative Coin US Half Dollar LN | eBay
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:
That's from back in the days when she didn't have to squint to try and block out the sight of you-know-who.
FBI looking into pardons by ex-KY Gov.Bevin Good holiday news folks!! DEC 24,2019 If nothing else...
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:
I get the feeling that Kentucky might be trying to turn itself around. Welcome back, we missed you.
Santa is coming...have you been naughty or nice?
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:
That'll empty out his bag.
Trump 'still working' on Melania's Christmas present - BBC News
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:
"Justin" time for the holidays. Heh.
I love the Allman Brothers and sent our stable genius my favorite album. Let us all find a peach to...
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:
They're out of season, so I ate an orange instead. Do I still get credit?
Smart dog! :)
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:
I had a dog who went to fetch, but then just stayed there with the ball in his mouth, laid down, and looked at me.
My wife asked me buy organic vegetables from the market. I went to the market and looked around and...
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:
You pay extra for that shit.
Impeachment isn't moving to the Senate for weeks, but evidence of crimes is not taking a holiday ...
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:
Always bet on Nancy. Give the odds.
Currently, well actually for the past few years, I have been witnessing - and I use this term ...
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:
Well played!
My friends and family know me so well.
zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2019:
Nice haul!
Your in-person community?
zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:
I've always found a lot of support in neighborhood bars. Plus wine. 😊
What a wind bag..
zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:
To be fair, there is a whole buttload of things you don't understand, you half-wit.
Look at us now!
zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:
I dunno, I'm good with it.
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let ...
zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:
Yeah, that checks. Ask the druids, if you can find any, about St. Patrick.
War Crimes Navy Seal Meets Trump to Thank Him for Pardon Former Navy SEAL Eddie Gallagher, who ...
zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2019:
I watch this shit, and I simply cannot believe we are here. But here we are.
Maybe adding appeal to secularism, rather than talking stink on religion, is a more productive ...
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
I stopped trying to enlighten believers a long time ago. If I wanted to do it, I'd market it your way. But I don't give a fuck. Let 'em believe.
Love this
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
They sell it all time, and we know exactly who buys it.
This was 5 years ago but that cutie is my daughter. Playing Jesus in the nativity of her gay dads ...
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
She is a sweetheart! And that's the better definition of a holy trinity than what they try and sell you. What is that little punkin's name?
Camus passed in 1960, so this quote was written as a minimum 59 years ago. Interesting thought and ...
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
It is a timeless observation.
Trump praises Gabbard for not voting to impeach: “I give her a lot of respect.”
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
She's eyeing a job in the kremlin.
Rudy Giuliani thinks the Southern District of New York might be investigating him because they're ...
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
I guess you can acquire narcissism, but you might have been that way all along and something triggers this kind of bullshit.
‘Trump is terrified’ and ‘addicted to conflict’: Psychiatrist Justin Frank on the ...
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
What did someone say? He's as crazy as a box full of scorpions on meth. That checks.
A sign of the times.
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
Overlapping audience, really.
How long would be long enough? If you were in reasonable good health and mental fitness how long ...
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
I'm 66 now. My dad is going to be 95 next month. I don't want to be 95. I'm hoping for another 20 years or so, but who knows? If I can stay healthy, 86 seems like long enough. Ask me again when I'm 85.
Mommies rocket ship
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
I wonder if he brought the rocket fuel in the AstroGlide tube too.
I laughed.
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
Make a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. But set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life. 8-)
Can elderly people still have sex?
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
I've been having this kind of oral sex for decades.
Oops mistake
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
Uh oh, WTF was that guy wearing, anyway?
HEY! Made the front page (in my yellow jacket) Activists Turn Out in Support of Impeachment - ...
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
Lookin' real good Loo!
"Trees are sanctuaries. Whoever knows how to speak to them, whoever knows how to listen to them, can...
zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2019:
I frequently find myself barking up the wrong tree. Not sure if that counts.
What is one to do without a Santa this yearπŸŽ…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2019:
Attaboy. I'm surprised you lasted this long.
So, sitting on the throne in a Walmart bathroom, i look over & someone has printed, neatly, in black...
zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2019:
I saw a scene like this in a movie once. Yeah, it was a period piece.
Poll: 43% Of Evangelicals Approve Of Trump’s Removal From Office [dailycaller.com]
zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2019:
They should speak the fuck up, then.
I don't understand why people are having such a hard time understanding impeachment. To me it seems...
zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2019:
You nailed it. A lot of people, however, believe the willful misrepresentations that politicians they like distribute.
Used a bull shit lens to capture the true miller....
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
The genre is: what if you looked like what you actually are? This is an interesting representation. It implies a large cranial cavity however, and that detracts from its accuracy. LOL
“You're not going to be able to buy groceries at the hardware store, by which I mean, some people ...
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
Yeah, I can see that.
Give the dog a break! (Not a break wind.) :D
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
Awwww, that's one of the reasons I agreed to get you, buddy! 8-)
Leaked audio: Trump adviser says Republicans 'traditionally' rely on voter suppression | CTV News
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
This is shocking. I am shocked. Who, on either side, didn't know this already? Raise your hands. Yup.
Happy solstice y'all!
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
About time for it, and I am very happy to see the cycle move forward. My best wishes to our members from down under, your perspective is a bit different. I can't even imagine.
Why god, why?
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
This is the question of the ages, mostly the ages 14 - 16.
“We’re losing an entire generation. They’re just gone. It’s one of the worst things to ...
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
I've got mixed feelings about this, but I am quite able to accept a practical endpoint.
Special dumpster
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
That's just beautiful. Inadvertently deep. It is both empty and full. This is how conversations can be misinterpreted when the subject is implied. But grammar aside, it can be very zen.
Happy almost Sunday.
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
The saddest part here is that fuckwit is the real one.
My wife would tell you that I dated a few dogs before meeting and marrying her LOL
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
Go for the sniff, Fido, you can't fake aroma.
Trump Claims Women Tell Him Dishwashers Don’t Work Right Anymore: President Trump continued ...
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
The shit he makes up is getting weirder. Next, he'll complain about farting glitter when he sees a gay guy.
Seems like a Trump supporter [nbcnews.com]
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
Stochastic terrorism.
Made me laugh, not groan
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
Aww man. Stop it.
There are mainly 3 types of Hotel breakfast which are English Breakfast, Continental Breakfast and ...
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
I alternate between: An oikos triple zero yogurt with an ounce of either Kashi or Raisin bran A muffin with butter and honey - I make these myself and vary by batch between raisin bran, banana wheat germ, and blueberry bran muffins I have a my only cup of coffee, but I grind my own beans - usually dark roast arabica. And an OJ. On the weekend, usually Sunday, I make a simple breakfast burrito in a fajita tortilla with one egg, some cheese, hot salsa, and a strip of bacon. With coffee and OJ. No guns.
I want that dog! :)
zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2019:
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Mistletoes. Don't thank me, just throw money. 8-)
Trump admission Putin is advising him on Ukraine opens door for additional impeachment subpoenas: ...
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:
Not a surprise, but the admissions, anonymous to be sure, are still disgusting.
Mitch McConnell Complains About Democrats Breaking Precedent. Internet Responds: Merrick Garland. ...
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:
That clicking sound is the sound of 53 republican senators simultaneously clutching their pearls. Suck it, you hypocritical pricks! WAAAAHAHAHAHA
What's the dumbest thing you did?
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
So apparently George Conway has deemed the hashtag for the impeachment to be IMPOTUS. This was the ...
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:
Mr. Conway is the hero these times require and deserve.
He has a point
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:
Yeah, you guys need a new navigator, or don't listen to google when it starts to pimp an alternate route to you.
Evangelical magazine calls for Drumpf's removal. [christianitytoday.com] "The president of the ...
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:
I like it how the sentient shitpile said he'd never read that publication again. Like he ever read it before, am I right? Is he canceling all the federal subscriptions to it like with the NYT and the Post? I notice the threats, though typically baseless at best, are starting to ring more hollow with every iteration.
DON JR.'S TWEET MOCKING HILLARY CLINTON OVER BILL'S IMPEACHMENT RESURFACES AFTER TRUMP IMPEACHED ...
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:
Dumbass sheep killer.
Ghost of impeachment past.....
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:
You still are, but point taken.
When a hint is not enough
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:
Hairiest balls I've ever seen.
Exploding dishwashers, Jesus H Christ, at a political rally, if that ain't the strangest thing you ...
zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2019:
Ordinarily, I'd say yes. But you have this shit from a guy who thinks windmills cause cancer, raking forests prevents forest fires, and with wind power you can't watch tv if it's not windy. So I have to be a bit more circumspect when I think about what is the strangest.
Not how I remember the words
zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Wait til it cools off or you can hurt yourself. Um, I read that in People Magazine.
Its that time of year again and the Darwin Awards are out. For me this is too funny ..only gets an ...
zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Yeah, Lavinia! "Did you two bozos remember to git the damn frogs?"
I'm not old enough to remember FDR but my grandmother and others in my family simply revered him. ...
zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Guys like FDR come along once in a century -- maybe. That was also quite a different world. I'd love to see someone with that much compassion and command step up now.
I'm surprised nobody has posted this, or maybe I just missed it. It cracked me up. Mama Nancy when ...
zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:
She ain't perfect, but she ain't too goddamn shabby either. She knows exactly what she is doing, but she also knows why she is doing it.
I thought this was satire. The sad part is: it is real! Amazing ignorance! [slate.com]
zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Well, you lay off a lot of the people who make things run, you get this shit.
In scathing op-ed, evangelical magazine founded by Billy Graham calls for Trump's removal
zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:
About time. But we'll take it.
The righteous indignation of the republicans yesterday was nauseating. The optimist buried deep ...
zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Fear keeps them from doing that. Fear of being a target of the moron's tweets, and fear of a primary challenge from a more rabid Trumper.
Oops! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Drinks her coffer with half and half.
Republican congressman says Jesus had more due process before crucifixion than Trump ...
zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Good points.
Impeachment Is So Boring “You Wish for a Nice School Shooting,” Says Denver Radio Host ...
zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Alan Berg, another Denver talk show host, was gunned down blocks from my house when I lived there. This guy ought to watch what he says and realize where he is.
So ... Tulsi Gabbard? Refused to vote on Articles of Impeachment. Regardless who you are ...
zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Tough deciding whether you want to wish or wash.
I think it is clever to hold off on submitting charges to the Senate, what do you think?
zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:
I LOVE the idea. In the meantime, continue investigating and maybe add an article or two. Let the articles drop after the primaries, so Republican senators don't have to worry about being primaried.
Another charge should be added to Trumps impeachment, "anybody who said that British airports were ...
zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2019:
Gotta agree with you there, AC.
Well that's good to knowπŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘
zeuser comments on Dec 18, 2019:
As most vacuum cleaner jokes, this sucks. 8-)
Lmao asshole
zeuser comments on Dec 18, 2019:
Next time, lead with the LEFT, asswipe. If there is a next time.
be careful! this is serious stuff that's infiltrating the minds of the unsuspecting. no, it's not ...
zeuser comments on Dec 18, 2019:
Propaganda is propaganda. People will believe a lie if they want it to be true, or if they are afraid that it is true.
Happy Impeachment day!!!!
zeuser comments on Dec 18, 2019:
Nyuck, nyuck, you treasonous motherfucker.
I'm glad I'm not a cat! πŸ˜‚
zeuser comments on Dec 18, 2019:
Oh man, EVERYBODY want to be a cat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVhAGPYhvHo
Some sock drawer
zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2019:
Better than being in a box of souls in somebody else's sock drawer.
Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear ...
zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2019:
Psych!
At least he didn't name her Darth Vader
zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2019:
I hope there aren't any twins he can name Jar Jar.
Not sure what to make out of this one. May need your help.......please???
zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2019:
They say the elves are insatiable.
Stylistic porn.
zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2019:
Not much of a market, so the producer folded.
Only 'Time' will tell 🀣
zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2019:
Those two fuckers are going down. Maybe not immediately, but inevitably. Going down like a submarine with a screen door.
The 30 most blistering lines from Donald Trump's unhinged letter to Nancy Pelosi | ArkLaTex Politics...
zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2019:
That's fucking scary. He's nuts. A truckload full of Payday bars nuts.
She is a good girl
zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2019:
Notice how Santa, always the gentleman, keeps his gloves on.
Enjoy Taco Tuesday at home. Stock up on Toaster Tacos from your grocer's freezer.
zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2019:
This defeats the purpose of home made tacos.
I don't know if this is funny or sad, this is a real ad.
zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2019:
It's a great price if you can get someone to buy it. It's a bargain if you think it is.
More evidence that he is a complete incompetent.
zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2019:
Dishonest weasly assholes.
I was wondering why republicans do not recognize the bribery in the “perfect” call. Is it ...
zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2019:
You're overthinking this, The lack of awareness is primarily due to willful misinterpretation motivated by partisan reality.
Great paradox !! So damn funny and at the same time, it is for real !!
zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2019:
Hah! Goes to show what you know. I take my tablet with me when I poop. 8-) It used to be that if they saw me walking at work with a rolled up newspaper, they all knew where I was going. Another tradition falls by the wayside. Of course, I don't work anymore either, so...
Devin Nunes lives on a congressman’s salary. How is he funding so many lawsuits? ...
zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2019:
Shady enough to accept money from sources illegally, stupid enough not to cover his tracks, that's our boy all right.
If there was an announcement a Trump Tower was being built in Russia and it was kept out of the ...
zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2019:
Nope. He's the chosen one. They believe that, they really do.

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