I am watching trump giving a presentation t the white house and he is doing a great comedy routine. ...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I wanna go with coprolite. Fossilized shit. That's good, no?

In case you didn't know

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Oh, man how far we've wandered!

Why all the hate?

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Most of the people I met in my catholic days were sweet people, gentle souls who would give you the shirt off of their backs if you needed it. They were also, however, judgmental and quick to criticize and ridicule. It was the Jesuits when I went to college who gave me the mental and philosophical basis to reject religion outright, and catholicism in particular, so to that extent I sort of owe them - I might still be on the circular path (I might not, too). Where religious people run afoul of me is when they try to force their beliefs on others, or hypocritically do privately what they condemn publicly. And mega church pastors or rabidly anti-LGBTQ zealots, ok, I hate those assholes. But normal religious people, I don't hate. However when I discover a reliance on magical thinking rather than logic and knowledge, I hold those guys in very low esteem.

Who will be the lucky female to actually see the new cumming.

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Whoever wins, I bet it doesn't take long for the cumming to materialize. Maybe 2 minutes with Staystiff jelly involved.

"The instinct of conventionality, horror of uncertainty, and vested interests, all militate against ...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Ignorance and habit are also factors, but Russell has identified the main ones.

Kushner is put in control of the medical supplies. The most incompetent person for the job gets put ...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Criminal families put family members in positions of authority not because they are competent, but because they do as they are told and keep their mouths shut. So this is a natural move for our cantaloupe capo.

So far in the US the death rate is 2.5 percent. This means a lot of people are going to die. Trump ...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I'm guessing ten percent right off the top, minimum.

Jeepers I hope nothing bad happens :( CDC RECOMMENDS MASKS, BUT TRUMP SAYS HE WON'T WEAR ONE ...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Good thinking, Einstein.

Check this out if you need a laugh! [twitter.com] You're welcome.

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

It looks like one of those days when "Iron Mike" wanted to feel just a little special.

Jebus sanitizer

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Give each of these guys a Harpo Marx horn so they can go *honk honk* after they utter each inanity.

It's getting serious...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Ouch! This is an outrageous restriction on our freedoms. You ought to be able to get covid *in addition to* chlamydia at your option.

Trump Falsely Claims He Inherited 'Empty' Stockpile - FactCheck.org

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Hey guys, guys, let me break this down. The truth makes him look bad, all right? The lie sounds a lot better for him. I'm surprised and just a touch irritated that y'all haven't doped that out on your own yet. Sheez. LOL

In order to encourage proper social distancing all citizens are now required to eat at least 3 bean ...

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

And since people aren't driving as much, we've got some wiggle room to produce a bit more biological greenhouse gasses.

“Silence is one of the great arts of conversation”................Cicero.

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I've always made it a practice not to speak unless I have something to say. When I do finally speak, people listen.

If you date a twin make sure you’re with the right one

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2020:

After a while, you start to notice the little differences.

Will the us have both the highest number of cases and the highest number of deaths?

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

I hope not, but it sure looks that way, doesn't it?

Now this made me laugh - totally stolen but I had to

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

No, I guess we haven't! HAAHAHAHA

Trump punishing blue states is criminal ! B withholding needed supplies from these states if not ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Much of the stupidity demonstrated by wide swaths of the American public can be traced back to the decades-long systematic underfunding of public education by republican legislatures at both the state and federal levels and the concomitant rise of home schooling, much of which (not all but a lot) is faith based. And now, here we are.

Apparently one of the symptoms of the virus is the loss of taste. I panicked today when I couldn't ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Sometimes incompetence is its own reward.

No other way to put it

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Morning wood foo yung.

Remember who the real enemy is...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

I understand satan also is responsible for beer farts and blow jobs. Good portfolio, if you ask me.

Spring allergies, a cold or COVID-19?

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

I took this two shot protocol last year, and you're right, the first one was a doozy. I ran a fever, had muscle and joint pain, and chills. It lasted a day, but it was a day I was on my back. The second shot was easier to handle. But, as they reminded me, actual shingles is much much worse. Sounds like you had a far more severe reaction, happy you're all right now. Stay healthy, hon.

Cougars Venturing Into Quarantined Santiago for Food In a surreal image for this normally ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Cougars are always on the lookout for young meat.

Van Gough in quarantine

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Use duct tape, brother! It can fix that lack of cartilage, or at least hold up the other side of the mask.

During a visit to a mental asylum, A visitor asked the director, "how do you determine whether or ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

It was a trick question! LOL

Secret Agent Man!!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

French kiss the motherfucker!

You know who wears sunglasses indoors? Blind people and assholes - Larry David.

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Don't forget bluesmen.

DeSantis dumb. This S.O.B. is unbelievably stupid!

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Willfully and outstandingly ignorant. Ah, Florida...

Im fine really

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

They pay attention. But there are very few questions.

Is it relatable?

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Other way around, usually.

The only two with a collar

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Rut roh!

(CNN) - THE MANAGER OF THIS HOTEL COMPLAINED ABOUT THE TOTAL LACK OF CUSTOMERS, DESPITE BEING ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

He should change the name to something more relatable. Like the "Explosive Diarrhea Inn" or something.

Typical Scumbagery: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

What kind of maniac you ask? Why, the BEST of course! That's our guy, part ignorant tool, part vicious narcissist, part willing dupe, the PERFECT maniac!

The King! [twitter.com] Sorry I can't get audio. He is explaining that he does not take ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Great visual, very fitting. Just like a virus, he can infect you, but isn't actually alive. LOL

This came across in my FB. My response to this was "Oh pulllleeszeee"..

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

He's thinking about that time he raw dogged a porn star.

I was so disgusted watching this 'stable genius' ignoring reporters and walking off when he didn't ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Yup, that's our guy all right.

Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it. - René ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Sequence is always important. I make lists of the steps to take and execute the items in order.

Fox invited the wrong one. [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Give that guy a free pizza or something!!

Louisiana Pastor Arrested for Holding Services with Over 1,100 Attendees Rev. Tony Spell of the...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Once all these nitwits are gathered in this church, federal marshals should bar the doors and let them all pass around the virus amongst themselves while praying and swapping conspiracy theories. Idiots.

Right wingers would eat their own young if they thought they didn't properly cower to, admire, ...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

I still think this kind of shit stirring is being orchestrated by a foreign actor, most likely Russia but I have no idea. It also sounds like Nazi stuff too, propaganda is in their playbook for sure. And it doesn't take much to get the sheep to bleat, unfortunately. All the best to Dr. F, and to the people who are harassing him, I hope they all get herpes.

This site on how homeopathy works is amazing [howdoeshomeopathywork.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2020:

As succinct and accurate an explanation as you will find anywhere.

Now I know!!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Who's a good boy!!

Coronavirus deniers take aim at hospitals as pandemic grows

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Oh for fuck's sake.

The guy is a train wreck from start to finish but still they cheer for him, the Great Savior.

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Yeah, I can picture that.

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

True, but you have to have a fully developed sense of self-esteem first.

Another WTF moment

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

That would mean the Manchurian cantaloupe would need to do some work, so....

When endless coups don't work, indict and offer millions in reward monies. If that doesn't produce...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Honestly, I'm surprised they haven't tried assassination yet.

I want to adopt two cats and name both of them Normal. Then I can tell people that I have ...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Nope. Nope.

Did you ever have the urge to pee in a public place?

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Always. Why is that?

[instagram.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Funny...Not funny..

One hundred to two hundred and 40 thousand

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Let's talk about Benghazi again. Asswipe.

Trump goes full racist on black reporter

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

You mean he's a .... racist! Noooo! (clutches pearls)

He's giving his buddies another pass to rape the world. Now reversing the fuel efficiency ...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Well, a puppet does whatever the guy pulling the strings wants him to do. In this case, the guy is an oil pig.

"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable." - H. L. ...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I buy that.

Just in case someone can shoot the virus! 😳 Trump administration rules gun shops 'essential' ...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Of course. Vape shops are open too, though our orange ass-napkin didn't have anything to do with that. I don't think he did at least.

A little dated 😁. A grandmother was surprised by her seven-year-old helper early one morning. He...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I'm old enough to get it. Hah!

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were ...

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I can honestly say I've never had that dilemma. However, would you lie in this situation? So, do you believe me? Heh.

Today's the day! :P

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

You got me, JC! LOL

"I'ts Time to Seize Trump Tower!" [palmerreport.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

He acts like a criminal, you have to treat him like a criminal. Good idea.

Something you don't know

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2020:

With luck, he winds up in jail for 20 years like Joe Exotic.

I wonder if she was masturbating? [newyorker.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

He's closer to DC than Trudeau is, so she's hedging her bets.

Fear not! Why do I find this so comforting?

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

No virus can get pasta the FSM.

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." - H.L. Mencken

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Well, I guess it depends on what it is you are doing to save humanity.

Who needs clothes?

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

I bet he only does it when he wants to feel...special. I, um, read that in People magazine. Heh.

Ratings slut. They need to pull the plug on him

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

People will watch a dog licking his balls too.

Trump only concerned with tv ratings

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

This right here should disqualify him from the presidency. But I thought the same thing when he mocked the reporter with the disability. His day is coming. I stand by my prediction that we will one day see him hanging from his heels like a badly coiffed Mussolini.

I still I remember the feeling after the exams!...

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

I remember taking exams where it felt like being in church. Everybody was looking at the questions and muttering "Jesus Christ!"

I can't believe that Trump addressed the nation today and took the time to tell us that his ratings ...

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

This is going to be like 2 or 3 dreadful years rolled into one.

George is at it again: From Kellyanne Conway’s husband, George Conway: "For Trump supporters, ...

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2020:

I love these guys, good job, keep it up!

something to share with the less educated.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Yeah, you're right.

Discussion topics for lock down time.....

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Nice!

And the foreseen contagion just started: [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I foresee some litigation in this ass-banana's future.

Now we know where the supplies went, I wondered why Trump was accusing others, that usually shows ...

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Shit, this is all starting to make some sense. That motherfucker.

Of course! Now that everyone is focused on the virus! DOJ turns over full Mueller report to judge ...

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

That's a hopeful piece of news.

It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well. - René Descartes

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Descartes walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barkeep gives him a beer ands says "Monsieur Descartes, would you like another?" The old philosopher replies "I think not." And disappears without a trace.

Breathtaking negligence

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Yeah, that about covers it. All this plus blaming other people, mostly democrats and the previous administration.

A Silent Spring Is Saying Something The eerie inhumanity of Donald Trump. Roger Cohen By Roger ...

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Great article!

Yeah lucky

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I'm just relieved that all my kids are grown and gone. Even as adults, they can get on your nerves after a while, especially my boy, but my daughter too in her own way. As for me alone at home, I've been reading and watching streaming TV. Cooking more too.

True asshole

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Someone would have to write them down for him, and he'd lose his place midway through and fuck it up by insulting Pelosi or the media again.

When you knit your own face mask....

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

That is SO cool!

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others . - Robert Louis Stevenson

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I don't know if you can share courage without conveying the underlying fear.

Trump Now Bragging About TV Ratings for Coronavirus Briefings President Trump took to Twitter ...

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Nothing new here. Our game show president has always been about publicity and ratings. That's what his numb nutted supporters voted for, that and sheer bigotry.

"Science must begin with myths, and with the criticism of myths." - Karl Popper

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

This is incidental to science. Science ignores myths.

“Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable.” Albert Camus

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Camus has it right, the search for truth is deliberate and methodical. Pursuing a desire is emotional.

“Sometimes the prize is not worth the costs. The means by which we achieve victory are as ...

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Good quote, plus I am a big fan of Brandon Sanderson, a talented fantasy writer.

If you want to keep something concealed from your enemy, do not disclose it to your friend. - ...

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I dunno about this one. Why else have friends?

Donald Trump Just Accused Healthcare Workers Stealing And Selling Face Masks

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2020:

His first response is to accuse people of something he'd do himself given the opportunity. Sort of a prospective projection response, related to normal projection but with a conditional temporal factor.

Which side?

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Honest mistake. It's kind of like a game of chicken. LOL

Biggest Asshole by Far!!!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Wait til you're in federal prison, let's talk about the size of your asshole then.

Trump Boasts of Coronavirus TV Ratings as Fauci Warns: 200,000 People Could Die in U.S. ...

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Nothin', I got nothin'. Sheeezus marie...

Fear not America, you are not alone in the world, Brazil also has an imbecile in denial as president...

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

This is the guy who cheered when the rain forest was on fire since more land could be reclaimed for growing trees to produce palm oil, and no doubt kick back to him. He's almost as big a jerk off as our half-witted fuck head, but in Portuguese.

Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro charged in drug trafficking inquiry

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Before Brexit actually happened, this was Trump's advice to Teresa May, then the PM. Sue them to get out of your deal. He was publicly upset when she didn't do that.

He's at it again... found ( or had placed) a loophole in the stimulus package and is trying to ...

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Signing statements are nothing new. W used them extensively to help Cheyney funnel billions into Halliburton. Obama used them too, though not to the same extent as W. But neither one used a signing statement to deny inspector general authority as mandated in the law. Of course, neither one was an out and out thief either, so there is that.

just no cure for stupid.......and it votes

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

What would be funnier is if we could talk about them in the past tense.

to cheer you up, a pictur eof trump in a coffin. Now don't you feel better already?

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Ever notice he has a "mangina" on his lower neck?

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law ...

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Yeah, that checks.

This is the Just for Laughs group, so I don't want any crap about religious references, OK?

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

I knew it! I KNEW nuns shit in a litter box!

Worker threw exception | [www.rawstory.com] | Cloudflare

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Hey, back off on Jared, without him, that Middle East peace plan would never...what? ...wait, never mind.

Have I mentioned recently how disgusting this man is? [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2020:

You can't say it enough. Just awful, a mafia move.

Criminals be criminals. [reddit.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I am in danger of wearing out the angry emoji.