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After 41 years in the work force as a planner, demographer, economist, financial programmer, tech support manager, technical writer, development manager and data architect, I've recently retired. So I have the time. I'm liberal, atheist, funny and quick. I love watching someone eat my cooking and enjoy it, and life without wine hardly seems worth the effort. Got a lot of friends around town including my 2 grown kids. First drink is on me.

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"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the ...
zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Yeah, but we had a lot better talent, even at the edges. Still, I get this.
Someone should share this with DJT.
zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2019:
It wasn't that long ago...
A cake for DJT's party on the mall.
zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2019:
From the "Stormy Weather and Dildo Repair Bakery".
The 4th of July has always been my favorite holiday....that is, until this year. All day, i have ...
zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Don't give up! Yeah, it's sad, but we only lose if we quit! When things look the worst, let that fire you up! 🔥
It is the Soldier, not the minister Who has given us freedom of religion. [auburnseminary.org] ...
zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Things may come to that.
Call me crazy; but I don't think we can afford a 92 million dollar salute to a draft dodger... ...
zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2019:
If it cost a buck 82 we still couldn't afford it. It's the cost in integrity that's the steepest.
Save yourself from me
zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:
In a nutshell.
A couple laying back to back in bed, every few moments the man puts a finger between his wifes legs,...
zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:
You have to work with what you got.
Following the visit of Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to the camps in El Paso and Clint, do ...
zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:
Well, yeah! That's the whole point, the cruelty, bigotry and abuse are the point! This is specifically meant to rally the extreme right base of the talking yam.
NRA meltdown has Trump campaign sweating Republicans worry that the NRA and two other groups that...
zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:
Wait just a minute, here. Have a little sympathy. What if *your* murdering, gun running, conspiracy theorizing supporters abandoned *you* in *your* re-election campaign. You'd be sorry too, wouldn't you! Har har.
Perhaps patients wasn’t his strong suit.
zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:
Oh Jesus Christ yes! LOL
not bowing to anyone.... g
zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:
Poor little girl on the left has no ready choice at hand, the whole tribe is indoctrinating her and she has no immediate escape. Omerosa, on the other hand, wised up eventually.
Teddy Roosevelt was a straight shooter! 😁
zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:
We could use TR today.
A new service from McDonald's! Arches!
zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:
This is at the new McSpa and McClinic. You should see what they can do if you have quarter pounder with cheese.
Patrick Stewart in drag or Kelly Ann Conway ...
zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:
Hah! Make it so!
I am a 100% skeptic about all things supernatural! Do any of you hold on to any supernatural ...
zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2019:
Well I think all of that woo is a crock of garden variety crap. But to be fair, we Leo's are pretty skeptical. 😜
Spread or let nature take its course.
zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:
People who proselytize for any reason are uniformly annoying. I'll discuss, I'll debate, I'll ridicule, but I will not proselytize. YMMV
Has anybody dealt with a passive aggressive partner? Is there any hope for that type of ...
zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:
It's almost better to have someone who is willing to fight. It's a difficult thing to overcome as I believe a lot of it has to do with low self esteem.
I left the UK in 1997 when Tony Blair was elected Prime Minister, another tosser, I've never looked ...
zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:
As tempting as that might sound, I'm gonna stay and keep punching. I understand your position. I've got my own stars to steer by.
Just let it go 🤣🤣
zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:
It's also the root cause of why men in their 60's never sleep through the night.
Fox News' Tucker Carlson asked Trump about 'filth' in U.S. cities. Trump's answer, about ...
zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:
I've heard more articulate ideas from a cat coughing up a hairball. What the actual fuck, you know?
Pairs well with....
zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Yes. Yes it does. LOL
After Trumps weekend grandstanding at the DMZ this weekend and the lack of enthusiastic response ...
zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:
They tend to ignore what they don't like or understand and dwell on the cruelty and abuse of those they consider weaker and inferior. Although, I hope you're right. Not banking on it. Once they are gone around that bend, some people never come back no matter what.
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zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Can you imagine the shitstorm we'd be having if the talking yam were in any sense of the word competent? He's causing way too much damage just stumbling around.
If Trump is reelected, the Canadian border is reachable by most!
zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:
I dunno, AC. People say shit like this, but really, they don't need me up in Canada. The need my ass here, resisting, sabotaging, inspiring, and working hard to plow these usurping traitorous MF's under. And with solidarity and persistence, that's what we'll do. But you can't do that as effectively in Manitoba.
Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being, and not merely the absence of ...
zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2019:
They left out the "healthy bank account" part, which isn't essential but can help a whole hell of a lot.
John Bolton appears surprised by report Trump might propose North Korean nuclear freeze ...
zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2019:
I can hear him now, "Do you think I can remember the names of all the people in the government who blow me?"
Trump Lashes Out at New York AG’s Probe Into His Businesses: My Kids Are ‘Spending a Fortune on ...
zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2019:
This kind of attention to something nobody is watching that closely probably means some big indictment or charge is ready to drop. He's done this before to "get ahead of the story". It never works, so there's that.
How do you respond when somebody you have never met in person and only exchanged a sentence or two ...
zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2019:
It could be a verbal tic. Like "I'm a very good driver" from the old Rain Man film. Seriously, someone making this claim has probably been called on something he or she already told you before, and this looks like a (clumsy) pre-emptive strike of some kind.
I like cats, but still thought this was funny
zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2019:
Yeah, you gotta consider the source of this one. LOL
Ark Encounter founder warns ‘kids of all ages’ that libraries are becoming dangerous - New York ...
zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2019:
Libraries have always been a threat to those in power via deception and indoctrination. This is why the Nazi's burned books.
Maybe that's why animals have always liked me more? Even the ones that are considered "mean" have ...
zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2019:
It's either that or your pheromones, dude.
Do not interrupt!
zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2019:
If she wants your opinion, she'll give it to you.
I used to support the police, but the UK government mobilised them as a private army - when they ...
zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2019:
It's a variation. I know one variation of the punchline "I thought the prick was underneath the horse." Write your own setup.
I went off to a 40's & 50's singles group yesterday afternoon. Just down the beach to watch the sun ...
zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2019:
Small talk is a way of killing time until you figure out something substantive to discuss. Sometimes, though, you never find anything. Every conversation has to start somewhere.
Yet one more fucking holiday ruined by tRump. Him giving a rant from the steps of the Lincoln ...
zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:
It's irritating. Gotta play the long game.
Another relationship bites the dust. Your thoughts?
zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Ghosting you? Really? Not very courageous, honorable, or mature. It's never easy to say "ok, that's it", but it sounds to me you are making the right move. Good luck, hon.
A story of a returning American. Can you say police state? [theintercept.com]
zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:
That is absolutely horrifying. The authority that these jobs confer on people seem to attract the biggest pricks in the world.
So I'm at Pets at Home buying a bag of dog food for my dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman ...
zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Wish I could have heard your spiel. Heh. 8-)
One of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening to what another has to ...
zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:
A corollary: One way to make sure that you and I will have no relationship at all is to start speaking while I am still speaking, trying to talk over me. I don't do that to others, and I consider it a sign of grave disrespect when anyone does that to me. If it happens, it only happens one time.
This is a thing? Seriously??
zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:
They all look the same when the lights go out.
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. - Henry David Thoreau
zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Wait...how much money are we talking?
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zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Pants are over rated.
Lets see if Trump can bash Carter? [youtube.com]
zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2019:
I loved Jimmy Carter. He had his faults but he told the truth and was scandal free. I still display the medallion my uncle gave me after he was elected in my home.
Read my new column ,"World War Three Over A Flying Camera?," in Issues & Alibis magazine: ...
zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2019:
This cuts a little too close to the bone to be slap-your-thigh funny. It's sort of laugh-so-you-don't-cry funny.
Yay for Roberts! [nbcnews.com]
zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2019:
We're still not out of the woods on this one, but this is a step in the right direction.
Hello group! My intro post will be an original joke, so fair warning how funny could it possibly ...
zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2019:
No, no, you're good bro! The rule here is don't complain, don't explain. 😊 Welcome aboard!
Name Something Christians say when they know they are losing an argument with an atheist.
zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:
If man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? *smug look*
Mueller to testify before House committees in open session on July 17, committee chairmen announce...
zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:
The Republicans will each try to jerk Mueller off and impugn his integrity, just watch. It should be quite a show.
Read the whole set of instructions. Someone has a very creative mind.
zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:
My kinda mat. 🤣
Trump loses bid to halt Democratic lawsuit over foreign payments [reuters.com]
zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:
A good start.
FYI... [medium.com]
zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:
A good start.
US-Iran crisis: Trump lashes out at 'ignorant and insulting' statement 25 June 2019 US & Canada...
zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:
See if you can guess who I, along with most of the world's thinking people, believe. 2 guesses.
Nail Salon's Hilariously Risqué Name Sparks Controversy and Laughs [thrillist.com]
zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:
A well manicured hand job for 30 bucks is a bargain. Even in Ohio. 🤣
Oral intercourse for cunning linguists
zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2019:
Some tongue in cheek humor?
The Wall ... Hollywood ...
zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:
I heard they voted to take it out because it was costing too much to keep replacing it since people kept fucking it up.
The master of evasion. [www-m.cnn.com]
zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:
What a fucking sniveling putz this waste of skin is. IMO, of course, but I am following the science here.
What's another word for Thesaurus? :)
zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:
Opposite of thatsaurus.
Trump Joke of the Day Today's post is not really a joke but a funny story that was posted on ...
zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:
Sam is exactly right.
Should churches be maid to pay taxes
zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:
Yep.
Hello.......
zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2019:
Hi! Welcome aboard.
Dyslexics Untie! Saw this for sale on my Facebook Market
zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:
Here on Ag, dyslexics don't believe in dog.
Who knew there was help for this affliction....lol
zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:
Was it "It's a Small World"?
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and ...
zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:
One of Groucho's best.
Karma is a bitch
zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:
Ouch. Shouldn't have kicked the dog.
Beaker to replace Sanders. [breakingburgh.com]
zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:
Now we need Sam the eagle for secretary of defense and Statler and Waldorf on the SCOTUS. Gonzo could probably do a better job than Pompeo too.
Two Questions??
zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2019:
Both my dogs were cremated. That's how I'd like to go, but I told my kids to surprise me. After I kick the bucket, they can let me walk the streets for all I care. 🤣
I recently noticed the Ditch Mitch movement has put up a billboard near one of the I-75 exits to my ...
zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2019:
He cheats and runs racist. Both play well in Kentucky.
Is this dress too short?
zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2019:
Too short? I dunno, it depends what you plan to do when you wear it. 😜
The things some people believe!
zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2019:
Your Christian friend : Well yeah.
Jesuit School Refuses to Fire Gay Teacher, Even After Catholic Church’s Threats | Hemant Mehta | ...
zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2019:
I went to a Jesuit university. Got a degree in economics. The Jesuits taught me a lot of philosophy, theology, biblical exogesis, and logic that led me first to agnosticism, then to atheism. This story checks. Plus, those guys can drink! 💙😜
Trump administration dodges questions on calls for a UN probe of tanker attacks as it struggles to ...
zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2019:
Why the fuck would anyone believe this lying asshole?
Lol...looks like people know my existentialist sense of humor. I was tagged with this post on ...
zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2019:
Jean Paul Perignon would agree.
She must be blind as a bat.
zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2019:
Some serious wood here.
In the Midnight Hour.....
zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2019:
Had her by the curlies.
Justin Bieber is 25, Tom Cruise is 56. Challenge an actor 31 years older than you to a fight. ...
zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:
I got Betty White. I think I'm in trouble. Sadly, Stan Lee can't answer the bell. Or Judy Garland, for that matter.
Trump supporters ...
zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:
These idiots live amongst us. It's a real problem. You hear about cults and how you have to "deprogram" recovered victims. That's a lot of deprogramming, and I have no clue how to make it work. Depressing, but here we are.
If any, which 3 public figures have inspired you to make ANY change in your life that had staying ...
zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:
Linus Pauling gave me the words to articulate an accurate statement of my atheism and galvanized my beliefs. Isaac Asimov inspired me to study how to write clearly, succinctly, grammatically, and above all accurately. Gene McCarthy inspired me to step up and support causes that were not, at the time, widely accepted. There are others, these come to mind right now.
Would it appease the Trump haters if a Republican beat him to the White House in 2020 and not a ...
zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:
I doubt it. The question is which one could beat him in the primaries who would also stand a snowball's chance in hell of winning in the general. Cruz? Rubio? Lindsey fucking Graham? This William Weld guy is not crazy lyin' batshit enough to out-twitter the talking yam. Still, the toothless horde would not be pleased.
Why Batman dumped Catwoman.
zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:
Cleaning out the litter was no box of chocolates either. Well, it was, but you know what I mean. 8-)
The orange turd claimed that the wall was necessary to stop all the drugs coming from the south. Was...
zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2019:
You can't wall off south Philly. The locals would tag it, jump it, and find your family. (Just kidding, Philly dudes, ok? 8-))
I wholeheartedly endorse this: "I was born with a reading list I will never finish." - Maud ...
zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2019:
But you gotta keep trying.
I want to order a breast and thigh from Lick-a-chick.It's in Cape Breton , Nova Scotia.
zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2019:
Is it boned? If not, can I handle that part?
Out of the closet after 30
zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2019:
All the way openly secular since I was 21, never a single regret. Hang in there.
Bates Motel ...
zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2019:
Yeah, yeah he is! LOL
I disagree with the meme.
zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2019:
What about a coupon for pussy? Technically, I think that should be allowed.
Happy Father's Day..
zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2019:
yuck.
7 Reasons I Hate Trump
zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2019:
Just sorta scratching the surface there, yo.
"Hey Schultz, what happened here?" "I know nothing!"
zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2019:
He'd be perfect. And bonus, he's *already* a Nazi. 🤣
Has any of you ever sat back and reflected upon the toll tRump has take on you personally. The ...
zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2019:
You're not the only one who feels like that, not by a longshot. The worst part is seeing him get away with everything while insulting our intelligence with juvenile transparent excuses and blatant, demonstrably false, lies.
Citing Trump’s ‘character,’ D.C. residents challenge city revoke his hotel’s liquor license...
zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2019:
The BYOB Hotel. It has a ring to it, no?
Buh Bye!!!! Don't let the door hit ya on the way out.
zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:
I know she's married, but something makes me think she's seeing somebody on the side.
Trump declines to say he would endorse Mike Pence in 2024 | Raw Story
zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:
Oooo, Mike is going to have to up his fellatio game. Heh.
What would you call it? 🤣😂😕
zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:
Those are CFM boots for sure.
Unbelievable! What Freaking Hypocrites! Republican blocks bill requiring campaigns to alert FBI to ...
zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:
Sticking it to the libtards. Traitorous pricks.
Lindsey Graham repeatedly busted for lying to defend Trump’s threat to cheat in 2020 ...
zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2019:
Does anyone still care what this treasonous, mincing twat has to say?
I think I see the problem! 😳 Putin says U.S.-Russia relations are getting 'worse and worse' ...
zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:
You gave Don the blue pill, da?
Why Trump won ...
zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:
Amazing what propaganda can achieve.
This is true life in India - but you just have to smile and hold your breath Harrods, the very ...
zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:
At least go on the linoleum, ok? Geez.
Donald is too dumb to know the difference.
zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2019:
Conflation is a key strategy, insofar as there is any strategy at all per se.

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