Awwww, yer grammar wears Army socks.

Garban comments on May 11, 2023:

Earl doesn’t mind.

zeuser replies on May 12, 2023:

That's a tea with... body.

Awwww, yer grammar wears Army socks.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2023:

Keep up the good work.

zeuser replies on May 12, 2023:

Will do. 😉

Awwww, yer grammar wears Army socks.

Betty comments on May 11, 2023:

A good set. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on May 11, 2023:

You're welcome!

Bad factoid, and an interesting idea for public finance.

TomMcGiverin comments on May 11, 2023:

As for the killing of kids by guns, it all comes down to how much the voters love their kids, and the children of others, instead of loving their rights to unlimited guns, as well as how much pols love that campaign money from the NRA, compared to giving a damn about the safety of us peasants..

zeuser replies on May 11, 2023:

yep.

True that.

pamagain comments on May 11, 2023:

He should move to one of those 3rd-world ''banana republics'' and run for dictator there!

zeuser replies on May 11, 2023:

I think he could get Putin to give him a try as governor of Siberia, where your assets are ALWAYS frozen.

That ship has already sailed, Buddy.

rainmanjr comments on May 11, 2023:

I shared those vultures but really liked the Rubes. Thanks for the laugh.

zeuser replies on May 11, 2023:

Glad you liked 'em!

Bad factoid, and an interesting idea for public finance.

DenoPenno comments on May 11, 2023:

That is a very good question. BTW, I am for universal healthcare but the powers that be don't think there is enough money in it.

zeuser replies on May 11, 2023:

There isn't enough money to keep it like it is. We could cut personal bankruptcies by fully two thirds with UHC. But those aren't the rich guys who are going broke, and the rich guys each own a senator or two and a handful of reps.

I was going to ignore the CNN town hall featuring one orange convicted sex assault criminal tonight,...

Appleriver comments on May 10, 2023:

I can’t watch him. Looking at him makes me nauseated and hearing his voice is like nails scratching a chalkboard.

zeuser replies on May 10, 2023:

I hear you.

Whatever helps you reduce your incessant scrolling is good. Sort of.

EricJones comments on May 10, 2023:

The library is right-I don't call it the misinformation superhighway for nothing.

zeuser replies on May 10, 2023:

They are going after public libraries in the states that are controlled my fascist legislatures. When the libraries fall, that's when the whole thing unravels. IMO, of course.

I was going to ignore the CNN town hall featuring one orange convicted sex assault criminal tonight,...

AnneWimsey comments on May 10, 2023:

maybe each shot interspersed with a water or club soda? there is no doubt going to be a lot of that and i hear getting your stomach pumped is unpleasant........

zeuser replies on May 10, 2023:

Awww, thanks Annie. But don't worry too much, I can handle the shots. The bullshit, well, that's what the shots are for. But I will watch myself, I promise.

I was going to ignore the CNN town hall featuring one orange convicted sex assault criminal tonight,...

FvckY0u comments on May 10, 2023:

Unless 5+ people are slaughtered by a gun or there's a terrorist attack you'll be hearing about his interview ad nauseam for at least a week in the media.

zeuser replies on May 10, 2023:

I'm hoping for some remarkably ridiculous new lie, or some inadvertent incriminating statement. If it turns out it's a softball batting practice session, I just won't watch the recording.

Personally, I think that AI might be the only way out of this lack of collective intelligence.

FvckY0u comments on May 10, 2023:

I like your comment. I agree. I think AI can't really tell us anything we don't already know. More like maybe bring us in line with our own reality. Many deny reality and create their own.

zeuser replies on May 10, 2023:

Nowadays, that's called "politics as usual".

However, the abyss was a better movie.

glennlab comments on May 10, 2023:

Talk about bad predictions in Pompeii.

zeuser replies on May 10, 2023:

I feel sorriest for the people caught "mid-stroke" by a deluge of lava. Right before they were incinerated, did they think "Damn, that's the best nut I ever had!"

All I remember is a loud clanging noise.

silverotter11 comments on May 10, 2023:

Those are really good - chuck if you *could* - hahahahahahah

zeuser replies on May 10, 2023:

Woodchucks have been putting up with that crap for way too long. 😉

All I remember is a loud clanging noise.

HankSherman comments on May 10, 2023:

Thoughtful, creative, and fun, thank you.

zeuser replies on May 10, 2023:

Glad you like them!

Trump found liable in the E. Jean Carroll case!!! 5 mil in damages!!!

zeuser comments on May 9, 2023:

All good, and congratulations to Ms. Carroll, BUT: He will appeal. This will take at least 2 years. This is a civil case, so there will be no incarceration. He'll never pay one single dime. But yay.

zeuser replies on May 10, 2023:

@chalupacabre Yeah, you're right!

All I remember is a loud clanging noise.

glennlab comments on May 9, 2023:

good ones.

zeuser replies on May 9, 2023:

Thanks, man.

That ship has already sailed, Buddy.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2023:

These are good.

zeuser replies on May 9, 2023:

Thanks!

That ship has already sailed, Buddy.

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2023:

Quality, not quantity...

zeuser replies on May 8, 2023:

Some days, the people I steal from have a slow day. LOL

And they always seem to find each other.

Redheadedgammy comments on May 7, 2023:

So, you know my raccoon family eh? 🤣🤣 I am always rearranging the dishes in the dishwasher!!! My family isn't on meth, but they sure as hell don't know how to load a dishwasher!! 🤣

zeuser replies on May 7, 2023:

Things were easier before all the plastic storage containers started to proliferate.

Drawing a blank at the pearly gates.

glennlab comments on May 5, 2023:

great set

zeuser replies on May 5, 2023:

Thanks, man.

Eye of the beholder, ya know?

Betty comments on May 4, 2023:

I'll have the Pina Koala please.

zeuser replies on May 5, 2023:

Fair warning: it tastes like eucalyptus.

Accepting frequent flyer miles for private jets.

glennlab comments on May 4, 2023:

Everyday, it is something new with the court.

zeuser replies on May 4, 2023:

SCOTUS has been filthy for decades. Clarence was just dumb enough to get caught.

I want those meds too. In praise of the written word meme.

HankSherman comments on May 4, 2023:

Appreciate your time and efforts

zeuser replies on May 4, 2023:

My pleasure!

The draft dodging traitor looks so "uncanny valley" with normal sized hands

zeuser comments on May 2, 2023:

He should stay in Scotland.

zeuser replies on May 3, 2023:

@19dacar52 I dunno, maybe it's just that there isn't anyone who actually likes him there, like the cult we have here.

I thought this might appeal to this crowd.

Pralina1 comments on May 3, 2023:

And is not a joke , for real at Amazon for 49 dollars . Wow 😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡

zeuser replies on May 3, 2023:

Not a joke to the guys who are taking that evangelical money for a lame toaster, not a joke to the indoctrinated bozos who buy them, but to anyone else, a joke.

Some followers are more serious than other followers.

CurmudgeonBoy comments on May 2, 2023:

Short term work......comes and goes

zeuser replies on May 2, 2023:

the female mantis will do anything for a little head.

You get what you pay for.

silverotter11 comments on May 2, 2023:

I can identify with the gaps🤣. Good group🤣🤣🤣.

zeuser replies on May 2, 2023:

Thanks!

Some followers are more serious than other followers.

ThinkingFree comments on May 2, 2023:

"I can't believe it's not Buddha" !!! 🤣😂😄 Z, you da best !!

zeuser replies on May 2, 2023:

Thanks, I like this group too.

Some followers are more serious than other followers.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

You've done well Zeus,

zeuser replies on May 2, 2023:

Thanks, G!

Calvin gets it right every so often.

Sierra4 comments on May 1, 2023:

As a devoted follower of Calvin and Hobbs I don’t believe this was a real product of Bill Watterson. He did not get personal like this with real people and besides he quit doing Calvin in the 90’s long before Ted Cruz came on the scene. It is funny, but a fake.

zeuser replies on May 1, 2023:

Yes, of course you are correct. If there was anyone out there who actually thought this was a real Waterson product, which I doubt, you straightened 'em out. ;)

Some followers are more serious than other followers.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2023:

Another good batch!

zeuser replies on May 1, 2023:

Thanks, Bill.

Fare is fare.

AnneWimsey comments on May 1, 2023:

That Vlad, such an underachiever!

zeuser replies on May 1, 2023:

I know, right? LOL

A wide variety of conservative misbehavior.

pamagain comments on Apr 29, 2023:

Does this mean.....they're TAINTED?

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2023:

@glennlab How about between an asshole and a nutsack?

Fare is fare.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Stole a few, loved them all.

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2023:

Thanks, man.

Fare is fare.

ThinkingFree comments on Apr 30, 2023:

"The Great god of Shallowness", = the great god of the religious right !!! 😄🤣😂

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2023:

They're all shallow, if you ask me.

Fare is fare.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Loved (& stole) the "...how big to dig the hole..." one...

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2023:

It's a good tip.

A wide variety of conservative misbehavior.

silverotter11 comments on Apr 29, 2023:

🤣😈🤣 FABulous batch!

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2023:

Thanks!

A wide variety of conservative misbehavior.

pamagain comments on Apr 29, 2023:

Does this mean.....they're TAINTED?

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2023:

Without any doubt.

Come on now, aren't you curious to see if Ramsey Bolton gets what's coming to him?

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

Well done, old boy!

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2023:

@pamagain Just pretending I'm the guy in one of the cartoons. The last thing I wrote for money was software user documentation. I actually won some awards for that.

Come on now, aren't you curious to see if Ramsey Bolton gets what's coming to him?

Betty comments on Apr 29, 2023:

You do pick the odd and funny. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2023:

De nada.

Come on now, aren't you curious to see if Ramsey Bolton gets what's coming to him?

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

Well done, old boy!

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2023:

Now that I'm rolling in all of that poetry money, I can devote more time to meme mining. Heh.

I don't put myself in hostage situations deliberately anymore. Feels good.

Pralina1 comments on Apr 29, 2023:

I can’t even pick , I love them all 🙌♥️ That “ partner “ shit w u and Glenn needs to stop 🙄🤢. We , the little people have memes too and will answer u soon 💪💃🦇

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2023:

Aw, you can be my partner too. 💜 😉

I don't put myself in hostage situations deliberately anymore. Feels good.

Betty comments on Apr 29, 2023:

Funny. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2023:

You're welcome!

The Tucker Cutoff.

ThinkingFree comments on Apr 28, 2023:

Loved these, Z !! So darn sick of DeSatanis, but I'm sure he's actually shot himself in the foot with all his hate craziness !!

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2023:

Probably, and it doesn't help that he's a small- minded putz with the people skills of a snapping turtle without the charm.

I don't put myself in hostage situations deliberately anymore. Feels good.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 28, 2023:

Well done!

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2023:

Thanks, Bill.

I don't put myself in hostage situations deliberately anymore. Feels good.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2023:

gREAT JOB

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2023:

Thanks partner.

Newsmen behaving badly.

Garban comments on Apr 26, 2023:

His co anchors tried to help him pull back from that “prime” comment. He was too arrogant, and walked on them. Maybe Cuomo can help get him a gig.

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2023:

well, good luck with that. LOL

“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes ...

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2023:

Until it stops.

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2023:

@Marionville Good point!

Texas state department orders people to dress in accordance with their "biological gender" The new...

Betty comments on Apr 25, 2023:

Eventually if this trend continues, will they insist that women be barefoot and pregnant?

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2023:

@Betty Honestly, I can't see any thinking gen z or millenial seeking a career with the TX Dept of Ag.

Texas state department orders people to dress in accordance with their "biological gender" The new...

Betty comments on Apr 25, 2023:

Eventually if this trend continues, will they insist that women be barefoot and pregnant?

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2023:

@Betty I don't put anything past these neanderthals and their zombie-worshipping followers.

Take this ketchup, for it is my blood.

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 25, 2023:

I am hoping for a massive coronary for him in the very near future.

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2023:

We all are, but nothing would make that happen quicker than just two months in the federal slammer, let's say Leavenworth.

America first.

ThinkingFree comments on Apr 25, 2023:

So happy Tucker's goon face is fired !! What a creep !!

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2023:

To paraphrase Howard Morris' character on the old Andy Griffith show, "You ain't seen the last of Tucker's lame ass!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJUmIuc1X5s

Texas state department orders people to dress in accordance with their "biological gender" The new...

Betty comments on Apr 25, 2023:

Eventually if this trend continues, will they insist that women be barefoot and pregnant?

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2023:

Shhh, they aren't going to bring that up until they are already elected.

Maybe try kittens, or a house.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2023:

Do flowers instead. Orchids for instance.

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2023:

You're not helping, Glenn. LOL

Some of my simple life rules for staying in "zeuser shape".

Pralina1 comments on Apr 23, 2023:

Penguins !!!!😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

zeuser replies on Apr 24, 2023:

I don't like crowds either, so I can relate. 😏

Some of my simple life rules for staying in "zeuser shape".

Garban comments on Apr 23, 2023:

I’m a scroller. ⌛️

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2023:

I have to spin that sucker like I am on the Price is Right. LOL

That's right, keep moving you bigot.

Garban comments on Apr 22, 2023:

He’s even hated among other republicans in Florida. They’re overwhelmingly endorsing the tangerine turd.🤣

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2023:

He's a putz who is in waaay over his head. But he can still do some damage.

An awkward smile is still a smile.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2023:

Great set!

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2023:

Thanks!

An awkward smile is still a smile.

Garban comments on Apr 22, 2023:

Andy🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2023:

Thanks!

An awkward smile is still a smile.

Betty comments on Apr 22, 2023:

You picked some really funny ones. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2023:

You're welcome!

An awkward smile is still a smile.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2023:

good ones

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2023:

@Pralina1 Just a little *jealous*? LOL

To be fair, they don't know what a LOT of words actually mean.

Pralina1 comments on Apr 22, 2023:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRTfqPCa/ Speaking of morons .

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2023:

You've got that toxic combination of bigotry, ignorance, dishonesty, and access to power. Plus, a face that would stop a clock. She is on the short list for being the talking yam's veep candidate. She should be on the short bus, taking a trip to the zoo with a helmet on so she doesn't hurt herself.

An awkward smile is still a smile.

Pralina1 comments on Apr 22, 2023:

Cleveland zoo ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Beautiful all 🙌🙌🙌🙌

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2023:

Aww, glad you like 'em.

An awkward smile is still a smile.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2023:

good ones

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2023:

Thanks, pal.

Oh, there is no doubt, you ARE a moron.

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 22, 2023:

I was blissfully ignorant of the number of people around me that are morons. I am not liking this level of awareness.

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2023:

It is very depressing.

Lock him up!

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 22, 2023:

I am definitely rooting for the 20 to life crowd.

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2023:

Me too!

Dyed in the wool cheater.

The-Krzyz comments on Apr 21, 2023:

Who, exactly, came up with the nickname “Good Shepherd” for Jesus anyway? And, why …?

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2023:

Whoever did it managed to avoid calling his followers sheep, except by implication. Not that they would notice one way or the other,

Dyed in the wool cheater.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2023:

And a tree that makes his friends happy.

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2023:

Technically, it's a bush. ;)

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.

Fernapple comments on Apr 21, 2023:

I keep reading these things, and stand amazed at how many people, got to what is basically the Dunning Kruger effect, directly or in directly , long before Dunning and Kruger.

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2023:

The effect was already happening long before D and K studied it.

Ever wonder why we are losing on education to just about everybody else?

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 20, 2023:

So true. You can try to educate, but it will never overcome willful ignorance, which half of our country stubbornly clings to, along with their guns and Bibles. I think it's past time to let them have their own separate country, instead of letting them drag the rest of us down with them...

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2023:

@TomMcGiverin I know, I know.

Ever wonder why we are losing on education to just about everybody else?

Betty comments on Apr 20, 2023:

Education is going backwards and will soon become irrelevant if nothing changes.

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2023:

Education itself will never be irrelevant. This country, with its lack of emphasis and funding on public education, will become irrelevant. Stupid countries disintegrate.

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.

Lauren comments on Apr 20, 2023:

I hadn't considered it like that before, but perhaps that explains why the mediocre are so proud, and the talented are more humble.

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2023:

@Lauren We all have to do what we need to do to make a buck.

Ever wonder why we are losing on education to just about everybody else?

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 20, 2023:

So true. You can try to educate, but it will never overcome willful ignorance, which half of our country stubbornly clings to, along with their guns and Bibles. I think it's past time to let them have their own separate country, instead of letting them drag the rest of us down with them...

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2023:

I also think that "home-schooling" should be augmented, by law, with non-denominational instruction.

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.

Lauren comments on Apr 20, 2023:

I hadn't considered it like that before, but perhaps that explains why the mediocre are so proud, and the talented are more humble.

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2023:

Talent doesn't need to advertise.

From one of my Facebook friends.

AnneWimsey comments on Apr 20, 2023:

Not the baby goats!!!!!!!! my day is ruined now.........

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2023:

You need to copy and paste then. Fast.

Reminder: If Fox is in your cable bundles, you give them money whether you watch them or not.

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 20, 2023:

I don't know about where the rest of you live, but where I Iive, Fox News is so popular, that it is impossible to buy a cable or satellite TV subscription that does not have Fox News in it... I also assume that is true with all the streaming services, tho I have never looked into them. Another ...

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2023:

@TomMcGiverin I worked in cable at the system and corporate level for several years. It's true.

Reminder: If Fox is in your cable bundles, you give them money whether you watch them or not.

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 20, 2023:

I don't know about where the rest of you live, but where I Iive, Fox News is so popular, that it is impossible to buy a cable or satellite TV subscription that does not have Fox News in it... I also assume that is true with all the streaming services, tho I have never looked into them. Another ...

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2023:

Yes, it's true for all of them.

Marjorie Taylor Greene silenced in committee after accusing Mayorkas of lying | The Hill

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2023:

I suggest a preemptive ball-gag. Green was really pissed, I understand.

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2023:

@SeaGreenEyez The origin of the term "cracker" derives from "whipcracker". And I can imagine MTG swinging a whip.

Tipping is appreciated. Overtipping is encouraged.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2023:

Lindsey is against abortion because neither he nor his lovers have ever needed one.

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2023:

What's the old saw? If men could get pregnant, abortion would be sacrament.

Running interference for rapists and pedophiles. Not your dad's republican party.

19dacar52 comments on Apr 19, 2023:

Ass hat! I had to edit this... auto correct changed ass to add.😵‍💫

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2023:

I know what you mean. ;)

Spoiled, too.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2023:

good ones

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2023:

Thanks, Glenn!

Spoiled, too.

Betty comments on Apr 19, 2023:

Funny, thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2023:

You're welcome!

The Largest Settlement struck by an American Media Company Fox News's $787.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 19, 2023:

I am disappointed. I wanted to see a trial. I wanted to see Carlson and company testify.

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2023:

This was only the first of 7 lawsuits FNC faces. You may yet see some of their blowbags testify.

It pays to advertise, right?

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 18, 2023:

The second cartoon reminds me of Zippy The Pinhead...

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2023:

Similar vibe. Yeah.

A good fit is hard to find. I speak from experience here.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2023:

good set

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2023:

Thanks!

Simple but perfectly played

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2023:

Frank had this figured out a long time ago. He died WAY too soon. Lordy, we need him now.

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2023:

@MsKathleen Cult leaders are no different than other scammers in that they need to launder the money before anyone figures out how they got it.

Not a bad idea, actually.

AnneWimsey comments on Apr 17, 2023:

most of 'em, anyway.

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2023:

I'd settle for that.

Always use your grammar rules.

AnneWimsey comments on Apr 17, 2023:

it's almost lunchtime and still this is a meh......

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2023:

What kind of sandwich does your friend have? LOL

Hey, progress is progress.

Garban comments on Apr 17, 2023:

Guillotine corn hole, Louis XVI would love it.

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2023:

You can only get ahead if you hole a head.

Holy crap! The Phillies got 9 runs in the 1st inning while I was outside pulling weeds.

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2023:

I can't figure this year's team out. I hope they can string together several more wins.

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2023:

@Organist1 I'm hoping something will click when Harper gets back. I like Rob Thompson, but he tends to yank pitchers pretty quick, so the bullpen is always tired. Anyway, go Phils!

Always use your grammar rules.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2023:

And she enjoyed it with some Chianti.

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2023:

And fava beans!

He's got his own style, if that's what you want to call it. Maybe MO is a better term.

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 15, 2023:

When they make it really uncomfortable for Donnie they'll get more cooperation from him. A few nights on a skinny mattress in a cell in an ugly jumpsuit with no privacy should change his attitude.

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2023:

Well, him and the secret service guys.

The true sauce of the civil war.

Garban comments on Apr 15, 2023:

Stevie or the woodchucks; can’t pick a favorite.

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2023:

Can't go wrong with Stevie!

Hey Alexa, watch this!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2023:

Some more good ones! Stole a few. I won't believe in Bryan, either, if the only "miracle" is turning water into piss water...

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2023:

He never caught on, but he's big in Alabama.

Can he do that in the daytime?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2023:

There's the one-handed grab & the more difficult two-handed grab...

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2023:

I see the (highly valued) reach around here. Heh.

Thou hast high score, Jeremiah.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2023:

Another good bunch, Len...

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2023:

Thanks, Bill.

Geographical tragedy..

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 12, 2023:

Got that right, Kid Rock is an asshole, always has been... as for Fourida, the South, as well as most of the Midwest these days, are mostly cultural and political wastelands...

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2023:

I could never figure out the appeal. He has zero musical talent, and he looks like a panhandler who just rolled a commuter.

Gifted SC jurist, Clarence "Gimme" Thomas.

Garban comments on Apr 10, 2023:

If he’s too stupid to know it’s wrong to accept gifts like that, he’s too stupid to hold the title of Justice. Pathetic.

zeuser replies on Apr 11, 2023:

@Garban Yeah, no laws against shameless bribery when disguised as just buddies vacationing with buddies.

Conservative logic.

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 11, 2023:

It's not about protecting babies, it's all about controlling women and their bodies, because conservatives don't give a rat's ass about children once they are born, and not even sincerely about them while in the womb. But they will never admit any of that stuff...

zeuser replies on Apr 11, 2023:

In their minds, they are the heroes. Everybody else recognizes they are dogmatic cold hearted assholes.