The clowns have arrived!

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2024:

all that will be left

zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2024:

You mean this glitter will never come off?!

Are you dumbass trumpers not entertained?

michelle666gar comments on Nov 17, 2024:

I love how the Mexican president threw it back! Lol!!!

zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2024:

I really like her.

Are you dumbass trumpers not entertained?

silverotter11 comments on Nov 17, 2024:

Good set! Funny but not haha funny. Just read an article in the Guardian, many Haitians in the Springfield, Ohio town targeted by liar elect are leaving the area. They are very afraid. In a near by town the sheriff ordered the Haitians rounded up to determine if they are legal. There goes the ...

zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2024:

All of this was predicted by the lardass himself. He didn't mean it, they said. He talks in hyperbole, they said. What do you mean I can't have an attorney, they will say, soon enough.

Are you dumbass trumpers not entertained?

DenoPenno comments on Nov 16, 2024:

Starting January 20th we will see the real shitshow in action because it is already plain that Trump thinks he is the dictator/king and can simply just do what he wants to. Looks to me like a whole lotta things are gonna be in his way. Laws for one and his own party for another.

zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2024:

I hope all of that helps, I honestly do. However he has a history of steamrolling that kind of opposition, and his cronies (currently holding the majority in both houses) bend over quicker than a five dollar hooker.

And then there was that incident with your younger brother...

Betty comments on Nov 15, 2024:

Sadness prevails. It shows how easy it is to abuse the vulnerable. Good set, Z. :(

zeuser replies on Nov 15, 2024:

Yeah, and there are always those who search for the opportunities to do it. Thanks, Betty.

And then there was that incident with your younger brother...

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2024:

Oh my

zeuser replies on Nov 15, 2024:

I know how he ran those casinos. It's not hard to see how. He opened multiple casinos in the same small geographic area, cannibalizing each other's patrons. Stole a bunch and paid off the mob. He did just fine.

And then there was that incident with your younger brother...

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 15, 2024:

Good set. I just can't believe we got here.

zeuser replies on Nov 15, 2024:

Modern propaganda is incredibly sophisticated re hitting specific audiences with just the right message to make them think how the purveyors want and do what they want you to do. That's how we got here.

How'd you get along with your mother?

KateOahu comments on Nov 15, 2024:

She was my best friend until the day she died. Yes, I had a same-age best friend, too (since I was 18 years old!) but now she died, too.

zeuser replies on Nov 15, 2024:

We all have to go, but it is tough to lose loved ones, especially your mom and your best friend.

How'd you get along with your mother?

Betty comments on Nov 15, 2024:

Poof! Sweetie is all gone. SMH!!! 😂 Fun set, Z. Thanks for the giggles. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 15, 2024:

If he's dumb enough to strike a match, good riddance. Thanks, hon.

And then there was that incident with your younger brother...

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2024:

But surely he didn't mean white differently abled students, lol?

zeuser replies on Nov 15, 2024:

I'd say he feels weakness is weakness. If it's someone you can easily punch down on, then it's ok.

How'd you get along with your mother?

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2024:

I'm afraid to ask where their heads are.

zeuser replies on Nov 15, 2024:

Wondering where their phones went, harmonizing on that great hit "I Ain't Got Nobody".

Didn't work with me, maybe it will help some others.

Redheadedgammy comments on Nov 15, 2024:

Love that chilling turkey!! 🤣

zeuser replies on Nov 15, 2024:

Too cool for the oven, right? LOL

I wonder if countries that ban convicted felons will let our own "Mr.

pedigojr comments on Nov 15, 2024:

I wonder if Fuhrer Putin will be allowed to come here and tRump there? Also, what will this do to the situation in Ukraine and Israel?

zeuser replies on Nov 15, 2024:

My guesses, yes and yes. Ukrainian aid from the US will dry up, aid to Israel will remain constant or increase. I'd lay 3 to 1 odds.

I see this happening here with the way women's rights are fading! [share.newsbreak.com]

silverotter11 comments on Nov 11, 2024:

I just popped over to the conservative atheist group. WOW! The strength of russian propaganda, fox, newsmax, etc. really has altered their thinking. There is no critical thought evident, just criticize and hate. I know we have trump pinata, I really can't explain how, it's just different. It's an...

zeuser replies on Nov 15, 2024:

@silverotter11 Why would they change tactics now? Of course they will.

I see this happening here with the way women's rights are fading! [share.newsbreak.com]

silverotter11 comments on Nov 11, 2024:

I just popped over to the conservative atheist group. WOW! The strength of russian propaganda, fox, newsmax, etc. really has altered their thinking. There is no critical thought evident, just criticize and hate. I know we have trump pinata, I really can't explain how, it's just different. It's an...

zeuser replies on Nov 14, 2024:

@silverotter11 And his term will be cut short, so we'll get Vance before too long. I predict within a year.

I see this happening here with the way women's rights are fading! [share.newsbreak.com]

silverotter11 comments on Nov 11, 2024:

I just popped over to the conservative atheist group. WOW! The strength of russian propaganda, fox, newsmax, etc. really has altered their thinking. There is no critical thought evident, just criticize and hate. I know we have trump pinata, I really can't explain how, it's just different. It's an...

zeuser replies on Nov 14, 2024:

@silverotter11 If these guys fuck up like they look like they are gonna fuck up, I'd say it's not unlikely we can take back at least one of them.

Yep, that's us all right.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2024:

case in point

zeuser replies on Nov 14, 2024:

@michelle666gar Dr. Oz? Oops, don't say that too loud, he might hear it and pick up on it.

Yep, that's us all right.

michelle666gar comments on Nov 14, 2024:

It's going to be a shit show!

zeuser replies on Nov 14, 2024:

Hasn't started yet and it already is.

Didn't work with me, maybe it will help some others.

Betty comments on Nov 14, 2024:

All that turkey needs is a sunlamp, umbrella, some sand, and a bit of water to make a beach scene. lol Fun set, Z. Hungry?...;)

zeuser replies on Nov 14, 2024:

Thanks. I tried to eat the sandwich. Couldn't get my hands around it. LOL

I see this happening here with the way women's rights are fading! [share.newsbreak.com]

silverotter11 comments on Nov 11, 2024:

I just popped over to the conservative atheist group. WOW! The strength of russian propaganda, fox, newsmax, etc. really has altered their thinking. There is no critical thought evident, just criticize and hate. I know we have trump pinata, I really can't explain how, it's just different. It's an...

zeuser replies on Nov 14, 2024:

@annewimsey500 Right, I never thought I'd see my advancing age as a advantage, but there it is. No matter how bad it gets, I only have a limited amount of time to suffer.

Happy Wednesday Night!!! Hope you all are doing well!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2024:

How come Jebus isn't one of them?...

zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2024:

It makes the gag easier for the people in Texas to read and understand. And they are the ones it is meant to insult.

Happy Wednesday Night!!! Hope you all are doing well!

glennlab comments on Nov 13, 2024:

hohoho

zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2024:

You are NOT the father! LOL

We already knew this! [share.newsbreak.com]

annewimsey500 comments on Nov 12, 2024:

I will enjoy the "fun" those who voted for him for economic greed are going to have....I think I may begin amassing large card board boxes i can sell them to live in......

zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2024:

@annewimsey500 They will recruit you to run for office if you do it. That is a key tenet of their agenda.

Yeah, well whatever, my thoughts about the three ring circus side shit show!

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2024:

I guess we should try to laugh, but it's hard to keep from sobbing. Thanks, MG.

zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2024:

@michelle666gar Me too. It's an effort, but a lot of people around me would just collapse if I didn't.

I'm so nonchalant!!! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2024:

Good hair care tips, you've tried these? 🤔 Nice set, MG!

zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2024:

@michelle666gar You stinker!

Following coffee shop protocol is very important.

michelle666gar comments on Nov 13, 2024:

Yup, churches 🙄🤣

zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2024:

They make it sound godly. They are very good at it, given their audiences.

Following coffee shop protocol is very important.

Betty comments on Nov 13, 2024:

Funny set, Z. Sexual healing, indeed! 🤣 Thanks for the chuckles. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2024:

You're welcome!

A fox news host for Secretary of Defense?

Buttercup comments on Nov 13, 2024:

Just looking at him but I don't think he washes his hair either

zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2024:

Good lord, seriously? And our small-handed lardass chief-elect moron is a germophobe. Can't wait to see whether he shakes this filthy fuckwit's hand.

The corrupt leading the stupid.

silverotter11 comments on Nov 13, 2024:

Sad and laughable at the same time. The penis look is in these days.

zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2024:

Hard to tell them apart, isn't it?

And I recommend to pull it off quickly all at once.

Betty comments on Nov 13, 2024:

Good ones, Z. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2024:

You are welcome!

The corrupt leading the stupid.

Leetx comments on Nov 13, 2024:

I have been ashamed of America before, now I am ashamed to BE American

zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2024:

You do not have to be that kind of American. Don't be ashamed of yourself because everyone around you is an asshole.

We already knew this! [share.newsbreak.com]

annewimsey500 comments on Nov 12, 2024:

I will enjoy the "fun" those who voted for him for economic greed are going to have....I think I may begin amassing large card board boxes i can sell them to live in......

zeuser replies on Nov 12, 2024:

Good plan!

And I recommend to pull it off quickly all at once.

KateOahu comments on Nov 12, 2024:

❤️Lotta good ones here.

zeuser replies on Nov 12, 2024:

Thanks.

The corrupt leading the stupid.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 12, 2024:

Jaysus, I hope they fumigate that church, he should have been struck by lightning.

zeuser replies on Nov 12, 2024:

No argument from me.

And I recommend to pull it off quickly all at once.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2024:

Yeah that is about what is happening to the "your body my choice" crowd these days.... https://youtu.be/xI_3aZxvrEk

zeuser replies on Nov 12, 2024:

Dumb shitheels.

Now that trump has been elected for a second non-consecutive term, and he survives to get sworn in, ...

Appleriver comments on Nov 8, 2024:

Wonder how long after he’s inaugurated Vance hits him with the 25th amendment…

zeuser replies on Nov 12, 2024:

My guess is within the first year. The oligarchs can be persuasive.

Now that trump has been elected for a second non-consecutive term, and he survives to get sworn in, ...

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 7, 2024:

My current read, started before election day is The Cult of Trump, which is an absolutely frightening explanation of why Trump is who he is. https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Cult-of-Trump/Steven-Hassan/9781982127343 I wish I could leave the USA and never look back, these next years are ...

zeuser replies on Nov 12, 2024:

@pamagain I read this thread and I felt chills! I am with y'all too! 💜

Now that trump has been elected for a second non-consecutive term, and he survives to get sworn in, ...

DenoPenno comments on Nov 7, 2024:

Trump has no plans of leaving. He wants his word to be law and if he wants to do something he wants power to do it without the courts slowing him down. He wants the military and police at his instant call. This is not a president, folks. This is a dictator. Musk will try to buy up news media to ...

zeuser replies on Nov 12, 2024:

Ok, that all qualifies as a worst case scenario. We can resist. That's my plan.

Turkey day is coming, what are your plans?

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2024:

Me, my daughter, my son, his fiance, and their mother will dine at a local restaurant in the early afternoon. I will see my nephews and their boys and wives earlier in the week. I look forward to it.

zeuser replies on Nov 12, 2024:

@michelle666gar Thanks, MG. They are a good group.

Hell yeah! It looks bitchin'!

silverotter11 comments on Nov 11, 2024:

In a nutshell. Don't know which feeling about these fools is worse anger or sadness. FUCK sorts covers both.

zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2024:

@Dave375 Oh, that's a given. They always lay the groundwork to set up a patsy before they start.

The twatwaffle has no pull!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 [share.newsbreak.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2024:

Putin doesn't need him anymore. Well, neither do we, but Putin has options. We do not, except for the familiar role of the resistance.

zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2024:

@michelle666gar It is already in the shitter. I can't do much to stop it, but I will do whatever I can. Fuck.

Hell yeah! It looks bitchin'!

BabyYoda comments on Nov 11, 2024:

C'mon T#### giving something away? 💩🤡🤏🍄

zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2024:

First one is always free. Even I remember that rule. LOL

Worth a shot...

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2024:

Tell them it was the loch ness monster, if you're gonna tell a fish story might as well make it a good one.

zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2024:

That's the spirit! Lie big, and stick with it!

Holy cereal, Batman!

Betty comments on Nov 11, 2024:

I'm not petting those sheep. lol Thanks for the chuckles, Z. You're still the best. :) P.S. (*I did proofread this. lol*)

zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2024:

Don't pet them, use them to make your pots sparking clean! LOL Thank you, Betty.

Holy cereal, Batman!

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2024:

It looks like I am the latest to fall victim to the values page, no more posts it looks like from me. But beware of a shit ton of comments

zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2024:

So far, looks like I have not been affected. I imagine that will change, but so far, no problem.

Holy cereal, Batman!

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2024:

I'm a lousy cook, my late girlfriend was great-she could make something good out of nothing. One night I put her picture in the kitchen with chef of the month on it. She loved it.

zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2024:

That sounds like a different situation. I'm sorry you lost her, buddy.

Hell yeah! It looks bitchin'!

silverotter11 comments on Nov 11, 2024:

In a nutshell. Don't know which feeling about these fools is worse anger or sadness. FUCK sorts covers both.

zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2024:

I am going with informed disgust.

I remember this happening his first time and it's going to happen again! Stupidity!!! ...

Gustav comments on Nov 11, 2024:

I have no idea why most of AG community support him!!

zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2024:

@silverotter11 Obama! LOL No, seriously.

Holy cereal, Batman!

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2024:

Nice tips, I'll be sure not to follow them.

zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2024:

Whaaaat?! Those are all time tested! LOL

“We must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind”…………… John F. Kennedy.

Mooolah comments on Nov 10, 2024:

I for one will never give up the fight. @ 12, I made sandwiches for the Freedom Riders. @ 14, I put up anti Vietnam War posters. @ 17, I walked out of Highschool in support of student's walk outs all of the country against this war. Boycotted lettuce/grapes for 16 years in support of Cesear Chavez ...

zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2024:

@michelle666gar They've set us up with a problem using JD as the backup to gleefully extend the lunacy even if lardass doesn't make it through 2025. I've predicted all along that there will be a 25th amendment coup before the end of his term. 😡

Snug bugs need snug rugs. Are you listening, two-legs?

EricJones comments on Nov 10, 2024:

The empire is in deep shit-I just wish Brutus was here to run Caesar through, we could live stream it and everything. I think it would get great ratings and lotsa likes.

zeuser replies on Nov 10, 2024:

Well, the part of Brutus will probably be filled by JD, so I dunno. Be patient, JD will make his move before next year is finished, I predict. Rather than running him through, it will be the 25th amendment.

Snug bugs need snug rugs. Are you listening, two-legs?

Betty comments on Nov 10, 2024:

A mix of sad and funny. I'm not sure how to feel. Thanks, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 10, 2024:

You feel how you feel. You're welcome.

They love them their cheap eggs. Dickheads.

racocn8 comments on Nov 10, 2024:

For some reason, the 'moderator' deleted my post which was: Do you think that Trump won the election fair and square?

zeuser replies on Nov 10, 2024:

If we don't count billions in ads and constant lies yeah, they won without manipulating the ballots or the tabulatuons themselves. I believe the voting totals are close to the truth. How they got there was duplicitous and shameful. But that's all IMHO .

I won't do that stupid salute.

Betty comments on Nov 10, 2024:

Good set, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 10, 2024:

Thanks, hon.

“We must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind”…………… John F. Kennedy.

pamagain comments on Nov 10, 2024:

War's been with us forever....it's part of our primate nature.

zeuser replies on Nov 10, 2024:

@Marionville Putin is nuts in his own shrewd, calculated, cold- blooded, serial murderer way. Trump is just a bigoted, manipulatable nitwit.

Saturday and my mantra for the next few years, FUCK IT!!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2024:

Even french fries have a better sex life than I do. *sigh* Good set anyway, MG! ;)

zeuser replies on Nov 10, 2024:

@KateOahu Don't ask me. Ask a bag of french fries, evidently.

I'm looking for a Mr. Appleseed, Johnny Appleseed....you know him?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2024:

That is my doctor. good set

zeuser replies on Nov 10, 2024:

@KateOahu Yeah. How am I doin'?

I won't do that stupid salute.

PaddyO comments on Nov 9, 2024:

Another four years of double ugly. I am disgusted with many of my fellow citizens. Despite his record of screwing everyone who he comes into contact with, they want to give him another four years in the ofal office. It simply doesn't make sense. When a candidates driving force is fear, they use ...

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

His one idea, and it's always been the one that drives him: How much money can I steal and still get away with it? We have yet to find the limit, but we will soon enough.

I'm looking for a Mr. Appleseed, Johnny Appleseed....you know him?

michelle666gar comments on Nov 9, 2024:

This country is the stupidest!!! So true!!!

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

We are in the top 3, for sure. Jeezus.

I'm looking for a Mr. Appleseed, Johnny Appleseed....you know him?

Betty comments on Nov 9, 2024:

Good set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

You are welcome!

I'm looking for a Mr. Appleseed, Johnny Appleseed....you know him?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2024:

That is my doctor. good set

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

@glennlab I know that...I was just being a smartass, trying something new. LOL

I'm looking for a Mr. Appleseed, Johnny Appleseed....you know him?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2024:

Well at least he doesn't have anemia...

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

There's such a thing as too much iron. 😏

I won't do that stupid salute.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 9, 2024:

Good ones! Thanks.

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

You're welcome!

I'm looking for a Mr. Appleseed, Johnny Appleseed....you know him?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2024:

That is my doctor. good set

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

Thanks. How's the new nose working out? LOL

Low information voters, racist, fascist, and the religious right joined forces with the billionaires...

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2024:

Lordy, these are sadly spot on, boss.

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

@glennlab Well, they'll all find out now.

Low information voters, racist, fascist, and the religious right joined forces with the billionaires...

racocn8 comments on Nov 8, 2024:

Yeah. I wonder how long the supermarkets will be stocking strawberries and so much more...

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

Probably until the first couple batches are not sold due to expense and go bad.

And when he laughed, he sounded just like me! Hey, wait a minute...

Mooolah comments on Nov 9, 2024:

Set up a plan B or C. I think this site is going down. Glenlab has suggested Tribal & so am I. I will look for 'ya there.

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

I'll check it out at some point during the weekend.

And when he laughed, he sounded just like me! Hey, wait a minute...

silverotter11 comments on Nov 8, 2024:

LOL!! That's how my pie looks! Funny set!

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

Thanks!

Nobody gets you like your algorithm.

EricJones comments on Nov 8, 2024:

Love the grate, I wonder if that guy charges more for the brainy balloons.

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

I don't know, but he should.

Seriously....what're you all doing to find some comfort right now?

Pralina1 comments on Nov 8, 2024:

I am very upset and sadness will kick in the wknd when i am off . I have to finish the work week , i just want to walk away Saturday morning and go home free to realize what the fuck happen here and whats next . I feel sad about all the younger women and men . Just sad and anxious .

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

Just remember, all of you, you are NOT alone. There is power in solidarity, keep strong, keep your chins up for chrissakes!

Here's a bit of sunshine in an otherwise gloomy time.

pedigojr comments on Nov 8, 2024:

Washington State finally got rid of all the Republican state seats. We also said no to the republican sponsored attempt to gut the climate change rules and the attempt to get rid of the capital gains tax both of which were sponsored by a wealthy transplanted Californian. I sent a letter from our ...

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

That's fantastic. Resistance starts from the ground up. 😊

Good list. And, you know, good luck with it.

pamagain comments on Nov 7, 2024:

And so...we stand and fight, anywhere we can find a way!

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

Gotta keep trying. Drumming our fingers and humming funeral dirges won't get us anywhere.

Good list. And, you know, good luck with it.

TheoryNumber3 comments on Nov 8, 2024:

The dems in congress are going to have a tough time this term. They won't be able to get anything passed or stop the crazy legislation coming from the right.

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

I haven't given up on the house yet. If that goes, a big if, it's down to the filibuster. Dems may get their wish when the R's eliminate it, then it's a lot harder. But legislation can be undone. Mid terms in two years, and when people actually see the republican agenda enacted, there will be backlash.

Good list. And, you know, good luck with it.

racocn8 comments on Nov 8, 2024:

All that stuff is gone for the duration. We can say we don't accept the loss, but we have NO RECOURSE. Pray tell what it would be?

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

Even if we can't stop the fascist agenda, we can defy it, object to it, refuse to personally give in to it. Life is a wheel, this will go around and then come around. When it does, if we've worked hard and stood fast, there will be another day. I believe that.

Nobody gets you like your algorithm.

Betty comments on Nov 7, 2024:

Ah, Z. You managed to make me smile. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

You're welcome!

These were all rich guys, mostly they all owned slaves of some kind, and the electoral college was ...

pamagain comments on Nov 7, 2024:

Yup! But...will the Canadians take us in?

zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2024:

I dunno. They did during the Vietnam "conflict".

Good list. And, you know, good luck with it.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 7, 2024:

I 100% agree, and there is no room for negotiations.

zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2024:

@pamagain Nixon was not this bad. LBJ made some terrible mistakes but he wasn't trying to undermine the democracy based on blackmail by the Russians. Better analogy would be Reagan's duplicitous criminal administration in the 80's.

Now that trump has been elected for a second non-consecutive term, and he survives to get sworn in, ...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2024:

Move over Dubya. You too, Ronnie.

zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2024:

@pamagain You keep swinging the dead cat around republican presidents and it's hard to miss!

I know who I voted for.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2024:

Voted early, avoided the phone calls, but not the 15 texts a day. I typed in stop so many times that the predictive text puts in stop anytime I put an S in.

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2024:

Hah! I had the same experience with using stop on texts. It's like cutting the head off of a hydra, you spawn five or six more. Right off the bat, you get another text telling you won't get any more texts - which is lie! If I gave 10 bucks to everybody who texted me, I'd need to sell the house and go back to work. And, you know, fuck that! lol

I'll check back with you around 10 tonight.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2024:

I'm going to watch a relaxing movie like the Godfather where there is less violence.

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2024:

I just can't, I'm too much of a politics geek to let this go and relax for a movie. Although Rocky is always a reliable bit of comfort entertainment. LOL

I'll check back with you around 10 tonight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2024:

Where?

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz That looks like a reasonable split. I hope it holds up in reality. Monte Carlo simulations are only as good as the factors used as input and also the technique they use to generate random numbers (there are differences based on which approach you use). You'd think a Columbia guy would get it pretty close.

I'll check back with you around 10 tonight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2024:

Where?

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz AAhhh. Well, 10 for me here in eastern standard time. Ought to be some early results trickling in by then, and my mood may swing one way or the other, depending. But it's a small joke because as y'all know, I'm almost always kind. ;)

I'll check back with you around 10 tonight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2024:

Where?

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2024:

Probably right here.

A couple of messianic trump musings.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 4, 2024:

The conversation between "god" and satan is spot on!!

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2024:

@Dave375 Ahhhh, I see. Gotcha.

A couple of messianic trump musings.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 4, 2024:

The conversation between "god" and satan is spot on!!

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2024:

@Dave375 I think in this gag he knows it, and he compliments Lucifer for convincing people the opposite.

A couple of messianic trump musings.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 4, 2024:

The conversation between "god" and satan is spot on!!

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2024:

"god" has a point. LOL

Well, that's what moms are for, right? Keeps the psychiatrists in business....

Betty comments on Nov 4, 2024:

The spider finally got with the program. lol Poor mom, always burdened with the blame. Another fine set, Z. 🤴 Thank you for the chuckles. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2024:

You're welcome!

Well, that's what moms are for, right? Keeps the psychiatrists in business....

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2024:

a couple had me lol ing good set.

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2024:

Excellent, thanks pal!

Industrial strength ammonia in a power washer. Twice.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2024:

I'm amazed at the people on social security and veterans that don't realize that every budget that trump proposed cut their benefits and project 2025 proposes eliminating most of them. VA benefits would be restricted to those whose disabilities are the direct result of war.

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2024:

You get blinded by the bigoted rhetoric and it seems like a good choice, for some the only possible choice. Those people will be around for a while, unfortunately...it's a problem.

This sounds like a pegging gone wrong to me, Carlson claims it was a demon, I think it was his wife ...

michelle666gar comments on Nov 2, 2024:

I'm surprised he kept this "story" a secret until now! 🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2024:

He couldn't tell it until he made it up. So that' not a surprise. LOL

Wait, Harris-Walz?!!? What the....

michelle666gar comments on Nov 3, 2024:

Remember she's supposedly Pro-Choice! He probably threatened her, telling her she's going to wind up six feet under in his golf course next to his ex wife!

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2024:

I bet he he makes mobster threats like that all the time. What a thug.

And when he laughed, he sounded just like me! Hey, wait a minute...

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2024:

Good set.

zeuser replies on Nov 3, 2024:

Thanks, partner.

And when he laughed, he sounded just like me! Hey, wait a minute...

Betty comments on Nov 3, 2024:

Does that mean you have a clone or a twin. lol Fun set, Z. Thanks for the giggles. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 3, 2024:

Sure. You know for a long time, I used to run into someone at least once a year who looked pretty much just like me. It hasn't happened in a while, but the notion that we all have a doppelganger somewhere is a phenomenon I have personally experienced. More than once. One guy was even wearing the same kind of hat. LOL

Woohoo!!! It's Friday!!! 🎉🎉🎉🍻🍻🍻

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2024:

Happy Friday hon! But the image of that bald red face guy, that's gonna haunt me. Good set tonight!

zeuser replies on Nov 3, 2024:

@michelle666gar Ten to one Stephen King knows this guy! LOL

What more from this twatwaffle?!🙄🤣

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2024:

I saw that. Jesus tits who does he think his audience is? Putin, grinning to his buddies, "Da, that's how he ostoys my xep!"

zeuser replies on Nov 3, 2024:

@michelle666gar Yeah, practices on a microphone. How can he be bad? Good lord, what a douche.

Oooo, a FULL SIZE worm!

silverotter11 comments on Nov 2, 2024:

LOL! The insurance plan is pretty accurate. Good set!

zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2024:

Eternal life of damnation, that's how you get a lower rate. Makes a certain reverse logic sense, doesn't it?

Oooo, a FULL SIZE worm!

Betty comments on Nov 1, 2024:

Yes, to be young...right. ;) Fun set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2024:

@Betty Of course not, you're not a slinky! LOL

More interesting than a regular teller, and with enhanced up-selling

Betty comments on Nov 2, 2024:

Hmmm...Wonder what he is doing behind that curtain? ;) Funny set, Z. Thanks for the chuckles. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2024:

Voting his conscience and expressing an opinion, I'd wager. You're welcome!

Oooo, a FULL SIZE worm!

Betty comments on Nov 1, 2024:

Yes, to be young...right. ;) Fun set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2024:

@Betty Feels good if you're a slinky, though.

Woohoo!!! It's Friday!!! 🎉🎉🎉🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2024:

Registered for life as a sex offender?... No thanks, I have a 150 pound draw crossbow so afterwards all I have to do is dump the body in the street.... No paperwork no loud noises and I don't have to hire a lawyer...

zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2024:

Now I don't use my cock as a weapon, we agree on that. But you got a crossbow at the ready? I guess they'll only fuck with you just one time. Then, in the street? Yeah. 😜