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Just for Laughs
Nov 26, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Traveling salesman walks up the driveway and knocks on the door. After a while the door opens and a little boy, about 9, stands with a glass of whiskey in one hand and a cigar in the other. salesman says “Oh, hi. is you mummy or daddy home?” ...
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Just for Laughs
Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Thanksgiving leftovers. Hope y'all had a thankful day!
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Nov 22, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Travel tip: Always carry some cash to the boarding gate.
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Nov 22, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Prick his boil, then boil his prick.
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Nov 22, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Yeah, it's a horse race all right. You can smell the horseshit from here.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 21, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
I would LOVE to hear what the cheerleaders chant.
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Nov 20, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
What about rubber bands? Y'all need any rubber bands?
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Trump Pinata
Nov 20, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
If only he would say "And now my work here is done".
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 19, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Anything at all?
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Just for Laughs
Nov 19, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
And it is almost December, too.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 18, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
I figured something was going on there.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 18, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
A quick morning drop. About two feet or so it looks like. I'll post more later.
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Nov 17, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
There it is in black and white.
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Nov 17, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
He got this one right.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 17, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Quite the dilemma for any wingnut shitwit.
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Nov 16, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Now that I think about it, mine too.
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Nov 16, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Put 'em in Giuliani's wing.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 16, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Just the right touch of elegance, isn't it, Clarence?
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Quotes
Nov 15, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Another one I've been meaning to put out there.
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Nov 15, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
I've been meaning to post this for a while.
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Nov 15, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Now THAT is a very good question.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 15, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Unintentional MAGATS.
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Quotes
Nov 15, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
“The spectacle of what is called religion, or at any rate organized religion, in India and elsewhere, has filled me with horror and I have frequently condemned it and wished to make a clean sweep of it. Almost always it seemed to stand for blind ...
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Nov 14, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
He's a very funny guy.
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Nov 14, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Good likeness.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 14, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Looks like somebody's Johnson is on the chopping block.
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Nov 13, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
I'm going down? Make me!
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Nov 13, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
I'd guess low 40's.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 13, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
I understand they give you a great reception there, Bobo.
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Nov 12, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
It's a sign of something, and it ain't good.
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Nov 12, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
You can trade them in? Why didn't anybody tell me this 38 years ago?? Hi everybody! Y'all miss me? I missed y'all!
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Nov 12, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Except when it's property tax time....
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 12, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
To paraphrase Paulie Walnuts, it's like an ad for weight loss, before and waaaay before.
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Nov 5, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Oh baby, you mooooove me.
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Nov 5, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
The kids are finally getting their moment in the spotlight! And you have to thank maga mike for probably inspiring a lot more atheism. (wishful thinking, but a guy can dream, right?)
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 5, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Magic maga Mike, the johnson's johnson! It seems like every time one of these previously obscure wingers find the spotlight, each one is an order of magnitude worse than the ones before.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 3, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Get the gallows ready in case he doesn't, right Kari?
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Nov 3, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Sometimes, it doesn't even need any coffee to work.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Nov 3, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
The Johnson guy is a prick with ears, isn't he?
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Just for Laughs
Nov 1, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Mom and daughter should have come as a shot glass and a bic. A couple of Halloween leftovers.
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Oct 31, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Meep meep.
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Oct 31, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Only the best people.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 31, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Also, masks are prohibited.
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Just for Laughs
Oct 31, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
It's like two pickets to Titsburg, please.
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Oct 30, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
I got your Bachs here.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 30, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
When is he coming back?
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Oct 29, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Now if they actually DID have bones, they would scare the crap outta me.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 29, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
They gotta be down there somewhere. snort
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Oct 28, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Easy fellas. Over easy...
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Oct 28, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
The conundrum of our era with no apparent explanation that doesn't involve all-consuming bigotry.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 28, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Latest strike, no spares.
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Oct 27, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Easy to clean, too!
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 27, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Nice capitol you have here. Be a shame if something happened to it...
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Trump Pinata
Oct 26, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
He's the best crybaby, a crybaby that will make your head spin, a crybaby like you've never seen before.
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Oct 26, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Me: Hey, are you Batman? Batman: What?
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 26, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Know your words.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 25, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Hi-ho. hi-ho, it's off to bullshit we go...
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Just for Laughs
Oct 25, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
An apple a day....
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Just for Laughs
Oct 25, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Then and now.
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Oct 23, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
For the extra slippery criminal.
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Oct 23, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Still a loser.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 23, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
War is where you find it. Or start it. Or stumble into it.
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Oct 22, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
House speaker fiasco foreshadowing.
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Trump Pinata
Oct 22, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Krakens gotta krake.
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Oct 20, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
I forgot about the ribs!
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Oct 20, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Justice may be blind, but it ain't deaf.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 20, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Ichabod Crane reincarnated...
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Oct 18, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
And make it convincing, too.
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Trump Pinata
Oct 18, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Never surrender, you douchebag.
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Oct 16, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
It's a compound problem...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 16, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
The hard drive drives a hard bargain..
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Oct 14, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Not on the "10 best places to work" list, I guarantee you.
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Oct 14, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
MAL vending machine.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 14, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Whatever the reason, ban that frigging book.
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Oct 13, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Better than those goody two shoes onions, that's fer damn sure.
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Oct 13, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
They both must have looked very spiffy. LOL
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Oct 12, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Seems like a "shower" rather than a "grower" to me.
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Trump Pinata
Oct 12, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Doesn't everybody do that? No?
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Oct 11, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Verrrry funny, Ms. Bar Owner. Cleaning out some of my backlog from July.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 11, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
The predatory lenders need that money more than you do, plus it forces you into the workforce for shitty wages, so the oligarchs are happy too.
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Just for Laughs
Oct 10, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Gee, I sort of wanted a new iPad...
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Quotes
Oct 9, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
I always liked Frank, and I do miss him.
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Oct 9, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Auto correct knows best.
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Trump Pinata
Oct 9, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
I'd say it's time for a loooong vacation, say 15 to 40?
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Oct 8, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
They look vaguely Kryptonian to me.
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Oct 8, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Make America an ouroboros again.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 8, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Oooops, timing error.
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Trump Pinata
Oct 6, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Honestly, I was hoping he would try for the speaker's gavel just so he could be embarrassed again by a very low vote total. Actually, it would have been fun to see him get the gavel, not do anything but insult everybody, and have that vote to vacate ...
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Oct 6, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Maybe you can go into cartooning, honey.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 6, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Crank it up!
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Oct 5, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Keith has been around for a while.
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Oct 5, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Preach it, pop!
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 5, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
The joker is not wild, he's an asshole.
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Just for Laughs
Oct 4, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
This is the very conundrum that first made me question the horseshit of catholicism back when I was 13 or so. I identify with the young man in this cartoon.
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Oct 4, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Popular this time of year.
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Oct 4, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
After they cut off the power at dumbass tower.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 4, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
...and the really rich guys lived happily ever after. Everybody else fought over crumbs.
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Oct 3, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Dam right.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Oct 3, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Will ignore sexual abuse for votes.
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Oct 2, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser
Biased training data means biased AI's.
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