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Jan 3, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Even toys need to self-medicate occasionally.
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Quotes
Jan 3, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
"We’re tempted to think that the enemy of my enemy is my friend. It takes a genuine leader to remind us that most of the time, the enemy of our enemy is still a jackass." - Ben Sasse, retiring senator from Nebraska and the future president of the ...
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Just for Laughs
Jan 3, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
It has baffled us all for centuries.
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Just for Laughs
Jan 2, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
The Lonesome Stranger Ned decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Carl, so they loaded up Ned's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the...
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Just for Laughs
Jan 1, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
And I got the millenium wrong too.
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Posts
Jan 1, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Stand down! He's alive!
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Jan 1, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
Next, an octopus.
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Posts
Jan 1, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
New year, new advent calendar. ;)
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Trump Pinata
Jan 1, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser
This is the year, I feel it.
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Trump Pinata
Dec 30, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Putin's not-so-secret weapon. Bribing shameless American traitors.
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Dec 30, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Customer service rep yuks.
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Trump Pinata
Dec 30, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
The pinocchio imagery has taken on a life of its own.
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Trump Pinata
Dec 29, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Santosnocchio, a republican fairy tale for the next congress.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 29, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Speaking of calendars...
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Dec 29, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
It's time to just let go, people.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 29, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
That's fair.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 28, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Picture this, dunes as far as the eye can see...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 26, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Those chapsticks always give me hives, anyway.
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Quotes
Dec 26, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Nope, you sure can't. That's the whole point, I think.
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Dec 26, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Just another day hanging from the tree.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 26, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Which came first? Here's the answer.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 25, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Ok, ok, my last four xmas cartoons.
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Dec 25, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Angels can be SUCH drama queens. LOL
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Dec 25, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Off-loading my xmas and seasonal inventory, part 2.
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Dec 25, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Off-loading my winter and xmas inventory, part one.
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Trump Pinata
Dec 25, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Season's treason, y'all.
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Dec 24, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Bowl full of jelly? Who is that on the table?
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Trump Pinata
Dec 24, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
The deductible is a nice touch.
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Trump Pinata
Dec 24, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
May all your wishes come true. Wait, not you tubby.🤭
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Dec 23, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Some people just can't say it....
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Posts
Dec 23, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Nothing lasts forever, Benedict...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 23, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
There is attitude and then there is positive attitude! Life is not the way it's supposed to be - it's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference. After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Navy fighter pilot ...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 22, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
It went quick.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 22, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Stick to the traditional fruit cake next year.
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Dec 21, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Dad's xmas. sigh
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Dec 21, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Pizza is a demanding discipline.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 21, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Worse than getting whacked?
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Trump Pinata
Dec 20, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Get the Pine-Sol ready.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 20, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Remember, he doesn't HAVE to come back next year.
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Quotes
Dec 20, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
"Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing." Salvador Dali
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Dec 20, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Wait...350 are about the same sweepstakes that I've already won.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 20, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Tis the season!!
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Dec 19, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Dietary restrictions on the fly.
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Dec 19, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Dreading the doctor visit.
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Dec 19, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
They can each lift 100 times their own weight, ya know.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 19, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Seasonal greetings!
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Just for Laughs
Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Should have gotten a frappuccino.
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Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
The wine is always talking, you know?
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Posts
Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Ok, I got a Trump card cartoon of my own.
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Posts
Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Yes dear...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Plus they overcharged you for this anvil...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 16, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
At least he went to the support group meeting.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 15, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Relationship clarity takes a little time.
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Trump Pinata
Dec 15, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Probably one of his better solicitors..
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Quotes
Dec 14, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
“When the last man who remembers the horrors of the last great war dies, the next great war becomes inevitable.” - Arnold Toynbee
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Dec 13, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
This is a common freelance dilemma.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 13, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Some people get better looking with age, but some never do.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 12, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
In Moscow, a nun was standing on a corner waiting for a bus. A Russian soldier ran up to the nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.” The nun grudgingly agreed. A moment later, two Russian military...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 12, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Also, good paying jobs for deviled eggs.
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Posts
Dec 10, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Us white guys can frequently miss the obvious. Sorry.
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Trump Pinata
Dec 10, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
I wonder if the people who make Sharpie are going to tell him to knock that shit off.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 10, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
You have to love a thorough physician.
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Posts
Dec 10, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Sometimes, two monsters simply grow apart.
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Trump Pinata
Dec 10, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Oooo, signed copies!!
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Dec 9, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
I'll keep an eye out for ya!
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Trump Pinata
Dec 9, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Cannons can backfire, ya know. Heh.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 8, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Just so there's a record of it.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 8, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
No doubt looking for a gull friend.
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Dec 6, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Even at the pearly gates, you gotta ask. LOL
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Trump Pinata
Dec 6, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Gotta be the shoes. Heh.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 5, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Seasonal favorite.
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Posts
Dec 3, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
See, there's still a pole involved...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 3, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
How did they understand each other?
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Just for Laughs
Dec 3, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Steve lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present, and a camcorder be in place to record his last ...
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Posts
Dec 2, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Now THAT'S a watch dog.
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Trump Pinata
Dec 2, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Tough job.
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Posts
Dec 1, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Better than the guy who has to get the stool sample.
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Trump Pinata
Dec 1, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
Simple test, easy A. If you aren't a bigot, that is.
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Just for Laughs
Dec 1, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser
"F" for "Flooded".
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Just for Laughs
Nov 30, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Take it! - Yogi Berra
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Just for Laughs
Nov 30, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Ever wonder where the bees found flowers?
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Trump Pinata
Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Fine dining at MAGA Lardo.
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Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
I bet you can use the same wheel for VRBO too.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Looks better than the cotton candy on top now.
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Nov 28, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Old habits die hard. In some cases, a LOT harder.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 28, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Good strategy for any movie heroine.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 27, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Another reason the bible is full of shit.
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Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Who'd be interested, for one thing?
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Trump Pinata
Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Sorry, he doesn't ring a bell.
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Posts
Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Sometimes, you just have to knock it off.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Looney tunes both here and abroad. Not funny, just looney.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 25, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Can't even get a beer to celebrate.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 24, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Edible is better than crypto. Happy Thanksgiving, you big bunch of heathens!
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Just for Laughs
Nov 23, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Imagine an electric carving knife in the shower scene. Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!
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Just for Laughs
Nov 23, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Some sound holiday advice from your favorite Auntie.
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Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
I wonder if they employ any C Pee A's.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Strong women don't worry about shit like this. Thank goodness.
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Just for Laughs
Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Music can be infectious.
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Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser
Ask any beta tester.
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