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Mar 30, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Oh yeah? Well who chases a laser dot, Mr. Fuzzy?
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Mar 29, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Don't worry, the starvation will kill me first.
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Mar 29, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
NBC still trying hard for that conservative audience.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Mar 28, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Treason-air. LOL
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Mar 27, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
See if you can spot the rat.
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Mar 27, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
What's in a name? This was probably a good marketing move.
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Mar 26, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Probably where the buns come from too. Heh.
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Mar 25, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
You can study animal anatomy, but you have to learn how to spell on your own DOCK.
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Mar 25, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
The latest appeals court judgment (crooked, if you ask me) reducing the bond and giving this pile of diarrhea 10 more days to post it, just delays the inevitable.
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Mar 25, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
School vouchers suck.
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Mar 24, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.” — Albert Einstein
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Mar 24, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
"Dibs on the sudafed", said Ted Nugent.
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Mar 24, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Actually, I think millenials are getting a bad rap. My kids are millenials, and their regular ethics and their work ethics completely above board. Maybe this guy in the cartoon should ask himself why he offends an entire generation.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Mar 24, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Good to be able to post again. Still saying - think of the children.
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Mar 23, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Right, think of the children.
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Just for Laughs
Mar 20, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Us boomers sort of lucked out too, though. If that's what you want to call it.
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Mar 20, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Shake it off, lardass.
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Mar 19, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Ironically, Absolut is made in Sweden, a new NATO member.
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Mar 19, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Might be time to listen to the infomercial, you know?
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Mar 18, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Loafers would have been a better fit for spray tan Florida man.
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Mar 18, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Even google can't help this poor schmuck..
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Mar 18, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
The pig in the meme has a better complexion, but you get the point.
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Mar 18, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
I THOUGHT Mike Johnson reminded me of someone...isn't that special?
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Just for Laughs
Mar 17, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
In recognition of one of the most whitewashed genocidal dicks in church history.
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Mar 17, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
That's just how I roll...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Mar 17, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Second amendment lemonade stand in any red state.
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Just for Laughs
Mar 16, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
It's tricky to stay above the fray and still fly just under the radar.
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Mar 15, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Bonus: all animal set of stolen memes and cartoons!
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Mar 15, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
I never tip on the pad they hand you, I always ask where the tip jar is.
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Mar 13, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Rollin' with Boelyn.
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Mar 13, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Alex Jones is missing the real crisis actor here.
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Mar 13, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
That, my friends, is all it takes.
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Mar 13, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
You cheating fanboi, you...
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Mar 12, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
I like to inspire as well as entertain..
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Mar 11, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Give that girl some black nail polish and a spiked collar.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Mar 11, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Somewhere near Tuscaloosa....
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Trump Pinata
Mar 10, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Now Putin (or "Poten" as the syphillitic asshole calls him) has two of his sock puppets praising each other. Hey, it completely fools all of us, am I right? Jesus tits.
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Just for Laughs
Mar 10, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Sometimes you just gotta kick back...
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Just for Laughs
Mar 9, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Relax, TSA probably confiscated the knives prior to boarding. Probably.
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Mar 8, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
This is from a Jennifer Rubin (Washington Post) email. Distinguished people of the week Mainstream journalists refuse to cover Trump’s mental and emotional defects with anything remotely approaching the fervor they show about exploring the ...
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Mar 8, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Don't make a rash decision when you order for takeout.
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Mar 7, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
In this state, we hibernate, not against laws, to use our claws.
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Mar 6, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
They were never in the same picture together, either.
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Mar 5, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Nice shot. Practice makes perfect.
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Mar 4, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Do you feel better now, Mr. Whiskers? Do you?
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Mar 4, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Look at how shiny they are!
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Mar 3, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
I might not have said it first, but I said it best.
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Mar 3, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
You should have stayed there, kid.
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Mar 3, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Roman ancestor.
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Mar 2, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
Let's think of some shoe names, shall we? Just spitballin' here, all input welcome.
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Mar 1, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by zeuser
You picked the wrong cat to pull this on, Erwin.
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Feb 29, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Happy chef, happy customers.
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Feb 28, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Since it's about time to hit the sack for me, here's a quick sentiment.
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Feb 28, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Plus, I heard the barre was passe.
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Feb 27, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Yeah, but it's laughing WITH you, not AT you.
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Feb 27, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Not quite done with the shoes. Here's a classic ankle monitor look.
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Feb 26, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
This trips up a lot of people.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 26, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Honestly, I would be right there with the chicken.
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Feb 25, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
I think this one might be made up. ;)
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Feb 25, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
The last one seemed popular, so, bonus dad joke 2. I invented an air freshener that’s controlled by your mind. It makes scents when you think about it.
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Feb 25, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
You gotta take your inspiration where you find it.
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Feb 24, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Bonus dad joke. I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no. Good, he said. Take these drinks to table 9. rim shot
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Feb 24, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
A very short valedictory address.
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Feb 23, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Looks cozy though, doesn't it?
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Feb 22, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Stay tuned for our broadcast of the play "Cats".
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Feb 22, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Fox host claims Black voters will back Trump because they 'love sneakers' "Benign" racist reason why the arsewipe sold sneakers in Philly. Seriously. I'm just...I can't even..
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Feb 21, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
You can do it for George Harrison music as well as Ravi Shankar music.
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Feb 21, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
This was just a rebranding scam all along.
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Feb 20, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
He needs it to charge Adam's apple.
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Feb 20, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
He's right, you know.
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Feb 19, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Also, here's your heart, I don't want it anymore.
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Feb 19, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Good idea, but no dice, jerkwad.
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Feb 18, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Tough business.
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Feb 17, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Hill to table, fresh as you can get...
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Feb 17, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Um, what kind of puppy, hon?
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 17, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Time to relax for the house bullshit party.
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Trump Pinata
Feb 17, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Wait til Fani joins this group. That will be some cell-door clinkin' behind you fun.
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Feb 16, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Well well, someone is on the hook for 355 million smackers, and his two useless sons are also fined 4 mil apiece. Weisserman, his weasly CFO, was fined a million. Letitia James looked around the corner and said "Peek-a-boo, motherfecker!" ...
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Feb 16, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Acrophobic health epiphany..
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Feb 15, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Wasn't that hump on the other side yesterday?
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Just for Laughs
Feb 13, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Yeah, but would it be art?
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Just for Laughs
Feb 12, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
The polkas are the worst.
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Feb 11, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Stretch it, stretch it....
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Feb 11, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
And based on what I know he's going to have to pay, they WILL start bouncing.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 11, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Another despicable russian asset in a cheap suit.
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Feb 11, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Quick early opener for superbowl Sunday.
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Feb 10, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
...and don't call me honey
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Feb 9, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
You need to hurry before things start to warm up.
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 9, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Conservative delusions.
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Feb 8, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Pretty accurate, kiddo.
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Feb 7, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Straight up, no olive, with a twist please...
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Feb 6, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Giant wizard? Gizzard? Blizzard?
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Feb 6, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Y'all see this?
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Feb 5, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Now double click to accept...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 5, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
To be fair, that first one works both ways.
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Feb 3, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
We're all adults here, right?
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Feb 2, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
There are some key differences when people start with "what about".
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Feb 2, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Mirrors are a different story, but hey...
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Feb 1, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
The eyes have it. Visine for everybody!
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Feb 1, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Brining back tupperware and book burnings, today's conservatives.
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