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Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

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You can feed 'em tofu, but no big macs.

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Dec 3, 2022Dec 2022

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How did they understand each other?

Nov 17, 2020Nov 2020

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He's onto something here.

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Stretch it, stretch it....

Jan 28, 2022Jan 2022

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From one of my Latino pals. I don’t know if I would like to ask for the visa.

Sep 14, 2023Sep 2023

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“The comfort of the rich depends on an abundant supply of the poor.” - Voltaire

Just for Laughs

Jun 9, 2021Jun 2021

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Larson confronts the age old question....

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Dec 17, 2020Dec 2020

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Art majors, this one's for you.

Feb 17, 2023Feb 2023

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I'm a danger man in a dangerous city and I lead a dangerous life...

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Jul 17, 2021Jul 2021

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It's not as hard as they'd like you to believe.

Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

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Personally, I can't pass up a good creme brulee either.

Aug 23, 2019Aug 2019

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This is sort of a long read but it's a very interesting perspective of the planetary punchline we call our president. Worth your time, it has a good deal of validity if you ask me.

Aug 31, 2022Aug 2022

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We are now at DEFCON 1.

Jan 4, 2023Jan 2023

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Prove that you are not a robot. LOL

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Nov 18, 2023Nov 2023

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I figured something was going on there.

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Nov 6, 2022Nov 2022

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Not as judgmental as a philly guy seeing what they call a cheesesteak anyplace south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Nov 8, 2020Nov 2020

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This is one of my high school classmates with her mom standing in front of Joe Biden's childhood home in Scranton, about a mile and a half from where I grew up. Yesterday, there was a parade of folks who showed up on N. Washington Ave., like my ...

Just for Laughs

Nov 29, 2021Nov 2021

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Good to do this every so often.

Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

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A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it.

Nov 10, 2022Nov 2022

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Stroke, Natasha, stoke!

Just for Laughs

Jan 13, 2022Jan 2022

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Here are a few I had kicking around my hard drive.

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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Sep 11, 2023Sep 2023

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Given the state of commercial real estate and the debt associated with the property, that probably wouldn't even cover his settlement.

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Jul 2, 2022Jul 2022

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Rust in pieces.

Jan 8, 2023Jan 2023

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Truth from George.

May 12, 2022May 2022

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General & Hellos

Apr 22, 2019Apr 2019

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Many thanks to the operators of this site for my stylish t-shirt and cool pen. You guys are all right with me. 8-)

Just for Laughs

Oct 27, 2021Oct 2021

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Even capitalists have their limits.

Apr 14, 2022Apr 2022

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Pretty savvy, am I right? Two criminals comparing notes.

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Attention all you wannabe Nazis, this one's for you.

Posted by zeuser

Try sulfuric acid, you prick.

Just for Laughs

Dec 20, 2022Dec 2022

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Tis the season!!

Dec 10, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser

I wonder if the people who make Sharpie are going to tell him to knock that shit off.

Conservative Bashers

Sep 6, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by zeuser

Stopping crime before it happens in Alabama.

Conservative Bashers

Sep 25, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by zeuser

It's good to have goals, I guess. Plus, they really don't like Sen. Fetterman, do they? LOL

Mar 29, 2019Mar 2019

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Hmmm, I detect a pattern across the decades.

Dec 24, 2023Dec 2023

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I wanna see how THAT pollination works...

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Now bring in that lady who was cut in half...

Just for Laughs

Mar 22, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by zeuser

Devil in the French press.

Sep 6, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by zeuser

Geez, would you look at the time? YAAWWWN

Silly, Random & Fun

Dec 5, 2018Dec 2018

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We may have some cause for optimism.

Aug 31, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser

We're all outta cake, hon.

Just for Laughs

May 25, 2022May 2022

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Well, that's my job, so....

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May 28, 2022May 2022

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A very woody situation here.

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Mar 20, 2021Mar 2021

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Happy spring , y'all! 🌞

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Mar 2, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by zeuser

For all you word lovers... A boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what's the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for...

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Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

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Who remembers chat rooms, back when the internet was much cruder than now, in the middle 90's? This site has a similar vibe, not quite the same. But then, there was a sense of adventure chatting with people from around the world because it was all so...

Aug 12, 2018Aug 2018

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Gotta love Miss Manners.

Just for Laughs

Feb 1, 2023Feb 2023

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No brush required.

Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

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Conservative Bashers

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Go tell the goat to hide, girl.

Just for Laughs

Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Like he's smart enough to do that.

Feb 1, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser

At least he checked in to see.

Oct 29, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by zeuser

Guilty, guilty, guilty! Blast from the past. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Jul 10, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

You may be aware of the fact that the current "administration" is seeking to have the entire ACA declared unconstitutional. It's a silly argument, but the courts have been packed with wingnut judges, so you know, it might happen. You also may have ...

Just for Laughs

Dec 7, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

I know we are mostly agnostics and atheists here, but this is funny. :) Three Pilots at the Pearly Gates A Christmas Story Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. Saint Peter said, 'In honor of this holy...

Oct 1, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

It's worth a try.

Just for Laughs

Sep 17, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

A LOT of it "tastes funny" recently.

Oct 10, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

When you can't find your size, I guess this is what's left.

Apr 10, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by zeuser

Beer goggles, we used to call them.

Nov 22, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Meanwhile, in Bloom County...

Just for Laughs

Feb 15, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some serious mansplaining going on here.

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Nov 13, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Paint what you know.

Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by zeuser

LINKThere Will Soon Be a “Congressional Freethought Caucus” on Capitol Hill – Friendly Atheist

A step in the right direction.

Jul 6, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Can he pull another Houdini?

Jan 8, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

I dunno if you can consider song lyrics to be quotations, exactly. But I've made a career out of imposing meaning on various phenomena by classifying and cross referencing them. So I was impressed with this graphic, which the moderator can feel free ...

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Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

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Inspirational words.

Jul 6, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Are you strapped, or did you forget to strap up?

Jan 6, 2023Jan 2023

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Check yourself....

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Rich person's disease.

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Hey, Santa Anna! Pick two! nyuck nyuck

Just for Laughs

Mar 18, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Did anybody bother to get the machine's input?

Aug 25, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser

I'd say that it's already known.

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Nov 21, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser

I would LOVE to hear what the cheerleaders chant.

Just for Laughs

Jul 5, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

I know my chicken. You gotta know your chicken.

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Next, splitting infinitives with jello shots.

Just for Laughs

Apr 11, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

It makes some pictures impossible for me to see in a theater any more.

Aug 10, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by zeuser

I WANT that bumper sticker.

Posted by zeuser

Fox host claims Black voters will back Trump because they 'love sneakers' "Benign" racist reason why the arsewipe sold sneakers in Philly. Seriously. I'm just...I can't even..

Just for Laughs

Jan 3, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser

It has baffled us all for centuries.

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Mar 2, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by zeuser

When "do it yourself" is the wrong approach. 😏

Jun 27, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by zeuser

A bargain at any price. 😜🤣

Nov 16, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser

Now that I think about it, mine too.

Just for Laughs

Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

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Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

What's in a name? This was probably a good marketing move.

Just for Laughs

Jan 10, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser

Never hurts to ask.

Jan 8, 2022Jan 2022

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Aug 28, 2022Aug 2022

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Lookin' at you, shorty.

Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Sadly, this whole thing was more than just a phone call - that was just how we found out about it. "Ukraine got their aid, so I DID NOTHING WRONG". Here's a timeline.

Just for Laughs

Mar 4, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

He must have really screwed it up this time.

Aug 28, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

And these aren't funny, either.

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

Bonus Word Joke A bounty hunter rides into a small wild-west town one day, and heads straight for the Sheriff’s office to see if there are any bad guys that need rounding up. “Well”’ said the Sheriff. “There’s only the...

Oct 31, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Happy Halloween, y'all!

Just for Laughs

Oct 23, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by zeuser

Just like a football game, "...and there's the hand off!"

Jan 3, 2023Jan 2023

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"We’re tempted to think that the enemy of my enemy is my friend. It takes a genuine leader to remind us that most of the time, the enemy of our enemy is still a jackass." - Ben Sasse, retiring senator from Nebraska and the future president of the ...

Just for Laughs

Jan 8, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

Any Ag.com scientists out there? Mrs. Einstein finally came around and admitted to her husband that she actually did agree with his General Theory of Relativity. To which Albert replied ---- "Well, it's about time!"

Apr 8, 2022Apr 2022

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Nobel laureate in physics, a clear thinker.

Just for Laughs

Oct 23, 2022Oct 2022

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Language can be tricky.

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Dec 22, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser

Stick to the traditional fruit cake next year.

May 11, 2023May 2023

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