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Sep 27, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by zeuser

Everybody wanted it to go back to the states, according to the bloviating gas bag.

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Sep 28, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by zeuser

That first one doesn't pass the smell test.

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Oct 2, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

Nothing to see here. LOL

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Oct 3, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

It's like breathing exercises, but with a keyboard.

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Oct 7, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

A lesson many never learn is when and where to back the fuck off.

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Oct 10, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

Oooo, that's the twilight zone all right...

Oct 12, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

You ain't necessarily smart just because you're real rich.

Just for Laughs

Oct 14, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

Sounds like a less stressful lifestyle, or, I dunno, deathstyle?

Oct 18, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

And syphilis ain't too happy about it either.

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Oct 18, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

I did that almost 7 years ago to the day and I never regretted it.

Oct 19, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

Should be crowded in there, but without a brain, plenty of room.

Oct 21, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

That's the true meaning of IVF in Trumpworld.

Just for Laughs

Oct 21, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

I've resorted to that fragrance myself once or twice.

HARRIS / WALZ Fanatics

Oct 22, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

Key error by Brett.

Just for Laughs

Oct 22, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

Rub their bellies, they'll fall asleep.

Nov 7, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

Good list. And, you know, good luck with it.

Nov 9, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

I won't do that stupid salute.

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Nov 10, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

They love them their cheap eggs. Dickheads.

Nov 14, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

I wonder if countries that ban convicted felons will let our own "Mr. 34 felonies" into their countries, ankle monitor or not.

Just for Laughs

Nov 14, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

Didn't work with me, maybe it will help some others.

Nov 15, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

And then there was that incident with your younger brother...

Nov 17, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

Still wondering what it means to "let Trump be Trump"?

Just for Laughs

Nov 17, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works...LOL

Nov 21, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

Yeah, it's more of a mistake than I thought it was,, too.

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Nov 24, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

Ethics, for some, is apparently on a continuum of sorts.

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Nov 25, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

To be fair, Elmer Fudd probably wouldn't have done much better.

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Nov 28, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

Movies from the 70's, a less animal friendly time.

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Nov 29, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

Exasperated sigh.

Dec 2, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

Stephen Miller has the looks for some commercial promotion opportunities..

Just for Laughs

Dec 5, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

Anyone else with latency issues?

Dec 7, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

I prefer Rodin's version, to be honest.

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Dec 8, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

Remember when, RFK version. As Tony Soprano once said, "Remember when is the lowest form of conversation."

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Dec 12, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

...even the girls.

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Dec 13, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

Not very nice, and certainly not in the holiday spirit.

Dec 17, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

From a parade in Germany, a special edition of the zeuser Trump posts for today only - all floats!

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Dec 19, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

Et tu, anchovy-paste?

Dec 20, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

I've been thinking, RFK needed a logo...

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Dec 20, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

Good assumptions, pretty accurate if you ask me.

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Dec 24, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

That time of year - eve edition.

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Dec 26, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

If they are out of trash, I can live with Jellystone picnic basket.

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Dec 27, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

STILL that time of year.

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Dec 30, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

I'm relieved that my dad didn't have to find out that what he fought for, and the progress in medicine and public health we have made, is now disintegrating.

Dec 30, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

After the journalists, then the educated.

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

Say it right or shut your pie hole..

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Posted by zeuser

This just came up in "memories" on messenger. Har har!

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

I've got a bone to pick with you, mister...

Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 21, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by zeuser

LINKWATCH: Kentucky college students find a hilarious way to shut down a raving street preacher

May 24, 2018May 2018

Posted by zeuser

Anybody get a medallion you don't want anymore? I'd love to get my hands on one. :

Aug 8, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

On this day in 1974, the trickster said he was resigning in a nationally televised speech. I remember watching him on the tube. Here's how it might have gone down if twitter were available to him.

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

What would you do, and would you confess?

Aug 29, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

What if he really did shoot someone on 5th Avenue? Good take on the midterms.

Dec 31, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

Recruiting trick.

General & Hellos

Feb 14, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

I know the people who do this won't care, and I really don't care either except I don't like shortcut cheating. But my policy now is if I see a post from someone, and that individual makes sure he or she is the first one to comment on their own ...

Feb 24, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

Sure he lies, but how many different ways, and what is he trying to accomplish with each one? Good analysis of a more effective way to report the lies, bullshitting, and gaslighting.

Community Senate

Mar 30, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

Good job @SiteSupport for fixing the reaction glitch. That was quick for a Saturday. 8-)

Just for Laughs

Apr 4, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

This can happen if you give your life to cheeses.

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Apr 6, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

And he had 5 solid minutes of material too. 8-)

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Apr 21, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Now let me get this straight...

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May 8, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

On the other hand, the door is not complaining.

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May 12, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Explain this away, Pat Robertson.

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Jun 6, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

I almost posted this to the Trump Pinata group. But we're still looking for the floor there.

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Jun 13, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Gotta love someone trying new things...

Jun 17, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Fake landslide...

Jun 24, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says, can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." Bertrand Russell, A History of Western Philosophy -AMV

Just for Laughs

Jul 28, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Just so long as he doesn't get into the habit...

Aug 6, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Maybe they can jail him for skipping town before he paid his bills.

Aug 30, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Remember that business about nuking hurricanes? This might clarify the motivation.

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Sep 24, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by zeuser

I couldn't decide whether this was geography or art.

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Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by zeuser

Meteoric career well played.

Nov 15, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Fear is a reaction. Courage is a decision. Winston Churchill

Nov 16, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

I got a favor for you right here in my pocket. Guess what it is.

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Dec 24, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by zeuser

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Mar 24, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by zeuser

Really? Is that a lion?

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Apr 5, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

What day is it today?

Apr 10, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

There is a reason you have that sinking feeling.

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Apr 15, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

Let's see if my image posts. If not, I'll try the comments.

Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

That's the damn truth.

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Apr 28, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

I'd love to give one, but... .

May 9, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is the good old American ingenuity I know and love!

May 25, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Now, watch this drive.

Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

I can understand Republicans not supporting the imbecile's re-election, but some of them are surprising even me.

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Jun 19, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Who remembers this golden oldie from Alvin and the Chipmunks? 🤣

Aug 19, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by zeuser

OK, this is a little snarky.

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Oct 14, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

Some mail is never delayed.

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Nov 13, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Come on, it's funny. ;)

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Nov 21, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Thanksgiving at the Disney staff party.

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Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

The struggle is real.for all of us.

Nov 29, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Son, this brings up some bad memories for me.

Dec 1, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Maybe this will work, ya think?

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Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Annoying habit.

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Dec 10, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

My guess would be a new tablet. LOL

Dec 12, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. Herbert Spencer

Dec 31, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

I am not a big fan of the concept of "saints", but still... “Charity is no substitute for justice withheld.” St. Augustine

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Jan 4, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

See, you swab up some of your motor oil and send it to these guys...

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Jan 6, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

The original snow blower.

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Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

It's hard to face the truth sometimes.

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Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

But the recipe says "First, you take a leek ..."

Jan 14, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

This looks like a good side hustle.

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Jan 18, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

One size does NOT fit all.

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Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Aw, she's growing up! ❤️

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