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Jul 24, 2024Jul 2024

Posted by zeuser

Fair is fair, after all.

Just for Laughs

Jul 24, 2024Jul 2024

Posted by zeuser

Definitely NOT the father of the year.

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Jul 25, 2024Jul 2024

Posted by zeuser

That alphabet is for the birds..

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Jul 30, 2024Jul 2024

Posted by zeuser

I am renowned for my cheesy humor,

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Aug 5, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

They call me "Whitehead". LOL

Aug 6, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

Buck buck buckAAAAWW.

Just for Laughs

Aug 6, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

Where you put the periods makes a difference.

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Aug 11, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

Hmmm, it's just something about the guy...

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Aug 14, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

It always pays to read the fine print, and check for spelling.

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Aug 17, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

This will be after the throat punch.

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Aug 21, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

That guy back there washing the dishes has two!

Just for Laughs

Aug 23, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

Bonus - All Painting Memes I've accumulated a lot of these, and I still have a lot more. I don't like to use too many at a time in my ordinary posts, but here's a bunch all at once. How old am I? As old as fine wine, I guess.

HARRIS / WALZ Fanatics

Aug 23, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

Yeah, yeah, great acceptance speech, but she did miss the opportunity to rebut several key points of republican emphasis.

Just for Laughs

Aug 25, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

Look at him with a mirror to see what's wrong! A side note, the author of the quote about emojis is my personal friend, Mike Boyd. Mike is the principle source of many of the things I post here in agnostic. I told him that I always steal his stuff. ...

HARRIS / WALZ Fanatics

Aug 25, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

I love that first picture.

HARRIS / WALZ Fanatics

Aug 26, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

It was a novelty. Subject, verb, direct object. Just one after the other.

Just for Laughs

Aug 26, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

Cap learns that hydra doesn't like bad puns.

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Aug 27, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

Could you connect me to the minor burn center, please?

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Aug 28, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

Good safety tip.

Aug 30, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

That first one is fiction, but it's not that far-fetched, is it?

Aug 31, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

Another "abby normal" worm-damaged cranium joins the maga-lardo brain trust.

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Aug 31, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by zeuser

Don't feed them!

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Sep 3, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by zeuser

What? Yeah, here's a packet of BBQ sauce...

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Sep 4, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by zeuser

Make sure to order it on the honey bun.

Sep 8, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by zeuser

The ultimate dangers of always projecting.

Sep 11, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by zeuser

When they finally catch on to a grifter, people tend to get a little miffed.

Sep 13, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by zeuser

“In order to be a successful politician one must have grey hair to appear distinguished, wear glasses to appear wise and have hemorrhoids in order to appear serious at all times.” - Senator Everett Dirksen

Just for Laughs

Sep 17, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by zeuser

Wait til you see what happened to the guy who wanted to be a famous pianist.

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Sep 19, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by zeuser

Are you late? Let's see, does 'leven start with a 'e' or an 'l'?

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Sep 25, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by zeuser

Get the bomb squad!

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Sep 26, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by zeuser

More All Artwork Memes I've got a deserter from the czar's army in my background. That's worth knowing. LOL

Sep 27, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by zeuser

Everybody wanted it to go back to the states, according to the bloviating gas bag.

Just for Laughs

Sep 28, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by zeuser

That first one doesn't pass the smell test.

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Oct 2, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

Nothing to see here. LOL

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Oct 3, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

It's like breathing exercises, but with a keyboard.

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Oct 7, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

A lesson many never learn is when and where to back the fuck off.

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Oct 10, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

Oooo, that's the twilight zone all right...

Oct 12, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

You ain't necessarily smart just because you're real rich.

Just for Laughs

Oct 14, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

Sounds like a less stressful lifestyle, or, I dunno, deathstyle?

Oct 18, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

And syphilis ain't too happy about it either.

Just for Laughs

Oct 18, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

I did that almost 7 years ago to the day and I never regretted it.

Oct 19, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

Should be crowded in there, but without a brain, plenty of room.

Oct 21, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

That's the true meaning of IVF in Trumpworld.

Just for Laughs

Oct 21, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

I've resorted to that fragrance myself once or twice.

HARRIS / WALZ Fanatics

Oct 22, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

Key error by Brett.

Just for Laughs

Oct 22, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by zeuser

Rub their bellies, they'll fall asleep.

Nov 7, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

Good list. And, you know, good luck with it.

Nov 9, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

I won't do that stupid salute.

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Nov 10, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

They love them their cheap eggs. Dickheads.

Nov 14, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

I wonder if countries that ban convicted felons will let our own "Mr. 34 felonies" into their countries, ankle monitor or not.

Just for Laughs

Nov 14, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

Didn't work with me, maybe it will help some others.

Nov 15, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

And then there was that incident with your younger brother...

Nov 17, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

Still wondering what it means to "let Trump be Trump"?

Just for Laughs

Nov 17, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works...LOL

Nov 21, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

Yeah, it's more of a mistake than I thought it was,, too.

Just for Laughs

Nov 24, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

Ethics, for some, is apparently on a continuum of sorts.

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Nov 25, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

To be fair, Elmer Fudd probably wouldn't have done much better.

Just for Laughs

Nov 28, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

Movies from the 70's, a less animal friendly time.

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Nov 29, 2024Nov 2024

Posted by zeuser

Exasperated sigh.

Dec 2, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

Stephen Miller has the looks for some commercial promotion opportunities..

Just for Laughs

Dec 5, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

Anyone else with latency issues?

Dec 7, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

I prefer Rodin's version, to be honest.

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Dec 8, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

Remember when, RFK version. As Tony Soprano once said, "Remember when is the lowest form of conversation."

Just for Laughs

Dec 12, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

...even the girls.

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Dec 13, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

Not very nice, and certainly not in the holiday spirit.

Dec 17, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

From a parade in Germany, a special edition of the zeuser Trump posts for today only - all floats!

Just for Laughs

Dec 19, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

Et tu, anchovy-paste?

Dec 20, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

I've been thinking, RFK needed a logo...

Just for Laughs

Dec 20, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

Good assumptions, pretty accurate if you ask me.

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Dec 24, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

That time of year - eve edition.

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Dec 26, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

If they are out of trash, I can live with Jellystone picnic basket.

Just for Laughs

Dec 27, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

STILL that time of year.

Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers

Dec 30, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

I'm relieved that my dad didn't have to find out that what he fought for, and the progress in medicine and public health we have made, is now disintegrating.

Dec 30, 2024Dec 2024

Posted by zeuser

After the journalists, then the educated.

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

Say it right or shut your pie hole..

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

This just came up in "memories" on messenger. Har har!

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

I've got a bone to pick with you, mister...

Posted by zeuser

He has essentially admitted this. So has she, I might add.

Posted by zeuser

I spent yesterday seething. I'm back now.

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

Avoiding the quack-up.

Posted by zeuser

Listen to your lawyers, scumbag.

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

Immovable art. Where's the souvenir shop? LOL

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

Nothing more distracting than an obviously fake accent, may weee?

Posted by zeuser

Not sure which presidential transition was actually worse.

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

Chamber of commerce promotions that haven't aged well, chapter 1.

Posted by zeuser

This is pretty long, but it is insightful, accurate as far as I can tell, and compelling. There is a logic to the destruction.

Posted by zeuser

Ben Franklin is notably not too worried about this.

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

And remember, don't moon me!

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

Some people are very impressionable. Some are just followers, not leaders.

Posted by zeuser

Don't let them gaslight you. There are foxes, weasels, and chicken hawks in the hen house.

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Posted by zeuser

BUT, you still can never leave.

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

Spread it far and wide, I would say.

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

Nominations for who inhabits the intersection, anybody? I know I have a couple in mind.

Posted by zeuser

Real deal meaning.

Just for Laughs

Posted by zeuser

But he can make the other guy sweat. LOL

Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 21, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by zeuser

LINKWATCH: Kentucky college students find a hilarious way to shut down a raving street preacher

May 24, 2018May 2018

Posted by zeuser

Anybody get a medallion you don't want anymore? I'd love to get my hands on one. :

Aug 8, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

On this day in 1974, the trickster said he was resigning in a nationally televised speech. I remember watching him on the tube. Here's how it might have gone down if twitter were available to him.

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

What would you do, and would you confess?

Aug 29, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

What if he really did shoot someone on 5th Avenue? Good take on the midterms.

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