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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 5, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
To be fair, that first one works both ways.
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Just for Laughs
Feb 3, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
We're all adults here, right?
4 comments
Trump Pinata
Feb 2, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
There are some key differences when people start with "what about".
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Feb 2, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Mirrors are a different story, but hey...
3 comments
Posts
Feb 1, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
The eyes have it. Visine for everybody!
5 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 1, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by zeuser
Brining back tupperware and book burnings, today's conservatives.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Jan 31, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Tonight, an artist will be doing a painting of us on black velvet.
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Jan 30, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Fork it over, assbag.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Jan 30, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
And why is "Hello Dali" playing on the office muzak?
2 comments
Trump Pinata
Jan 29, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Wholesale inanity.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 28, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Well, let's see, first you ate my granny.....hmm.
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 27, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Or maybe an appletini?
4 comments
Trump Pinata
Jan 27, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Nope. Not ever.
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Jan 26, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
This is what you get when you stiff your makeup artist. Only so much polishing you can do to a jumbo-sized turd, am I right?
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 26, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Fix your door first before helping your child.
5 comments
Posts
Jan 25, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
AaaaaWOOOOO! Do I get the job?
3 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jan 25, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Suppressing ideas rarely works the way you think it will.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Jan 24, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Say it loud, refritos, say it proud!
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 23, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Two bucks, buddy, c'mon!
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 22, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
I already sold the acoustic modems to someone who wanted a sound investment.
2 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jan 21, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
He always reminded me of Goofy.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 21, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Right at the front of the phone book. If you still have a phone book.
1 comment
Posts
Jan 20, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Noah!?! Nooooooaaaah!
2 comments
Trump Pinata
Jan 20, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Heeeere's dummy!
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 19, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
We each co-exist in our own ways.
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Jan 18, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
He wears a tie because if he didn't, the foreskin would completely cover his head.
1 comment
Quotes
Jan 17, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
More than just a great basketball coach.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 17, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Predictably, it was Purple Dragon. (Is that still around? It's been a while..)
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 16, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Also recommended for people who talk out of their assholes.
3 comments
Posts
Jan 16, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Am I implying that your cult is a group of hypocrites? Yes. yes I am. BTW, I'm not surprised to see them both on the list.
3 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jan 16, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Every so often, the onion gets in a good one.
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Posts
Jan 15, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Next, splitting infinitives with jello shots.
3 comments
Posts
Jan 15, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Rich person's disease.
3 comments
Posts
Jan 15, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
A nostalgic trip to history's sorriest events, courtesy of the stable fuckwad.
1 comment
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jan 15, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Today's featured idiot. Not really sure she is a conservative as much as an "ignoramus whisperer".
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Just for Laughs
Jan 13, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Everybody knows, ya know...
4 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jan 13, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
I legit thought this was a headline from The Onion, but no. Words mean what they tell you they mean.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Jan 12, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
C'mon, let's put on our happy face...
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 11, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Tomorrow, a nice chianti...
3 comments
Posts
Jan 10, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Reindeer mistakes.
4 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jan 10, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Hey, junior, drop the teddy bear and get back to work!
1 comment
Posts
Jan 9, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Awww, that's just nuts. Backlog cleanup part two.
1 comment
Posts
Jan 9, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
At least he wasn't struck by lightning. More backlog cleanup to start the new year, part one.
3 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jan 9, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Obviously, it's Biden's fault.
0 comments
Trump Pinata
Jan 9, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
I doubt this will help him outside of Utah, and maybe not even there.
1 comment
Posts
Jan 8, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Ring a bell, anyone? Part two of clearing out some backlog.
5 comments
Posts
Jan 8, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
The only time they applaud you if you pass gas. Part one as I clear out some backlog.
3 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jan 8, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
No, no, that's pretty much the big reason.
2 comments
Posts
Jan 7, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Play Free Bird!
4 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jan 7, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Honest mistake, right?
2 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jan 5, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Meth is optional, although his roadies said it would be "a nice touch".
1 comment
Posts
Jan 5, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Regarding the use of bananas, the witches opinions were split.
2 comments
Trump Pinata
Jan 5, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Right after the Taylor Swift edition, this looks like the one for the next week.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Jan 4, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
The good part is you get to meditate in staff meetings.
6 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 3, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
But seriously, the actual Doctors Without Borders deserves your support.
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 2, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
Butt, butt.....
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Jan 1, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by zeuser
May your face be uplifting.
2 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Dec 31, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
She just wants to polish the academy award statue.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Dec 31, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Happy new year to all my heathen co-dependents.
1 comment
Quotes
Dec 30, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
A wish for the new year for you from Neil Gaiman. I wish for you all the same. 😌
8 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 30, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
I heard he likes quiche too, but the bathroom looks FABULOUS!
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 29, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
I put the emoji of someone sticking out their tongue in my response first.
5 comments
Trump Pinata
Dec 27, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Given all the other reprehensible characteristics this jackwad has, I suppose we should have anticipated this one.
1 comment
Posts
Dec 27, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
You need to be reasonable with your wishes.
3 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Dec 27, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
BIG SIGH.
2 comments
Posts
Dec 26, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
But try to get a refund and I'm "being ridiculous".
2 comments
Posts
Dec 26, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Doesn't take a lot to dazzle Tabby. Catching up on my xmas backlog.
4 comments
Posts
Dec 26, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Sounds better than "chunky chili and lice".
4 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Dec 26, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
That seems like closing the barn doors after the horses have escaped.
3 comments
Posts
Dec 24, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
I wanna see how THAT pollination works...
3 comments
Trump Pinata
Dec 24, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Making a witness list, checking it twice...
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 22, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Yeah, well, it wasn't free, you know...
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 21, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Wait! Up ahead! Awwww, crap!
2 comments
Posts
Dec 20, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Bonus post - all words. Cinnamon lovers probably ought to keep scrolling.
2 comments
Posts
Dec 20, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
All you gotta do is flap your lips, dude.
4 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Dec 20, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Piling on poor Rudy. Hurry up before that 148 million bill hits.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Dec 19, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
She reminds me of someone I ran into in Los Cabos, too.
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 18, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Wait, what? So you? Want to grab my what!?!
5 comments
Posts
Dec 16, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Um...bottoms up?
6 comments
Trump Pinata
Dec 16, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Quick two question quiz..
4 comments
Posts
Dec 15, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
I always try to speak from the heart, too.
3 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Dec 15, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
That gawd is such a prankster.
1 comment
Posts
Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
One of the many untold xmas stories that never made it into the major myth canon.
3 comments
Posts
Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
I'd guess any sentence longer than, say, 5 years is more or less a life sentence for this treasonous waste of skin.
3 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Too many people think that these are GOOD things, and proof that we should keep voting for MAGA shitbags.
0 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 13, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Ignore me at your peril. Don't be a wet blanket.
5 comments
Posts
Dec 12, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
It helps if you say it in a teutonic accent.
4 comments
Trump Pinata
Dec 12, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
We all know this, but it's sometimes good to review....
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Can't say that I blame her. 😜
2 comments
Posts
Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
There were, however, no injuries ever reported.
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Key difference.
1 comment
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Dec 9, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Good for you, you moron.
0 comments
Posts
Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
This is a different kind of horse opera..
3 comments
Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
I got yer donation buddy, right here.
1 comment
Posts
Dec 6, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Bonus post: No pictures, just words.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 6, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
REAL dads don't need no stinkin' calendar to come up with these.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 5, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
Looks like the eyes have it.
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 2, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
And I was just about to give him the hundred bucks. Close call.
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 1, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser
I certainly wish that.
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 30, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser
Bears are more sophisticated than we give them credit for. The one about the goat is for my buddy, @Pralina1
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