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Nov 20, 2023Nov 2023

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If only he would say "And now my work here is done".

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Dec 4, 2021Dec 2021

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Just in time for Xmas.

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Dec 28, 2022Dec 2022

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Picture this, dunes as far as the eye can see...

Jul 10, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Pick your outrage carefully..

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Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

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Swallow this whole.

Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

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And everybody knows it!

Sep 26, 2022Sep 2022

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MAGA Halloween.

Apr 13, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by zeuser

Book him, Jacko.

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Mar 27, 2022Mar 2022

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Jul 15, 2022Jul 2022

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How I crave seeing this classless traitor behind bars.

Feb 28, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser

I can see him giving this a shot.

Apr 10, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

There is a reason you have that sinking feeling.

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Feb 23, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser

PETA has eyes and ears everywhere.

Oct 30, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser

I got your Bachs here.

Dec 14, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser

I'd guess any sentence longer than, say, 5 years is more or less a life sentence for this treasonous waste of skin.

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Dec 12, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser

Also, good paying jobs for deviled eggs.

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Feb 28, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by zeuser

There's always something there to remind me....

Nov 28, 2023Nov 2023

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To be honest, I stopped going to Home Depot a while ago, they are an inferior hardware store compared with Lowes, Ace, or even a locally owned hardware store (very rare these days, unfortunately). I don't patronize Publix for similar reasons, but in ...

Jul 5, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Photo op before crossing the Delaware...

Apr 22, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by zeuser

I shoulda said it, I KNOW I shoulda said it!

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Ring a bell, anyone? Part two of clearing out some backlog.

Dec 15, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser

Probably one of his better solicitors..

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Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Some books for you to recommend to your AI friends.

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Nov 18, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser

A quick morning drop. About two feet or so it looks like. I'll post more later.

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Jan 24, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser

Snow problem, dear.

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Aug 12, 2021Aug 2021

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I know which one I'd pick.

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Aug 13, 2021Aug 2021

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When the only tool you have is a hammer .....

Sep 14, 2023Sep 2023

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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Don't fall for it, don't fall for it...

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Aug 26, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Watch your own self!

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Jul 11, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

Yeah, heads up...so to speak.

Mar 1, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

Looks like somebody had a plan, and somebody didn't.

Mar 23, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Mafia bosses never commit murders themselves. They tell their button men to pull the trigger.

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May 10, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Grog got around.

May 26, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Never expected this to happen, did you? Waaahahaha

Feb 17, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser

I'm a danger man in a dangerous city and I lead a dangerous life...

Jan 17, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser

The difference should be obvious.

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Nov 24, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

I suppose ball manipulation is out of the question too.

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Oct 10, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser

Gee, I sort of wanted a new iPad...

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Feb 19, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser

There's always that one kid with a special talent.....

Sep 11, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by zeuser

Given the state of commercial real estate and the debt associated with the property, that probably wouldn't even cover his settlement.

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Jan 31, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

I know the feeling, little Echo.

Jul 31, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some cronies of the former guy in the spotlight.

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Feb 3, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by zeuser

I just found this one, and I knew I had the right audience here. LOL

Dec 10, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser

Us white guys can frequently miss the obvious. Sorry.

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Jan 23, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

A joke for American football fans for the playoffs. During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals, and at half-time, the coach made a ...

May 30, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Hmmm, I think I see a pattern here but I'm not absolutely sure...

Feb 10, 2023Feb 2023

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May 16, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Reminds me of the name game. Dick, Dick, fo Dick , banana fana fo flick, fe fie fo Mick, Dick! Anyone here old enough to remember that stupid song?

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Jan 19, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser

A dog who is also a catcher.

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Mar 28, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

I had to look twice, but yeah.

Aug 6, 2018Aug 2018

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So your favorite Manchurian candidate finally admits to collusion, contradicting his own statements and those delivered by his administration (under oath, in some cases, or before congress in others), and what does he do next? He hides, of course. A ...

Jan 6, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser

We should wait til it's over and binge watch the whole thing.

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Oct 29, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Seasonal stuff - starting with a lesser known Frankenstein movie...

Jan 6, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser

Check yourself....

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Jul 5, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by zeuser

I know my chicken. You gotta know your chicken.

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Apr 11, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

It makes some pictures impossible for me to see in a theater any more.

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Apr 3, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

This is an old one. - Z. "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." Nookie Green seems to be very popular with my male parishioners the priest thinks. Then, he tells the...

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Jan 15, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser

For all you trekkies. 😁

Nov 16, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by zeuser

Now that I think about it, mine too.

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Posted by zeuser

Bonus Word Joke A bounty hunter rides into a small wild-west town one day, and heads straight for the Sheriff’s office to see if there are any bad guys that need rounding up. “Well”’ said the Sheriff. “There’s only the...

May 11, 2023May 2023

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Aug 26, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

I thought this was satire, then I saw a second article about it. Long story short, stable genius thinks it's a good idea to nuke hurricanes before they hit land. Yeah, you read that right.

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Sep 3, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by zeuser

Spoiler alert! 😆

Jun 5, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

See? It's not that hard.

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Apr 5, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by zeuser

Here's to all the different kinds of atheists.

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Aug 19, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by zeuser

Anti-ant anteaters for the win!

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Mar 10, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by zeuser

Hey google, who's THIS bimbo?

Posted by zeuser

Looks like another juror made it to the panel. 😜

Sep 25, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Bebop arctic expedition.

Jul 21, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Set your VCR now before you forget.

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Dec 9, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by zeuser

The security guards loved the guy.

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Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Easter, or as we call it here, Sunday.

Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by zeuser

"Scar" is a pseudonym here. The hyenas are metaphorical.

Aug 12, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Hmmm, so as we know from the past activities of the talking yam, he is a movie theater level projectionist. Whatever he accuses someone of doing or having done, he's actually doing it or did it. So, when he accuses the Clintons of being involved in ...

Dec 15, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

This is a good and pretty funny piece detailing just what happened with the talking yam and his accidentally successful bid for public office.

May 21, 2022May 2022

Posted by zeuser

Sometimes even surgery doesn't work if you wait too long.

Mar 2, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by zeuser

A recap: MAGA black history month highlights.

Jan 10, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by zeuser

Shit is getting real here in North Kackalacky. The state went for the orangesicle in 2016, but I'm gonna guess he is losing some votes now. And the governor is a Democrat anyway, so why worry, right?

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This is what you get when you stiff your makeup artist. Only so much polishing you can do to a jumbo-sized turd, am I right?

Jan 28, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser

Republicans misbehaving.

Jan 28, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by zeuser

Cat fishing technology upgrade.

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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by zeuser

They won't catch themselves.

Oct 18, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by zeuser

Never surrender, you douchebag.

Apr 7, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by zeuser

Not just the great seal, the greatest seal ever like you wouldn't believe!

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Posted by zeuser

Relax, TSA probably confiscated the knives prior to boarding. Probably.

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May 2, 2023May 2023

Posted by zeuser

I thought this might appeal to this crowd. You don't have to settle for atheist toast anymore. 😉🤣

Jun 4, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Who you gonna call?

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Aug 4, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by zeuser

Rodney Dangerfield never gets old : I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror...I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Kinda sorta somewhat good.

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Jun 8, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Um, I changed my mind about the egg white omelet thanks.

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Nov 14, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by zeuser

The return of the red-eye. The one with the gin blossoms.

Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by zeuser

Response to the op-ed, another anonymous op-ed.

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Dec 5, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by zeuser

Looks like the eyes have it.

Jul 9, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

At least dubya had a "strategery". LOL

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Mar 6, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Tasty literature discussion.

Jun 4, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

That's a whopper. With cheese.

Sep 5, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

The gun's good to go.

Jul 11, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I told you NOT to put seeds in the bird feeder.

Sep 13, 2022Sep 2022

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