Any other dumb observations?

Diogenes comments on Dec 28, 2024:

Where did you get the picture of my car- although your picture looks better than my chariot?

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

From your local red light camera. The files are online. LOL

Musk keeps coming up, like when you eat a bad clam.

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2024:

Elon and Vivek, an illegal immigrant and an anchor baby trying to tell us who is better for America, but only if they can make a profit off of them.

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

Vivek. is just an ambitious, arrogant loudmouth. Musk is the true threat, an amoral filthy rich oligarch with megalomaniacal plans and the means to corruptly buy them.

Doritos in everything??? 🤯🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2024:

It helped the French maybe it will help us.... Damned sure couldn't hurt.

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Well, we got our inbred billionaires propped up by the Baptists. Some mob violence here is almost inevitable. Instead of guillotines, we're gonna see AK-47's with 7.62x39 blades.

Any other dumb observations?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 28, 2024:

Are we sure that car isn't headed for Ukraine?...

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

The manufacturing regulations are looser in the Leningrad plant.

Any other dumb observations?

Betty comments on Dec 28, 2024:

Playing cards? If it's not strip poker then, no deal. lol Good set, Z. Made me smile again. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

Thanks. It's hard to deserve a kick in the shins with strip poker. That'll work for this poor guy.

Musk keeps coming up, like when you eat a bad clam.

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 28, 2024:

Good set!! Thanks!

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

You're welcome!

If they are out of trash, I can live with Jellystone picnic basket.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 26, 2024:

Is she selling him as is or by the pound?...

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

@Betty Hah! I can make poutine with one hand and chili verde enchiladas with the other. Don't doubt it! 😂

STILL that time of year.

EricJones comments on Dec 28, 2024:

Love the christmas trees done in different styles. Be very quiet opening the presents-dads hangover might become a problem.

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

Nobody ever gave a shit about dad's hangover back when my kids were still kids. I favor Pollock's interpretation, but they are all pretty good..

If they are out of trash, I can live with Jellystone picnic basket.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 26, 2024:

Is she selling him as is or by the pound?...

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

@Betty @michelle666gar I would have to pay close attention to my ongoing hydration if you two were anywhere near me. And you know, I definitely would! I've always prided myself on accepting the challenge and reveling in the contest itself. It would certainly give me a chance to dust off some of the numerous, um, *cooking* techniques I've picked up over the decades. 😁🙂

Doritos in everything??? 🤯🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2024:

It helped the French maybe it will help us.... Damned sure couldn't hurt.

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

@annewimsey500 No, no, not at all. But after they axed Robespierre (an asshole), you had the Thermidoreans who eventually gave way to Napoleon. Not sure that was exactly better or worse, but you see what I'm saying. It's similar to now, if you get rid of Mike Johnson, who you gonna get? Like in Russia, they got rid of Brezhnev and the gerontocracy, then they got Yeltsin the drunk and now we got Putin. The guillotine is good at the flushing part, but there will always be more turds plopping into the toilet (I made that analogy up, LOL).

Doritos in everything??? 🤯🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2024:

It helped the French maybe it will help us.... Damned sure couldn't hurt.

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz That's a really optimistic end game you are projecting. I truly hope it goes that way. The wildcards are the climate and resource shortages. I won't be here to see most of it, if any.

Well, he did predict it.

racocn8 comments on Dec 27, 2024:

The GOP, facing extinction by demographics, exercised the nuclear option: wholesale brainwashing. Democrats don't have the money to overcome this advantage, and they know it. With the GOP controlling the whole of government, in part illegitimately, the majority face the prospect of losing ...

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

Toss in the deteriorating climate and the upcoming water and food shortages, and this whole thing looks nasty. Glad I'm on my way out, I feel badly for my kids.

Doritos in everything??? 🤯🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2024:

It helped the French maybe it will help us.... Damned sure couldn't hurt.

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

While it was satisfying when the rich bastards were beheaded, it was called the "reign of terror", lasted a little less than a year, saw tens of thousands quickly killed with no due processes at all, and created a power vacuum filled by counter revolutionary assholes. So it was a mixed bag. Now we have a bunch of yahoos with guns here and tons of ammo, so no telling how that would wind up. Still, it's gonna happen in some form - historically, it always comes to this.

Setting priorities, infantile style.

michelle666gar comments on Dec 27, 2024:

He's such an idiot!

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

He has come up with the legal strategy of delaying judgments causing any litigants against him to run out of money. And now, as president, his corrupt SCOTUS has given him legal immunity. He's not smart but with that kind of money and corrupt legal assistance, he is untouchable. So far, at least.

Setting priorities, infantile style.

EricJones comments on Dec 27, 2024:

His company owes millions to Panama in unpaid taxes, so that explains the Panama bit and he just wants to turn Greenland into the worlds biggest open-pit mine and now wants to do the same to Canada. He doesn't understand the word no. How many women said no to him and he stuck his hands in their ...

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2024:

The galling thing is he gets away with it.

STILL that time of year.

Betty comments on Dec 27, 2024:

I can't wait to see what Lizzard has to say about the carolers. 😂 Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh... (insert police sirens.) 😂 It's getting harder and harder to enjoy the spirit of the season. ;) Thanks Z, I enjoyed these. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 27, 2024:

You're welcome, glad you enjoyed them!

I wonder how much Musk is paying for each family to keep quiet, Ford tried that and still lost ...

ArgosFriend comments on Dec 26, 2024:

Because rich and powerful people are worshiped. This makes it so easy for the entitled people to start cults. There have also been other safety issues with Teslas.

zeuser replies on Dec 27, 2024:

@ArgosFriend Not facetious at all, it's not funny. Billionaires distract us while they are taking the rest of what little they let us keep the first time through. Misdirection is an old trick of both magicians and charlatans, of politicians and robber barons. They don't even try to hide it, you notice how major sports are all now played in stadiums and arenas named for corporate behemoths, the same ones who are raping us while entertaining us.

If they are out of trash, I can live with Jellystone picnic basket.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 26, 2024:

Is she selling him as is or by the pound?...

zeuser replies on Dec 27, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz If @michelle666gar invites me to dinner and there is olive oil somehow involved, the menu would be unimportant and the finger food will be something we both would enjoy. 😆

Well, he did predict it.

DenoPenno comments on Dec 26, 2024:

Yeah, this is happening but I always thought Trump would commit suicide on 5th Avenue.

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2024:

Now there's the winning idea!

If they are out of trash, I can live with Jellystone picnic basket.

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2024:

Is she selling him for a day or two to have him do work to raise rent money or does she want to get rid of him completely.

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2024:

In situations like this, the prudent buyer should assume "all sales are final, no refunds".

If they are out of trash, I can live with Jellystone picnic basket.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 26, 2024:

Is she selling him as is or by the pound?...

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Good point.

That time of year- one day too late.

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2024:

So I guess the first hallmark christmas movie was about Mrs. Claus Mariah doesn't want the lot, just all the expensive , fancy cars that sit on it

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2024:

If she can leverage that from that one shitty song, more power to her.

If they are out of trash, I can live with Jellystone picnic basket.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 26, 2024:

Is she selling him as is or by the pound?...

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Depends on whether she wants to make money, or just get rid of the asshole as fast as she can. LOL

If they are out of trash, I can live with Jellystone picnic basket.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 26, 2024:

Is she selling him as is or by the pound?...

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2024:

I'm guessing she is probably going to wait for the best offer, or just an offer.

I wonder how much Musk is paying for each family to keep quiet, Ford tried that and still lost ...

ArgosFriend comments on Dec 26, 2024:

Because rich and powerful people are worshiped. This makes it so easy for the entitled people to start cults. There have also been other safety issues with Teslas.

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2024:

I'm thinking overt ownership of mass media by billionaire oligarchs suppressing news and spewing propaganda probably has a little to do with it too. The cult reason is also a big one.

When they are hurting sooooooo bad, they will snap. Asswipes.

glennlab comments on Dec 26, 2024:

A real man of the people. not.

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2024:

Guy look like Pigpen from Peanuts all grown up.

When they are hurting sooooooo bad, they will snap. Asswipes.

glennlab comments on Dec 26, 2024:

The Pepperidge Farm man knows

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2024:

Me too.

If they are out of trash, I can live with Jellystone picnic basket.

Betty comments on Dec 26, 2024:

Thanks for making me smile, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2024:

You are welcome!

Ah carbon, I'm exhausted!!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 25, 2024:

Um, how much for one grussy? Asking for a friend. Some real gems today, MG. I save my special contempt for those who turn on the turn signal half way through making the turn. 🙄

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2024:

@michelle666gar A willing woman with a taste for the bizarre. LOL

You hussy!

pamagain comments on Dec 25, 2024:

Thanks, Zeusie...all together now....let's sing along with Mary Poppins!

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2024:

@pamagain Vodka and valium can get you pretty far without anything else. I, um, read that in People magazine. LOL

Ah carbon, I'm exhausted!!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 25, 2024:

Um, how much for one grussy? Asking for a friend. Some real gems today, MG. I save my special contempt for those who turn on the turn signal half way through making the turn. 🙄

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2024:

@michelle666gar Maybe not a cure, but a promising course of treatment. 😏

Ah carbon, I'm exhausted!!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 25, 2024:

Um, how much for one grussy? Asking for a friend. Some real gems today, MG. I save my special contempt for those who turn on the turn signal half way through making the turn. 🙄

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2024:

@michelle666gar No kidding. I think I might be developing carpal tunnel wacker wrist.

Saves time and effort.

TomMcGiverin comments on Dec 25, 2024:

Gee, I guess they might have to either find native born white people to exploit, or better yet, starting paying and treating them fairly for once? Nah, more likely they will go with the former of the two options.. Like I always say, eat the rich and let them pick their own cotton, until they quit ...

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2024:

Hear hear!

You hussy!

pamagain comments on Dec 25, 2024:

Thanks, Zeusie...all together now....let's sing along with Mary Poppins!

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2024:

It's a jolly holiday with Mary!

I didn't vote for either of these two shitheels.

DenoPenno comments on Dec 23, 2024:

Elon says Social Security is "a tax." A little investigation would show it as an insurance program supported by a payroll tax. Now Trump will give Elon a little power to regulate our spending and when Social Security is gone Trump can say he did not do this. "It was Elon folks, not me." Maybe they ...

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2024:

@silverotter11 Yes, Hungary too.

That time of year - eve edition.

PaddyO comments on Dec 25, 2024:

For anyone not familiar with the balls to the walls. It came, I have read, from WWII. to get maximum performance from a certain aircraft control had to have the balls pushed all the way to the dash. My uncle was a B17 pilot and he confirmed it. Fun potential facts for an ever changing world.

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2024:

I learn so much from y'all! I didn't know that!

That time of year- chapter one.

michelle666gar comments on Dec 24, 2024:

That Hallmark channel is a crock of shit! It either has you thinking you're going to find the love of your life or your worst nightmare of your life! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2024:

You know I've specifically avoided watching "entertainment" produced by a company that specializes in selling trite shallow messages that are actually a poor facsimile of thought and insight on what is essentially obscenely marked up colored paper. I may be missing something, but I doubt it.

Plus, they love it when you give them any crap...

Betty comments on Dec 24, 2024:

Good set, Z. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2024:

You're welcome.

That time of year- chapter two,

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2024:

xmas reply chapter 2

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2024:

@michelle666gar That jedi blood is a two-edged light saber, and it could go either way.

That time of year - eve edition.

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2024:

When I put my tree up it sits in the front window, so I have to decorate the whole thing. The wise men must have kids.

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2024:

Those are the wise women. Nobody talks about them, but they know what's up.

That time of year - eve edition.

Betty comments on Dec 24, 2024:

Oh oh...Kermit is in trouble...;) Good set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2024:

You're welcome. Kermit is always in trouble. He takes too much shit from that pig, for one.

You hussy!

Betty comments on Dec 24, 2024:

Funny set, Z. Thanks for sharing. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 24, 2024:

You're welcome!

You hussy!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2024:

I have a 4' 11" friend I just sent that one to...

zeuser replies on Dec 24, 2024:

Short people deserve some love. It's a rough world when you are always looking up.

That time of year- chapter three. Happy holidays, you godless heathens!

pamagain comments on Dec 23, 2024:

Good thing we don't believe in Santa. (Do we?)

zeuser replies on Dec 24, 2024:

@pamagain When my daughter was at that age, she asked me, while we were driving, if Santa would ever die. I told her no, Santa was a legend, and legends never die. What about Mrs. Santa? She's a legend too. What about the reindeer? I told her hey! Let's get some French fries! OK, she said. 👧

That time of year- chapter two,

Betty comments on Dec 23, 2024:

Mixed feelings on this one. Good set, Z.

zeuser replies on Dec 24, 2024:

It's a reminder that for many many people, the holidays aren't really that happy. 😔

That time of year- chapter three. Happy holidays, you godless heathens!

pamagain comments on Dec 23, 2024:

Good thing we don't believe in Santa. (Do we?)

zeuser replies on Dec 24, 2024:

Santa is, and always has been, a transparently simple pseudonym. You can believe in that. 😏

That time of year- chapter three. Happy holidays, you godless heathens!

Betty comments on Dec 23, 2024:

A Christmas Carol...right on point. Thanks Z, you made me smile. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 23, 2024:

Good, I'm glad. Happy solstice holidays!

I didn't vote for either of these two shitheels.

DenoPenno comments on Dec 23, 2024:

Elon says Social Security is "a tax." A little investigation would show it as an insurance program supported by a payroll tax. Now Trump will give Elon a little power to regulate our spending and when Social Security is gone Trump can say he did not do this. "It was Elon folks, not me." Maybe they ...

zeuser replies on Dec 23, 2024:

Dubya wanted to privatize social security back in 2004. That evaporated back then, but he did manage to start the execrable Medicare advantage scam. These guys are looking to loot everything and starve the best parts of the safety net. We'll all be left with worthless crypto and no health insurance. Making America Great Again! 🙄😡

I didn't vote for either of these two shitheels.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2024:

Elon's days may be numbered, I wonder how many days before we hear trump saying he barely knew the guy.

zeuser replies on Dec 23, 2024:

That face is in the top two, together with Ted Cruz, on the punchabiity scale. Asswipe.

That time of year- chapter two,

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2024:

xmas reply chapter 2

zeuser replies on Dec 23, 2024:

Admiral Akbar always knows what's up! LOL

Plus, they love it when you give them any crap...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2024:

Merry Xmas

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2024:

Glenn, you are what we used to call a "topper". 😜

Good assumptions, pretty accurate if you ask me.

EricJones comments on Dec 21, 2024:

Sounds like they're very festive all the time. Except for the refusing food part-that sounds just like trump playing monopoly.

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2024:

That's in there for plausible deniability. LOL

I've been thinking, RFK needed a logo...

silverotter11 comments on Dec 21, 2024:

That's funny but that fucker is just crazy. I can't stand to look at him and his voice is something out of a horror movie.

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2024:

Yeah, he's a piece of work all right.

I've been thinking, RFK needed a logo...

racocn8 comments on Dec 20, 2024:

On a related note... Elon Musk Says Far-Right (Nazi) German Party Is The Only One Equipped To ‘Save Germany’ https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2024/12/20/elon-musk-says-far-right-german-party-is-the-only-one-equipped-to-save-germany/

zeuser replies on Dec 20, 2024:

He's not content to stop at being the new president elect here, now he wants to influence European politics and probably other nations too, where all his money is spread.

Good assumptions, pretty accurate if you ask me.

Betty comments on Dec 20, 2024:

You know what they say about assumptions...😂 I think McDonald's is a dangerous place to eat. lol Thanks for the giggles, Z. The doctor is definitely in. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 20, 2024:

You're welcome! I don't care what they say, I won't touch Micky Dee's french fries again.

Less annoying than the one with the drum, IMHO.

silverotter11 comments on Dec 20, 2024:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Still catching up on the funnies from when I could not get into the site. I'll steal some for FB, a break from trump/gop posts.

zeuser replies on Dec 20, 2024:

Yeah, everybody needs a break from the nightmare.

Your treat?

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 18, 2024:

So much for the fairness doctrine.

zeuser replies on Dec 20, 2024:

@silverotter11 The gold for bitcoin swap? THAT is simply a big grift, i.e. theft on a large scale. Lordy, all that defunding and vilification of education is really paying off, isn't it?

Your treat?

silverotter11 comments on Dec 20, 2024:

What is the end game of crashing the economy? Why do some people hate POC so much? Why does inflicting pain seem give them pleasure? It's all such alien thinking but we are seeing it in real time. We understood Germany was in bad shape after WWl and many were very disenfranchised enough for Hitler...

zeuser replies on Dec 20, 2024:

This is a coordinated effort, and it looks like it's working, to remove all regulatory authority from the government, eliminate taxation on the richest, dismantle the government and the economy, then strip the carcass for parts. The proceeds go to, see if you can guess, and everybody else fends for themselves. Whatever government is left will be wholly owned and operated by the oligarchs and any means of voting to change things will be suppressed, distorted, or completely eliminated. No matter how bad it gets, the ultra wealthy will all always do just fucking fine. QED. I really don't think it's more complicated than that. All the hating on foreigners, minorities, LGBTQ, the propaganda, all that stuff, is just to divide us and distract us from what is going on until it's too late. Where am I wrong here?

Top RFK Jr.

pedigojr comments on Dec 15, 2024:

In today;s NY Times and other major paper, was a long item: "Childhood vaccines don't overtax their immune systems, medical experts say." Vaccines have only improved in efficacy and safety which has been roven over and over over many decades. The eradication of Smallpox is one bit of proof. Just ...

zeuser replies on Dec 20, 2024:

@pedigojr It wouldn't be the first time that extreme income inequality triggered a revolution if it happened here, which I think is brewing BTW. Arrogance and hubris, a "let them easy cake" moment, can easily trigger that if the conditions are bad enough. The numbers of the unhoused, the uninsured, the unemployed and the disaffected will finally say enough. The worsening climate situation will really light that fire, when food and water shortages start to crop up and the number of climate refugees really explodes, well, desperate people start to take extreme measures.

Who invited THIS asshole?

DenoPenno comments on Dec 19, 2024:

I'm not sure who invited him but with all the confusion going on now I think him and Musk can fight over his chair. Can they both set in it now?

zeuser replies on Dec 19, 2024:

@pamagain Relax. It's a joke. Or.... is it?

Who invited THIS asshole?

DenoPenno comments on Dec 19, 2024:

I'm not sure who invited him but with all the confusion going on now I think him and Musk can fight over his chair. Can they both set in it now?

zeuser replies on Dec 19, 2024:

Nah, this is perfect for tubby. He can stay in Florida and play golf, and Musk can use the oval office, cutting out the middleman, saving time. Win win.

Et tu, anchovy-paste?

Betty comments on Dec 19, 2024:

Pa, rum, pum, pum, pum. ;) Thanks for the giggles, Z. The doctor can't be stopped. Not that I want you to. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 19, 2024:

You're welcome!

Top RFK Jr.

pedigojr comments on Dec 15, 2024:

In today;s NY Times and other major paper, was a long item: "Childhood vaccines don't overtax their immune systems, medical experts say." Vaccines have only improved in efficacy and safety which has been roven over and over over many decades. The eradication of Smallpox is one bit of proof. Just ...

zeuser replies on Dec 19, 2024:

@pedigojr They've been doing that since the Nixon years. This is no surprise, and it's nothing new.

From a parade in Germany, a special edition of the zeuser Trump posts for today only - all floats!

Lauren comments on Dec 17, 2024:

Very clever! I wish we had that much resistance here before it becomes a punishable offense.

zeuser replies on Dec 19, 2024:

@pedigojr @Lauren It is, specifically, "freedom for me, fuck y'all".

Oh... the irony...

EricJones comments on Dec 16, 2024:

At my age, I doubt it; and trophy wives are too expensive.

zeuser replies on Dec 19, 2024:

@michelle666gar Oh, it was worth every penny.

Your treat?

pamagain comments on Dec 18, 2024:

Does this mean we can file a class-action suit against the bastard for every lie he's told???? PLEASE??

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

You got the money and the lawyer, you can sue anybody for anything.

Misfortune Cookies sounds more fun than the regular ones! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2024:

My liver hears you and raises.

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

@michelle666gar Make friends with younger people now. If they don't move, you'll at least have some company. It's no fun doing it alone. Not impossible, mind you. 😉

Your treat?

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 18, 2024:

So much for the fairness doctrine.

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

Thanks Reagan, you prick!

Your treat?

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2024:

ABC/Disney committed suicide without realizing it.

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

The mouse has been threatened before. Never underestimate billion dollar PR.

Well, no need to tip at least.

michelle666gar comments on Dec 18, 2024:

I'll go for a very tall euphoriaism!

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

I knew you would!

Well, no need to tip at least.

Betty comments on Dec 18, 2024:

When bears start driving taxis will be the day I check myself in the loony bin. lol Great set, Z. Thanks for the laughs. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

You're welcome. Depending on where you are driving a cab, being a bear can be useful, almost mandatory.

Well, no need to tip at least.

Redheadedgammy comments on Dec 18, 2024:

Santa, Rudolph and batteries.......🤣 Great set! 😉

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

Thanks!

Top RFK Jr.

pedigojr comments on Dec 15, 2024:

In today;s NY Times and other major paper, was a long item: "Childhood vaccines don't overtax their immune systems, medical experts say." Vaccines have only improved in efficacy and safety which has been roven over and over over many decades. The eradication of Smallpox is one bit of proof. Just ...

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

@pedigojr The vaccines for stupidity are education and awareness of the larger world beyond our silo. These guys also deny the effectiveness of those "vaccines", so denying the effectiveness of proven and safe vaccines isn't too surprising coming from these rock chewers.

“The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else”………Martina ...

pedigojr comments on Dec 18, 2024:

Hopefully that will also apply to the winners of our previous election!

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

Good one! LOL

From a parade in Germany, a special edition of the zeuser Trump posts for today only - all floats!

Lauren comments on Dec 17, 2024:

Very clever! I wish we had that much resistance here before it becomes a punishable offense.

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

@pedigojr I guess "total freedom of speech" includes "I can lie about total freedom of speech and then suppress the truth, see?"

From a parade in Germany, a special edition of the zeuser Trump posts for today only - all floats!

Lauren comments on Dec 17, 2024:

Very clever! I wish we had that much resistance here before it becomes a punishable offense.

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

@Lauren Yes, that is a sad characteristic of our experience here - beliefs and strongly held opinions are highly regionalized. We have no national consensus on the truth, we all listen to our own tribes.

Misfortune Cookies sounds more fun than the regular ones! 😂😂😂

backtobasics comments on Dec 18, 2024:

Time for revenge

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

When you realize that the "witches" were all framed, you realize they were just burning women. *After* torturing them. Gotta love the calvinists!

Misfortune Cookies sounds more fun than the regular ones! 😂😂😂

BabyYoda comments on Dec 18, 2024:

Those fortune cookies also work with ''in bed'' at the end. I hope you don't play hide and seek because no one will bother to look for you. ''In bed''.

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

I always do that too! Never gets old. In bed! 😆

I'm not a Christmas person because the religious ruined it for me! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2024:

Since I got divorced, no tree, no decorations no lights, BUT I'm always down for eggnog and cookies. 😜 Good set, MG!

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

@KateOahu I did the Xmas thing for the kids too, but when they grew out of it, I realized the only one who wanted to do it was my ex wife. That burden was lifted when she walked away and I still feel liberated every year around the holidays. And BTW, fuck your Easter basket too! 🤣

Oh... the irony...

EricJones comments on Dec 16, 2024:

At my age, I doubt it; and trophy wives are too expensive.

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

They say marriage is grand. But divorce is 75, maybe 80 grand.

Less annoying than the one with the drum, IMHO.

michelle666gar comments on Dec 17, 2024:

Christmas Balls!!! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

Isn't that an Xmas carol?

Misfortune Cookies sounds more fun than the regular ones! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2024:

My liver hears you and raises.

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2024:

I used to day drink a lot more before I retired. Not sure why, but maybe it's because the people I used to do it with are either getting sick or kicking the bucket. 🤔

Time to snivel, right ABC? Anything for a buck....

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 17, 2024:

What a time to be alive.

zeuser replies on Dec 17, 2024:

Well, it's better if you are a rich bully with a cult following.

From a parade in Germany, a special edition of the zeuser Trump posts for today only - all floats!

Lauren comments on Dec 17, 2024:

Very clever! I wish we had that much resistance here before it becomes a punishable offense.

zeuser replies on Dec 17, 2024:

We do, but it is more spread out and pretty regional. As for when it becomes illegal, that's the fear, but I'll believe it when I see it. People can get a little touchy when you start tinkering with that first amendment.

Still on the job in spite of everything.

backtobasics comments on Dec 15, 2024:

Liberty

zeuser replies on Dec 17, 2024:

@silverotter11 When you're right, you're right. And you are right on the nose with this one, SO.

Still on the job in spite of everything.

silverotter11 comments on Dec 17, 2024:

This is a bit chilling. Goes to what many have been saying about money and power. Regulation after the 1929 market crash worked to stop extreme market moves, front running stocks and commodities, banks and investment agencies risking savings from investors. Those regs were chipped away little by ...

zeuser replies on Dec 17, 2024:

Rahm Emanuel, Obama's former chief of staff, admitted (as if we didn't know) that it was a mistake not to go after the perpetrators of the financial shenanigans leading to the 2008 recession. That would have been nice, but certainly wouldn't have prevented it. However, maybe it would prevent what we see preparing to transpire. All the rest of us can do is hope we have diversified into the right areas, assuming there ARE right areas, prior to the next wrecking ball market manipulation, and that's only those among us who have assets to diversify. Personally, I think we are all fucked, and all we can do is make noise and try to vote the pricks out. https://www.rawstory.com/rahm-emanuel/ And if this wasn't enough, have y'all heard of cashing in $100 billion of our gold reserves and converting it to crypto currency? https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/investing/2024/12/16/what-is-a-strategic-bitcoin-reserve-trump-administration/77034456007/#:~:text=The%20bill%20envisages%20that%20the,bitcoin%20of%20around%2021%20million. I tell you, they have us by the short hairs, and are begging for consequences of unrest at the best and revolution and chaos at worst. To be clear, bitcoin would replace out national reserves with an intrinsically valueless commodity which can lose it's market value - and the big dudes are already salivating at the prospect of manipulating the markets for the biggest pump and dump scheme the world has ever seen - all at our expense. Any bets that it will just stop there? Yeah, right. Good times.

Less annoying than the one with the drum, IMHO.

EricJones comments on Dec 16, 2024:

I hope they cleaned that chimney, otherwise that kid is gonna get a face full of soot. And given the dark arch above his head it does get used.

zeuser replies on Dec 17, 2024:

That would both thrill and traumatize that kid for life. Too bad Santa ain't coming, right? 🤪

You can't waste cabinet-level talent, especially one that is probably bargain priced.

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 16, 2024:

Good set!!

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2024:

Thanks!

Less annoying than the one with the drum, IMHO.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk=TheKinksVEVO

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2024:

Great song by one of the most underrated groups of the 60's.

Less annoying than the one with the drum, IMHO.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_myUwg1HP80=Stacia43

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2024:

Just beautiful, I teared up a little. 🤣

Less annoying than the one with the drum, IMHO.

Diogenes comments on Dec 16, 2024:

Zeuser has the picture of the of the carriage, and the comment about a horse not drawing it. When I was about 6, a hundred years ago, I saw an actual, "one horse open slay", as the song goes.It was in a barn covered in dusty straw, with no horse. Why is it that there is so much quacking at this ...

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2024:

I suppose it seems idyllic to a lot of people, evocative of slower life and time no longer in existence. The thing about horses (and don't get me wrong, I love horses, even when they don't win the race I bet on) is that they just shit anywhere they are, as soon and they need it, wherever they are.

Less annoying than the one with the drum, IMHO.

Betty comments on Dec 16, 2024:

The little bummer boy was a fortune teller. To bad no one listened. ;) Funny set, Z, but Lizard may want his balls back. 🤣 Thanks for the giggles. Any more up your sleeve? :)

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2024:

You're welcome. Those aren't his. They're mine now. LOL

Still on the job in spite of everything.

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 15, 2024:

Good ones. Polio is damned scary. Some folks have had it, and recovered, only to have a recurrence many years later that is debilitating. Who would ever wish that on any population? Who would profit from that?

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2024:

@DenoPenno Soon it will be a new cabinet department. Just watch.

Still on the job in spite of everything.

EricJones comments on Dec 16, 2024:

And polio is only the beginning. If the stupids get their way a baby born in 2025 will have a life expectancy in the 55 year range, not the upper 70's like it is now.

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2024:

Sort of like, I dunno, the USSR back in the 80's.

Oh... the irony...

EricJones comments on Dec 16, 2024:

At my age, I doubt it; and trophy wives are too expensive.

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2024:

Any kind of wife, if you get right down to it.

Don't visit them either! Stay out of that bedroom!

DenoPenno comments on Dec 16, 2024:

This is so funny. "I'm not convinced we have wasted enough time on this." :)

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2024:

Takes a committee to do it properly. 😉

Don't visit them either! Stay out of that bedroom!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2024:

New library opening soon...

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2024:

Hilarious! Needs a "Learn to Speak Russian" counter.

Still on the job in spite of everything.

backtobasics comments on Dec 15, 2024:

Miller needs a good talking to.

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2024:

Miller needs a 6x8 private room with no window and a bucket to shit in..

I'm not a Christmas person because the religious ruined it for me! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2024:

Christmas shocking by the chimney

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2024:

Santa Cos! Quaaludes for all the ladies...

I'm not a Christmas person because the religious ruined it for me! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2024:

found my tree and fuck that elf

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2024:

The only thing turning red there, GL, is your eyeballs.