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zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Wizard's first rule, people will believe anything that they want to be true, or anything that they are afraid is true. Granted, our boy takes it to the nazi extreme, but still.

On one of the dating sites I have women that are 24-29 years old sending me likes and messages I ...

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Half your age (round down) plus 7. Good rule of thumb for a lower limit.

Happy Saturday late afternoon! Lazy days like this are a luxury!

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Outstanding material, MG!

Ma, correct me when I am wrong...but please do so privately. (I heard a child telling his mother)

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Praise in public, criticize in private. This kid will be a good manager some day if that's what they want.

What was I thinking....

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Back in the days of the pilgrims, that is all white meat.

This was so funny I had to share

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

You have to respect the hammer of Thor! LOL

I hope trump sees at least some of the memes about him.

zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2022:

He would have to pay someone to explain them to him, and I doubt he would agree to the expense.

Happy Holidays!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Fabulous collection, G-man!

When I die cremate me so the whole world can kiss my ash.... You urned it world...

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2022:

I wanna be like Willie. Roll me up and smoke me when I'm gone.

Apologies to all those who're unfortunate enough to be sharing a meal with MAGA this Thanksgiving!

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Luckily, my family discussions about politics consist of everyone agreeing with one another that the right wing are a bunch of assholes. Then, we discuss why specific individuals on the right are assholes. It's fun, TBH.

How are the trumpanzees going to deal with the cognitive dissonance after trump's own hand picked ...

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2022:

They got their abortion bans, so they are happy.

Scammers are getting smarter.

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2022:

Whoa! He could have fooled me!

For me that would have been extremely rare.

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2022:

Clearly, the waiter was also married.

Something's not right...

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2022:

Give her credit, she stuck to that story through thick and thin.

Late night dump

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2022:

An EXCELLENT collection, Glenn!

Another mental defective from Swampy McSwampy's ragtag army get prison time for supporting the ...

zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Good. Throw away the key.

One to share with your friends.

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2022:

I was all there once, OK?

A marketing genuis

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2022:

It pays to advertise.

What is your level of trust?

zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2022:

I swear they're out there, I swear! ;)

Happy Sunday, hope you all have a great day!

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2022:

xmas butt plugs! You'll be singing something besides "Silver Bells". LOL

ARIZONA PROGRESS: 99% of precincts reporting Candidate Party Votes...

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2022:

What the hell is she looking at that evokes that kind of reaction?

Florida Man Makes Announcement - Ouch!

zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2022:

What's that old saying? Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel. LOL

Eating out is an organic experience.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2022:

I just went on a trip and I lost my cell phone in the cab to the airport (I got the phone back, but after the trip). I couldn't see the menus for any of the airport places to eat or drink, they all had QR code scans for that. Very frustrating. On another note, don't lose your cell phone before a trip. Can't even get an Uber without one.

Being Thankful.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2022:

One part of the mosaic of uniquely American contradictions.

Happy Wednesday, been busy!

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2022:

Extra-blasphemous, well done!

Trump Announcement So Boring, Staff BLOCKED Crowd from Leaving, ABC live report on the David Pakman ...

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2022:

It is their own fault for voluntarily being in the audience. Just to get the coupon for a buck off at the breakfast bar, probably.

Early Announcement: We celebrate my heart attack and consequent quadruple bypass surgery in exactly...

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2022:

Stay alive hon, sorry about the oatmeal, and HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

Marjorie Taylor Greene names herself to Oversight Committee: 'Nobody has told me no' [rawstory.

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2022:

I'd suggest re-opening the Bengahzi hearings. Why not, right? Jesus what a bunch of tools.

Russia's Vladimir Solovyov should do the world a favour and put a bullet in his head: ...

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

This is nothing new for the Russians. Excerpt from https://www.thehistoryreader.com/military-history/stalins-order-227-step-back/ "Stalin’s remedy was embodied in a new slogan. “Not a step back!” was to become the army’s watchword. Every man was told to fight until his final drop of blood. “Are there any extenuating causes for withdrawing from a firing position?” soldiers would ask their politruks. In future, the reply that handbooks prescribed would be “The only extenuating cause is death.” “Panicmongers and cowards,” Stalin decreed, “must be destroyed on the spot.” An officer who permitted his men to retreat without explicit orders was now to be arrested on a capital charge. And all personnel were confronted with a new sanction. The guardhouse was too comfortable to be used for criminals; in future, laggards, cowards, defeatists, and other miscreants would be consigned to penal battalions."

I love these.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Those are all great, TN3!

Before he become totally irrelevant. like Kari Lake.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Kari don't look too good without the soft focus filter. Plus choking on a hard loss and, I would hope, a bag of dicks.

He was the smart one starship Enterprise

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Oh bones. LOL

Lindsey Graham LOSES IT, CRIES and BEGS for help on Fox News [youtube.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

The kindest thing I've heard about Herschel was when Dave Chappelle diplomatically called him "observably stupid" on SNL. Newt Gingrich suggested he was brain-damaged. The guy shouldn't be allowed to operate a blender by himself, let alone serve as a senator. As for Lady G, well, save it for Hannity, buddy.

Here is an Irish thought.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

These days I just want to remember why I went into this room.

Some here worth stealing I hope

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Yep, that's the red wave all right! LOL

Hopefully they reject his claim for "Acts of a moron..."

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Time to cash in a couple more emeralds, eh Musk?

That was one big oops

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Those likes were commenting on the naked truth.

Monday morning blah!!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Who knew god looked like Harry Dean Stanton with a cig? Good bunch, hon. ;)

Not what I had in mind...

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Looks more economical, at least.

I really don't miss hanging around with people that would spout stuff like this

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2022:

Yeah, it's a test of faith. He works in mysterious ways. Go on, you'll be blessed. LOL

So the Rethuglicans are now angry.

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2022:

They're always angry about one fucking thing or another. I love it when they are angry at each other, it's very entertaining. 🤣🤣🤣😉

This will help the GA senate run off

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2022:

This IS MTG country, you know.

I'm gonna splurge...

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2022:

Go lowball with your first offer.

It really seems fitting

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2022:

Much better option. LOL

Just heard the rule and I like it.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2022:

I'd like to see her try.

He's gonna need a LOT of this:

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2022:

He's got a LOT of butt to cover.

It is now dog eat dog time in the Rethuglican Party: [bbc.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2022:

Not really a surprise, but still delightful to watch it all unfold.

It's not an everyday sight that a Phoenix gets caught on camera lol.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2022:

Great picture!

Elon is already talking about bankruptcy. When you find yourself in a hole,stop digging.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2022:

As long as we are hoping, I suggest Fox News is a great target for emerald boy.

Listen, he is very good.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2022:

Who's a good boy?

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what: A little boy and a little girl attended the same ...

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2022:

As long as they've gotten that far, they should skip to the stuffing part.

Fox News Republican Guest Decries the ‘My Pillow-ization’ of the GOP: We’ve Attracted These ...

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2022:

Well, when the literacy of your target audience is at the Archie/Jughead level, cartoon characters aren't a bad idea for an election or two. But I mean come on, enough is enough, am I right?

Looking for a job?

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2022:

To go orders by the bag.

‘Trumpty Dumpty’ Torched By Murdoch Media: ‘Perfect Record Of Election Defeat’ | HuffPost ...

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2022:

He isn't finished losing yet. He is still due to lose several court cases against him.

Just a collection.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2022:

Fantastic bunch here, Glenn.

MOPPING UP: The Ukrainian Army has destroyed more than half of the Russian reserves of armored ...

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2022:

I wonder if the former guy still thinks Putin's annexation plan was still super savvy. Aww, who cares what he thinks?

I would pay biggly to watch this

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2022:

Yeah, but who has the bigger Johnson, eh lardass? Good lord, what a spoiled brat.

Asking for a friend^ When making a porn movie involving food is it proper etiquette to wash ...

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2022:

Of course! You need to ask? You philistine! 🤣🤣

If you believe….

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2022:

I remember there was a group of about 6 or 7 kids in my high school (yes, I am that old) who believed this story passionately. They claimed there were visual clues on album covers, clues in song lyrics, messages in Beatles songs played backwards, and a bunch of other horseshit surrounding the story. One of my earliest exposures to disinformation.

This is what happens when political zealots and other emotionally and mentally defective people are ...

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2022:

She's a doozy all right. Very dangerous.

There you have it…….

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2022:

I KNEW it!

Remember to vote!

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2022:

I voted early last week. I only left one spot blank, the one where there was a republican running unopposed. Everything else was true blue.

Choose wisely!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2022:

That's what happens when your marketing department is all guys.

That's one way to do it...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2022:

The sharpie solution. I bet one certain orange tinted individual might have handled it this way, but tended to lose track of which number to write next.

I see Trumpty Dumpty as an object lesson in depravity, stupidity and social destruction.

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Maybe a cautionary tale on the combination of inherited wealth and disinterested toxic parents?

Why did he warn?

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Very few, vanishingly few, things would cause me to reject that type of attention. This is one of them.

It's all about the context

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

The best kind of surprise. LOL

Most likely true lol

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

How he is even in consideration for the US Senate is just one more reason to dislike the MAGA party. They might as well just drop the "republican" name, they are full-on orange batshit anymore.

A few before I take a few days off

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

I debated either the sad tag or the angry tag. I went with sad. Depressing and infuriating group, but well-selected, Glenn. I hope your few days off are for something fun.

Marjorie Taylor Greene and reporter Brian Glenn were inseparable in Rome Georgia last week

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

I believe MTG's lineage involves some horse DNA, but that's just a guess.

What would it take to force Swampy McSwampy to choke on his own stupidity and his own ...

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

A large size bag of dicks might be worth a try.

dirty old man busy.... Lol

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2022:

Only if they like it.

Flashback Friday: Republicans Gone Rogue.

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2022:

I remember this fuckwit. Good lord, what a legacy this guy leaves behind. Geez.

How much equipment and personnel has Russia lost in the Ukraine war?

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2022:

And for what?

Ooopppsss! I made a mistake!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2022:

Yikes!

Anybody good at geometry here?

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2022:

I'd call this the extreme lard-ass shape. It's not so much a shape as it is a statement. LOL

Extremist Republicans openly attack public schools teaching science, math, history and social ...

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2022:

As long as I can remember, republicans have been underfunding public education and pushing home schooling. That they are now openly denigrating the teaching of any subjects that aren't necessary to produce ignorant wage slaves is not the surprise - the surprise is that it took them so long to just say it out loud.

🤭🤭🤭🤭 Hahaha.

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2022:

You don't have to pass a written test to be a criminal. These boneheads keep proving that time and time again.

A group of low lifes.

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2022:

Good group, partner!😜

A waste of time and space - literally. 😆

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2022:

Red flag one is when your girlfriend requires you to share your location. Number two is the guy feeling the need to deceive rather than standing up for himself. The two deserve each other.

Ringing in the Thanksgiving season.

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2022:

The turkeys know what's up. LOL

My secret is out!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2022:

Write a book!

It's overwhelming

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2022:

There are cheaper ways to get hammered, even in a capitalistic society. Just sayin'.

The last symbol negates the first one

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2022:

Like "my dog has fleas", but for righty dickwipes.

A few more before they are out of date.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2022:

Good set there, buddy.

A man just found his wife has a Tinder profile and he's furious.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2022:

Not with you, you fuckwit.

So we all know Trump comes up with childish nicknames for his opponents.

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2022:

Well, he had the stones to use "Lyin' Ted" for Cruz, "Crooked Hillary" for Clinton, and "Crazy Nancy" for Pelosi, all of which are perfect examples of projection (as well as immaturity).

Happy Monday or Halloween, or whatever!

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2022:

I NEED that skeleton costume. LOL

“Success is not a random act.

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2022:

Lots of people mistake material accumulation for success. Money and possession, though, are often unsatisfying and hollow without a sense of personal and interpersonal fulfillment. Many rich people are miserable; many with far less possessions but a supportive family and a fulfilling life are very successful.

New food, they are going to have to research the name though

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2022:

Makes you want to visit and come again and again.

This explains why I was so willing to retire.

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2022:

In my entire 40 plus year career, I was never asked to take a drug test. Not one time. Lucky I guess.

Nice carving

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2022:

Long before they carved the designs, the pumpkins had already spilled their seed.

Arizona woman sues city after being arrested for feeding homeless people THE NEW ORDER.

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2022:

They did this in Raleigh too, although it was a charitable organization.

Just so you know or care.

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2022:

Buzz nailed it this time.

I don't know about you but this has put me right off piercings forever! :-D

zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2022:

Well, you know, not all piercings are this dingbat batshit crazy either. Whatever life events led this poor guy to thinking this was a good idea, well, good luck buddy, I hope things improve for you.

farm bird in an item of clothing.

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2022:

Wearing a stocking to the cocking. LOL

“Whatever ignominy or disgrace we have incurred, it is almost always in our power to re establish...

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2022:

It's harder to do it the second time around.

Goodnight, I'm exhausted!

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2022:

Baby daddy has an absorbing story to read. LOL

How do you respond to the question "Do you believe in God?

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2022:

I fall back to Linus Pauling who said this. " I believe that all complicated phenomena can be explained using simpler scientific principles. "

It's Halloween Witches!!

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2022:

Those are great, Glenn! I'm gonna be what I always am for Halloween. a drunk old stoner with gray hair and a pot belly. I don't fool anybody, but I don't spend a dime on costumes. LOL