Enjoy your fucking meal

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2023:

My fucking kind of goddamned place. 🤣

Mike the pillow Nazi announces he is broke.... [packaged-media.redd.it]

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2023:

Fuck around and find out, Mike? He found out. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Trump said to African Americans - "What you've got to lose?

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2023:

I guess the craziness is contagious.

I like to read comments in many of the news headlines and one about how ‘Wait Until You Get a ...

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2023:

Let's not forget that faint but unmistakable smell of old man smegma.

I'm familiar with this path.

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2023:

I teeter on the brink of mediocrity. 🤣

“Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas”…………..Marie Curie.

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2023:

I'm not sure where this comes from, but I remember "great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss other people".

No Shit!!!! Stop playing with me!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2023:

I sense you are getting some stuff off of your chest here, MG. Very funny group. 😊

The wrong end of the lettuce.

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2023:

Let me guess, the boyfriend has a carrot in his ear.

I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction.

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2023:

Very prophetic. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting an idiot or two these days.

Fact-checking Trump's claims about New York fraud trial

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2023:

A lot of my former friends still believe him.

Worth the drive...

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2023:

Yikes!

I see one of Putin's Puppets, Matt Gaetz, is doing his master's bidding in Congress: [bbc.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2023:

Yeah, but the order of Lenin badge he got is way cool.

Nailed it....

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2023:

I've lost a lot of friends because of this. You can't trust anyone who makes excuses for Hitler.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses UK Govt of Trying to Start WW III After a newspaper interview ...

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2023:

Looking for logic, common sense, or even a tenuous relationship to reality in anything this moronic bimbo says is, as they say, an exercise in futility.

Is it still Sunday?

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2023:

I wondered about those bears....

You've got to start somewhere

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2023:

Like that's ever gonna happen..

“I may be a living legend, but that sure don’t help when I’ve got to change a flat ...

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2023:

Sometimes even a living legend needs a hand. https://youtu.be/ZsNv2rUWMBM?si=LNJQmVU1z1PbdAKP

Looks like it went up the love canal...

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2023:

That's one way to get the seeds out.

The reverse is true. 😆

zeuser comments on Sep 29, 2023:

The ones who've accused me of being an asshole in the past were, for the most part, projecting. Not in every case, mind you. LOL

Whiskers set the tradition consuming of the blood and body of Christ.

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2023:

Nice, very funny group!

A meme with feet!

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2023:

I'm still not sure what the simple human picture is all about. Good set, MG!

Judge rules former US president Donald Trump defrauded banks and insurers as he built his real ...

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2023:

Ok, so NOW his political career is over, right? RIGHT?!

Good thing he didn’t come home while she was having sausage.

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2023:

I erupt whenever I want. I take the "faith" out of "old faithful". lol Nice set, Gary.

I thought it was a praying hands emoji, too! Better not send it to anyone who's just lost their ...

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2023:

Huh. I never used that emoji because, well, I don't pray for one thing. Looks like the joke is on me.

He asked and the guy delivered.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2023:

Ouch.

Who could resist that.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2023:

I'm all in.

Newton’s Prime law of motion.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2023:

Holy fuck, these are all fantastic! If it's really gagh. it has to be alive!

Maga cunts!

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2023:

Tell me you are a bigoted dimwit without using the words "bigoted dimwit".

I need a second opinion...

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2023:

At the "Tires Akimbo" alignment garage...

What a lazy Sunday!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2023:

K *ducks and runs*

Lather up those dishes.

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2023:

Yeah, I'd be a little leary of the nail gun too. Nice group, bro.

Trying something new.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2023:

We have some pretty clear constitutional protections here. Plus Baphomet is a more convivial fictional character than you-know-who.

I'm BLIND!!!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2023:

I know that guy. His name is Jass. Hugh Jass.

It's a simple question [tiktok.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2023:

The answer is pretty long, if you want it to be complete.

That photographer would have been so famous had he only made his name known!

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2023:

Ok, say parmesan!

I just found out that I have messages but I can't respond!

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2023:

Hah! That's how much YOU know. It's not a basement, it's a CRAWL SPACE! LOL

These homeless guys can read and write

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2023:

In that situation, a good sense of humor reeeeally helps.

They said develop a niche in services you offer.... so he did.

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2023:

Make it a special on hump day. Marketing is my passion. LOL

Another reason to love Japan.

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2023:

Wait, what? You mean it doesn't?!

R2 you naughty boy.

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2023:

They usually all find my mailbox, for some reason.

Good call. 😆

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2023:

To thine own self be true. 😏

You missed the sequel

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2023:

Riley likes to keep it smooth.

Good Morning, happy Saturday!

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2023:

Well unfuck me! I'm gonna use that one in real life, thanks MG. The rest are all A game picks. 😉

Yaba daba don’t tell me I can’t ride my loyal Cretaceous steed.

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2023:

Nice work, bro!

Knock knock.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2023:

As the Irish say "Whale oil beef hooked"

Psycho! She's the on the 10 most wanted for trailer trash crimes [denverpost.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2023:

I watched the entire montage of security footage that showed her and her manutenuto shown the door - up the aisle, through the lobby, out the door, on the outside walking to the parking lot. I wish there was sound.

Bacon always works!

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2023:

I'd be suspicious if I was on fivesies and the ducky disappeared after I tossed it. Very funny group, MG. ;)

Called in sick today and have been sleeping!

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2023:

We tend to forget that today's adorable little chicks are tomorrow's McNuggets. 😜 Good set, MG, I hope you get to feeling better.

And a lot of whom are totally braindead.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2023:

It still baffles me why there are so many of them. I've read all the articles about it and I understand the cult mentality, but still, the scale is depressing.

Insurrectionists toilet paper.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2023:

I bet the guy with the pickup truck carries all of his grocery bags into the house in just one trip. Nice set, Gary.

GOP Sen.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2023:

Lordy, what a moron.

The real reason Pangea broke up, and probably the Beatles too.

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2023:

They say Ringo used to lay some clouds down in the studio. LOL

Wisconsin GOP Threatens to Impeach Newly Elected Liberal State Supreme Court Justice Wisconsin ...

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2023:

Just when you think they can't possibly be any more hypocritical.....

Here we go again!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2023:

Nice set! All I can think about now is "Dave's not here!"

Hope you all are having a relaxing Sunday!

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2023:

Ahhh, that collection of fine wines brings back memories. Not all of the memories, a lot of those left me prior to the sobering up process. 🤪

Sign language at Iowa football game....

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2023:

Way to go, Iowa, I'm proud of y'all!

The highest achievement of evolution: The noble fisherman!😉

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2023:

For me at least, a LOT of times it's just the wine talking. 🍷🤭

Come and get it!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2023:

Another excuse to get fried.

A famous quote

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2023:

Hmmm, I figured he would've been a likely shish kabob guy.

As good as the Roman soldiers

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2023:

Bull's-eye on bullshit, a winning score.

Personally don't care for Football, but since it's that season again...

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2023:

She clearly believes it's a team sport.

Papas aren’t alway a good influence, but they are always fun. Happy Friday heathens.

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2023:

I'd buy the shocker donuts. LOL

Happy Friday!!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2023:

Toe beans! Nice set, MG.

How to blow a job interview.

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2023:

That would do it! LOL

Restaurant Mar-a-Lardo is delighted to offer a never-to-be-repeated special dinner for a mere ...

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2023:

What's next? 50-50 bingo?

“I find television very educating.

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2023:

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Also Groucho, both pure gold.

Peter Navarro: Ex-Trump adviser convicted of contempt of Congress: [bbc.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2023:

Good! Scofflaw MF gonna get some hoosegow experience, arrogant douche canoe.

You are in Texas

zeuser comments on Sep 7, 2023:

If you could put that kind of dumbass in a bottle, maybe they could analyze it and find something like an anti venom.

Some cute and silly pet memes for my friends.

zeuser comments on Sep 7, 2023:

Animals are always funny. Good set, man.

Trump suffers loss in second E Jean Carroll defamation case: [bbc.com] Once a liar, always a liar.

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2023:

Stick it to him.

Doctors, dentists, solicitors, insurance companies, etc.

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2023:

It can be a fertile ground for insidious self-serving behavior.

Ex-Proud Boy leader Enrique Tarrio has been jailed for 22 years: [bbc.

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2023:

Good.

You know what?

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2023:

Heel thyself.

A dream-shattering moment

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2023:

Aww. It was MJ without the prosthetics and makeup. It's a good story, stick to it.

“What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us ...

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2023:

Ain't it the truth! *sigh*

I cannot believe it

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2023:

Nooooo!

Happy Labor Day!!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2023:

I know an Italian guy who used to own a pizza place. He agrees. He growls when you mention gluten free, and despises cauliflower crusts.

It looks like Brett Farve will have to face the music for stealing from the poor (civilly at least)...

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2023:

Uh oh, if he's short on cash, he may try to come and play a couple of more seasons. I bet the Lions would pick him up. LOL

Can you imagine? (but someone would have to take one for the team and read the whole bible)

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2023:

That rule would eliminate an entire Karen-based cottage industry. I'll vote for that.

The honeymoon is over!

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2023:

When I find that yellow asshole.. Good ones!

Anti foreplay sign.

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2023:

Injuries to who? 🤔

If I was Hindi, I’d pray to be reincarnated as a butterfly. 😉

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2023:

Nice set, Gary.

Kid's will be kid's! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2023:

Wider than a mile! LOL Several excellent ones here, MG!

Here are the sequels

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2023:

I saw the frozen one before, but different strokes, that's next level good. LOL

Was I wrong?

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2023:

You need to be more subtle, but otoh, that ship has already sailed, yeah? LOL

Zeuser's quote made me think of this.

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2023:

I need to read that again. It made a big impression when I first read it, I need to read it again.

Funniest open letter ever!... Where do I sign?

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2023:

Very nice. Of course, we here all have brand name butt plugs. LOL I love the word oleaginous. Rancid paella, feculent KFC hole, this is all pure gold.

Isn’t this sacrilegious? This guy was dressed as our favorite god. Dragoncon 2023 USA

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2023:

Works for me!

Just die already!

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2023:

The sequel!

Gator aid concert tour

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2023:

The perfect idiocratic response. LOL

Woohoo 3Day Weekend!!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2023:

I gotta practice my bong hero skill! Great job, MG!

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2023:

At the top, you look down and see faces. Lower down you look up, you see a bunch of assholes.

Way to go man.

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2023:

Well, that's 1990 dollars, about 7 large today. But I take your point.

Rudy can't win for losing, even when he doesn't show up [cnbc.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2023:

This is turning into a common strategy for the coup crew, what happens if we just ignore the judge? Well, this is what happens, you alcohol-soaked donut, a summary judgment against you. Have fun in bankruptcy court.

Thursday Morning Meme Drop!

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2023:

Meme addiction anonymous can help.

Meme dump.... because homophobia is the fear of being Gay...

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2023:

A very compelling group centered on a fabulous subject. Nice work, MG.

Donald Trump is facing 91 criminal charges and a range of civil lawsuits.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2023:

Waaaay overdue.

I pray this is legit

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2023:

Batteries included?

'I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2023:

Me too, OW. Hi Ryo!

Only Married Man will Understand This Better! 😹🙊 By Xavier Early in the morning, husband ...

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2023:

Yeah, when it got to this point, it was a lost cause. *big sigh*