This is what happens when political zealots and other emotionally and mentally defective people are ...

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2022:

She's a doozy all right. Very dangerous.

There you have it…….

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2022:

I KNEW it!

Remember to vote!

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2022:

I voted early last week. I only left one spot blank, the one where there was a republican running unopposed. Everything else was true blue.

Choose wisely!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2022:

That's what happens when your marketing department is all guys.

That's one way to do it...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2022:

The sharpie solution. I bet one certain orange tinted individual might have handled it this way, but tended to lose track of which number to write next.

I see Trumpty Dumpty as an object lesson in depravity, stupidity and social destruction.

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Maybe a cautionary tale on the combination of inherited wealth and disinterested toxic parents?

Why did he warn?

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Very few, vanishingly few, things would cause me to reject that type of attention. This is one of them.

It's all about the context

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

The best kind of surprise. LOL

Most likely true lol

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

How he is even in consideration for the US Senate is just one more reason to dislike the MAGA party. They might as well just drop the "republican" name, they are full-on orange batshit anymore.

A few before I take a few days off

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

I debated either the sad tag or the angry tag. I went with sad. Depressing and infuriating group, but well-selected, Glenn. I hope your few days off are for something fun.

Marjorie Taylor Greene and reporter Brian Glenn were inseparable in Rome Georgia last week

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

I believe MTG's lineage involves some horse DNA, but that's just a guess.

What would it take to force Swampy McSwampy to choke on his own stupidity and his own ...

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2022:

A large size bag of dicks might be worth a try.

dirty old man busy.... Lol

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2022:

Only if they like it.

Flashback Friday: Republicans Gone Rogue.

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2022:

I remember this fuckwit. Good lord, what a legacy this guy leaves behind. Geez.

How much equipment and personnel has Russia lost in the Ukraine war?

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2022:

And for what?

Ooopppsss! I made a mistake!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2022:

Yikes!

Anybody good at geometry here?

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2022:

I'd call this the extreme lard-ass shape. It's not so much a shape as it is a statement. LOL

Extremist Republicans openly attack public schools teaching science, math, history and social ...

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2022:

As long as I can remember, republicans have been underfunding public education and pushing home schooling. That they are now openly denigrating the teaching of any subjects that aren't necessary to produce ignorant wage slaves is not the surprise - the surprise is that it took them so long to just say it out loud.

🤭🤭🤭🤭 Hahaha.

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2022:

You don't have to pass a written test to be a criminal. These boneheads keep proving that time and time again.

A group of low lifes.

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2022:

Good group, partner!😜

A waste of time and space - literally. 😆

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2022:

Red flag one is when your girlfriend requires you to share your location. Number two is the guy feeling the need to deceive rather than standing up for himself. The two deserve each other.

Ringing in the Thanksgiving season.

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2022:

The turkeys know what's up. LOL

My secret is out!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2022:

Write a book!

It's overwhelming

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2022:

There are cheaper ways to get hammered, even in a capitalistic society. Just sayin'.

The last symbol negates the first one

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2022:

Like "my dog has fleas", but for righty dickwipes.

A few more before they are out of date.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2022:

Good set there, buddy.

A man just found his wife has a Tinder profile and he's furious.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2022:

Not with you, you fuckwit.

So we all know Trump comes up with childish nicknames for his opponents.

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2022:

Well, he had the stones to use "Lyin' Ted" for Cruz, "Crooked Hillary" for Clinton, and "Crazy Nancy" for Pelosi, all of which are perfect examples of projection (as well as immaturity).

Happy Monday or Halloween, or whatever!

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2022:

I NEED that skeleton costume. LOL

“Success is not a random act.

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2022:

Lots of people mistake material accumulation for success. Money and possession, though, are often unsatisfying and hollow without a sense of personal and interpersonal fulfillment. Many rich people are miserable; many with far less possessions but a supportive family and a fulfilling life are very successful.

New food, they are going to have to research the name though

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2022:

Makes you want to visit and come again and again.

This explains why I was so willing to retire.

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2022:

In my entire 40 plus year career, I was never asked to take a drug test. Not one time. Lucky I guess.

Nice carving

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2022:

Long before they carved the designs, the pumpkins had already spilled their seed.

Arizona woman sues city after being arrested for feeding homeless people THE NEW ORDER.

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2022:

They did this in Raleigh too, although it was a charitable organization.

Just so you know or care.

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2022:

Buzz nailed it this time.

I don't know about you but this has put me right off piercings forever! :-D

zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2022:

Well, you know, not all piercings are this dingbat batshit crazy either. Whatever life events led this poor guy to thinking this was a good idea, well, good luck buddy, I hope things improve for you.

farm bird in an item of clothing.

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2022:

Wearing a stocking to the cocking. LOL

“Whatever ignominy or disgrace we have incurred, it is almost always in our power to re establish...

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2022:

It's harder to do it the second time around.

Goodnight, I'm exhausted!

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2022:

Baby daddy has an absorbing story to read. LOL

How do you respond to the question "Do you believe in God?

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2022:

I fall back to Linus Pauling who said this. " I believe that all complicated phenomena can be explained using simpler scientific principles. "

It's Halloween Witches!!

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2022:

Those are great, Glenn! I'm gonna be what I always am for Halloween. a drunk old stoner with gray hair and a pot belly. I don't fool anybody, but I don't spend a dime on costumes. LOL

Does he look like a doctor? My scammer alert is twitching.

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2022:

Can't judge a book by its cover. Maybe he is in fact a doctor, but he can also be a muscular putz. Go with your gut, LH!

Peter Navarro Says He Doesn’t Have To Give Back Stolen Docs Because It Would Make Him Look Super ...

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2022:

Each one of these mooks is just a little bit more stupid than the last, you know?

Sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander

zeuser comments on Oct 23, 2022:

Perfect for each other. LOL 🤣

A Scottish couple took in a young women as a lodger.

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2022:

Uh oh, which bulls-eye do you shoot for? LOL

(THINKS) Oh god, not another one, I'm sick to death of this shit! :-D

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2022:

I hear BoJo is tanned, rested and ready. ;)

“The most valuable of all talents is never using two words when one will do”………… Thomas...

zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2022:

Clarity being equal, shorter is better. Learned that in technical writing school. 😏

Jan. 6 panel formally issues subpoena to Trump - Media Bias/Fact Check

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2022:

He'll run out the clock until the new congress gets seated next January.

And now you know the rest of the story...

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2022:

And squeaky toys! Don't forget squeaky toys!

Corporations Using Inflation As Cover To Raise Prices [youtu.

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2022:

I learned all of this as an economics undergrad in the 70's. It's amazing how the theories have all played out just like in the textbooks. We all saw this coming. But we voted to make sure gays don't get married and that we can force 13 year old girls to have their rapist's babies.

Maroon of the day, [azcentral.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2022:

One more GOP jerkoff. It's sort of like a brand for them if you think about it.

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the ability to achieve the ...

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2022:

Or rather discover the limits of impossibility.

A big old Indian was sitting in a bar out west when a dirty hippy came in.

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2022:

When the hippy left, the Indian waved and said "Bi son!"

This is my personal position about the state of the world today.

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2022:

Entirely plausible. The worst human instincts have been perfected and injected in all of us, it seems.

Lauren Boebert just had her ass handed to her by Chelsea Handler: [youtube.

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2022:

She's probably gonna pull out her election in a close one. I hope not.

Technologically speaking 😆

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2022:

Personally, I eschew linguistic obfuscation.

Already a long week for me! Hope you enjoy the rest of your week!

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2022:

On fleek, as usual. ;)

No wonder it is so time consuming

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2022:

I've always wondered about this. After I do laundry, everything is folded or hung up. It ain't that hard.

Yellow flowers are uplifting. What's your favorite flower color?

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2022:

Purple petunias.

Things Got Even Worse For The Trump Family As Report Claimed Don Jr.

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2022:

Jail em all. And good luck collecting any money if the jury awards damages.

Today's "What a maroon" Trumper Browning had a fake twitter but accidentally posted this to his real...

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2022:

There are things that IQ tests cannot measure. LOL

Answer me this...

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2022:

You can usually pop the valve off and drink from it like a floppy bottle. Um, I read that in People magazine. 😏

Come on folks, we gotta do better.

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2022:

Happy pagan holidays, y'all! Or as us atheists say, happy nothing! There, I did my part. 🤪

mildly effective.

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2022:

Who steals ice?

When you're stuck in English Lit for life!

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2022:

It is not!

[twitter.

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2022:

Ooo, I would've loved to see that lardassed coward get a bloody nose from a skinny old broad who is tougher than shoe leather and mean as a snake!

"Just FYI, POTUS is psed," the email read: [abc.net.au]

zeuser comments on Oct 15, 2022:

This still gets me riled up.

I remain frustrated that the media have continued to censor the fact that 'long-guns' were recovered...

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2022:

Probably suppressed due to the identities of the individuals with the rifles. That's my guess.

Things are not looking too good for Trumpty Dumpty: [bbc.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2022:

I heard he is willing to testify, but only if it's on live TV. The Captain Queeg monologue from The Caine Mutiny comes to mind. "And what about the strawberry business? "

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha 😆

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2022:

There has GOT to be a point where a brain artery just pops, no?

While small children only have to say 'I wanna go home, now.' When have we lost that privilege?

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2022:

"Welp, looks like it's time for me to go" usually works for me.

Good morning!!! Hope you all have a good day!

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2022:

I sense a somewhat giddily liberated vibe here, MG. Great set. ;)

There's A loooot going on here.

zeuser comments on Oct 12, 2022:

WTF?!?

TikToker Explains Why Conservative Men Can't Find Love [youtube.com] lolz

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2022:

This is fucking hilarious!

That was a hard day's night for this dog.

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2022:

It's that Trump Brand of Tootski!

How did this flower get that name lol?

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2022:

We are missing the blue balls.

Which US Senator is the worst racist bigot?

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2022:

They love his cracker ass in Tuscaloosa.

There are two identical twin brothers that live together.

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2022:

Should have seen that one coming. Good one, OMH!

Is the lucky shark going to be Merrick Garland, Letitia James, or Fulton County District Attorney ...

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2022:

This is a tag team match, with Ms. James landing the first blow. I think Ms. Willis will be next, and coup de grace will be delivered by the DOJ.

The usual bullshit, they never say and do any of those things.

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2022:

The power of propaganda. I've been watching this pick up steam for decades. Starving public education of funds, more and more homeschooling, cult building techniques, and multiple propaganda outlets, and here we are.

Home Covid Test.

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2022:

BTW, this works with bourbon too. FYI.

You've got to keep them warm and toasty

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2022:

Awww.

make over time

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2022:

For a lot of folks, you are what you look like. LOL

Jimmy Johns is kinky

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2022:

Yeah, but can they find the meatballs?

Fractured Fairy Tales, 2022

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2022:

The free market can be brutal. That invisible hand can bitch-slap you. LOL

B sharp. It's just A minor problem. 😆

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2022:

I just used the clef notes.

Sorry you have to see this

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2022:

Me too. Yuck.

“Truth is so obscure in these times, and falsehood so established, that unless we love the truth ...

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2022:

Wow, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Pascal died in the 1660's, if memory serves.

It's Friday bitches!

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2022:

Prick with a fork! Hahahaha

GUESS WHO'S NOT GOING TO BE TWEETING AGAIN?

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2022:

C'mon, GA-14, let's ban her from congress permanently too.

Break time memes!

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2022:

You are on a roll today! Good job!

Just a Wednesday night! Hope you all are having a good one!

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2022:

Nice collection, MG. BJ humor is always a hit. LOL

My artistic idol.

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2022:

I wonder who posed for the artist.

Happy Taco Tuesday 🌮 😋 🤪 🤣

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2022:

People style, har har!🤣

I'm glad these Republican candidates keep inviting him to their campaign rallies where he can tell ...

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2022:

If he didn't have such a huge propensity to step on his own johnson, we'd be in trouble. I should say MORE trouble.

I get it Ron...

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Big Ron is playing with himself these days in the hoosegow.

I was sure that the trump trio would be gone by now

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2022:

The guy with the horns is the only one in jail. That's a mistake. Not that he's in jail, but that the other two traitors are not.

Marjorie Taylor Greene deceptively tells Trump rally that Democrat 'killings' of Republicans have ...

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2022:

She's a dilly all right, but the people who voted for her are worse. Without them, we would never have heard of her.

admit it, you sang it

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Take it easy, take it easy, don't let the sound of your goat's bleat make you crazy. 😜

I went to a little boutique record store that specialized in hard-to-find records.

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2022:

On brand, they warned you!