Boudreaux, Thibadeaux and Clarence were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their ...

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Boudreaux's wife isn't the clueless one here. LOL

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can...

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Ooo, sick BURN!

Trump and his minions, May they all rot in hell.

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Conman the Vulgarian, eh? Now THAT one gets an A for creativity. Plus, has anyone really looked at what's inside of those shitty pillows?

Special Master Judge Dearie puts Trump's lawyers in their place; wants answers on declassification -...

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2022:

Good to see at least one judge who isn't on the take, and does not want to look like a sycophantic moron. Unlike Judge Cannon.

Beyond Meat COO Arrested After Biting Off the Tip of a Man’s Nose Plant-based meat substitute ...

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2022:

The booger was a bonus. 😏

I bet Mike Lindell wishes he had not decided to ride this horse to the apocalypse.

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2022:

Good. Jail this smarmy lunatic. You ever hear him? He's certifiable.

Woman wearing a low-cut dress: Look, my eyes are up here. Me:

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2022:

All I can say is that it pays to advertise. YMMV

Latest moves from the republican crowd.

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2022:

He thinks he is just the cleverest guy, a bully punching down and playing to the howling mob, like Geoffrey on Game of Thrones.

Works every time...

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2022:

I like this idea.

Two Swedish police officers are patrolling the Norwegian border.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2022:

No matter what, the poor slob and the end of the rope is still twisting in the northern wind.

It's all about the money

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2022:

Imagine getting all of that money for nothing and living your life in a perpetual tantrum. Then selling out your country to the russians and saudis.

The next question would be 'How did you make disks floppy?' 😆

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2022:

It was easier when my old laptop had a CD drive. The one I have now does not. I bought an external CD drive, but damn if I can figure out how to burn a CD with that. Still haven't done it, just stream shit now.

Big difference in taste.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2022:

But which one leaves you with fresher breath? Hmmmm?

Donald Trump will only have himself to blame for all the consequences of his stubborn refusal to use...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2022:

He can't help himself. His life has damaged him so much that the narcissist liar and the huckster's ability to swindle are all that's left. Should be in jail or ward #8.

Trump Appears to Straight-Up Call GOP Candidates Losers [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2022:

I need stronger words than "reprehensible fuckwad". Help me out here.

Queen of MAGATs goes aggressive again! Marjorie Taylor Greene is accused of kicking a teen ...

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2022:

This is bar-fight level behavior. Taunting, condescending, insulting, and unnessarily abrasive and rude. Then the assault. 🙄

Where the hell do I belong?

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2022:

You have to be yourself so you can free yourself. Let it all out there and discard the people who don't like it. If someone can't handle all of the real you, maybe that person (or persons) isn't meant for you. I know, that sounds kind of glib. It's all I got. You can hide parts of yourself for the sake of companionship, but you will eventually pay a psychological price. And you know what? Everyone will eventually figure it all out anyway. Best wishes!

He really didn't think this one through!

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2022:

Featured in the upcoming cookbook "Recipes for Disasters".

It warms my heart. Am I bad for that?

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2022:

He probably cut a deal, and would have served 10 to 20 if it went to trial. Still, have fun for the next 5 years, you nazi.

Happy Thursday!!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2022:

Everybody knows that tacos are always the best choice. LOL

"I will look upon death or of comedy with the same expression of countenance." Seneca

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2022:

If you are a doing stand up, you want to pay this guy to stay out of your audience.

Finally something to believe in

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Don't forget the different dipping sauces.

T-boy was delivering papers to an apartment house over dere in Montegut.

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Good one!

Twins separated at birth?

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2022:

Let's hear 'em both sing "War Pigs". Then I will make a call. LOL

Will there finally be justice?

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2022:

Oh my word. This is almost surreal.

USA HELL: Herschel Walker BEATING Raphael Warnock [youtube.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2022:

The people of Georgia, really? Oh come on!

We all have out priorities.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2022:

I thought everybody did that.

Cracker jack legal team and the special mistress.

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2022:

It's not easy to quantify and compare incompetence.

Matt Gates called out for mocking rival's 12- year old autistic son, taking photos of him and ...

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2022:

Up in the panhandle, that's how they roll. Gaetz is reprehensible, barely coherent, pays to have sex with little girls, and they love him up in district 1. They should lock his ass up and throw away the key. IMHO, of course.

checkmate atheists

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2022:

More like "cheek, mate".

Anti-bucket list.

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2022:

Get a job.

the vatican must be getting desperate

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2022:

It sucks out your soul and injects a variety of different kinds of guilt. Voila, dominus vobiscum!

“Once you stop learning, you start dying”…………….Albert Einstein.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2022:

I like to try to learn at least one thing a day, no matter how mundane, and to come up with at least one good idea a day. Some days I go dry, but at least I try.

Now that I've had some commuting experience, I can well understand this!

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2022:

An elegant solution to an annoying problem.

Video emerges of Trump moving boxes of documents from maralargo to bedminster in May 2021 ...

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Of course, Bedminster is where the Saudis are holding their "Bone Saw Open" golf tournament. How conveeeeeenient.

Just a thought about something that sometimes happens on this site, every now and again.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Never considered that. I rarely respond to trolling as the response is the desired result, but this puts a clearer perspective on why one ought not respond. Thanks, man.

Hahaha!!!!? These are SO funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2022:

Those are hilarious!

How to behave as a musical icon.... [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2022:

Those guys put on a real show. They have some great short stuff up on TikTok.

I met my new neighbor today I asked him “So what do you do for a living?

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2022:

That checks, all right! LOL

I really like this idea!

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Oh I am so down with this!

Maybe he does have a claim to the throne

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Takes two hands to handle a whopper, right "King"? LOL

“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

A good start.

OK, maybe not ALL for laughs -

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Some sharp insights there, but ya gotta love sea urchins with printed hats. Rock on, little urchins. ;)

the new karate kid soundtrack looks great.

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

WTF?!

Hahaha!!!!!!! Joe Biden imitating Mitch McConnell is the best act I've seen in forever!! He's dead ...

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

MAGA people: "Not bad, but can he do a disabled reporter? Huh?"

Always wanted to....

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Don't worry about the bride. Evidently, she knows how to use a tire iron.

Certainly think they captured the spirit of his time in office

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

No Diet Coke?

At least one of these would not make me more comfortable, can you guess?

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2022:

You still got it, GL. 😄

Have a happy Friday!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Gotta check out that moon shit.

Video Shows SEVERAL MAGA REPUBLICANS Demanding an END TO DEMOCRACY!!! [youtube.

zeuser comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Plenty of places where they could go to with zero democracy. They should go there.

He's never been held accountable once in his entire life.

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2022:

Smells like flop sweat.

UK reduces unemployment by 1

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2022:

'bout time, you old bucktoothed freeloader.

"Don't bother with churches, government buildings, or city squares; if you want to know about a ...

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2022:

This is a fact.

Another groaner

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2022:

*pinches the bridge of my nose, closes my eyes* Oh Bob.

Manipulating America's Gullible Assholes

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2022:

Funny, but still infuriating.

Which door is yours....

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2022:

Well that's a little sexist, isn't it? Having said that, I understand the tropes and would go take a leak in Bla.

too expensive for me

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2022:

WTF?!

A Stoic is someone who transforms fear into prudence, pain into transformation, mistakes into ...

zeuser comments on Sep 7, 2022:

My understanding of stoicism is somewhat different. I will explore further on my own.

Got a few interesting ones here.

zeuser comments on Sep 7, 2022:

You are an animal! 😏

She should resign in disgrace

zeuser comments on Sep 7, 2022:

She is your next supreme court nominee if a republican ever gets to make another pick. This was her audition.

“Public opinion is a compound of folly, weakness, prejudice, right feeling, wrong feeling, ...

zeuser comments on Sep 7, 2022:

AS my homeboy, Uncle Joe, said the other day, "(Everybody) has the right to be an idiot."

Oooooh boy!!! 😳😲 [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Sep 7, 2022:

Republican front runner is officially radioactive.

She stole my idea!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Easy to get into those drawers, I'll bet. 😏

Judge Authorizes Special Master to Review Trump Mar-A-Lago Raid Documents, Temporarily Blocks DOJ ...

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2022:

I still can't see how a judge can rule on an investigation in a different district. Or how a judge *appointed by a potential defendant* not recuse herself on that basis from any judicial review of that defendant.

I think I'll pass.

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2022:

Me too, hoss.

Why are the ones I meet so Clilitorate?

zeuser comments on Sep 5, 2022:

We need the right teacher to tutor us. ;)

Where is this place...

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2022:

Yes, of course. What about my wiener?

I have questions, anyone want to guess at the answers?

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2022:

Purse and piss kind of sound alike. Maybe that's the source of some nasty confusion.

😂😂😂 @ Dr. Richey "Ladies and Gentlemen, we have found Patient Zero." 🤣 [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2022:

That was fascinating to see this woman work it out in spite of her other beliefs. Once logic gains a foothold, though, it continues to spread. A good thing, I hope this helps her continue to think for herself in a logical fashion. <3

She has no idea

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2022:

Maybe some Jelllo pudding right after? Eat it all, hon.

Found these today! Have a great Saturday!

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2022:

Aww, she SHOULD have told me! LOL

Who's sleepy now?

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2022:

I am REALLY happy to see Uncle Joe on his toes and punching back. You knock a Scranton guy down, we pop back up jabbing.

A few for the weekend…

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2022:

I'd go with "orgy".

LOL @ Dr Richey ".

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2022:

Nuttier than a carton of Payday bars.

Kevin McCarthy backs Trump hoarding top secret papers, calling FBI search an ‘assault on ...

zeuser comments on Sep 3, 2022:

He is a ridiculous guy, of course he's making a ridiculous speech.

Barricaded at work because there was a robbery at the bank next door and the suspects ran away! ...

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2022:

Nice! My money is on Sheen, FWIW.

Let God guide you - Not! 😆

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2022:

See if you can simultaneously piss and moan. The aim will take care of itself. :)

Well, they have to explain everything.

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2022:

We called it streaking, but that was another place and another time.

Behold, Newsmax Turns On Trump, Decrees He Is ‘Sheep In Wolf’s Clothing’ ‘Coward’ | ...

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2022:

I always have mixed feelings when someone comes to the right conclusion for all the wrong reasons. Not for long, but it does make me think a bit.

It's about to get real, Donald!

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2022:

"I wish I could read", gnarf gnarf.

Reagan did a lot of damage to our world but he had some success with arms reduction.

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2022:

Gorby was reasonable, realistic, and intelligent, not at all a party line imperialist. This is why he didn't last long as the top guy, and that drunken moron Yeltsin displaced him. The weak and besotted Yeltsin gave way to the pure autocrat Putin, and this is where we are today. RIP.

New arrests for the Jan 6 insurrection.

zeuser comments on Sep 1, 2022:

Criminals, traitors, seditionists, and thugs.

Trump legal team says classified records ‘no cause for alarm’ in bizarre filing | The ...

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2022:

It is just one bullet to the foot after another with these imbeciles. I am watching this, but I almost cannot believe how lame this is. It's like in chess, you see the writing on the wall and you offer a draw or resign. Not these grandmasters, though, nope. Play it out.

Finally a true comparison, sorry Drac, it was necessary.

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2022:

Yeah, that's the PERFECT description! LOL

Can anyone tell why Election-Deniers are so sure Trump won the last election?

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2022:

The story they are telling themselves suits them better than actual reality. It can become addictive, lying to yourself and immersing yourself into a cult. Plus, the pols are fund raising off of it, so there is that.

Latest Meme Haul

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2022:

I vote for the ugly-ass crime, but the carpet was a very close second.

I just want Ya' All to know that I've taken one for the team.

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2022:

Good for you! I'm happy you are on the case for us!

Home Ec Major Marsha Blackburn Not Paying For YOUR Useless (Gay) Degree! [wonkette.

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2022:

Good one! You wonder how Marsha's brain generates enough power to keep her lips moving.

LOLOL @ Ben from MeidasTouch.

zeuser comments on Aug 31, 2022:

I've heard descriptions of what this asswipe would do if he was cornered, and all of his demented actions so far were accurately predicted. This shit is going to bring him down, he is a piece of toast walking.

Alex Jones: The Left Will Stage Mass Shootings So That They Can Win Mid-Terms

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2022:

Of course. Well, when you are a house painter, you paint houses for a living. That's what you know how to do. When you are an auto mechanic, you fix cars for a living. That's what you know how to do. When you are a fear-mongering scumbag far right liar, you fear monger and tell scumbag far right lies. That's what you know how to do. QED

Man, that balance is incredible! 😆

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2022:

Awww.

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.

zeuser comments on Aug 30, 2022:

You got me! LOL

Religion can have its advantages.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2022:

Um, you might want to check some of the signs indicating involvement by the holy ghost. Check for "ectoplasm". White, milky, smells like, um, clorox. Check it out bud.

This lady is the president of Latinos for Trump, showing her outstanding double edge imbecile level.

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2022:

He needs to get on his knees, eh? Try showing him a picture of a naked Putin, and the reflexes will kick in.

Discombobulated

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2022:

Should be incarcerated.

The last one cracks me up

zeuser comments on Aug 29, 2022:

The use of that gag is escalating quickly.

To almost quote a great visionary.

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2022:

Asinine bigoted beliefs are asinine bigoted beliefs, regardless of the motivation. Political dickheads and religious dickheads are, in the final analysis, just dickheads.

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s home swatted a second time in two days | The Hill

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2022:

Keep that Glock loaded, oiled, and ready Marj, and point it right at the cops the next time they come by. Then they will know not to mess with you again. I'm just jivin' you, hon. Just resign from congress and live under an alias in a different place. That will be safer for you.

I'm single yet again, need to laugh! Hope you all have a great Saturday night!

zeuser comments on Aug 28, 2022:

Well fuck. That always sucks. Light that bridge on fire and don't look at it again except in the rear view mirror. *big hug*

Biden goes all in and it's delicious!!! Can't remember Marjorie Taylor Greene's name, so he says, ...

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2022:

That is a Scranton burn from Uncle Joe. Lordy, he still remembers how to do it.