Good Monday Morning!

zeuser comments on May 2, 2022:

I might wanna get me some of those jebus butt plugs for xmas presents to give to my religious buddies. LOL

zeuser replies on May 2, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 When they ask me "What am I gonna do with this, Z?", I can tell 'em! ;)

“I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia.

anglophone comments on May 2, 2022:

Welcome to mind of Russia, one of the many countries known for their brutal dictators.

zeuser replies on May 2, 2022:

When they deposed the czars, they never really deposed the czars, just renamed the office.

"Nothing would be done at all, if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find ...

dalefvictor comments on May 1, 2022:

It is in the doing that one learns what is really needed to complete the task. It is amazing just how good at woodworking I am, I have also made every mistake at least twice.

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

In the corporate world, we called this "analysis paralysis".

Happy Sunday!!!

zeuser comments on May 1, 2022:

DickDash, har har har. :)

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Start a franchise! I'll be a dasher!

Pew pew pew...

HankSherman comments on May 1, 2022:

Also known as strutting your stuff

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

Good posture enhances the appearance in more ways than one. ;)

Wow, now it all makes sense! 🙄

joeandbarb comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Down here in Flori-Duh I have actually heard it called"the war of Northern aggression" and they will say the south will rise again against the Govt. all the while using their Medicare and social security checks. I wonder why they never consider what would happen to them when that stops because the ...

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

I was driving through South Carolina to get to Hilton Head, and there were a couple of BIG hand painted signs calling Sherman a war criminal. Sherman shortened the war by making sure the south infrastructure couldn't support it, but they don't see it like that in SC, where people became millionaires breeding and selling slaves at the Charleston slave market.

"Nothing would be done at all, if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find ...

AnneWimsey comments on May 1, 2022:

On my wall i have a small framed quote where I can see it all the time: "The woods would be very silent if only the birds who sang best sang there"

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

I like that. Is it just the saying, or does it have an attribution Anne?

Visual representation of religion: a dangling temptation and a prohibited action.

HankSherman comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Reminded of the tree, the apple, and the pussy....

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

@HankSherman You don't need my permission for anything, Hank.

"Nothing would be done at all, if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find ...

AnonySchmoose comments on May 1, 2022:

That made me ponder a bit.

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

@AnonySchmoose I think I like that better.

Pew pew pew...

joeandbarb comments on May 1, 2022:

Hey if it works it works. no argument here

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

Sounds plausible to me!

"Nothing would be done at all, if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find ...

AnonySchmoose comments on May 1, 2022:

That made me ponder a bit.

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

In other words, don't sacrifice an immediate good for the theoretical eventual perfect which may never materialize.

Visual representation of religion: a dangling temptation and a prohibited action.

HankSherman comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Reminded of the tree, the apple, and the pussy....

zeuser replies on May 1, 2022:

Same principle, if that's what you want to call it.

Draw quick before they move.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 29, 2022:

And the X's win...

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2022:

Seems like they always do, doesn't it?

Visual representation of religion: a dangling temptation and a prohibited action.

dalefvictor comments on Apr 29, 2022:

If you do not want to hear it then hide it.

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2022:

Heretic!

I'm an expert dandelion horticulturalist.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 29, 2022:

You grow dandelions, I grow beautiful sticker weed's!

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2022:

We should open a shop. 😉

Wow, now it all makes sense! 🙄

silverotter11 comments on Apr 29, 2022:

It's great to mock the far right but the south has re-written way too much history already and my sense of humor is wearing thin.

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2022:

It was never funny.

Everybody else OK too?

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 28, 2022:

I've been safe from any kind of fruit all day.

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

Good. That shit can kill you!.. LOL

New study on Omicron immunity. I tested positive for COVID-19.

LiterateHiker comments on Apr 28, 2022:

@Sofabeast, @zeuser, @HippieChick58, @Moolah, @Lauren, @Gwendolyn2018, @Redheadedgammy, @Paddypereira, @silverotter11, @KKGator, @xenoview, @Robert_2001, @puff, @Garban, Whoo-hoo! I feel a tremendous surge of energy after the IV treatment. The nurse set up the IV in the back of my hand. ...

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

Good news. That wasn't available back in February while I had it. Yay!

The athletic unicorns dwell amongst us, usually in the cheap seats.

St-Sinner comments on Apr 28, 2022:

The Truth.

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

@St-Sinner If that's how you want to do it, sure.

The athletic unicorns dwell amongst us, usually in the cheap seats.

St-Sinner comments on Apr 28, 2022:

The Truth.

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

You can see them in any sports bar too.

"If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the ...

racocn8 comments on Apr 28, 2022:

Remarkably prescient. Unfortunately, Andrew Johnson gave amnesty to all the seditionists, allowing the foundation for the next 150 years of cold civil war, and the new sedition, which is winning badly.

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

That's the danger of picking a veep to "balance the ticket".

Bizzarro will be writing op ed pieces.

HankSherman comments on Apr 28, 2022:

Way too much money and power.....taxation needs to return to pre-sixties

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

This all started to go to shit when fucking Reagan was elected.

Fred would be so proud. 🙄

TheDoubter comments on Apr 28, 2022:

proud dad? proud of what

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

His boy is just like him.

Learn Chinese.

Kynlei comments on Apr 28, 2022:

Wow! So fluent already. 😂

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

I know, right?

All hat, no cattle.

Pralina1 comments on Apr 28, 2022:

Sparkling personality 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 This is going to be circulated to death tonight when I go back in 🙌🙌🙌. I love it ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 . I am smiling , thank u Z !!!🙌🙌🙌🙌

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2022:

*blushes* My pleasure.

Bizzarro will be writing op ed pieces.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Apr 27, 2022:

It just illustrates the fact that all the money in the world can't stop you being a proper wanker! :-D

zeuser replies on Apr 27, 2022:

You could make a good case that it almost makes it inevitable.

I hope he keeps trying to make that Truth Social shit show work instead

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2022:

Is this asshole back already?

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2022:

@OldMetalHead If he does go back, he will have a whole bunch of pissed off investors who ponied up the money for his shitty truth social network. They are going to lose their shirts anyway, and it couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of rich, bigoted pricks.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is back on the hot seat, falsely testifying again...

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2022:

She should be in jail. If she pulled that shit in Russia, she would be, or she would be murdered.

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo I'll chip in 50 bucks.

The Supreme Court is about to fumble a simple church/state separation case

Flyingsaucesir comments on Apr 26, 2022:

Wow, this looks really bad! There are at least 6 reasons why the Supreme Court should never have agreed to hear the case. 1. The plaintiff lost in every lower court that heard the case; 2. The plaintiff's actions clearly violated the separation of church and state; he was on duty and showing off ...

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2022:

However you want to call it, it's bad fucking news.

Hey, that big guy looks familiar....

OldGoat43 comments on Apr 26, 2022:

He doesn't have his mouth open, shouting racist diatribes.

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2022:

That's why he brought minions.

oh looks cool

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2022:

Sperm bank?

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2022:

@of-the-mountain It works both ways.

And that was the day she decided she didn't want to live in the sticks anymore.

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2022:

It's a good idea regardless, you know?

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2022:

@MaryChristmas You got me there, MC.

Looking for someone maybe even a little cuckoo.

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2022:

funny ones

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2022:

Thanks, pard.

The dumbass don.

mcgeo52 comments on Apr 23, 2022:

Our first clue should have been the way he always referred to himself as, “ The Donald.”

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2022:

I think Ivana, Ivanka's mom, the one he raped, pinned that name on him.

Best door mat ever....

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2022:

All we need is cold pizza and we have all the major food groups.

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I'm good with it. LOL

Get some before it's 2 late!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2022:

When you think about it, they didn't have wine either. I volunteer to follow up on that.

zeuser replies on Apr 22, 2022:

@dalefvictor Will do. ;)

What will they think of next?

Garban comments on Apr 20, 2022:

If there was an evolutionary advantage to getting sunlight on your testicles, men would have them on their ear lobes.🤣

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2022:

Thanks for the mental image. Geez. LOL

Count on WHO

Austin-Cambridge comments on Apr 20, 2022:

Is that all we have to look forward to? What a ghastly thought!! :-(

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2022:

Oh yeah, about that heaven part, not you mate. ;)

It's science, y'all.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 19, 2022:

Somehow science and y'all don't mix.

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2022:

@JackPedigo people said howdy in Colorado too. Not as many y'alls out west.

It's science, y'all.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 19, 2022:

Somehow science and y'all don't mix.

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2022:

@JackPedigo Whatever dude. Y'all have a great day!

It's science, y'all.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 19, 2022:

Somehow science and y'all don't mix.

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2022:

@JackPedigo You can get in trouble judging intelligence based on speech patterns. Just sayin.

It's science, y'all.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 19, 2022:

Somehow science and y'all don't mix.

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2022:

Y'all showin' a little bit of bias there?

Some related Trumperino memes.

Garban comments on Apr 19, 2022:

A very dangerous ass hole that gave himself a police force to commit, sorry I meant *regulate* “voter fraud”. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.politico.com/news/2022/03/10/desantis-gets-florida-election-police-00015926%3F_amp%3Dtrue

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2022:

@Garban Me too.

Some related Trumperino memes.

Garban comments on Apr 19, 2022:

A very dangerous ass hole that gave himself a police force to commit, sorry I meant *regulate* “voter fraud”. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.politico.com/news/2022/03/10/desantis-gets-florida-election-police-00015926%3F_amp%3Dtrue

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2022:

I think he's making a mistake fucking with Disney.

The pattern is always the same……

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 19, 2022:

I keep wondering when the MAGAts will wake up to this fact!

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2022:

They are too worried about minorities, LGBTQ, and guns to worry about anything that makes sense for themselves. It is the oldest misdirection in the book, and it still works like a charm.

Hey, hey, HEY!! My eyes are UP HERE!

AnneWimsey comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Def Most Ugly Sweater Ever contender

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2022:

@AnneWimsey Well, when you put it THAT way...LOL

Democrats are good guys

Lorajay comments on Apr 18, 2022:

I think Obama won when he killed him.

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2022:

No, no, the gaslight is the same brightness as it was before. LOL

Hey, hey, HEY!! My eyes are UP HERE!

AnneWimsey comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Def Most Ugly Sweater Ever contender

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2022:

But if you wear one to one of those ugly christmas sweater parties you would steal the show. If that's what you want to do, of course.

I am w the cat on this 😂🦇 Nothing makes me happier at 0600 , wrapping up time , than walking ...

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Just like that doggo, I bet your team secretly likes it. ;)

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2022:

@Pralina1 Some people are SO sensitive, right? LOL

I am w the cat on this 😂🦇 Nothing makes me happier at 0600 , wrapping up time , than walking ...

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Just like that doggo, I bet your team secretly likes it. ;)

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2022:

@Pralina1 Now *there's* a backstory that needs telling. LOL

Easter, or as we call it here, Sunday.

Pralina1 comments on Apr 17, 2022:

It has to be titties 😂😂😂 I vote for titties 😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2022:

Me too!

Russian navy trouble.

anglophone comments on Apr 17, 2022:

I guess a few limpet mines could also come in handy for Ukraine.

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2022:

Let me make some calls.

Easter, or as we call it here, Sunday.

Zoohome comments on Apr 17, 2022:

Cameron had a great idea!!!

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2022:

I bet he gets a lot of Uber tips.

Continuing with an Easter theme and some probability theory thrown in...

Garban comments on Apr 16, 2022:

Is Jesus a wave, a particle, or a fiction?🧐

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2022:

Fiction, but he can wave, soooo....

I suspected this for a while.

NHjulie comments on Apr 16, 2022:

But they're my favorite

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2022:

In that case, feed the bunny!

Whoa, whoa, just keep your shirt on...

Pralina1 comments on Apr 16, 2022:

Let his people go 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️😂♥️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️😂♥️😂🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇 I love it 👏👏👏👏👏👏

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2022:

Thank you. *takes a bow*

Religious bullshit doesn't work very well in modern warfare.

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Ooo, if someone can salvage that bitch, sell it for 60 mill, am I right? They've already proven themselves to be stupid enough the first time, do it!

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2022:

@mischl I bet somebody is on it.

Clever. Daredevil-level clever.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Easist way to get rid of someone who bothers you is to loan them $20 and you will never see them again....

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Yeah. I know.

Clever. Daredevil-level clever.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Easist way to get rid of someone who bothers you is to loan them $20 and you will never see them again....

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2022:

I didn't realize when I did it, but yeah. You're right.

Is this true?

MerlinZap comments on Apr 14, 2022:

I always heard it was the cleanliness of her feet!

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2022:

Just leave it at "cleanliness".

Waaaaaahahahahaha!

JackPedigo comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Toe to toe, sounds like they were dancing.

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2022:

In a sense...

Waaaaaahahahahaha!

silverotter11 comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Dude's just as scary as trump, the gop will use him in a way they never could the odious ex potus.

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2022:

Yeah, you're right.

Apologies to my bass-playing pals. And fuck Ted Cruz.

NHjulie comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Met a squirrel just like that this morning. Luckily the guy behind me wasn't too close.

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2022:

They can cause some indecision that could lead to a fender bender.

Waaaaaahahahahaha!

Garban comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Pale Plastic Loser. But slightly better than Orange Plastic Loser.

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2022:

Not by much.

Apologies to my bass-playing pals. And fuck Ted Cruz.

HankSherman comments on Apr 14, 2022:

All I can say is.....the bass player needs to find a drummer. Steve needs to watch his six, the captain could atart a pride group, and yeah.....fuck teddy cruz...

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2022:

Nicely deconstructed!

Yeah, they can be a pane.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Just be sure not to change your passwords.

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2022:

That is the drawback to the tattoo approach.

EXPOSING ORGANIZED RELIGION’S GLARING ACHILLES’ HEEL The Agnostic approach to organized ...

TheMiddleWay comments on Apr 14, 2022:

I tried your url but it said site could not be found

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2022:

You need to have faith that it is there.

Another "hoax"? Nah, just plain old misdirection.

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 13, 2022:

They sure are consistent with the misdirection that’s for sure!

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2022:

Unfortunately, it works.

Thanks, Judas!

Moravian comments on Apr 13, 2022:

It is amusing that he was so famous that thousands greeted him on palm Sunday but by Friday he had to be identified by Judas

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2022:

I think they came out that Sunday just for the food trucks.

A bed design

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Makes a statement via inference. Big feet.....

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2022:

@St-Sinner He said a lot of things, mostly lies.

To be fair, this was the first time he had French fries.

HankSherman comments on Apr 12, 2022:

What else can you expect with that group of sponsors???

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2022:

I know, right?

Self Imagining

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2022:

The larger portion of the population see themselves through the lens of low self-esteem. That's a problem that doesn't get enough attention.

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2022:

@ASTRALMAX True. The roles of parents and peers are important too. If you grow up being told you are a disappointment, ugly, stupid, and not worth anything, those things carry forward your whole life.

It makes some pictures impossible for me to see in a theater any more.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

The pausing for the bathroom thing has made watching at home so much better. No more waiting for a commercial then running for the bathroom and hoping to be done Before the movie comes back on

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2022:

Or waiting for a "slow" scene at the theater, pissing under pressure, then racing back, wondering what you missed.

I don't care who you are, that there is funny.

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

On the flip side, I like my women like I like my scotch, 15 years old and mixed up with coke.

zeuser replies on Apr 11, 2022:

@MaryChristmas It's a gag. Just like some guy sliding off of the roof of your car. That was a gag, right?

A couple for your Sunday.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

You've seen my vines, haven't you?

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2022:

I was once held hostage by an out of control patch of vincas.

A couple for your Sunday.

tinkercreek comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Hahaha, MorningGlory!

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2022:

The flowers are pretty, but yeah, they will choke you if you stand still too long.

Tucker Carlson is Now Advocating For Violence Against Teachers.

Garban comments on Apr 10, 2022:

My granddaughter is very proud of her lesbian aunt and tells stories about her travel adventures all the time to her friends in a Florida school. I dare an school authority to challenge her. She’s only 9 but she’s a tough little broad. This crap is going to back fire in the GOP’s faces.

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2022:

@silverotter11 When public opinion shifts about whatever it is that FINALLY sparks some sort of backlash, they pick another bullshit dead horse to beat. Consistency doesn't count, shame is not in the picture, hypocrisy has no meaning, the only thing that counts is to keep everybody angry and afraid. Contradictory bigotry is allowed and even encouraged.

I liked these, so there.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 10, 2022:

For the horse how about GF. Oats fit the bill and I don't see any horse turning a bag of oats.

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2022:

You could ask the horse, he evidently can talk.

I liked these, so there.

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 10, 2022:

It's scalene the heights of obtuse hyperbole for the meme maker to be in such a wry tangle.

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2022:

Seems like it's a matter of degree.

That seems a little harsh, but it sounds pretty effective.

waitingforgodo comments on Apr 10, 2022:

This reminds me of when straight guys perv at your penis (okay my penis let's get it straight). I know I should be more careful when I'm out shopping in the veggie aisle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2022:

Hadn't heard this one in years. LOL

Just a bunch of silly stuff. Happy Friday, y'all!

TimeOutForMe comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Love the phone number one 😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2022:

@Lorajay It was dismissive oral sex. She blew me off.

Just a bunch of silly stuff. Happy Friday, y'all!

tinkercreek comments on Apr 9, 2022:

LOL, Waldo!

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2022:

He got fed up. "Find me NOW mofos!"

Just a bunch of silly stuff. Happy Friday, y'all!

TimeOutForMe comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Love the phone number one 😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2022:

I remember a long time ago, before cell phones, I asked someone for her number and I was thrilled when she wrote it down for me. The next day I called, and it was the general number for a municipal airport. :(

Nobel laureate in physics, a clear thinker.

Diogenes comments on Apr 9, 2022:

The first part of that statement is 100%, and the last part is bull shit. I have zero interest in religion but I have volunteered at a religious place where they do a lot of humanitarian work, with their own money, and they are not propagating their religion to anyone.

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2022:

I don't think he was denigrating that work as much as commenting that a lot of harm has been done by people who thought they were doing good because of religious beliefs. Like the current QAnon witch hunt calling everyone a pedophile, for example, or stoking fear and hate towards the LGBTQ community all in the name of religion.

Just a bunch of silly stuff. Happy Friday, y'all!

HankSherman comments on Apr 9, 2022:

After careful study ........I agree

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2022:

Ribbit, ya know?

Important PSA reminder: Please dispose of christians responsibly.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

I generally just open the trap door. 😜

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2022:

@HankSherman Yep, then I drop 'em into the bowl. LOL

Nobel laureate in physics, a clear thinker.

racocn8 comments on Apr 8, 2022:

I thought that came from Hitchens. It's a great truth, either way.

zeuser replies on Apr 8, 2022:

This tracks back to Weinberg. Hitch might have quoted it. Either way, it's true!

You are not the boss of me!

silverotter11 comments on Apr 8, 2022:

I never brought food that needed to go in the fridge since I'd usually just eat an apple and a cup of coffee for lunch. But I'd hear about others who had their food eaten. At one place they put a camera in the kitchen and that put a stop to the problem.

zeuser replies on Apr 8, 2022:

It is always amazing to see what people will do if they don't think anyone is watching. To me, that is a good definition of integrity, doing the right thing even when nobody else is watching.

You are not the boss of me!

NHjulie comments on Apr 8, 2022:

I've worked too many places where people have eaten other people's food with no qualms. At least this one left a note.

zeuser replies on Apr 8, 2022:

Yeah, me too. I figured a lot of people could relate.

Elementary, my dear auditor, elementary.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

McD's in deep shit.

zeuser replies on Apr 8, 2022:

I can see the kid, “What’s this mommy?”

They will also follow blindy……display blind obedience and say he is god, and that god ...

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Irony means nothing to these bullet heads. To be fair, they don't know the meaning of a LOT of words.

zeuser replies on Apr 6, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo That was the very first casualty.

As Tina Peters faces ethics complaint, MyPillow CEO says he gave $800K to her defense [youtube.

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

That's a lot of damn pillows.

zeuser replies on Apr 6, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy Nobody but Fox is taking his ads, and that's a hard way to sell a lot of pillows.

I thought this was where they teach you to dip.

Lorajay comments on Apr 6, 2022:

I can't even begin to pick a favorite with this group.

zeuser replies on Apr 6, 2022:

You don't have to - no pressure!

Damn. I had an invite too.

BD66 comments on Apr 6, 2022:

I hate it when they cancel the cocaine sex orgy.

zeuser replies on Apr 6, 2022:

I know, right?

Well can;t say I've been laying down and saying "Can't do anything, I've had a T.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

A TIA is a warning, take it easy for a bit partner. I love your sign and the dinosaur meme, but stay healthy, we need all the committed atheists we can get, we can't afford to lose any! ;)

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2022:

@Triphid Good man! I am past the need for midwife advice, but what's the best kind of compression socks? ;)

Two scenarios, one of which I also will root for.

HankSherman comments on Apr 5, 2022:

And here I was thinking you would be non-violent......put me in your group.

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2022:

You're in.

Two scenarios, one of which I also will root for.

miklthetaz comments on Apr 4, 2022:

so you are a child groomer. now we know.

zeuser replies on Apr 4, 2022:

Yeah, me and Mickey. LOL

An entertaining thought experiment.

bookofmorons comments on Apr 4, 2022:

If they shot each other on 5th Avenue would anyone care?

zeuser replies on Apr 4, 2022:

I'd watch. Not the same thing, I guess.

Two stooges, and ancestors of anti-vaxxers.

racocn8 comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Curly was never as stupid as anti-vaxxers.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2022:

He was a good guy in his personal life. They say he personally rescued over 5,000 dogs. Fucker Carlson, OTOH, is reprehensible.

Two stooges, and ancestors of anti-vaxxers.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Curly made more sense when he talked.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2022:

He soitanly did.