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Sep 28, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by zeuser

I thought I'd pass along this very special invitation.

Just for Laughs

Sep 24, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by zeuser

I couldn't decide whether this was geography or art.

Sep 24, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by zeuser

Are you orange?

Aug 30, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Remember that business about nuking hurricanes? This might clarify the motivation.

Aug 26, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

I thought this was satire, then I saw a second article about it. Long story short, stable genius thinks it's a good idea to nuke hurricanes before they hit land. Yeah, you read that right.

Aug 25, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

This isn't, strictly speaking, directly about the talking yam. But I thought this crowd would appreciate it.

Aug 23, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

This is sort of a long read but it's a very interesting perspective of the planetary punchline we call our president. Worth your time, it has a good deal of validity if you ask me.

Aug 21, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

That'll show them.

Just for Laughs

Aug 21, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Apologies to any snowflakes on that end of the political spectrum, but c'mon, this is funny. And useful too.

Aug 19, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Actually, this makes a lot of sense.

Aug 18, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

The Trump "tax cut" decomposed. Spoiler, the rich guys paid less, and us suckers down here in the 99% paid just about as much more as the rich guys paid less.

Aug 16, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Here's one you don't have to use the DVR to see, it happens every day.

Just for Laughs

Aug 15, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Aug 12, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Hmmm, so as we know from the past activities of the talking yam, he is a movie theater level projectionist. Whatever he accuses someone of doing or having done, he's actually doing it or did it. So, when he accuses the Clintons of being involved in ...

Aug 10, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

What a relief, right?

Just for Laughs

Aug 6, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

The proof is in the sound effects..

Aug 6, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Maybe they can jail him for skipping town before he paid his bills.

Aug 3, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

I like this trend! Having fun with traitors!

Aug 2, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

This is why they invented coupons..

Jul 31, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

The talking yam couldn't do it without this asshole.

Just for Laughs

Jul 30, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

This would turn me around too, but I ain't holdin' my breath.

Just for Laughs

Jul 28, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Just so long as he doesn't get into the habit...

Jul 25, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Talking Yam: Bill, tuck in your chins and get over here! I need a way to eliminate some of my horrible critics! Barr the Hut:

Just for Laughs

Jul 20, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Good summary of a complicated situation..

Just for Laughs

Jul 19, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

How do they know this sweet punkin isn't actually...

Just for Laughs

Jul 19, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Very insightful for one so young..

Jul 18, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Right on schedule. Here's what's next.

Jul 17, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Well guess who else ought to go back to where he came from! OH, wait...

Just for Laughs

Jul 16, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

How do you make the sign of the mouse trap?

Jul 15, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Who else here is old enough to remember the rhetoric we heard in the late 60's and early 70's while protesting the war in Viet Nam, LBJ and Richard Nixon? The term "love it or leave" was very popular amongst the "silent majority" crowd, and the ...

Jul 14, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Some people have a harder time than others.

General & Hellos

Jul 13, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

LINKCatholic bishop to rain down ‘holy water' from helicopter in ‘mass exorcism' over city - Story | KTTV

Sounds like a waste of water to me, although it might wash away some of the grime.

Jul 10, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

You may be aware of the fact that the current "administration" is seeking to have the entire ACA declared unconstitutional. It's a silly argument, but the courts have been packed with wingnut judges, so you know, it might happen. You also may have ...

Jul 10, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Pick your outrage carefully..

Just for Laughs

Jul 7, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Now we may never know the real reason...

Jul 5, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Photo op before crossing the Delaware...

Jul 4, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

I often wondered about air support during the revolution.

Just for Laughs

Jul 3, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

I'm not touching you...

Jul 1, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

The cartoonist got fired for this. You all can guess who should be fired. :-(

Jul 1, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Just for Laughs

Jun 30, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Don't be selfish...

Jun 26, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

One ringy dingy...

Jun 24, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says, can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." Bertrand Russell, A History of Western Philosophy -AMV

Jun 23, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Now, for some local fauna..

Jun 18, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Things are getting a little soggy in Orlando. What smells worse than a wet bigot?

Jun 17, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Fake landslide...

Jun 16, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

A lovely, touching sentiment on Father's Day from your favorite asshole....

Jun 15, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Stormy has a point..

Just for Laughs

Jun 13, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Gotta love someone trying new things...

Just for Laughs

Jun 13, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

And it looks like the right one...

Just for Laughs

Jun 12, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

One of the mysteries of faith...

Jun 12, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Maybe there's something to this reincarnation stuff.

Just for Laughs

Jun 10, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

How much effort would it really take?

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Interplanetary conversation..

Just for Laughs

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Food for thought, um, maybe not..

Jun 8, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Everybody is saying so...

Jun 7, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Meanwhile, inside of that numb skull...

Just for Laughs

Jun 6, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

I almost posted this to the Trump Pinata group. But we're still looking for the floor there.

Jun 5, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Hmm, it doesn't look like there's a lot of traffic here. Well, I've been in Cary for 32 and a half years, which is about half my life, so I feel very much at home. Cary is an unusual place. There are a lot of foreign nationals here who work in high ...

Jun 5, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

He keeps the coloring books on Air Force One.

Just for Laughs

Jun 4, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

'roid rage gonna happen here in 3, 2, 1.....

Just for Laughs

Jun 1, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

If you want a great ball player...

May 31, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Not sure if he can take this lying down either.

Just for Laughs

May 31, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Did you know...

May 27, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

The rest of us ought to take time today to remember our fallen and honor their sacrifice.

May 26, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Go ahead, you photoshop guys give it a try.

May 26, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Never expected this to happen, did you? Waaahahaha

Just for Laughs

May 23, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

It IS getting late.

May 21, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Well, well. Look who's hearing the appeal.

Community Senate

May 16, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

@admin @sitesupport - I'm getting this from javascript when I try to reply to comments. about:blankblocked Worked earlier today. It's 10:30 or so EDT here.

Just for Laughs

May 12, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Explain this away, Pat Robertson.

Just for Laughs

May 11, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Salvation is possible for atheists and agnostics.

May 8, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Somebody has to say the idea before it catches on, right?

May 8, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

I've stop trying; it never works.

Just for Laughs

May 8, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

On the other hand, the door is not complaining.

Just for Laughs

May 5, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Stealing this for cinco de Mayo.. A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." poof .... He disappeared without a tres!!! I'm here all week. Try the chimichangas.

Just for Laughs

May 5, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

General & Hellos

May 4, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

I am picking the 7-8-15 three horse exacta box for the derby later today. Who do y'all like?

May 3, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Good chance there is a bit of moisture there.

May 2, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

A little history Bill Barr ought to keep in mind.

May 1, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Two sides of the excretory process.

Just for Laughs

Apr 28, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

I guess there could be a bronze for a 3 way.

Apr 27, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Sometimes, it's useful to break things down for a certain audience.

Just for Laughs

Apr 26, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Technically, I couldn't post this to the Quotes group, though I considered it.

General & Hellos

Apr 22, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Many thanks to the operators of this site for my stylish t-shirt and cool pen. You guys are all right with me. 8-)

Just for Laughs

Apr 21, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Now let me get this straight...

Just for Laughs

Apr 20, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Oreos would be perfect.

Apr 16, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Well just what the hell, Alabama?

Apr 13, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Have you ever seen these guys in the same room? Just sayin'.

Apr 12, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

That strawberry business...

Apr 10, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

You can see this coming.

Apr 10, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

This sounds like a franchising opportunity.

Just for Laughs

Apr 10, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Just downloaded the latest version, too.

Just for Laughs

Apr 6, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

And he had 5 solid minutes of material too. 8-)

Apr 5, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Silly me, I ignored the warnings.

Just for Laughs

Apr 5, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

They never did figure it out either.

Just for Laughs

Apr 5, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

This is funny, but it has an important embedded message.

Just for Laughs

Apr 4, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

This can happen if you give your life to cheeses.

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

This is satire, but you know, it's not a bad idea.

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Checking to see if he knows one of them?

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