“Truth is so obscure in these times, and falsehood so established, that unless we love the truth ...

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2022:

Wow, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Pascal died in the 1660's, if memory serves.

It's Friday bitches!

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2022:

Prick with a fork! Hahahaha

GUESS WHO'S NOT GOING TO BE TWEETING AGAIN?

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2022:

C'mon, GA-14, let's ban her from congress permanently too.

Break time memes!

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2022:

You are on a roll today! Good job!

Just a Wednesday night! Hope you all are having a good one!

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2022:

Nice collection, MG. BJ humor is always a hit. LOL

My artistic idol.

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2022:

I wonder who posed for the artist.

Happy Taco Tuesday 🌮 😋 🤪 🤣

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2022:

People style, har har!🤣

I'm glad these Republican candidates keep inviting him to their campaign rallies where he can tell ...

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2022:

If he didn't have such a huge propensity to step on his own johnson, we'd be in trouble. I should say MORE trouble.

I get it Ron...

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Big Ron is playing with himself these days in the hoosegow.

I was sure that the trump trio would be gone by now

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2022:

The guy with the horns is the only one in jail. That's a mistake. Not that he's in jail, but that the other two traitors are not.

Marjorie Taylor Greene deceptively tells Trump rally that Democrat 'killings' of Republicans have ...

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2022:

She's a dilly all right, but the people who voted for her are worse. Without them, we would never have heard of her.

admit it, you sang it

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Take it easy, take it easy, don't let the sound of your goat's bleat make you crazy. 😜

I went to a little boutique record store that specialized in hard-to-find records.

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2022:

On brand, they warned you!

Best honeymoon ever!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2022:

Maybe Herschel already has a kid with MTG, but he just "forgot". LOL

Jesse, is that you?

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2022:

It's Captain Cook to you, yo.

Judge Cannon continues catering to Trump, shoots down Judge Dearie's request for info from Trump - ...

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2022:

He's got something on her and he's squeezing her. Not much you can do to a federal judge short of impeachment and removal by the senate, which ain't gonna happen.

Wow! Have you seen these behind-the-scenes videos?

zeuser comments on Sep 29, 2022:

Nope.

Take a number, no sense anyone getting injured...

zeuser comments on Sep 29, 2022:

A stampede in the opposite direction, yeah.

Happy Wednesday!!! Hope you all have a good evening!

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2022:

The bread got me interested. I am such a perv. Good set, MG. :)

A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing. - Albert Camus

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2022:

Usually it gets your ass in trouble. So if this is how you want to go, you have to ask yourself, "can I push through it"? IMHO, yes. Yes you can push through it. Anything that preserves your integrity is WELL worth anything you have to give up.

Every Cloud... [thewrap.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2022:

Sharpie time!

Religious people must be getting a little concerned that no pictures of heaven have been sent by the...

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2022:

Rub the lens with some blotter acid and you'll see all that metaphysical shit.

A bunch of cute ones.

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2022:

You are showing us your inner animal, Glenn. LOL

Been there, done that...

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2022:

Never ever a good thing.

It all just makes so much sense now!

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2022:

Good ones, Tink!

So now White heterosexual male Republicans.... wait for it.... think women are "ugly and stinky?

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2022:

And cooties too, they have cooties! (<---sarcasm) Geez, these guys aren't *involuntarily* celibate, they work hard at it.

Sometimes you get revelations in the strangest way

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2022:

Probably the real you. Lean into it and take a sip. LOL

Not my music, not my monkeys

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2022:

Lock those two in a room for 3 days and maybe, just maybe, they'll figure out how to crack an egg.

We had a cold front, it's down in the high 80s, Gumbo season

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2022:

Like someone from philly given a "cheese steak" with bell pepper in it on a brioche bun.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it shocked the hell out of the dog.

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2022:

Sometimes, trying it just one time is MORE than enough.

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2022:

Testify, dad!

I don't make it a habit to peddle YouTuber merch, but this is so funny that I am peddling.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2022:

I like it, but unnecessarily provocative here in most parts of North Kackalacky.

PUTIN ON THE RUN.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2022:

Nicer bunker than our boy had.

Today's gleened chuckles:

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2022:

Something to be thankful for fer sure.

Never piss off supergirl when it's that time of the month.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2022:

Does that work the same way on Krypton? How long is a Kryptonian month?

And the list of atrocities keeps growing.

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2022:

Someone else doing his dirty work, that is sooo on brand.

Bahahaha, Desantis sends migrants to Lawyer Island and gets his ass handed to him. [newsweek.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2022:

Let's hope it holds up. They have a lot of new voter suppression shit going on down in the sunshine state.

Private Eye is the UK's best-selling satirical and current affairs news magazine, as you can see in ...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2022:

I don't hold a lot of respect for the inbred royals, but I have to admit I feel a little bit badly for Chuck. He's just about upon his dotage, the golden years, he's what, 73? This is when you should relax a little, and now he has to be a king. Not TOO badly, but just a little, poor bastard.

Wouldn't it be great if he presented this nonsense as a legal defense?

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2022:

He clearly doesn't care about winning in court. It's all about winning the news cycle to this lump of lard.

Pretty sure the graphic has posted before but the comments were spot on!

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2022:

This must be what the new index finger salute from the Q idiots means.

Sitting in my hotel room! Hope you all have a good night!

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2022:

Oooo, that's cremation the hard way! Nice batch, MG.

Trump Said 'Weirdo' Mark Zuckerberg Joined Him at the White House 'Last Week'

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2022:

Wow. Time for a vacation in the rubber room.

Just my luck! I decide to take public transportation to work, and this happens...

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2022:

I dunno, Johnny, that picture looks like it was staged.

Here is a useful life hack: Storing your sex toys in the freezer will remind you of how cold the ...

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2022:

Goodness. Sex toys in the freezer to keep the memory of a lost relationship alive. The obvious quip is "That's cold". But sometimes the Z protocol is best: "Let's be friends and never see each other again."

McDonald's is selling more than fast food now 🤔😂😂

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2022:

Sort of a cheeky sign, no?

[wapo.st] He will now run to the SC. Wonder what will happen there! 🤔

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2022:

If the SCOTUS was really serious about crawling into the tank for fatso, this is the case they can do it with. But I doubt they will even hear it.

You just need to think it.

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2022:

Everything that the Fat Orangeman thinks dies of loneliness in that empty head.

Hope you all had a good day!

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2022:

Good collection, MG. ;)

Is it not a species of blasphemy to call the New Testament revealed religion, when we see in it such...

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Not sure I follow the syntax of that quotation, but I sense its meaning, and I believe I agree with it.

I haven't seen anything written about Rush Limbaugh since he died.

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Ditto.

Looks more like you've been kicked out by your missus, mate. 😆

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2022:

If you never argue, you never win, but you never lose either.

Your child yells at you? It may not be rebellion but a cry for help. Susan GC (my grandma).

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Smart lady.

Letitia James NY A.

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2022:

New fund raising email to his rube supporters in 3, 2, 1......

Boudreaux, Thibadeaux and Clarence were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their ...

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Boudreaux's wife isn't the clueless one here. LOL

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can...

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Ooo, sick BURN!

Trump and his minions, May they all rot in hell.

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Conman the Vulgarian, eh? Now THAT one gets an A for creativity. Plus, has anyone really looked at what's inside of those shitty pillows?

Special Master Judge Dearie puts Trump's lawyers in their place; wants answers on declassification -...

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2022:

Good to see at least one judge who isn't on the take, and does not want to look like a sycophantic moron. Unlike Judge Cannon.

Beyond Meat COO Arrested After Biting Off the Tip of a Man’s Nose Plant-based meat substitute ...

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2022:

The booger was a bonus. 😏

I bet Mike Lindell wishes he had not decided to ride this horse to the apocalypse.

zeuser comments on Sep 20, 2022:

Good. Jail this smarmy lunatic. You ever hear him? He's certifiable.

Woman wearing a low-cut dress: Look, my eyes are up here. Me:

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2022:

All I can say is that it pays to advertise. YMMV

Latest moves from the republican crowd.

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2022:

He thinks he is just the cleverest guy, a bully punching down and playing to the howling mob, like Geoffrey on Game of Thrones.

Works every time...

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2022:

I like this idea.

Two Swedish police officers are patrolling the Norwegian border.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2022:

No matter what, the poor slob and the end of the rope is still twisting in the northern wind.

It's all about the money

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2022:

Imagine getting all of that money for nothing and living your life in a perpetual tantrum. Then selling out your country to the russians and saudis.

The next question would be 'How did you make disks floppy?' 😆

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2022:

It was easier when my old laptop had a CD drive. The one I have now does not. I bought an external CD drive, but damn if I can figure out how to burn a CD with that. Still haven't done it, just stream shit now.

Big difference in taste.

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2022:

But which one leaves you with fresher breath? Hmmmm?

Donald Trump will only have himself to blame for all the consequences of his stubborn refusal to use...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2022:

He can't help himself. His life has damaged him so much that the narcissist liar and the huckster's ability to swindle are all that's left. Should be in jail or ward #8.

Trump Appears to Straight-Up Call GOP Candidates Losers [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2022:

I need stronger words than "reprehensible fuckwad". Help me out here.

Queen of MAGATs goes aggressive again! Marjorie Taylor Greene is accused of kicking a teen ...

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2022:

This is bar-fight level behavior. Taunting, condescending, insulting, and unnessarily abrasive and rude. Then the assault. 🙄

Where the hell do I belong?

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2022:

You have to be yourself so you can free yourself. Let it all out there and discard the people who don't like it. If someone can't handle all of the real you, maybe that person (or persons) isn't meant for you. I know, that sounds kind of glib. It's all I got. You can hide parts of yourself for the sake of companionship, but you will eventually pay a psychological price. And you know what? Everyone will eventually figure it all out anyway. Best wishes!

He really didn't think this one through!

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2022:

Featured in the upcoming cookbook "Recipes for Disasters".

It warms my heart. Am I bad for that?

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2022:

He probably cut a deal, and would have served 10 to 20 if it went to trial. Still, have fun for the next 5 years, you nazi.

Happy Thursday!!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2022:

Everybody knows that tacos are always the best choice. LOL

"I will look upon death or of comedy with the same expression of countenance." Seneca

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2022:

If you are a doing stand up, you want to pay this guy to stay out of your audience.

Finally something to believe in

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Don't forget the different dipping sauces.

T-boy was delivering papers to an apartment house over dere in Montegut.

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Good one!

Twins separated at birth?

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2022:

Let's hear 'em both sing "War Pigs". Then I will make a call. LOL

Will there finally be justice?

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2022:

Oh my word. This is almost surreal.

USA HELL: Herschel Walker BEATING Raphael Warnock [youtube.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2022:

The people of Georgia, really? Oh come on!

We all have out priorities.

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2022:

I thought everybody did that.

Cracker jack legal team and the special mistress.

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2022:

It's not easy to quantify and compare incompetence.

Matt Gates called out for mocking rival's 12- year old autistic son, taking photos of him and ...

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2022:

Up in the panhandle, that's how they roll. Gaetz is reprehensible, barely coherent, pays to have sex with little girls, and they love him up in district 1. They should lock his ass up and throw away the key. IMHO, of course.

checkmate atheists

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2022:

More like "cheek, mate".

Anti-bucket list.

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2022:

Get a job.

the vatican must be getting desperate

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2022:

It sucks out your soul and injects a variety of different kinds of guilt. Voila, dominus vobiscum!

“Once you stop learning, you start dying”…………….Albert Einstein.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2022:

I like to try to learn at least one thing a day, no matter how mundane, and to come up with at least one good idea a day. Some days I go dry, but at least I try.

Now that I've had some commuting experience, I can well understand this!

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2022:

An elegant solution to an annoying problem.

Video emerges of Trump moving boxes of documents from maralargo to bedminster in May 2021 ...

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Of course, Bedminster is where the Saudis are holding their "Bone Saw Open" golf tournament. How conveeeeeenient.

Just a thought about something that sometimes happens on this site, every now and again.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Never considered that. I rarely respond to trolling as the response is the desired result, but this puts a clearer perspective on why one ought not respond. Thanks, man.

Hahaha!!!!? These are SO funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2022:

Those are hilarious!

How to behave as a musical icon.... [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2022:

Those guys put on a real show. They have some great short stuff up on TikTok.

I met my new neighbor today I asked him “So what do you do for a living?

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2022:

That checks, all right! LOL

I really like this idea!

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Oh I am so down with this!

Maybe he does have a claim to the throne

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Takes two hands to handle a whopper, right "King"? LOL

“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

A good start.

OK, maybe not ALL for laughs -

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Some sharp insights there, but ya gotta love sea urchins with printed hats. Rock on, little urchins. ;)

the new karate kid soundtrack looks great.

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

WTF?!

Hahaha!!!!!!! Joe Biden imitating Mitch McConnell is the best act I've seen in forever!! He's dead ...

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

MAGA people: "Not bad, but can he do a disabled reporter? Huh?"

Always wanted to....

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Don't worry about the bride. Evidently, she knows how to use a tire iron.

Certainly think they captured the spirit of his time in office

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2022:

No Diet Coke?