Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the ...

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2022:

That's how those angels think.

Just a few I picked up along the way.

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2022:

Good batch. ;)

Democrats are good guys

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2022:

That sounds like the kind of projection we get from our own American taliban. I recognize the gaslighting technique and the distortion and twisting of facts to fit the narrative. And, BTW, we wasted your ass a while ago. Good job, OBL. Rest in hell (which I reeeeally wish existed just for you) you prick.

Kim Jong-Un is passing over

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2022:

That pudgy little fuck ain't rollin' back no bigass tomb blocking stone.

Ugh!!! Monday!!!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Hey! You promised not to tell that story about me and the prostitute!

FL school board member admits prayer resolution is about "God and Jesus Christ"

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Once you stop indoctrinating children and start actually educating them, membership slowly shrinks and donations dry up.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? :-D

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Once, back when I was married, my then wife asked, "What are you thinking?" I responded, "I don't think. I know." To which she responded, "Well, we agree. I don't think you know either."

Hey, get your mind out of the gutter!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2022:

A shocking story!

enter me lord

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Make sure you have an exit strategy first. Ugh.

I am w the cat on this 😂🦇 Nothing makes me happier at 0600 , wrapping up time , than walking ...

zeuser comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Just like that doggo, I bet your team secretly likes it. ;)

Easter Special

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2022:

The last ten words of Jesus: "Hey Judas, I can see your house from up here!"

Why the eggs were late this morning

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2022:

Ouch! Rabbit punch!

Gross, but it sounds like they got what they asked for.

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2022:

Well, if it's a cheese cake, then this is what you'd expect.

Happy Egg Day!

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2022:

He's not that sweet.

Am I alone in thinking that sooner the Putin the Putrid is slowly strangled to death the better?

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2022:

Fast, slow, strangled, shot, drowned, I don't care. Just off the sumbitch.

“I realised that if my thoughts immediately affect my body, I should be careful about what I ...

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2022:

As long as she doesn't sing. ;)

Friday night memes! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2022:

I love you! ❤️❤️

Religious bullshit doesn't work very well in modern warfare.

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Ooo, if someone can salvage that bitch, sell it for 60 mill, am I right? They've already proven themselves to be stupid enough the first time, do it!

Need to trust my instincts on this man.

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Um, I think you already know what to do here. Better luck next time, yeah?

I keep telling my sister NOT to order items off Facebook ads.....

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2022:

She will ignore you once she gives them a try.

Two problems here

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Hey, that's my pal! Claude Bawls!

Getting ready for a Friday night out with the boys.

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2022:

You gonna shoot, you need ammo.

A little weird here

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Foreshadowing?

This is a real sign in front of an Oklahoma Baptist Church.

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2022:

My answer to this question is the reason my right hand is better than the right hand of god. LOL At least to me. Heh.

Well it's a good Friday.

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2022:

For Grandpa, that is 2 bucks well spent. LOL

So true, so true....

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Don't tell that to the otherfuckers.

A dying man's last wish An elderly man lay dying in his bed.

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Oooo, that is nasty.

Donnie keeps getting bad news.

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2022:

NBC waited until just now to do that? Really?

I apologize .

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Never apologize for humor. People laugh or they don't. These are funny!

Why didn't anyone think before?

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2022:

As they say, the bigger the cushion.....

What do you call this?

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Jesus' brother, "Big Dick" Christ.

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh ...

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Sorry to hear about your mom, hang in there! <3

Totally unfair Xavier

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Clean butt, clean coochie.

…….And hopefully one day he’ll BURN.

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Looks like he's, um, in-bread.

God works in mysterious ways.

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2022:

It's a miracle. In a sense.

Extra Crispy or Original Recipe?

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Honestly, here in NC we go for BoJangles. Far superior. Free sweet tea with every meal order.

A bed design

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Makes a statement via inference. Big feet.....

Yeah, I know... I'm the one who needs a muzzle. 😆

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2022:

I can relate.

Well He does work in mysterious ways.

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Well, you have to take into account the learning curve and the switch to larger scale. LOL

Self Imagining

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2022:

The larger portion of the population see themselves through the lens of low self-esteem. That's a problem that doesn't get enough attention.

"Authorities also confirmed that anyone who found such "combat trophies" did not need to declare ...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2022:

One of the first principles you learn in studying economics is that people respond to incentives. So the Ukies got this one right, they incentivize more tank and equipment reclamation.

Same with Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka……

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Money laundering operations ultimately don't need to be profitable, just move cash.

The zipper goes in the front Donald!

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Yellow in front, brown in the back.

I have recently lost my beloved daughter to suicide.

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

I am so sorry for your loss. Nothing will ever fill the hole inside you that you feel, though time will let you think of it less often. It will always hurt. It is hard not to blame yourself, but DON'T. Everyone grieves in their own way and their own time. That is a path you will walk alone. *hugs* If you can, reach out to grieve with others who knew and loved your daughter. Share your memories and your stories. If you can, help others who may be facing the problems your daughter faced. Either personally or through organizations. Take your time, though. There is no need to rush. You can talk to us here, we are here for you if you don't have anyone else to talk to. My wish of peace to you, and may harmony find you.

Absolutely factual...

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Can't hurt to toss it in the gumbo.

Curious...

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

A bargain at twice the price.

From the mouth of babes! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Come on, "pull my finger" is classic dad humor.

Things are about to get a whole lot nastier in Ukraine: [abc.net.au]

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Yeah, that's what they have left. That's all they ever had.

Makes sense.

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Spock always nails it, doesn't he?

I don't care who you are, that there is funny.

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

On the flip side, I like my women like I like my scotch, 15 years old and mixed up with coke.

So the Russians who looted Chernobyl could end up dying of radiation poisoning.

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

I guess this is all fake news right up until your hair falls out in clumps and you can't digest any food. Dumbasses.

Where is he going?

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Wherever he goes, here he comes!

Smarter then your average viewer...

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

I wonder what tips this guy off...

Honesty is the best policy

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

It pays to advertise.

Close enough you think?

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Pretty ambitious project. I guess it depends on what the guy expected. Doesn't look too bad to me, but I don't give a fuck about shit like this, so there is that.

A married couple was on holiday in a remote part of the Arab country side.

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Nasty fuckin' surprise, yeah?

A coalition of the Oaf Keepers, the Prude boys, and the Gullible Old Party march on Washington ...

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Yepper. here we are.

In my element. 😆

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Dawgs know what to do.

An Irony ... one of the many in life

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Yikes!

Gerry's Garden | Short film [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Cats can be pissers all right. LOL

Don Jr at his next job interview.

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2022:

I'm not sure if laundering money, bilking contributors, or running a coke smuggling side hustle actually requires an interview.

Next big thing...

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Those cats can really groove. LOL

Multi-tasking in wisdom years

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

That cuts just a little too close to the cerebral cortex....

Two thumbs up!

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

The answer may be to introduce lap dances instead of the collection plate. At least your parishioners would get *something* for their money.

Important PSA reminder: Please dispose of christians responsibly.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

I generally just open the trap door. 😜

True meaning of Easter A priest didn't think anyone knew the true meaning of Easter anymore so ...

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

One of my favorite seasonal jokes with a wide variety of versions. 😁

I bet he jerks it staring at this

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Give me a tattoo that says "I'm a dickhead" without saying "I'm a dickhead".

She might tell you things you don't want to hear.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

All the dizzy dames I run into either want to talk about their ex or if I want to buy them a drink. I need to find a better class of dizzy dames I guess.

For scientists with agendas.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Sent a little bit of a shiver through me.

No real theme here, but I thought you might like them.

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Oh no, not androids! Any apples in there? LOL

Trumpster furious because I refuse to date Trump supporters.

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Interesting encounter, LH, and it works in reverse too. I had a conversation with a woman the other day who, out of the blue, told me she thought Robert E. Lee was the greatest general in the history of the world. She was shocked when I told her he was a reprehensible human being who personally owned people as chattel, and a shitty general who frequently attacked when he should have retreated. Her jaw nearly dropped to the floor. I run into these every so often in NC, the "we've been here since the 1690's" crowd, and guess who they support politically? I was rescued from that conversation by a friend of mine who saw what was happening, but yeah, why in the world would I, or anyone, get involved with someone like that? There is a strong correlation between the ultra religious and the politically odious, too. I've sidestepped a number of those human potholes myself.

Thursday morning! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2022:

I think polishing the cheeks is extra, though.

The video Trump doesn’t want republicans to see. [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Well, *now* that's what we call "fake news", yeah? Fucking con man.

If evolution is true, why do we still have fish? Or whatever those are?

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Millions of years later, this genetic line produced Abner Doubleday. LOL

Putin apologists may get extremely upset at this: [abc.net.au]

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Fuck Putin apologists, and fuck Putin.

Seems popular

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Rock hard, baby. LOL

Works great!

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Jake's gonna need one that looks like the ocean soon.

WTF?

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Yeah, nothing really new here. I hate these fuckers, I really do.

They will also follow blindy……display blind obedience and say he is god, and that god ...

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Irony means nothing to these bullet heads. To be fair, they don't know the meaning of a LOT of words.

As Tina Peters faces ethics complaint, MyPillow CEO says he gave $800K to her defense [youtube.

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

That's a lot of damn pillows.

Good morning! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

I am gonna use that phone idea.

Welcome to Arkansas!

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Home of the Huckabees and the Clintons. Quite a range of people there.

Just ordered my T-shirt...

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2022:

The simple ideas are the best ideas.

Some memes! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Holy fucking Jesus! That is a remarkable collection!

Is it just me or does he sound a lot like describing how the Dems "created" the big lie?

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

If they did, they fucked it up.

Works for me...

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

I'm old school, I still thing Betty Boop can teach me things. LOL

Ouch! - I feel your pain.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Yow! Mom gets an ice cream after this too!

Well can;t say I've been laying down and saying "Can't do anything, I've had a T.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

A TIA is a warning, take it easy for a bit partner. I love your sign and the dinosaur meme, but stay healthy, we need all the committed atheists we can get, we can't afford to lose any! ;)

“If I were granted omnipotence, and millions of years to experiment in, I should not think Man ...

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

It is kinda lame if you think about it.

More memes! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Excellent! :) :)

Robot sex.

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Robots have their limits too, ya know.

No More Slapping At The Oscars

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

Everyone has a plan to thlap me, until I punch them in the mouth.

Failure to communicate... Lol

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

Smart.

It's an excuse to be rude. 😆

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

We usually leave off the second part of that disclaimer.....with all due respect, *which is to say NONE*...

Idiots at work

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

Maybe stop advertising "no experience required" and offer more money?

My kind of woman!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2022:

My peeps! LOL

I wouldn't want to be either guy.

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Ouch! You have to just grin and bear it, am I right?

I can't argue with that logic

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2022:

LOL, too true! Only save can grammar me, too!

@Garban here's a meme dump! You're welcome! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2022:

You outdid yourself here, MG. 😉

why women live longer than men

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Yikes! That is exceptionally stupid!