This right here! 😂😂😂 [fb.watch]

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2022:

I think it's because of one fucking thing, not the other fucking thing. LOL Good one!

I think it is clear but only to some....

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2022:

I wish I could've seen what happened so these guys think they need this sign.

She just couldn't go on like this

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2022:

I bet he let the door hit her in the arse as she departed.

Matt Gaetz calls Trump loyalist Jim Jordan 'the spiritual and intellectual leader' of House ...

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2022:

Who's the smartest guy on the short bus? Quite an honor. LOL

I always wondered.

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2022:

That looks like a nipple pokie, not a dick. :0 Poor bastard.

Shit birds and scumbags [apnews.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2022:

Same MO as in the states, and I suspect in a lot of countries where these predators operate.

Placing one's faith in others is admirable provided that the others concerned are themselves ...

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2022:

That's all pretty subjective, but I take your point.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Tampon Shortage Fueled by Transgender People

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2022:

It's like someone put a turd on a stick, put a blonde wig on it and it came to life.

Ron DeSantis “will not tolerate hatred towards LGBTQ” people after fomenting hatred for a year /...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2022:

I am really coming to detest this jerkoff. I guess they love him up in the panhandle, maybe because he's a lying bigoted bully with a punchable face absolutely no shame.

I have just got to see the female version of this thing! :-D

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2022:

Interesting, AC, that is both fantasy AND science fiction.

Try it, it will work

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2022:

That's just showing off.

Optimist of the year....

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2022:

Worth a shot, I guess, but don't hold your breath. 😏

Happy Sunday!!! 😂😂😂😁

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2022:

I'm stealing the MAGA Gadsden flag. 🤣🤣

"Have you ever stopped and wondered what God has done in your life that you're not aware of?

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2022:

That is sad. I try not to think of how many people I know and like are this delusional. I'd just rather not know.🙄

A husband begins praying before going to bed. The wife says.... "What are you doing?

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2022:

Positioning is unimportant if there is nothing to position.

Trump Reportedly Misusing Presidential Seal To Boost Business At 4th Golf Course [huffpost.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2022:

Of course he is. Is anyone surprised in the least?

“The impromptu reply is precisely the touchstone of the man of wit”…………….

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2022:

I actually won an impromptu speech tournament back in my college days. I qualified for nationals, but my university was to cheap to send me. You have to think fast.

Ginni Thomas' Jan.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2022:

Thomas should never have been elevated to the SCOTUS. He is a lazy justice who rarely participates in oral arguments, has not written any significant opinions, and for years did just exactly what Scalia told him to do. His wife is, of course, a traitor and a seditious insurrectionist, but Clarence, on his own, is a detestable person and an even worse justice.

Former Trump Official Mercedes Schlapp Baselessly Claims Jan.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2022:

I noticed that in all of the (entirely predictable) yammering from the right concerning the hearings, nobody seems to be denying anything, instead just criticizing the people, the process, the production, the video. Will one person in the cheap GOP seats say "Hey, this wasn't a coup you know. The president didn't do what you are saying." Nope, it's all "What about inflation? What about immigration? What about the slick ABC propaganda production? How come Biden isn't having press conferences?" No denials. It's as obvious as it is fascinating. Silver lining, the jokers who asked for pardons are sweating bullets right now. Good.

Ted Cruz has a new campaign slogan: Texans love it.

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2022:

I reeeeeeally don't like this pandering, smarmy, weasly douche bucket. Makes my skin crawl,

46% of our countrymen think like this. WTF?

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2022:

This is why you can never debate these idiots. Debates rely on logic and reason, and of course those things are ridiculous in the view of these christ-bangers. I don't want to know your religious views, it will probably just automatically cause me to disrespect you, Joyce.

Lights flashing, siren blaring!!!

zeuser comments on Jun 11, 2022:

Translation: Please give me a ticket, flatfoot.

Not the future we imagined as kids.

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Ain't that the truth?

Always stay classy.

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Worf is my favorite all-time trek character. I love this line! 💜

The rats are deserting the sinking ship.

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Ivanka always struck me as someone who will do anything to make a buck, save her own skin, or influence event to her benefit. It's not out of character for her at all to throw her pop under the bus. She learned from the best, because after last night, he threw HER under the bus today. Family values, gotta love the rich tightasses of the world. Not.

She lost the race but the worst was yet to come - You can still watch on YouTube [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2022:

That's hilarious! 100% organic!

Watching last night, i can understand why they aren't showing it.

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2022:

I loved the first hearing! Just gut punch after gut punch, very blunt, no weasel words, what we've all been thinking and knew. You don't talk like that unless you got the goods, and it looks like they have solid proof all up and down the line. The nazis at Fox just didn't want people to see them shit themselves as one rip followed another. I LOVE this! I taped it, may watch it again. :) :)

It's almost time to hit the bar, tomorrow.

zeuser comments on Jun 10, 2022:

She smiled at me too! LOL

“Yes, and I flew an invisible plane on screen but still support abiding by the laws of air traffic...

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2022:

I can still make Lynda Carter very happy. 🤣🤣💜

There used to be some great contributors to this group, they posted clever and extremely funny posts...

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2022:

A couple of suggestions AC. You can block whoever is irritating you. You can unfollow the group. You can take the good and ignore the bad. You can start your own group and make up some rules that suit you. I hope you stick around. If my posts are annoying you, well man that is tough shit. All the best, partner! 😜

Things might soon become a little exciting for Trumpty Dumpty and his rabble over January 6: ...

zeuser comments on Jun 9, 2022:

I'm looking forward to it, but the people who really should watch simply won't. They already worship the verbal fecal material he produces daily, and lordy do they hate the {everybody but them}'s. Still,. *I'll* be watching. With popcorn. ;)

This is not even the worst safety violation I've seen. Do you have stories?

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Yikes!

They raise a valid point:

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2022:

I wish Ted had some of Al Lewis' better traits. As it stands, he doesn't have anybody's better traits and the very worst traits of sooooo many asswipes..

Can someone over in Oz explain just what the heck goes on over there?

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2022:

I dunno WTF that sign means, but it would keep ME outta the damn water.

Perhaps you are too tired to hammer or your coordination off there is a solution lol.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2022:

That's a rock hammer. So you'd use it if you were in an electric rock and roll band.

Another Repug bites the dust.

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2022:

It is just so obvious that this whole Q anon business is just a fart party of republicans exercising extreme projection. I know, qu'elle surprise, non?

Some gifts are just perfect

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2022:

Pop has to be in on the joke or this turns nasty in a hurry.

Hanging a horse's shoe above a door is supposedly meant to bring luck.

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2022:

A case of the trots?

Memphis lawmakers call to deny Trump police escort at rally over unpaid bills: ‘He’s notorious ...

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2022:

What's the point of holding onto all that (mostly ill-gotten) money if you never pay anybody? I never figured that part out.

How do you respond to negative comments about your body?

zeuser comments on Jun 7, 2022:

I don't get very many comments about my body, but I do respond if people make fun of anything about my appearance. It's a two word phrase and the second word is "off". 😏

It's Monday! 😓😝😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2022:

A good batch, MG. ;)

“If a thing can be said in ten words, I may be relied upon to take a hundred to say it.

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2022:

When I trained to be a tech writer, they taught us - clarity being equal, shorter is better. This makes sense for technical material, especially manuals. Don't force people to read more than they must, or they won't read it at all. Because reading is work, and work is unpopular. Other non- technical communication, verbal or written, is a different story.

Medical history gone bad:

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2022:

That's hilarious!

When you're afraid to eat in front of people. [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Yeah, hamsters do that too.

Yes. 😆

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Yeah, I'm in that club too.

I am going to grow a beard... Lol

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2022:

It gets a lot grayer, I can tell you that.

Good morning!!!! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2022:

Cockwaffles! With fuck off syrup! LOL

WHY DO WE HAVE TO LIVE UP TO THE CONSTITUTION?

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2022:

Louie may be stupid, and he might be dishonest and even a little crazy, but you gotta hand it to him, lordy he's ugly.

Navarro Rants About ‘Our Republic’ as Hearing on Contempt Charges Goes Off the Rails ...

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2022:

Hey Pete! Maybe if you didn't try to overthrow the government and then ignore subpoenas when they caught your ass, maybe then they wouldn't arrest you at all. Food for thought, which I guess we should put at the bottom of a stagnant pond so a bottom feeder like you could find it. You execrable, lying traitor.

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon… .

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2022:

That little stinker!

I know this now...

zeuser comments on Jun 3, 2022:

Reasonable compromise. I bet the skeeters don't like it.

It already Thursday!

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2022:

You can get a lot of "fucks" into a character constrained format. As always, creativity is the key.

Notes to pass on to others

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2022:

I've been there.

My wife is really not too bright.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2022:

I watched ( on the TV) that special the other night. Norm was brilliant! RIP, brother Norm MACdonald.

Republican solution to school shootings....

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2022:

Funny, but really too close to the truth.

Ants might do a better job.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2022:

The uncles won’t GAF .

Might want to rethink that name.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2022:

Don't wanna know what kind of cheese you'd pair with that.

Makes sense to me. 😄

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2022:

Hard to keep all of your stories straight when everyone is just making shit up.

Mel has a gift for all you godless heathens. [m.youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2022:

I always wondered why there were only ten.

Send a picture please

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2022:

I literally laughed out loud at this. 🤣

Oh no, has it ever happened to you?

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2022:

Yikes! Kinky family!

It doesn't hold much and doesn't draw very well.

zeuser comments on Jun 1, 2022:

I miss the old BIC ink pens. With a little aluminum foil and a pin, you were ready to roll. Even had a tiny little rush hole.

We live in troubled times.

zeuser comments on May 31, 2022:

You wanna tell the lion? Cuz I'm not gonna tell him.

Sarah Palin's former in-laws are supporting her main Republican opponent Nick Begich in the upcoming...

zeuser comments on May 31, 2022:

Real mama bears never shit where they eat, like faux mama bear Sarah did.

Snots and Bears in Texas interrupted..... [vimeo.com]

zeuser comments on May 31, 2022:

Assholes and murderers.

Perhaps I need a new hobby.

zeuser comments on May 31, 2022:

Tell him "No charge!"

We have our problems and they have theirs.

zeuser comments on May 31, 2022:

Yeah, that would be hard to resist.

I thought I'd spoil your day

zeuser comments on May 31, 2022:

Right on target, Glenn!

Florida once again

zeuser comments on May 31, 2022:

When someone tells you to "Bite my ass", and their ass bites back.

There is an element of truth there... or is there? I take it with a pinch of salt. 😆

zeuser comments on May 31, 2022:

Hey, c'mon everybody, who doesn't like salty humor?

I miss Kenny Rogers.

zeuser comments on May 29, 2022:

When this came on the jukebox at the Cozy Inn in Aurora CO where I lived in the late 70's, we would villify Lucille with nasty, in-rhythm, coordinated excoriations during the chorus. On a related note, I wonder if the poor bastard in this picture survived.

My mind is all over on this... to tell you the truth

zeuser comments on May 29, 2022:

That looks like free range to me, grazing is encouraged.

Who do we always forget?

zeuser comments on May 29, 2022:

Is that Christian Bale?

Yeah, MYOB!!!

zeuser comments on May 29, 2022:

What else is he supposed to do with it?

Sell anything on eBay

zeuser comments on May 29, 2022:

Offer free shipping. That one always hooks me when I'm on the fence.

Arming teachers! There seems to be a level of utter stupidity in POTUS45 that is simply ...

zeuser comments on May 29, 2022:

The talking yam uses a simple two step process to figure out his "policy response" to anything. First, it must be simple enough to say in one sentence. Second, it has to piss off liberals/ delight nazis. Doesn't have to make sense, be workable, be correct, or exhibit research or forethought. And the more he can use the solution to scam people and make a buck, whatever dumbass idea it is, the better.

Trump tried to kick people out of office and face-planted.

zeuser comments on May 28, 2022:

The guys that the talking yam wanted to defeat are all actually awful too, they just aren't sucking him off anymore. Even so, his infection of the national fuckwit electorate is still growing.

The Onion 5/27/2022 Wayne LaPierre has a different opinion of school shootings ...

zeuser comments on May 27, 2022:

Who's supplying your caviar and vodka, you shitbag?

DIRTY POLITICS OF THE GOP 5 GOP candidates blocked from Michigan governor's primary over alleged ...

zeuser comments on May 27, 2022:

Well, this is clearly Biden's fault. Or even better, Obama's. *rolling my eyes*

CANCUN-CRUZ BOILING OVER Sen.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2022:

The most punchable face, hands down. A smug hypocrite in the pocket of the NRA and still sucking DJT off. 🤮

This is more than a bit spooky! :-D

zeuser comments on May 26, 2022:

Hey, he's *trying,* ok? LOL

I can't imagine.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2022:

Well, they wouldn't eat the poisoned mushroom soup, so....

REPUGS WANT THEIR GUNS.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2022:

For repubs, that is a feature, not a bug.

Asking the Important Questions

zeuser comments on May 23, 2022:

Cousins once removed. 😜

Not mincing words

zeuser comments on May 23, 2022:

As I recall, that is most of south Philly.

Right this way...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2022:

"See that church? They don't wear masks."

Seems to be working!

zeuser comments on May 23, 2022:

Yeah, me too. :(

I don't think Jim's getting a snack tonight.

zeuser comments on May 23, 2022:

Wait! Wait til the handcuffs part!

But I support Cathy

zeuser comments on May 23, 2022:

Awwww!

I won't tell!!!

zeuser comments on May 21, 2022:

Yeah, that's her all right. *sigh*

High standards

zeuser comments on May 21, 2022:

Me, dancing, nude or not, is not compatible with dignity. Sorry. ;)

Happy Saturday! I'm going back to bed! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on May 21, 2022:

Not the playstation! LOL

A movie that never was

zeuser comments on May 21, 2022:

A remake of the Depp classic "Blow".

Don't get your feathers ruffled.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2022:

If there isn't any sand around, you want to watch out where they intend to bury their heads.

Alex Jones' Testicles Are Shrinking 😜😜😜 [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on May 20, 2022:

I came up with a general approach to AJ a while back. If he says something, it's horseshit. It's a simple approach. It works.

Democrat waited for bicyclist. Republican aggressively cut me off.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2022:

Well, you are either a bully, or you aren't. If you are, where are you going to be welcome? If you are not, where will you be safe? That explains a lot of it.

And don't for one minute think I'm not grateful.

zeuser comments on May 19, 2022:

A conundrum, to be sure.

An atheist dies and goes to hell The devil welcomes him and says:"Let me show you around a little...

zeuser comments on May 19, 2022:

Yeah, that's them all right. B(

‘I mean Ukraine’: Former U.

zeuser comments on May 19, 2022:

Very fucking funny, you butcher.

Doesn't the Trump family ever get tired of whoring around?

zeuser comments on May 18, 2022:

Whores gotta whore. That's what make them whores.