New from Dell....

phxbillcee comments on Aug 15, 2021:

If any of those photos show her, I'll pass!

zeuser replies on Aug 15, 2021:

With speed fisting, if there are no pictures, it didn't happen!

The cornea the joke, the better.

silverotter11 comments on Aug 15, 2021:

A groaner for sure but it did remind me of a one eyed prostitute joke.

zeuser replies on Aug 15, 2021:

"I'll keep an eye out for you"?

Sustainability, prudence, and honest concern about the climate.

jeshuey comments on Aug 14, 2021:

I hope lab grown real meat becomes a reality.

zeuser replies on Aug 14, 2021:

I think the tech there is fairly well advanced. I like the idea too. It shows up in a lot of steampunk urban fantasy stuff, and I like the concept.

The Storm's calculated electromagnetic point of origin!

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Look at where the Ley lines converge. We've known this for a while. (I kid.)

zeuser replies on Aug 13, 2021:

@Lorajay, @PondartIncbendog If you want to explain the ridiculous electromagnetic Bermuda Triangle crystal pyramids theory, you need something just as absurd.

It ain't the meat, it's the motion.

Ello comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Maria Muldaur : It Ain't the Meat. It's the Motion.

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2021:

Hers was the most famous version, and the best one IMHO. But it was a cover of the original recorded by (get this) The Swallows, back in the early 50's.

Trump fans springing to action.

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Holy shit, these folks are brownshirts. I know that they grow them this way in Tennessee (sorry to the vols I know and love), but this....this is fucking scary. "We know who you are". I've heard THAT shit before. From criminals. And Nazis. And mobs.

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2021:

@Diagoras Of course. But this is fucking Tennessee.

The Storm's calculated electromagnetic point of origin!

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Look at where the Ley lines converge. We've known this for a while. (I kid.)

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2021:

@Lorajay The idea is that you can draw lines between historical artifacts, and those linessomehow relate to a supernatural force. Maybe. https://allthatsinteresting.com/ley-lines

I know which one I'd pick.

of-the-mountain comments on Aug 12, 2021:

At least you know monkeys will have their own social ways!!! Unlike the obstructionists republican fascists who just want power, enslavement, and dominion over everyone!!!

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2021:

Right on, brother!

I know which one I'd pick.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 12, 2021:

You'll find one monkeys the other republican, but it won't matter in the end.

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2021:

Not when the oceans rise and the crops fail. Won't make a damn bit of difference then.

I know which one I'd pick.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Hahahahaha!!! First time I took my kid's to the zoo, they saw a monkey giving another monkey a golden shower! Hahahahaha!!!

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Gotta love primates, and in captivity they do develop some behavioral quirks. But even so, I've never had pizza that was THAT good. :)

I know which one I'd pick.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Hahahahaha!!! First time I took my kid's to the zoo, they saw a monkey giving another monkey a golden shower! Hahahahaha!!!

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2021:

I've been to the zoo with my kids, when they were young, and the monkey was, well, masturbating. Like he was making a play-doh snake. Vigorously.

Trump fans springing to action.

LiterateHiker comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Horrifying. Trump supporters are violent, angry lunatics. They should be arrested and charged with threatening people.

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2021:

That is violent criminal assault. In TN, guess what's gonna happen to the perps. Yeah, that's right.

I know which one I'd pick.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2021:

take the one on the right. how bad can it be lol

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2021:

Hell yeah! LOL

Another old joke: Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.

zeuser comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Big end or small end? 😏

zeuser replies on Aug 10, 2021:

@OldMetalHead Yeah, that's right. Another example of a stupid distinction that caused conflict, from Swift's 18th century satire. This gag makes the same point.

Not funny, Polly.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Faces right: "Help, help the Alcaldia took all my money" Faces left: "Don't you fear El Zorro is here"

zeuser replies on Aug 8, 2021:

That takes me back.

A reasonable precaution. The hawks rely on treachery.

Budgie comments on Aug 7, 2021:

Canuck, he has a whole history was given protected status and then disappeared. The knife he stole from a crime scene. At one point there was a knock out ballot in Vancouver for the title of honourary ambassador and when Canuck and the Mayor of Vancouver were pitted against each other the Mayor ...

zeuser replies on Aug 8, 2021:

@Budgie That is so cool!

A reasonable precaution. The hawks rely on treachery.

Budgie comments on Aug 7, 2021:

Canuck, he has a whole history was given protected status and then disappeared. The knife he stole from a crime scene. At one point there was a knock out ballot in Vancouver for the title of honourary ambassador and when Canuck and the Mayor of Vancouver were pitted against each other the Mayor ...

zeuser replies on Aug 8, 2021:

There's a backstory? I just thought it was a cool meme.

Lookin' at you Dexter and GoT

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2021:

It was once called "jumping the shark". Those days seem so innocent now. 🤣

zeuser replies on Aug 8, 2021:

@OldMetalHead Fonzi never took a dump in the sauce pan though.

Sorry but I'm not sorry about these fuckheads, call it Darwin, call it karma or poetic justice, I ...

OldGoat43 comments on Aug 7, 2021:

Same guy died on my posting, but your's has pictures. Nice. Do any of these anti-vaxxer morons deserve a Darwin Award?

zeuser replies on Aug 7, 2021:

This guy has already reproduced so no, he doesn't qualify.

Remember those Nazi party membership cards Hitler issued to his followers?...

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2021:

I like how one of the cards spells the word "offical".

zeuser replies on Aug 6, 2021:

@Beowulfsfriend Hey, a buck is a buck, even when it's a bcuk.

You Can't Make This Up...One More Once (Mind Blowing): [rawstory.com]

OldGoat43 comments on Aug 6, 2021:

This subject story was published in an article two weeks ago. The denier idiots are buying out all the shelf stock at Tractor Supply Stores and Farm and Garden centers around the country. This medication is used to treat certain parasitic roundworm infections. # The side effects of ivermectin in ...

zeuser replies on Aug 6, 2021:

@BirdMan1 That's what I'm thinking, let them go and kill themselves. The drawbacks are the harm it causes their less crazy-legs family members, and all those poor cows with roundworms and no treatment available due to these douchebags.

The headstone of people who aren't sheep. I know, right?

UrsiMajor comments on Aug 5, 2021:

How this isn't the fate of so many anti-vaxxers, I don't know.

zeuser replies on Aug 5, 2021:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Those are the conclusions that come to mind.

The headstone of people who aren't sheep. I know, right?

UrsiMajor comments on Aug 5, 2021:

How this isn't the fate of so many anti-vaxxers, I don't know.

zeuser replies on Aug 5, 2021:

When they die, the cause of death is never "anti-vaxxer". So you can't really count them.

Rodney Dangerfield never gets old : I went to see my doctor.

St-Sinner comments on Aug 4, 2021:

Lol.... Rodney Dangerfield was fabulous. It is still fun to watch his videos on YouTube. .................... "My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend." "When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother." "My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!"...

zeuser replies on Aug 4, 2021:

I watch those videos a lot. I am old enough that I have been in his nightclub, like first avenue and 61st street. It was a dive, but it was Dangerfields. Not sure if it's still there.

An honest, but frustrating, misunderstanding. Frustratus -a -um.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2021:

My guess is that many people here don't get a joke about conjugating verbs....

zeuser replies on Aug 4, 2021:

I took two years of Latin in my catholic high school. Actually, I appreciate it now even though it seemed remarkably tedious at the time.

Frontier Airlines Suspends Flight Attendants For Duct Taping Unruly Passenger To Their Seat

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2021:

See, now on a milk run Greyhound, first, nobody is ever crazy enough to try this with the other passengers on your typical trip, but second, the reason is we all will fuck you up. No lie. LOL

zeuser replies on Aug 3, 2021:

@barjoe You gotta read the room. LOL

What will the Repugs come up with next???

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Now there are a couple of beauties, a war profiteer and a gangster.

zeuser replies on Aug 3, 2021:

@St-Sinner Yeah, that's about the size of it. Bush came by it, well I don't know about honestly, but understandably, because the Bush' family was doing that kinda shit for a looooong time.

Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit.

AnneWimsey comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Luuuuuvvvv a quick-witted woman!

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2021:

Me too!

"I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics.

whiskywoman comments on Aug 1, 2021:

lots of men 65 look 80 and cant get it up if that's not you be thankful and join aarp and get your dollar on every purchase

zeuser replies on Aug 1, 2021:

I try to ask for the senior discount when I remember to do it, but I forget to ask more often than not. And if you don't ask, you don't receive.

It's never really unanimous.

bbyrd009 comments on Jul 31, 2021:

there are seven present?

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2021:

I don't think the chair gets a vote. But it IS a cartoon after all, no logic necessary. ;)

Practical magic.

SnowyOwl comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Fucking Genius, stolen in a heartbeat.

zeuser replies on Jul 29, 2021:

It's good enough to overlook the spelling error, am I right? LOL

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Is that you're phone number, no 555? :-D

zeuser replies on Jul 29, 2021:

Give it a try, AC, see who you get then let us all know. 😉

Hey, do you want to retire permanently?

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2021:

link or something is missing

zeuser replies on Jul 29, 2021:

I think "retire permanently" is code for "getting covid and dying". Just a guess.

Can you imagine having to serve this "couple"?

zeuser comments on Jul 28, 2021:

I bet she doesn't eat much.

zeuser replies on Jul 29, 2021:

@phxbillcee Doesn't look like she has the "vibrating hand" feature either. :(

Also, got any corn?

Budgie comments on Jul 26, 2021:

Surely that should be grapes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q You can thank me later.

zeuser replies on Jul 27, 2021:

@Budgie I tell that same joke, but with a bar instead of lemonade stand, corn instead of grapes, and the threat of nailing the duck's feet to the floor. Got any nails? Good one. The classics never get old. ;)

Maybe if he got a triple word score....

bobwjr comments on Jul 26, 2021:

Groaner

zeuser replies on Jul 26, 2021:

Aw, c'mon Bob, you love 'em!

'Imagine,' blared at the Olympics, is a totalitarian's anthem

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2021:

Hmm. Any relation to "John Barron", I wonder? Bishops are middle management. Nobody listens to them whether they are punching up or down.

zeuser replies on Jul 26, 2021:

@David1955 Like an AVP, let's say. A flunky.

As if not existing after you die is the worst that could happen to you...

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2021:

I like living. But I do not want anything else after I go. Fuck that.

zeuser replies on Jul 26, 2021:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Yeah, you're right. But not anything else either. I mean, come on, my warranty has expired at that point. That's cool, happens every day to a bunch of people.

I'd do it for the free mask.

KateOahu comments on Jul 26, 2021:

That would have been a great prank.

zeuser replies on Jul 26, 2021:

I know, right? LOL

Also, got any corn?

Budgie comments on Jul 26, 2021:

Surely that should be grapes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q You can thank me later.

zeuser replies on Jul 26, 2021:

I get a playback error, but I'm guessing it shows a duck eating grapes?

Also, got any corn?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 25, 2021:

I'll take the talking ducks over the bothersome sheeple any day.

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2021:

Me too.

Tell him to get stuffed.

KateOahu comments on Jul 25, 2021:

Careful, another might elbow him out of the way.

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2021:

In for a penne, in for a pound.

SAVE AMERICA PAC DONORS GAVE $75,000,000 It was initially formed -- in the immediate wake of ...

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

How appalling! Nobody could have predicted this! A shocking, surprising turn of events! That was my Lindsey Graham impression. Whaddaya think of it?

zeuser replies on Jul 23, 2021:

@JeffMurray That's where I draw the line.

Um, it's a soul patch, all right?.

KateOahu comments on Jul 23, 2021:

I guess as long as it stays on your own face, you are okay.

zeuser replies on Jul 23, 2021:

Now that is a very thoughtful response!

We all heard you, you know.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jul 23, 2021:

God shave the Queen!

zeuser replies on Jul 23, 2021:

Yep, that's the gag.

Carlson, You're a Dirty Rotten Tucker.

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

C'mon, tell us what you really think. 😜 But yeah, seriously, Carlson is the Axis Sally and the Tokyo Rose of his generation, pure propaganda and absolutely no shame or morality. No integrity either, but you already knew that. 😡

zeuser replies on Jul 23, 2021:

@19dacar52 He qualifies as a good preacher in the context of success in misleading his disciples.

Are you a nightmare dinner guest? I scored zero. 😁

Buttercup comments on Jul 22, 2021:

I'm a 0 too, but there are a couple of things I'd never volunteer to eat. Organ meats, like brains, are too gross to eat straight but even they are okay in sausage or pasta dishes.

zeuser replies on Jul 22, 2021:

Here in NC, you can get canned brains in milk gravy. You fry 'em and eat 'em with eggs. A little bland for my taste, but definitely edible. I also like tripe, pig's feet, and sweetbreads. Kidneys can be good if cooked correctly.

So I hear Bezos new yacht is supposed to be bigger than the Titanic ...

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2021:

"Clearly we need to do everything we can to cut Bezos' taxes, maybe even give him federal money with a negative tax rate." - Moscow Mitch and his marauding band of wealth inequality apologists.

zeuser replies on Jul 22, 2021:

@JackPedigo They are being paid for it, no doubt.

Interesting. LOL

Donna_I comments on Jul 21, 2021:

Damn. Here is me hoping vampirism would be a thing. 😢

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2021:

@Donna_I Technically, something to un-live for. 😉

Interesting. LOL

Donna_I comments on Jul 21, 2021:

Damn. Here is me hoping vampirism would be a thing. 😢

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2021:

Don't give up! The chart has no category for the undead, so you still have a shot! 😄

Interesting. LOL

St-Sinner comments on Jul 21, 2021:

But the religilous will not be convinced. This is for people with an open mind and free thinking. The brainwashed will believe in what they are told. We have read about parents refusing to give medicine to sick children because they believed that God would cure them. I just a saw a TikTok where a ...

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2021:

Yeah, but come on! It's a pie chart, FFS! Everybody believes pie charts! 😜

For all you Highland heathens, stay safe. 😊

Paganlyl comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Is that the Covid-19 variant or the human one? I've always wondered about the kilt thingy, but thanks for the warning! Do you mind if I don't watch?

zeuser replies on Jul 18, 2021:

Do what you need to do! 😜

It's not as hard as they'd like you to believe.

St-Sinner comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Mom, I know Chinese!

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2021:

Well orange you special! LOL

Can I call you back?

1950debris comments on Jul 15, 2021:

In a bar, in a garrison town. Sergeant at the bar ordering drinks for his squad. Barman asks, 'What do you call your privates?' Sergeant says,'Bollocks, what do you call yours?'

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2021:

Bellend asks what? LOL

Pro-Trump pastor: God is going to ‘begin killing wicked men and women’ who opposed Trump – ...

glennlab comments on Jul 14, 2021:

I wish they would fund the IRS to go after these non compliant "churches" that double as political clubs.

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2021:

They are trying. The big money wants it to go the other way.

Honestly, this sounds like a great use of taxpayer dollars. I'll even kick in an extra sawbuck.

mcgeo52 comments on Jul 14, 2021:

The only problem I have with this is knowing how much he would enjoy the shower.

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2021:

Never considered that. On balance, though, still a great idea.

New Books on The Former Guy: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Where are the guys who did in Epstein when you need them?

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2021:

@mcgeo52 That is one approach.

Many have tried...

Budgie comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Is it silly that I immediately scanned the pic looking for him or evidence of him?

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2021:

He wants you to look for him, that is his MO.

Honestly, this sounds like a great use of taxpayer dollars. I'll even kick in an extra sawbuck.

OldGoat43 comments on Jul 14, 2021:

For those with better aim, perhaps a target with open mouth would be more inspiring.

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2021:

I'd work on my aim prior to pointing at this jerkoff.

So much so it comes out of his ears.

19dacar52 comments on Jul 14, 2021:

If he did start a company called trump Manuer I would bet that it would fail and he would file bankruptcy.

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2021:

It might work, because, you know, he's a shitty businessman.

Many have tried...

JackPedigo comments on Jul 14, 2021:

He, with a bra?

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2021:

I think the bra belongs to the young lady.

The worst thing about growing old is that you will likely not live long enough to celebrate the ...

Oldman51 comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Probably so but you got to see some of them go before you.

zeuser replies on Jul 11, 2021:

Yeah, there is at least some satisfaction in that. Outliving people has two parts. My 96 year old dad outlived everyone, the ones he liked as well as the other ones.

We all want this , Donnie Jr in prison orange being greeted by those who want to know him

zeuser comments on Jul 11, 2021:

I'd love to see that little cokehead handling dirty sheets and scorched underwear in the prison laundry.

zeuser replies on Jul 11, 2021:

@phxbillcee That's be ok with me. I bet he has a cute butt. LOL

This might come in handy.

bobwjr comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Yup quantum physics

zeuser replies on Jul 11, 2021:

Correct!

This might come in handy.

Cast1es comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Dopleganger .

zeuser replies on Jul 11, 2021:

Nope, it's a quantum phenomenon so both guys are the same guy,

This might come in handy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Must have stopped off for a clone job...

zeuser replies on Jul 11, 2021:

Nope, Heisenberg's uncertainty principle at work.

Time to develop another strategy.

HankSherman comments on Jul 10, 2021:

Sometimes I can't believe you still come up with this stuff....think about what this does to the envir.onment

zeuser replies on Jul 10, 2021:

Hey, now. At least there wasn't any of that "pull my finger" business.

Time to develop another strategy.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2021:

He who bubbles it admits it...(couldn't find a 'bubble' rhyme to fit there! LOL)

zeuser replies on Jul 9, 2021:

He who blooped it pooped it?

The death of Ashli Babbitt offers the purest distillation of Donald Trump’s view of justice...

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2021:

I've said this many times, the only justice this orange asshole will ever face will be at the hands of a mob.

zeuser replies on Jul 8, 2021:

@BirdMan1 You can tell he's worried about the precedent. I read somewhere that Mussolini's end influenced Hitler to instruct his ghouls to burn his body after he shot himself so his rancid corpse would not be desecrated like that of "Il Duce". And Trump is a big Hitler fan. So....

Poor little Trumpty Dumpty claims he was being censored by Twitter, Google and Facebook.

mcgeo52 comments on Jul 8, 2021:

The companies sued should counter-sue, and add claims for slander. Legally, these suits have zero credibility. Trump agreed to their terms of service and then violated those terms. The companies had the contractual right (and arguably a contractual responsibility) to ban Trump. I don't know ...

zeuser replies on Jul 8, 2021:

He says they are "tobacco lawyers". Maybe they can negotiate having a warning label tattooed on his forehead.

Can we encourage them to go

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Sure, good idea, y'all go to Russia where men are men, the national sport is vodka, and everybody either dies young or goes to prison. Your kind of place. Sorry, no PBR.

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2021:

@dalefvictor If Putin wanted it, he'd win.

The first words from any philly baby - "Boooo, booo".

St-Sinner comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Never had it but I looked up why the craze about the Philly Cheesesteak. "When it comes to quintessential Philly sandwiches, the cheesesteak may be more famous, but the roast pork sandwich is a sleeper favorite of many. Philadelphia’s most iconic food is a sandwich: hot beef and melty ...

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2021:

@St-Sinner Blasphemy! LOL

The first words from any philly baby - "Boooo, booo".

St-Sinner comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Never had it but I looked up why the craze about the Philly Cheesesteak. "When it comes to quintessential Philly sandwiches, the cheesesteak may be more famous, but the roast pork sandwich is a sleeper favorite of many. Philadelphia’s most iconic food is a sandwich: hot beef and melty ...

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2021:

Oh my. Thinly sliced grilled sirloin, grilled onions, cheese - provolone, American white, or cheese whiz -melted on top of the meat, all in a freshly baked hoagie roll. These things are NOT supposed to be in cheesesteaks no matter what people tell you - no bell peppers, no mushrooms. Pizza sauce is ok for a pizza steak. You judge how good the sandwich is by how far down your forearm the grease runs when you eat it.

The first words from any philly baby - "Boooo, booo".

Cast1es comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Way too much saalt in prepared baby foods .

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2021:

With cheesesteaks, that is the whole point. Start 'em early, build up an immunity.

"Animal factories are one more sign of the extent to which our technological capacities have ...

AnonySchmoose comments on Jul 6, 2021:

Animal factories ought to be called criminal. The violence to humans begins with animal factories and vice versa.

zeuser replies on Jul 6, 2021:

Too true. I do understand humanely raising farm animals, but the food factory approach is reprehensible. Here in NC we have huge hog farms where all the waste is stored in what is euphemistically called "lagoons", and the animals suffer horribly. Hogs, in particular, realize they are about to be killed, and they die in terror.

Anybody ever run into these wackadoos?

Robecology comments on Jul 5, 2021:

Facebooks boast 96.7 thousand members; Birds Aren't Real Private group · 96.7K members. Wow....do I feel like a failure as a teacher!

zeuser replies on Jul 5, 2021:

I wonder how many work at Chik Fil A or KFC.

ok whose pet is this!?

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2021:

5G, eh? It's the ghost of Triggggger.

zeuser replies on Jul 5, 2021:

@Cast1es Yeah, but what about Triggggger? 😉

Anybody ever run into these wackadoos?

HankSherman comments on Jul 5, 2021:

Not sure.....there may be a correlation of people losing faith in their religion, and not wanting to face reality, just losing all touch with anything rational......

zeuser replies on Jul 5, 2021:

Seems if you turn your back on mythology you are turning towards reality. But I guess you can't generalize.

Anybody ever run into these wackadoos?

Diogenes comments on Jul 5, 2021:

On the census in Canada there was a question, "What was your gender at birth?" I was a three-eared toad- but I morphed into a giraffe! That isn't an answer about "gender"- but neither is the question. It has to be some kind of weird, politically-correct joke.------ and don't you dare cross that ...

zeuser replies on Jul 5, 2021:

Stop that kind of talk. The world might view it as a challenge.

Anybody ever run into these wackadoos?

Marionville comments on Jul 4, 2021:

Why is it all these crackpot conspiracy theories seem to originate in the USA? This one is plain cuckoo! 🐦

zeuser replies on Jul 4, 2021:

At this point, it's our brand.

Anybody ever run into these wackadoos?

Kynlei comments on Jul 4, 2021:

Oh for fuck's sake. You are not important enough for the government to track.

zeuser replies on Jul 4, 2021:

With *bird drones*, am I right?

Anybody ever run into these wackadoos?

racocn8 comments on Jul 4, 2021:

These are people whose self-esteem is so low that they have to pretend insanity to get attention.

zeuser replies on Jul 4, 2021:

Pretty good theory. I can see that being at the least a heavily contributing factor.

Anybody ever run into these wackadoos?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 4, 2021:

Well, I have to admit I don't believe Congress is quite real...

zeuser replies on Jul 4, 2021:

How about surreal?

Anybody ever run into these wackadoos?

azzow2 comments on Jul 4, 2021:

How do they explain all of the turkeys and chickens?

zeuser replies on Jul 4, 2021:

You'd have to ask one of them I guess.

Happy independence day to all my "just for laughs" American godless peeps.

racocn8 comments on Jul 4, 2021:

Those two should get together...

zeuser replies on Jul 4, 2021:

Who's to say they haven't already. 😜

Happy independence day to all my "just for laughs" American godless peeps.

lerlo comments on Jul 4, 2021:

Back at you. I see my grilling attire has been copied I'll have to come up with something new🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Jul 4, 2021:

I don't wanna know which outfit of yours this copies. LOL

Trump called it "A political Witch Hunt by the Radical Left Democrats" The Trump Organization and...

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Al Capone said it was all bullshit too. He died of syphilis in a jail cell.

zeuser replies on Jul 1, 2021:

@anglophone Me too.

Tweety never saw the second floor of the White House. Guess why?

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2021:

What in the actual fuck? Really?

zeuser replies on Jul 1, 2021:

@OldGoat43 Wow. That is a new level for me. What a wuss.

Trump Rambles On Newsmax After Being Asked What Melania Is Up To: VIDEO - Comic Sands

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

From what little I read before I started to retch, she is low key, but not low key. This is a Schroedinger's cat situation. Except they are all crooks and insurrectionists. Melania does, to be fair, have nice tits.

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2021:

@OldMetalHead I was thinking Schroedinger's pussy, or box. But that works too.

The young Trump, anthropromophically. (Is that spelled right?)

BirdMan1 comments on Jun 29, 2021:

Spelled right, and funny!

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2021:

Whew!

At least it wasn't a super soaker.

KateOahu comments on Jun 29, 2021:

Stupid sob, ain’t he? Talk about missed opportunity.

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2021:

The young woman is evidently putting up with him. Neither one seems very bright.

The young Trump, anthropromophically. (Is that spelled right?)

HippieChick58 comments on Jun 28, 2021:

BUT don't give up!! I raised some good little xian Republicans, until they went to college. Now they are amazing liberal democrat atheists! I done damn good!

zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2021:

Yes. Yes you did. <3

Yeah that is interesting

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2021:

also be his first complete sentence

zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2021:

Good one!

Trump organization could have criminal charges as early as next week Text in comments

BirdMan1 comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Please, do not hesitate to indict on my account!

zeuser replies on Jun 27, 2021:

@glennlab Good idea, cover all the bases.

Trump organization could have criminal charges as early as next week Text in comments

BirdMan1 comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Please, do not hesitate to indict on my account!

zeuser replies on Jun 27, 2021:

@glennlab Save the party for the conviction.

This resonated with me.

LiterateHiker comments on Jun 27, 2021:

I disagree. Life is a process of learning and growing. Born prematurely, I had to fight to survive. I'm learning to relax. I was born an ebullient optimist. This hasn't changed. Still use all of my senses outdoors. While hiking, I love hearing the soft rattling of millions of Aspen leaves, ...

zeuser replies on Jun 27, 2021:

Sounds like you avoided a lot of the negativity that others have had to endure and developed your identity wisely. That's good!

Look who got the bill. LOL

HankSherman comments on Jun 26, 2021:

Demanding a DNA test is in order

zeuser replies on Jun 26, 2021:

The real dad is ducking the test. 😜

Car security

phxbillcee comments on Jun 24, 2021:

Reminds me a bit of this...

zeuser replies on Jun 24, 2021:

That poor guy got hosed all right.

New York Daily News Trump tried to enlist Justice Department to stop ‘SNL’ from satirizing him...

glennlab comments on Jun 22, 2021:

The reason he kept firing people is that they told him no, the ones that said nothing or just did nothing remained, finally he was surrounded by either yes people or do nothing people. What a way to run a government.

zeuser replies on Jun 22, 2021:

You nailed it. All the competent ones, or the ones with integrity, took off. We all see what was left. Dog's breakfast material.

Seattle Politics aka Horsey

Willow_Wisp comments on Jun 21, 2021:

The cluster is actually on the right, but they think they're in the middle, and start shit with the loners on the left. It's a clash between conservative rural tribalism and the reality of twenty first century life in the urban areas. It's an experiment by the right, they tried to use it to excuse ...

zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2021:

"Exactly how stupid do those people think everyone else is?" As stupid as they are themselves. They think "Yeah, that would fool me" and then do it with that mangled misunderstanding as the basis. ;)