Remainder will cause division because they don't get it.

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

An exceptional numerator will be reduced by the urge people have to relate to the common denominator.

Or dynamiting fish in a barrel.......

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

It's not fun, they don't understand your ridicule at all.

I'm so happy I wasn't at home.

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

They've almost got that down to a science. Except, you know, it's not science at all, just a form that sort of looks vaguely scientific. :)

Thought it might be good to 'crack' a few jokes.

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

That collection is everything it's been cracked up to be. It cracked me up, that's for sure. I guess I won't see anything that funny until tomorrow, at the crack of dawn! LOL

An intelligent design

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

And it works!

Mine is Fuckelle Fuckia! Lol!!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

Fuckard Fuckewski

Please stop sending me porn !!!

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

His poor peter must cower in fear everytime he drops his drawers.

Explains everything.

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2022:

Uh oh. High hopes ain't gonna get you anything here.

Just another random meme dump! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Yay Thor! LOL

It wasn't me..

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Someone's got some 'splainin' to do.

My goals too.

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2022:

To dream the impossible dream....

Can someone explain it to me?

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2022:

Ooo, I can translate. Let me see. Here it is. "What the fuck are you talking about? Here, I'm just gonna say shit with words I think you want to hear." You're welcome.

I wouldn’t blame her if she did.

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2022:

A mythical conundrum regarding fictitious fantasy characters. Like Lois wondering if Clark ever fucked Lana.

What he said.

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2022:

That don't look like a quarter pounder to me, Bozo.

Fenni is an alcoholic drink

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Booze made from cashews? Well that's just nuts.

Damn you, Auto Correct

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Mom needs to work on that gag reflex, it sounds like.

OK Guys, stand back and be thankful it wasn't you

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Just based on balls and creativity, this is a 9.8.

[vm.tiktok.com] Oh Karen . Satan loves u afterall 🙌🦇 Go Karen go

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2022:

There's a perfect job for everyone somewhere.

Good doggie!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Who's a good doggie? You are! Yes you are!

McCafe is getting way too frisky.

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2022:

People in the drive through line get mad if you don't pull out.

Heartbreaking: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Won't Let Us Rip Up Children, Like We Do All The Time ...

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2022:

I forgot about that overstuffed sack of lies. Arkansas deserves her, from what I understand. To think, Bill Clinton once had that job.

Be honest with your doctor

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2022:

That one cuts a little too close to the boner.

More tasteless DJTs

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Nice batch, Glenn!

Simple solutions

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Yeah, ok, why don't you try that one out and let us all know how that works out for you, St.

Else you'll wait forever.....

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now that depends.

Please tell me is it fair?

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

As long as I'm not having to pay out, yeah.

Yeah.... Why not?

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Oh my. If you wonder why, come see me and I'll tell you. Poor bastards.

Why women cannot hear men

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Geez. Not sure these ladies really want to converse with men. I'd want to shine some light on these to get the full sparkly effect.

And having coffee in my own mug and picking my nose without making sure nobody is watching me.

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Yeah, it's an important haven, no doubt.

See the difference?

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

That's funny. You think he and Hillary are living together. LOL

Couple of trumpy

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Propecia fried chicken, LOL.

If the shoe fits...

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

If you can't be funny, be a critic.

A Little Organ of Russian Disinformation After weeks of seemingly defending Vladimir Putin and ...

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

'bout as big as one of yer bowties, junior.

Poor Eeyore.

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Shit. It was so obvious all this time, too.

“Sometimes the bible in the hand of one man is worse than the whisky bottle in the hand of ...

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

The bottle never told me any stories to my face.

Anybody get pinched today? On this holy day of St 's day. [elitedaily.]

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Anyone who pinches me, or even lays a finger on me, for any reason at all, that individual is eligible for a throat punch. St Patrick, of course, was a genocidal thug bent on eliminating druidry using organized violence - he did a brutally good job of it too. The snakes thing was bullshit. The shamrock story is lame. It's telling that the day is now one of drunken excess to celebrate this "holy" guy, you know?

Any cereal you would recommend?

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2022:

Buns. I forgot the hamburger buns.

Vlad the Impaler is trying to return to his Transylvania crypt. Let's help him get there soon.

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2022:

He will evade justice, most probably via suicide. Or death by warfare.

My father said, "Marry a girl who has the same beliefs as the family.

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2022:

You should marry for love. But even with the strongest love, there are so many other things that determine how long the marriage will last.

A tree demonstrating the moral of The Giving Tree. 😆

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2022:

My sweetgum tree is the gift that keeps on giving. *sigh*

Can someone help her? I don't know where to begin.

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2022:

I promise to look you in the eyes. Now just to be clear, there will be other forms of contact.

Igor's Brain

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Practice saying your "B's", Dr. F.

Another batch of random memes! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Well *I* liked Fuck Shed. Nice beat, easy to dance to, I give it an 85.

No suprise book

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Get the special edition containing a little mirror suitable for laying out a couple of lines and snorting them.

I'm not buying it either Rebecca.

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2022:

A 3 year old kid will say anything for some ice cream. Just sayin'.

For fuck's sake?

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2022:

I just go with Oh FFS, and let everyone interpret it how they want. It not only communicates my meaning quite clearly, but no one quibbles about proper punctuation.

What a shame.

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Oh my, what a shame!! 🤪🙄🙄😏

This was from one of my Pennsylvania friends. He drinks a lot.

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2022:

I can't see what's wrong with that approach.

Kremlin Memo Names Tucker Carlson As 'Essential' To Its Propaganda Strategy [youtube.

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2022:

A willing agitprop traitor. A willing tool of the enemy. A useful idiot. A jerk off. AND, a shitty dresser.

Must admit, this made me laugh more about the Jan 6th insurrection than anything else so far

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2022:

If I ever pulled shit like that, I would hope my kids would turn my ass in too.

Misspelling or no, I'm going to check it out to be sure

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2022:

Sure, they *say* it’s fresh..

Not god, but found his willy

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2022:

Rock on!

and I believe you know who you are

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2022:

Are you saying I'm a ... looser? LOLOLOL

In case you want to die

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2022:

Interesting approach. Good way to go if one seeks a celibate life.

You know he is in trouble now

zeuser comments on Mar 13, 2022:

He's gonna get a rise out of the missus with that remark.

Jesus that liar! 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Mar 13, 2022:

Never saw it...um...coming.

There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large, troublemaking biker steps up ...

zeuser comments on Mar 13, 2022:

Tactical error, big guy. Now this poor schmuck will probably take the heat for murder.

Some random memes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2022:

Those are choice!

Finally, gender equality light switch!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2022:

I am an absolute sucker for great design, which in my view is always simple yet profound.

Learning to read emojis is very important.

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2022:

Hey, hey, honest mistake, ok? LOL

A plane carrying Donald Trump made an emergency landing in New Orleans after alleged engine failure ...

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2022:

Very topical. Of course, he is fund raising off of this incident.

Hmmm...maybe it wasn't the dingoes who ate the baby.

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2022:

The mother and child reunion...

The Price of Gas

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2022:

Go for diesel. An aphro-diesel-iac.

You got to admit, lol

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

I'd call it an ongoing competition. But this roly-poly nutbag is currently behind in the standings.

Getting to that point.

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

These days, that could make a big difference. I might need to look into selling my old busted lawnmower that still has some gas in it.

Yes they do !!

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

No word yet on the pope.

Humans are intelligent but not this [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Ok, ok, Henrietta, we won't pick you for tonight's soup. Geez.

Sidney Powell is using some of the $15 million she raised from election conspiracy theories to fund ...

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

In this case, a fool and the money of other fools.

He didn't grow a spine until it could line his pockets

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Tell that to your opus dei buddies, you disgusting MF.

Let's see what happens tomorrow! Lol

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Last week it was 80. Last night it was 22.

With that group money matters

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Looks like I should either lose weight or get a boat.

Time to re-evaluate

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Astrologically, I'm a Leo, so yeah.

I wonder what's going through the pup's head. 😆

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Now if you had something that reflected smells.....

No shit!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Oooo, these guys never met my son.

Can you believe it?

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Frankly, I'm surprised it wasn't peach.

Time to re-order!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2022:

Awwwww!

Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends. - Aristotle

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2022:

I looked up a couple of definitions of piety. I am not sure Aristotle had these same definitions in mind when he said this, and who knows what the translator did to the original meaning. But the consensus definition is something like this: a belief or point of view that is accepted with unthinking conventional reverence. So, in this sense, yeah, fuck your friends, accept this point of view as truth. Are you sure it's the truth though? The definition says you should be unthinking about it. So, are you sure? You better be, cuz you just lost all your friends. Maybe this is a cautionary statement from Aristotle, I have no idea. But I'll just leave this here.

Two multimillionaire friends met up for lunch and started chatting. "So how's your home life?

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2022:

You don't get to be a multi-millionaire by being straightforward and honest.

Chumpys got a second husband besides Vlad!!

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2022:

Shitstain squared.

Making fun of religion yet again! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

Fabulous!

Presence of mind if you wanna do hanky panky

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

Smooooooth.

"War and rumors of war is incredibly profitable and convenient," Greene wrote on February 24 A ...

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

This woman is reprehensible. She likes her apples and oats, though.

Jay-sus, take the shins.

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

I guess Joseph is somewhere in the middle?

Baby Steps.

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

I always hate to see any unnecessary death, but these guys signed up for it, and a lot of them precipitated many other unnecessary deaths and suffering. The whole thing blows. I wouldn't be sorry to see Putin "shuffle off" this mortal vale.

They sure are a LOVELY couple!!!…..

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

Yuck.

Multiple Rocket Launchers from different countries

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

Well, it takes a lot of bread to pay for a war.

The logic of a trump supporter...

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

Yeah, that's them all right.

Random meme dump! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2022:

Good batch, M G. 🤣

I bet someone tries to correct this obviously false information presented as comedy

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2022:

I thought it was Bob Soup. ;)

I don't think he's getting what he wanted.

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2022:

The truth hurts.

No not that please

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2022:

Oh noooooo!

This is the best one I’ve seen in a long time.

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2022:

I dunno, they don't look like bad decisions to me. LOL

Bad investments.....

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2022:

Every minute.

Mary F , or as we called her for years , “ motherf “.

zeuser comments on Mar 7, 2022:

No one understands you like an old friend. That's a great story, across the miles and over the years true friendship will prevail. ❤

Difficult to know for sure.

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2022:

You are and you aren't, both at the same time.

A Trump-appointed former senior adviser to the Secretary of Defense says Russian forces have been ...

zeuser comments on Mar 6, 2022:

This guy was DOD advisor to the SOD? How the hell did we even survive till 2021? Drunk uncle T no doubt loves his ass.

Meme dump Saturday! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2022:

Ooo, those are edgy! I like 'em MG!

Where did God get the feminine nature to put into women?

zeuser comments on Mar 5, 2022:

Hmm. Maybe it would be a good idea for you to research what the term "agnostic" means, you know, the word that is part of the name of this website. Then you might try and reconsider what you posted here in light of what I can only suppose is brand new insight for you. Unless you are trolling, in which case you are world class. LOL

I always wondered - no - WAIT!

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2022:

Oh man, so transcendently bad it's cool. :)

If you ever had a butt load of something butt is an actual measure.

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2022:

Standards are great. There are so many to choose from. LOL