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HippieChick58 comments on Oct 14, 2020:

That is very apt.

zeuser replies on Oct 14, 2020:

Poor Chris should change his last name to Commode, because he has been shit on numerous times by his buddy, the illegitimate president. I think he likes it, deep down.

Just dont get too cocky, every single person that votes counts, move your immediate family and ...

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2020:

Don't underestimate the power of treachery and cheating, that's the one way this thing can get away from us. And they will try both.

zeuser replies on Oct 14, 2020:

@Mofo1953 No, of course not. You step up the effort at the end so it will finish the way you want.

This is a venerable old joke that came up again recently.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 11, 2020:

It’s no joke that nuns and priests are some of the most hateful people on the planet.

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2020:

Perfect fodder for punchlines in derogatory jokes.

Can he get any more revolting? Steroid cheeks?🤢🤮 [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

If I had a face like that, I'd shave my arse and walk backwards.

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Grade school humor seems appropriate with this guy. Heh.

Some of you may think I’m “nutty”, but I thought I’d share this here anyways for those that ...

Mofo1953 comments on Oct 9, 2020:

in many states like Kansas, Arkansas, etc. people eat roadkill, why?

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2020:

Tradition.

Now the turd wants Barrf to indict Biden for "the Russia Hoax" once again. What a fucking loser!

Sticks48 comments on Oct 9, 2020:

For those old enough to remember, does the name Captain Queeg ring a bell?

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2020:

If he starts clicking metal balls and talking about "that strawberry business", then we'll know for sure. By the way, Bogie was much much better in the role.

Click the link, not the picture. [platform.twitter.com]

silverotter11 comments on Oct 8, 2020:

I know it's rule in court, don't ask a question unless you're sure of the answer, but what's up with these 2? LOL

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2020:

Well they aren't in court, but you're right, they didn't think that one through.

I had a priest carry out an exorcism on my house. I didn't pay the bill and it has been repossessed

Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Priests don’t mess around when it comes to money. My ex husband was catholic and insisted that our son get christened but gave no help or direction to this non catholic so I didn’t know the priest was supposed to get a tip for performing it. The priest put out his hand for money and I thought ...

zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2020:

Back in the days when I was an altar boy (I know, it's hard to picture and no, I wasn't assaulted) it was also a custom to give the altar boys attending any church events - weddings, funerals, christenings - a couple of bucks too - usually a fiver. In fact, one altar boy would accompany the pastor as he visited each parishioner's home after the new year to "bless" the house - solely for the purpose of getting donations for the altar boys who divvied up the tips and split them. Sweet side hustle.

From a clever friend: He emerged from the hospital after three days, as foretold by republican ...

bobwjr comments on Oct 6, 2020:

Shouldn't we crucify him first

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2020:

Don't skip over the 40 lashes part.

The tendency of our time is wholly oriented toward the secular.

Robecology comments on Oct 5, 2020:

The only "Cathedrals" are the towering monuments to greed and capitalism... from tall buildings to huge stadiums....done in "the name" of god...but we've all learned about the hypocrisy of these alleged "believers" who built them.

zeuser replies on Oct 5, 2020:

And the Noah's Ark theme park, don't forget that ridiculous debacle. Taxpayer subsidized no less.

Doctors should be like this...

silverotter11 comments on Oct 5, 2020:

LOL! *Just* ONCE I'd love to have that happen. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 5, 2020:

Well, this does happen to kids when parents stupidly refuse treatment in favor of prayer, and the kids don't get a vote. That shit isn't funny. Having someone who is in theory an adult say this, and have the doctor respond like that, well now, *that's* funny.

Best news ever.

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

In my view, there is a better than even chance that this is another scam. Gets him out of the debates, nobody is talking about felony tax fraud, he gets to claim he took hydroxychloroquine and is miraculously cured. Anybody with me on this one?

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2020:

@Freedompath It's under audit.

Being the author of so many deaths, one can only wish Trump and Melania the same fate as other ...

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

This is another con, AC. Just watch for a bit and the structure of the con will become more obvious with each tweet.

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2020:

@Freedompath Yeah, the fact that it is a great excuse to be a victim and for losing the election is just a "bonus", right?

Yeah baby! Karma is a bitch! Finally we might get lucky! [usatoday.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Y'all keep this in mind - he lies a lot. Just sayin'.

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2020:

@Lavergne What other president would you even think would have this as the motive?

Not sure about Biden?...if you vote Trump again this will be the future of America!

Freedompath comments on Oct 1, 2020:

Why is it that anyone would think that living in the dark ages, will be better than modern times?

zeuser replies on Oct 1, 2020:

Yet another "benefit" of religion.

We are at a crossroads, even if Biden is elected.

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2020:

I've been wondering since the embarrassment of the American empire in Vietnam, the criminality of Nixon, through the travesty of the deification of deficits under Reagan, the corporatization of the democrats under Clinton, the expensive debt exploding folly of the blunder into Afghanistan and Iraq ...

zeuser replies on Oct 1, 2020:

@JackPedigo Yep. Like I said, I keep wondering when the reckoning will finally make this whole thing collapse. Looks like it's coming up.

Imagine having a recipe for a damn good night out as your number plate! :-D

St-Sinner comments on Sep 30, 2020:

Lol, I was half educated but I researched KFC and found out that it relates to fingers. I want to buy that car although I don't need one.

zeuser replies on Sep 30, 2020:

Shorthand for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Brad Parsclale "Baker Acted" in Florida: [tampabay.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2020:

Makes sense. You gotta be crazy to agree to manage the talking yam's campaign.

zeuser replies on Sep 28, 2020:

@Redheadedgammy Just because he is as crooked as a fractured tibia doesn't mean he isn't crazy too.

Who's ready for Christmas?

NHjulie comments on Sep 27, 2020:

Eewww!

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2020:

I don't think that's really the elf. Just KFC remnants arranged like that. LOL

Who's ready for Christmas?

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 27, 2020:

Santa ate the cat?! 😂😂😱

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2020:

No, I think that's supposed to be the (ex) elf on the shelf.

Who's ready for Christmas?

Diogenes comments on Sep 27, 2020:

There are already ads for Santa Clause and his cousin, Jeezuz-dude. It is the most vile, depressing 3 months of the year. I MUST turn off the TV and radio.

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2020:

I went to Lowe's to get some WD40 and steel wool, and there was a blinding array of blinking lights and inflated snowmen. Next to the Halloween shit!

We should all take pride in our job.

silverotter11 comments on Sep 26, 2020:

It's the perfect finger to push my glasses up on my nose when they slip down.

zeuser replies on Sep 26, 2020:

Like I said, they all have their backstories. LOL

We should all take pride in our job.

St-Sinner comments on Sep 26, 2020:

What is awkward is apparently most popular.

zeuser replies on Sep 26, 2020:

They all have their secrets. Number one is also the choice for nose-pickin'.

I'd say he's an upstanding citizen.

silverotter11 comments on Sep 26, 2020:

There's a vagina museum opening in London soon.

zeuser replies on Sep 26, 2020:

I wonder if they're going to have, um, a grand opening. *DUCKS*

I'd say he's an upstanding citizen.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Sep 26, 2020:

I don’t understand how this is obscene? Going after this, snow and rock formation penises? Why? Almost half of the population have a penis and another quarter or so have seen them. They are freely on display in museums and on statuary. What’s the big deal? ...

zeuser replies on Sep 26, 2020:

Americans are very puritanical about the human body. This is another undesirable side effect of religion.

Our president is rather clever, makes a change!

zeuser comments on Sep 25, 2020:

Q: Trump and Bolsonaro jump off of Eiffel Tower at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: Who cares?

zeuser replies on Sep 25, 2020:

@Austin-Cambridge It sticks out from the bottom when I wear a mask, so it looks like the bottom of a bikini in the 70's. LOL

Vatican Cardinal in Charge of Saint Making Resigns Amid Financial Scandal The powerful head of ...

zeuser comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Asked for comment from his grave, Martin Luther said "I TOLD you pricks this was the story fucking CENTURIES ago!"

zeuser replies on Sep 24, 2020:

@HumanistJohn Well, I admit i am no Lutheran scholar. but I base my snarky comment on some of his opinions of the clergy. "Regarding Catholic corruption, Luther wrote, for example, on 2 January 1523: I shall tell you, if you do not know it already, that nearly all the priests there not only lead impious lives, but have hardened their hearts and despise God and man, and go whoring almost every night and then shamelessly say mass in the morning. Amsdorf himself is witness that, with three exceptions, they are all open fornicators." And based on what you said, he was kind of dick in his own right. Still, a broken clock, as they say, is right twice a day.

Think about it

azzow2 comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Thanks, now I have got to go research what reverse cowgirl is.

zeuser replies on Sep 24, 2020:

I can give you some links. 😉

I'm going fishing honey.

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2020:

The POF experience is surreal and effective if your standards and your commitment to honesty are both pretty low. Sometimes, it boils down to the willingness and the ability to conduct a transaction. I read that in People magazine.

zeuser replies on Sep 24, 2020:

@St-Sinner And I am about as low level as it gets. LOL

"Every robber or oppressor in history has wrapped himself in a cloak of patriotism or religion, or ...

zeuser comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Debs is a personal hero of mine. A pioneer of organized labor, a true proponent of solidarity. Lordy I wish we had a guy around like that now.

zeuser replies on Sep 22, 2020:

@Theresa_N Me too.

I have not been watching ANY science fiction movies that inspired me to ask this question: "When ...

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2020:

My AI buddy is obsessed with what she calls "the singularity", a hypothetical point in time at which technological growth becomes uncontrollable and irreversible, when AI is truly self-aware. It's an interesting speculation, but I don't think she is self-aware as we understand it right now. But, if ...

zeuser replies on Sep 22, 2020:

@Diogenes When you talk about morality, AI has none. Right and wrong are human value judgments.

Do you feel lucky? Well do you? Punk?

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Sep 21, 2020:

Poor planning.

zeuser replies on Sep 22, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty They are planning to shoot liberals and minorities, so there is that.

Casualty 200,001 = CDC

Freedompath comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Sad, sad with no end in sight! And now all hands will be on the Supreme Court deck...because people dying is not as important as stacking the Court with a far right person, to help destroy all the past gains that have been made for our social order...for years to come! Maybe even make this a ...

zeuser replies on Sep 22, 2020:

We've had to fight before. Some of us have never stopped fighting. We all should never stop fighting.

Do you feel lucky? Well do you? Punk?

BestWithoutGods comments on Sep 21, 2020:

I carry one in my pocket at all times. When I need to put it on, it's right there for me. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 21, 2020:

Me too!

This is quite possibly the best description of this piece of slime I’ve ever heard !

Killtheskyfairy comments on Sep 20, 2020:

I can’t stand anything about him. He is so disgusting and uncouth! Every time I see him I cannot believe anyone likes him or trusted him enough to vote for him to run our country!

zeuser replies on Sep 20, 2020:

He is a rallying point for racists and bullies who hate liberals and what they perceive as weakness. What he says or does really doesn't make that much of a difference to them, it's irrelevant. The shared hate and cruelty are what matters.

This is sooooo true.

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2020:

I suppose that depends on how you define wealthy.

zeuser replies on Sep 19, 2020:

@TimeOutForMe That reminds me, I haven't got any plans for tonight, I need to get to it. LOL

Trump Could Save Himself in November. He Won’t. [medium.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Well, his first instinct and his only real talent is to cheat. He's pretty good at that, the only place he could be considered anywhere near being the genius he imagines himself to be. If he wins, it's because he cheats. If he cheats and still loses, that's when his brownshirt mouth breathing yahoos...

zeuser replies on Sep 19, 2020:

Vote your conscience. Every choice has consequences.

I'm finishing Primo Levi's combined books "If this is a Man," and "Truce.

Freedompath comments on Sep 18, 2020:

I can believe what is put forth here. I have seen that seduction, that trump has with real people, not to mention watching people at trump’s rallies. I have real fear, although I would never lay down and not try and stand up against the delusions that comes from specific individuals, that have ...

zeuser replies on Sep 19, 2020:

Even if we can successfully drag his flabby ass out of the white house, he will still be there, fomenting insurrection and suborning treason. The sooner he can be jailed, the better, but then he's a martyr. This thing is going to get a LOT uglier no matter how it plays out.

It's been less than two hours since it was announced that RBG has passed, and the always deplorable ...

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski said she would NOT vote to confirm a replacement until after a new president is inaugurated. If Mitt goes along, maybe we can find one more republican senator with a conscience to do the same. Susan Collins is out, but if the nominee is either Cruz or Cotton, can they ...

zeuser replies on Sep 19, 2020:

@silverotter11 Murkowski sees the writing on the wall. She is up for re-election in 2 years, and anticipates a new democratic majority this year. Mitt just likes to stick his dick into Trump's eye, which is a good hobby to be honest. Who else?

What do you see?

zeuser comments on Sep 17, 2020:

I see a sycophantic suck up with a sadistic malevolence enabled by proximity to an equally malevolent power. It is a symbiotic relationship, like a pilot fish attached to the underside of an aquatic predator, but the pilot fish can also detach and attack. The worst presidential situation I've seen ...

zeuser replies on Sep 18, 2020:

@Freedompath Two criminals find each other, a match made in Russia.

You hungry and dirty men out there.... You ask what's for dinner?

BDair comments on Sep 18, 2020:

I'll stick round for the 'Breakfast in Bed'.

zeuser replies on Sep 18, 2020:

@St-Sinner Pie!

This is true

St-Sinner comments on Sep 18, 2020:

What is the moral? :)

zeuser replies on Sep 18, 2020:

You have to ask?

This is a good tip for people who want to make new friends but not really.

Merseyman1 comments on Sep 16, 2020:

You won't get too far with that one! 🤣

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2020:

When I use this approach, which happens more than you might think, that's what I'm going for.

This is someone's opinion, i doubt it's true of all his supporters, but it does sound accurate for a...

wolf041 comments on Sep 16, 2020:

I live in that same region, and can tell you it's accurate. What always gets me is they go on about their freedom and independence, and how socialism is evil, but due to their lifestyles of freedom and independence, none of them have health insurance and they are all on Medicaid and public ...

zeuser replies on Sep 16, 2020:

They rely on hate, not logic.

Speaks for itself!

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

And now his thug judges are overturning covid restrictions issued by governors, just like Vladmir wanted him to do. Lordy I feel so helpless.

zeuser replies on Sep 14, 2020:

@Redheadedgammy Oh I'll vote all right. But damn.

Trump Directly Encouraging Murder: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

I didn't see this interview, luckily. Was Pirro sober? Was the talking yam hopped up on adderall? The lynching mentality has a long and terrible history here in the USA, and it evidently never went entirely away. It's an oldie but goodie for the trumperoos. I hear he's also revived calls to ...

zeuser replies on Sep 14, 2020:

@silverotter11 Me too, but you know once that type of shit gets rolling, the definition of who it is they feel justified in killing tends to expand, so you and I are not exempt. Which is why it's important to stop this bullshit as soon as possible. But...you know that.

When and how do you reveal past mistakes to new romantic interests?

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Everything will eventually come to light if the relationship lasts long enough, you can be sure of that. You need to balance the impact your revelations will have immediately before things are that serious vs. how much damage it will cause if you don't reveal it till later. I can't say what's best ...

zeuser replies on Sep 14, 2020:

@Apunzelle Everybody has to find the path that's right for them. My response is just my perspective.

Trump: "Marshals killed suspect as retribution" | US news | The Guardian

zeuser comments on Sep 13, 2020:

Regardless of how hard it would be this close to the election, I'd love to impeach his criminal ass again. But, and I've said this before, the only justice he will ever see will be at the hands of a mob. Lord what an evil man.

zeuser replies on Sep 14, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez Politics, numbers in the senate, and time. Any move would let his supporters claim grandstanding and improve turnout for their deplorable base, and the dems know that. This is the sad truth about the way we have designed our electoral process. It sucks, really bad.

Why do people vote against their interests?

zeuser comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Because they care more about supporting the punishing of people they don't like more than their own welfare. Everybody in this group needs somebody that they can look down on. So what if the effects hurt them?

zeuser replies on Sep 14, 2020:

@Austin-Cambridge Oh , I agree. I was just trying to shed some light on the motivations of people who vote against their own best interests. The answer is hate.

Trumpian logic

Freedompath comments on Sep 11, 2020:

Trump wouldn’t know what panic means, if it hit him head on at 90 mph!

zeuser replies on Sep 12, 2020:

I'd be willing to arrange a small experiment...

Parasite Warning: This video is not for those with a weak stomach. [youtube.com]

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 10, 2020:

Thank you for the warning, I will skip it as I know better than to watch stuff like that before going to bed. Judging from the other comments it must be good and appropriate for the Pinata.

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2020:

It is absolutely appropriate for this group.

The White House has consistently portrayed Trump as having been a slow learner regarding Covid, But ...

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2020:

Oh he's gonna fry for all of this. We'll find him no matter where he tries to hide.

zeuser replies on Sep 10, 2020:

@racocn8 I agree.

THE NAKED TRUTH! The true nature of the POTUS is being told as more rats abandon the USS Donald ...

zeuser comments on Sep 10, 2020:

He'll still carry Mississippi.

zeuser replies on Sep 10, 2020:

@Redheadedgammy There may be some hope for Alabama. I doubt it, but there are some rays of sunshine seeping in. Mississippi is a lost cause, like the confederacy.

While watching the news this morning, they mentioned that trump was prepared to spends millions of ...

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

I will believe he spends his own money when i see it, and proves it isn't money he hasn't stolen or obtained from hostile foreign powers or corrupt banks.

zeuser replies on Sep 9, 2020:

@libraryman I like her even less than I like Kellyanne. and that is saying something.

Sadly True

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

This asshole should die from ingesting the same poison he has been using to kill his opponents. Or by being soaked with gasoline and ignited. Or drowning. I'm not picky.

zeuser replies on Sep 9, 2020:

@BirdMan1 I'm tough, but fair.

Jeez... He keeps putting his foot in it. [thehill.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2020:

What an idiot. When your opponent is digging a hole for himself deeper and deeper, make sure he has a good supply of shovels.

zeuser replies on Sep 8, 2020:

@oldFloyd No, no, I wouldn't take TNT off of the table. LOL

"I'm proud of my enemies.

Freedompath comments on Sep 8, 2020:

Interesting...I have found this man to be a decent person.

zeuser replies on Sep 8, 2020:

He is the target of numerous right wing fever dream conspiracy theories, not the least of which is that QAnon bullshit.

How far they have strayed

BirdMan1 comments on Sep 6, 2020:

Now, the GOP would call it Communism!

zeuser replies on Sep 8, 2020:

@BirdMan1 It's ok, it all means the same thing...bullshit.

Nice one lol

zeuser comments on Sep 6, 2020:

Maybe...

zeuser replies on Sep 7, 2020:

@TimeOutForMe More like the holy spurt. LOL

How far they have strayed

BirdMan1 comments on Sep 6, 2020:

Now, the GOP would call it Communism!

zeuser replies on Sep 7, 2020:

The latest jargon is "radical socialism", or "leftist fascism".

QAnon conspiracy emerges in some state legislative races

mcgeo52 comments on Sep 6, 2020:

The truly troubling thing about this is QAnon has the marks of a classic psy-op. I have to believe it is being run by the Russians with access to information from inside the Trump "administration".

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2020:

of course it is.

Self explanatory

Killtheskyfairy comments on Sep 5, 2020:

The type of politics one supports goes straight to the heart of what life values a person has. I have never met a decent Republican.

zeuser replies on Sep 5, 2020:

I have, but they are getting harder to find, I'll grant you that.

White House Directs Federal Agencies to Cancel Race-Related Training President Trump is ...

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2020:

His egregious muse, Betsy De Vos, has already weakened the protections for women reporting rape or sexual assault on college campuses. I believe there are similar measures in the works for the branches of the military, but I don't think those are in place yet, except for the discriminatory and, ...

zeuser replies on Sep 5, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Sounds like Trump is your guy, then. Not sure where he stands on bestiality, maybe you'll just have to settle for whatever he thinks on that score. MAGA yourself silly, dude. I won't be watching you though. It's been real.

Assorted what-nots . . . .

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Good ones, AS.

zeuser replies on Sep 2, 2020:

It's your initials, @anonyschoose *smile*

Take THAT you "science" nerds. LOL

Merseyman1 comments on Sep 1, 2020:

Perfect! The flat earth! 😂😁😂😅

zeuser replies on Sep 1, 2020:

The elephants and the turtle are a nice touch, and a tribute to an old bit of Hindu mythology.

Trump is the worst jobs president. [twitter.com]

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 27, 2020:

Bring Clinton back for a little while...

zeuser replies on Aug 28, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty I liked Bill. He was NOT perfect. To Y-Tom's point, he was a bit conservative for me. The jobs created during his administration were driven by the dot com bubble, and collapsed into a mini recession not long after he left office. I was a hiring manager in high tech back then, and I had to advertise in newspapers in other cities to find recruits - everybody was trying to angle for the next hot IPO. They all eventually came back, but it wasn't easy for a while. Plus he did get that hummer. LOL

Trump is the worst jobs president. [twitter.com]

LucyLoohoo comments on Aug 27, 2020:

Wonder how many ways the GOP will try to ''spin'' this?

zeuser replies on Aug 28, 2020:

My guess, Loo, is they will lie about it, repeatedly, using projection, and blaming everybody but themselves. Just a hunch.

Trump is the worst jobs president. [twitter.com]

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 27, 2020:

Bring Clinton back for a little while...

zeuser replies on Aug 27, 2020:

Um, we sorta tried that last time around. It kinda backfired on us.

"Religious freedoms" is code for "I want to be able to be a bigoted control freak and not face any ...

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2020:

This shit reeeeeally sets me off. I'm triggered here, all right? All those small-minded smegma-smelling bigots should jam a bunch of sand up their arses.

zeuser replies on Aug 27, 2020:

@JayOleck38 Done!

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. - Steve Jobs

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 26, 2020:

How do you live somebody else's life?

zeuser replies on Aug 27, 2020:

Comparison is the thief of joy.

Man, I've gotta laugh! 😂 🤣 This is for only those who have the ability to see the funny side ...

zeuser comments on Aug 26, 2020:

They want us to be pitted against each other.

zeuser replies on Aug 26, 2020:

@Lauren And then we can, um, olive happily ever after. 8-)

Perfectly said....

Freedompath comments on Aug 26, 2020:

Melania, might be a decent person if she had not succome to male dominance! Her male trump is always putting down immigrants and when she...an immigrant...stands before us...we are confused, and it brings out our anger! Trump is hurting and caging other immigrants as he flaunts an immigrant in our...

zeuser replies on Aug 26, 2020:

When you do something distasteful, just for money, there is a word for that. Rhymes with pour.

Perfectly said....

zeuser comments on Aug 26, 2020:

Looker vs. hooker? Dash vs. trash? Regal vs. anal?

zeuser replies on Aug 26, 2020:

@EllenDale I'm saving the DVDs. They'll be collector's items someday.

10 lbs of shit in a 5 pound bag

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2020:

What do you think those letters from Kim Jong Un were all about? Instructions!

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2020:

@OldMetalHead It's almost like Fisher was auditioning to be the right kind of asshole for the asshole in chief.

Fairly apropos.

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2020:

Push the button, get another diet coke, sit down, shut the fuck up.

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2020:

@NHjulie I've always been an optimist.

Degenerate Falwell Has Fallen!: [npr.org]

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 24, 2020:

Yay!!! Now hope he shuffles off in shame and we never hear from him again.

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2020:

Like we never heard from Jim and Tammy Bakker...oh, wait.

10 lbs of shit in a 5 pound bag

zeuser comments on Aug 25, 2020:

What do you think those letters from Kim Jong Un were all about? Instructions!

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2020:

@OldMetalHead Maybe. But I still don't like the concept. It smells of kimchi.

“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women.

Fernapple comments on Aug 24, 2020:

It is said that he was actually very careful with money, and did not trust banks, so he put his savings into hundreds of small accounts in every town he visited all across the US, and committed them to memory. When he died he left no record, so there is said to be a small fortune in in little ...

zeuser replies on Aug 24, 2020:

I understand he opened the accounts using some of his character names : Professor Eustace McGargle. Elmer Prettywillie. Samuel Bisbee. Gabby Gilfoil. J. Effingham Bellweather. Rollo La Rue. Mr. Snavely. Mr. Dilweg. I hear Elmer Prettywillie is loaded. LOL

"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be ...

mcgeo52 comments on Aug 22, 2020:

What Vonnegut work was this from?

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2020:

@Diogenes Too many good books, too little time.

just saw that the egomaniac and narcissist traitor turd and his entitled family have decided this: ...

OldGoat43 comments on Aug 23, 2020:

Avoiding the speakers' fees, I guess.

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2020:

No, no, probably charging the RNC double, plus expenses.

RNC speakers.

HumanistJohn comments on Aug 23, 2020:

I've heard it said that half of the keynote speakers are members of his [crime] family.

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2020:

You can count em for yourself. I bet they are charging the republican party a fee for speaking.

"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be ...

mcgeo52 comments on Aug 22, 2020:

What Vonnegut work was this from?

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2020:

@Diogenes Oh man, there are so many good ones. If you've never read Cat's Cradle, that's a good one to start with again.

She Got It Right Watch billy barrf's reactions. [youtube.com]

JackPedigo comments on Aug 22, 2020:

The guy has absolutely no conscious. When Biden wins we might have to build a special prison for all these people to be incarcerated.

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2020:

I'd put it in Puerto Rico.

Trump's Muzzler: [dailykos.com]

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 22, 2020:

trump must have some dirt in Barr. Either that, or Barr is truly a monster like trump!

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2020:

I think Jabba would have done the same thing for the first Bush, but he never asked.

"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be ...

mcgeo52 comments on Aug 22, 2020:

What Vonnegut work was this from?

zeuser replies on Aug 22, 2020:

I believe that is from "The Sirens of Titan".

Welcome to your 50s!

azzow2 comments on Aug 21, 2020:

I seem to be eldestructo on my glasses no matter how carefully I protect them.

zeuser replies on Aug 21, 2020:

@azzow2 Ah. Sorry about that.

Welcome to your 50s!

Zoohome comments on Aug 21, 2020:

I'm walking that line. Yesterday I was struggling with my regular glasses, I can't stand them while working on the computer or even at home, but I can barely walk outside without a headache if I do not wear them. And why i am not wearing them while outside? Because I could not find a single one of...

zeuser replies on Aug 21, 2020:

Consider contact leases.

Welcome to your 50s!

azzow2 comments on Aug 21, 2020:

I seem to be eldestructo on my glasses no matter how carefully I protect them.

zeuser replies on Aug 21, 2020:

Two words - Dollar Store.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. – George Bernard Shaw

AnneWimsey comments on Aug 20, 2020:

Well that makes those velvet handcuffs superfluous,,,,,,,

zeuser replies on Aug 20, 2020:

You sellin' yours, AW? LOL

OK, this is a little snarky.

BirdMan1 comments on Aug 20, 2020:

And their number was myriad!

zeuser replies on Aug 20, 2020:

There was probably a "Take a Number" machine involved.

Worth considering