Red Bull gives U.......

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2021:

Won't work without the feather. Just sayin'.

Now that's a place to visit

zeuser comments on Jul 6, 2021:

Can I get my cocktail after the BJ? Or is that extra?

I hope he gets indicted next

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2021:

This is a potentially fatal case of "what aboutism" taken just a little too far. Which with the talking yam, I enjoy watching. Yeah let's indict him.

ok whose pet is this!?

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2021:

5G, eh? It's the ghost of Triggggger.

Very wise woman...

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2021:

If your tongue itches, you may want to reconsider your approach.

Fucking sellout

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2021:

Hang on a minute, I've got a coupon for the Baja Blast.

that's a good one

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2021:

Great gag! Very funny.

NYS Attorney General and Manhattan DA Cy Vance as well

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2021:

I've always predicted that when the shit hit the fan, he'd bolt. The time is nigh, let us hope.

As more people become more intelligent they care less for preachers and more for teachers.

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2021:

I dunno, a lot of smart people I know are still completely fooled when it comes to listening to their preacher of choice. Sadly so, I'm afraid. I *wish* this quotation was accurate, though.

Once a Sleazball (I'm trying to use "nice" language here), Always a Sleazeball: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jul 4, 2021:

This loathsome son of a bitch has it coming.

He's not wrong...

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2021:

Awww, we all do it. Come on, it's fun and you know it.

If not prison then this please

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2021:

If only. Certifiably delusional.

U just can't win.....

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2021:

You just figured this out? That's life, muchacho.

The 2024 Repug pickings are slim. Criminal - Cry-baby - Weakling - Dimwit ... Your pick?

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2021:

All they need is a cream pie, a seltzer bottle, and a tiny car they can all get in and ride around. *cue the calliope*

Trump called it "A political Witch Hunt by the Radical Left Democrats" The Trump Organization and...

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Al Capone said it was all bullshit too. He died of syphilis in a jail cell.

Self drive

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Well, sometimes it leaves him in the divorce settlement.

Well, it works with the help of your American cousins!

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Nice meme, but no.

An homage to the original ❤

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Very nice.

Tweety never saw the second floor of the White House. Guess why?

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2021:

What in the actual fuck? Really?

Trump org could be headed to the trashheap of history [forbes.

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2021:

That's too fucking bad! 🤣👍

The math checks out. 😄

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2021:

Well, if it's a fairly fresh corpse, it's really hot, and it's an otherwise very nice pool....

I already know that I want my son to be.

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2021:

Yeah, but what does he predict? "I'm gonna get a boner in the next 5 minutes" will only get you so far.

He sure does lol

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

It's the clicker training. I guarantee it.

Trump Rambles On Newsmax After Being Asked What Melania Is Up To: VIDEO - Comic Sands

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

From what little I read before I started to retch, she is low key, but not low key. This is a Schroedinger's cat situation. Except they are all crooks and insurrectionists. Melania does, to be fair, have nice tits.

Arizona GOP: Maricopa Audit Revealed Unicorn Pubes and Sasquatch Urine Used to Tamper With Ballots

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

Hey, it all fits! Wake up, sheeple! LOL LOL ROFLMAO

Holy Shit!

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

Ok, I type in LOL a lot. But I actually did laugh out loud on this one. :)

finally saved enough money to build my dreamhouse! What do you guys think?

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

Hell yeah! Step it up!

Time to sweat

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

Couldn't happen to a nicer lunatic. Crazy ass tool.

Star wars fans will get this

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

Ah yes, the Admiral Akbar imported potato.

Yup finally do

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2021:

When you eat to sustain muscle growth, but then stop working out, well...

Big splash zone

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2021:

That is a very thoughtful warning. LOL

Grumpy old man

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2021:

I bet, and this is just a guess, he smells like piss, ass cheese, and just a touch of smegma....maybe the aroma of cheap bourbon. Oh, and Trump toe jam. Yeah.

It's been a long day lol

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2021:

No, just fucking no.

I can't argue with this one. Can you?

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2021:

No argument from me.

I was hoping it might be delayed this year

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2021:

If you've never heard of erectile dysfunction awareness day, that's because it doesn't come at all. :(

Finally revealed

zeuser comments on Jun 28, 2021:

Getting easier to hear the 3 K's.

Satanists Plan to Symbolically Take Over the Bladensburg Peace Cross in Maryland | Hemant Mehta | ...

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Oh my. This is bound to make the Christers, wait for it, cross. 🤣😜

I don't mean to brag, but...

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2021:

If you weren't making any noise I don't think the librarian had a strong case.

Nature lover

zeuser comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Morning wood.

Hey, we here in Floriduh are dumb as fuck and if you do not believe me read this! [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2021:

No vaccination can protect you from your own foolish, willful ignorance.

I could have SO much fun writing product labels!

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

This sort of shit can make a career in technical writing fulfilling. The icing on the cake.

Trump organization could have criminal charges as early as next week Text in comments

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Yeah, yeah.

Is the DOJ Working It? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Let's see how far it goes. I have hopes.

Back-side driver vs back-seat driver? :-D

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

I think I understand why not.

Shouldn't the candles be black?

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Hey OMH, where the hell are kids gonna get black candles? LOL

Making Alexa an accessory...

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Hey, it's worth a shot.

“In our reasonings concerning matter of fact, there are all imaginable degrees of assurance, ...

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

He was featured in a course I took, The History of Economic Thought. Hume was a monetarist and had a notion of the comparative advantage theory of international trade. He thought inequality of wealth was a good thing, but also favored heavy taxation.

Just learned that my Aunt Maude has passed away in the Mental Hospital where she has been getting ...

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Now *there's* a story with a twist.

Nobody in their right mind would fraudulently lie to the government, would they?

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

As richly as he deserves summary execution for treason, he will waltz away without any consequences. Rich, white, republican males generally do. :(

Where there's fat, there's flavor.

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Take 'em where you can find 'em.

The current situation in the Republican party, nationally and the state level.

zeuser comments on Jun 25, 2021:

Well that cuts pretty close to the bone, doesn't it? I was never a big fan of Lucy, BTW.

Rudy G. Suspended by New York Court, Trump will deny knowledge of the guy. [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2021:

Maybe he can be a lawyer in the Ukraine, or Moscow. LOL Lying dumbass.

Love that these two are friends

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2021:

Cash makes strange bedfellows. LOL

If it isn’t the little pussy who called on the Justice Dept.

zeuser comments on Jun 24, 2021:

I remember this. Lordy, what pathetic wankstain.

And Scotland loses by a head!

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Let's get this down to a singing competition and level the playing field, shall we?

A mother and father take their 6 year old son to a nude family beach.

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Nice touch, St.

She asked

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Ok, she asked for it, but this is a pyrrhic victory. Couch time for this poor bastard. Or maybe see if Becky is still up. LOL :)

I thought it was great but my mate didn't.

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2021:

An even better play in the comment than in the meme, both groaningly superb. ;)

Once it’s out, it’s out and that goes for messages to

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2021:

Tres embarrassing!

Poor guy

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2021:

And that is the plane truth. LOL

Circles, what's with circles? I can't see the points to them.......LOL.

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2021:

I can see your point. coming around. And then, it goes around. ;)

Seven justices - including two appointed by Donald Trump - rejected, for the third time, a ...

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2021:

Why? It's their brand, fer fuck's sake.

There are 2 kinds of olive oil....

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2021:

The beer bottle top is a nice touch.

Do married ants live longer?

zeuser comments on Jun 22, 2021:

The married ants live the same amount of time. It just seems longer.

If you ever find yourself among a group of people while you’re wearing a mask and they start ...

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2021:

I bet at least one of the guys mocking you would try to charge you with assault. Because that's how they are.

CELEBRATE YOGA DAY Yoga has many "aasana"s (poses). This is most popular.

zeuser comments on Jun 21, 2021:

I can also do salsasana, bananasana, pastasana, bolognasana, and when I travel, Ramadasana. LOL

Missouri Man Arrested For Threatening To Kill two Congressmen SPRINGFIELD, Mo.

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2021:

Here is someone who should, as part of any sentencing after conviction, be required to have "Poor impulse control" tattooed on his forehead.

McConnell Blasts Dems for Expanding Supreme Court Instead of 'Stealing Seats Like Patriots'

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2021:

Yeah, there's a right way and a wrong way. LOL

Clean up Aisle 3

zeuser comments on Jun 20, 2021:

Well, that sucks. LOL

Who believes in life after death

zeuser comments on Jun 19, 2021:

Me. But not my life. That will be finished. Life after my death is almost guaranteed, just not mine.

He also said he would leave.

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2021:

He lied, you think?

As Nelson would say,"haha"

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2021:

That's beautiful! A perfect metaphor! :)

From Thos. Jefferson's great, great....Grandson: [luciantruscott.substack.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2021:

This is treason, plain and simple. I'm angry all over again.

Trump appointee complains to judge that spreading footage of his Capitol attack is making him look ...

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2021:

We need an emoji of someone pinching the bridge of his nose.

Airlines Denying Plans to Force Flyers to Weigh-In Before Boarding After the Federal Aviation ...

zeuser comments on Jun 18, 2021:

On the ten seaters I flew between Colorado and Wyoming in the early 80's, they actually did weigh you and told you what side of the plane to sit on. They weighed your luggage too. They didn't have x-rays, some matronly lady actually opened your bags and looked through them. No lie!

Tucker Carlson Called 'Dead Wrong,' 'Tinfoil-Hat' Crazy after his Baseless Claim of FBI Role in ...

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Anti-American asswipe says what?

What else did I do? Lol

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2021:

That has happened to me. And I never found out WTF it was all about. It was a good rumor though, I'll give you that. Long time ago. ;)

I woodn't know. 😆

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2021:

He was board. LOL

Fred is dead...

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2021:

He was a fun-guy. LOL

She said it not me , But it's her

zeuser comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Yikes!

hay laid down for cows exhaling beneath fireflies. morning brings coffee.

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Nice! The season is implicit. Very good!

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Well, if you read that to the end, at least you have perseverance. Human colon should not be eaten, to be clear. That's assuming Jane's friend was a human. LOL

Trump CFO Allen Weisselberg could face indictment as soon as this summer: NYT [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2021:

He looks like the guy from Boardwalk Empire who jumps out the window when he knows the shit is headed his way. But with this mob, things can often disappear.

Chasing people

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2021:

I can guarantee my son has used this little ploy with me. The details differ. To be fair, I taught him the technique.

Your age in beers

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Worked for me, but it was a year short for my 96 year old dad. He doesn't drink, so that may explain it. LOL

Humpback Whale Swallows Lobster Diver Whole - Then Spits Him Back Out Cape Cod lobster diver ...

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2021:

This guy just earned the title "Prince of Whales". The whale probably wanted to lose weight and thought that this guy was a new variety of "Baleen Cuisine". Good one, Johnny.

A pubican leading a pubican! 😆😂 [businessinsider.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Oh geez, he wasn't in it for the ego, eh Mike? Where do we even begin, and why should we even try?

Be careful

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2021:

I'm good. LOL

Nearly half of North Carolina rioters who stormed the Capitol for Trump didn't even vote in the 2020...

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2021:

Voting is too slow for these fuckwits. They want their shit immediately. If you don't teach what civics is all about, here's what you get. Ten to one, twenty to one, the amount of people home-schooled who had a formal introduction to the concept of civics and public engagement is under 10 percent, and probably under 5 percent.

Just was sent this!

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2021:

Melania gets no sympathy from me. She made her choices.

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2021:

They melt pretty fast, too. LOL

or minding your business, apparently

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2021:

He's got a lot of company.

Hanging it up

zeuser comments on Jun 14, 2021:

Send him to law school, he's good at finding loopholes.

beware of this man.

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2021:

He's a sleaze bag, but his clothes are spotless!

Is Lara Trump in Trouble? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2021:

Nothing really ever happens to these assholes. I'd love to see some serious consequences, just one time.

Whatever it takes...

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2021:

It's the little things that make life worth living.

Wrong answer

zeuser comments on Jun 13, 2021:

Hey, it was worth a shot.

My kind of gym

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2021:

THAT is marketing!

Anti-shark hat

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Hah! I am pounding on the floor laughing! *POFL*

Works for me! Prison now!!! [politicususa.com]

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Ya know, a bunch of this stuff 'looks promising', but I would bet that they all walk away virtually scot-free.