So that's where the idea came from! ( Jeesh, everyone I know from TX got it!)

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Looks a little like baphomet. But more arousing.

Guilty! 😅

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2021:

I am style number one. It seems like every other person I know is style number two.

Oh how true it is.

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2021:

He can be both, you know. A crazy asshole.

Maybe I could get it changed but hell it represents me so well....

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2021:

I recognize that, it's from the rubber room collection, am I right? ;)

Lookin' at you Dexter and GoT

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2021:

It was once called "jumping the shark". Those days seem so innocent now. 🤣

Really American BREAKING: After an initial approval, Fox News has rejected our ad buy of January ...

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2021:

There are no heroes here. The answer to AITA in this case is yes, y'all are the assholes.

One less imbecile in my state! [businessinsider.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2021:

One by one we will lose these nitwits to their own hubris and stupidity. Why am I mentioning this? Because I like to spread some good news every so often. ;)

Just imagine how different Christianity would be....

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2021:

Oooo! Now THIS is my body!

Talk about disappointment

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2021:

It's not easy being green, right?

It comes with age....Go figure

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2021:

Good idea to review this list every so often.

Anything to relieve the "boardom" girls? :-D

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2021:

No passion, looks board. 😜

So that's how it started

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2021:

Three-way!

Do any of these anti-vaxxer morons deserve a Darwin Award?

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2021:

They only qualify for the Darwin award if they die before reproducing.

Remember those Nazi party membership cards Hitler issued to his followers?...

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2021:

I like how one of the cards spells the word "offical".

Because Rednecks....

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2021:

Yikes! Gives a new meaning to the term "playing possum".

And another one....(bites the dust!) Why am I not even sorry for this? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2021:

This is the lord testing his faith, working in mysterious ways, you know, the usual. Trae Crowder just put out a video where he defines schadenfreude: "It means we enjoy watchin' y'all do stupid shit."

I told you!

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2021:

C'mon, she's a deer!

“I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always ...

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2021:

Isn't that interesting? :)

Cursed gender reveal

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2021:

Ouch.

If the hat's not a big enough indicator you're a moron, you can pull out this card.

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2021:

Next, pink triangles and star of David badges for everyone else. Fucking nazi scum.

(Anyone surprised?

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2021:

I get this mental image of a bear taking a dump in the woods.....

Instant Karma! [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2021:

Hoaxed again! Poor dumb bastards.

When you love you some Jesus...

zeuser comments on Aug 5, 2021:

Great gifts for those who are hard to buy for. 🤣

Life is a long lesson in humility. - James M. Barrie

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2021:

And some people never, ever learn that.

Are you a Mason?

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2021:

Oh my. Was this guy's name...Montresor by any chance?

Perfectly logical?

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2021:

Not logic. A deliberate calculus.

Hey babe, are you feeling a little stabby today?

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2021:

Yikes!

“When women go wrong, men go right after them.

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2021:

The best humor flows from experience. I believe that Ms. West had her share of experience.

Mike Lindell- Is the Devil Playing Him, Or is He really This Crazy? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2021:

No, this right here is payday bar nutty. Crazier than a box full of meth addicted scorpions.

The word from on high...

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2021:

He can only point it out. Up to everyone else to listen and understand.

Say Hello to Alice112, the newest christian troll to post a picture in her profile of her big tits.

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2021:

To be fair, she does have nice bazooms. 😜

MASK RESISTING MORONS: The delta variant is 'ripping through the unvaccinated' and crowding ...

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2021:

Once the virus eliminates these fuckwits, which given their childish ignorant defiance it eventually will, *then* we can get this country moving again.

Presidential mom quote....

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Oh I SO wish you had been successful!

Frontier Airlines Suspends Flight Attendants For Duct Taping Unruly Passenger To Their Seat

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2021:

See, now on a milk run Greyhound, first, nobody is ever crazy enough to try this with the other passengers on your typical trip, but second, the reason is we all will fuck you up. No lie. LOL

All the rage with the QAnon crowd...

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2021:

I was going to say that the batshit crazy market was an untapped source of revenue, then I remembered what they sell at Trump rallies and NASCAR races. Then I remembered Dr. Phil and all the huckster goobers on daytime syndicated networks. The tinfoil hat market segment is probably not undermarketed. LOL

Hmmm, not, I guess...

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Oh that is primo.

Lucy is right

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Every so often, Lulu gets it right.

Lest we forget that it was a traveling clown-show...

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Where is his squirting flower? Dumb ass rat bastard.

What will the Repugs come up with next???

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Now there are a couple of beauties, a war profiteer and a gangster.

Housing in the US today.

zeuser comments on Aug 3, 2021:

I get about 4 offers to buy my house a week from Redfin, Open Door, companies like that. Zillow sent me a soft offer via email. Last week, I got a phone call and a text as well. Of course, I don't want to move anywhere. We just sold my dad's house 2 weeks ago. We had 3 offers the first day, and it was eventually acquired by a broker. This is great if you want to sell. Buying is a different story. They are selling 950 Sq ft condos here for 750,000. Now, a bunch of people are about to get evicted. It's a mess.

Sounds like a plan!

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2021:

I might give that a try. Maybe try to sell coffee to the Mormons or a vaccine to the witnesses.

They all became friends because their wives are friends. 😆

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2021:

I can relate.

this man deserves an oscar.

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2021:

No, not an oscar. A Hector. Typecasting is a real thing. When Ernie Kovacs, one of my favorite comedians ever, tried to break into the movies, he was always cast as a captain.

"I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics.

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2021:

I just turned 68 last week. My son called me to wish me happy birthday and told me "you look pretty spry for your age". First time anyone called me spry.

Men cannot be left behind

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2021:

These guys can do what they want, but I think it's a spectacularly bad idea myself.

Boy were they wrong

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2021:

The group that models its politics on NASCAR. Dimwits.

Yup, that's me!!!

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2021:

It's always a good idea to speak only if you have something to say.

Yikes that's a nasty monkey

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2021:

I guess that's how the term "monkeying around" originated.

Wasn't expecting this....

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2021:

If you want to last 40 more years, you have to urn it. 😜

When people want to know how I slept...

zeuser comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Oh, I am so using that if the occasion presents itself. 🤣

That would be awkward

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2021:

That is hilarious!

Well, he is technically a zombie

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2021:

This is the origin of the phrase, "Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Love the Farmer's Market. What is your joy of summer?

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2021:

There are two things money can't buy: true love, and the taste of a home grown tomato. But summer is also time for basil which means pesto. I make it in big ass batches, then freeze in ice cube trays, wrap the cubes and save frozen to use throughout the year. BUT, I save back some fresh for pesto chicken.

The GQP, and The Constitution: [dailykos.com]?

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Playing to his electorate. The constitution is considered optional and isn't particularly popular in Louisiana, just like the vaccine. And oh yeah, Kennedy can blow me.

okay that's fucking nasty.

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Did you know: No two ass-prints are exactly alike?

He hath returned....

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Relax. It's gonna take him at least 3 days to "rise again".

I found my oasis...

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Do they take credit cards?

Look like brothers to me

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Hey, Tucker! Pick two! *boink* Nyuck nyuck nyuck

DeSantis spending $3.

zeuser comments on Jul 31, 2021:

DeSantis is calculatingly evil.

maKe ameriKa great aKain

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2021:

Tres embarrassing.

"Shole President, aka: "Former Guy.

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2021:

"Everybody does it!" in 3 - 2 - 1...

Hot on the market

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2021:

Tube of AstroGlide extra.

Hang in there baby....

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2021:

This pussy is on the wrong side. Just saying.

Oh dang! Lol

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2021:

I am the captain now. Ok, that might be a little unfair. But I mean, c'mon man.

Have you ever met someone and about a minute later started thinking.....

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Oh hell yeah!

Don't worry, she stole them from the duck

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Um, Timmy and Samantha? 🤭

Never underestimate women without coffee!

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Grounds for a lawsuit, I'd wager.

A DIRTY COWARD The Alabama Republican, Mo Brooks, was informed of the riot two days before, then ...

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2021:

This guy needs a necktie party in his honor.

One talented lady

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2021:

She sings the best when the hymn reaches its climax.

When someone tells me that their church can heal me....

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Good point.

Here at last

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Finally! Damn UPS.

I am happy to do it too

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Hell yeah, I'll give 'em a ride. Shit, I'll even spring for some Big Macs. Just get the fuck out of here.

How to be concise

zeuser comments on Jul 28, 2021:

It's not intrinsically egregious to eschew obfuscation.

Have we gotten more uptight?

zeuser comments on Jul 28, 2021:

It's just a silver bell hanging on a string....

Can you imagine having to serve this "couple"?

zeuser comments on Jul 28, 2021:

I bet she doesn't eat much.

The end could be getting closer for the Trump Minions.

zeuser comments on Jul 28, 2021:

The DOJ can be useful if it isn't run by a crooked apologist.

It would be cool if the NY AG announce a criminal indictment on August 14th

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2021:

That would be very cool, but I'm not holding my breath waiting for an indictment.

Now that is very different

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2021:

You got your pointers, then you got your setters.

Michael Flynn Jokes ‘Maybe I’ll Find Somebody in Washington’ With New AR-15 ...

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2021:

This twat should be in the hoosegow worrying about dropping the soap in the shower He's a traitor, a spy, he committed treason, he suborned sedition. Now he is threatening to go assassinate someone like it's a joke, right? Holy fuck, what does he have to do?

As if not existing after you die is the worst that could happen to you...

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2021:

I like living. But I do not want anything else after I go. Fuck that.

Look at the other dog lol

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2021:

Me too, but when I crawl. LOL

Are you thoughtful in buying gifts?

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2021:

I bet he was ok with this til he saw the boxer shorts.

'Imagine,' blared at the Olympics, is a totalitarian's anthem

zeuser comments on Jul 26, 2021:

Hmm. Any relation to "John Barron", I wonder? Bishops are middle management. Nobody listens to them whether they are punching up or down.

Good advice for Catholic clergy....

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2021:

And, uh, that's the gag. LOL

Confronted with proof that the data still existed, they admitted everything was there.

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2021:

What the fuck. This was the plan all along.

I'll pass next time.

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2021:

Then where? On the moon?

Dude, now you "had" 99 problems and karma is one of them.

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2021:

At least he isn't infecting anyone else anymore.

This wasn’t me I hasten to add, they all agreed with my wife1

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2021:

It's good to have your friends stick up for you.

Two old friends caught up for lunch.

zeuser comments on Jul 25, 2021:

A natural marketing guy.

Getting ready for a hot wax...

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2021:

Probably checking how aerodynamic his head is. Like a poor man's wind tunnel.

Marjorie Taylor Greene won’t say if she’s been vaccinated.

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2021:

A walking example of the ravages of hoof and mouth disease.

$250,000,000 Bail A judge has approved a $250 million bond for Thomas Barrack, a close adviser to ...

zeuser comments on Jul 24, 2021:

No biggie. Shit, I could come up with, let's say, 75 bucks at the drop of a hat. Imagine what this fuckwad could come up with.

Yeah can be obsessive about it

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

I buy arabica dark roasted beans, grind them in a little grinder, make coffee with a french press. I guess that's a little outside of the range of the Keurig/Taster's Choice guys. RME

I changed a light bulb.

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Shit, I'd start a company if I could get this guy to market me. LOL

Which do you think

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Who thinks it's anyone besides the corn?

Oh O!!!! Lol

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Be careful what you ask for....

A good argument for tighter firearm restrictions? :-D

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Somewhere, at some point in time, chameleon blood entered this lad's genetic sequences. LOL

It would be churlish to refuse them really! :-D

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Not just a wet back, but a wet, well, everything!

SAVE AMERICA PAC DONORS GAVE $75,000,000 It was initially formed -- in the immediate wake of ...

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

How appalling! Nobody could have predicted this! A shocking, surprising turn of events! That was my Lindsey Graham impression. Whaddaya think of it?

You know you are popular with the MAGA ladies when....

zeuser comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Instead of elf on a shelf it's twat in a twat. Not sure if this one passes the smell test. LOL