Sounds about right....

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2021:

It always sounds like an S&M bordello for vampires. Gotta love the passion.

“Mostly it is loss which teaches us about the worth of things”…………….

zeuser comments on Nov 14, 2021:

You never miss the water til the well runs dry.

I did not realize that going from a 7 to an 8 was a vast difference?

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2021:

Ignore the levels, you'll get there eventually.

Lunching with the wolves...

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2021:

You tell em, Jessie! 🤣

The Prince has spoken.

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2021:

Ooo, I know a good place to start! Maybe stop murdering dissenters and journalists and slicing them up with a bone saw! Rad, I know, but hear me out! MBS is a murdering despot who doesn't do a thing unless it benefits him. He says lots of things that sound reasonable, then does whatever the fuck he wants. IMHO, of course.

More from FFRF (2013).

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2021:

So true that they are sad beyond any reasonable measure.

i have so many questions

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2021:

Isn't there anything worthwhile these tools could apply their inventiveness and creativity to?

China is penetrating markets, nuff said...

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2021:

A lot of guys are going to be in for the surprise of their lives.

Steve Bannon charged with contempt of Congress: [bbc.com] The trap is closing around Trumpty Dumpty.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2021:

I read that Steve-a-rino actually wanted this outcome so he could make himself a martyr. I wonder how he feels about that shit now, knowing that no pardon is coming, and additional perjury or contempt charges could well be forthcoming if he keeps acting like a privileged nazi dick. Throw him in the patriot wing of the DC jail with the rest of the traitors.

An ultimate zero-energy fridge. 😆

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2021:

When I was in Denver, we commonly put beverages in the snow on the front porch to keep them cool. This looks a little extreme.

The 10 commandments of corporate news and social media...

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2021:

Now just wait a second here, there is nothing wrong with a little sideboob now and then.

You can't prove it didn't happen.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2021:

If I were in his shoes....well, never mind.

Chillingly accurate.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2021:

To be fair, this asshole didn't invent propaganda. He sure understood and used it though.

It's Friday here therefore it IS time for some fun. First cab off the rank, Feline Horror....LOL.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2021:

Oh dear. This cat is sexist if he thinks it's just lesbians. LOL Good gag, though. Tame for you, mate.

Fun fact: Alec Baldwin has shot more people than 99.

zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2021:

Two rules about jokes. You never apologize for the joke, and you never explain it while you are telling it. Beyond that, really, this isn't a joke.

The cups are coming.....

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2021:

I think I've had like three things from starbucks in my life. So people get cranked up about what message an unnecessarily ubiquitous coffee chain - overmarketing their needlessly differentiated products for more money than they ethically should - puts on their coffee cups? Oh FFS.

Kinda out of place... 😅

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2021:

WTF?!

The pope was at the Vatican doing pope type things, when suddenly a bishop ran up to him.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2021:

Having some caffeine-free Sprite with Moroni, no doubt. LOL

Farron Balanced - Ann Coulter Trashes Trump As ‘Abjectly Stupid’ For Betraying His Voters ...

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2021:

There is a sub genre of these, especially on reddit. This link is just one example. Warning: it's "fan" fiction but it is pretty crude. If that sort of thing bothers you, I'd skip it if I were you. OTOH, I think it's pretty good satire. https://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/2005/04/i_fucked_ann_co.html

Ugh!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2021:

Looks like I'm vulnerable. I was a Cella Lambrusco man, attempting to look suave.

Beat-boxing Pontiff.

zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2021:

Plus all the altar boys think he's rad.

Sad to say………It’s happening……very slowly but surely.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2021:

Yeah, I think you're right. I heard Howard Stern is thinking of primarying Trump. Just what we need, one more has been celebrity with no verbal filter throwing his hat in the ring.

Even though it doesn't show...

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2021:

Let's not talk about what's going on with your briefs.

Trumpanzees explained... [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2021:

This is a decidedly human phenomenon. Demagogues and cult leaders understand that it works the same on anyone, and the formula they use to achieve this level of large scale manipulation is well known.

And you can nuke ‘em also……

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2021:

Yeah, I remember all too clearly the idiocy of this fucking bozo. Here we see just one small drop in a waterfall of stupid statements and actions. A wet waterfall. One of the wettest. Dumbass.

When they tell you god is real....

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2021:

Um, that's blasphemy!

Now that's payback

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2021:

Wait til Snuffleupagus cranks out a load. LOL

Pass me that 'thingy'.

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2021:

You idiot! I said the *14* millimeter one!

Neither the DOJ, nor the FBI, or the police are dealing effectively with any of the big lie leaders ...

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2021:

Fabulous questions. You'd swear the dems are deliberately trying to alienate their base and guarantee that more treason occurs due to lack of consequences. I hope they pull a rabbit out of their hat, but it's got to be pretty fucking soon to make any difference.

More from FFRF (2012)

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2021:

Hang on to that rope, buddy!

“It is impossible to escape the impression that people commonly use false standards of measurement...

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2021:

Yeah. Until it's too late.

Never shop there....

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2021:

WTF?!

The greatest omission in life is to risk nothing.

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2021:

The only caveat I would give is sometimes, if the risk involves the well-being of others, avoiding it might be a better option.

This photo won the 'International Photography Award 2019' It's titled 'A horses ass and a ...

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Clydesdale's ass: "How DARE you conflate us!"

A groaner alert! 😆

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Good for him! You've gotta be yourself to free yourself.😜

I can't believe it either! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Welp, when you gotta go....

It was in the news recently that Putin was visiting a school in Moscow to promote the nations power ...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Oooo. Funny, not funny. Poor Alina.

Get ready tis the season after all...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2021:

For me, this is a holiday highlight that rivals the Grinch. Heh.

Sunday quote...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Debs started the American Federation of Labor, the AFL in the AFL-CIO. He is an American hero, IMHO.

Your idea of a perfect date.

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2021:

You can use a numerical sort on the yyyymmdd format and it always works out right. You can even tack a Julian time stamp on the end and it still works. I'll probably die single too. 😞

In today's news...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2021:

No question about it. LOL

Interesting! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2021:

You got the jpgs, buddy? Let's see 'em, or it didn't happen.

A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2021:

Truth in thievery. The guy had integrity, at the very least. Not the congressman, though.

Anyone know why

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2021:

This was Ben Franklin's idea. Go ask him.

Great analogy....

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2021:

Both leave a shitty taste in your mouth and result in the urge to shower.

“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in ...

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2021:

I've always called that integrity, the integral alignment of thought, word and deed. That may be a necessary condition for true happiness, but I'm not sure whether it's a sufficient condition as well. I'm gonna give it some thought.

the mind-numbing redundancy ...

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2021:

Ok, I laughed out loud. :)

Man announces he will quit drinking by 2050. [theshovel.com.au]

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2021:

Hah! This guy thinks he's the first one who figured it out. LOL

Me too.

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:

It's not a lack of intelligence - at least not completely - but the willingness to replace one's own intelligence with dogma.

The "beast" will catch him on the rebound I am sure...

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:

Broke the beast's goddamned ankles with his signature move, the CROSS over! LOL *Nailed* the layup!

To those loud, irrational ideologues who want to force their beliefs on the rest of our people: ...

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:

Tell it, bro. :)

Looking so tasty....

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:

Hippolingus, maybe?

Out of the blue, a woman asked her husband, "if I die, will you remarry?

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:

Yikes! I bet she went to grab the nine iron and came after hubby!

The horror

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:

I'm, uh, rooting for them. *ducks*

Ever have someone you know in life that made you think?....

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:

Oh hell yeah, I do.

Breaking News! Trump promised a Wall for America and TrumpPutz will get his Wall.

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:

I'll believe it when I see it, but I am pulling hard for this outcome.

Where is this sign

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:

I always carry a sack full of whack, just in case.

Nice knowing y'all...

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2021:

I only hit one criterion out of three, so I guess I can relax.

Greetings folks! I’m new here.

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2021:

Welcome to the monkey house. Just jump in and hang on. ;)

It is well-packed

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2021:

Betcha can't eat just one.

Another QANON revolt ends with a fizzle.... Called on account of rain... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Holy fuck, what a bunch of idiots. That many idiots in one place, suffering the same set of delusions, well....that's fucking dangerous.

okay that is funny.

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Oh man, the truth hurts.

Toddler throwing a tantrum....

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Oh Elon, just print more musk-coin, or whatever you are calling your scam ass crypto currency.

How dare you?..... Lol BS of country leaders at world summit

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Given the growing list of issues with air travel logistically, economically, and practically, private and commercial, this is a jengo tower ready to collapse.

Early Thanksgiving joke

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Uh duh I was gettin to dat.

Poor Dave, what can he do?

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Sounds like she's, um, really feeling it.

Political life is a life of conflict — a life that requires people who can bring themselves into ...

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:

And yet they still try.

Understanding the Trumpanzee……..

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:

The Q guys are gathering in Dallas thinking JFK Jr will show up alive and offer to be Trump's running mate. No, really. https://www.rawstory.com/qanon-jfk-jr/

Biden ended his speech this way . . .

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Says god: What's my motivation here?

Santa upset the turkey

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Lowe's hardware stores have been selling Xmas shit since before Labor Day. Hey, a buck is a buck.

😂😂😂 Hahaha! She can't even fake it anymore.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2021:

You lie down with pigs, you get up with pig shit, ticks, vomit and urine on you. A little smegma too, right babooshka?

Just no motivation

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2021:

Fat tigers kill no prey.

The Ring of Fire - Trump Briefly Threatens To Flee America If We Raise Taxes On Billionaires ...

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2021:

Doesn't he already have a ton of FEC spending violations that he has never been held to account for? Anyway, if he really wants to leave, Scotland may be out, but Moscow always has room for another oligarch wannabe.

It is time to reflect

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2021:

In general, that's a bad idea.

Four words enraged a drunk farmer. Last night's aurora was a bust.

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2021:

You can't argue with alcohol. I'm happy you and Kathy got out of there safely. I feel badly for people who feel helpless in the face of progress, but I stop feeling bad at any kind of assault. There'll be other Northern lights and meteor showers at other great locations. This farmer, however, will never ever be happy.

Johnny needs your support

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2021:

I'm waaaay ahead of Johnny. *smug*

Ted Cruz Continues Halloween Tradition of Terrifying Kids By Going As Himself

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2021:

I bet he smells like Vitalis, Brut, halitosis, and stale urine. Just a guess.

By all means marry - if you get a good wife, you'll become happy: if you get a bad one, you'll ...

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2021:

I hear that philandering is popular. *helpful*

This Halloween don't take chances it might not be a friend he is asking for.....

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2021:

Always check the chart for "cause of death" first. Important safety tip.

Christmas sales coming soon at Walmart....

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2021:

OOoo, I need me one of them. It probably won't work, but maybe just one time...

How to save money with a great Halloween homemade costume. Follow me for more tips

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2021:

I like the concept.

His final words

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2021:

Yeah, that's fatal. But in a way, totally worth it! 😏

How the Zombie apocalypses started...With a selfie!!!!

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2021:

Very clever!

My guess is it is only proof he can't get laid...

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2021:

Rock solid logic there. JFC.

A dying husband in a hospital bed asks his wife, "Our seventh child always looked different from the...

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2021:

Awww!

Let’s not give ‘Cow Dung’ a bad name…….

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2021:

Paul Ryan called him out on this racist rant. The next year, he wasn't a congressman anymore.

The British call them biscuits

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2021:

Looks as though they like buttered biscuits.

Creative approach to a singles ad ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2021:

This will appeal to the woman who likes to read between the lines.

What life in this country is coming to... again...

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2021:

Solidarity. Forever.

Which mask would you choose?

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2021:

Vaxed and masked for your protection. Simple, true, not confrontational.

Porn hub dreams

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2021:

Oh man. Some things are more important than getting your weasel greased, son. This "influencer" sounds like a real piece of work. I wonder what the old man has to say about this whole thing? Unlike the typical pornhub denouement, this will have no happy ending.

Attn: Beneficiary, I am Mr.

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2021:

Nice work. Of course you should send it. Even scammers need a good laugh. ;)

Like the workers aren't going to figure it out right?...

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:

I am surprised it worked for as long as it did, but the union busting explains that part pretty well.

And why are they allowed to do it?....

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:

Classic mistake, mixing logic and desperation. Only desperation prevails.

"The Boxer" illustrated...

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:

I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome that I took some comfort there. All you need is oats and a feedbag.

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:

Says what she means, means what she says. That's good if you watch yourself.

First impressions.

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:

I never realized it til just now, but I actually use this as a personal relationship strategy.

The worst capitalist saying "Never mind the quality , Feel the Width" Please do not say this ...

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:

It's a lot easier to be sloppy and verbose than it is to be clear and concise.

“A vile beastly rottenheaded foolbegotten brazenthoated pernicious piggish screaming, tearing, ...

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:

That's ok, this keeps us on our toes. However, I would do most anything to avoid the woman in the quote, whoever she is.

Two Policemen arrive at Mrs.

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:

I hear he climbed out twice to take a leak.