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Bigamy! The only occasion where two rites make a wrong! ( The late, great Bob Hope ) :-)
Athena comments on Dec 5, 2019:
This also works with two "rights" as in two Mrs. Rights.
Rite or Right, I miss Bob Hope.
zeuser replies on Dec 5, 2019:
He was the speaker at my college graduation in 75. Met him in the men's room prior to the ceremony.
We, uh, hung out together for a bit.
Athena comments on Dec 5, 2019:
This also works with two "rights" as in two Mrs. Rights.
Rite or Right, I miss Bob Hope.
zeuser replies on Dec 5, 2019:
He was the speaker at my college graduation in 75. Met him in the men's room prior to the ceremony.
We, uh, hung out together for a bit.
Christmas is coming....
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus...
zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2019:
@St-Sinner Just trying to give him a steady rhythm, but yeah, I guess it's better to be quiet.
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus...
zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2019:
@St-Sinner Just trying to give him a steady rhythm, but yeah, I guess it's better to be quiet.
The White House Says Nursing Home Regulations Are Too Tough : NPR
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Sounds like he's cannibalizing a big part of his base here.
zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2019:
@altschmerz I don't think that would do it. He was right about that one, sadly. It would be fake news.
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Sounds like he's cannibalizing a big part of his base here.
zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2019:
@altschmerz I don't think that would do it. He was right about that one, sadly. It would be fake news.
The White House Says Nursing Home Regulations Are Too Tough : NPR
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Sounds like he's cannibalizing a big part of his base here.
zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2019:
@altschmerz He is noted for doing things that directly harm his base, and they still love him. This move is reprehensible, to be sure, but there's so much horror in his "policies" that it's hard to call one any worse than any other one. By any metric though, this is outstandingly awful.
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Sounds like he's cannibalizing a big part of his base here.
zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2019:
@altschmerz He is noted for doing things that directly harm his base, and they still love him. This move is reprehensible, to be sure, but there's so much horror in his "policies" that it's hard to call one any worse than any other one. By any metric though, this is outstandingly awful.
Wrong choice
Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 1, 2019:
And I’m pretty sure most women wouldn’t buy clothing from a man who killed his wife and got away with it.
zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2019:
@Athena Sometimes you just forget to switch the phaser back to stun. But seriously, I knew about the wife and the swimming pool, wasn't aware there was more than one incident in his past.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 1, 2019:
And I’m pretty sure most women wouldn’t buy clothing from a man who killed his wife and got away with it.
zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2019:
@Athena Sometimes you just forget to switch the phaser back to stun. But seriously, I knew about the wife and the swimming pool, wasn't aware there was more than one incident in his past.
If you have a phobia bout this, sorry in advance...
[facebook.com]
EyesThatSmile comments on Dec 1, 2019:
I get FB, so it works for me. Interesting to watch a snake climb or get on a rope.
zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2019:
Yeah, that was something. Who knew?
EyesThatSmile comments on Dec 1, 2019:
I get FB, so it works for me. Interesting to watch a snake climb or get on a rope.
zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2019:
Yeah, that was something. Who knew?
I'd remember too.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 1, 2019:
People were doing that at lunchtime on a week day in the 60’s??
zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2019:
@Killtheskyfairy Just trying to be informative. 😊 Some of my posts to the laughs group have gotten backlash, so I like to be sure.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 1, 2019:
People were doing that at lunchtime on a week day in the 60’s??
zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2019:
@Killtheskyfairy Just trying to be informative. 😊 Some of my posts to the laughs group have gotten backlash, so I like to be sure.
I'd remember too.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 1, 2019:
People were doing that at lunchtime on a week day in the 60’s??
zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2019:
Well, this is a just for laughs gag. But I imagine there were more than a few folks who liked this stuff back then.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 1, 2019:
People were doing that at lunchtime on a week day in the 60’s??
zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2019:
Well, this is a just for laughs gag. But I imagine there were more than a few folks who liked this stuff back then.
A Mormon is seated next to an Irishman on a plane.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 30, 2019:
I didn’t realize the Irish had such a reputation for being so sexually liberal. Isn’t that country effectively run by the RCC?
zeuser replies on Nov 30, 2019:
They just decriminalized abortion. The Irish are at heart druids who were subjugated by St. Patrick when he came with a hit squad and slaughtered all the practicing druids and chieftains. Druidry was a lot earthier than what the catholics perpetrated on the celts.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 30, 2019:
I didn’t realize the Irish had such a reputation for being so sexually liberal. Isn’t that country effectively run by the RCC?
zeuser replies on Nov 30, 2019:
They just decriminalized abortion. The Irish are at heart druids who were subjugated by St. Patrick when he came with a hit squad and slaughtered all the practicing druids and chieftains. Druidry was a lot earthier than what the catholics perpetrated on the celts.
My friend and his wife in couples therapy.
zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:
THIS brings back memories.
zeuser replies on Nov 30, 2019:
@St-Sinner Nope. But pleasantly in the rear view mirror, and getting smaller and smaller every day.
zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2019:
THIS brings back memories.
zeuser replies on Nov 30, 2019:
@St-Sinner Nope. But pleasantly in the rear view mirror, and getting smaller and smaller every day.
somebody in the military get rid of this imbecile! [msn.com]
DenoPenno comments on Nov 29, 2019:
"somebody in the military get rid of this imbecile! "
I think he might be aware of it. That's why he made the secret trip in the first place. He has to keep our military as an ally.
zeuser replies on Nov 30, 2019:
After this nonsense with firing the secretary of the Navy, my fear is that he is going to start purging the generals who were all against his stupid pardons.
DenoPenno comments on Nov 29, 2019:
"somebody in the military get rid of this imbecile! "
I think he might be aware of it. That's why he made the secret trip in the first place. He has to keep our military as an ally.
zeuser replies on Nov 30, 2019:
After this nonsense with firing the secretary of the Navy, my fear is that he is going to start purging the generals who were all against his stupid pardons.
This is my kind of 'spirituality.'
zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2019:
I dunno, real turkey gave its life for me.
zeuser replies on Nov 29, 2019:
@JackPedigo Yeah, you're right.
zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2019:
I dunno, real turkey gave its life for me.
zeuser replies on Nov 29, 2019:
@JackPedigo Yeah, you're right.
Sock rocket?
glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Another Reagan, what is it about the republican party that they seek out mentally deranged people to lead their party?
zeuser replies on Nov 28, 2019:
They are the only ones available.
glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Another Reagan, what is it about the republican party that they seek out mentally deranged people to lead their party?
zeuser replies on Nov 28, 2019:
They are the only ones available.
I saw this the other day and thought it was amazing how similar things are today.
zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2019:
I remember reading this column when it was first written back in the 70's. It was hilarious then, and scary how similar it is to what they say these days.
zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2019:
@NHjulie Art was unforgettable, they don't make them like that anymore.
zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2019:
I remember reading this column when it was first written back in the 70's. It was hilarious then, and scary how similar it is to what they say these days.
zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2019:
@NHjulie Art was unforgettable, they don't make them like that anymore.
Wife cheats on her husband with the mailman.
Wangobango3 comments on Nov 23, 2019:
"....... the breakfast was my idea..."
zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2019:
Yeah, that's how I tell it too.
Wangobango3 comments on Nov 23, 2019:
"....... the breakfast was my idea..."
zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2019:
Yeah, that's how I tell it too.
Who needs glasses when you can do that😂🤣😂🤣
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2019:
The simple life of being a Potato Head. Just imagine. What society would exist in a Potato Head world?
zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2019:
I dunno, BF, you could only get fried one time.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2019:
The simple life of being a Potato Head. Just imagine. What society would exist in a Potato Head world?
zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2019:
I dunno, BF, you could only get fried one time.
I think we all knew he was a traitor, this just proves it more [amp.businessinsider.com]
silverotter11 comments on Nov 22, 2019:
That gop member nunez, jordan, etc. *do NOT* see or understand this is even more troubling to me. Those members of the gop more loyal to trump, their cush jobs and tax payer paid perks than up holding their swore oath to protect and defend the Constitution and all it stands for are the real ...
zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2019:
They see it. They are in on it.
silverotter11 comments on Nov 22, 2019:
That gop member nunez, jordan, etc. *do NOT* see or understand this is even more troubling to me. Those members of the gop more loyal to trump, their cush jobs and tax payer paid perks than up holding their swore oath to protect and defend the Constitution and all it stands for are the real ...
zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2019:
They see it. They are in on it.
Meanwhile, in Bloom County...
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 22, 2019:
Makes no sense.🤨
zeuser replies on Nov 22, 2019:
Well, it's a satirical comic. The anxiety closet is a running gag.
This comic looks like an affirmation that Ms
Hill is a bad ass. And you know what? She is!
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 22, 2019:
Makes no sense.🤨
zeuser replies on Nov 22, 2019:
Well, it's a satirical comic. The anxiety closet is a running gag.
This comic looks like an affirmation that Ms
Hill is a bad ass. And you know what? She is!
Laughing my donkey off. 😂🤣
ToolGuy comments on Nov 22, 2019:
What is work?
zeuser replies on Nov 22, 2019:
@Heidi68 Your time will come. 😘
ToolGuy comments on Nov 22, 2019:
What is work?
zeuser replies on Nov 22, 2019:
@Heidi68 Your time will come. 😘
Laughing my donkey off. 😂🤣
ToolGuy comments on Nov 22, 2019:
What is work?
zeuser replies on Nov 22, 2019:
The closest I get to work these days is pushing myself up out of the recliner to visit the commode and get another wine.
ToolGuy comments on Nov 22, 2019:
What is work?
zeuser replies on Nov 22, 2019:
The closest I get to work these days is pushing myself up out of the recliner to visit the commode and get another wine.
Trump is on record as saying "I am the POTUS and I can do anything I like without question"! Lets ...
zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2019:
After we kick him out, prosecution for treason is entirely possible.
zeuser replies on Nov 22, 2019:
@Freedompath Yeah, but *we'd* enjoy the hell out of it.
zeuser comments on Nov 21, 2019:
After we kick him out, prosecution for treason is entirely possible.
zeuser replies on Nov 22, 2019:
@Freedompath Yeah, but *we'd* enjoy the hell out of it.
I always wondered where they kept this stuff...
EdEarl comments on Nov 20, 2019:
Where do they holy fuck?
zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2019:
Great cartoons invite the observer to write their own gags.
EdEarl comments on Nov 20, 2019:
Where do they holy fuck?
zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2019:
Great cartoons invite the observer to write their own gags.
If I were Donnie I'd be looking for my fly fishing waders, he's in such a sea of shit now! :-)
zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:
This will freeze up his heart or cause an artery in his brain to pop. Walter Reed Hospital ought to make up a suite for him for when it happens.
zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2019:
@Austin-Cambridge Get the flatbed they use for livestock, that oughta work.LOL
zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:
This will freeze up his heart or cause an artery in his brain to pop. Walter Reed Hospital ought to make up a suite for him for when it happens.
zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2019:
@Austin-Cambridge Get the flatbed they use for livestock, that oughta work.LOL
If I were Donnie I'd be looking for my fly fishing waders, he's in such a sea of shit now! :-)
zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:
This will freeze up his heart or cause an artery in his brain to pop. Walter Reed Hospital ought to make up a suite for him for when it happens.
zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2019:
@Austin-Cambridge That would be sweet! Won't happen, fun to imagine.
zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2019:
This will freeze up his heart or cause an artery in his brain to pop. Walter Reed Hospital ought to make up a suite for him for when it happens.
zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2019:
@Austin-Cambridge That would be sweet! Won't happen, fun to imagine.
Walter Reed takes a chance.
EMC2 comments on Nov 19, 2019:
As we all have become numb to shocking news I will now say this;
I believe it is possible that Trumpy became emotionally dismantled and they needed to get him away from personnel. They probably sedated him and then shit their pants this is what we have
zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2019:
This is my theory as well. I don't think he's been seen in public since then, has he?
EMC2 comments on Nov 19, 2019:
As we all have become numb to shocking news I will now say this;
I believe it is possible that Trumpy became emotionally dismantled and they needed to get him away from personnel. They probably sedated him and then shit their pants this is what we have
zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2019:
This is my theory as well. I don't think he's been seen in public since then, has he?
This adminstration could have been so fabulous.
zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Don't drag her into this.
zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2019:
@KKGator Probably be a better veep than our current empty suit.
zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Don't drag her into this.
zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2019:
@KKGator Probably be a better veep than our current empty suit.
This adminstration could have been so fabulous.
zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Don't drag her into this.
zeuser replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@BirdMan1 I think that's Ru Paul In the meme, but I like your version better.
zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Don't drag her into this.
zeuser replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@BirdMan1 I think that's Ru Paul In the meme, but I like your version better.
Just in time for xmas, for those hard-to-buy-for republicans on your list....
silverotter11 comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Fun! trump needs to join his friends already in jail!
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
No big macs in the hoosegow!
silverotter11 comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Fun! trump needs to join his friends already in jail!
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
No big macs in the hoosegow!
Just in time for xmas, for those hard-to-buy-for republicans on your list....
LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Brilliant! It could be fun to modify an existing game....his properties, etc, with special ''chance'' cards. Thinking on that....
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
The market should be there. Sounds like an opportunity -somebody oughta pick it up and run with it.
LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Brilliant! It could be fun to modify an existing game....his properties, etc, with special ''chance'' cards. Thinking on that....
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
The market should be there. Sounds like an opportunity -somebody oughta pick it up and run with it.
Just in time for xmas, for those hard-to-buy-for republicans on your list....
NHjulie comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Where can I get about a dozen?
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@NHjulie That one looks like it's an actual game, the one I posted was a joke to make a point. But if you get any further into it, the guy admits it's just satire. Still, good find!
NHjulie comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Where can I get about a dozen?
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@NHjulie That one looks like it's an actual game, the one I posted was a joke to make a point. But if you get any further into it, the guy admits it's just satire. Still, good find!
Just in time for xmas, for those hard-to-buy-for republicans on your list....
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 18, 2019:
I love the idea.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
It's a game where nobody wins.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 18, 2019:
I love the idea.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
It's a game where nobody wins.
Just in time for xmas, for those hard-to-buy-for republicans on your list....
NHjulie comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Where can I get about a dozen?
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
I haven't looked, but your best bet might be ebay.
NHjulie comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Where can I get about a dozen?
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
I haven't looked, but your best bet might be ebay.
Just in time for xmas, for those hard-to-buy-for republicans on your list....
Theresa_N comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Very clever.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
I thought the "No Chances" and the "Community Cheat" cards were a nice touch.
Theresa_N comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Very clever.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
I thought the "No Chances" and the "Community Cheat" cards were a nice touch.
“Do not blame Caesar, blame the people of Rome who have so enthusiastically acclaimed and adored ...
yvilletom comments on Nov 18, 2019:
NO! Voting promises only that everyone gets what only the majority deserve.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@Freedompath No, of course they're not - just look at the popular vote totals. Non-Trump voters, the majority, get what the Trumpets deserve.
yvilletom comments on Nov 18, 2019:
NO! Voting promises only that everyone gets what only the majority deserve.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@Freedompath No, of course they're not - just look at the popular vote totals. Non-Trump voters, the majority, get what the Trumpets deserve.
SCOTUS's Decisions on Trump’s Taxes Could Be Bigger Than Impeachment
[thedailybeast.com]
zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Let's see how the "strict constructionists" view the ridiculous legal arguments his lawyers have advanced as a defense. I'll believe they'll rule against their moronic messiah when it actually happens.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@Freedompath Yeah, but on top of being nuttier than a case of Payday bars, our guy is mob boss who has resorted to mayhem in the past. You don't think he DOESN'T have something on his two appointees, do you? Roberts is the wildcard, but Gorsuch and Kavanagh have been bought and paid for.
zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Let's see how the "strict constructionists" view the ridiculous legal arguments his lawyers have advanced as a defense. I'll believe they'll rule against their moronic messiah when it actually happens.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@Freedompath Yeah, but on top of being nuttier than a case of Payday bars, our guy is mob boss who has resorted to mayhem in the past. You don't think he DOESN'T have something on his two appointees, do you? Roberts is the wildcard, but Gorsuch and Kavanagh have been bought and paid for.
Gotta Love Louisiana
[wbrz.com]
zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Ouch. That's why I always frisk before accepting the invitation.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@St-Sinner I can't comment on the specifics for, uh, national security reasons. LOL
zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Ouch. That's why I always frisk before accepting the invitation.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@St-Sinner I can't comment on the specifics for, uh, national security reasons. LOL
Gotta Love Louisiana
[wbrz.com]
zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Ouch. That's why I always frisk before accepting the invitation.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@St-Sinner No, I give a thorough rubdown to shake out any concealed weapons. Completely legit. *ahem*
zeuser comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Ouch. That's why I always frisk before accepting the invitation.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@St-Sinner No, I give a thorough rubdown to shake out any concealed weapons. Completely legit. *ahem*
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Hitler wasn’t that smart. He just thought he was and his toadies didn’t argue. Much like fat Donny and his followers, I understand now how Nazism came to be.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
He was also batshit crazy, as he descended into complete megalomania. Who's that sound like to you?
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Hitler wasn’t that smart. He just thought he was and his toadies didn’t argue. Much like fat Donny and his followers, I understand now how Nazism came to be.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
He was also batshit crazy, as he descended into complete megalomania. Who's that sound like to you?
Attributed to Ben Franklin, "Have sex with older women.
zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:
Ben had a point, as well as a documented series of success stories. Older doesn't necessarily mean older than me, you know.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@Remiforce Right. For example, someone who was 21 would be an older woman to the late unlamented Jeffrey Epstein.
zeuser comments on Nov 11, 2019:
Ben had a point, as well as a documented series of success stories. Older doesn't necessarily mean older than me, you know.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
@Remiforce Right. For example, someone who was 21 would be an older woman to the late unlamented Jeffrey Epstein.
“Do not blame Caesar, blame the people of Rome who have so enthusiastically acclaimed and adored ...
yvilletom comments on Nov 18, 2019:
NO! Voting promises only that everyone gets what only the majority deserve.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
In this case, the majority gets what the minority deserves.
yvilletom comments on Nov 18, 2019:
NO! Voting promises only that everyone gets what only the majority deserve.
zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2019:
In this case, the majority gets what the minority deserves.
Hmmm.
KKGator comments on Nov 17, 2019:
Ya think maybe he had an anxiety attack???
LOL
zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2019:
That was my first take. He's got a lot to panic about. Some guys are saying he's laying the groundwork for resignation for medical reasons, so he can go out a sympathetic figure (not likely, but hey that's the thinking).
KKGator comments on Nov 17, 2019:
Ya think maybe he had an anxiety attack???
LOL
zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2019:
That was my first take. He's got a lot to panic about. Some guys are saying he's laying the groundwork for resignation for medical reasons, so he can go out a sympathetic figure (not likely, but hey that's the thinking).
There are so many on Facebook this morning.
zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Some dandies there, Julie!
zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@NHjulie Nonsense. Stealing memes is a noble internet tradition requiring its own skill set. 😊
zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Some dandies there, Julie!
zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@NHjulie Nonsense. Stealing memes is a noble internet tradition requiring its own skill set. 😊
Santa, if you're listening...
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 16, 2019:
I’ve had a sweater and they are no fun at all! I couldn’t decide if it was raining inside or he was crying. Afterwards, we’d be uncomfortably lying in a pool of sweat. He also was a laugher. He laughed when he had an orgasm and it was the weirdest thing. I would take a moaner but ...
zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2019:
Better luck this year, hon.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 16, 2019:
I’ve had a sweater and they are no fun at all! I couldn’t decide if it was raining inside or he was crying. Afterwards, we’d be uncomfortably lying in a pool of sweat. He also was a laugher. He laughed when he had an orgasm and it was the weirdest thing. I would take a moaner but ...
zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2019:
Better luck this year, hon.
I got a favor for you right here in my pocket. Guess what it is.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 16, 2019:
It would be funny if this dickhead wasn’t a Russian shill destroying USA from within!
zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2019:
I know, right? Sometimes, the only thing you can do is laugh. But no, it's not funny.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 16, 2019:
It would be funny if this dickhead wasn’t a Russian shill destroying USA from within!
zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2019:
I know, right? Sometimes, the only thing you can do is laugh. But no, it's not funny.
Completely out of the blue last night, a person known to me only via online/text and having never ...
zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Pathetic, cowardly idiot, yelling at his computer screen.
zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@SeaGreenEyez And cruelty. Don't forget cruelty.
zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Pathetic, cowardly idiot, yelling at his computer screen.
zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2019:
@SeaGreenEyez And cruelty. Don't forget cruelty.
The picture says it all
GreatNani comments on Nov 15, 2019:
Yes it does. And it is a sad day for us that half the country does not care!
zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2019:
This goes to show how effective propaganda can be.
GreatNani comments on Nov 15, 2019:
Yes it does. And it is a sad day for us that half the country does not care!
zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2019:
This goes to show how effective propaganda can be.
🤣🤣🤣 hump day laughter, your welcome 🤣🤣🤣
zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2019:
HAHAHAHA, twatt knot! 8-)
zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2019:
@Heidi68 I love it!
zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2019:
HAHAHAHA, twatt knot! 8-)
zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2019:
@Heidi68 I love it!
Baby, don't hurt me.
zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2019:
As the song goes: you always hurt the one you love, the one you shouldn't hurt at all.
zeuser replies on Nov 12, 2019:
@ToolGuy The answer to that isn't in this song. Maybe another song tells that tale.
https://www.google.com/search?ei=u_DJXevrM4rj_Abtiq3YBw&q=you+always+hurt+the+one+you+love&oq=you+always+hurt=psy-ab.1.0.0l7.3242.8262..11941...1.0..0.143.1414.13j3......0....1..gws-wiz.....6..0i273j0i362i308i154i357j0i131i273j0i131j0i67j0i10.N0Dv9rB_NTc
zeuser comments on Nov 12, 2019:
As the song goes: you always hurt the one you love, the one you shouldn't hurt at all.
zeuser replies on Nov 12, 2019:
@ToolGuy The answer to that isn't in this song. Maybe another song tells that tale.
https://www.google.com/search?ei=u_DJXevrM4rj_Abtiq3YBw&q=you+always+hurt+the+one+you+love&oq=you+always+hurt=psy-ab.1.0.0l7.3242.8262..11941...1.0..0.143.1414.13j3......0....1..gws-wiz.....6..0i273j0i362i308i154i357j0i131i273j0i131j0i67j0i10.N0Dv9rB_NTc
Back in 74, the public hearings about the Nixon impeachment were a very big deal indeed.
NHjulie comments on Nov 11, 2019:
I remember visiting my very conservative relatives in rural Georgia at the time. They mostly talked about how much they loved Mrs. Dean. Standing by her man and all. Totally ignored all the "political stuff".
zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2019:
A lot of people viewed the hearings through their own lenses. A lot more started to see a picture that they didn't like at all.
NHjulie comments on Nov 11, 2019:
I remember visiting my very conservative relatives in rural Georgia at the time. They mostly talked about how much they loved Mrs. Dean. Standing by her man and all. Totally ignored all the "political stuff".
zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2019:
A lot of people viewed the hearings through their own lenses. A lot more started to see a picture that they didn't like at all.
Can anyone with theology knowledge (or knows someone with) explain this?
nicknotes comments on Nov 11, 2019:
Can We Have Confidence In the Gospels When They Contain Ridiculous Stories?
One of the most ridiculous Christmas stories is found at Luke Chapter 2.
1And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from
Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.
3And all went to be ...
zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2019:
No, no we can't.
nicknotes comments on Nov 11, 2019:
Can We Have Confidence In the Gospels When They Contain Ridiculous Stories?
One of the most ridiculous Christmas stories is found at Luke Chapter 2.
1And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from
Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.
3And all went to be ...
zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2019:
No, no we can't.
Now there's a statement I do agree with, IF ONLY...
zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:
Keep it up, asswipe, your dreams will soon come true.
zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2019:
@LucyLoohoo I hope so.
zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2019:
Keep it up, asswipe, your dreams will soon come true.
zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2019:
@LucyLoohoo I hope so.
'This Is Illegal': Donald Trump and Rand Paul Are Inciting Violence by Calling for Whistleblower's ...
zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:
No crime too petty, no immorality too low, no complicity too disgusting.
zeuser replies on Nov 6, 2019:
@Freedompath Federal crime, lock him up.
zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:
No crime too petty, no immorality too low, no complicity too disgusting.
zeuser replies on Nov 6, 2019:
@Freedompath Federal crime, lock him up.
This made me laugh. Do you think there will be a fight over the results?
zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:
I remember when Pat "Not in this bathroom, buster" McCrory lost to Roy Cooper for the governorship here in North Kackalacky a couple years back by like 3000 votes, he tied up that result with recounts and court challenges for weeks. Expect the same type of tantrum from Bevin. It's in the wingnut ...
zeuser replies on Nov 6, 2019:
@DharmaBum50 Civility and decorum work only one way with these mildew-tongued nazi idiots.
zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:
I remember when Pat "Not in this bathroom, buster" McCrory lost to Roy Cooper for the governorship here in North Kackalacky a couple years back by like 3000 votes, he tied up that result with recounts and court challenges for weeks. Expect the same type of tantrum from Bevin. It's in the wingnut ...
zeuser replies on Nov 6, 2019:
@DharmaBum50 Civility and decorum work only one way with these mildew-tongued nazi idiots.
Candid picture of the RNC
zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:
Where's the black guy? Oh, right. Sorry, my bad.
zeuser replies on Nov 6, 2019:
@glennlab Yeah, yeah, sorry I missed that part initially. LOL
zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2019:
Where's the black guy? Oh, right. Sorry, my bad.
zeuser replies on Nov 6, 2019:
@glennlab Yeah, yeah, sorry I missed that part initially. LOL
What we all worry about
KKGator comments on Nov 5, 2019:
Because stupid people are fucking stupid.
zeuser replies on Nov 6, 2019:
Occam was right, QED.
KKGator comments on Nov 5, 2019:
Because stupid people are fucking stupid.
zeuser replies on Nov 6, 2019:
Occam was right, QED.
That's what she...
Bobbyzen comments on Nov 4, 2019:
An oldie. Really old 🤣
zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2019:
That's what she said. LOL
Bobbyzen comments on Nov 4, 2019:
An oldie. Really old 🤣
zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2019:
That's what she said. LOL
Who knew he was trying to pray?
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Oh please! Trump thinks he’s a stable genius and everything he does is the best and perfect. He doesn’t need god nor does he believe in him. He just says he does to fool the maroons in his base.
zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2019:
Discouragingly, it works.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 2, 2019:
Oh please! Trump thinks he’s a stable genius and everything he does is the best and perfect. He doesn’t need god nor does he believe in him. He just says he does to fool the maroons in his base.
zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2019:
Discouragingly, it works.
I do believe that.
zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2019:
God and heaven is the carrot, and appeals to greed. Hell is the stick, and appeals to fear.
zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2019:
@dave1459 Yeah, you're right. I have the only metaphor in this. You have the reality upon which I base my metaphor. I still think it's a good metaphor. 🤣
zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2019:
God and heaven is the carrot, and appeals to greed. Hell is the stick, and appeals to fear.
zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2019:
@dave1459 Yeah, you're right. I have the only metaphor in this. You have the reality upon which I base my metaphor. I still think it's a good metaphor. 🤣
I do believe that.
zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2019:
God and heaven is the carrot, and appeals to greed. Hell is the stick, and appeals to fear.
zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2019:
@dave1459 You're trying to mix metaphors. I discourage that when I can. 😊
zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2019:
God and heaven is the carrot, and appeals to greed. Hell is the stick, and appeals to fear.
zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2019:
@dave1459 You're trying to mix metaphors. I discourage that when I can. 😊
I'm sitting this one out.
Rangerbeavis comments on Oct 30, 2019:
What?...whats so funny..it's a colon stopper, right?
zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2019:
Butt plugs aren't usually noted for their wordplay. That's the gag. Foreplay is a different story.
Rangerbeavis comments on Oct 30, 2019:
What?...whats so funny..it's a colon stopper, right?
zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2019:
Butt plugs aren't usually noted for their wordplay. That's the gag. Foreplay is a different story.
I was wondering about revenge porn... does it have to be malicious?
zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2019:
No nude photos of me have ever been successfully developed, assuming you don't count the video of my last colonoscopy. You'd have to pay somebody, probably quite a bit, to deliberately look at photos of my naked ass. However, if someone shares an intimate photo of you without your consent, no matter...
zeuser replies on Oct 30, 2019:
@St-Sinner It's a question of who you are subjecting to revenge, especially relevant with the colonoscopy video.
zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2019:
No nude photos of me have ever been successfully developed, assuming you don't count the video of my last colonoscopy. You'd have to pay somebody, probably quite a bit, to deliberately look at photos of my naked ass. However, if someone shares an intimate photo of you without your consent, no matter...
zeuser replies on Oct 30, 2019:
@St-Sinner It's a question of who you are subjecting to revenge, especially relevant with the colonoscopy video.
Guilty, guilty, guilty! Blast from the past. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
EMC2 comments on Oct 29, 2019:
no longer a question. just a matter of hitting him hard with the evidence, Then he goes nuts and calls on Putin to invade us.
zeuser replies on Oct 30, 2019:
Putin doesn't want to invade us. He wants to manipulate us. For that, he needs just the right tool. Guess who that is. Someone who, arguably, is already nuts.
EMC2 comments on Oct 29, 2019:
no longer a question. just a matter of hitting him hard with the evidence, Then he goes nuts and calls on Putin to invade us.
zeuser replies on Oct 30, 2019:
Putin doesn't want to invade us. He wants to manipulate us. For that, he needs just the right tool. Guess who that is. Someone who, arguably, is already nuts.
I had an interesting conversation today.
zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2019:
Here in North Cackalacky, when we hear something ridiculous, we back away and say "Well, all right then." I dunno if that works in Indiana, but it's worth a shot.
zeuser replies on Oct 29, 2019:
@ownworstenemy In Philly, it's more like "no fukkin shit". But there are a lot of variations. 🤣
zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2019:
Here in North Cackalacky, when we hear something ridiculous, we back away and say "Well, all right then." I dunno if that works in Indiana, but it's worth a shot.
zeuser replies on Oct 29, 2019:
@ownworstenemy In Philly, it's more like "no fukkin shit". But there are a lot of variations. 🤣
It's like he has an inner self that won't let him succeed at anything.
NHjulie comments on Oct 27, 2019:
He claimed this was taken in his "war room during the raid". Word is he was actually golfing but I haven't seen proof of that yet.
zeuser replies on Oct 27, 2019:
That's true, I've seen the timeline. He was on the links when this went down. What's true never slowed this pathetic idiot down. And he's so proud of himself because he thinks he's pulling one over on us, but he looks lamer than tiny Tim. 😞
NHjulie comments on Oct 27, 2019:
He claimed this was taken in his "war room during the raid". Word is he was actually golfing but I haven't seen proof of that yet.
zeuser replies on Oct 27, 2019:
That's true, I've seen the timeline. He was on the links when this went down. What's true never slowed this pathetic idiot down. And he's so proud of himself because he thinks he's pulling one over on us, but he looks lamer than tiny Tim. 😞
Kinda relatable
Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 26, 2019:
I guess there is an upside to being a seasoned drunk.
zeuser replies on Oct 26, 2019:
I think of it as having a finely conditioned liver.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 26, 2019:
I guess there is an upside to being a seasoned drunk.
zeuser replies on Oct 26, 2019:
I think of it as having a finely conditioned liver.
“It’s discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by ...
IamNobody comments on Oct 25, 2019:
With all do respect, I would leave Boris to the British and Donald to the Americans.
zeuser replies on Oct 25, 2019:
@Marionville I don't blame you.
IamNobody comments on Oct 25, 2019:
With all do respect, I would leave Boris to the British and Donald to the Americans.
zeuser replies on Oct 25, 2019:
@Marionville I don't blame you.
“It’s discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by ...
IamNobody comments on Oct 25, 2019:
With all do respect, I would leave Boris to the British and Donald to the Americans.
zeuser replies on Oct 25, 2019:
@Marionville Tell you what, you take our Manchurian cantaloupe and we'll toss in Pence as a bonus.
IamNobody comments on Oct 25, 2019:
With all do respect, I would leave Boris to the British and Donald to the Americans.
zeuser replies on Oct 25, 2019:
@Marionville Tell you what, you take our Manchurian cantaloupe and we'll toss in Pence as a bonus.
Cat is right
Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 25, 2019:
Be careful of malware... AKA the Bible!!
zeuser replies on Oct 25, 2019:
The earliest form of ransom-ware. LOL
Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 25, 2019:
Be careful of malware... AKA the Bible!!
zeuser replies on Oct 25, 2019:
The earliest form of ransom-ware. LOL
Alexander Hamilton in the 1787 Const.
yvilletom comments on Oct 25, 2019:
The Founders gave us a plutocratic oligarchy and we hear it described as “our democracy”.
zeuser replies on Oct 25, 2019:
All marketing.
yvilletom comments on Oct 25, 2019:
The Founders gave us a plutocratic oligarchy and we hear it described as “our democracy”.
zeuser replies on Oct 25, 2019:
All marketing.
So this is a poll... do atheists believe in capital in capital punishment?
Spinliesel comments on Oct 25, 2019:
can't answer for others, but I am opposed to capital punishment. Why not frontal lobotomy instead with a stretch in the coal mines?
zeuser replies on Oct 25, 2019:
Remind me never to piss you off! LOL
Spinliesel comments on Oct 25, 2019:
can't answer for others, but I am opposed to capital punishment. Why not frontal lobotomy instead with a stretch in the coal mines?
zeuser replies on Oct 25, 2019:
Remind me never to piss you off! LOL
Thomas Paine - “The declaration which says that God visits the sins of the fathers upon the ...
zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2019:
Leaving god out of it, the idea that kids will have to live with the effects of dad's screwups makes a certain amount of sense. But when you inject the big guy doing it just because he thinks it's a good idea, yeah, that's not justice at all.
zeuser replies on Oct 23, 2019:
@Robecology If you do things wrongly that have effects that come back on your kids, that's what I mean.
zeuser comments on Oct 22, 2019:
Leaving god out of it, the idea that kids will have to live with the effects of dad's screwups makes a certain amount of sense. But when you inject the big guy doing it just because he thinks it's a good idea, yeah, that's not justice at all.
zeuser replies on Oct 23, 2019:
@Robecology If you do things wrongly that have effects that come back on your kids, that's what I mean.
Poor fly depressed
SiouxcitySue comments on Oct 22, 2019:
Wouldn't a "down" fly be easier toswat?
zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue Well shit sue, that's an outline for a netflix sitcom. LOL Pitch it!
SiouxcitySue comments on Oct 22, 2019:
Wouldn't a "down" fly be easier toswat?
zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue Well shit sue, that's an outline for a netflix sitcom. LOL Pitch it!
My Hispanic relative by marriage is so sold on Trump that she has changed her last name to Trump in ...
glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2019:
I no longer post political stuff on FB, most of my relatives are trumpsters and it is not worth the fight.
zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2019:
I have to admit, I only do it in closed groups on FB. I know I am "echo chambering", but I am through arguing with people who ignore your specific arguments and spout nonsense in response.
glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2019:
I no longer post political stuff on FB, most of my relatives are trumpsters and it is not worth the fight.
zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2019:
I have to admit, I only do it in closed groups on FB. I know I am "echo chambering", but I am through arguing with people who ignore your specific arguments and spout nonsense in response.
Poor fly depressed
SiouxcitySue comments on Oct 22, 2019:
Wouldn't a "down" fly be easier toswat?
zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2019:
You can't kill a fly when it's in the air. If you're quick enough, you can stun them, then find them and finish them off before they come to. Swatting roaches is pointless, unless you follow up immediately by grinding them into the floor under your shoe. 8-)
SiouxcitySue comments on Oct 22, 2019:
Wouldn't a "down" fly be easier toswat?
zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2019:
You can't kill a fly when it's in the air. If you're quick enough, you can stun them, then find them and finish them off before they come to. Swatting roaches is pointless, unless you follow up immediately by grinding them into the floor under your shoe. 8-)
A funny found on FB
St-Sinner comments on Oct 16, 2019:
How can you not agree with something beautiful like that? It made me cry.
This has everything in it... Physical intimacy, emotional intimacy, trust, honesty, security....
zeuser replies on Oct 17, 2019:
And boobies.Don't forget the boobies.
St-Sinner comments on Oct 16, 2019:
How can you not agree with something beautiful like that? It made me cry.
This has everything in it... Physical intimacy, emotional intimacy, trust, honesty, security....
zeuser replies on Oct 17, 2019:
And boobies.Don't forget the boobies.
Melania, Who Is Supposedly Fluent In French, Needed A Translator For Macron
Deb57 comments on Oct 15, 2019:
Being able to say "Love you long time fifty dollars!" in six languages doesn't count as fluent.
zeuser replies on Oct 16, 2019:
You win this thread. 8-)
Deb57 comments on Oct 15, 2019:
Being able to say "Love you long time fifty dollars!" in six languages doesn't count as fluent.
zeuser replies on Oct 16, 2019:
You win this thread. 8-)
And this corrupt asshole is the one who was inventing conspiracy theories about the Bidens while ...
Redheadedgammy comments on Oct 15, 2019:
I hope he goes to prison for the rest of his miserable life!
zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@Redheadedgammy Rudy originated the "stop and frisk" policy of the NYPD. If I remember that, the guys inside do too.
Redheadedgammy comments on Oct 15, 2019:
I hope he goes to prison for the rest of his miserable life!
zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@Redheadedgammy Rudy originated the "stop and frisk" policy of the NYPD. If I remember that, the guys inside do too.
Seems obvious
Joe Walsh
@WalshFreedom
Republicans, repeat after me:
1.
IamNobody comments on Oct 15, 2019:
It's not that clear cut to me:
1. Didn't Dems paid a British ( Foreign individual ) to collude to get dirt on Trump through Fussion to get the big nothing burger Mueller train rolling for nothing?
2. Isn't that exactly what Dems did to get the "Dossier"?
3. Isn't that what Biden did, to have an ...
zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2019:
Hmmm.
1. The Mueller train started to roll after somebody fired the FBI director for investigating his (later convicted) national security advisor for acting as an unregistered agent of a foreign government, and bragged about it to Russians visiting him in the oval office, yeah? A political party is not the US government, a private research organization is not a foreign government, and the nothing burger actually led to conviction and imprisonment of several guilty individuals, including unregistered Ukrainian agent Manafort.
2. The dems paid for oppo research from a private business with private funds, and were not the president leaning on a government using duly appropriated taxpayer funds as leverage for that government to start an investigation. Didn't ask China to do it on live TV either.
3. No, Biden sought removal of a corrupt prosecutor who, and this part is what trips a lot of guys like you up, was not investigating his son.
4. Regarding our abandonment of an ally to hostile military action, even though you are not an expert, doesn't that sound just a little iffy considering the president's personal financial interest in placating the Turks due to him never divesting himself of any personal business interests within Turkey? I think it does, but hey, opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
IamNobody comments on Oct 15, 2019:
It's not that clear cut to me:
1. Didn't Dems paid a British ( Foreign individual ) to collude to get dirt on Trump through Fussion to get the big nothing burger Mueller train rolling for nothing?
2. Isn't that exactly what Dems did to get the "Dossier"?
3. Isn't that what Biden did, to have an ...
zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2019:
Hmmm.
1. The Mueller train started to roll after somebody fired the FBI director for investigating his (later convicted) national security advisor for acting as an unregistered agent of a foreign government, and bragged about it to Russians visiting him in the oval office, yeah? A political party is not the US government, a private research organization is not a foreign government, and the nothing burger actually led to conviction and imprisonment of several guilty individuals, including unregistered Ukrainian agent Manafort.
2. The dems paid for oppo research from a private business with private funds, and were not the president leaning on a government using duly appropriated taxpayer funds as leverage for that government to start an investigation. Didn't ask China to do it on live TV either.
3. No, Biden sought removal of a corrupt prosecutor who, and this part is what trips a lot of guys like you up, was not investigating his son.
4. Regarding our abandonment of an ally to hostile military action, even though you are not an expert, doesn't that sound just a little iffy considering the president's personal financial interest in placating the Turks due to him never divesting himself of any personal business interests within Turkey? I think it does, but hey, opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
And this corrupt asshole is the one who was inventing conspiracy theories about the Bidens while ...
Redheadedgammy comments on Oct 15, 2019:
I hope he goes to prison for the rest of his miserable life!
zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2019:
He's got a bunch of pals in there already, a lot of whom he put away. They'd love to see him again, on the same side of the bars, I'm sure.
Redheadedgammy comments on Oct 15, 2019:
I hope he goes to prison for the rest of his miserable life!
zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2019:
He's got a bunch of pals in there already, a lot of whom he put away. They'd love to see him again, on the same side of the bars, I'm sure.
Corrupt One Behind the Curtain.
zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2019:
This proud republic is in danger of becoming an autocracy. I will gladly die to stop that.
zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@LucyLoohoo you'd probably do better there than I would. Let's hope it doesn't come down to that.
zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2019:
This proud republic is in danger of becoming an autocracy. I will gladly die to stop that.
zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2019:
@LucyLoohoo you'd probably do better there than I would. Let's hope it doesn't come down to that.
Monkeys coming for them..
Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 12, 2019:
They have dicks?!? 🤡
zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2019:
Dicks, yes. Balls, no. Spines, ditto.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 12, 2019:
They have dicks?!? 🤡
zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2019:
Dicks, yes. Balls, no. Spines, ditto.
Those darn bone spurs!
zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2019:
Actually the Kurds were there fighting nazis in WWII. The Saudis weren't. Neither were the North Koreans. Just sayin.
zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2019:
@Charlene Just a bit of rhetoric. Sorry.
zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2019:
Actually the Kurds were there fighting nazis in WWII. The Saudis weren't. Neither were the North Koreans. Just sayin.
zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2019:
@Charlene Just a bit of rhetoric. Sorry.
Oh the irony...
[nbcnews.com]
zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:
Meese wasn't a very good AG either, but compared to Barr's Jabba the Hut, he shines like the sun.
zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2019:
@genessa The Reagan administration had more than its share of blatant criminals, and in retrospect I did undersell Meese's complicity in my post. But even compared to this current cesspool, it was at that time historically corrupt.
zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2019:
Meese wasn't a very good AG either, but compared to Barr's Jabba the Hut, he shines like the sun.
zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2019:
@genessa The Reagan administration had more than its share of blatant criminals, and in retrospect I did undersell Meese's complicity in my post. But even compared to this current cesspool, it was at that time historically corrupt.
Jesus feeding people today.
Athena comments on Oct 7, 2019:
This is exactly the reason I don't invite people over for dinner anymore.
I need to start interviewing before allowing anyone into my life.
"Do you have any dietary restrictions?"
- "I'm vegan."
"Right then - fuck off."
zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2019:
@Athena Yes. I always come last. 8-)
Athena comments on Oct 7, 2019:
This is exactly the reason I don't invite people over for dinner anymore.
I need to start interviewing before allowing anyone into my life.
"Do you have any dietary restrictions?"
- "I'm vegan."
"Right then - fuck off."
zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2019:
@Athena Yes. I always come last. 8-)
Interesting idea! But many people will be severely pissed off if he doesn't spend any time in ...
zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2019:
That's a nice set of hypotheticals, but this asshole will never resign. That's too much like admitting you were wrong. Who could talk him into that? He doesn't listen to anybody, and he sings lalalalala when he hears things he doesn't like. I dare the motherfucker to prove me wrong. I wish he would....
zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2019:
@MojoDave Fair point, and I hope it works like that, I really do. The X factor here is the complete disconnect from reality, that's what drives this moron, and he has been listening to fewer and fewer people. I am pulling for your version, MD.
zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2019:
That's a nice set of hypotheticals, but this asshole will never resign. That's too much like admitting you were wrong. Who could talk him into that? He doesn't listen to anybody, and he sings lalalalala when he hears things he doesn't like. I dare the motherfucker to prove me wrong. I wish he would....
zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2019:
@MojoDave Fair point, and I hope it works like that, I really do. The X factor here is the complete disconnect from reality, that's what drives this moron, and he has been listening to fewer and fewer people. I am pulling for your version, MD.
Somehow, it seems like we've heard this story before.
Redheadedgammy comments on Oct 8, 2019:
I could see Stephen Miller making this exact statement today.
zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2019:
He probably has it tattooed on his ass.
Redheadedgammy comments on Oct 8, 2019:
I could see Stephen Miller making this exact statement today.
zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2019:
He probably has it tattooed on his ass.
Jesus feeding people today.
Athena comments on Oct 7, 2019:
This is exactly the reason I don't invite people over for dinner anymore.
I need to start interviewing before allowing anyone into my life.
"Do you have any dietary restrictions?"
- "I'm vegan."
"Right then - fuck off."
zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2019:
I'm allergic to avocados, and though I don't pursue capers or anchovies, I can eat 'em if someone else is cooking for me. So, when's dinner? 8-)
Athena comments on Oct 7, 2019:
This is exactly the reason I don't invite people over for dinner anymore.
I need to start interviewing before allowing anyone into my life.
"Do you have any dietary restrictions?"
- "I'm vegan."
"Right then - fuck off."
zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2019:
I'm allergic to avocados, and though I don't pursue capers or anchovies, I can eat 'em if someone else is cooking for me. So, when's dinner? 8-)
There are so many out there.
OldGoat43 comments on Oct 7, 2019:
During the Nixon election, I broke up with my girlfriend who had voted for him. During the Tweety election I broke up with an old girlfriend because she had voted to him. Damn, I pick the dumbest girlfriends.
zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2019:
You gotta find a smart one who ALSO likes you, OG. No mean feat.
OldGoat43 comments on Oct 7, 2019:
During the Nixon election, I broke up with my girlfriend who had voted for him. During the Tweety election I broke up with an old girlfriend because she had voted to him. Damn, I pick the dumbest girlfriends.
zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2019:
You gotta find a smart one who ALSO likes you, OG. No mean feat.
I knew Trump was hiding information!
zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2019:
What a shitty job for a shitty guy.
zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2019:
@Charlene You ain't wrong, hon.
zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2019:
What a shitty job for a shitty guy.
zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2019:
@Charlene You ain't wrong, hon.
"10 letters"
zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2019:
Time to smash the pumpkin, yeah?
zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2019:
@Redheadedgammy Yes. Yes you can. LOL
zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2019:
Time to smash the pumpkin, yeah?
zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2019:
@Redheadedgammy Yes. Yes you can. LOL
yet more hypocrisy
bookofmorons comments on Oct 7, 2019:
and they seem to revel in it
zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2019:
@silverotter11 @freedompathThat's a good question. I think it's the logical consequence of some people believing the American self-reliance mythology, where anyone in a particular group is excoriated for not "pulling themselves up by the bootstraps" like the members of the Marlboro man group did, and thus they deserve derision. But, the self-reliance myth isn't true because those guys need help just like anybody else from time to time, but they perceive that they worked hard so they deserve it, and the other lazy leeches most certainly do not. There's more that relies on naked bigotry, but I think that's the basic framework. What do you guys think?
bookofmorons comments on Oct 7, 2019:
and they seem to revel in it
zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2019:
@silverotter11 @freedompathThat's a good question. I think it's the logical consequence of some people believing the American self-reliance mythology, where anyone in a particular group is excoriated for not "pulling themselves up by the bootstraps" like the members of the Marlboro man group did, and thus they deserve derision. But, the self-reliance myth isn't true because those guys need help just like anybody else from time to time, but they perceive that they worked hard so they deserve it, and the other lazy leeches most certainly do not. There's more that relies on naked bigotry, but I think that's the basic framework. What do you guys think?
yet more hypocrisy
bookofmorons comments on Oct 7, 2019:
and they seem to revel in it
zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2019:
Bullies like to see their victims behave helplessly. I think we all know what to do.
bookofmorons comments on Oct 7, 2019:
and they seem to revel in it
zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2019:
Bullies like to see their victims behave helplessly. I think we all know what to do.
We dodged a big bullet
Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 7, 2019:
Unfortunately it’s not enough to get the orange anus out of the White House.
zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2019:
Not yet, but it's still fun to see him dance to somebody else's tune for a change.
Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 7, 2019:
Unfortunately it’s not enough to get the orange anus out of the White House.
zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2019:
Not yet, but it's still fun to see him dance to somebody else's tune for a change.
Anything can happen.
zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2019:
Mooch thinks so too. That's two of them.
zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2019:
@MojoDave Boy howdy.
zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2019:
Mooch thinks so too. That's two of them.
zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2019:
@MojoDave Boy howdy.
This has all the makings of the ultimate poetic justice!
zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2019:
Who's gonna take over solving the situation in the Middle East, then? Heh.
zeuser replies on Oct 5, 2019:
@jerry99 Ah, well all right then.
zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2019:
Who's gonna take over solving the situation in the Middle East, then? Heh.
zeuser replies on Oct 5, 2019:
@jerry99 Ah, well all right then.
I am watching everyday how trump is SELF IMPEACHING.
MojoDave comments on Oct 5, 2019:
Moscow Mitch and the Republicans will catch hell if they let him get away with it.
zeuser replies on Oct 5, 2019:
They don't give a shit.
MojoDave comments on Oct 5, 2019:
Moscow Mitch and the Republicans will catch hell if they let him get away with it.
zeuser replies on Oct 5, 2019:
They don't give a shit.
Republicans’ ‘No Quid Pro Quo’ Defense of Trump Collapses
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DenoPenno comments on Oct 4, 2019:
As the truth slowly comes forward I find that his base has even gotten more silent and clumsy on Facebook. Elsewhere on conservative talk radio the claim is that the Dems want to "steal an election" and deny Trump his re-election. This makes a great many of them so very angry. As usual, it's all ...
zeuser replies on Oct 5, 2019:
@DenoPenno No, I only make a fist if I intend to use it, and I never cry over politics. Plus, I have nothing against the sky.
DenoPenno comments on Oct 4, 2019:
As the truth slowly comes forward I find that his base has even gotten more silent and clumsy on Facebook. Elsewhere on conservative talk radio the claim is that the Dems want to "steal an election" and deny Trump his re-election. This makes a great many of them so very angry. As usual, it's all ...
zeuser replies on Oct 5, 2019:
@DenoPenno No, I only make a fist if I intend to use it, and I never cry over politics. Plus, I have nothing against the sky.
Republicans’ ‘No Quid Pro Quo’ Defense of Trump Collapses
[nymag.
DenoPenno comments on Oct 4, 2019:
As the truth slowly comes forward I find that his base has even gotten more silent and clumsy on Facebook. Elsewhere on conservative talk radio the claim is that the Dems want to "steal an election" and deny Trump his re-election. This makes a great many of them so very angry. As usual, it's all ...
zeuser replies on Oct 4, 2019:
@DenoPenno I'm at a loss here, bro. He might win again. Not sure what I'd do if he did.
DenoPenno comments on Oct 4, 2019:
As the truth slowly comes forward I find that his base has even gotten more silent and clumsy on Facebook. Elsewhere on conservative talk radio the claim is that the Dems want to "steal an election" and deny Trump his re-election. This makes a great many of them so very angry. As usual, it's all ...
zeuser replies on Oct 4, 2019:
@DenoPenno I'm at a loss here, bro. He might win again. Not sure what I'd do if he did.
Nothing But Bullshit 2020!
TheDoubter comments on Oct 4, 2019:
who is he trying to fool?
zeuser replies on Oct 4, 2019:
All of the people all of the time, but he can only manage some of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time.
TheDoubter comments on Oct 4, 2019:
who is he trying to fool?
zeuser replies on Oct 4, 2019:
All of the people all of the time, but he can only manage some of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time.
Republicans’ ‘No Quid Pro Quo’ Defense of Trump Collapses
[nymag.
DenoPenno comments on Oct 4, 2019:
As the truth slowly comes forward I find that his base has even gotten more silent and clumsy on Facebook. Elsewhere on conservative talk radio the claim is that the Dems want to "steal an election" and deny Trump his re-election. This makes a great many of them so very angry. As usual, it's all ...
zeuser replies on Oct 4, 2019:
Ya know, news isn't supposed to be conservative, liberal, democrat or republican. It's supposed to be simply the facts. A big part of our political mess can be traced to Reagan when he abolished the equal time requirement, leading to the absolute conflation of opinion and fact first developed by Limabugh and Fox News, but emulated and propagated by social media sources.
DenoPenno comments on Oct 4, 2019:
As the truth slowly comes forward I find that his base has even gotten more silent and clumsy on Facebook. Elsewhere on conservative talk radio the claim is that the Dems want to "steal an election" and deny Trump his re-election. This makes a great many of them so very angry. As usual, it's all ...
zeuser replies on Oct 4, 2019:
Ya know, news isn't supposed to be conservative, liberal, democrat or republican. It's supposed to be simply the facts. A big part of our political mess can be traced to Reagan when he abolished the equal time requirement, leading to the absolute conflation of opinion and fact first developed by Limabugh and Fox News, but emulated and propagated by social media sources.
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