Now let me get this straight...

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 21, 2019:

So, do you believe Any part of it?

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2019:

Nope.

Oreos would be perfect.

lerlo comments on Apr 20, 2019:

what's got 84 legs and 12 teeth? The front row at a Willie Nelson concert...

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@lerlo yeah, you're right. 😊

Oreos would be perfect.

lerlo comments on Apr 20, 2019:

what's got 84 legs and 12 teeth? The front row at a Willie Nelson concert...

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2019:

Hey now, *I've* been to a Willie Nelson concert. 🤣

He's going today?

Novelty comments on Apr 20, 2019:

That's like the line I heard about George W. Bush, he studied Spanish for two years because he was planning to visit Brazil. But they don't speak Spanish in Brazil, they speak Portuguese.

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@LenHazell53 Harmless? Well he seemed that way sometimes, but let's not get too revisionist here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_Iraq_War

Oreos would be perfect.

ProudMerrie comments on Apr 20, 2019:

You can leave them out for me too.

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2019:

You got it! 😜

Is it true or am i dreaming? Is he fucked & fired?!

mcgeo52 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Between what is in the Mueller report, which absolutely does not exonerate him, and his tax returns, which Congress will have soon, and the various other investigations at the state and federal level, it's just a matter of time. It is also a matter of timing. I would not put it past Nancy Pelosi ...

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 She didn't ask me,but if she did, I'd agree with this strategy.

Well just what the hell, Alabama? [patheos.com]

LucyLoohoo comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Is Roy Moore involved with this?

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2019:

Good question. Wouldn't surprise me a bit if he was.

Well just what the hell, Alabama? [patheos.com]

Elganned comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Vesting the powers of the state in a religious institution. Bound to be challenged in court. And the answer to your question is, "It's Alabama. What do you expect?"

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2019:

I get that this probably won't stand up against a court challenge, and I know all about the non-existent relationship between Alabama and progressive thought. Still, it's the sheer audacity to try to pull this crap in plain view that sets me back just a bit.

Have you ever seen these guys in the same room? Just sayin'.

Mofo1953 comments on Apr 13, 2019:

Not sure if exactly the same person, but definitely sure they are made of the same fecal matter.

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2019:

Yeah, you're right.

Have you ever seen these guys in the same room? Just sayin'.

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 13, 2019:

The answer, I'm hoping to see them all in the same court-room.

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue I don't think that was this guy. If it was, then yeah, you're right.

Have you ever seen these guys in the same room? Just sayin'.

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 13, 2019:

The answer, I'm hoping to see them all in the same court-room.

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2019:

Me too, although the doctor seems like he is just a harmless putz.

Funniest thing I've read today.

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Well I just feel fucking awful. Thoughts and prayers, you crook.

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2019:

@Freedompath that ship's already sailed, hon.

That strawberry business...

Mofo1953 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Wow a pretty old reference.

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2019:

It applies here. What we need is the actual mutiny.

That strawberry business...

wordywalt comments on Apr 12, 2019:

He is off his rocker much more than Captain Queg.g

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2019:

@of-the-mountain yeah, acting like he knows what he's doing. Half of his cabinet is acting too. ?

That strawberry business...

wordywalt comments on Apr 12, 2019:

He is off his rocker much more than Captain Queg.g

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2019:

Yeah, and he's a way shittier actor than Bogey too.

This sounds like a franchising opportunity.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 10, 2019:

An evil cu...bitch.

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2019:

I think you were on the right track originally.

You can see this coming. [newyorker.com]

Freedompath comments on Apr 10, 2019:

This is satirical, right? If so, this really is just confusing the landscape! What if this is all that a person caught at some point! Now, we are all loosing it! How, are people ever going to know what they are standing up for? If the media plays ‘willy nilly,’ with the real news and fake news?

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2019:

This is Borowitz in the New Yorker, it's pure satire. The probability that someone sees this and mistakes it for actual news, especially in this group, in pretty low.

You can see this coming. [newyorker.com]

Jk1960 comments on Apr 10, 2019:

So what is wrong with this. In a true capitalist state you should be able to buy why you can afford. Rich people should be able to buy what they want. If they are rich then they are smart if not they wouldn’t be rich. No where does it say everything will be fair. I mean I was born in the us....

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2019:

Sounds like you are channeling Paul Ryan.

This sounds like a franchising opportunity.

Elganned comments on Apr 10, 2019:

What do you want to bet she'll open a Christian Adoption Company to take all those adoring little nits...er, I mean *unaccompanied children* and place them in nice, loving homes. For a profit, of course--this *is* America, after all...

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2019:

That fit her MO, all right.

This sounds like a franchising opportunity.

Freedompath comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Her life will never be the same...I feel empathy for her on the one hand...I see that she attempted to make a difference...and then she attempted to use her non-existent influence...and was only ‘used,’ then she was discarded as if she never existed! This is what happens, when you fly to close ...

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2019:

No matter how hard she scrubs, that stink will be with her forever.

This sounds like a franchising opportunity.

Robecology comments on Apr 10, 2019:

I don't know if that's her just kissing up to DJT for fame and fortune...or is she sincerely racist/hationalist? I think she's got a good attitude; She seems too smart to work with him.... I think she was enforcing his BS - but got sick of it.... But she's a good looking A...kisser. isn't...

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2019:

At the very least, she's missing a moral compass. Because if she did things she didn't think was right, a moral compass wouldn't let her do them.

This sounds like a franchising opportunity.

Larry-new comments on Apr 10, 2019:

The witch hunt ends here.

zeuser replies on Apr 10, 2019:

Yeah, they caught one, right?

Trump told border patrol agents to defy law, block migrants: CNN [thehill.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2019:

I'd actually like some of these goons start breaking laws and getting marched to jail, especially if they can prove they were acting under illegally issued orders by the orange capo. That would be one way to catch him.

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2019:

@chalupacabre No, it's the same kind of cowardly chicken hawk behavior, he tells other people to do some dirty work then says he never told them to do it. It's a behavioral pattern, really.

Silly me, I ignored the warnings.

LucyLoohoo comments on Apr 6, 2019:

OH, NOOOO! Good thing we have such a wonderful health care system......

zeuser replies on Apr 6, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo No kidding? I was in the database end of marketing for a software company. Not much spinning there.

Silly me, I ignored the warnings.

LucyLoohoo comments on Apr 6, 2019:

OH, NOOOO! Good thing we have such a wonderful health care system......

zeuser replies on Apr 6, 2019:

That's what you call spin. Heh.

Silly me, I ignored the warnings.

EllenDale comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I rarely laugh outloud when I'm alone at home, but I'm sure neighbors heard this one. Thanks for the post, Zeus.

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2019:

Good. I try.?

Study: Poor African Americans in the Deep South Are Most Likely to Be Audited By the IRS

zeuser comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Don't go where the real fraud occurs. Harass the powerless. Classic class suppression.

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2019:

@Carin yeah, you're right.

Spooky laughter

davers comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Well now I know what ectoplasm actually is.

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2019:

come again? LOL

They never did figure it out either.

dave1459 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Did,'t they change it to BCE before the common era?

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2019:

You got me. I just posted it for the gag.

This is funny, but it has an important embedded message.

Merseyman1 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Great! It should be like that...

zeuser replies on Apr 5, 2019:

No argument from me there.

"Throughout history, every mystery that's ever been solved has turned out to be.

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2019:

You're onto something here, GK.

zeuser replies on Apr 4, 2019:

@GuyKeith yeah, sad but true. Persistence is important. History hinges on small individual acts.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg's Christian grace, humility message is necessary

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

The more I hear about this guy, the more I like him. I hope I like his policy ideas as much as I like him personally.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2019:

@KKGator Or if they cheat again. And they will.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg's Christian grace, humility message is necessary

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

The more I hear about this guy, the more I like him. I hope I like his policy ideas as much as I like him personally.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2019:

@KKGator Well, the talking yam smears himself, and his moronic followers love it. So I dunno if that tactic works in reverse. Mayor Pete seems like he wants to rise above it. We'll see how that plays out.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg's Christian grace, humility message is necessary

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2019:

The more I hear about this guy, the more I like him. I hope I like his policy ideas as much as I like him personally.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2019:

@KKGator My only concern is electability, and the American electorate has given new ideas support in the past. But the republican smear machine, bolstered by Fox and naked bigotry, will be a formidable obstacle.

This is satire, but you know, it's not a bad idea. [patheos.com]

Silver1wun comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Just declaring public distraction and propagation to be obscene or public indecency would be great. Make religion like sex: O.K. between consenting adults in private places but not to perform in public. People could invite others out on 'dates' to learn about Jesus, Mohammed et al or over to ...

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2019:

I believe they already have glory holes, but it's not like you are describing. Heh.

In the future when the damage is fully apparent and even the idiots try to distance themselves from ...

St-Sinner comments on Apr 2, 2019:

a low life man, can't imagine how women marry this fuck

zeuser replies on Apr 2, 2019:

The answer to most difficult questions, including this one, is money.

Put a sock in it????

zeuser comments on Apr 1, 2019:

So sock it to them, yeah?

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2019:

@HankSherman Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In.

Anyone favour a mirror site to this one, but just for atheists and agnostics?

Novelty comments on Apr 1, 2019:

I think believers should be welcomed. They can learn here.

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2019:

If they behave themselves. I don't go to evangelical sites and tell everyone how stupid they are, so religious members here ought not proselytize or judge.

Anyone favour a mirror site to this one, but just for atheists and agnostics?

mordant comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Agnostic.com really already is the mirror site you speak of. The perceived problem is the humanist.com mirror site, all of whose users are on both sites, brining in theists. However I am not sure this is the real problem. Most of the god-botherers I have bumped into are just poorly set up scammer...

zeuser replies on Apr 1, 2019:

I agree. I have a lot of confidence that the general population can handle the scammers and pin headed trolls on our own, with occasional support from the group and site admins. Having said that, if someone went to the trouble of creating a site like that and spent the time and effort promoting it, I'd take a look. But I'm with Mordant, it's not necessary.

The truth can sometimes be the wrong way to go.

Athena comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I'm not easily offended and this post is no exception. However, the word "slut" in the context of something we consider funny might be something we should reconsider. The idea that "slut" is in reference to a woman, requiring clarification when referencing men, i.e., man slut; man whore, is ...

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

@coralisthree It's a different context, and the area where you live makes a difference, but I did it with "polak". And not everyone has the same epiphany.

The white house lawyers are going over the Mueller report verrry carefully.

Charlene comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I wonder if Guiliani is snockered..lol

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

He sure sounds that way, doesn't he?

The white house lawyers are going over the Mueller report verrry carefully.

MojoDave comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Mainstream media says the WH won't see the report, or redact anything before Congress sees it. Congress is demanding to see the entire Report with nothing redacted!

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

Let's see if it happens. If they catch you in an active cover-up attempt, that can be worse than if it all came out.

The truth can sometimes be the wrong way to go.

Athena comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I'm not easily offended and this post is no exception. However, the word "slut" in the context of something we consider funny might be something we should reconsider. The idea that "slut" is in reference to a woman, requiring clarification when referencing men, i.e., man slut; man whore, is ...

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

@Athena I get what you mean. It's a valid point. Words have power. To be fair, I've never been characterized as either a slut or a stud. A stiff, but that's different. Thanks for your commentary. I'll try to be more circumspect.

The truth can sometimes be the wrong way to go.

Athena comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I'm not easily offended and this post is no exception. However, the word "slut" in the context of something we consider funny might be something we should reconsider. The idea that "slut" is in reference to a woman, requiring clarification when referencing men, i.e., man slut; man whore, is ...

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

I considered that prior to posting. Since the gag was at the expense of the guy who presumably said it, I went with it. You have to take a few risks for humor, and I think the folks here can differentiate between crudity for its own sake and a play on words indirectly criticizing the use of a problematic word and the guy who used it. I'm sorry it bothered you. ?

The truth can sometimes be the wrong way to go.

Elaine57 comments on Mar 30, 2019:

So funny. I was married to a man who would actually say such irreverant types of comments. He embarrassed me on more than one ocassion.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

Sounds like you got rid of him. Good move.

Here's a delightful coincidence, we're tired of his lard ass too! [rawstory.com]

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I'm so tired of his orange visage...

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

Me too!

Good job @SiteSupport for fixing the reaction glitch. That was quick for a Saturday. 8-)

CeliaVL comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Not fixed for me yet.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2019:

Works on my PC, but not on the app last I checked. Try using a browser.

Surprised the hell out of me!

EMC2 comments on Mar 29, 2019:

I keep looking around , as most liberals do, where is the camera. We are on Candid Camera and the vast number of citizens that support Trump are just joshing us. No was is it possible for people to be soooooo stupid and still function. Where is the fucking camera, I need to see it now, This ...

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2019:

Unfortunately, they are serious.

Rhett Butler would have approved

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Things are about to get a little hairy.

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2019:

@ToolGuy Yeah, I guess that's not a given anymore.

How many here would settle for this arrangement?

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2019:

My late mother, who expressed herself in a very earthy fashion, told me that couples stay together "as long as you are both willing to swallow each other's shit". It is always a crap shoot in that respect.

zeuser replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@JackPedigo That means swallowing on both sides. Someone always has to swallow more. Everybody happy with what each has to swallow? The relationship survives.

And we're off and running for Benghazi 2.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Like network TV, which is evidently the model we are now using to run our government, if it gets good ratings, produce a spinoff. The ignorant "base" loves this shit. It was once the case that we valued intelligence and creativity. Ah the good old days, back when people were literate and proud of ...

zeuser replies on Mar 26, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Point taken. It seems like there is more of a pride in ignorance these days and an increasing contempt for any objective knowledge that my observation maybe didn't convey. But yeah, anti - intellectualism and science denial are not new.

And we're off and running for Benghazi 2.

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Like network TV, which is evidently the model we are now using to run our government, if it gets good ratings, produce a spinoff. The ignorant "base" loves this shit. It was once the case that we valued intelligence and creativity. Ah the good old days, back when people were literate and proud of ...

zeuser replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@SeaGreenEyez I don't hate it, I truly can't comprehend how it's changing so badly for the worse.

Trump isn’t smart enough to understand how the Supreme Court is about to disempower the presidency...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2019:

This is some scary shit. As powerful as the oligarchy is right now, things will get Russia -level worse because the president is an idiot. I understand Costa Rica is friendly to American expats.

zeuser replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@camne Thanks.

Anyone wanna come with me to Dick's Sporting Goods? I need a witness!!😅😂😅

Marcel3405 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Dicks burgers. A local delicacy to sink your teeth in

zeuser replies on Mar 23, 2019:

It's quarter pounder, but if you rub the ketchup in, it turns into a half pounder.

It's done. [cnn.com]

KKGator comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Nothing is "done". Mueller's report is just the beginning. AG Barr has it, and 45's in Florida. Will 45 go back to DC, or will Barr fly to Mar-A-Lago? Or is 45 so confident, he just plays more golf? The DoJ does NOT have to release the report to anyone. At this point, the most Congress can do...

zeuser replies on Mar 22, 2019:

You nailed it on all counts.

Woman wants Trump as Dictator for America and Bannon applauds.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 21, 2019:

That bitch is crazy!

zeuser replies on Mar 21, 2019:

He's trying, but he isn't yet.

Hiding...…..

Merseyman1 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

A divorce cheaper?!

zeuser replies on Mar 20, 2019:

You don't know how much I am at the bar.

I thought for a fleeting second that our putz junior Senator here in North Kackalacky had grown a ...

Charlene comments on Mar 14, 2019:

No Kackalacky is either No.Carolina or No Dakota..hmmm

zeuser replies on Mar 14, 2019:

@Bigwavedave I've lived in Cary since 1987. It's been an adventure. ?

I thought for a fleeting second that our putz junior Senator here in North Kackalacky had grown a ...

Bigwavedave comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I cant believe you were fooled. Even for a living second. He is such a fool. You know maybe we can switch both NC senators

zeuser replies on Mar 14, 2019:

Oh I am all in there.

I thought for a fleeting second that our putz junior Senator here in North Kackalacky had grown a ...

Charlene comments on Mar 14, 2019:

No Kackalacky is either No.Carolina or No Dakota..hmmm

zeuser replies on Mar 14, 2019:

I've actually been to North Dakota, but the North Kackalacky I know and love is the land of the pine pollen, outer banks, and pulled pork.

i hope there are not many repeats in these memes

LoneDestiny comments on Mar 14, 2019:

And they seemed so eager to get that signature. Who’s teaching morals to some people?! Larry Flynt?!

zeuser replies on Mar 14, 2019:

At least Larry Flynt was a firm supporter of the first amendment.

Just on news manaford received 3.

mcgeo52 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

And I understand that he may also be facing charges in Virginia and Illinois.

zeuser replies on Mar 14, 2019:

Yeah, as soon as they sentenced him he was hit with another 13 or 14 indictments.

Roger Stone’s Attorneys Respond to Ticked Off Judge: Sorry We Gave You the Wrong Idea About the ...

KKGator comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Roger Stone really is a lowlife piece of shit. Just like everyone else in 45's orbit.

zeuser replies on Mar 12, 2019:

You have to admit, he's bad even considering the other criminals.

Looking forward to International Atheist Day!

zeuser comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Around my house, every day is atheist day. We celebrate life before death. 😊 Usually with wine. 🍷

zeuser replies on Mar 11, 2019:

@artistrobfuller We are legion. 😁

For sure.

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2019:

They all freaked when he wore a frigging tan suit, FFS.

zeuser replies on Mar 9, 2019:

@HippieChick58 You're probably right!

John Kelly Unloads: Working for Trump Was Awful, and His Wall Is Stupid Trump’s former chief of ...

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Kelly is a weak willed twat, similar to if Hitler fired Himmler.

zeuser replies on Mar 9, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow Too little, and waaay too fucking late.

Trump revokes Obama rule on reporting drone strike deaths 07 March 2019 US & Canada ...

Surfpirate comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Winning hearts and minds no doubt about it. Next he will want drone strikes along the US borders before turning inward on his own people.

zeuser replies on Mar 7, 2019:

Only the democrats.

Please pass the wings.

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I never considered that. You're right!

zeuser replies on Mar 4, 2019:

@ProudMerrie I dunno. I'd rather use a wet wipe than a rubber. Never liked rubbers. Now that bat has been taken out of my hands. Heh.

Looks like somebody had a plan, and somebody didn't.

LucyLoohoo comments on Mar 1, 2019:

And he painfully LIMPS up the stairs....bone spur pain is SO awful...... Seriously...wouldn't you like to know what he was thinking?

zeuser replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo I pass on that idea.

Looks like somebody had a plan, and somebody didn't.

LucyLoohoo comments on Mar 1, 2019:

And he painfully LIMPS up the stairs....bone spur pain is SO awful...... Seriously...wouldn't you like to know what he was thinking?

zeuser replies on Mar 1, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo Many internationally recognized psychiatric experts have weighed in on this already. He is delusional and lives in his own reality. To him, all the insane shit he says is real, not something he cooked up in a fever dream.

Looks like somebody had a plan, and somebody didn't.

LucyLoohoo comments on Mar 1, 2019:

And he painfully LIMPS up the stairs....bone spur pain is SO awful...... Seriously...wouldn't you like to know what he was thinking?

zeuser replies on Mar 1, 2019:

There are no thoughts in that lacquered skull. Just loose cranial material that sort of sloshes around.

You could, I guess, make this case. But I like people who didn't get shot down, ok?

Tommy19 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

When there is a summit, it's normal to have a draft resolution before you go. But Trump says he prefers to trust his instinct!

zeuser replies on Feb 28, 2019:

That's exactly how you drive 5 casinos into bankruptcy and let the ruskies control you.

Whatever you say will be half memorized, then repeated at the most inappropriate moment you can ...

Zoohome comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I always tell my son to talk in Portuguese when speaking of someone else, regardless of what he will say

zeuser replies on Feb 28, 2019:

My folks used to speak Polish so I wouldn't understand. The result is that I know the English set up for a lot of dirty jokes, but all the punchlines I know are in Polish.

You could, I guess, make this case. But I like people who didn't get shot down, ok?

Robecology comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Trump got tired of being called a "patsy" so finally he took his own advice and stood up to KJU....personally, I think it was because DJT had to sit in the little chairs while they reserved the taller chairs for KJU....did you notice? ...

zeuser replies on Feb 28, 2019:

Oooo, and I bet Kim got a third scoop of ice cream too! That'd make *me* mad enough to pick up my balls and go home. LOL

Violation of the 8th Amendment? People doing life for nonviolent crime..[democracynow.org]

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2019:

When you can crater the entire US economy and cause unemployment and recession and walk free even after everyone knows you are guilty, but serve life in prison for stealing gas from a truck while being black, that sounds like it's unconstitutional and unAmerician.

zeuser replies on Feb 28, 2019:

@OwlInASack The trend toward oligarchy and wealth disparity have each been shamefully American phenomena. A lot of us here would love to change it.

This is a good idea for doing an end run around the silly electoral college that evidently is ...

Frctnal comments on Feb 26, 2019:

The electoral college has to go.

zeuser replies on Feb 26, 2019:

It would really need to be a negotiated political process leading to a constitutional amendment. The electoral college was itself a very sticky compromise. The system they put into place to replace it would also have to be a give and take to get it through the 35 state legislatures that an amendment requires.

This is a good idea for doing an end run around the silly electoral college that evidently is ...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2019:

The problem is not JUST the electoral college. We have had disproportionate representation since 1911 when the house was limited to 435 seats. A vote in Wyoming, Montana, North and South Dakota, Vermont and Alaska count more than a vote in any other state. If it were proportional Ca would have 70...

zeuser replies on Feb 26, 2019:

Yeah, but this is a step in the right direction just related to presidential elections. One problem at a time. Disproportionality should be a federal legislative priority though, I agree with you there.

Not sure where I stand on this because of the age of this cross monument and how it speaks to a ...

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Sell the land and the monument to some rich theist goober. No buyers? Tear it down, build another one that isn't a fucking cross. People don't like that? They can chip in to buy it. That's all I got.

zeuser replies on Feb 26, 2019:

@mojo5501 And I would have absolutely no problem with that.

Art of the Deal - a Timeline

Science-guy comments on Feb 24, 2019:

He is the best negotiator. Just ask him.

zeuser replies on Feb 24, 2019:

Nobody knows more about negotiating than he does, believe him. Everybody is saying that. LOL

I must have missed the second part of the memo... ?

CallMeDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I arrive dressed as happily retired every day.

zeuser replies on Feb 21, 2019:

I know, no dress code for that. It's sweet, isn't it?

Any guesses on who has been forging Nobel Peace Prize nominations for Trump? [m.dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2019:

This is clearly ridiculous. The forger obviously meant to nominate the stable genius for the Nobel Prize for Physics. Far more believable.

zeuser replies on Feb 21, 2019:

@ATDayHiker Either one. Or maybe chemistry, since his cabinet members have such good chemistry with each other for as long as they last.

Trump "has a toad penis, and a yeti bush".

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Oh man, and you are telling us this why?

zeuser replies on Feb 19, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow OK, but that's still a nauseating mental image. I'll allow your intentions were good. ?

Martha Stewart is ok in my book. [scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net]

HippieChick58 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Ordinarily I don't like her, but this is redemption.

zeuser replies on Feb 19, 2019:

Even a blind pig can find an acorn every once in a while.

I know the people who do this won't care, and I really don't care either except I don't like ...

altschmerz comments on Feb 14, 2019:

First! On yours.

zeuser replies on Feb 15, 2019:

Good job. ?

DonaldJTrumpJrs message to young conservatives: "Keep up that fight.

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2019:

This is supposed to be the "smart one", yeah? Gawd what a family of butt plugs.

zeuser replies on Feb 12, 2019:

@Science-guy Good point.

Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?

KKGator comments on Feb 12, 2019:

They don't like him for many of the same reasons why loads of us here don't like him. He's trash. He lies. He's corrupt. He attacks our allies unnecessarily. He's a danger to international security. There is NOTHING to like about 45. I find anyone who claims to like him to be someone I ...

zeuser replies on Feb 12, 2019:

@KKGator No argument there.

Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?

KKGator comments on Feb 12, 2019:

They don't like him for many of the same reasons why loads of us here don't like him. He's trash. He lies. He's corrupt. He attacks our allies unnecessarily. He's a danger to international security. There is NOTHING to like about 45. I find anyone who claims to like him to be someone I ...

zeuser replies on Feb 12, 2019:

A lot of his supporters don't necessarily like him, but they hate the "libtards" and support him to "own the libtards".

He was always a clueless, entitled POS. [mobile.twitter.com]

Redheadedgammy comments on Feb 11, 2019:

He has been a clueless asshole his entire life. Why no one has punched him in his fat face is a mystery to me....

zeuser replies on Feb 12, 2019:

Well, bodyguards, and now the secret service.

[facebook.com] Much to admire about Mohammed Ali. Refused to go to Vietnam.

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I loved Ali. He had his faults, especially given how viciously and shamefully he used racial tropes to belittle Philly's Smokin' Joe Frazier for example. But on the whole he was a beautiful guy with a big heart and the fastest hands of any heavyweight that ever lived. He lived with the courage of ...

zeuser replies on Feb 10, 2019:

@ipdg77 Here's a good summary: https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-muhammad-ali-joe-frazier-villain-perspec-0609-md-20160608-story.html An excerpt: *"Frazier was the worst of Ali's bad guys, but Ali was the real villain. In three memorable fights, Ali callously referred to Frazier in appalling racial terms — specifically as a "gorilla" and an "Uncle Tom" — while portraying himself as the hero of the oppressed African-American. In Ali's narrative, Frazier was simply a tool of white America."*

[facebook.com] Much to admire about Mohammed Ali. Refused to go to Vietnam.

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I loved Ali. He had his faults, especially given how viciously and shamefully he used racial tropes to belittle Philly's Smokin' Joe Frazier for example. But on the whole he was a beautiful guy with a big heart and the fastest hands of any heavyweight that ever lived. He lived with the courage of ...

zeuser replies on Feb 10, 2019:

@ipdg77 My understanding is that the entire thing started as a way to hype the fights, but Ali took it a bit too far. Joe Frazier resented Ali characterizing him as an ape, going so far as to bring a toy gorilla to a press conference and smacking it around, and he remained bitter until the day he died. It was the one blind spot in Ali's otherwise stellar life.

Have you gone on a date with someone you met on this site?

creative51 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

No women on line here crazy enough to go out with me!

zeuser replies on Feb 8, 2019:

Oh man, you haven't been paying attention. Yeah, there are. 8-)

Well... I doubt he can count beyond twenty on fingers and toes, anyway...

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2019:

21 if he uses all of his digits. Maybe 20 and a half.

zeuser replies on Feb 8, 2019:

@Elganned There are a number of women, I'd guess, who wish they could forget it.

Red balls...

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I would bet money it was intentional. The speaker seems to know all kinds of things about psychology, symbolism, and high level subtle trolling.

zeuser replies on Feb 6, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Check with the speaker, she'd tell you one way or the other.

McConnell and Donald are two of a kind .

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Turtle McC is an odious bottom feeder on the same ruble-denominated payroll as the orange mobster that hijacked the white house. He reeks of Putin's smegma.

zeuser replies on Feb 1, 2019:

@silverotter11 Don't ask me, ask McConnell. Or the big orange bopper. They'd know.

Why does he get such a pass by the Christians on his religion since it's pretty well known he didn't...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2019:

You make the common mistake of thinking that his "christian" supporters are actually motivated by their religion and a sense of morality. They are not. They support this idiot because he doesn't hinder and in fact facilitates their ability to discriminate against people of color, immigrants, ...

zeuser replies on Jan 31, 2019:

@Freedompath Even using abortion as a moral reason is shaky - it's less about religion and more about controlling women and exerting ownership over their bodies. That's why they could not care any less about kids once they are born, as you note.

Mad Mag..very interesting and check out the date.. over 20 yrs ago.

Freedompath comments on Jan 30, 2019:

His basic skill is lying! My holy smokes ? ...why are there any people supporting this lunatic...has this country gone mad?

zeuser replies on Jan 30, 2019:

No! He cheated! The russkies helped him with complicit cooperation from him and his staff! And votes were suppressed!! Don't forget ANY of that!

For People Dating! Name One Kind Of "G" Rated Picture Of A Person That Is An Immediate Turn Off

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Pictures that include: guns, Trump gear, evangelical or other religious books or artifacts, visible dirt on the body or face, confederate flag anywhere in the frame, T-Shirt with a wingnut trope like "Kill the libtards" on self or others in the picture. These get the left swipe treatment.

zeuser replies on Jan 30, 2019:

@DeStijl Not a problem with me if she does, but we ain't gonna go out and get a pizza together.

Poor Roger Stone, poor baby! [nydailynews.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2019:

What a putz. Stone is a stone cold liar from way back, and traffics in hyperbole and bullshit.

zeuser replies on Jan 30, 2019:

@Closeted The kind who made his bones with Nixon.

Still rolling back the clock. How long will it take to fix all the damage? [patheos.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Shit like this reeeeally turns my crank. It's bad enough that innocent young minds are exposed to this sort of indoctrination by their own parents, now they want to be able to spread the same dogma to everyone's children *on the public's dime*. This is about unAmerican as you can get, and there is ...

zeuser replies on Jan 29, 2019:

@Science-guy Maybe not immediately, but my hope is that we can stop this shit in the future.

Oh Mikey,Mikey, Mikey..

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I always thought that was the look he makes after a wet fart.

zeuser replies on Jan 26, 2019:

@Charlene Ooooo, that's harsh. Funny AF, don't get me wrong. But....ouch.