ONE MORE DAY of 2020.

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2020:

Thanks, Tink, we all needed this. <3

Trump Works for the Dems? [truthout.org]

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2020:

Using "Trump" and "work" in the same sentence is, in itself, laughable bullshit. No, he is what he has always been for the Russkies, the racists, the tax cutters, the evangelical right, and the vote suppressors: a useful idiot - an ignorant tool led down the primrose path by his own pathologies, acting solely on his crude and disgusting impulses which skilled manipulators have carefully cultivated and activated. He should be in jail, together with the entire Keystone Kops crime family, of which he is the capo. He is worse than the shit I scrape from the bottom of my shoes, and just about as intelligent.

Bill, is that you?

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2020:

Tres embarrassing! LOL

Yeah that kind of new year

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2020:

I'm going. It's the only place I've been invited.

Zoologists Thrilled After Successfully Getting Pair Of Bengal Tigers To 69 In Captivity

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2020:

That's a pussy eatin' pussy, no matter which way you look at it. LOL

Xavier has a solution, he does not sleep.

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Also, it allows them to avoid asking the embarrassing question "What's your name again, baby?"

I hate it when that happens.

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Reminds me of a joke, I'll just tell you the punchline. "You didn't bring me here just to listen to some asshole sing, did you?"

I love the way Dominion has made all these liars STFU and retract themselves. [businessinsider.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Yeah, but the well is already poisoned, the wide coalition of morons now believes all the claims the other morons are making, but not proving.

I'm a level 4.

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2020:

The best part about level 4's is that they eventually grow up and become level 5's. :)

Come on, I got bill to pay!

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2020:

The sad but predictable effects of inflation affect us all. LOL

Is Dry January a thing in USA?

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2020:

Dude..

'bout sums it up...

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2020:

How would you get a better extended warranty for your car?

Hope this works. Pence the kingmaker?

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2020:

Dumb ham-fisted stunts cooked up by fucking nitwits. When you are pinning your hopes on a strategy recommended by Stalin, I would suggest that you *at least* rethink your strategy. But hey wingnuts, y'all do you. LOL

Tweety has been telling his followers they'll need some of his quality air travel to keep up with ...

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2020:

Interesting level of conceit. Nothing new, we've been watching it for decades prior to the electoral mistake of 2016. Ya know, Trump once owned an entire airline. Guess what happened to the airline. Just guess.

Funny new Years GIF

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2020:

Nooooooo!

I found this depiction of the crucifixion of Tweety on his follower's page.

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2020:

Jab that sucker in knuckles deep, Nancy! LOL

As a minimalist since well before it became a pop-culture thing, this resonates with me.

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2020:

The more things you own, the more things own you.

How come hurricanes never disappear in the Bermuda triangle?

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2020:

Union rules.

Call them like they are

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2020:

Oh how I would have loved to hear what Groucho would have to say about this cesspool we've created if he was still alive.

If you've never seen any of Jordan Klepper's interviews with trump supporters, this one will give ...

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2020:

Every time I see this guy interviewing "the base", I never know whether to be sad, angry, just laugh, or simply walk away. It is sad, infuriating, hilarious, and disturbing all at the same time. I run into these types pretty frequently here in NC, and it never works to try and reason with them - as Klepper has made a nice side hustle doing.

Tweety is growing much more agitated lately and it now seems he's growing a scrotum under his chin.

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2020:

A nutsack on a nutcase. There's a certain poetry to it. LOL

St Peter was sitting at the gate to heaven and had to use the restroom.

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Always a couple of strings attached.

My Kind of Present!: [occupydemocrats.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 25, 2020:

As Rush enters the world of feeding tubes and catheters, he leaves the airwaves a filthier and less respected place. He both sucks and swallows, and his name will live alongside Tokyo Rose, Axis Sally, Goebbels, and Baghdad Bob. He won the race to the very bottom years ago, and now simply floats to the surface, tits down, bobbing in an ocean of his own bile.

Just a smile for the skeptic agnostics :-D

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2020:

A nice picture of what we might accurately describe as my dating pool. *sigh*

Santa's High Wire Act, not working out so well.

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Should've given the damn reindeer their damn raise and skipped this shit. Heh.

If the ho fits..

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Not for long it won't. LOL

Oops that got by someone

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2020:

This was when Mary invented the reach around. It was a miracle. LOL

“Many of us pursue pleasure with such haste that we hurry past it”...........Soren Kierkegaard.

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2020:

I hear they have a salve that works for some guys.

Too funny not to share!

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Soon thereafter, barbecue sauce came into being.

Don't spend that stimulus check yet...Trump vetoed the latest coronavirus bill

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Tossing turds into the air. The twilight of this administration, if that's what you want to call it. JFC

Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for Dec. 20, 2020. On Covidiots.

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Doonesbury has gotten me through Nixon, Reagan, the two Bushes, fucking Clinton, and now the current wave of ignorance engendered by the mutant orangutan.

Private Bankers Race to the Exit?: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Criminal bosses figure this out when it's too late, nobody is really your friend. What would you bet that these two were on the receiving end of a fair number of kickbacks on those loans, and now would like nothing better than to disappear, change identities, and access their money from their secret accounts in the caymans?

Well that is nice to know, I've been classed by his parents, laughingly btw, as a "Corruptive ...

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Keep telling that boy the truth, Uncle T, he knows who to trust and also who spews horseshit. His mom and dad sound pretty cool too.

Trump, and the KKK Act: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2020:

This would be a good start.

Wonder how much a pardon for murder is worth?

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Of course. Whatever you can monetize. A buck is a buck. JFC

That Time of Year There is no war on Christmas, no matter what right-wing media says.

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2020:

I do not worry about what my hindi cashiers say around this time of year. I just like to hear how they talk, I really do. LOL

I don't know, doesn't appear to be double blind...

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2020:

This does not pass the transitivity test. Doctors don't have time for this gag anymore, I would speculate. It depends on who is laughing, and who is being laughed at.

Characteristic Incompetence: [bloomberg.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2020:

We all congratulate ourselves that we rejected him at the ballot box.That was good. Here comes the hangover.

29 Days Mother fucker!

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Yeah, there will be an entire parade of lasts in the coming month. I like how it's trending. LOL

I've not seen or spoken to my mother in two and a half years despite the fact that she lives just 75...

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2020:

I'm so sorry. You can't keep it inside forever because it sure enough has to come out. The way forward is almost always unclear, I know. May harmony find you. <3

The repuglicans should boycott the Georgia election and concentrate on getting tRump reelected ;) ...

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Repub's are masters of voter suppression. Their targeting discipline is definitely slipping, however. Interesting to watch a group of people slicing off their noses to teach their face a lesson. Good job Commando Flynn! LOL

'Tis the season.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Don't get your head stuck in the jar again, Pooh-bear!

You are gonna have to dig a lot deeper than that.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Guy: "Wait a minute, is that a hanging chad I feel?" Gal: "WooOOO, I don't think so, but keep looking!"

a short version of the truth ...[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Yeah, that about covers it. Too bad Tiny Tim didn't make it past the editors, but ok. LOL

Friends, member, Ladies, Gentlemen and Children as well, PLEASE remember to take an umbrella with IF...

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

This sounds like a medieval explanation of snow. *Yes, children, here is a demi-god who travels the world, and his jizm fills the frozen heavens at the solstice. And this is what we call snow. * I dunno, I think I can pitch this to Netflix, ya think? LOL

And already there a problems with distribution. What happened to using the military?

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

He's saving the military for the coup. JK Maybe.

A few Saturday funnies:

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Good ones, tink! You gotta give that year wheel a spin to get close, and then again. LOL

At least that's my excuse...

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Lived through --- so far.

Gotta luv a guy with morals...

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Gotta love those scrubbing bubbles. amIright?

I am so fucking sick of the fucking idiots claiming voter fraud for Biden's win.

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I know an incoming chief of staff who says the same thing.

Lana has a point.

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

A moving name.

I laughed at this - not gonna lie

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Defiant laugh, but with a penis-y accent.

I've always thought it should be... [babylonbee.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Put it to a vote!

Thinking outside the box, I like it! :-D

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Well that's just nuts.

Sargasm...

zeuser comments on Dec 18, 2020:

I know someone who can bring me to multiple sargasms. LOL

Local Police report.

zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Aww, the poor snake.

1,800-year-old altar to pagan god Pan hidden in a Byzantine church | Live Science

zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Pan was one of those demi-gods who, if you were in his territory and you dropped your hat, you kicked it home.

Once a coward, always a coward. [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Take your boss with you, don't come back.

No More Please!

zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Two of these knobs are way more than enough.

Appropriate title for him

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

I would revive public hangings for this guy and his enablers.

It's official just before Joe moves in

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Don't forget the veep's place, the domicile of the walking dead.

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago neighbours initiate legal action to stop him moving there when he leaves White ...

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Who the fuck would want this insane, narcissistic, cheating water buffalo and his always-shitting-on-everything grifting family as neighbors?

It's Over: Watch MAGA Elector Confronted By Certified Vote On Live TV | The Beat With Ari Melber ...

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

For the first part, the guy in the middle looked like he was doing a cold reaction duet on TikTok. Good job by Ari holding this idiot's feet to the fire. Deflection and lies, repeated over and over, are all these buffoons have. It's all they've ever had. Good video.

Jeffrey Rosen, Barr's Replacement As A.

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Well, it's not like we were expecting anyone without shit stains on their nose. This checks that box.

Borrowed from FB: Novelist Hari Kunzru has a special way with words.

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Never heard of this guy. I may have to buy one of his books, just on general principles.

Just spreading Christmas cheer.

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Could be a problem for customers who are secretly werewolves.

Went to visit my dad this past weekend and stopped at a rest area along the way.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Dumbasses can be very persistent. Dumbass Nazi jerkoffs though, that's another dimension of stubborn.

100 percent correct.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

He's fucking a lot of things up on his way out, but yeah, it's a blast to watch him come apart at the seams.

Is this going to change?

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

She may want a big Boner Billy dog, but you're in trouble if you are packing a can of vienna sausage.

36 days to go

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Good batch, Glenn. The uphold/hold up confusion - maybe the whole problem is that they are dyslexic. Nah.

I have often thought how could German people allow the atrocities of the Nazi regime, I found their ...

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

I certainly don't have any answers. Making the confederate battle flag or the swastika your symbol sort of marks you as a dead ender, someone who identifies with the losing side but doesn't care. How do you un-brainwash anyone, how do you get them to renounce their bigotries? I don't think there is any proven solution here. I wish someone would prove me wrong.

I guess that's not what she was expecting.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Sometimes, Uncle Cole just wants to feel...special, ok?

Lean Protein

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

The Baskin diet. LOL

Falwelling for Trump? [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Of course it's illegal. That's precisely why they do it.

Now senor cheeto is threatening to jail the repuglican governor of GA and it's secretary of state.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Yeah, get Bill Barr to do it, he'll do anything! Oh....wait...

Hit the nail on the head!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

First, the wool must cover the eyes.

Incorrect bone holding.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

At least he's carrying it in his mouth, so there's a silver lining for you.

Bill Barr has resigned (The Guardian). The administration is crumbling :)

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

This stopped being an administration, as the term is usually understood, a long time ago. It has been a post-policy criminal enterprise for a while - a new version of Murder Inc.. Barr's departure marks the loss of its chief button man.

FIRST TIME SEX A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with ...

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

I blame religion. LOL

From AARP : The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19 .

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

One of my friends told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

The Craziness of The Wannabe King Tweety the 45th.

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Yell in each other's maskless tooth-challenged faces, you fuckwits, and catch the covid for all our sakes. Hoax yourselves to death.

All over now for the orange traitor and his cohorts in the deluded republitard party.

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

They need to get at least one senator and one representative to object to the electoral count, then they debate it separately. Both houses of congress have to agree to the objection. With the House of representatives in firm democratic control, I don't see that happening. In fact, there hasn't been a senator yet who will brand him or herself a traitor in the eyes of history for this quixotic horseshit, but they only need just one. This looks like it, not that there was ever any doubt.

Eric finally wins something, and then Donnie pardons Ivanka anyway

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

I'd watch it.

Alex Jones faces calls for arrest after apparent Biden threat [independent.

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

I've often wondered how assbags like Jones manage to avoid prosecution for this kind of bullshit.

I never thought about it, but...

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

You really don't need to be logical when you gots the xmas magic working for you. LOL

I'm offended on behalf of the pig

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2020:

They each like to eat garbage.

This is hilarious love it

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

YAAAA HAHAHAHA!

The Border Wall Has Been 'Absolutely Devastating' for People and Wildlife | Audubon

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

You can do anything when you never face any consequences. I don't know, anymore.

Now, doesn't this merit a NO SHIT, SHERLOCK more than anything else? [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

You lose Karl, well. You lose.

Where the answer is better than the question! :-D

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Good way to approach it.

Joke of the year for 2020. Whats the best way to milk sheep?

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Placement of the wool over the eyes of the sheep is a key component of this approach.

Just hilarious to see these corrupt assholes get at it! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Barr will face a jail sentence for the shit he pulled in the service of a traitor and criminal.

That's walmart alright

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Cheeky humor. Heh.

“They fuck you up, your mum and dad.

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Aww, that's a little harsh.

Now that we've seen him in action it's just a matter of interpreting his body language, even with ...

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2020:

It has never been a mystery what a flim flam man this asshole is. He'll keep doing it until someone makes him stop, in or out of office. Tens of millions will still support him one way or the other.

This is more effort than I've put in, and it's inspiring!

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2020:

If people can't appreciate the concept and the execution of the theme, well. That's their problem. Nicely done. :)

Biden is totally boring- but sure as hell is more interesting, than Dump.

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2020:

I thought about this. Nope.

SCOTUS Says, in Essence, "Shove it, Shithole Person!" [thehill.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2020:

I've read 4 or 5 different articles about this in different websites. They all cover the same thing, the details are all the same, yet I enjoyed reading each one all the way to the end.

Straight and to the point 👍 [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Dec 12, 2020:

The final gasp will be when his henchmen in congress object to the electors . Objections have to be debated and voted on by both houses. I don't see this going Putin's way.

Oddly wholesome

zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Before VCR, before the internet, we had hardcopy.