He forgot about the northern border(s). [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Said the wolf, "tastes like chicken, specifically KFC original recipe."

zeuser replies on Jan 20, 2019:

@Science-guy wolves are alright with that.

Because Mexico is known to have so many Muslims.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

For someone who lies so much, you'd think he'd be better at it. Sheesh.

zeuser replies on Jan 18, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow I guess it's a legitimate affliction. But we should treat the affliction, not elect it to be fucking president.

Because Mexico is known to have so many Muslims.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2019:

For someone who lies so much, you'd think he'd be better at it. Sheesh.

zeuser replies on Jan 18, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow Someone said that if you ask him what time it is, he'll lie JUST for the practice. I think a lot of his lies are simple reflex. You know, like the gag reflex but less honest. Well, it's easier to fool someone than to convince that same person he or she has been fooled. That's the basis of his electoral success. Plus Russians.

Freud said that young girls suffer from penis envy.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2019:

A lot of what Freud thought was full of shit. So I wouldn't read too much into this omission.

zeuser replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@genessa Ah, I see. Good, we agree. ?

Freud said that young girls suffer from penis envy.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2019:

A lot of what Freud thought was full of shit. So I wouldn't read too much into this omission.

zeuser replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@genessa yeah, but what about no vagina envy in his oeuvre? I don't read too much into that omission.

Federal Watchdog Finds Government Ignored Emoluments Clause With Trump Hotel January 16, 20194:15...

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2019:

This is shocking. I am shocked.

zeuser replies on Jan 16, 2019:

@EllenDale To not be shocked means you think it's normal. This shit is not normal. I know all about the wars. Not sure what poutine is though, I have to look that up.

I call this, "Mike Pence Goes Undercover In Attempt To Thwart Gay Agenda"

Elganned comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Can anyone explain to me what the "Gay Agenda" is? I've asked all the Christians I know, but nobody's been able to articulate it.

zeuser replies on Jan 16, 2019:

As I understand it, it's 2 parts: 1- Leave us the fuck alone, and we'll leave you alone. 2- We have the same rights that everyone else does.

Pelosi just told 45 to put his State of the Union address in writing, because due to the shutdown, ...

thinktwice comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Gotta admire a woman who can use her brain to castrate him...sadly, he probably misses half of her sarcasm and wit just from his sheer stupidity...whoosh...way over his head...

zeuser replies on Jan 16, 2019:

Well, Coulter and Hannity have the job explaining stuff like that to him, so...

GOD BLESS TRUMP! Some analysts have raised fears that U.

zeuser comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I understand that Kraft is moving its corporate HQ to Israel. Yeah, they're changing the name of the company to "Cheeses of Nazareth".

zeuser replies on Jan 14, 2019:

@phoenixone1 I'll be here all week. Tip your servers. Try the scampi. 8-)

Off with his head!

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

zeuser replies on Jan 13, 2019:

@Redheadedgammy I think the advice is for us, not the orange jabroni. ?

Off with his head!

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

zeuser replies on Jan 13, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Heh, I think Santyana had a broader perspective, but I see your point. ?

I'm feeling a little betrayed. I just found out my KY Jelly isn't from Kentucky at all.

PalacinkyPDX comments on Jan 12, 2019:

And here I always assumed that was one of the 'herbs and spices' in KFC.

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2019:

Ooo, look those drumsticks over before you eat em. ?

But I wanna work and not get paid! [yahoo.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Many different threads infect the fevered mind of the current arsewipe in chief: insanity, delusion, deliberate fabrication, paranoia, sadistic intent, cruelty, entitlement, greed, hubris, narcissism. You will not find: logic, reason, empathy, honesty, policy goals, coherence, adequate vocabulary, ...

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2019:

@luvs2laugh I'll check it out.

But I wanna work and not get paid! [yahoo.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Many different threads infect the fevered mind of the current arsewipe in chief: insanity, delusion, deliberate fabrication, paranoia, sadistic intent, cruelty, entitlement, greed, hubris, narcissism. You will not find: logic, reason, empathy, honesty, policy goals, coherence, adequate vocabulary, ...

zeuser replies on Jan 12, 2019:

@luvs2laugh No, who is the author?

Trump rejects shutdown deal Republicans negotiated with Republicans | MSNBC

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2019:

He just wants to declare a national emergency. It's a new toy, like revoking press credentials was, like revoking security clearances was, like shutting the government down itself was. He doesn't have a party, he wants it to be all him *even when people agree with him.*

zeuser replies on Jan 11, 2019:

@slydr68 I certainly think he's gonna try. I don't think it will work, but yeah, he's gonna give it a shot.

Sooo, he tells it like it is.....

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2019:

And he owns the libtards, that's important. RME

zeuser replies on Jan 11, 2019:

@Leafhead Oh, I can see it, buddy. Try harder to see when people are agreeing with you. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=RME

Sooo, he tells it like it is.....

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2019:

And he owns the libtards, that's important. RME

zeuser replies on Jan 11, 2019:

@Leafhead Calm down partner. RME = rolling my eyes. And I'd suggest you be more circumspect before calling someone fucking retarded, okay?

one more anti wall reason

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Maybe another wall?

zeuser replies on Jan 10, 2019:

You try that shit in South Philly, let's just say it won't work. ?

Shit is getting real here in North Kackalacky.

Our_existence comments on Jan 10, 2019:

This is a frightening time. I have never wished anyone dead before, but for tRump... I'll make an exception.

zeuser replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@Freedompath Remind me not to piss you off!

Shit is getting real here in North Kackalacky.

Our_existence comments on Jan 10, 2019:

This is a frightening time. I have never wished anyone dead before, but for tRump... I'll make an exception.

zeuser replies on Jan 10, 2019:

I want to take him alive, personally, and lock his ass up.

Shit is getting real here in North Kackalacky.

Charliesey comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Need to get rid of the electoral college now. He shouldn’t even be our president. He received 3 million less votes.

zeuser replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Lots of the votes he did get were fraudulently obtained, too.

Though not strictly related to the overweight orange buffoon, I did get out to see "Vice" the other ...

KKGator comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Yeah, I'm still fairly freakin' appalled that so many people seem to have forgotten what a shitstorm Dubya's "administration" was. Just because 45 is fucking disaster, doesn't mean GWB should get a pass. Haven't seen the movie yet. Might be a while before I do. I have a long memory, and I don't...

zeuser replies on Jan 10, 2019:

It's a laughing while you are crying kind of movie, not played for laughs but a lot of dark humor and breaking the 4th wall. Steve Carrell is brilliant as "Rummy", and Bale's Cheyney is off-the - hook good.

While they say it's not likely to happen, this would be another shot to the foot by "president" ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 9, 2019:

That'd be awesome! Poor donnie won't be able to take a shit!

zeuser replies on Jan 9, 2019:

Not sure that would necessarily be the best thing. But I'd go with it for the entertainment value.

While they say it's not likely to happen, this would be another shot to the foot by "president" ...

Charlene comments on Jan 9, 2019:

They should ask for installments on the monies owed..and have debt collectors call the W.H about it..nonstop..lol

zeuser replies on Jan 9, 2019:

Switchboards at the WH are shut down. Debt collectors can't get through. And, TBH, neither can anyone else. Coincidence?

While they say it's not likely to happen, this would be another shot to the foot by "president" ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Cut it off.. Cut it off...

zeuser replies on Jan 9, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty You can cut off more than one thing, you know. LOL

More winning.

Elganned comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Wouldn't it be lovely if this ended with overrides of whatever vetoes he issues? But that would mean enough Republicans abandoning him to make it work, which I don't see--yet.

zeuser replies on Jan 9, 2019:

Soon. When they see their own careers in jeopardy, they'll turn on him like his ex-wife in divorce court.

Good things are happening--coal mines are closing--under the Trump administration, despite all his ...

KKGator comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Saw that earlier today. I wonder just how many of his supporters in coal country are finally starting to understand that he lied to them? Between the coal miners and the farmers, he really should lose a large chunk of his supporters. Whether he does or not is another matter entirely. Too many 45 ...

zeuser replies on Jan 7, 2019:

@EMC2 When I say they do it to own the libtards, that is pretty much the primary motivation - to validate their ignorance by rubbing the Russian financed presidential "victory" in the faces of people who they've been conditioned to irrationally hate. So the best technique, smile, don't engage, talk about gardening or something. You can't fix willful ignorance.

Good things are happening--coal mines are closing--under the Trump administration, despite all his ...

KKGator comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Saw that earlier today. I wonder just how many of his supporters in coal country are finally starting to understand that he lied to them? Between the coal miners and the farmers, he really should lose a large chunk of his supporters. Whether he does or not is another matter entirely. Too many 45 ...

zeuser replies on Jan 7, 2019:

In Kentucky or in West Virginia, they'd vote for him no matter what even if they admit that they know that he's been lying to them all along. You know, to own the libtards.

Cat or Dog?

sfvpool comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I don't admit to having either. I'm very careful about what I post on-line and I don't want someone in two hundred years to accuse me of something considered immoral at that time, of something that was normal in my time.

zeuser replies on Jan 7, 2019:

Really? In two hundred years everybody you knew and everybody who knew the people you knew will be dead. That is the PERFECT time for people to criticize you. I doubt, for example, that Thomas Jefferson gives a rat's ass now about the fact that people realize he was railing one of his slaves. Let them talk!

Keurig or French Press?

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I had a Keurig for years, very convenient but terrible for the environment. When I heard the inventor regretted ever inventing it because of the ecological impact of the discarded plastic cups, I switched to a French press about a year ago. It's a little more work, but much better for Mother Earth.

zeuser replies on Jan 7, 2019:

@mykhael Yeah, I had one of those reusable filters too. It sort of defeated the convenience which is why I was using it to begin with, and I wasn't that crazy about the quality of the brew I was getting. If you are satisfied with making and drinking your cup of joe that way, it certainly is a better ethical choice. Happy java to you.

Keurig or French Press?

michaelj comments on Jan 7, 2019:

French press is the best. Coffee as dark or light as you want. Simple and easy.

zeuser replies on Jan 7, 2019:

@mykhael I drain the grounds into a sieve and discard them in the normal trash. Yeah, a little bit more work. I also grind my own beans.

It's Christmas in Carolina, it's Christmas all over the place. 8-) [youtube.com]

rsmith61616 comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Thought you are agnostic

zeuser replies on Jan 6, 2019:

I am, and I'm also atheist. The Squirrel Nut Zippers sing about what it's like here around the 25th. I can like that song and still be ag and ath.

Epic tweet: Don't like Mother fucker?

zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Semi - conscious? You think?

zeuser replies on Jan 6, 2019:

@NoMagicCookie Yeah, that sounds more accurate!

Pilots association issues letter to Trump about the shutdown. [inc.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I agree that this won't really impress our orange overweight version of Marie Antoinette, however it may give some of the republican senators, at least those not on the Kremlin's payroll, some sort of clue that this is making them all look foolish - at the minimum. The best way out is for both ...

zeuser replies on Jan 6, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo You got some wicked song-writing skills, Lucy. Happy to act as your muse. 8-)

Who wrote that song "Breaking Up is Hard To Do"? Not any more:- [bbc.co.uk]

HippieChick58 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Neil Sedaka. Wow, getting the lawyers out of divorce, how civilized.

zeuser replies on Jan 4, 2019:

I filled my own divorce papers. The whole thing cost, like, 135 bucks or so. The key is ; can you successfully negotiate a separation agreement so the petition is not contested? It helps if you don't have any kids under 18.

It's a metaphor. It's a shtick.

EMC2 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Now if we could just get him to not speak.

zeuser replies on Jan 2, 2019:

At least while he is using his hands to mime a wall that isn't there he can't tweet. So...

Do you or will you get the flu vaccine?

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I've been getting it every year for the past, I dunno, 40 years? Not sure when it first became widely available to the public at large, but not too long after that, I started getting it and I've done it ever since.

zeuser replies on Dec 31, 2018:

@itsmedammit Keep it up!

Medical Marijuana has been proven to work for many types of pain.

Redheadedgammy comments on Dec 31, 2018:

The pharma companies will work to keep it illegal as long as possible, so they can continue poisoning us with their pills.

zeuser replies on Dec 31, 2018:

@Redheadedgammy me too. don't get your hopes up, one fight at a time.

Medical Marijuana has been proven to work for many types of pain.

Redheadedgammy comments on Dec 31, 2018:

The pharma companies will work to keep it illegal as long as possible, so they can continue poisoning us with their pills.

zeuser replies on Dec 31, 2018:

When it eventually becomes legal, big pharma will be there to run all the smaller operations out of business and monopolize the production, distribution and sale as well. Just watch.

Have you stopped watching a TV show, or listening to a musician due to their political beliefs?

Count_Viceroy comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I'm sorry to have to lose, due to their politics, the acting brilliance of Kevin Sorbo, Chuck Norris, and Scott Baio, the comedic genius of Victoria Jackson and Dennis Miller, and the musical gifts of Ted Nugent and Hank Williams Jr. A sacrifice indeed.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2018:

You'd think it would be easy to let those talents go. And yeah, you're right, it's easy. ?

Looks like Sarah may be backing out of her resignation since she can't find a job in the private ...

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Hmmm, has she considered applying to be Miss Piggy's body double for the next Muppet movie? That could work. From Russian puppet to second line Muppet. Hey, it's worth considering.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2018:

@phoenixone1 Well, both twats and waffles might view that from a somewhat different perspective.

I just finished installing my tankless water heater.

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2018:

That looks great! I put the new sticker on my license plate. I had to use a screwdriver to take the plate out of the frame to do it. That is the extent of my technical ability. I admire people who can do stuff like this, cuz I sure can't. Good job, KGY. This looks like it was a tankless job, too. ...

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2018:

@kgoodyear I salute you partner. ?

Getting ready to go to a Boy Scout Eagle Rank Award Ceremony inside a Baptist Church.

Donotbelieve comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Fun fact- I'm a registered Boy Scout. I worked at Camp Tuckahoe. Boy Scouts are way more fun than Girl Scouts. I was a camp counselor for them and went to camp from age 5 till 17.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2018:

@Donotbelieve Sounds like it was just nuts! LOL

Getting ready to go to a Boy Scout Eagle Rank Award Ceremony inside a Baptist Church.

Donotbelieve comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Fun fact- I'm a registered Boy Scout. I worked at Camp Tuckahoe. Boy Scouts are way more fun than Girl Scouts. I was a camp counselor for them and went to camp from age 5 till 17.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2018:

@Donotbelieve Seriously? A necklace with acorns? I LOVE it!

Looks like Sarah may be backing out of her resignation since she can't find a job in the private ...

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Hmmm, has she considered applying to be Miss Piggy's body double for the next Muppet movie? That could work. From Russian puppet to second line Muppet. Hey, it's worth considering.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2018:

@Science-guy You're right. I thought to offer options, and this clearly isn't an appropriate direction. My bad, sorry.

Looks like Sarah may be backing out of her resignation since she can't find a job in the private ...

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Hmmm, has she considered applying to be Miss Piggy's body double for the next Muppet movie? That could work. From Russian puppet to second line Muppet. Hey, it's worth considering.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2018:

@dkp93 Point taken.

'Nude Selfie' Obtained In Mueller Inquiry, Says Court Filing By Indicted Russian Firm | HuffPost

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2018:

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Trump never had a garbanzo bean on his face. I'll be here all week. Tip your servers. Try the veal. 8-)

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2018:

@Al-Bundy_59 Feel free. I certainly did. Lol

Family Dinner!❤

freedom41 comments on Dec 28, 2018:

That could have been phrased differently. Where was the editor in all of this?

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2018:

She should have put it online first, cuz online, *everybody * is a fricken editor. Heh.

This is mainly meant to be a joke, but any actual money donated will go to the Southern Poverty Law ...

alanalorie comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Ha..I laughed out loud. Perhaps we should each send a beautifully wrapped brick to the White House with our sentiments written on it :)

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2018:

Oooh, the simplest ideas are the best ones!

A bit edgy, but the truth if you reason it.

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2018:

So if I follow, cunnilingus is an appetizer. (Just trying to keep the metaphor rolling, you know?)

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2018:

@AntaresRose OK Rose. ?

Just for shits and giggles! Be the best Alien you Can be! ROFLOL

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Oooh, that explains the anal probe. *ahem*

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2018:

@LucyLoohoo Wonderful, that's my good deed for today. 8-)

A bit edgy, but the truth if you reason it.

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2018:

So if I follow, cunnilingus is an appetizer. (Just trying to keep the metaphor rolling, you know?)

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2018:

@AntaresRose I like oysters too, but I *love* to eat clams. LOL

Awoke this morning, always a plus for me, and a thought crossed my mind, (a second plus), any way, ...

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Most religious people, IMO of course, don't *want* to be religious, it's just how they were raised or how they think they need to be to fit in with their religious peer group. They want to get to heaven, they don't want to go to hell, they want to deny the oblivion of actual death, and they have a ...

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2018:

@HankSherman Hmmm, well I can think of a couple of cases. One is where the individual never truly bought into it and they find and excuse to do so after escaping from either the psychological or physical barriers that kept them penned in. Two is where there is a sense of profound disiilusionment with someone they trusted, or something that is clearly demonstrated to be false or shallow. Third is when they get tired of being told to behave a certain way that irritates the hell out of them and just toss it all out the window to be themselves finally. For your part, you can be a good example, never condescend or scold, you never know what can happen. Good luck.

A bit edgy, but the truth if you reason it.

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2018:

So if I follow, cunnilingus is an appetizer. (Just trying to keep the metaphor rolling, you know?)

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2018:

@AntaresRose I was talking about carpet munching, but it sounds like I somehow touched a nerve. I bet you don't like oysters either. LOL

A bit edgy, but the truth if you reason it.

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2018:

So if I follow, cunnilingus is an appetizer. (Just trying to keep the metaphor rolling, you know?)

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2018:

@AntaresRose If there's crap involved, you're doing it wrong.

Family Dinner!❤

Enchanter comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Why would she want to cook her family AND her dog?

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2018:

Appetizers gotta come from somewhere!

Somebody should take this clown’s phone away from him. [newsweek.com]

Looking4-Others comments on Dec 26, 2018:

I'm surprised he didn't charge them for taking pictures with him the dumb shit!

zeuser replies on Dec 27, 2018:

Don't give him any ideas.

BREAKING: Trump Throws Out His Defense Secretary Early! [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Wow. I've never seen a person deteriorate so rapidly right before my eyes. Let alone the president. None of this shit is good at all.

zeuser replies on Dec 23, 2018:

@Looking4-Others I wish we never found out.

Question regarding responses, mainly on memes, but really on any post I guess.

Anonbene comments on Dec 20, 2018:

People that think points are important. Stop that. We all may have different senses of humor so everything may not be your cup of tea. I try very hard to keep in mind the old adage. If you can't say something nice about someone then don't say anything at all. On the other hand, interaction is what ...

zeuser replies on Dec 20, 2018:

You really wanna see my boobs? Careful what you wish for. LOL

[abcnews.

nvrnuff comments on Dec 19, 2018:

It's not a done deal yet, who knows what the crazy bastid will do.

zeuser replies on Dec 20, 2018:

@Mofo1953 He's an OPM guy. Everything he does is with other people's money.

The Evil Empire is Falling! [abcnews.go.com]

EMC2 comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Oh here comes the magic. This is the time for all. Flynn just had his sentencing delayed and why, because the judge was going to be tough on him and actually saying the word treason. Now Flynn decided to cooperate more on other investigations. Oh boy what is orange cakes to do?

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2018:

Ooo, I didn't see that. Let me go look for it. That is great news, as much as any news about the orange mob boss can be called good. 8-)

The Evil Empire is Falling! [abcnews.go.com]

Condor5 comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Too bad there's no jail time for any of the perps, they're getting off too easily. Isn't this offense the same thing Repugnicans were accusing the Clintons of?

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2018:

The rule of thumb here is that if the talking yam accuses someone of doing something wrong, he or his minions are doing that exact thing,

In 2014 Democrat Chuck Schumer introduced Senate Bill S.

zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Well, the 2014 bill was a comprehensive overhaul of all immigration policy, and it didn't authorize a wall, certainly not a 30 foot high 3000 mile long wall. It addressed the "dreamers", and also called for more staffing to review asylum requests, among many other things. The conservative ...

zeuser replies on Dec 18, 2018:

@Varn Evidently, Hillary used those words, but the context was more nuanced. Here's what I found in Politifact. https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/oct/12/donald-trump/trump-ive-been-proven-right-about-clinton-wanting-/

In 2014 Democrat Chuck Schumer introduced Senate Bill S.

zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Well, the 2014 bill was a comprehensive overhaul of all immigration policy, and it didn't authorize a wall, certainly not a 30 foot high 3000 mile long wall. It addressed the "dreamers", and also called for more staffing to review asylum requests, among many other things. The conservative ...

zeuser replies on Dec 17, 2018:

@Varn Good point. I don't remember any democratic candidate use the term open borders, but rather had that term used to characterize their positions by the other side, but if you could come up with a link, I'd appreciate it. But yeah, if the 2014 bill was successfully amended and passed, this bozo would have had to come up with something else. He probably would still have gotten elected, but that's one issue he wouldn't have had to use.

In 2014 Democrat Chuck Schumer introduced Senate Bill S.

zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Well, the 2014 bill was a comprehensive overhaul of all immigration policy, and it didn't authorize a wall, certainly not a 30 foot high 3000 mile long wall. It addressed the "dreamers", and also called for more staffing to review asylum requests, among many other things. The conservative ...

zeuser replies on Dec 17, 2018:

@Varn The dreamer situation was only addressed by President Obama's executive orders, and never legislatively resolved in any fashion, which is where it should be debated to reach a reasonable compromise. Those orders have been upheld by the courts, but while it didn't hurt Obama, who was well into his second term, politically, I doubt Hillary would have benefitted from the passage of the 2014 bill, with or without protection for the dreamers. However, until that sort of legislative debate occurs, I wouldn't hold my breath for any immigration legislation, including the allocation of 5 billion fucking dollars for a scheme nobody knows any details about.

Now we know! “Trump is under attack from ‘multidimensional Luciferian advanced beings’...

GeorgeRocheleau comments on Dec 17, 2018:

And I thought I was just a dick.

zeuser replies on Dec 17, 2018:

You can be both. Follow your dreams, George. 8-)

Think he might realize he's fucked? [shareblue.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Here's another thing that isn't true: he's the legitimately elected president of the US.

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2018:

@EdEarl That's why I think he'll try to cut some sort of deal and just quit when things heat up.

Think he might realize he's fucked? [shareblue.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Here's another thing that isn't true: he's the legitimately elected president of the US.

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2018:

@EdEarl My point was that he was elected via fraud and is in fact not the legitimate POTUS nor is Pence the legitimate VPOTUS. They should both be in jail right now. So, we more or less agree. Personally, I think he cuts a deal and resigns, the equivalent of declaring bankruptcy, a tactic with which he is quite familiar.

This is a good and pretty funny piece detailing just what happened with the talking yam and his ...

Condor5 comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Sympathy? Yeah, right. Show me the pics of the "schlub" in the prison infirmary, then I may be able to gen up about as much sympathy as "the period at the end of this sentence."

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2018:

I don't think they really want you to actually summon sympathy. ?

Having run through his first choices for his chief of staff vacancy without any luck, President ...

zeuser comments on Dec 14, 2018:

Classic talking yam. Almost Shakespearean, but I can't decide if this is tragedy or comedy.

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2018:

@AntaresRose Well, we have a lot of people who are singing. LOL

Well, this is interesting. Who do you think testified?

Elganned comments on Dec 14, 2018:

Pence knows his place. Trump is a non-stop spigot of drivel, and Pence doesn't dare talk over him or interrupt him. Never mind the fact that Pence has nothing to add to the conversation anyway, since he only parrots what his spin-doctors tell him.

zeuser replies on Dec 14, 2018:

Based on what I've read, Pence could be equally liable in lying to the FBI about Russian contacts and claiming to not having knowledge of Flynn's dissembling. He looks like the kind of guy who would cut a deal. They'd chop him up and sprinkle him on the meatloaf in the prison kitchen if he ever had to do hard time, and I think he knows that. But we'll see, I guess.

Did you guys get a chance to see President Deal Maker get hopelessly outwitted and completely played...

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Pencie seemed to be in PRAYER!

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2018:

@LucyLoohoo Hey, who doesn't? LOL

Did you guys get a chance to see President Deal Maker get hopelessly outwitted and completely played...

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Pencie seemed to be in PRAYER!

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2018:

I bet his boss cussed him up one side and down the other for letting his COS pull out of the deal to go work for the yam. He has that look like when you were spanked and your ass was still sore, so you're laying low to avoid further recriminations.

Do you enjoy a good gossip?

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Gossip is a way to communicate, a channel. You can use the channel maliciously or constructively. Even passively. Because knowledge is power. A lot of gossip is finding out how people are doing. It's cool if you do it right.

zeuser replies on Dec 10, 2018:

@CoastRiderBill I'm sorry you were a victim of malicious gossip, Bill. There's a difference between talking about someone who wore different shoes to work one day and assassinating someone's character. I don't wallow in gossip like some people who make it their life's work, but I will pass on a tidbit or two on occasion. Maybe I shouldn't.

Did anyone hear what someone on some news show predicted Asshole will do at the end of his term?

of-the-mountain comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Does not matter! Orange bastard can only be pardoned on Federal charges! He can not be pardoned on the state level, only a governor can pardon on a states related charge!

zeuser replies on Dec 10, 2018:

@silverotter11 Yeah, there should be some limits on the power to pardon, I'll agree with you there.

Did anyone hear what someone on some news show predicted Asshole will do at the end of his term?

of-the-mountain comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Does not matter! Orange bastard can only be pardoned on Federal charges! He can not be pardoned on the state level, only a governor can pardon on a states related charge!

zeuser replies on Dec 10, 2018:

If the SCOTUS overturns the separate sovereigns doctrine, which is on their docket, presidential pardons would cover state crimes too. Kavanaugh is on record as supporting overturning it.

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zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2018:

It may have to do With your browser Or your hardware. Cuz it looks like I can do it without any effort.

zeuser replies on Dec 8, 2018:

@Fernapple Right, you need to be using a mouse to hover.

France helped guide Americans in the first American Revolution and they are shining a light for ...

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2018:

In France, there was the Bastille. Here, there are institutionalized private prisons making money off of injustice, where the justice system is receiving kickbacks from the prison operators all over the fucking country. Yay progress, right? Who's heads would you start chopping off?

zeuser replies on Dec 7, 2018:

@Surfpirate Not recently. Heh.

From Day One... Every Fucking Day... fox news been following her [foxnews.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2018:

The MO of the right requires someone who plays the role of villain. Obama, Hillary, Soros, Comey, Pelosi, they all had their turn in the right wing media barrel. Some still take a turn now and then. Rep. Ocasio-Cortez is now getting her turn, because even right wing propaganda likes a new face every...

zeuser replies on Dec 7, 2018:

@GipsyOfNewSpain We can only hope. And vote.

From Day One... Every Fucking Day... fox news been following her [foxnews.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2018:

The MO of the right requires someone who plays the role of villain. Obama, Hillary, Soros, Comey, Pelosi, they all had their turn in the right wing media barrel. Some still take a turn now and then. Rep. Ocasio-Cortez is now getting her turn, because even right wing propaganda likes a new face every...

zeuser replies on Dec 7, 2018:

@GipsyOfNewSpain Of course. But AOC incorrectly put the number into the double digit trillions in a public statement. You can't solve a problem if it is inaccurately described. Now, you and I can do that with no real scrutiny or penalty. A member-elect already in the right wing media cross hairs does not have the same forebearance. She'll get better at this, but her convictions are, IMO, correct.

From Day One... Every Fucking Day... fox news been following her [foxnews.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2018:

The MO of the right requires someone who plays the role of villain. Obama, Hillary, Soros, Comey, Pelosi, they all had their turn in the right wing media barrel. Some still take a turn now and then. Rep. Ocasio-Cortez is now getting her turn, because even right wing propaganda likes a new face every...

zeuser replies on Dec 7, 2018:

@GipsyOfNewSpain She's made a few statements about the amount of money wasted by the military that were exaggerated, according to this article. That's all the bullies need to attack, and i do know she is still a private citizen until she is sworn in. I doubt that will hurt her in the long run, but when bullies find someone who seems to be a good punching bag, they keep punching.

Nixon was able to stay out of jail. Don't think this one is wise enough.

EMC2 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Nixon never committed this level of crime. To bring criminal charges would have been useless as his crime was Obstruction of Justice. Now Trumppy baby, has obstruction as an appetizer, He also has conspiracy against the US (as does Manaford) money laundering while using his charitable fund as a...

zeuser replies on Dec 5, 2018:

I hope you're right. My confidence in the US justice system is not high, especially when it comes to the 1 percent.

What's next?

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Nah, I expect to go back to how it was before I was born.

zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2018:

Keep bickering in my comment section guys. Each comment gets me one step closer to level 8. LOL

Even though it is a slightly biased website they do present a valid ...

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Someone's gonna wish he passed some prison reform legislation. Maybe Bill Cosby can sneak him some jello pudding. Har Har. ?

zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@Freedompath I bet he goes Kojak. ?

Dating in todays society

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Hypotheticals are always tricky. There's a lot of nuance and context surrounding any relationship, even simple friendships let alone romantic relationships. So I voted for the third option, because I just don't know. I would not rule it out or in a priori, and there is nothing in the set up ...

zeuser replies on Nov 28, 2018:

@darien75 Good for you, all the best to you both. 8-)

Dating in todays society

zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Hypotheticals are always tricky. There's a lot of nuance and context surrounding any relationship, even simple friendships let alone romantic relationships. So I voted for the third option, because I just don't know. I would not rule it out or in a priori, and there is nothing in the set up ...

zeuser replies on Nov 28, 2018:

@darien75 It's a good question. It made me think a bit.

Now is a real virtual test of where the orange shit stands.

creative51 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Putin's puppet will declare it Fake News!

zeuser replies on Nov 26, 2018:

That sounds about right.

Interesting opinion piece from the Washington Post: The Washington Post: The GOP is now the party...

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I'm confused. (Nothing new there.) Do I need to subscribe to view this article?

zeuser replies on Nov 26, 2018:

WaPo gives you a certain number of free reads a month. When you use them up, you have to subscribe to read more. Until next month.

Sex in the modern world

zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I've got a pretty firm grasp on the meaning of sex, m'self.

zeuser replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@Count_Viceroy Practice, amigo, practice.

So a few days ago the internet heard about that missionary that got killed that was trying to bring ...

MauiMike comments on Nov 24, 2018:

....I think he was pursuing a love interest from Agnostic.com?

zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2018:

So she's still available? Is that what you're saying? LOL

Pardoning Execution in Turkey?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Not to nit pick but Saudi Arabia ain't Turkey.

zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2018:

You have to take some license for a good pun.

How does a employee deal with an incompetent manager?

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I threatened to quit and asked to be moved to another part of the company. That plan backfired when the incompetent manager was given half of my group, all the people I recruited, hired, and trained, and suddenly I was one of his peer managers. He eventually screwed that up and went back to the ...

zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2018:

@RapidCityKelly Life is too short, good call!

Anticipating the obligatory Thanksgiving meal.

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2018:

It's at my ex sister in law 's place but my kids will be there, and my nephew. Also, I'm bringing a big bottle of wine. ??

zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2018:

@daylily Nobody gets between me and my share of the wine and lives to tell the tale. ?

Social Media Pet Peeves

UrsiMajor comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Guilty. I should write "Agnostic.com is not my platform for spreading my liberal propaganda" about 100 times. I hate when people post nude pictures of themselves.. I appreciate agnostic.com's leniency to porn and nudity, but I like a little class.

zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2018:

I don't mind your propaganda. Keep it up. 8-)

I Don't Know Matt Whitaker

Outlier comments on Nov 16, 2018:

If I asked him what he had for lunch, would he be able to tell me the truth?

zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@MrTallman To tell the truth, you have to mean to tell the truth. To lie, you have to mean to lie. What this asshole does is make shit up, deliberately, and I think he means what he says no matter how absurd.

Question for men: short hair on women. Like it or leave it?

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I'm not that crazy about facial hair, or ear hair, on women, but I couldn't give a rat's ass about any other hair, short or long. And if the woman in question is cute enough, a little chin whisker or two won't phase me either.

zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@MrBeelzeebubbles Yeah, I could handle that. ?

I Don't Know Matt Whitaker

Outlier comments on Nov 16, 2018:

If I asked him what he had for lunch, would he be able to tell me the truth?

zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2018:

He'd lie, just for the practice.

Anyone want to move to hawaii? Let's all have an adventure.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2018:

It's expensive to live in Hawaii. I'd do it if I had more resources.

zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@nicknotes Yeah, I did, a little tiny one - pretty much everybody had a really small car. However,there aren't too many places to go. I enjoyed it anyway.

Anyone want to move to hawaii? Let's all have an adventure.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2018:

It's expensive to live in Hawaii. I'd do it if I had more resources.

zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@nicknotes Actually, I was in Honolulu for a conference in 1992, and spent a couple of days on Maui afterwards. It was pretty and everything, but I was struck, as a NC resident, with how small the beaches were. And you're right, everything is reeeal expensive.

In a 'self-defeating and self-incriminating' slipup, Trump just indicated he installed Matthew ...

zeuser comments on Nov 16, 2018:

When a con man is discovered to be a fraud, he usually blows town and heads to the next mark. This asshole has nowhere else to go.

zeuser replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@LucyLoohoo Of course! Pick out some nice wines, and I'll make a potato salad and a cold cut tray. 8-)