The tale of a sad Willie...

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Awww.

"Religion has shown itself in the open as the institution whose aim is political power by which to ...

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Bennie was an excellent student, he learned a lot about the parallels between organized religion and totalitarian ambition. Worked for a while, up until it didn't. So anyway, a good insight.

Let's look at a few facts: • Merrick Garland was nominated by Barack Obama, but he was actually ...

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2020:

He knows his carapace is about to be irreparably fractured, so he's making hay while the sun is still, sort of, shining.

Beware, sugar daddies!

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2020:

This is funny, and the gag is that the old guy is completely unaware of how old he is in comparison to the young lady. In reality, I've been encountering young women explicitly saying, to me (!) no less, they want to have me as a sugar daddy. Complete quid pro quo. Women a third of my age, like the cartoon characters above. I understand times are tough, and things are a lot more explicitly transactional than they were in my heyday, but it still surprises me. Got my grumpy pants on today, sorry.

Venal Legacy!!! [truthout.org]

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2020:

No surprise to anybody at all. I hope this hits the people who voted for him the hardest, but that won't happen. When you start indiscriminately throwing turds, everybody gets shit on them.

”He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts-for support rather than illumination” Andrew...

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2020:

Good quotes, Jack. Now I can finally stop trying to climb trees. LOL

Running From Trump! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2020:

Now you dumbasses are abandoning him? Now?? WTF took y'all so long!?

My sister just called me from just outside of DC.

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2020:

I believe the vote will go against him, that it will be closer than we all think, and that he'll try to cheat after it's over. I'm very apprehensive about his mouth breathing heavily armed thugs, you know, the base.

I will love to witness the turd and his family/enablers going to jail in 2021! [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2020:

I'm betting they'll all just run away. Probably to Russia, or maybe Brazil. Possibly North Korea.

Trump's Fog of War? [snopes.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2020:

His fog smells a lot like already digested KFC.

Yeah only successful one

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Well, he's good at steering government money and foreign influence peddlers to his properties. And fake covid cures too, let's not leave that part out.

I know trumpers are not very bright (ok, let us face it, they're morons) but this one takes the ...

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Does this mean he's good at being a moron? LOL

I'm thinking those "directions" might have cost $50.00

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Can you tell me how I can go around the world? HOW much??

Trump Rejects - Then Approves Emergency Aid for California Wildfires President Trump first ...

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2020:

This shit is scary. Someone comes up with a hare-brained idea and runs with it, someone else farts, and it's a complete 180. This isn't even a high school student council level of competence. This is batshit for brains careening from stupid decision to crisis to stupid decision.

Sounds Like Excellent News: [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 17, 2020:

The deep state has a purpose when nazis are in leadership positions, and rank and file competence becomes a precious commodity.

I prefer using the schrader valves directly.

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2020:

This is the era before fake tits required surgery. I personally don't like fake tits, no matter how you do it, but that's just me. Y'all do you.

Halloween yard ideas

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2020:

I'm not a big halloween guy, but this is fucking funny. LOL

They fixed Don Jr’s crazy ad: [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2020:

I'm surprised he had the time to do this, wasn't there a giraffe or a baby elephant or something he should have been shooting?

Best Pic of the day!

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2020:

I love this guy. He seems like a sweetheart in his personal life too, though that might just be his image. Even so, his heart's definitely in the right place.

Nose Browning Corporation: [commondreams.org]

zeuser comments on Oct 16, 2020:

I didn't watch this, but I understand our arsewipe in chief blew a few more toes off last night. These days, it's not a bad idea to give him airtime so people can watch him set himself on fire, which he pretty much does every time recently. The choice of moderator, and her decision to engage in an adversarial role when confronted with dishonesty and evasion, may be the thing that mitigates this strategy for me. I agree they probably should have starved him of his publicity oxygen, but what transpired was not what agent orange was expecting, nor was it what he needed.

You need to lick it before applying

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2020:

Yikes. Now there is some plastic surgery that went horribly wrong, yeah?

Also posted in The Guardian 👍🤣👍

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2020:

Yuck.

Where there's a will there's a way...

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2020:

He ain't a friend anymore, I can tell you that.

t-Rump's idea of appealing to women voters.

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2020:

That is just pathetic.

Just dont get too cocky, every single person that votes counts, move your immediate family and ...

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2020:

Don't underestimate the power of treachery and cheating, that's the one way this thing can get away from us. And they will try both.

You’re not wearing a skirt that short!

zeuser comments on Oct 14, 2020:

Listen to yer mum. LOL

The Ethical Barr! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2020:

He will do time.

Yes! And you said it was sheepdogging! :-D

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2020:

They will emulate their masters. No, really.

Pres.

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2020:

Guy in the crowd catches one: "Heyy, wait just one minute here, this one has a shit stain!"

I think many women feel this

zeuser comments on Oct 13, 2020:

Well, she asked me to give her head, and so...

I currently became unemployed because my construction company I work for has no projects at this ...

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Oh man, that's rough. Keep at it, bro.

Elsewhere a poster asked why it was reasonable to believe in the FBI.

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Oh man. You can speculate, but can you prove? Lots of value judgements here. You're entitled to that. Things that can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without effort.

What do you call a cut on a ghost? A boo boo

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2020:

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. Yeah, I said it. LOL

Can You Handle Some Good News? [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Good, but we wasted so much time, so much money, so much effort to get here. And for what, exactly? A drug addled covid positive basket case criminal moron and a whole bunch of dead Americans.

Back during the Clinton impeachment, my friend's five and seven year year old sons were hearing too ...

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Well, that means I had a lot more oral sex while I was still married than I realized.

Poor Estelle big shock

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2020:

She needs to get outta there before the "rope and tie" competition starts.

Not being a POS is the best fly repellent

zeuser comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Hey, it was worth a shot to try it out on "Hall Closet" Mikey. Sometimes, though, the sheer redolence can overwhelm the striping effect.

Would be Lovely If This Means His Term in Office Could Be Deleted: [truthout.org]

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Money talks. Sometimes bigger money talks louder.

I think this takes the prize.

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

In retrospect, so obvious. LOL

Look out for groaner

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Dude..

Can he get any more revolting? Steroid cheeks?🤢🤮 [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

If I had a face like that, I'd shave my arse and walk backwards.

Now this cover covers it all really!

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

And dicks too, don't forget dicks.

Trump And Biden Agree To A Socially Distanced Debate Using Soup Can Telephones | The Babylon Bee

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Confiscate the soupcans that the antifa are carrying to demonstrations. LOL

Trump's public lands chief refuses to leave his post despite judge's order [theguardian.

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

I'd say frog marching his criminal ass to the hoosegow is a good next step too.

Think I'll pass on that

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Give it a try, flatfoot, I'd love to see it. LOL

This resonated with long-time minimalist me.

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it.

TOO LITTLE TOO LATE SPINELESS RATS!!!! [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

So these fuckwits think saying a couple of sentences less than a month before the election will make people forget all those wingnut judges they approved, all those votes to acquit a president guilty of treason, all the hypocrisy surrounding the Kavanaugh nomination, all the bills ignored on McConnell's desk, all the disemboweling of federal institutions, all the abrogation of treaties with allies, eh? Well, there's another sharp strategy from the party of stupid, am I right? JFC

Hello, Newman.... [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

My ex wife went to high school with Wayne Knight. Glad to see he's still kicking.

Gretchen Whitmer Says President is Stoking Violence in America In response to the arrests of 13...

zeuser comments on Oct 10, 2020:

I bet Governor Whitmer never expected a term like this. Yikes.

Melania gets an early start hanging Christmas decorations in the White House.

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Right outside of Pence's office the flies are plentiful and, best of all, free.

This Might Be the Last Straw, Even the Last Gasp for Donny! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Gee, that's too bad. LOL

MAGA-Crazy Retirement Village Now Fears Covid - and Pence [thedailybeast.

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Virus or not, who the fuck wants to listen to his droning pasty-white candy ass lie about not taking away health care protections all while verbally fellating the talking yam? Ok, there may be a couple left, but honestly...

In keeping with Trump's disrespect for science, note that his doctor is a Chiropractor.

zeuser comments on Oct 9, 2020:

How do you treat a con man? With a con man doctor. Absolutely consistent.

As I've posted in "Politics" q:541660

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2020:

He asked to delay the debates for a week. Biden told him nuh-uh. Sick and scared, stupid and losing, melting like an ice cube in July, that's our guy all right.

Keith Olberman is Back!: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2020:

I missed him. He was a ray of hope in the W/Cheyney years.

Click the link, not the picture. [platform.twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 8, 2020:

Go get 'em, Mayor Pete!

Proof Trump is a dick

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Dude...

Trump: people of America, don't be afraid of Covid! I feel better than in the last 20 years! Sure, ...

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Ironically, actual pigs are actually pretty intelligent.

Does it take a math nerd to think this is funny?

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

We are already irrational.

Seen on Facebook

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Gotta take the bad with the worse.

Man Facing Death Suddenly No Longer Gives a Shit About God [theslot.jezebel.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Evangelical hypocrites giving a ridiculous explanation justifying this clear contradiction in 3, 2, 1....

Melania speaks out against cyberbullying.

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Anything to get out of planning the fucking xmas decorations, eh petunia?

Oh oh major mistake

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Funny things can happen before the acid wears off.

Some more desperate shameless action to wrestle votes using the machinery of government.

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

I have to think he has convinced himself that the lies he has been telling are actually true, and rather than being bad for his "enemies", these documents will prove the exact opposite of what he thinks he is revealing. We should have given this fucking idiot strong steroids years ago.

Might have to play this down to keep you lot from panicking.

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Instead of thoughts and prayers I suggest sending hostility and creative curses.

There might be a brief period of peace and silence on Twitter until they reinstate Tweety.

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

The steroids didn't do anything to mentally stabilize this maniac. He is getting crazier by the minute.

Citizen physician and almost-graduate of the Central Florida Institute of Therapeutic Clown Medicine...

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Good satire. The key takeaway: "Positive thinking and dishonesty are two of the best ways to defeat a virus, along with gargling bleach, telling other people to take hydroxychloroquine and sticking a week-old russet potato in your ear."

White House cited drug companies’ objections in overruling FDA’s vaccine standards ...

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2020:

I can almost hear him, "Well, the guys who give me lots of money and say nice things about me don't like the standards, so let's get rid of them."

The only thing that has made me happy through all this is the fact that tRump has had to listen to ...

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2020:

Well, they told him it meant "handsome", so he's good with it.

Bills don't pay themselves

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2020:

Yeah, I know, it sucks.

Abandon ship! Mayday! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2020:

I feel for these guys, desperate men who believed the crooked huckster and have lived to regret it.

The World Health Organization, "Doctors without Borders", and the International Federation of Red ...

zeuser comments on Oct 6, 2020:

One of the few economic sectors where business is booming and employment is up.

Doctor Warns Trump's Coronavirus Treatment Can Cause Psychosis, Mania [huffpost.

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Flicking that first domino can cause the crazy train to build up a nuclear head of steam. Did I get that right? JFC, this is fucking nuts all right.

These jackwagons all think that they look like Captain America but this is closer to the truth.

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2020:

I wonder what they all do with their individual "golden lassos of truth". Wait, I don't want to know, ok?

“You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Nah, one Michael Flatley is enough.

Found this on Twitter

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Said the wolfman to Dracula and the mummy, "You're dead, both of you!" Said Dracula and the mummy, "We know!"

Having heard some speculation, and noticing something strange about the picture from Walter Reed, I ...

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Reached at the Chicago Cemetery, Al Capone commented, "Shit, why didn't *I* think of that?"

This is why it's so important to read the invitation carefully!

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Looks like a cosplay version of Squeezebox Squarepants.

The tendency of our time is wholly oriented toward the secular.

zeuser comments on Oct 5, 2020:

Just sports arenas and stadiums. And mega-churches.

Trump supporters have been making 2 particularly disturbing comments.

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Well, people still deny that the Holocaust happened. Probably some of the same ones willfully ignoring the current horrible death toll. Why are people like that? I don't know. What the fuck is wrong with some people? You got me.

Just me or you too

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2020:

That's been going on for a while now.

More lies.

zeuser comments on Oct 4, 2020:

I can make out some words. Let's see, person...woman..man...heeyyyy, wait just a minute here. 🤣

Is it likely that a person that has successfully feigned wealth will feign death and disappear to ...

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2020:

He can be roomies with Andy Kaufman.

Just as a precaution it might be wise to put all the Trump family in a cage on the Mexican border ...

zeuser comments on Oct 3, 2020:

That's a yes for me.

Good news: Trump got the Covid-19! So although I'm not a Doctor, I will recommend the following.

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Yeah, that sounds good to me. The only thing missing is two week course of hydroxychloroquine, taken via suppository.

I am so torn.

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

I'm skeptical too, Julie. This is just too convenient.

John Lennon really puts it best with Instant Karma.

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

I hope you're right, I really do.

Being the author of so many deaths, one can only wish Trump and Melania the same fate as other ...

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

This is another con, AC. Just watch for a bit and the structure of the con will become more obvious with each tweet.

Yeah baby! Karma is a bitch! Finally we might get lucky! [usatoday.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Y'all keep this in mind - he lies a lot. Just sayin'.

Best news ever.

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

In my view, there is a better than even chance that this is another scam. Gets him out of the debates, nobody is talking about felony tax fraud, he gets to claim he took hydroxychloroquine and is miraculously cured. Anybody with me on this one?

He's a braver man than me! :-D

zeuser comments on Oct 2, 2020:

That is NOT going to play well. Enjoy your nights on the couch. LOL

Dump is 'great' at tearing up laws and accords, but so obtuse with his 'grating', repetitive, ...

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2020:

I think you may have misspelled "obnoxious".

I was driving down the motorway with my mate the other day and she piped up.

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2020:

Very popular in Cardiff.

Attention Donald Trump: If You Put Amy Coney Barrett On The Supreme Court, Republicans Will Turn On ...

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2020:

There's an unfortunately common political phenomenon in this country, and indeed all over the world, which emphasizes short term goals and ignores long term strategy. This is one example. I admit, I've supported the Lincoln Project, because they *are* better at gutter fighting than the dems, and I concluded that was a worthy priority. While I fully own my decision, that does not make these guys any less execrable or their past activities any more palatable. Politics, as they say, makes strange bedfellows. And if rank and file wingnuts disown this administration *because* it has delivered for them, that is sweet irony.

We are at a crossroads, even if Biden is elected.

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2020:

I've been wondering since the embarrassment of the American empire in Vietnam, the criminality of Nixon, through the travesty of the deification of deficits under Reagan, the corporatization of the democrats under Clinton, the expensive debt exploding folly of the blunder into Afghanistan and Iraq under Cheyney (with Bush sorta helping), the exposed racist-fueled polarization of the country under Obama, and now the absolute dumpster fire of this fuckwitted clown, I've been wondering when the whole thing would just fall over and implode. I guess it's gonna be sooner than I thought. I used to worry about nuclear annihilation a lot, how quaint in retrospect; climate change will kill us all first. I'm still in it and will fight til the end, but holy shit this is all going sideways.

Mud Wrestling!?: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2020:

I'd give the nomination to the Rock if this came to pass.

Y'all see this? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2020:

I dunno. Part of me wants to see him light himself on fire again in front of 100 million people. If Joe can take it, so can I.

Yup hilarious

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2020:

Oh, I'd lay odds against that, but it's a funny idea anyway.

For anyone's that's "cut the cord" of cable TV, The Young Turks is showing the Presidential debate, ...

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2020:

Biden came to debate. President Asswipe came to throw a tantrum.

Easiest vote ever, didn't even have to see anything else but DEM next to the names, fuck the tyrant ...

zeuser comments on Sep 30, 2020:

My daughter and I dropped off our absentee ballots at the County Board of Elections on Monday. There was a steady stream of people, and we had to wait (just a little) for a parking spot. Those ballots have been verified and are in the box.